You push the button.
There is a loud whistle, a series of clanks, and an expensive purple glove
spits out of The Ultimate Device and lands on the floor.

You concentrate immensely and mumble 'mega visa huijari'
The following messages seem to vibrate from an expensive purple glove:
It is called expensive purple glove and identified as 'clothing', 'glove',
'expensive glove',
'purple glove' and 'purple expensive glove'.
It would take the following clothing slots: hand. 
It has been in the game for 11h, 24min and 59s. It is almost weightless,
extremely small, in
excellent condition, it's BRAND NEW, made of rubber, worth 1 gold and of poor
quality. 
It has been worn by Elf refugee for 1h.
It hasn't been wielded by anyone.

worn by elf refugee? :o