It says: Beware the Fortune Cookie of DOOM!
It says: Beware the wrath of the Rubber Chicken.
It says: Carpe diem.
It says: Carpe ranam.
It says: Help, I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!
It says: Inspected by No. 12
It says: Me love you long time.
It says: No.
It says: Stay with your wife.
It says: That wasn't chicken.
It says: These cookies might contain useful quest information.
It says: This message is printed on recycled paper.
It says: Who's your daddy?
It says: Yes.
It says: You will encounter a strange warrior.
It says: You will find a new love.
It says: You will meet a healer in the near future.

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