A Few Good Rules Before You Trip:

1) Cars can hurt you. 
2) You cannot fly. 
3) It's never a good time to die. 
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention. 
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public. 
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things
that aren't there. 
7) Don't forget how to burp. 
8) Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe. 
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping". 
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come down.**