Get mail from coworker asking "is this bad?"
Check history of what he's forwarded me, you know, backwards... most recent
crap is first.  Skip down and see the guy's hosting an open form being used
to process scam / fraud info ("quick! give me your account info!") at other
systems, and said systems' abuse teams are getting irate.

Pound head against desk a few times, then calmly alert various managerial
muckity-mucks about potential felonies being performed with our equipment
on our network.

sheesh.