Shardik shouts 'LISTEN UP FOLKS I AM AN ELDER GODawful archwizard no longer active really BUT I DO STILL PACK SOME RAW FUCKING POWER AND I WILL DEPLOY SOME OF THAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW SO.' A group of hot potatos have escaped from the Celestial Kitchens! If you catch one, get rid of it fast or you may get messy. People who survive this without an accident are sometimes rewarded.