You throw your hands excitedly in the air and yell 'Give my creation life!!'

The lights dim and there is a brief ominous feeling...which is suddenly
shattered by a clap of thunder and a burst of lightning. The items in big and
heavy construction table (bolted) are energized, twisting and locking into
each
other and forming a humanoid shape. With several loud *SNAP*s the restraints
burst and the creation stands up, and begins to move!

Congratulations! You have just completed One ton golem!