You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY PIERCE Huge anaconda forcing the heart to
explode and then magically implode.
Followed by this Reaver skill crit:
You are prepared to do the skill.
You are surrounded by **DARK ENERGY**!
You make a quick slash across Huge anaconda's body with your weapon.
You score a KILLING BLOW on Huge anaconda!
You feel you have released large amounts of destructive energy.
Huge anaconda is dogfood.
Huge anaconda is DEAD, R.I.P.

It's nice to not be the target of crits like that for once!