the Ultimate Device (patent pending)

This item is hard to describe. It has iron pipes, bronze gears, small wooden
gears and tiny stone hammers. It's not much smaller than a human torso, and
looks heavy. While its construction may be strange, it's activation surely is
not, for a large red button marked 'PUSH' sits on one face of the device.
This item is in good condition.
It looks heavy.

You push the button.

There is a loud whistle, a series of clanks, and a normal purple shirt spits
out of The Ultimate Device and lands on the floor.

A run of the mill shirt.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks light weight.