Just the average day as a nun, turning undeads in ocp

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(For the record, I *was* wielding a shield)

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fail to channel your god's power.
********************** Round 1 **********************
Guard successfully parries your shield.
 ...AND counterattacks with ferocity.
Guard successfully parries your punch.
 ...AND counterattacks with ferocity.
Hp: 248/475 [-126] Sp: 287/1307 [] Ep: 188/237 [] >
Guard is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You start concentrating on the skill.
********************** Round 2 **********************
You are about to DIE!
You miss Guard.
Hp: 70/475 [-178] Sp: 287/1307 [] Ep: 188/237 [] >
Guard is in excellent shape (100%).
You are using 'turn undead'.
Your movement prevents you from doing the skill.

. . .  a few moments, couple of heals, one unp and one hprot later . . .

An old, dead, useless guard (undead)
You've been ambushed!
Guard mocks 'Bonjour, Ecky. So we meet again, eh?'
********************** Round 1 **********************
Guard successfully dodges your futile shield.
Guard successfully parries your punch.
 ...AND counterattacks with ferocity.
Hp: 546/671 [-148] Sp: 249/1307 [] Ep: 234/237 [-1] >
Guard is in excellent shape (100%).
You are using 'turn undead'.
********************** Round 2 **********************
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

. . . a few moments and one Shenderic later . . .

You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes while rubbing halo and sing out (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Deteriorating Rosary forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
exploding on Guard.
A large cavity replaces Guard's chest.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
As your foe dies, you feel a bit more experienced.
Hp: 679/679 [] Sp: 1125/1307 [-96] Ep: 237/237 [] >
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You don't see a corpse to dig a grave for.
You encourage those around you to fight harder as you strike the killing blow
at your opponent.
Hp: 679/679 [] Sp: 1127/1307 [+2] Ep: 237/237 [] >
[14:29]:Shenderic (party): öö
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| 14:29 7071: An old, dead, useless guard                                    |
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This party has killed 1 monster (avg exp/mon: 7071).

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7k mob killed me through hprot and shield with some megacrit?
Love this game.