Got a nice star crit today! You lure Guard closer with the infamous 'play dead' maneuver, only to perform a 'earthworm rising' kick. You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit! Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATINGLY HEAD-THROW Guard in the chest, sealing up cardiac veins and crushing the ribcage. Guard staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.