Pils opens a present. From the present falls the Paingiver axe <christmas glow> <red glow>. You sit on Santa's lap. Santa gives you a present. Santa drops you from his knee. Tuppi the christmas barsoomian licks his own gleaming pendant crafted from fresh mithril <strong christmas glow> <red glow>. Tuppi the christmas barsoomian goes 'WOOP! WOOP!'. You open the present. From the present falls a genuine BatBanana (tm). You grunt 'voi vittu.'