PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.... what a task!

You are done with the chant.
Your Crosier of Las shizzles with holy power as you utter the magic words
'viisol dhyke vqeff'
The Universe Halts as barely nothing comes out of your Crosier of Las nearly
killing Skeleton in laughter.
You DISCOVER a new spell, the 'Holy lance'.
Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Andthi has discovered holy lance. This is
truly a blessed day.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Memento mei'*

Total of 1111115590 experience spent on character.
Pahus, yli meni!

Davian [spark+]: eiks iso D ole kartalla valtava kokonen dragon ?
Venturus (spark+): käy kattomassa
Andthi [spark+]: drake
Kakkonen [spark+]: suattaapi olla, tai suottaapi olla olematta
Andthi [spark+]: siinä rilyn vieres on ancient chaos drake D
Ancient chaos drake shouts 'Time to meet your maker, Davian!'
Arasaka (spark+): oli
Dornier (spark+): oli chaos crake joo

Total of 1000391983 experience spent on character.
Total of 757971184 (75.7565%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You lash out at Ancient blue whale, snapping the whip at her face!
She yelps and jumps back.
You have completed the beastmaster quest 'When a problem comes along, you must
whip it!
All Beastmaster Quests Complete!
*Rank Unlocked*

Took a decade, but finally got it done!

I also probably got the last Archer quest done yesterday and the Merchant belt
quests in the previous reinc ... I'm on a ROOLLLLLL, BABYYYY!

Moor starts concentrating on a new skill.
An ethereal blue scalpel appears in Moor's hand.
Moor orders you to lie down, all the while fondling his cleaver. You lie down,
hesitantly. Then, Moor sits on top of you, making you more or less unable to
move.
Suddenly he swings with the cleaver, severing your arm off! You howl in pain,
blood flying everywhere. Another blow follows, this time with the haft of the
cleaver, to your head, and you fall into blessed unconsciousness.
When you wake up, you notice your arm has been replaced with a glass one. It
seems the operation was success, after all.

Hp:645/1182 (-537) Ep:402/402 () Sp:1148/1148 <()>
You feel your head clearing up.

You feel your head clearing up.
You are no longer stunned.

Great black mass is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Great black mass's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Congratulations! You have just completed Legendary monsters!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LEGENDARY MONSTERS QUEST!

As a reward, your kerbholz's ring is now coloured according to the level of
the target.
You have joined the elite few of this mud, mortal, and for that, you have a
new quest visible in your completed quests, and alongside that, you have a new
rank 'Vanquisher'

All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere Andthi
as she proves her worth by vanquishing all that stands in her path.

... Took nearly 10 years to finish the freaking quest. Talk about commitment
towards a video game!

Andthi {wanted}: house membership!
Broetchen {wanted}: no such thing outside of rebirthing / making your own
Andthi {wanted}: is it because I is white
Conquer {wanted}: yes
Blayke {wanted}: and ugly
Natw (wanted): mostly the ugly thing
Delpers tells you 'ja metsuri'
{wanted}: Andthi sniffs sadly.

10290460: Origo, the colossal Red Dragon

Black Mass, you're next!

Ramon tells you 'Special offer, Andthi's head for 55776 gold! That's 65% off
the price!'

DIMENSIONAL VACUUM

You are prepared to do the skill.
You make a quick slash across Valentina's body with your weapon.
The venom on your weapon gets into the wound.
Valentina collapses on her knees.
Utilizing all her strength, she heaves her hand toward the sky and manages to
send a final whisper with her dying breath '..L-Las.. W..hy-y..ha..av..ave
yo...yo...youu fo..fo..fo.. forsak...' 
      Her lifeless body lets out a faint *THUD* as it hits the ground... 
                   ... and then silence.

score:
Name: Andthi Analix the Barsoomian is a sexy lumberjack < ME SO: > (horny)
(horny) (horny) (horny) (horny) (horny) (horny) (horny)

One of those great combat rounds again!:

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You CRUELLY REND Sentry.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You kidneypunch Sentry.
You lightly strike Sentry.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You chomp Sentry.
You taste Sentry.
You puncture Sentry.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You really poke Sentry.

Entor tells Kori and you 'meiti favoritti tos sarjas o yks homo neekeri kokki
=D'
Kori tells Entor and you 'tulipa yllatyksena :-d'

Pitkästä aikaa kunnon HC-mudipäivä (12h):

Khalun
Black King
Shelaste
Xzui
Moreod

-> Sain +10 plock amuleti

- 8x rippi
- Experience lost: 1097117
- Gold difference: -63563.00

You shout 'PERKELE' like only a Finnish person can.

Grizzt awards Andthi 1 points for completing 'BatMUD comminity ice fishing'
task.
Garth voitti hieman alle 30 grammalla ja jäin toiseks! VITTU RETIREMOROT 4EVER
WELL FOLKS!

Virittelinpä näppäimistön kuntopyörään kiinni ja huristelin tunnin putkee
expauksen lomassa.

Tunnin saldona:

- 32,5km ajettua kilometriä
- 490 poltettua kaloria (vai mitä lie yksikköä ovatkaan)
- 621k kokemuspistettä
- ~400 repua (tosi barbaarit ei aja kuntopyörällä tosin)
- Kipeä perse ja peniksen tunnottomuus (jälkimmäinen hoidettu kuntoon)

Nuane (darkness+): pitäis olla semmone kuntopyöräbotti mitä polkemalla charru
expottelee iteksee
Glacius (darkness+): lähtis kiloja tästä maailmasta

Niin siinä sitten kävi:

[01:05]:Andthi [barbarian]: By all that is barbaric, cursed be my Cevi village
raiding soul. I FAILED!
[01:06]:Andthi [barbarian]: fake!
[01:06]:Routa (barbarian): ahhahahaha :D

[01:06]:Anas Andthiin [fall+]: noh vittu kun seliseli off!
[01:06]:{fall+}: Ayatollah Ali Torciri cackles gleefully at Anas Andthiin.
[01:06]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: täh:DDDDD
[01:06]:Boulos Routaam (fall+): dude..
[01:06]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: miten vittu ton voi failata :DD
[01:06]:Nu'aim Nuaneem {fall+}: kävelemällä ulos
[01:07]:Boulos Routaam (fall+): näköjää niiku sillee andthi teki :D
[01:07]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: nojoo ok sattuuhan noita

[01:08]:Conquer (bat): hahaha andthi
[01:08]:Andthi [bat]: THE HUMILIATION!
[01:08]:Andthi [bat]: OFFFFf

[01:08]:Boulos Routaam (fall+): :DDD
[01:08]:Anas Andthiin [fall+]: voi vittu :D
[01:08]:Sheikh Al Ggradi [fall+]: :D
[01:08]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: :D
[01:08]:Darwish bin Daroladi <fall+>: ai andthi failas cevap villagen
[01:08]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: nojoo vähä keljua kiusia andthia
[01:09]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: taisin itekki joskus failata sen kunnes tajusin
miten se on kyl mahoton failaa
[01:09]:Anas Andthiin [fall+]: Tixe tells you 'have to kill AND burn'
[01:09]:Anas Andthiin [fall+]: AAARGH
[01:09]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: :D
[01:09]:Sheikh Kyoom <fall+>: hehe vai viel neuvoja saat
[01:09]:Anas Andthiin [fall+]: jooh
[01:09]:Boulos Routaam (fall+): woot :D
[01:10]:Anas Andthiin [fall+]: en uskalla mennä enää tonne
[01:10]:Boulos Routaam (fall+): ahhahaha :D

3374994: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon

Vihdoinkin, PERKELE! Viitisen vuotta meni, että pääsi kostamaan edellisen
nöyryytyksen, kun tapatin partin 78lvl tarmadruidillani nelos inkarnaatiolle.
Muutenkin alkaisi olla Burglea vaille kaikki isot möröt tapettuna. Iso
harppaus retiremorojen suuntaan vai tykityksen maksimointia luvassa?!

240: a young, curious raccoon 

1450039: The rotting body of Brother Maerius Zedek  (3man-party).

992333: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen Demon Emperor of the Twilight

Rami on varmasti ylpee, kuhan kerron sille tästä!

Total of 675015887 experience spent on character.

Ennen WELL FOLKS... -tilannetta pitäisi:
1. Tappaa Tia-Matti (ja Burgerking ois kova juttu kanssa).
2. Hankkia pari equa (Kraftigari Horde+ -poolista pois yms.).
3. Kokeilla paria eri reincciä.

After 20 hours of S/M-mudding (Yes, I have no life):

2545117: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad
88414:   Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints
+ half of the Heaven's population dead.

Results of a nolife-mudding day (12h):
1. Turned bunch of undeads and started Hammer of Las -quest ("kill 300 undeads
in 12 hours").
2. Killed Moreod and diced The Mask of Higher Consciousness (last mask was
left on the floor under water and went poof at boot).
3. Died two times at moreod with 3M exp on (had 14M safe-exp waiting for the
last wanderer-level, so couldn't train before).
4. Found two missing special-explore rooms with the help of Nuane (from
Noctur's new area and visited Burgle's "throneroom").
5. Took the third wanderer-level and trained mastery with all safe-exp.
6. Killed Grimoor with 4man-party (1h and 30 mins of boredom and idlehealing,
got about 300k cash).
7. Right after Grimoor I took part in 4man off-exp party (1h 30min).
8. Finished the nun-quest (didn't get any notification of success and had to
verify quest-status at the guild).
9. Started a quick nun-quest, which I will finish tomorrow.

Summary:
Experience gained: 2474813
Experience lost: 2572871
Experience spent: 15329462
Gold difference: -243578.00
New areas explored: 61

Mörkö saa anaalirökitystä!:

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You REALLY DRILL Guard.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You CRUELLY RIDDLE  Guard.
You strike Guard.
You slap Guard.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You chasm Guard.

"Tämä minun fantasianikin liittyy omalla tavalla eläimeen tai eläimiin,
nimittäin unessani...tämä uni, joka on fantasiani, näen tätä unta. Kävelen
Afrikassa viidakossa ja näen, kuinka ympärillä kymmenet... siniperseapinat...to
dellakin, koen tämän unen niin voimakkaasti. Todellakin nämä apinat rukoilevat
puissa ja näen, kuinka niihin kohdistuu Jumalan valo. Sitten yhtäkkiä, näen,
kuinka puskasta astuu esiin jättiläinen, jättiläinen todellakin. Kun tarkemmin
silmiäni heristän huomaan, että...kuinka tämän sanoisi, hän on jättiläispappi!
Ja hän kompastuu käärmeeseen ja hänen takapuolensa levittäytyy kohden minua.
Tällöin tunnen jo unessa, kuinka ruumiini todellisuudessa kostuu ja kovettuu."
"Unessa siinä ei ole mitään muita ääniä, kuin kuuluu apinoiden hiljainen
rukous. Todellakin tämä jättiläinen kompastuu eteeni. Samalla hetkellä salama
lyö taivaalta ja siitä kohdistuu valo hänen takapuoleensa. Tämä jättiläinen ja
hänen takapuolensa on sanoinkuvaamaton. Sitä ei voi unessa käsittää, miten iso
se on! Tällöim hyökkään hänen kimppuunsa takaapäin. Tämä pappi jo viestii
jotakin hengellistä, jumalallista. Samalla hetkellä sisimmäsäni syttyy
rakkauden kipinästä suuri kokko, mikä laittaa minut tärisemään. Tämä on aivan
uskomaton uni..."
- Jarno "Jarnuli", opiskelee ammattikoulussa autonasentajaksi.

You parry....AND riposte.
You score a KILLING BLOW on Warlock of Xzui!
You feel you have released **MEGA** quantities of destructive energy.
Warlock of Xzui gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Warlock of Xzui is DEAD, R.I.P.

223921: a large spherical beholder hovers here
213481: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf

1057299: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants
First "new" Rechie for me...

2249996: Sera the evil Archmage of Chaos is chanting here

Finally after several random sucky parties! -> 726839: Kizarwexius the
moondragon sways above you, smoke rising from her nostrils and acid dripping
from her fangs. 

1301695: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet. 

Finally got this gay beast killed!

You feel like you healed one player. -> @Kitova thanks you heartily.

EI oo kivaa, kun mudaustuolin päällinen repes ja alkaa sisukset pursuu ulos.
Olihan tämä tietysti odotettavissa. Vuosien pierut, hiki, mällit ja hinkutus
sai päällisen ratkeamaan. Nyt päällisen virkaa toimittaa muovisäkki, mutta se
pistelee ja hiertää mun paljasta persettä... :( 

God damn, this explore tune rocks...Experience gained: 3749804. Still 3 more
levels to be made...

Whee, got the "Explore 80%" level quest done. Thanks to Kiraffi, who found the
last missing 42 rooms (from some newbie St.Something area) for me. How the
hell didn't I know about that place...