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Posted: 14 Jan 2025 06:51 [ permalink ] 
tyr farwyn
7778: a dwarven cleaner, proud member of the cleaning squad        |
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| 06:05   70737: a gnomish tourist, looking for the palace                   
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| 06:20   13286: a dwarven servant                                           
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| 06:22    8320: Sorpo the dwarven receptionist                              
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| 06:23   23126: Taina the scrawny maid                                      
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| 06:27   27931: Funtop the short dwarf                                      
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| 06:29   19008: Zom the dwarven waiter                                      
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| 06:30   17728: Juha the Bartender                                          
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| 06:31   17224: Boltok the stout craftsman                                  
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| 06:33   18148: A short hooded figure                                       
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| 06:34   18991: Fimo the wasted half-dwarf                                  
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| 06:35   24952: Ulf the wasted gnoll                                        
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| 06:36   15259: Hans the busy hobbit cook                                   
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| 06:40   20731: a dwarven chambermaid                                       
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| 06:44   30981: Luminita the dwarven lady - concubine of King Morain Bronzeb
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| 06:48   13166: a dwarven servant                                           
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| 06:49    9318: a smelly dwarf miner, sweating profusely
Posted: 13 Jun 2010 01:05 [ permalink ] 
Might       Good
Hit Points   fair              HP regen     fair   
Spell Points fair              SP regen    superb    
Endurance   fair              EP regen    none       
Hit Bonus   good              Def Bonus   none              Dmg Bonus   none  
Strength     none              Dexterity    unknown           Constitution
superb   
Intelligence superb            Wisdom       great   
Metabolism   superb   

Skills and Spells
bash (unknown   )
radiant_slash (mediocre  )
cause_light_wounds (fair   )
ghost_guidance (mediocre   )
prepare flask (great    )
Posted: 24 Aug 2009 22:31 [ permalink ] 
1134338 Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 24 Aug 2009 22:29 [ permalink ] 
1018012 a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 16 Aug 2009 16:23 [ permalink ] 
653536 Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
| 548558 Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 16 Aug 2009 04:49 [ permalink ] 
1366406 Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehension
Posted: 05 Aug 2009 22:09 [ permalink ] 
1122097: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits.
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 09:24 [ permalink ] 
Lavitz tells you 'bazil, ur american rite?'
you tell lavitz 'LDO'
Lavitz tells you 'i got a question'
Lavitz tells you 'r pygmies niggers?'
Lavitz tells you 'i ask coz pyggins looks like hes a nigger'
Lavitz tells you 'but i asked and he says hes a pygmy'
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 23:24 [ permalink ] 
party report Broke Stun
killed 725034: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 21:20 [ permalink ] 
killed 769005: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 18:56 [ permalink ] 
Killed 1204956: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits feb/07/09
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 16:46 [ permalink ] 
killed 961025: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice on feb 7
Posted: 21 Oct 2008 00:52 [ permalink ] 
Tarken [party(Unholy Confessions)]: i'm horny
Bazil [party]: jcak off
Tarken [party(Unholy Confessions)]: i should
Tarken [party(Unholy Confessions)]: gimme your pic
Bazil [party]: im quoting that on wanted
Tarken [party(Unholy Confessions)]: i'll kill you
What a Sick Nigger.
Posted: 02 Oct 2008 23:12 [ permalink ] 
For whatever reason Ulath mounted me and rode me around today.
Ulath mumbles incoherently 'You're size 59, and the mule is 52. Uhhuh.'
Ulath exclaims 'Let's see if an archwizard can mount a Bazil!'
Ulath tells you a naughty story about riding your sorry ass! You are forceless
to resist!
say :D
You say ':D.'
Ulath begins to ride Bazil.
Posted: 08 Jul 2008 09:12 [ permalink ] 
You whistle loudly, summoning a pixie to prove your worth!
The pixie appears in a flash and presents Bazil's kills:

 1. Nerzhul - 536530
2. Acayrin - 265027
3. Frerikor - 185323
4. Utash - 183337
5. Galomond - 170551
6. Tigra - 155581
7. Banshee - 113551
8. Luna - 104343
9. Prirad - 103341
10. Anya - 100153
Posted: 06 Sep 2006 07:05 [ permalink ] 
Cannedheat tells you 'lemme tell you the trick to finding a good wife'
Cannedheat tells you 'it's very simple. You pick the one that likes to give
 head.'
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