You tell Bamot 'nousispa quick chant'
Shattered feast: ######
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Shattered feast: ####
You feel like you just got slightly better in quick chant.
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the used toilet paper of a dragon
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Eronk!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 10639040 experience as the award!

riftwalker medium water entity: ( 0h 35m 54s) | Exp/min:     17031

Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Eronk has been promoted to elder nun'.



[Mon Jul 08 21:47:35 2024 Nun inform ]
Sister Eronk has been promoted to elder.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
You give a jerked wahoo to Shar.

Grandion screams in pain and is bleeding badly.
Zircon in Eronk's name fumes brightly.
A bright flash takes over and Abbess Abigail stands before you.
Abbess Abigail raises her cross of St. Nicole to the heavens and mutters '
¤Lassum¤ '
The skies open and dazzling bright light sweeps over the region.
Grandion EEPS fearfully.
Abbess Abigail ZAPS screaming Grandion with death rays.
MASSIVE bolt of pure magic hits Grandion inflicting terrible pain.
FLASH of lightning strikes from the heavens, mutilating Grandion.
HUGE blazing meteor dashes from the skies totally crushing Grandion.
Grandion SCREAMS in pain as Abbess Abigail tortures it with chain lightning.
Grandion BEGS for mercy as Abbess Abigail tears all limbs off, one by one.
Foul stench of burned meat floats in the air as squached body of
Grandionstaggers lifeless to the ground.

Abbess Abigail is suddenly bathed in bright light as she fades away.

As Grandion falls, an unseen barrier explodes in the room, blinding
you for a second...

( 0h 59m 20s) | Exp/min:     41236

4 days.
62 spells displayed. All spells found.

From the present falls Uranium Boots...emitting a deadly red aura.

From the present falls a '83 Ch. La Tour St. Bonnet.

From the present falls a tinning kit.

From the present falls a strawberry eclair.

From the present falls chromium mittens.

From the present falls Silver Great Belt <red glow>.

From the present falls a sticky porno magazine.

Cephei tells you 'mä tiiän kaiken'

( 0h 45m 30s) | Exp/min:     41454

( 1h  0m 35s) | Exp/min:     36562 - No spawn nergal

Cephei tells you 'mikä on qaward cloak'

Moomin exp Kobold ( 0h 59m 12s) | Exp/min:     43644

(15:17) Chizra tells you 'tiedäks mä voin kertoo sul jotai mist tuut tykkäämää
ja mikä parantaa sun päivääs'
(15:17) Chizra tells you 'jotain sellast mitä et uskonu kuulevas'
(15:18) Chizra tells you 'ABBA on palannu yhteen lähes 40v jälkeen ja
julkaissu uuden albumin.'

The Never-Reincing ULTIMATE reinc!

Exeunt tells you 'vesimelonipimpsa toi sulle vähä tällästä miehekästä
agressiota'

IKIREINC!

NYT tulee pitkä reinc

Six, six, six, rangerix!

Reinc Count: 100

back to basics, for a while!

Purkautuja (kabula+): Kerran oltiin Tikun kanssa bolttaamassa puluja, jotku
nubununnat tuli siihen kattomaan ja rupes kanssa castaamaan että ehtis napata
parit. Siis MEIDÄN puluista, ne tyypit ei ollu edes SYNODISSA. Tikku sano
niille kynäniskoille että "do you wanna know pain" se on yhestä leffasta,
tiedätkö mitä kipu tarkoittaa?! Ne jätkät katto toisiinsa ja VARMAAN LENSI
siitä veke! Niin vähän nopeesti ne hävis että me alettiin nauraa Tikun kaa!!

Are you entertained yet?

reinc ceunter

*

reinc counter

reinc counter

Please ask me about my reinc!

***       ULTIMATE NEVER REINCING REINC       ***

You are done with the chant.

You clap your hands and whisper 'PAF PAF PAF!'

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.

The curse in your knife allows you to channel harmful power through it!

You harm yourself really much.

Ring of the Adept sparkles as a jolt of lightning strikes Eronk

Jolt of lightning eminating from Eronk strikes you.

You are about to DIE!

You convulse uncontrollably!

Well-thought and balanced blog entry.

reinc counter

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NEVER REINCING ULTIMATE REINC!!!

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Exeunt tells you 'senkin rotta!'

reing gounter :-D

Experience gained: 13005119

Party Name: Zettai Ryoiki                (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   4374164 |
Created: Fri Mar 22 18:17:44 2019        ( 2h  5m  4s) | Exp/min:     34715 |

Bumtsibum

reinc curse?!??!

Mystery of the mysteries

From the present falls a pair of short green boots <christmas glow>.

From the present falls A large and powerful tan warhorse.

From the present falls slimy mummy headband.

From the present falls a magic cloak.

From the present falls The Amulet of Truth.

From the present falls Beautiful White Wings <red glow>.

From the present falls a nickel tail ring.

From the present falls a pewter bow tie.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

From the present falls cotton shoes.

From the present falls Axe Of Knighthood <red glow>.

From the present falls a Fine Calvados Boulard.
*

From the present falls a lumberjack's axe.

From the present falls a bag (empty).

From the present falls A special gnomic Christmas apparatus made of moonstone.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

From the present falls A majestical ruby necklace <red glow>.

From the present falls a bamboo talisman.

From the present falls a Krikovskoje igristoje krasnoje.

From the present falls cotton wings.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

From the present falls a copper kote.

From the present falls a hammer blessed by the All-father <red glow>.

From the present falls a magic cloak.

From the present falls bronze shorts.

ULTIMATE NEVER REINCING REINC FOREVER

Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 54 minutes 7 seconds
Experience gained: 10423369
Experience lost: 319679
Experience spent: 10023369
Gold difference: -612372.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 20023
  Hit: 15406 Missed: 2814 Parried: 910 Dodged: 2286 (Tumbled: 1393)
  Crits: 581 Stuns: 226 Ripostes: 7
Total received attacks: 6015
  Hit: 2732 Avoided: 2118 Parried: 7 Dodged: 1781 (Tumbled: 623)
  Crits: 70 Stuns: 31 (Maneuvered: 15)

Party Name: Zettai Ryoiki                (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   2195671
Created: Thu Nov 15 19:26:33 2018        ( 0h 59m 48s) | Exp/min:     36594
96 exprate, bad luck with crits, no pills

reing gounter :-D

The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'
The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'
The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'

The blood red demon shouts 'And the highest score was made by Eronk!'
The blood red demon shouts 'The winner is Eronk!'
The demon tells you 'Congratulations. You have the highest score of the
 living players that are logged on. You feel more experienced.
 As a reward, I'll give you this potion.'
You have the 'Killer'-rank available until the next Blood Bath.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bath!
Peace and order is restored to the world. Stop fighting each other.

Total of 647838552 experience spent on character.

Party Name: smurfslayers                 (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1671949
Created: Thu Jun 14 07:40:21 2018        ( 0h 50m 18s) | Exp/min:     32783

| Party Name: smurfslayers                 (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1868715
|
| Created: Fri Jun 01 01:11:44 2018        ( 0h 48m 11s) | Exp/min:     38137
|
prosperity@roth

Party Name: tr0llsl4y3rz                 (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   4963228
Created: Sun Apr 15 13:38:32 2018        ( 1h  0m  1s) | Exp/min:     81364

| Party Name: Love Beam                    (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1842318
|
| Created: Sun Mar 18 12:36:18 2018        ( 0h 51m 35s) | Exp/min:     35429
|

never reinc!

You are now level 100.

GLORYHOLE (kabula+): valitettavasti oon kuolematon eikä kukaa voita mua

NEVER-REINCING ULTIMATE REINC 4-EVER!

Session summary:
Time: 22 hours 4 minutes 2 seconds
Experience gained: 10788007
Experience lost: 4
Experience spent: 10779613
Gold difference: +71117.00
New areas explored: 4
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 13703
  Hit: 10747 Missed: 1728 Parried: 611 Dodged: 1345 (Tumbled: 728)
  Crits: 386 Stuns: 73 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 5307
  Hit: 2078 Avoided: 1916 Parried: 0 Dodged: 1932 (Tumbled: 619)
  Crits: 57 Stuns: 33 (Maneuvered: 25)
Saving Eronk.

LAST barbarian reinc EVER!

You recover from link dead...
Task Point lottery winner! You receive 478 task points.

reinc counter

REING GOUNTER :_D

Task Point lottery winner! You receive 381 task points.

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Grimoor shouts 'NO! NOOO!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Eronk IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

jokaperjantain reinc

never ranger again!

a magnificent blue dragon (asleep)
The blue dragon snaps into full alertness, and exclaims "THIEVES! HOW DARE
YOU!" Then she lets loose
a small thunderbolt, targeted at you.
Luckily, the bolt misses. Not so luckily the dragon attacks.
********************** Round 1 **********************
Smiling devilishly Blue dragon VICIOUSLY VOMITS you causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
You lose your muscle control as electricity JOLTS through you!
Smiling devilishly Blue dragon UNCONTROLLABLY GNAWS you causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

Juggelo tells you 'lienee surkein locciblade mitä olen nähnyt.'

Total of 0 experience spent on character.

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.

Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.

Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'

Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'

Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'



Groo's voice echoes in the skies...

  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!

  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!

  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!

  Eronk IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

Total of 400004180 experience spent on character.

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| Party Name: smurfslayers                 (Members:  2) | Exp Tot:   7108994
|

| Created: Tue Dec 27 02:11:10 2016        ( 0h 58m 42s) | Exp/min:    120491
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 1.2  Eronk          ldr 1001(1001)   28(  28) 405(405) |  90 |      3590244
|

| ?.?  Gargoyle       mbr 1369(1469)   49(  49) 427(427) |   V |      3518750
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

20.1M totals, 5268 rep

birthi 3.5.2006

Alex, 3kk

Chack tells you 'mies nunnapuvussa sontii naisen naamalle, you know. sitä
tavallista'

Citadel, shade, wäinö

Araas rapped. 

Lerethin killed.

GK tännää!

Eile wäne!

Ossipossi 

Kraxthrax

Melkijor shakalaka.

Chizra tells you 'ta i ei ollu idea ees, rupesin vaa miettii mite kaks kivest
korvataa yhdel, isommal kiveksel, sit rupesin miettii et mil termil sitä vois
kutsuu, monokives, monoliitti, tms'

Ja se oli selvinpäin.

You cherish your Rosary of Love and determinedly chant 'Exzorde' Å'
Your Rosary of Love glimmers divinely as a flaming symbol of purify appears
into the forehead of Lerethin.
Lerethin gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Lerethin is DEAD, R.I.P.

Learinpaska män

Praixor orr

Hello World. Feeling super Angsty today.

Araas killed.

praix0r killed

ossi 20d, mithra

Kraxi
3vk

MOOOOOOOORrrrrrrden.

(19:48) Thematrix tells you 'i'm gonna make a pile of money as a lawyer'
(19:48) Thematrix tells you 'I won't represent niggas b/c they have no money'
(19:48) Thematrix tells you 'unless I want to be paid in crack =DDDDDDDDDDDD'

Chizra tells you 'mee nunnaks, lait surnameks erotica ja titles the
celestialcumbucket ja kysy mitä demicore tykkäis'

Chizra tells you 'harry potter'
You tell Chizra 'wot'
Chizra tells you 'harry potter'
You emote to Chizra 'goes huh? at you looking like it didn't quite get it.'
Chizra tells you 'harry potter'
You tell Chizra 'ok'
Chizra tells you 'harry potter -hämäys, olit iha ulko'

dread bull, sniff

best shit for a long time: http://www.di.fm/edmguide/edmguide.html

Chizra tells you 'mieti et jos jokane sana dragon korvattas sanalla 'nigger'
!'
Chizra tells you 'a huge black nigger hurls fire in the darkness!'

http://www.fattymoonhead.co.uk/tmp/woohoo.gif

Felidae shittii

New mail from Thematrix: "You are ignoring me!"

Delveling the newt [wanted]: im a frog

"Best goddamn way to make progress is to reinc" (c) Nullnullatte

tompa with DELVELING! uhuhu boohoo

praixor kiti

Chizra tells you 'SÄ leadaat, joo, joo :D'
Chizra tells you 'hahaha'
Chizra tells you 'The King of Eowyn'

Thematrix tells you 'resist any damage is for moron!'
You tell Thematrix 'woot'
You tell Thematrix 'ok'
Thematrix tells you 'do you have it?'
You tell Thematrix 'no'
You tell Thematrix 'I'm not a moron'
Thematrix tells you 'why'd you ask me to get it!'
You tell Thematrix 'I was luring you into bad choices'

mega on miljoonan alku

apoc pate belan shittiä

yaboz lere kourish yhyy shittiä

(18:19) Chizra tells Kawasa and you 'quittasin thunderi kädes kirkkoo :)'

[20:21]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: A new nun has joined our sisterhood. She is
known as Sister Eronk

No useful parties today.

Diablo 2 rulettaa, niinku todella hieno ja balanced ja well-thought peli
kaikenkaikkiaan.

Päivän Viisaus: Chizra tells you 'AND IF I WOULD BE A WIZARD I WOULD'

Otteita päiväkirjastani osa 1: Painu vittuun Homo mä oon tän mestan Pomo!

Deadlines suck fucking ass. 

(20:52) Chizra tells you 'joku korkeampi voima koittaa estää mun
runkkaamiseni'
(20:52) Chizra tells you 'jo 3x tänää keskeytetty'
(20:52) Chizra tells you 'jumala varmaa suuttu :)'

http://www.saunalahti.fi/~yokel/batlog/tiamat-wtf.txt

scan all
175M. puuhhista. hidasta touhua

Swinkkel tells Comax, Demo and you 'hinun saamine on nakojaa vaha niinku
iteltaa suihin ottamine et jos ois vahan isompi ni saattas onnistuu mut nyttei
kyl lahellakaa'

liikaa, vain vähän liikaa mä tartten ravinnokseni

reinccaamine o KIVVOO! -> taiger

Create food start!

Gay Nomad Reinc. Time to Heal some Ass! My 50. Reinc according to the counter,
WOO HOO!

Freeze 7 days.

Thoughts of death.

5k rep 156M exp

Nomad reinc, lessee how much rep I can get!

Paska mudi. Ei kyllä yhtään nappaa.

150M ! ! ! ******

Hello: Satanic Meining... I rule. 148.9M

no voi vittu angstipangsti! SHADOW OR NOTHING

explored some: 143.54M

reinc valmis, 141.49M

Pliih, 4 punnerrusta ja 102kg!

EIKS CHIZRAN PITÄIS PITÄÄ TURBO PÄÄL AINA

uhuhu boohoo: chizra sanoo: vihaan sitä ku istun tuolis ja housut imeytyy
persvakoo, sitku nousee ni o iha vammanen olo

overnight @ gf's.. mebbe reading tomorrow, not much activity here 

Freezed for today, HAVE to get those stupid damn books read.

koulu vitun uaa

"the tunes are completly useless, and dont help gameplay any,not 1 bit" (c)
Ssmud

Reinc finished, speculating of donating 500e with a friend, that'd lift me up
to the boongay class, mm... No one's still selling me any eq, having big bucks
money with no use sucks :P

School began, yay. Second day of reinc, still at 21M, this new reinc shit
sucks ass. Wondering if this reinc turns out good, planning to get some 1k
maxsp and 100 spellmax.. I should be studying, and still I'm idling here and
typing my first blog.