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Posted: 07 Aug 2023 14:49 [ permalink ]
Probably going to show up in Kepucon on Fri or Sat evening for sauna and
gossips and will be at Porocon in september. Meet you there.
Posted: 25 Apr 2023 15:00 [ permalink ]
Friends list cleared.
Posted: 04 Jan 2023 11:24 [ permalink ]
they have played a full civilized fighter within last 10 years:

killian, jkk, falconian, zrnoldi, shiga, full, pygmy, bartok, spann, ordos,
muriel, caitline, meide, vec, derendil, ordos, saldas, hair, pils, ceolic,
kanshu, damo, sodro, cerryl, porkzar, kenzi, chizra, bilbo, marrow, blayke,
corrupt, broetchen, spann, caol, valger, tuppi, zox, suoli, rotkis,
soulhunter, loose, croesus, nep, deepwood, veldrin, thraeq, esim
Posted: 03 Jan 2023 18:53 [ permalink ]
With his last breath old man curses you.
Posted: 18 Dec 2022 23:28 [ permalink ]
You take a sticky porno magazine.
> read magazine
Being a female you find this totally repulsive! Long live women's rights!
Posted: 15 Apr 2022 12:03 [ permalink ]
> train everything to:50
Nope, not in Shadow Sabres. Train the skills in the old fashioned way.
Posted: 30 Dec 2021 00:08 [ permalink ]
[00:02]:Martyr [wanted]: that bored wizzie to prot my mouth slots
[00:02]:Kohothegreat {wanted}: what what what
[00:02]:Tenu (wanted): in the butt
[00:03]:Leopold (wanted): exp for rep(ish) barb
[00:03]:Esim [wanted]: omg, i'm seeing that music video in my head
[00:03]:Drifter (wanted): "these lips are made for blowing" - Epic sax guy
[00:05]:Segoy [wanted]: you guys disgusted setutu and she turned wanted off
[00:05]:(wanted): Anadir nods his head, yeah, ok.
Posted: 29 Dec 2021 21:21 [ permalink ]
You sing: (war ensemble)
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 29 Dec 2021 21:19 [ permalink ]
> bscore

=[songspell]=============[left from KBH'ing]=========[memorization status]===

 Kings feast              done                        known by heart
 War ensemble             SooOO CLOSE!                currently in memory
 Sweet lullaby            not even halfway            not in memory
 Musicians alm            done                        known by heart
 Campfire tune            done                        known by heart
 Venturers way            done                        known by heart
 Catchy singalong         not even halfway            not in memory
 Noituloves dischord      done                        known by heart
 Melodical embracement    not even started            currently in memory

> war
You start chanting.
War ensemble: ###
> say joko nyt joko nyt?
You ask 'joko nyt joko nyt?'
War ensemble: ##
War ensemble: #
> hope
You have high hopes.
You are done with the chant.
You sing: (war ensemble)
Your spell just sputters.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
> say ei saatana
You say 'ei saatana.'
Posted: 28 Dec 2021 23:24 [ permalink ]
Rakh says 'The phases in order are: dark, waxing crescent, first quarter,
waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, third quarter, waning crescent and dark
again.'
Posted: 28 Dec 2021 20:57 [ permalink ]
You sing: 'What child is this, who laid to rest on Mary's lap is sleeping,
angels greet with anthems sweet while shepherds guard are keeping? This, this
is
Christ the king, whom shepherds guard and angels sing. Haste, haste to bring
him
laude the babe, the son of Mary!'
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 27 Dec 2021 11:07 [ permalink ]
,-------------------------------------------------------------.
| Spell                             %  Casts Success    Ratio |
|=============================================================|
| Noituloves dischord             75% -    3       3  100.00% |
| War ensemble                    55% -   75      59   78.67% |
|------------------------------+------------------------------'

okay, casting one more... then enough kbh grind for today

You are done with the chant.
You sing: (war ensemble)
You poke yourself in the eye and your spell misfires.

You are done with the chant.
You sing: (war ensemble)
You stumble and lose your concentration.

You are done with the chant.
You sing: (war ensemble)
Your concentration drifts away as you think you feel a malignant aura.
Posted: 25 Dec 2021 22:48 [ permalink ]
Help available on topic:
Song difficulty: Difficult
No saving throw.
Singing time: 4 rounds.
Type of song: neutral song.
Affecting stats: dex.
Sing type: songs.
Song point cost: 534.
Whenever war ensemble is echoed in the skies, men on the battlefield get
encouraged and their battle-lusts back! It is one of the most influential bard
songs deal

gotta love magic eater, especially when doing kbhs
Posted: 24 Dec 2021 15:49 [ permalink ]
From the present falls a runed great axe called Haershin <red glow>.
Posted: 23 Dec 2021 16:19 [ permalink ]
You sing: '..a few steps to earthen might, a few steps just go ahead me, but
do
I walk the right direction, is it here or there? Just a few steps, left or
right. Spirits are what show the sight.'
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 23 Dec 2021 16:03 [ permalink ]
General Info:
    To celebrate the festive season, you gain experience at 202.1% the normal
    rate! (Valid until Dec 27th boot. Terms & conditions apply. Remember to
    sleep, take breaks and to feed your offspring and pets).
Posted: 20 Dec 2021 23:06 [ permalink ]
You sing: 'dIsCHoRD'
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 20 Dec 2021 17:50 [ permalink ]
You are finished and say: 'Donations welcome'
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 19 Dec 2021 12:31 [ permalink ]
You learn the song by heart
Posted: 18 Dec 2021 17:02 [ permalink ]
The songmasters are Forsimnetu, Aline, Cyarus, Derevan, Dria, Endek, Fyanna,
Gilian, Holm, Malecketh, Merilaine, Noitulove, Otharus, Patricia, Razmatag,
Sineyole, Stringbreaker, Talos, Tinebring, Vahearun, Yomototh, Zantus, Zinbaf
and Zord.

forsimnetu
dria
fyanna
merilaine
noitulove
talos
zinbaf
zord
malecketh
sineyole
tinebring

cyarus
endek
gilian
otharus
patricia

razmatag
stringbreaker
zantus

aline
holm

yomototh
Posted: 26 Sep 2021 22:23 [ permalink ]
tells you 'harder, daddy!'
Posted: 20 Sep 2021 23:20 [ permalink ]
(23:17) Gadgete
 er Rix
 
33mx tells you 'Recycle season I has ended! Receive your rewards
 and build your Rixx-Tec before season II which begins at Sat Jan 01 2022'

mmmkay?
Posted: 16 May 2021 11:01 [ permalink ]
wtf do these typo messages mean?

Danish m00se use pink walkie talkies.
Posted: 15 May 2021 16:45 [ permalink ]
You are so soothed by this cozy burrow that your wounds heal a bit faster.
Your endurance returns faster due to the cozy burrow.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You look around and find a suitable spot on the ground to do some lounging!

hobbits lounge in their burrow.
Posted: 05 Jan 2021 12:26 [ permalink ]
> chop wood
You have to wield the axe first.
> remove axe
These items are not worn or could not be removed: axe. 
> remove axe 2
You remove Mighty axe of Marion from your right hand.
> wield axe
You wield a small axe for cutting wood in your right hand.
> chop wood
Chop what?
> chop tree
You begin chopping wood from the tree.
Posted: 24 Dec 2020 17:11 [ permalink ]
open present
You open the present.
From the present falls the Trilloch's sword <christmas glow> <red glow>.
Posted: 15 Mar 2020 08:55 [ permalink ]
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
You can't end your own misery.
Posted: 09 Mar 2020 22:36 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You slowly cut your arm with your finger-nail and darkly whisper 'ner'gah r'ap
ot'ia'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
You can't reap your on potentia.
Posted: 10 Feb 2020 18:32 [ permalink ]
[18:28]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Miksa has just bid 3400 Taskpoints on 'an
honourary membership to 'Priests' and 'Inner Circle''
[18:28]:Miksa {sales}: uups
[18:28]:Miksa {sales}: that was a wrong bid
[18:28]:Blayke (sales): too fucking bad!
[18:28]:Maggara [sales]: :D
[18:29]:Blayke (sales): you fked now

an honourary membership to 'Aelena' and 'Spider'
       Shar bid 3200 Taskpoints Mon Feb 10 12:47:20 2020
       Miksa bid 3000 Taskpoints Mon Feb 10 12:28:57 2020
       Shar bid 2750 Taskpoints Sun Feb 09 23:58:24 2020
       Miksa bid 2550 Taskpoints Sun Feb 09 23:31:02 2020
       Shar bid 2500 Taskpoints Sun Feb 09 19:33:24 2020
       Zumbalo bid 2300 Taskpoints Sun Feb 09 18:49:59 2020
       Shar bid 2200 Taskpoints Sat Feb 08 22:09:26 2020
       Zumbalo bid 2000 Taskpoints Sat Feb 08 22:08:08 2020
       Marrow bid 1400 Taskpoints Sat Feb 08 21:02:09 2020
       Shar bid 1300 Taskpoints Sat Feb 08 18:53:10 2020
       Marrow bid 1250 Taskpoints Sat Feb 08 08:57:42 2020
       Shar bid 1200 Taskpoints Fri Feb 07 20:43:47 2020
       Zumbalo bid 1100 Taskpoints Sun Feb 02 16:29:29 2020
       Shar bid 1000 Taskpoints Thu Jan 30 17:48:13 2020
       Tatza bid 900 Taskpoints Thu Jan 30 17:19:36 2020
       Shar bid 750 Taskpoints Wed Jan 29 21:47:22 2020
       Zumbalo bid 500 Taskpoints Wed Jan 29 21:31:18 2020
       Tatza bid 100 Taskpoints Wed Jan 29 20:40:42 2020

    an honourary membership to 'Priests' and 'Inner Circle'
       Miksa bid 3400 Taskpoints Mon Feb 10 18:28:29 2020
       Pisano bid 1105 Taskpoints Mon Feb 10 17:25:21 2020
       Ewige bid 1100 Taskpoints Thu Jan 30 01:27:26 2020
       Krokodiili bid 1000 Taskpoints Wed Jan 29 23:28:53 2020
       Tatza bid 600 Taskpoints Wed Jan 29 21:38:23 2020
       Ewige bid 500 Taskpoints Wed Jan 29 20:01:59 2020
Posted: 06 Feb 2020 16:33 [ permalink ]
>bgreet cyarus
Suddenly you can see through Cyarus's eyes:
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I am in the Continent of Lucentium.
Posted: 05 Feb 2020 22:17 [ permalink ]
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): otan laivan tahan
Lysander (party): ootas.
Esim [party]: ai otatko laivan tähän?
Lysander (party): voisin ottaa laivan tuoho
Lysander (party): :D
Venturus [party]: sanoitko jtoain laivasta?
Lysander (party): nappi pohojassa osri :D
Lysander (party): vissiin meni tonnikalat enterin alle.
Esim [party]: ihan niinku olis joku maininnu laivasta jotain
Esim [party]: :D
Lysander (party): jatkat hei
Lysander (party): semmosta kuulin tuossa etta laivaa olis tarkotus ottaa
tuosa..
Lysander (party): otanpa laivan.
Posted: 05 Feb 2020 18:49 [ permalink ]
Fosforos slashes her wrists directly in front of your face causing a small
portion of her blood to splatter on you. Most of the blood drips ever so
slowly
into a ceremonial bowl at her feet. Picking up the bowl Fosforos raises it
towards the heavens and mutters a brief sadistic prayer. Then she proceeds to
dump the congealing blood on your head. Yeck.
You feel the dragon of evil awaken within you.
> say dragon of evil?
You ask 'dragon of evil?'
> dragonify
Your mind must have been somewhere else.
You transform yourself into a frog!
You remove the war mattock of the ogre king from your right hand.
You remove The HUGE (undead) crushing maul from your left hand.
You remove a pretty silver ring.
You remove a hooded cloak.
You remove Ring of the Qualifier [].
You remove a fire equipment frame crafted by Ves.
You remove Belt of the Conquered.
You remove a pair of copper bracelets, happy and colourful.
You remove The Amberley Ankh.
You remove a great emerald hanging from a dragon skin chain labeled as <ecky>.
You remove Silver Battlesuit.


Posted: 02 Feb 2020 21:57 [ permalink ]
submit playboy
Only books and tomes can be stored here.
Posted: 02 Feb 2020 20:36 [ permalink ]
[20:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Final auction phase in Group XII has begun! I
will close the deal in 50y, 44d, 18h and 15s if no new bids are made!
Posted: 14 Jan 2020 22:39 [ permalink ]
You tell Treed 'et uskalla tehdä civfigua'
Treed tells you 'voi olla ettet oo ees väärässä'
Posted: 27 Jan 2019 23:16 [ permalink ]
You tell Rhoads 'ugala bugala'
Rhoads tells you 'elä viiti'
You tell Rhoads 'testasin vaan et oonko vielä ignoressa'
Rhoads tells you 'et oo mutta kohta oot'
You tell Rhoads 'sit muistin et oonki secillä!'
Rhoads tells you 'onnea valitsemallane uralla, JAXU VITUN HALEJA VAA'
Can not tell: Rhoads (ignored: sekki)
Posted: 03 Jan 2019 15:42 [ permalink ]
You are carrying 100.3 kg of equipment (burden):
8722 coins (14 platinum, 80 gold, 175 silver, 86 bronze, 120 copper, 342 tin,
 1003 zinc and 6902 mowgles) [Cash: 536.77  Bank: 39639.12  Total: 40175.89]
a silver minor cloak
an iron dagger
an iron club
a steel ring
a feathers sash
two iron cleavers
a steel wand
leather gauntlets
an iron target shield
a flesh bra
an iron short sword
flesh leggings
a bone talisman
an iron pick
a brass whip
flesh gloves
a darksteel trident
flesh mittens
a clay hat
an iron longsword
a tin collar

[15:37]:Esim [sales]: steel ring, mb 1k
[15:37]:Jezu (sales): 1k
[15:37]:Murdoch [sales]: 1k
[15:37]:Ugliness (sales): 1m
[15:37]:Miwut [sales]: what cond
[15:37]:Esim [sales]: doesn't have any stats though, just a steel ring
[15:38]:Miwut [sales]: hah
[15:38]:Scatman [sales]: lol
[15:38]:Broetchen {sales}: guessed...
[15:38]:Jezu (sales): somehow i knew it
[15:38]:Ugliness (sales): 1m-1m
[15:38]:Miwut [sales]: good one
Posted: 26 Dec 2018 10:18 [ permalink ]
[10:07]:Esim [wanted]: some epic knowledge from wangdbb, this game is so
tough.
[10:07]:Ishmael [wanted]: Well you can start with small places. Like Dalesmen,
Rillion and Caves of Orac
[10:09]:Wangdbb [wanted]: yes, find a place, which all tell you that is
CERTAINLY not a good for you, all and very Certain, then you just run that
place one time and one more, then you will find the answer and it is a easy
and interrestting game, when you go other place
[10:09]:Cherisch [wanted]: you sound like a pro already man
[10:10]:Fosforos (wanted): the prophet has spoken, heed his words
[10:10]:Moor [wanted]: camp out at that favorite place, make lots of enemies.
[10:12]:Wangdbb [wanted]: the truth is just there where no one will go and try
to avoid, but it is just there, easy to find and shinning brightly and shout
loundly
[10:14]:Wangdbb [wanted]: the way look easy and interesting is hard and
boring, maybe much worse, but the hard and narrow way is just easy, just go
and smile, god will bless you
[10:14]:Moor [wanted]: Shine ON!
[10:14]:Nyriori [wanted]: the hard and narrow way was merchant, I thought? :P
[10:15]:Wangdbb [wanted]: yes, moor dig many diamond and get much gold each
day
[10:15]:Nyriori [wanted]: he sure does
[10:16]:Chutzpanik [wanted]: without hand he points
Posted: 08 Feb 2018 16:30 [ permalink ]
Woocca claims red leathery egg from the stable.
Woocca looks at egg.
Woocca wails 'no voi muna.'
Woocca wails 'miten tää tungetaan tonne takas.'
You say 'muna kädessä.'
Woocca grunts 'Aye!'.
Woocca wails 'noh nyt mul on sit muna.'
Posted: 07 Dec 2017 14:12 [ permalink ]
A rotten, sepulchral voice in your head whispers to you of sweet perdition. 
> say hello
You say 'hello.'
That really HURT!
Your skin MELTS exposing your internal organs!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.
Posted: 06 Dec 2017 15:45 [ permalink ]
You place your right hand on plaque.
Gnoll sentry jumps out behind the plaque.
You scream in agony as huge rusty teeth of a bear trap burrow into your skin.
Gnoll sentry punches you straight into the face.
You are about to DIE!
You say 'kharim.'
Gnoll sentry grunts angrily 'Smart guy, eh? Answering before even asked?
That's suspicious, I won't let you in.' 
The bear trap opens.

Posted: 02 May 2017 18:05 [ permalink ]
You fall face first into a pile of pigeon poo. EWW
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You feel like Jezu healed you a bit.
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.