You just won the Lottery! You receive 12038961 experience as the award!

Sellasta.

You feel like you just got slightly better in cooking.
| Cooking                          100 |
| Master chef                      100 |

IRON KOKKOROO!!!

62 spells displayed. All spells found.

Three days on this bullshit, onwards to new adventures...

Your bond with Hexxus becomes stronger as you reach demonic bond level 4.
Hexxus now helps control your strikes and can help you critically behead foes.
The blade now strongly radiates psionic energy when you strike.

One more!

Total of 1000010127 experience spent on character.

You now have 'Insight of venoms' at 7% without special bonuses.

Two birds with one stone, GIGA \8D/ club for the THIRD time and last aelena
poisons too!

Kara tells you 'I have granted you Seeking Pain!'

Can't decide which quest was worse, this or the defiled agility one...

Gazgo shouts 'Heretic has won the Hunt Event.'
             'Heretic has been awarded THE prize.'

Oh boy this sabre rep is pain, on the other hand it's forcing me to look into
events which I have ignored for 20+ years...

Jaelana tells you 'You have been awarded the poison 'defiled agility' for your
work.'

Hardest fucking quest in the game.

Your bond with Hexxus becomes stronger as you reach demonic bond level 3.

You are now the master of the demon within this blade. The demons name is
Hexxus.

Halfway house!

Oogga shouts 'I AM DYING! BY THE HANDS OF MY OWN BARBARIANS!'
Oogga shouts 'Hail Heretic for giving me an honorable barbarian death!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Defeat oogga!

FOR GROO!

You wield the Dagger of Last Rites in your lower right hand.

Taas mennään saatana.

LIV@druids@priest    : Heretic bought with 900M Experience

Well, that previous blog entry aged well! :D

Total of 1675838151 experience spent on character.

Back to approximately where I were before rebirth, took about 4 years to
recover ":D"

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!

Overall, the gleaming Paingiver axe labeled as Fiskars is better than
Empyrean, the Ancient Omni-Force of the Godly Onslaught labeled as (Heretic)
[Awesome].

On tämä saatana työmaa.

23 Oct 2013: You join the Organization of Sailors!
26 Oct 2014: You currently have 1800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Focusing hard, you pull forth a quiet 'AAarrrrr.'
29 Apr 2015: You currently have 3200 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Puffing up your chest, you let out a decent 'AAArrrrr.'
04 Jan 2018: You currently have 6250 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             With the barest of efforts, you bark out a resounding
             'AAAARRrrrr.'
07 Sep 2021: You currently have 10800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Eyes blazing, you give forth an undeniable 'AAAARRRrrrrr.'
19 Dec 2023: You currently have 17163 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             An 'AAAARRRRRrrrr!' bellows out of your throat, strong
             enough to make hardened warriors tremble!

+7 stat in only 10 years!

You just won the Lottery! You receive 10464918 experience as the award!

Last minute shares for the win!

Seniority: 133d, 20h, 11min and 57s
Rank: curate

epic

25/05 our son was born, now that the crown prince is here I might be online a
bit less :D

You have been granted the element of cold by Sa'hr and 5% efficiency bonus.
You have successfully completed the Gambit Trial.

:O

##:""  !!Chaotic Act completed!!                                              
 #::"   .:Anatomy class, quiz time:.              
 #:" "  ..Collect at least 2500 marks in your research data..              
 #::".  ..You are able to teach minions healing spells from tier 4..

EZ money.

After two weeks of Nergalizing, I'm feeling the guild is starting to turn on
the positive side instead of being a hindrance. Progress so far:

Minions: lvl 18 caster and lvl 8 tank
Apex: 60%
Masteries: 40-50%, also 27 evolution points

Onwards and upwards!

| 5           Heretic       200 200 200 200 200 1000 |

You PUUH slightly.

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!

We might be in for the long haul with this one...

Nightmare is DEAD, R.I.P.

Congratulations! You have just completed Legendary monsters!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LEGENDARY MONSTERS QUEST!

As a reward, your kerbholz's ring is now coloured according to the level of
the target. You have joined the elite few of this mud, mortal, and for that,
you have a new quest visible in your completed quests, and alongside that, you
have a new rank 'Vanquisher'

All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere
Heretic as he proves his worth by vanquishing all that stands in his path.

Carried vanquisher! 8)

Your Paingiver axe sparkles readily!

Kauas on pitkä matka.

Total of 1001258730 experience spent on character.

GIGA \8D/ club again, took a bit under 2,5 years from rebirth.

You have liberated 12345 ghosts during your career as ghost liberator.

Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 1 monsters remain.'

Rebirth: Year 2

Total of 734810056 experience spent on character.
You have completed 88 active quests. (50 lq, 10 gq, 28 aq, 0 pq, 0 aw)

Two years have passed since rebirth. Not much progress on the quest front but
almost doubled my totals. Played lot of Kharim and Liberator and got mediocre
rep in both, nothing spectacular but gets the job done I guess. Got some nice
hpmax gear from rixx and black mass tankbelt so probably gonna continue with
libes, they're just too good for soloing stuff and been leading lotsa 2man exp
with a barbarian. Also done a bit of eq as libe, tarmalvls and life link have
carried my ass at some decent eq mobs and now my hpmax and mount rep are
beginning to be up there to help tanking a lot. Would like some variety though
so maybe I'll dip into magicals or erelig again, civs would require doing
bards I guess and havent gathered the motivation for that yet...

The chaos forge flashes with white light as a dimensional portal opens and a
balmy hand of the bloodserf appears, raising a sword high in the air.         
                              
You feel proud as you accept the sword that the bloodserf of Kharim offers
you. 

You wield a single-edged anipium no-dachi 'Raijin' with a cross-guard in your
right hand. 

You are an Ultimate Reaver -- chaos and destruction made flesh!

About a month of casual gaming from fresh reaver reinc, maybe it's time now to
test out some full reaver combos...

Heretic Hehexd the divine, Defender of Faith

Are you a man of peace
Or a man of holy war ?
Too many sides to you
Don't know which anymore

23 Oct 2013: You join the Organization of Sailors!
26 Oct 2014: You currently have 1800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Focusing hard, you pull forth a quiet 'AAarrrrr.'
29 Apr 2015: You currently have 3200 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Puffing up your chest, you let out a decent 'AAArrrrr.'
04 Jan 2018: You currently have 6250 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             With the barest of efforts, you bark out a resounding
             'AAAARRrrrr.'
07 Sep 2021: You currently have 10800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Eyes blazing, you give forth an undeniable 'AAAARRRrrrrr.'

Next step prolly in 2025 or something, seriously this shit needs a minor
tweak...

You now have 'Way of the tarmalen' at 1% without special bonuses.

Ah shit, here we go again.

You have successfully restored all the spirits into Empyrean! Congratulations!
A mighty voice of Esachen, the Protector of Stability, echoes throughout the
realm: 
Heretic has bound all the ancient spirits of warfare into the mighty Empyrean!
The twinblade of Holy Defender is finally restored!

DEUS VULT!

| Master chef                    | 100 |

IRON KOKKOROO! A fun little exercise or at least the masterchef part, grinding
regular cooking not so much...

Rebirth: Year 1

Total of 408329686 experience spent on character.
You have completed 71 active quests. (49 lq, 0 gq, 22 aq, 0 pq, 0 aw)

Slow and steady wins the race I guess, best I can do with work and family
responsibilities. Did barb elders and bunch of Kharim and Mage rep during the
year. Haven't played a lot of ereligs or civs prebirth so maybe should give
those a whirl, but in any case stay away from backrow tarmas...

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Grimoor shouts 'NO! NOOO!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Heretic IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!

The chaos forge flashes with white light as a dimensional portal opens and a
balmy hand of the bloodserf appears, raising a sword high in the air. You feel
proud as you accept the sword that the bloodserf of Kharim offers you.

You wield a sturdy anipium falchion 'Athene' of Rothiki origin in your right
hand.

You now have 'Barbaric ways' at 100% without special bonuses.

Halfway house!

The chaos forge flashes with white light as a dimensional portal opens and a
balmy hand of the bloodserf appears, raising a sword high in the air.
You feel proud as you accept the sword that the bloodserf of Kharim offers
you.

You wield a anipium two-handed sword 'Ares' in your right hand.

Rebirth: Month 1

Total of 158328186 experience spent on character.
You have completed 63 active quests. (43 lq, 1 gq, 19 aq, 0 pq, 0 aw)

Took a tiny MiP and went BarbKharim, it would seem that the GRIND is upon us
now...

Rebirth: Week 1

Total of 7332378 experience spent on character.
You have completed 51 active quests. (36 lq, 0 gq, 15 aq, 0 pq, 0 aw)

Ramon tells you 'I heard that Covid is planning to kill you. We can take care
of him for only 17280 gold coins.'

Good night sweet prince

Obvious exit is: up.
an ugly toad
You are the first player to find this room!
You've never been here before.

Expect the unexpectable!

Rebirth bitches!

Gadgeteer Rixx tells you 'The transaction has been completed! Here is an
honourary membership to 'Merchant' and 'Beastmaster' <BatMUD 30th>'

Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'an honourary membership to 'Merchant' and
'Beastmaster'' has been sold to Heretic for 900076607 Experience!
Gadgeteer Rixx tells you ''tell rixx acquire' to learn how to receive the item
you won!'

Hyvästi julma maailma.

Mental note, backrow priest is not fun.

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the entrails of a rabbit
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Heretic!!!!!

You just won the Lottery! You receive 7346541 experience as the award!

Another one!

Late evening on the 1st of April a little baby girl came into the world, might
be around less for a while until things settle down a bit :)

You wear the blue bracelets of magic labeled as (Heretic) (glowing) <red
glow>.
You mumble the ancient words 'chushak phuzzs'
You scream in PAIN as your bracelets explode in your hand *KABOOM* !!
That really HURT!

Welcome back, enjoy

Today I lost a friend of 15 years. Rest in peace Clara, best cat ever. I will
miss you.

You now have 'Way of the tarmalen' at 100% without special bonuses.

The Last Incarnation of Tiamat is dead.

21:58 2735448: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms

So the other smelly dragon falls, now just a couple stragglers between me and
the holz quest...

Tears of Laesa: quest complete!
Congratulations! You have just completed Tears of laesa!
You receive 38726 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
Ewige takes a coarse and sandy glass bead.

More Laesa stuff completed, thanks Ewige for the final hobbit map progress \o/

Something blog worthy after a bit of an hiatus:

Story complete! It took you 4d, 23h, 26min and 5s. You were the seventeenth
one to complete this story. This was your first time. Your time entitles you
the fourth place on the toplist.

Congratulations! You have just completed Vendace shore!

You receive 58610 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Laesa's Blessing: Congratulations! The story has been completed.

Hollie Strange nods at you. She takes a small, round stone from her pocket,
and with the magic word 'Shalazam' it turns into a armour suit. With a deep
bow she presents this gift to you, the hero of Vendace Shore.

My first try on a story, was a really fun experience except for a couple of
difficult spots causing a fair amount of frustration!

23 Oct 2013: You join the Organization of Sailors!
26 Oct 2014: You currently have 1800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Focusing hard, you pull forth a quiet 'AAarrrrr.'
29 Apr 2015: You currently have 3200 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Puffing up your chest, you let out a decent 'AAArrrrr.'
04 Jan 2018: You currently have 6250 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             With the barest of efforts, you bark out a resounding
             'AAAARRrrrr.'

Thanks ?arken, top job!

The detective says 'It seems we've caught the culprit. Let's check how far
you've got.'
The detective cheers 'Congratulations Heretic, it was you who solved the case!
About your reward. This item was donated by the relatives of the deceased.
Hope you enjoy it. Keep it safe.'

I iz fast and furious.

Origo is DEAD, R.I.P.

The magic mist around the dead Origo's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 7 monsters remain.'

Never thought I'd see the day, guess now there's that other smelly dragon to
worry about...

Damn goodreligs, just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

You step through the exit and you are transported into another room.

Palace.
You're in what appears to be some kind of a throne room within a palace. It's
one of the most beautiful rooms you have ever seen, the floor is made of the
most beautiful of marbles, and the throne seems to be crafted of pure diamond.
Huge windows on both sides of the room is letting in the sunlight.
There are no obvious exits.

After a hard and fair struggle a competing mortal has reached the end
of the gauntlet. As usual after someone has won the gauntlet there are
some angry screams from the gods who had placed their bet on the wrong
mortal. But, as always, things cool down quickly and the gods award the
winning mortal. Congratulations Heretic!

2nd gauntlet win! First was 2015 so expect to win again in 2019 ?!

You now have 'Righteousness' at 50% without special bonuses.

You pray to Faerwon to guide you in your attempt to focus your inner energies
on 'vigour of the tempest'.
You feel an aura strong as Faerwon himself surrounding you.

Yay ?

It has purified 6666 souls.

| Purity of thy heart            |  80 |

:o

Sister Bernadette blows some dust over Uncanny crucifix enfolded with electric
sparks 'Lightning' and admires it for a while and then hands it to you.

An electrifying find!

You are done with the chant.
You raise Crosier of Angel high in the air and mutter (dispel evil)
Waves of holy force enfold you as dazzling flash erupts from your Crosier of
Angel and strikes with terrific force upon Guard.
Celestial fanfare booms from the heavens.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Virtuosic nun of Holy Might'*

You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
A large cavity replaces Guard's chest.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Mostly Han Solo-ed it, thanks to Anadir, Living and Nepos for the extra
muscle!

Kalas says 'Congratulations! I now have all the three parts of the shield. You
have proven yourself worthy indeed Heretic. You shall from now on be known as
a Defender of Faith.'

isäm maam puollustaja

Mount experience levels reached:
Chicken
Squirrel
Sheep
Fox
Badger
Antelope
You are 0% in to next level.

Two weeks.

Congratulations! After this excellent display no one will question your
conviction. You are now a Knight of Holy War.

It's ON like DONKEY KONG!

A scrawny-looking man hobbles out of the bushes and gives you an evil glance.
'Fine fine. I know when I'm beaten,' says the man, 'I'll go and surrender
myself.'
The man hobbles away and disappears into the bushes before you can even react.

 Congratulations, you've solved the case!

 The detective tells you 'Come by me and I'll give you your proper reward for
your troubles! (use 'escape' to leave)'

The detective says 'It seems we've caught the culprit. Let's check how far
you've got.'
The detective cheers 'Congratulations Heretic, it was you who solved the case!
About your reward. This item was donated by the relatives of the deceased.
Hope you enjoy it. Keep it safe.'

1st win after Las knows how many attempts :]

Abbess shouts, 'Thanks to Gods you are allright,' and hugs Deidran tightly.
Abbess smiles at you and says, 'Thanks for finding her, you are a credit to
the guild.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Demons of the soul'*

Thanks again to Living the mighty libbe!

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the toe nails of a worm
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Heretic!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 5179785 experience as the award!

Next win 1st September ?! Hope this turns into a monthly tradition :P

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the toe nails of a newbie
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Heretic!!!!!

You just won the Lottery! You receive 4409664 experience as the award!

Seems like my 180k investment paid off handsomely :P

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Gargoyle.
You found a soft spot in Gargoyle's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Gargoyle's torso and out the other side!
Archer quest 'Amazing Shot' completed!
Gargoyle loses the privilege to live.
Gargoyle is DEAD, R.I.P.

Well shit!

Lost my monkey friend :C

You have a new party kill option for top10!
Asmodeus dies in a massive pool of blood.
Asmodeus is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 23 monsters remain.'

You shake your head at yourself, 'Crazy Bastard'.

Congratulations! You have just completed Archery boon quest 5!

IMPOSSIBRU! Now to hunt for that 1k crit quest...

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Thing.
You found a soft spot in Thing's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'blob'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*** All categories complete! ***

Finally!

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Slender seagull.
You found a soft spot in Slender seagull's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'bird'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 1 category to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Maple.
You found a soft spot in Maple's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'plant'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 2 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Leo.
You compensate for its attempts to dodge your shot.
You found a soft spot in Leo's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'monster' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 3 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Zasous.
You found a soft spot in Zasous's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'dead'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 4 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Kyerxa.
You found a soft spot in Kyerxa's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'humanoid' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 5 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Mage.
You found a soft spot in Mage's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'amphibian' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 6 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Scorpion.
You found a soft spot in Scorpion's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'bug'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 7 categories to master.

Congratulations! You have just completed Archery boon quest 4!

:o

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Enormous grizzly bear.
You found a soft spot in Enormous grizzly bear's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'mammal'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 8 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Chimera.
You found a soft spot in Chimera's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'bizarre' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 9 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Guard.
You found a soft spot in Guard's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'fish'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 10 categories to master.

Halfway house, or a bit past it...

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Kuroth.
You found a soft spot in Kuroth's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'beastman' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 11 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Earth elemental.
You found a soft spot in Earth elemental's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'elemental' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 12 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Cogwell.
You found a soft spot in Cogwell's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'machine' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 13 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Dwarven ranger.
You found a soft spot in Dwarven ranger's hide!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'dwarven' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 14 categories to master.

Congratulations! You have just completed Archery boon quest 3!

Movin' on up!

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Draconian soldier.
You found a soft spot in Draconian soldier's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'reptile' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 15 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at MacCarthy.
You found a soft spot in MacCarthy's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'faerie'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 16 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Guardian demon.
You compensate for its attempts to dodge your shot.
You found a soft spot in Guardian demon's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'immortal' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 17 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Konrad.
You found a soft spot in Konrad's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'humankind' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 18 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Giant squirrel.
You compensate for his attempts to dodge your shot.
You found a soft spot in Giant squirrel's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'rodent'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 19 categories to master.

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at War troll.
You found a soft spot in War troll's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'brute'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 20 categories to master.

Few more to go still!

You fire a bolt at Lamb.
You compensate for its attempts to dodge your shot.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The bolt *TEARS* a hole right through the center of Lamb's chest!
Archer quest 'Bolt critical hit' completed!

Petting zoo gets a breather for a while, gotta focus on weakpoints next...

You fire a bullet at Chicken.
You compensate for its attempts to dodge your shot.
You found a soft spot in Chicken's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The bullet ricochets off Chicken's head, cracking its skull with a loud *SNAP*
Archer quest 'Bullet critical hit' completed!

You fire a bullet at Huge slave.
The bullet thumps hard against Huge slave's arm!
Archer quest 'Full Moon' completed!
Congratulations! You have just completed Archery boon quest 2!

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire a bolt at Orc boss.
The bolt sinks through Orc boss's foot and into the ground!
Archer quest 'Nailed Down' completed!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a bolt at Lygoa.
Lygoa takes a hit from wood bolt with cloth fletching and silver head right in
the gut!
Archer quest 'Staked' completed!

You fire an arrow at Chicken.
You compensate for its attempts to dodge your shot.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Chicken's torso and out the other side!
Archer quest 'Arrow critical hit' completed!

You fire an arrow at Moose.
You compensate for his attempts to dodge your shot.
Perfect shot!
Moose staggers backwards as wood arrow with enchanted air fletching and
emerald head labeled as hcphys *TEARS* through his body, nearly coming out the
other side!
Archer quest 'Nice Shot' completed!

Are you getting bored yet ?!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a bullet at Osir.
You found a soft spot in Osir's hide!
The bullet ricochets off of Osir's skull with a resounding *crack*
Osir is knocked back!
Archer quest 'Goliath' completed!

Congratulations! You have just completed Archery boon quest 1!

I've been a busy boy scout it seems!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Lamb.
Wood arrow with enchanted air fletching and emerald head labeled as hcphys
sinks halfway into Lamb's shoulder!
Archer quest 'Sniper' completed!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a bolt at Red apple.
The bolt strikes red apple with a hefty thunk.
Archer quest 'William Tell' completed!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a handful of cash at lamp.
The handful of cash strikes a brass street lamp with a hefty thunk.
Archer quest 'Throw Money at the Problem' completed!

You fire an arrow at Tiny sparrow.
You compensate for her attempts to dodge your shot.
You found a soft spot in Tiny sparrow's hide!
Perfect shot!
Tiny sparrow staggers backwards as wood arrow with enchanted air fletching and
emerald head labeled as hcphys *TEARS* through her body, nearly coming out the
other side!
Archer quest 'Fletched' completed!

And they keep piling on!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Centaur.
You found a soft spot in Centaur's hide!
Centaur staggers back as bamboo arrow with vegetation fletching and diamond
head labeled as hcpois plunges into his chest!
Archer quest 'Nessus' completed!

And here we go again, first one down.

Reinced to something different, testing archer def this time. After a year of
tarma based reincs felt like it's time to try something new...

You wield Glowing mace of Thunder flashing electric sparks <red glow> in your
right hand.
Glowing mace of Thunder is surrounded by FUMING electric magic as it grows
larger.
Heavy beams of electricity crackles all around you as you wield Eerie mace of
Thunder.
You GASP for breath as Eerie mace of Thunder drains all your energy.

The gift that keeps on giving!

You wield Mace of Thunder <red glow> in your right hand.
Mace of Thunder is surrounded by FUMING electric magic as it grows larger.
Heavy beams of electricity crackles all around you as you wield Glowing mace
of Thunder.
You GASP for breath as Glowing mace of Thunder drains all your energy.

Here we go!

As the the final piece of the armour set is laid on the rack, the pieces begin
to glow.

The voice of Albert Woodglenn echos in your head: 'Thank you for finding all
of the pieces to my set of armour and for restoring the honor that belonged to
me. You have brought be great joy and I will now be able to rest in peace for
all eternity.'

Congratulations! You have just completed Restoring albert's honor!

You receive 331 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

You receive 2 training points.

Something blog worthy from the boring tdruid life :P

|  30 | Heretic Derelict the Righteous Elf Malleus Maleficarum (Anointed
chosen)

Well, let's add tarmalen 'elders' to the list along with nuns and barbarians
:)

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (defense)

Third trainer as well!

Congratulations! You have just completed Dragon spire!
You receive 43438 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Well now :D

You feel more humble as you feed the less fortunate.

Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Heretic has been promoted to elder nun'.


[Sun Dec 06 19:32:16 2015 Nun inform ]

Sister Heretic has been promoted to elder.


Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!

You give a stewed squirrel to Parsin.

What a chore but it's finally over, took 7 months to get elders from a fresh
nun reinc. Huge thanks to all who participated in the final feeding frenzy,
and to those awesome people who helped with tasks and restores and endured my
whines.

Feeling pretty good :D

Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Heretic became elder applicant. May Las smile upon
her on her difficult journey.

Kunnia tai kuolema!

Anna-maria arrives from south.
Sister Judith says 'Oh praise Las, it's little Anna-maria'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Good shepherd'*

-----

Satan is DEAD, R.I.P.

309615: Satan wants your soul now

-----

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to your amount of completed tasks, your
wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.'

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'You have slain satan as elder nuns are required to
do.'

[11/11] elder requirements done, soon it is time for the last push ?!

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (defense)

Looks like that 3,5k sailor rep gives a touch better spawn rate of trainers :)

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (speed)

Third and final one <3

Apocalypse screams in pain and is bleeding badly.
Zircon in Heretic's name fumes brightly.
A bright flash takes over and Abbess Abigail stands before you.
Abbess Abigail raises her cross of St. Nicole to the heavens and mutters '
¤Lassum¤ '
The skies open and dazzling bright light sweeps over the region.
Apocalypse EEPS fearfully.
Abbess Abigail ZAPS screaming Apocalypse with death rays.
MASSIVE bolt of pure magic hits Apocalypse inflicting terrible pain.
FLASH of lightning strikes from the heavens, mutilating Apocalypse.
HUGE blazing meteor dashes from the skies totally crushing Apocalypse.
Apocalypse SCREAMS in pain as Abbess Abigail tortures it with chain lightning.
Apocalypse BEGS for mercy as Abbess Abigail tears all limbs off, one by one.
Foul stench of burned meat floats in the air as squached body of Apocalypse
staggers lifeless to the ground.

Abbess Abigail is suddenly bathed in bright light as she fades away.

You feel more experienced in leading.
Apocalypse staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Apocalypse is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Apocalypse's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

Abbess Abigail connects to your mind, 'Thank you for giving me the opportunity
to avenge the death of my fellow sisters. You have done well.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Abigail's Nightmare'*

Thanks to all the kind souls who helped me get this in the bag!

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (speed)

Here we go again...

You are done with the chant.
You hop with one leg while praising Las and utter (dispel evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Air crackles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Ice cross and
strikes with immense power upon Xelbu, the Head Master.

1st LASSET of the reinc!

You are done with the chant.
You hold your crucifix of St. Wiceraweth close and humbly mutter 'Sanctum
circum'
Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix of St. Wiceraweth forming a
radiating bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through
the air bursting on Dread.
Dread gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Dread is DEAD, R.I.P.

You feel more pure and closer to Las.

You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of purity of thy heart.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to purity of your heart my sister, your
wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.'

[9/11]

You are done with the chant.
You frantically swing crucifix of St. Wiceraweth and shriek (holy bolt)
You feel a surge of power run through your crucifix.
Holy forces coil around you, OVERPOWERING your spell.
Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix of St. Wiceraweth forming a
radiating bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through
the air detonating on Player.
Player loses the privilege to live.
Player is DEAD, R.I.P.

It is surrounded by a twinkling aura.

Moar crucifix power, the day just keeps on getting better :)

You are prepared to do the skill.
You aim carefully as you toss vial towards Guard.
Vial hits Guard on the head shattering into pieces.
Guard screams in pain as holy water burns its skin.

The voice of Elders echoe in your head, 'EXCELLENT!, You managed to complete
this quite challenging task in three hours. You are a credit to the guild.'
Your glass pendant is suddenly bathed in bright light, dazzling you
completely.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Might of Holy Vials'*

Amulet: Vial pendant with inscription 'Heretic' <red glow>

Well, that was fast-ish, after preparing 100 vials beforehand...

Sister Bernadette hmms while going through some papers and exclaims, 'Ah yes!
I remember it now, you brought me relic for identification some days ago and
after some difficulties I was able to identify it.'
Sister Bernadette opens a small chest and takes a curious looking thing from
it and states, 'It is an old relic and contains a lot of history so keep good
care of it'

Sister Bernadette blows some dust over a ragged rosary with sacred symbols
(holy) and admires it for a while and then hands it to you.

'Couple days', fuck you Bernadette :P The relic wasn't much to write home
about but it managed to gain me another elder requirement!

You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of recovery of lost relics.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'You have recovered enough relics to become an elder
nun.'

[8/11]

Nundiana Jones action:

Klang! Suddenly you hit something hard and pick it up on the ground.

You can see it has been buried for a long time as it is covered with mud and
dirt. You don't know actually what it is maybe a relic or then just worthless
piece of junk.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks very light weight.

Sister Bernadette looks very carefully at muddy item stating, 'Hmm could be
difficult thus expensive to identify this item so I'll need atleast 35804 gold
coins for it.'

You hand over a muddy item to Sister Bernadette and sign off money tranfer of
amount 35804 gold coins for identification expensess.
Sister Bernadette blows some dust off from a muddy item and looks quite
excited of it then she turns to you and says, 'It could take several days
before it can be identified fully. My first estimation is that it will take
atleast 2 days to get any results. You may pop in any time and ask me about
the progress.'

Lessee in a couple days what I managed to find!

Dear diary, tonight I managed to join the 1G club!

Total of 1000035923 experience spent on character.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to turning undeads, your wisdom is deep
and skills adequate for an elder status.'

[7/11]

Looks like I missed my crucifix tamagotchi's evolution, noooo!

It is surrounded by a shimmering aura.

Sister Alysia smiles at you and says, 'You did a good job and your final
points were 1402675 points and you lasted 12 rounds'
Sister Alysia smiles at you and says, 'Congratulation! You made it to the
plaque'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Torment and Agony'*

And also:

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'About your achievements in holy battlegrounds, your
wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.'

A task, elder requirement, 2% purity and a new crucifix aura were accomplished
today. Quite productive!

You are done with the chant.
You kneel down squeezing crucifix of St. Wiceraweth and recite (holy bolt)

You feel a surge of power run through your crucifix.

Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix of St. Wiceraweth forming a
humming bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the
air slamming on Player.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Player as it dies.
Player is DEAD, R.I.P.

It is surrounded by a slight aura.

POWERRRR!! (Jeremy Clarkson voice)

You give a lobster bisque to Sorana.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Feed the Poor'*

I couldn't cut it in the fast food business, took me most of the day to pass
this :/

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to restoring saints your wisdom is deep
and skills adequate for an elder status.'

[5/11]

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words (satiate person)
A wave of magic streams through you as you SEE THE LIGHT.
You exclaim 'I see the Light, Glory to Las!'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Heal and nourish'*

Very painful, 5/5 ei maistu salami

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to candle making, your wisdom is deep
and skills adequate for an elder status.'

[4/11], prayer dildos check!

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to serving as a synod member, your
wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.

[3/11]

So that's done, along with Clothing donation and Turning might. Still 8 more
elder requirements to go, need to get my shit together in order to become
elder someday...

You wave furiously your crucifix of St. Wiceraweth and utter (dispel undead)
You feel a surge of power run through your crucifix.
Dispel undead damage [7/7]
Your crucifix of St. Wiceraweth twinkles slightly as glimmering ray of light
dashes through the air annihilating Rotten ghoul.
Red glow extracts from Rotten ghoul and gets sucked into your fuming ruby.
Rotten ghoul staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Rotten ghoul is DEAD, R.I.P.

It is surrounded by a unremarkable aura.

Crucifix power over 9000.

You are done with the chant.
You kneel down squeezing Crosier of Angel and recite (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Crosier of Angel forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
detonating on Green Slaad.

Holy white flames dances around you.

Old nun arrives in a puff of smoke and mutters, 'You have slain down all the
slaads within one day. Magnificent, you remind me of myself when I was at your
age. Ah, your reward, here is a key that I confiscated from a fiend. I am too
old to find out which door this key fits in.. although I have a pretty good
idea. Good luck, may Las guard your journey.'

Old nun gives you a key.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Slaad hunt'*

Green Slaad suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Green Slaad is DEAD, R.I.P.

Thanks to Living the mighty libbe!

You give a small fluffy bunny-rabbit is sleeping to Idrilith.

Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue the bunny!
You receive 2782 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.

Idrilith exclaims 'Ohhh, thank you! THANK YOU so much for finding my bunny!'  
Idrilith beams happily.

woof hopple!

Sister Bernadette says 'What is this?'
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.

Sister Bernadette says 'Las be praised! You found the Hallowed Rosary! You
have done well sister'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Tomb Raider'*

'Average' task MY ASS!

After a hard and fair struggle a competing mortal has reached the end
of the gauntlet. As usual after someone has won the gauntlet there are
some angry screams from the gods who had placed their bet on the wrong
mortal. But, as always, things cool down quickly and the gods award the
winning mortal. Congratulations Heretic!
Info: The gauntlet event has ended.
Thank you for participating in the gauntlet event.

Lumine, Mistress of Twilight suddently appears sitting on the throne.
Lumine stands up and walks towards you.
Lumine says 'I've been chosen, because of my neutrality, to come here to our
humble guest room and deliver the prize that you've earned.'
Lumine reaches inside her robe and pulls out an item.
Lumine says 'We, in the pantheon, have decided that you should have this.'
Lumine hands you the item and you humbly accept it.
Lumine says 'Congratulations Heretic.'
Lumine snaps her fingers and an exit appears in front of you.

You lick your own the protectors.

Well, quite the nice surprise to kick off the weekend :)

You give Badly injured and unconscious Constance to Clemente.
Sister Clemente tells you 'Thank you for saving Constance. I will take care of
her from here. You are a credit to the sisterhood.'
Sister Clemente hugs you warmly.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Cry for help'*

You are done with the chant.
Your Crosier of Las bathed in bright light as you utter the magic words 'si'ux
sumcy ceivq'
It's a ..it's a .. something bright and disformed dashed from Crosier of Las,
striking on Skeleton

You DISCOVER a new spell, the 'Holy lance'.

Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Heretic has discovered holy lance. This is
truly a blessed day.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Memento mei'*

KBH, the nun edition

[02:19]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Heretic has been appointed to the
Synod.

Kiva tietää näin kolmelta aamuyöstä

A bright FLASH takes over and mystic symbols are drawn into your old scroll.
A small cherub appears in a *puff* and states, 'Praise Las, you have done
well!'

A dense white fog suddenly appears around your crucifix.

As the fog around your crucifix disperses you notice the holy symbol
of St. Wiceraweth appearing on the wood.

You ask Sister Ingvild about order.

Sister Ingvild says 'Here you go. Take good care of it, for it is one of a
                     kind. Now there is one more thing to take care of, which
                     is to dedicate the cucifix to one of our holy saints. The
                     best way to do this, is to restore the saint's power and
                     thus gain his patronage. A cross does not gain any powers
                     that are specific to a saint, but you will feel him
                     watching over you on the days when it is his turn to be
                     the patron saint of the day.'

Sister Ingvild hands you a crucifix.

a small mallorn crucifix (holy)

Markku ja Ilkka nunnailemassa

Basement.
The tunnel here is a dead end.  The only way back is
to go north, back into the perils of this dungeon maze.
Obvious exit is: north.

Orphan child called Jane

You lay your hand over Little jane who is instantly surrounded with bright
white light and teleported back to the orphanage.

The voice of Sister Mabelle echoes in your head,'Thank for las you found
Little jane who were the last child missing'

Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Praise Las! Sister Heretic found all the lost
orphan children.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Save the Orphans'*

Passed on the first try! What ?!?

In addition, Forces of Evil consisted of:

Bullywug scout (Lands of Lor)
Hektor, the mage (Perin's)
Qlui (Mythical valley)
Sensei (Hell's dojo)
Corpse of an altarboy (Unholy cathedral)
Flame green demon (Perin's)
Vampire lord (Lost pyramid)
Orugh (Temple of Twisted Prophecies)
Chief of the Hill Giants (Hill giants)
Evil wizard (Toxic)
Showbiz the troll shaman (Digga's)
Muscular con man (Shadowkeep)
Klys, the old high priest (Temple of Twisted Prophecies)

Sister Ailen (a flaming devil grinning evilly)

Flaming devil moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Flaming devil is DEAD, R.I.P.

A voice of an Angel echoes in your mind, 'EXCELLENT work, you have slain the
entire group of evil beings that have plotted against the guild and you manage
to find their spy. Elders are VERY pleased.'

Eye of Zion shatters into million of pieces.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Forces of Evil'*

Small key drops from the heavens, landing at your feet.

Thanks Living, Galdriel, Dreoca and Erygon! <3

You are done with the chant.
You touch your pulsing halo and quickly recite (dispel evil)
Dispel evil damage [4/7]
White light tangles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Crosier of
Angel and strikes with blazing rage upon Monk.

A soft white glow takes over you and then fades away.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Hammer of Las'*

Monk stops existing in this reality.
Monk is DEAD, R.I.P.

Abbess Abigail gasps at you, 'Oh my dear child, you have found all the
separate equipments of 'White Rose' set. This is truly a magnificent day,
thanks to you.'

Abbess Abigail lays the equipments on the ground and raises her hands while
muttering 'Unitee unzei.'

Abbess is bathed in bright light, the air crackles under heavy magical
pressure.
Items laying on the ground rise high above Abigail's head and start to whirl
with great speed. A flash of light takes over and you have to cover your eyes.
You hear a loud ZINNGGGGGGGGG as the separate pieces of equipment magically
joins together. The bright light fades away and you see Abbess holding a
dazzling snowy white set of 'White Rose' in her arms.

Abbess  smiles at you and says, 'I will place this set next to the altar,
where it belongs. You are a credit to the guild and truly earned the right to
fully master the knowledge of dispelling. Go now and learn.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Set of White Rose'*

What a chore!


Set of the White Rose:

a skull girdle
a pair of tatty indigo armbands
mysterious cloak
bracelet made of green crystal
gauntlets decorated with skulls
The Ice Medallion of Arryac
An old helmet
dirty red robe
A golden ring
ball of protection
Sandals of the Earth
a dented leg protector made of silver
a magical dog collar

Sister Esmeralda tells you 'Thanks to heavens you found her body and soul in
time, I will take care of this matter from here. You can be proud of yourself,
you are a credit to the guild'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Holy deeds'*

Abbess shouts, 'Thanks to Gods you are allright,' and hugs Wynnona tightly.
Abbess smiles at you and says, 'Thanks for finding her, you are a credit to
the guild.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Seed of evil'*

Most painful one so far, puuh...

You are prepared to do the skill.
You aim carefully as you toss vial towards Purple dead pigeon.
Vial hits Purple dead pigeon on the head shattering into pieces.
Purple dead pigeon screams in pain as holy water burns its skin.
Purple dead pigeon stops existing in this reality.
Purple dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Vials and Stamina'*

You are done with the chant.
You mutter the holy words 'Zanctum Zanctus Aqua'
Vial rise from your hands high in the air.
The liquid inside vial dazzles brightly for a moment as it turns into holy
water. Vial stops spinning and falls gently to the ground.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Sacred Water'*

The voice of Elders echo in your mind, 'Good Job You have slain the evil Lord
behind the slaughters. You are a credit to the guild.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Blood of the Innocent'*

You give Badly injured and unconscious Sister Yetta to Judith.
Sister Judith takes bleeding Sister Yetta on her arms and chants 'Judicanus
Majore.'
Sister Yetta is bathed in bright light and her wounds are magically healed and
she groans in her dreams.
Sister Judith thanks you warmly 'You have saved my day, may the Saints light
your way.'
Sister Judith hugs you warmly.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Tears of nun'*

Hannah, the sister of mercy [nun]: I have gone through last weeks donations
and the most beneficial nun was Sister Heretic she truly has a pure heart

Sister Hannah's voice echoes in your head, 'Purity of thy heart has risen for
the time being'

:3

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Nun's daily work'*

Alysia tells you, 'Congratulations, you have passed the test!'
A bright light enfolds you and you are standing at the ruins once again.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Might of Holy Lore'*

Alysia tells you, 'Congratulations, you have passed the test!'
A bright light enfolds you and you are standing at the ruins once again.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Prove thy Strength'*

You hold the scroll in your hand while reciting 'Zynod Xziioaah fzed'
...... The Sphere fumes with bright light as St. Vaven's legend is restored.

[Fri May 01 14:33:54 2015 Nun inform ]
Heretic successfully recites scroll of St. Vaven, recovered by Heretic.

First restore done and dusted!

A soft white glow takes over you and then fades away.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'True Devotee of Las'*

Voices of the elders echo in your head, 'MAGNIFICENT, You have destroyed the
unholy alliance and saved hundreds of innocent lives. You are a credit to the
guild.'
Ix fumes red glow and disappears.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Evil thorn in the flesh of
good'*

Misty white orb in your hand flashes enchantedly.
Will o' the wisp dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Will o' the wisp is DEAD, R.I.P.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Battle Against Evil'*

You give Badly injured and unconscious Jilian to Clemente.
Sister Clemente tells you 'Thank you for saving Jilian. I will take care of
her from here. You are a credit to the sisterhood.'
Sister Clemente hugs you warmly.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Patron of the Righteous'*

Kilsek is DEAD, R.I.P.
Voices of the elders echo inside your head, 'Good Job, You are a credit to the
guild.'
Diamond of vision turns to dust.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Undead Lords'*

23 Oct 2013: You join the Organization of Sailors!
26 Oct 2014: You currently have 1800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Focusing hard, you pull forth a quiet 'AAarrrrr.'
29 Apr 2015: You currently have 3200 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Puffing up your chest, you let out a decent 'AAArrrrr.'

Sister Jennifer examines a small jar of honey closely and smilingly states
'This honey is excellent. You have done a good job.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Happy bees'*

Hunajata hunajata!

Your candle suddenly ignites with white flame..........
........and a sudden REVELATION takes over you as Las responds to your prayer.
You regain full consciousness and lay your candle to the ground.
Voice of Sister Evelyn echoes in your head, 'Good job, you attended the Hour
of Prayer.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Convent's life'*

You give becoming white skimpy pair of panties to White bishop.
You feel righteous as you help out the underdogs.
You really are righteous!

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Aid the Underdogs'*

REVELATION!........................................................
.................as you see the light you praise the wisdom of Las.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Pilgrimation'*

You give a tattered scroll, sealed with a symbol of Las to Valentina.
Sister Valentina breaks the seal and reads the scroll and says, 'Thank you for
delivering the scroll so quickly. You have done well'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Find valentina'*

Here we go, expect more updates in the future...

I heard that nuns have a lot of fun, so reinced into one to see for myself!

The Hunt master mounts a new fox tail in his cabin.
It's a forked double fox tail! Well Done!
He proclaims: All hail Heretic for his perseverance!

The Hunt Master awards you 2756 platinum coins.

Double trouble!

After 3,5 months playing kharims I managed to get all adaptations above
pathetic. Spent the last month waiting for the final 'Dual wielders' to
actually raise from training, got it from pathetic -> pitiful with 3
successful trains. Funny shit this guild.

SNOWBALL FIGHT IS OVER!
Top Snowballers.
NameNumber of hits
------------------
Heretic             25

Heretic is awarded 38 batium for winning the snowball fight.

Ball handling 100%

Shady backroom of the Rusty Shield Bar.

You don't remember being here before.
You gain 42404 additional explore experience from finding this place!

:o

And now for something a bit different...

You feel the presence of the dark gods!

...sorry no bonus!

You watch with astonishment as your flame arrow hits yourself.

#justkharimthings

You feel protected from ogres.

You grunt 'Feel the love.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE THE ENVY OF GOATFUCKERS WORLDWIDE!

You have a new reputation title.
   'God Slayer'

Merry christmas dudes and dudettes!

You just won the Lottery! You receive 1852601 experience as the award!

mitä tääl tapahtuu ?!

So made my first chaos blade:

a broad-bladed zhentorium two-handed sword 'Callisto' with a basket-hilt <red
glow>

With my current soul power it compares to Bane axe I guess, and true
potentials aren't that crazy. Will take this as a learning experience and
tryto get a better roll of the dice next time!

You plunge a broad-bladed zhentorium two-handed sword 'Callisto' with a
basket-hilt into the well of lava!

Argh! That really burned!
Your The Shining Ring gets damaged; it's now in excellent condition.
Your armours absorb some of the damage.

Ok.

Ghost howls in high-pitched voice 'niise elut nenumreh'

fear

[02:42]:Delekaia, the bloodletter of Kharim [kharim]: I have chosen Heretic as
the keyholder.

:O

Soooooo, reinced!

Decided to go BarbKharim20ss to try out something new after 2x bmasterbarb and
2x rangerbarb reincs. Chose drubnk and all powerfuly OGRE race too, havent
played this since some lvl50 ranger or so! Let's see how I cope with the key
grind, this should have improved def capabilities over ranger. I guess barbs
and def reincs dont mix though, but still got a reincpendu in chests if this
goes sideways... :D

Myrnum shouts 'The fishing extravaganza has ended! The largest fish was a 122g
 sturgeon caught by Heretic. Heretic caught 43 different types of fish, and 
the largest total of 8.28kg was caught by Heretic. The winner is Heretic!'

Congratulations! You have just completed Win the fishing extravaganza!

You won the fishing extravaganza! Here is your shiny new prize!

Kalamies on erimies

Congratulations! You have just completed Leather craft muff!

Shasti tells you 'We now slit Heretic's throat for only 14336 gold! That is
65% off the price! We also have other discounts.'

23 Oct 2013: You join the Organization of Sailors!
26 Oct 2014: You currently have 1800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Focusing hard, you pull forth a quiet 'AAarrrrr.'

...

Ggr awards Heretic 1 points for completing 'Minor bugs and various awarding'
task.

Remember to bug report kids!

Quest-a-mania:

Johan says 'Hmm, what is this?
Johan starts to read the a letter.
Johan Thank you very much! I can now return to her!'
Congratulations! You have just completed The lost love!
You receive 355 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.

You unlock the cell.
King Frex Frox steps out of the cell!
King Frex Frox exclaims 'Free at last after being captivated by
my own son!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Find frex frox!
You receive 5765 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
King Frex Frox says 'Heretic, have this ring of my ancestors as a sign of my
true gratitude.'
King Frex Frox says 'I am forever grateful.'
King Frex Frox leaves.

Plix Plox.

Today's menu:

Frozen valley                                 not very hard
It's dog                                      not very hard

| 11 |       Heretic | 13214517    |  70 ( -2) |

This is SPARTA!

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (defense)

Holy shitballs Batman!

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Sienna forcing the heart to
incinerate.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED Sienna causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

sit down asshole vol.2 !

Farmer says 'Thanks. Now I can start fighting the drow with their own
weapons.' 
Farmer gives you the finger and a backpack.
Congratulations! You have just completed Farmer in dire need!
You receive 21381 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.

Led trillo zoo! Team Newbie won after much twiddling.

The fool's corpse is burned into char.
You feel bad.

You have a new reputation title.
   'Chosen one'

I pity the fool! Reinc's rep target reached, next target totals up to 800M and
reinc ?!?

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you DISMEMBER Someone inducing a fatal burn.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you DISMEMBER Someone forcing the heart to incinerate.

sit down asshole

Tyril awarded you 1 task points for completing 'Minor bugs and various
awarding' task.

x2, one of the better ways to start your day I guess :)

Ackbar shouts 'Heretic has completed my warrior quest and proved himself
worthy of a Damien'

Second one took 1h 15min, first one was 2h 30min cause I couldn't HANDLE the
Darkness maze!

An unearthly feeling takes over your body as you enter the room.  You
have passed the test of the Ancient Warriors and proved yourself to be worthy
of the legendary Damien; The equipment of a true warrior.  Completing this
task grants you 38825 experience; You've managed to find a truly special
place.

A mithril shard crumbles to dust.
The Tarmellen crumbles to dust.
A K'prurian crumbles to dust.
A very old dragonscale cloak crumbles to dust.
A Storm Battleaxe crumbles to dust.
A jeweled ring crumbles to dust.

Congratulations! You have just completed Ackbar's warrior shrine!
You receive 30660 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

1172810: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

Diced SBS too (!), thanks Nosu and legion+ gentlemen!

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (speed)

spede rainer! \o/

The fox hounds bark with victory as the fox is brutally killed!
You realize a more effective way to use your horns!
Red tailed fox is dogfood.
Red tailed fox is DEAD, R.I.P.

The Hunt master mounts a new fox tail in his cabin.
He proclaims: All hail Heretic for his perseverance!

The Hunt Master awards you 1606 platinum coins.

Foxy swimsuit edition...

The crowd gives you a standing ovation!
You feel some of your wounds heal.
Grokh shouts 'Sarma dies by the hand of Heretic!'
Sarma's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Grokh shouts 'Heretic wins the BLOOD BOWL!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bowl!

You currently have 1000 reputation in the Merchant Marines.

Miles to go and skies to fly, hold back the day...

Oogga shouts 'I AM DYING! BY THE HANDS OF MY OWN BARBARIANS!'
Oogga shouts 'Hail Silencer, Heretic and Requiem for giving me an honorable
barbarian death!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Defeat oogga!
You have a new TOP party kill!
Requiem sighs deeply.
YUCH, Oogga's entrails spill all over the place.
Oogga is DEAD, R.I.P.

The hair on the shrunken skull necklace burst into flames.

Bought the mace, thanks Requiem, Silencer, Awed and Darkahven!

Dear blog, 10% camping, 9% reaving, 8% enhance criticals from skillbooks so
far, not too shabby!

edit. 7% riposte!

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (lift)

Ok, who broke the game ?!?

Well well, 1 year full and time to reinc. Decided to go for impro^H^H^H^H^Hinfl
ated version of my previous barbranger reinc. Better hitting (?) race and
better stats overall, donated for coupla fullboons too. Rep target 150k and
then we'll see, got the halloween reincpendu sitting in my chest if corpse
burning melts my face...

edit. Did a bunch of the newbie level quests, got Seeker rank in the process!

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (lift)

What is this I don't even

Suddenly John falls off the chair into the floor and starts to tremble
visibly. 
Blood spurts out of his mouth.
The poison in the bread slowly eats John's internal organs..
 suddenly he stops moving..
John staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
John is DEAD, R.I.P.

Congratulations! You have just completed Escape in the village!
You receive 20389 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
As John falls into the ground, dead, Giulia arrives and notices her captor is
dead. She bursts into tears of happiness. 
Giulia tells you 'Thank you! You have set me free! As a reward from your
efforts, here is little something for you.'
Giulia gives you a pair of yellow leggings.

Mää sen MYRKYTÄN!

Congratulations! You have just completed Kitty!

:3

After a slight grunt, you give a strangled 'Aaarrrrr.'

3,5 months of sailing and 800 mnavy rep, this alignment sucks DONKEY BALLS...

Congratulations! You have just completed Ranger lord 95!
You have surpassed the current ranger lord in skill.
You are now the new ranger lord.
Congratulations! You have just completed Become ranger lord!
Heretic is now Lord of the Rangers

"HAW HAW!"

You exclaim 'Here comes Santa Claus!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU RAPED AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!

+494, Merry Christmas y'all!

YOU ARE THE ENVY OF GOATFUCKERS WORLDWIDE!

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'
Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'
Grimoor shouts 'NO! NOOO!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Heretic IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

Finally seeing a guild to the 'bitter end', wonder what's next! :)

You exclaim 'Knock, knock. Guess who!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
You feel like you were a bit nasty

You have a new reputation title.
   'Feared by Gods'

:'D

You have a new reputation title.
   'Legendary'

SOON.

A pitiful squeak of an 'aaarrrr' escapes your parched lips.

Captain Slow

Opened Wildspace and stomped around a bit. Thanks for the company Mystic and
Zas!

| 13 |       Heretic | 10072857    |  93 ( -1) |

I heard it's snowing in hell...

Congratulations! You have just completed Ranger lord 75!
Heretic failed to take lordship from Kohothegreat.  He was 75.1473% as good as
the current lord.
You pay 10 in fees for the challenge.

Vapise KOHO!

You ask Rob Danitaille about prizes.
Rob Danitaille says 'Let's see what you got.'
You are given a pendant shaped like a pumpkin.
You are awarded 102 training points.
Congratulations! You have just completed Focus on the candy!
You are awarded purple box with silk ribbon [ b:0 p:0 f:0 c:0 ].

AAAWWW YISSSS!

Tiny Angel utters the magic words 'Akronym Htouy, Hokrune Arafax'
You feel that Heretic is younger now.
You feel youth returning to your body.

You have a new reputation title.
    'Envy of Gods'

The UNK Lugger Ambitious Doom (sinking) (fighting)

The ship has been captured! It is now completely vulnerable to plundering!

Arr! Sailor virginity lost!

You join the Organization of Sailors!

Oppaa gangway style!

Heretic has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

You receive a few jewels as a momento of your success.

You also receive a right to use a rank! See 'rank list'.
This is a challenge trophy.

Yay!

You feel bad.
You have a new reputation title.
   'BatMUD's Bane'

You shout 'iliina'
As Heretic the christmas centaur shouts the name the candles light up. The
voice echoes from walls over and over again forming an awful cacophony. You
have to cover your eyes but suddenly the voice stops and there is a woman
laying on the pedestal.
Congratulations! You have just completed Necromancer's dream!
You receive 2472 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.

Jorgos sighs happily.
CONGRATULATIONS! Completed the Ranger Equipment Boot-quest!
You give a small bag (quarter full) to Jorgos.

Sable Bladetree beams happily.
You give Sable the bird. The bird has a fit, takes flight and escapes!
Sable Bladetree sniffs as a tear runs down his cheek.
Sable Bladetree says 'Oh well. I guess you have done what was asked.'
CONGRATULATIONS! Completed the Ranger Equipment Hat-quest!
You give A peculiar, huge bird <subdued> to Sable.

In all the excitement you can not but dance and sing as you
got out alive, 'Ah ah ah ah, staying alive, staying alive!'
Sandra eyes you suspiciously.
Congratulations! You have just completed Stay alive!

Thanks Val!

Congratulations! You have just completed Camping 100000!
You awaken from your short rest, and feel slightly better.

beds not bombs!

You successfully fill the last depression with the amulet.
The chest's magical powers begin slowly to wake, gaining power from each
necklace put into the depressions.
The necklace begins to glow with a bright blue light...
A hollow crash comes out from the chest and it starts to tremble!
The runes begin to glow clearer and clearer with a yellow light!

The chest opens slowly with a screech, leaving your ears hurting.
You spot something glittering inside the chest!

You lift the Battle axe of the Vikings from the chest and you know 
immediately that this weapon is a very good and valuable artifact.

Radical powers have arrived in the world as Heretic lifts a powerful artifact,
a weapon of true viking power, a Battleaxe of the Vikings! A hush comes over
the city as Heretic shouts 'Shiver, mortals!'

Sable Bladetree says 'Heretic the christmas centaur thanks for the shroom man,
only need 1 more from you.'
Sable Bladetree cheers enthusiastically.
Congratulations! You have just completed Shroomin!
You give sponge mushroom (fresh) to Sable.

Another "fun" brick in the wall. Woop for 3rd ranger boon!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You push Pink tailed rat with a bone crushing sound.
********************** Round 1 **********************
You miss Pink tailed rat.
You successfully parry Pink tailed rat's claw.
Pink tailed rat is not in a good shape (45%).
Congratulations! You have just completed Push 10!

Rat pusher!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You search around and find a random piece of wood suitable to create a torch
from, and then begin to create a torch from it.
A sense of pride overcomes you as you hold the newly created torch out in
front of you for all to see.
Congratulations! You have just completed Torch 1000!

NEVER AGAIN, got to defeat oogga so I never have to touch a torch again :D

Shakh'tah says 'Well done, his skull shall be buried with the rest of his
remains.'    
Shakh'tah touches your shrunken skull necklace.
You feel your aim improve.
You feel your shrunken skull necklace enhance you.
Congratulations! You have just completed Way of the warrior!
You give the skull of Groo's father to Shaman.

You put back the rod where it belongs.
Congratulations! You have just completed The lost troglodyte rod!
You receive 1154 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.

You give a crumbled stack of scientific notes to Alchemist.
Alchemist says 'Oh my! You found my lost notes! I'm eternally grateful.'  
Congratulations! You have just completed Alchemist's dilemma!
You receive 524 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Your faction standing with shrea has increased.
Alchemist says 'Here, take this as a reward for your efforts.
Alchemist gives you a potion.

Dixie exclaims 'Oh Heretic!' 
Dixie exclaims 'Thank you!'  
Congratulations! You have just completed 51 daughters!
Wally shouts 'Oh praise Heretic for saving all of my daughters at least once!
Dixie runs off home.

Bukh lies helpless and shouts 'Faaaatheeeer!'
Oogga arrives.
Oogga says 'YOU ARE NOT MY SON ANYMORE!'
Oogga swings his large battle mace at Bukh...
 ..Spraying the walls with BLOOD!
Oogga says 'Heretic, my son, good work!'
Oogga leaves.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You search around for some materials to make some fishing equipment.
After a minute or two you catch a fish! Fighting hard you bring the fish to
shore.  You have caught
a 325 gram cod.
Congratulations! You have just completed Catch one of each fish!

You are prepared to do the skill.

You shove Priest to throw him off balance and while he is down, you add a
sharp kick to the head!
You hit Priest brutally with Stormfall, the infernal double-edged axe of the
Dawning Twilight and
also hit him hard with the backswing with extra efficiency, annihilating
living tissue.
You hit Priest brutally with Black Reaver's Axe and also hit him hard with the
backswing with extra
efficiency, annihilating living tissue.
Priest winces as you assault him and screams in pain.
Your inhumanly cruel onslaught on Priest causes him to collapse upon the
ground writhing in sheer
agony as he begs and pleads for death to save him from the pain!

Congratulations! You have just completed Bladed fury overkill!

Ok.

Stormfall axe screams '..and stay DOWN!'
YUCH, Priest's entrails spill all over the place.

Priest is DEAD, R.I.P.

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For: 
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!
     
After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the used toilet paper of a newbie
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Heretic!!!!!

You just won the Lottery! You recieve 9479753 experience as the award!