You shout 'BY THE POWER OF DAROL AND KIZARWEXIUS, I CALL MY PAINGIVER "AMOK"!'

After dunno.. 3-4y it was finally time to figure out what to call this thing..

Soy fills up its cheeks with air and exhales (killing cloud)
Soy hits you with its killing cloud.
You manage to partially reflect the killing cloud with your shield and it hits
Soy.
You like your own reflector shield <red glow> slightly

Condensed chaos, in chaotic state
As you start discharging the condensed chaos, it erupts uncontrollably!
The chaos SURGES into your very own chaotic being!
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| Effects (Koraf) [1]                             | Lasts         |
|=================================================================|
| Polymorph spawn                                 | 3h and 1min   |
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<3

You revel in the bloodshed and shout, "TWENTY THOUSAND, ONE!" as you SMASH
another skull!

You wrestle with Baby blue whale and forcefully push him under water and
attempt to drown him. You manage to keep him under water for a while. When
Baby blue whale finally struggles from your hands, he gasps for air.

You control the combat situation masterfully using your learned skills.
You turn your the shield named devourer sideways and shove it deep inside
Giant rat's body. Giant rat vomits blood and coughs heavily.
Your shield named Devourer rips a chunk out of Giant rat!
You knock away Giant rat?s feeble blow and quickly place a well-aimed blow at
it, leaving a nasty injury.
Giant rat loses the privilege to live.
..some serious shield combat moves.

Ramon tells you 'Special offer, Koraf's head for 47392 gold! That's 61% off
the price!'
No wonder the business isn't blooming, or maybe I just don't understand the
business..

+------------------------------=( Malicious )=-------------------------------+
| Owner:         Koraf                                                       |
| Description:   an exquisite anipium two-handed sword 'Malicious' of        |
| oriental origin with a basket-hilt                                         |
| Weapon type:   2h sword                                                    |
| Evolution:     2 trait(s)                                                  |
+--------------------------=( Evolution details )=---------------------------+
| Ability                   Current Potential    True Potential              |
| Resistance physical       bad                  bad                         |
| Stat hit bonus            excellent            superb                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Anipium                        100%                                        |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                        |
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       superb                                                |
| Sword sharpness:     superb                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     excellent                                             |
| Lethality factor:    superb                                                |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       superb                                                |
| Sword sharpness:     superb                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     excellent                                             |
| Lethality factor:    magnificent                                           |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Overall, an exquisite anipium two-handed sword 'Malicious' of oriental origin
with a basket-hilt is better than a Vorpal Blade.

Sara lights up a joint and starts to smoke it.
Sara passes you a lit joint.
You suck on your joint, filling your lungs with pure exctasy.
You look very lost and confused.
You blow small rings of pot smoke into the room.
You pass the joint to Asparaguy.
Asparaguy opens the chest.
Asparaguy puts a lit hand rolled joint to chest.
Asparaguy closes the chest.
Asparaguy looks very happy.
..wtf?!? :(

Your Paingiver axe notices your skill and decides to perform it as well!
<3

You realize that Ista is running out of choices and deceitfully show mercy on
him. You lower your Paingiver as a sign of trust and offer your hand to Ista,
who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly raise your weapon to
slash Ista.
Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Ista stops existing in this reality.
Ista is DEAD, R.I.P

Flames leap from the Smoldering Ember!
The flames transform your weapon into Oorin, the Raging Blaze!

4.5.2020
Sudden visions of murderous intent briefly enter your mind. Scenes of Murder
and blasphemous acts in the name of an unknown demon. You stagger, staring at
the Dagger of Last Rites..
254M of exp later:
19.10.2020
The demonic bond is complete.

Although situational warfare is something that can never be truly mastered,
you think you have learned everything there is to learn about this concept.

Roak tells you 'hm. so.'

Roak tells you 'i've come up with an analogy for batmud'

Roak tells you 'batmud is like fat elvice'

Roak tells you 'elvis rather.'

Roak tells you 'so you remember it cuz it was good..but now youre like.. ah..
he's all fat and old n shit.. and doesnt do anything new.. but.. its still
elvis.'

Turnip recommended to try to get to know to the children
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| 10:28     872: A nun taking care of the Orphans                            
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| 10:41     501: A nun taking care of the Orphans                            
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| 10:50      66: An orphan child playing around                              
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| 10:50      36: An orphan child playing around                              
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| 10:50  200038: Sister Mabelle the directress of the Orphanage              
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It was satisfying.. Like he promised :)

You swing the enchanted branch with full force, crushing Butterfly's bones!
You dance a jig and cry, "THREE THOUSAND!" as you OBLITERATE another skull!

spawn + SUPAH enrage:
Str: Divine (342++++)     Dex: Divine (375++++)     Con: Unearthly (229++)    
Int: Slight (30-)         Wis: Low (25-)            
Cha: Dreadful (-3---)     Siz: Big (64++)           
..holy shit?

You perform a solid strike with your Paingiver and cut the head of Zcandler
and pick it up. You grab a wooden stake and erect it on the ground. You hang
the head on the stake and tilt your head meaningfully as you call for the
souls to provide guidance for the lost soul.
You feel proud as the Blood God grants you the power to summon soul zombies to
your soul army.

You feel more knowledgable about throw weight.
You feel more knowledgable about manner of lordliness.
You feel more knowledgable about stunned maneuvers.
You feel more knowledgable about situational warfare.
..where are those handy swim and hunting boosts?!

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| Party Name: nuuh                         (Members:  2) | Exp Tot:   1014512
|

| Created: Tue Jun 12 12:15:35 2018        ( 1h 14m 55s) | Exp/min:     13526
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| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 2.2  Sarmangoth     ldr  514( 514) 1332(1945) 235(304) |   V |       498042
|

| ?.?  Koraf          mbr  921(1642)   28(  28) 429(429) | III |       516470
|

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| 12:21   26984: a huge giant rat with dark brown fur                        
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| 12:21   20480: a filthy grey-furred giant rat                              
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| 12:21   30936: a massive black giant rat                                   
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| 12:22   15847: a filthy grey-furred giant rat                              
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| 12:22   26075: a massive black giant rat                                   
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| 12:22   17452: a giant brown-furred rat                                    
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| 12:23   17518: a huge giant rat with dark brown fur                        
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| 12:23   38683: A monstrous rat ogre                                        
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| 12:27   28229: An enraged rat ogre                                         
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| 12:44  354622: Kilgader the Packmaster stands here, commanding the vermin  
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| 12:47    5367: an eerie black giant rat                                    
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| 12:47    2919: an eerie black giant rat                                    
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| 12:47    4720: an eerie black giant rat                                    
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| 12:47    3531: an eerie black giant rat                                    
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| 12:49   52207: A monstrous rat ogre                                        
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| 12:51   42126: An enraged rat ogre                                         
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| 12:59   47358: A fanatic skaven plague censer bearer                       
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| 13:05   47425: A fanatic skaven plague censer bearer                       
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| 13:28  232033: A filthy robed skaven performing a strange ritual           
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This party has killed 19 monsters (avg exp/mon: 53395).


You take an intricate gaiter with blue runes


That went surprisingly well..

Even monsters get frustrated coz of my sucky damage output :)
..luckily they give a hand when needed..

Jeanette fills up her cheeks with air and exhales (electrocution)
Jeanette hesitates as she casts electrocution.
The air before Jeanette becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Jeanette shudders as her electrocution hits herself.

p report able to camp.
Thorm points at you and yells: 'Criminal!'
Thorm says: 'Turn yourself in at city guard or die!'
You place your shield in front and cunningly strike below it. Thorm grimaces
nastily from the pain.
Your Paingiver axe glows slightly.
Thorm loses the privilege to live.
Thorm is DEAD, R.I.P

?Naah, nigga!

You conceal your hand behind your Dragomir and accurately crush Girl's
resistance. Girl wails as your Paingiver creates a devastating injury.
The girl smiles at you.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You gather you breath and shout 'FORMATION' with commanding voice!
You move to the correct position and anchor yourself for others to follow!
Voronoi obeys your command and moves to he correct place in party.
Nosunrise obeys your command and moves to she correct place in party.

1/7 success.. Seems to need tome work ,)

Moment of glory as a wetsock deffu in offuexp party.. There wasn?t too many of
these

You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You SAVAGELY SHRED Sentry[fire][crit 5].
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
            [#########]  You BARBARICALLY BASH Sentry[mana][crit 6].
            [       ##]  You bitchslap Sentry[phys].

That felt ..good. Sentry disagreed..

Trilloch waves a hand and chants 'gtzt zur fehh quintimus'
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You are about to DIE!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!

You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
A levin bolt hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!


You die.

?there you go!

You hear a horrible wail as Mokele Membe is killed by Conquer.
Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!

Mokele Membee loses the privilege to live.
-13kg \o/

Some arena fun with a buddy that everybody loves:

You turn your enemy's lunge aside and cleave in one swift movement!
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
The air around you tingles and the sounds of the world disappear. Your focus
is sharp and your hand is steady. Undyingrage's threats seem meaningless. With
an eerie calm, you raise your Dragomir and move towards Undyingrage with an
unbreakable determination in your eyes.
Undyingrage falls completely helpless to the ground as you land your shield
with a *CRUSHING* blow!
OVER and OVER your shield hits Undyingrage's face, blood spilling everywhere!
You manage to break Undyingrage's concentration with your skillful attack!
Koraf's attack is too much for Undyingrage to handle and he loses his
concentration!

You realize that Undyingrage is running out of choices and deceitfully show
mercy on him. You lower your Paingiver as a sign of trust and offer your hand
to Undyingrage, who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly
raise your weapon to slash Undyingrage.
Undyingrage lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Your mind reels and the world becomes blurred.
            [   ######]  Galiad perforates you[phys].
You make Galiad stagger helplessly in pain and confusion.
            [#########]  You incisively tear Galiad[phys].

?sound like a true bar-fight?

You wield the gleaming Paingiver axe labeled as (Koraf) <orange glow> in your
right hand.
The Paingiver axe hums strangely as you wield it.
..after 6 months its time to spill some blood ?

Your battle sense is at its peak!  Time seems to slow down, your enemy seems
pitiful!
You quickly cleave your enemy 3 crushing blows to the head, before he can
react!
Grey robed mage is stunned!
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
The air around you tingles and the sounds of the world disappear. Your focus
is sharp and your hand is steady. Grey robed mage's threats seem meaningless.
With an eerie calm, you raise your Dragomir and move towards Grey robed mage
with an unbreakable determination in your eyes.
Grey robed mage falls completely helpless to the ground as you land your
shield with a *CRUSHING* blow!
OVER and OVER your shield hits Grey robed mage's face, blood spilling
everywhere!

SO Epic! :P

You cry aloud, "eight hundred!" as you smash the branch against another skull!

You cry aloud, "six hundred!" as you smash the branch against another skull!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You badly smash Astral[phys][crit 5].
\o/

Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!
5th letter :)

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!
\o/

Kohothegreat ei koskaan east.

Kohothegreat fapits from east.

You make the sound of a sheep, 'Baaaa'.

Kohothegreat hisses 'nomo.'

Kohothegreat tries to take a sphere of ascension 'III', but fails.

Kohothegreat starts concentrating on a new skill.

You exclaim 'nomo!'

Kohothegreat hisses 'warm newbies.'

Kohothegreat hunts about for wood, gathering up small sticks and brush
to make a small fire.

Kohothegreat starts a small fire.

Kohothegreat uses masterful techniques of fire building that amaze you!

You feel more knowledgable about push.
..how about that!?! :)

Xortoth sits on huge candle.

Xortoth exclaims 'nungasm!'

FINALLY!!

Wielded in left hand: Empyrean, the Ancient Omni-Force of the Godly Onslaught
labeled as |SMASH| [< * * O M E G A * * >] <red glow>
\o/

********************** Round 1 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You beat Thornton Quincey[fire][crit 5].
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You beat Thornton Quincey[cold][crit 5].
Supernatural lightnings from Empyrean STRIKES
                                         ELECTRIFIES
                                            and INCINERATES Thornton Quincey!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You smash Thornton Quincey[cold][crit 5].
Your Empyrean vibrates slightly as it forces the spirit of the fallen foe to
eternal perdition.
You feel somewhat better.
Your Empyrean vibrates slightly as it forces the spirit of the fallen foe to
eternal perdition.
You feel somewhat better.
Your Empyrean vibrates slightly as it forces the spirit of the fallen foe to
eternal perdition.
You feel somewhat better.
A large cavity replaces Thornton Quincey's chest.

SO brutal! :P

You score a CRITICAL hit!

            [#########]  You BRUTALLY TEAR Citizen[phys][crit 5].

You score a CRITICAL hit!

            [#########]  You BARBARICALLY REND Citizen[elec][crit 5].

The scales of your tail grow slightly thicker!

Citizen stops existing in this reality.

Citizen is DEAD, R.I.P.
nomnom!

Dwarven priest is near death (5%).
Suddenly the earth beings to tremple. Fiery flames
strike down from the Heavens and burn everything on their path.
                    The Wrath 
                       of 
                     Faerwon 
               A N N I H I L A T E S 
..but The Empyrean heals you.
Dwarven priest stops existing in this reality.
Dwarven priest is DEAD, R.I.P.

A Divine judgement punishes the misleads :D

Hollie Strange is in a good shape (85%).

Hollie Strange practically floats in the air, uplifted by the extremely strong
and chaotic bands of elemental energies!

Hollie Strange flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah zur sanc'

A flaming ice hits you.

That really HURT!

Koraf (report): Ouch, ouch.. that HURTS!

*Demoncore casting tiger claw in 2.

Hollie Strange consults her guide and chants 'scientia et experientia sagitta'

A bolt of knowledge hits you.

You feel something probing your resistances.

That really HURT!

hp: 363 (1327) [-878] sp: 28 (28) [] ep: 150 (429) [] cash: 54780 [] exp:
1042908 []

..WTF.. :(

[#########]  Falnock guard UNCONTROLLABLY GNAWS you[phys][crit 6].
..OUCHIE!

A moment of glory!
You have passed the test to become the leader of the barsoomian race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the barsoomian race.
:P

Your knowledge about Someone's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
Someone says 'rahaaa'  
You feel a knife cut deep into your neck! (MAJOR PAIN!)
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
(Lord Jay) leaves south.
hp: 164 (1305) [-959] sp: 25 (25) [] ep: 430 (436) [-1] cash: 77594 [] exp:
481402 []
Koraf (report): Ouch, ouch.. that HURTS!

Definitely a cunt of a mob that deserved to DAI!

Mr. Greythorn was ran over by a Repu-Train (Choo Choo!)(tm)

********************** Round 5 **********************
 [ ########]  Xortoth socks Greythorn[fire].
 [    #####]  Xortoth thrusts Greythorn[cold].
 [    #####]  Xortoth thrusts Greythorn[cold].
 [        #]  Xortoth nibbles Greythorn[phys].
 [        #]  Xortoth slightly pierces Greythorn[phys].
 [         ]  Xortoth misses Greythorn..
            [   ######]  You jab Greythorn[cold].
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You whack Greythorn[cold][crit 5].
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You cruelly beat Greythorn[cold][crit 5].
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You smash Greythorn[fire][crit 5].
            [        #]  You slightly pierce Greythorn[phys].
            [        #]  You morsel Greythorn[phys].
 [       ##]  Theramon toe-kicks Greythorn[tigr].
[         ]  Theramon misses Greythorn..
[   ######]  Theramon stomp-kicks Greythorn[tigr][crit 4].
 [        #]  Theramon morsels Greythorn[phys].

Succubus touches your groin.

Now you wish you had genitals.

You are done with the chant.
You wave your index finger in air while uttering 'fah zur fehh'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
A flame arrow hits you.
You watch with astonishment as your flame arrow hits yourself.

AMAZING 55 hp damage!!

1st blade is done.. dunno what to think of it tho :D

+--------------------------------=( Vezuri )=----------------------------------
+
| Owner:         Koraf                                                        
|
| Description:   a runed diamond katana 'Vezuri' of elven origin with         
|
| a basket-hilt                                                               
|
| Weapon type:   katana                                                       
|
| Evolution:     1 trait(s)                                                   
|
+---------------------------=( Evolution details )=----------------------------
+
| Ability                   Current Potential    True Potential               
|
| Skill dodge               meager               divine                       
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Diamond                        100%                                         
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                         
|
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                         
|
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                         
|
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                         
|
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       weak                                                   
|
| Sword sharpness:     weak                                                   
|
| Accuracy factor:     paltry                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                 
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                             
|
| Sword sharpness:     superb                                                 
|
| Accuracy factor:     superb                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    magnificent                                            
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.

Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'



Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Koraf IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

?Déjà-vu?

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
 [#########] You BARBARICALLY BASH White queen[fire][crit 6].

HELP!!

\o/

 You raise your Thor's legendary mace of Thunder toward the heights and
mutter, 'Oh mighty Thor, the God of Thunder show your wrath!'

The skies above open and an ENORMOUS flash of lightning dashes down, SCORCHING
Tourist to ashes.

Tourist loses the privilege to live.

  
FINALLY.. Took only about 1 year to max the mace

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
            [#########]  You REALLY WHACK Captain Longbeard[elec][crit 6].

Not bad from a n00b! :P

Gremlin arrives from south.
Gremlin leaves south.
Gremlin arrives from south.
Gremlin leaves south.
Gremlin arrives from south.
Gremlin leaves south.
Gremlin arrives from southwest.
Gremlin leaves southwest.
Gremlin arrives from southwest.
Gremlin leaves east.
Gremlin arrives from southwest.
Gremlin leaves southwest.
Gremlin arrives from southwest.
Gremlin leaves southwest.

EI RAMPATA!

You have surpassed the current ranger lord in skill.
You are now the new ranger lord.
Congratulations! You have just completed Become ranger lord!
Koraf is now Lord of the Rangers

You feel PAIN as Fuming mace of Thunder transforms some of your life-energy to
magical energy for power channeling.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
Koraf [report]: ..OUCH.. Mace of Thunder drained my ass..
hp: 232 (1220) [-440] sp: -459 (19) [+458] ep: 276 (438) [] cash: 46662 []
exp: 1329034 []
Koraf [report]: Ouch, ouch.. that HURTS!

..What a lovely companion..

Sarma tells you 'aamuseksit vedetty sitten torchien tekoon'
Sarma tells you 'ei oo helppoo elamaa duunia o niin pirusti'

You are prepared to do the skill.
Khududra the bar keep has some resistance against electricity damage.
Khududra the bar keep seems almost immune against cold damage.
Khududra the bar keep seems almost immune against physical damage.
Khududra the bar keep seems almost immune against fire damage.

?SKIPPED?

Now you ARE wicked!
You have a new reputation title.

   'The Apocalypse'

********************** Round 1 **********************
            [    #####]  You thrust Red Ridinghood[fire].
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you uncontrollably slash Red Ridinghood making the heart
implode.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You beat Red Ridinghood[fire][crit 5].
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You badly smash Red Ridinghood[elec][crit 5].
Red Ridinghood's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Red Ridinghood is DEAD, R.I.P

THIRTY BAD BARBARIANS                    
+---------------------+------------------------------------------+
|                Name |                Reputation                |
+---------------------+------------------------------------------+
|  1.          Nepnep |                  518830                  |
|  2.         Kiraffi |                  338564                  |
|  3.         Anarkha |                  338098                  |
|  4.           Garok |                  337823                  |
|  5.           Vesku |                  247383                  |
|  6.           Koraf |                  239649                  |
|  7.     Deathseeker |                  218979                  |
|  8.            Tume |                  206633                  |
|  9.           Peelo |                  195982                  |
| 10.           Nuane |                  188737                  |
| 11.            Norz |                  186392                  |
| 12.        Gaurhoth |                  185049                  |
| 13.            Anon |                  183197                  |
| 14.         Crueger |                  156841                  |
| 15.        Thundrax |                  156154                  |
| 16.         Xortoth |                  153058                  |
| 17.          Sareth |                  149609                  |
| 18.          Rankku |                  147779                  |
| 19.         Heretic |                  145982                  |
| 20.      Steelheart |                  145040                  |
| 21.           Routa |                  138574                  |
| 22.            Bmoa |                  132500                  |
| 23.         Pancake |                  130899                  |
| 24.          Fistan |                  122730                  |
| 25.           Smash |                  122151                  |
| 26.          Walciz |                  121340                  |
| 27.            Bort |                  114704                  |
| 28.           Glory |                  108320                  |
| 29.          Kragan |                  104059                  |
| 30.          Andrew |                   99955                  |
+---------------------+------------------------------------------+

Total of 600037774 experience spent on character.

Total of 3959351 (0.65985%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.

Total experience rate (xp/minute): 1089.77

        Lifetime (with reinc tax): 1096.96

Experience lost this reinc: 46435029

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Damage variability.. really helps to kick ASS!

********************** Round 1 **********************
            [  #######]  You slash Merchant[asph].
            [  #######]  You slash Merchant[acid].
            [    #####]  You incise Adventurer[cold].
            [  #######]  You bash Merchant[elec].
            [      ###]  You thump Adventurer[elec].
            [        #]  You slightly pierce Adventurer[phys].
            [        #]  You morsel Adventurer[phys].
            [      ###]  Adventurer cuts you[phys].

Dwarven mage's corpse is burned into char.
Now you ARE wicked!
You have a new reputation title.

   'God Slayer'

Uncanny mace of Thunder is surrounded by FUMING electric magic as it grows
larger.
Heavy beams of electricity crackles all around you as you wield Fuming mace of
Thunder.
You GASP for breath as Fuming mace of Thunder drains all your energy.
Lil more to go..

Happy Birthday BatMUD!
Session summary:

Time: 23 hours 57 minutes 21 seconds
Experience gained: 18242187
Experience lost: 5442040
Experience spent: 13126740
Gold difference: +27708.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 24575
  Hit: 20990 Missed: 2222 Parried: 742 Dodged: 1550 (Tumbled: 929)
  Crits: 755 Stuns: 198 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 3083
  Hit: 1812 Avoided: 1057 Parried: 0 Dodged: 542 (Tumbled: 328)
  Crits: 26 Stuns: 29 (Maneuvered: 18)

HC grind boot.. in my standards
Time: 23 hours 55 minutes 4 seconds
Experience gained: 4221767
Experience lost: 318133
Experience spent: 3769580
Gold difference: -85862.00
New areas explored: 2
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 17841
  Hit: 14770 Missed: 1937 Parried: 597 Dodged: 1385 (Tumbled: 848)
  Crits: 536 Stuns: 150 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 2174
  Hit: 1240 Avoided: 766 Parried: 0 Dodged: 397 (Tumbled: 229)
  Crits: 29 Stuns: 25 (Maneuvered: 14)

A scroll with the spell <demonic gate> inscribed on it.
It is good for a single use, and anyone can read it.
Just type <read demonic gate scroll>
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks very light weight.

As you read the scroll, the ground shakes and a tear in the fabric of space
appears in front of you!
The scroll disappears in a puff of smoke!

a black gate to HELL

It is a one-way rift to some darker realms.
This item is in great condition.
It looks very light weight.
..after 30secs..
The gate fades away into nothingness.

That was ..meh!

********************** Round 3 **********************
Fearless blue dragon howls in agony as the Battleaxe crushes bones!
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY REND Fearless blue dragon.
You tear Fearless blue dragon.
You incise Fearless blue dragon.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You cruelly slash Fearless blue dragon.
You morsel Fearless blue dragon.
You slightly pierce Fearless blue dragon.

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'
Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Koraf IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

Trained total 1% of the skill.
You now have 'Barbaric ways' at 100% without special bonuses.
With current bonuses it is at 100%. Current maximum without bonuses is 100%.
hp: 1005 (1005) [] sp: 24 (24) [] ep: 100 (419) cash: 0 [] exp: 18793
[-1252690]

..Hmm.. barsotune kicking in..
********************** Round 2 **********************
Pertti misses.
Pertti misses.
Pertti misses.
Pertti tumbles Undyingrage's dodge.
Pertti kicks Undyingrage.
Undyingrage jumps up and side-kicks Pertti.
Undyingrage elbows Pertti.
Undyingrage smacks Pertti.
Undyingrage morsels Pertti.
You slightly pierce Pertti.
You slightly pierce Pertti.
You morsel Pertti.
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Koraf         fol  833(1010)   24(  24) 123(419) |  90 |       247580
|
| 1.2   Undyingrage   ldr  840(1236)  802( 838) 560(560) |  93 |       281072
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Pertti is in a good shape (85%).

********************* Round 46 **********************
Ferin lacerates you.
You dodge.
Ferin bites you.
You miss.
You incise Ferin.
You hurt Ferin who seems to become somewhat confused.
You tear Ferin.
You incise Ferin.
Ferin suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Ferin is DEAD, R.I.P.

Merchant winces as you assault him and screams in pain.
Your inhumanly cruel onslaught on Merchant causes him to collapse upon the
ground writhing in sheer agony as he begs and pleads for death to save him
from
the pain!
Merchant exclaims 'That REALLY hurt!' 
Merchant says 'Double ouch..'  
********************** Round 1 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You savagely shave Merchant.
Merchant says 'Bbbaastaard..'    
Naah. Oogga would be pissed if you killed his slave.

Tiger howls in agony as the Battleaxe crushes bones!
Tiger staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Tiger is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 3 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You cruelly slash Mimic.
You incise Mimic.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You cruelly slash Mimic.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You rive Mimic.
You pierce Mimic.
You slightly pierce Mimic.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You really taste Mimic.
Mimic misses.
Neclord incises Mimic.
Mimic moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Mimic is DEAD, R.I.P.
The hair on the shrunken skull necklace burst into flames.
You use necklace to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as
you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Mimic's corpse is burned into char.

You have a new reputation title.

   'Legendary'

hp: 924 (1010) [-86] sp: 24 (24) [] ep: 386 (418) cash: 37847 [] exp: 288421
[]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Koraf         fol  924(1010)   24(  24) 386(418) |  90 |       166857
|
| 2.1   Theramon      ldr  420( 420)  976(1226) 324(324) |  97 |       193955
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Penguin is not in a good shape (45%).
Penguin is noticeably hurt (65%).
Penguin is slightly hurt (70%).
Koraf [report]: 3 round Lure.
You start concentrating on the skill.
Penguin waves its index finger while uttering 'cah mar nak grttzt'
A cold ray hits you.
That really HURT!
Penguin waves its index finger while uttering 'cah mar nak grttzt'
A cold ray hits you.
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
******************** Round 3 (2) ********************
Penguin sticks you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin sticks you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin bites you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin sticks you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin plunges you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin tastes you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin sticks you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Penguin pricks you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


You die.

..Oopsie

Nosunrise {party}: se destaa mut se ei haittaa

..Otto had fast dying bane..
********************** Round 1 **********************
Sarma BARBARICALLY RENDS Otto.
Sarma pierces Otto.
You incise Otto.
You horribly shred Otto.
You shred Otto.
You tear Otto.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You gorge Otto.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You nip Otto.
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Koraf         fol  998(1010)   27(  27) 177(418) |  90 |      1234595
|
| 1.2   Sarma         ldr  986(1321)   31(  31) 252(431) |  96 |      1441498
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Otto is in bad shape (35%).
Otto exclaims 'After we finish this project I am gonna go roast some troll!
Torso Maker creates an atmosphere of terror!
Torso Maker is ready to cut meat!!
********************** Round 2 **********************
Sarma incisively cuts Otto.
Sarma sinks Otto.
You shred Otto.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You BRUTALLY TEAR Otto.
Otto gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Otto is DEAD, R.I.P.

Total of 193198242 (64.2082%) experience spent on character's skills.
Total of 300474335 experience spent on character.
Total of 3959351 (1.31587%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.
Total experience rate (xp/minute): 983.145
        Lifetime (with reinc tax): 996.082
Experience lost this reinc: 13497209
Finally past the 300m..

Session summary:
Time: 16 hours 42 minutes 35 seconds
Experience gained: 1732212
Experience lost: 1228791
Experience spent: 600000
Gold difference: +57581.00
New areas explored: 3
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 5675
  Hit: 4556 Missed: 691 Parried: 238 Dodged: 543 (Tumbled: 353)
  Crits: 164 Stuns: 50 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 1198
  Hit: 700 Avoided: 427 Parried: 0 Dodged: 189 (Tumbled: 118)
  Crits: 13 Stuns: 4 (Maneuvered: 4)

Sometimes everything seems to go bad.. This was one of those boots..

Unfortunate incident imvolving my good friends and aura of hate..

Whirling Portal
A large bulletin board hangs from the wall
Glaurung 'G-Man' ElBastardo the Noble Draconian < humppaa > (horny)
Sarma the Minotaur < humppaa >
Theramon Kinslayer the bony Skeleton is near death
Xlink is unconscious and needs immediate medical care
Mystic arrives from north.
Mystic gets 'green mistletoe' from his HUGE shiny jar.
Mystic starts concentrating on a new spell.
Torso Maker creates an atmosphere of terror!
Torso Maker creates an atmosphere of terror!
hp: 1062 (1062) [] sp: 45 (45) [] ep: 180 (418) cash: 0 [] exp: 1030422 []
Mystic looks at frame.
Theramon starts concentrating on a new skill.
********************** Round 2 **********************
You tumble Theramon's dodge.
You tear Theramon.
You incise Theramon.
You cut Theramon.
You cut Theramon.
Theramon lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
You tear Theramon.
You morsel Theramon.
You slightly pierce Theramon.
You slightly pierce Theramon.
Sarma incisively cuts Theramon.
Sarma pierces Theramon.
Glaurung spanks Xlink.
Glaurung slightly pierces Xlink.
Glaurung morsels Xlink.
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Koraf         fol 1062(1062)   45(  45) 180(418) |  90 |       706474
|
| 1.2   Sarma         ldr 1302(1310)   14(  14)  11(424) |  94 |       836123
|
| 1.3   Glaurung      fol 1101(1128)   22(  22) 173(412) |  60 |       578353
|
| 2.2   Mystic        fol  527( 527)  280(1431) 189(269) |  77 |       710681
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Theramon is near death (-15%).
Xlink is near death (5%).
Blood pours from Xlink's wounds.
Torso Maker creates an atmosphere of terror!
Torso Maker creates an atmosphere of terror!
Mystic (report): [ Theramon unconscious ]
Koraf [report]: Theramon just went unconscious!!
********************** Round 3 **********************
You cut Xlink.
You tear Xlink.
You cut Xlink.
Xlink dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Xlink is DEAD, R.I.P.
Xlink's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
You tear Theramon.
You morsel Theramon.
You morsel Theramon.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You cavitate Theramon.
YUCH, Theramon's entrails spill all over the place.
Theramon is DEAD, R.I.P.
Theramon's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Mystic (party): :)

?And who got all the bad luck from killing players.. :(

Windham gateguard is noticeably hurt (65%).
Windham gateguard says 'You are SO dead! '
********************** Round 3 **********************
You tumble Windham gateguard's dodge.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You slit Windham gateguard.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You cruelly tatter Windham gateguard.
You cut Windham gateguard.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You incisively cut Windham gateguard.
You hurt Windham gateguard who seems to become somewhat confused.
You incise Windham gateguard.
You slightly pierce Windham gateguard.
You morsel Windham gateguard.
Windham gateguard misses.
Windham gateguard misses.
Windham gateguard misses.
Windham gateguard is near death (10%).

BANG  BANG  BANG! ?