Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Lozlo has been promoted to elder nun'.
[Tue Jan 03 23:00:58 2023 Nun inform ]
Sister Lozlo has been promoted to elder.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
Total of 666666666 experience spent on character.
Total of 675000000 experience spent on character.
Lozlo is a level 1 eternal of the Shadow race.
Blayke tells you 'dont tell no one i love the cock'
22337: Lozlo Nidas the Skeleton
575107: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
1146323: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Had some nice eq, but I couldnt lead skie to death, ohwell, my fault, better
luck next time
*** All categories complete! ***
1059326: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie (Wednesday)
699294: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
505705: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
>>======|> Archer Quests Completed <|======<<
Arrow critical hit
Bullet critical hit
Bolt critical hit
Sniper: Pick off a culled target with a single arrow
Fletched: Get a one-hit kill with an arrow on a bird
William Tell: Shoot a bolt through an apple
Nailed Down: Staple a tracking monster
Goliath: Shoot a giant with a sling bullet
Full Moon: Shoot a werewolf with a silver bullet
Nice Shot: do 500+ damage in a single shot
Full Lightning Draw, time for Weak Points
(04:51) @Ramjett zooms around you.
(04:51) Ramjett tells you 'can't relo!'
(04:51) You tell Ramjett 'YOU CANT HELP'
(04:51) You tell Ramjett 'fucking duck'
(04:51) Ramjett tells you 'BUT I HAVE EPOOOWEERR'
(04:51) You tell Tarken (busy) 'blow this chest'
(04:51) You tell Ramjett 'summing!'
(04:52) You tell Ramjett 'get in summable location :D :D'
(04:52) Ramjett tells you 'oh no wonder i couldn't relo :D
Jacen tells you 'carrie underwood is FUCKING HOT and CAN SING!'
Jacen tells you 'shes so hot i dont care that its country'
Experience gained: 3925346
Experience lost: 357
Experience spent: 3955368
Gold difference: +607566.00
Mixmaster too, good day!
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: you were going 1room/message :P
[00:02]:Ewige (party): yeah, cruise goes like 15 rooms
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: thought crappy condition
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: cruise 10 se? :)
[00:02]:Ewige (party): that owrks/
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: ...
[00:02]:Ewige (party): seriously?
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: yes
[00:02]:Ewige (party): well. that helps
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: ohmygod
Nazrix [bat]: then why do you spam us about it
Oh the Irony....
Darvenport [merchant]: AARRRRRRR!!!! We have a new Master Shipwright joining
our ranks! Congratulations to Lozlo!!
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^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Waves crash against the shore and dragons roar!!!
Fireworks burst over the Arelium Shipyards..
Congratulations to our newest Shipwright!
Lozlo
He joins other recent Shipwrights:
Kanis, Stefan, Faisel, Zithromax and Hurin
| 08:09 5126: wandering zombie of Nosay
I'll miss you Nosay, you'll be forever in my Holz
Best day in a long time. Thank you Shinarae.
(01:47) Xyloid tells you 'btw, how old are you? for some reason this morning
it occurred to me that I think my coffee pot
is older than you are'
(01:47) Xyloid tells you 'made me feel fking old :D'
Xyloid tells you 'yep. my coffee maker is 19y old :P'
(05:37) Tarken tells you 'We need a new ss....'
(05:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'for non creeps?'
(05:38) @Tarken nods at you.
(05:38) Tarken tells you 'mostly'
(05:38) You tell Tarken (*EVE Online*) 'aka'
(05:38) Tarken tells you 'not aedos'
(05:38) Tarken tells you 'or artea'
(05:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'not aedos'
Gunk tells you 'i learned something today'
Gunk tells you 'dont chop habaneros and then pick your nose'
07:58]:Ssmud [team+]: plz, NY and Cali have the hottest people. In between
that, people are just regular
07:59]:Ssmud [team+]: because of the standard deviation, populated places such
as NY and Cali have hotter people.
[08:00]:Ssmud [team+]: Unfortunately places such as "upstate" NY have a closer
deviation and they too, are all buttfucking ugly
Ssmud [team+]: triburo area/LI, populated parts of cali, not so much the
outskirts, all hot people
Ssmud [team+]: betweek Cali and NY = average to ugly people, with a few
miricle hot people
Ssmud [team+]: those miricle hot people end up moving to NY or Cali
Ssmud [team+]: thus, increasing our hot people percentage
save
[07:13]:Jacen (team+): lozlo why are you calling me so late?
[07:13]:Jacen (team+): it's kinda hard to talk right now
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): lozlo why are you crying, is everything okay?
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): i gotta whisper cause i cant be too loud
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): whell, pangis in the next room
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): somes i wish he was you
[07:14]:Ssmud [team+]: LOL
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): i guess we never really moved on
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): its really good to hear your voice saying my name
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): it sounds so sweet
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): coming from the lips of an angel
[07:14]:Ssmud [team+]: isnt that nickleback
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): it makes me weak
[07:14]:Ssmud [team+]: youre a fucking homosexual
Total of 401414390 experience spent on character.
01:26 26781: a baboon guard
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| 01:39 446835: a baboon guard
|
Turbo much?
1134329: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
robes
1158764: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
672326: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
466565: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
911088: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
universe
459038: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
955150: Jane, the Goddess
141981: Fazid, the chief of mages
1023450: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
robes
648525: A towering demon, swathed in black
546635: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Sister Alysia the Inquisitor of Las, 682142 exp (party of 9)
So bad...
Ssmud [party]: is fire just hpr?
SSMUD THE NOOB KING
Info: Lozlo is now a flaming homo Leprechaun.
You are done with the chant.
You invoke the powers of ancient gods and chant 'tuo fo wen stanhc'
You resurrect Jacen.
The corpse starts to move and quickly vanishes.
Jacen's ugly face made you jump in fright!
You fumble.
118946: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
You now have dragon shout at 51%.
FEER ME BITCHES!!!!! FEER MEEEEEEE!!!!! HALF WAY
Raven Guard shouts 'Gunk should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'
516412: a black king seeking to rule the world.
1182082: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
560782: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
305054: The Zhentorian Captain is planning here
692543: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
1285779: Kran, the extremely strong cave troll is walking around here
152984: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer
NEVER AGAIN
873422: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
Dutois (team+): dude, apple martinis are delicious
Dutois (team+): whatever pussy, you drunk apple juice
227475: Tom Servo stands here, tasting the brews
Merchant Reinc Skillbook 1 = 10 Knowledge of Identification
113521: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
129257: Geofer, the master gardener of Horn-Durath
1385867: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
569079: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
1404245: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
511937: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
"Tarken" (9:53:39 PM): hey yeah thanks for bailing on me babe, call me
"Tarken" (9:53:44 PM): ach whoops
1326454: Jane, the Goddess
622303: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
1246303: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Pangi cast(s) -> 'I do believe in fairies!'
Pangi is the gay
Dutois (party): whatever, go burn in a puddle.
You feel that you can defend better.
You feel your body has improved.
You feel your will power has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to physical damage.
You feel you are more resistant to electricity.
You now regain mana faster.
You feel more proficient in Tiger claw.
Tiger claw | 114 |
Best Godly Presence ever
Session summary:
Experience gained: 3799643
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 3848240
Gold difference: +77118.00
New areas explored: 7
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 9539
Hit: 6849 Missed: 1551 Parried: 385 Dodged: 1508 (Tumbled: 754)
Crits: 269 Stuns: 147 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 2916
Hit: 1340 Avoided: 1104 Parried: 0 Dodged: 804 (Tumbled: 332)
Crits: 46 Stuns: 16 (Maneuvered: 10)
Total of 300000024 experience spent on character.
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: oh man
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: i took a nap b4
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: an i had a dream
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: and u two talking just reminded me of it
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: it was some gathering
[03:57]:Pwngi [team+]: and ottie was an old black woman with big gold jewlery
[03:57]:Pwngi [team+]: lol
Tixe tells Issen, Tarken, Faisel, Kanis, Dutois and you 'i'm a fucking fancy
lady and don't you pussies forget
it'
Issen squeals 'if you need flex, you suck as a tank.'
Hannibal [nightlife+]: dude...Pangi you don't know what you are talking
about!...Lozlo is a 47-year old, one-legged
Puerto Rican stripper...4' 7"...she's a creepy bitch
That's Me.. :D
1333233: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men
958621: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
735599: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king
Lozlo swings his Whip of arch control, you hear a sharp *SNAP*.
Lozlo foolishly tries to banish an arch and is rm'd for cheating!
Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Lozlo away!
Tixe tells you 'you're worth 270m?'
Tixe tells you 'I'll catch you soon'
You tell Tixe 'what're you?'
Tixe tells you 'only 40m :D'
Nomiculious [party]: we kill 1 mob without eq, chat and idle for 30 minutes,
rate still better than ramjett can solo.
Issen tells you 'wtf?'
Issen tells you 'i am so fucking confused'
Issen tells you 'i am 1) really drunk and b) nfc what you area talking aboutt'
Issen tells you 'yes, NOFUCKINGCLUE you dirty apee!!!'
Issen tells you 'and ufucknin proud'
Issen tells you 'i cannot soell your name, fuck'
Issen tells you 'whyfor do you notANSWER ME''
945550: Hyperion, the ancient Titan
No Rune
Total of 250513379 experience spent on character.
505947: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders (NL+)
Issen {party}: fuck i just mistyped pangi as lozlo
199651: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic
Statless Tome ...
603912: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Someonerobbing shouts 'Dutois should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher
challenge!'
06:13]:Lord Tarken <team+>: What the hell is a dubeque?
[06:14]:Lord Tarken <team+>: sounds like some dance you do covered in bbq
sauce to disco music
Great Weekend, made like 10m exp or somehting, got pulsating wyvern, and also
4th tentacle. Was fun.
The forest is fresh and some birds fly around singing. There are trees and
bushes around, but here is still plenty of room. Its not a thick forest,
just a very large one. You feel a friendliness and motherly care here.
Above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky. A breeze blows around you.
Obvious exits are: w, n and s.
'Azriel', a pulsating unicorn [Yours]
Azriel, Gargamel's cat
OMGAAAAAAAH
lead azriel
p report Leading Mount
You are prepared to do the skill.
You prod Azriel in your attempt to kill it.
Azriel rubs its head in pain.
Your mount throws you!
lead azriel
p report Leading Mount
shit =D
Dutois tells you 'i am sober probably'
party report Hit by a [chaos bolt]
I AM KING OF THE RETARDS
Nerzhul tells you 'this is more than sparta'
Nerzhul tells you 'this is BATMUD!'
Experience gained: 8975430
Amd (party): I'll tank :d
Amd is DEAD, R.I.P.
Ghost of Amd (party): :D
Ghost of Amd (party): shit happens
Lozlo [wanted]: and inquiry just so i can see taxes
Sunnynen [wanted]: why do i always read your name wrong...
=D
371968: Laingan the perverted Valheru jailer
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you SAVAGELY BELLY SMASH Customer ripping out a still
heart
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you strike Bureaucrat causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
tentacle ftl
399393: Nosractik, the king of the orcs
800149: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
624042: Hera, Goddess of the Earth
432452: Behemoth, a giant demon summoned forth by Iana stands here.
643397: Abriel, the bishop of Brimshire
Never Again....BUT i was the first folklorist to study it!
16525: Lozlo the Barsoomian
1294097: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
309902: Patrick Amberley
Blacksmith calls for a dicing.
Lozlo rolls: 81.
Blacksmith rolls: 76.
Nosunrise rolls: 36.
Hallu rolls: 12.
Wis Boots FTW
146146: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here.
Did Razzie today...
Lozlo rolls: 98.
Lotheac rolls: 96.
Nosunrise rolls: 91.
Woocca rolls: 82.
Mallarch rolls: 68.
Hurin rolls: 60.
Derivator rolls: 44.
Cielgi rolls: 43.
Alakhai rolls: 8.
538126: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Woocca rolls: 99.
Alakhai rolls: 91.
Nosunrise rolls: 79.
Ellash rolls: 67.
Daerid rolls: 49.
Lozlo rolls: 34.
Nu rolls: 22.
Cielgi rolls: 16.
Brurin rolls: 4.
Guild level: 35.
Joined: Thu Mar 06 00:20:17 2008.
Reputation: Walking Earthquake
Reputation bar:
[XX.]
Reputation: (20001)
469411: Kurgan the valheru blademaster
720142: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Vikings (Members: 5) | Exp Tot: 680680
|
| Created: Mon Apr 21 19:39:08 2008 ( 4h 29m 11s) | Exp/min: 2521
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1 Mace ldr 618( 977) 257( 764) 349(349) | 77 | 159166
|
| 1.2 Lozlo fol 659(1363) 27( 27) 381(382) | 85 | 124431
|
| 2.1 Molotov fol 819( 819) 1310(1334) 399(399) | 100 | 137176
|
| 2.2 Mathieu fol 792( 798) 310(1169) 227(235) | 90 | 128772
|
| 3.2 Zhagaal fol 722( 722) 647(1545) 243(243) | 88 | 131135
|
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680680: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos |
4,201m mithril
633399: Morden the Shadowman
336746: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
Nu rolls: 90.
Ottie rolls: 56.
Cannedheat rolls: 54.
Lozlo rolls: 49.
Imperator rolls: 45.
Boot rolls: 8.
Gurth rolls: 7.
got the armour :(
The vampire wizard Soy (undead), 204526 exp (party of 2)
475135: Sable's own personal Ranger guard
354692: Sable's own personal Ranger guard
5397: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
241107: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord |
Blayke tells you 'you pwnd me!'
Ruuben [merchant]: All hail Lozlo!!! He has truly earned the rank of Master
Merchant, and built for himself an incredibly powerful toolbelt!
Total of 100057005 experience spent on character.
6man:
402789: Nosractik, the king of the orcs
1075746: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
Session summary:
Time: 6 hours 48 minutes 49 seconds
Experience gained: 1317557
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1201114
Gold difference: +101127.00
New areas explored: 42
Experience gained: 1466535
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1425677
Gold difference: +170.00
New areas explored: 48
Session summary:
Experience gained: 2005301
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 2037670
Gold difference: -25599.00
New areas explored: 22
Battle skill summary:
Hits: 3314 Misses: 1405 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 50
Criticals: 100 Dodges: 526 Tumbles: 347 Stunned Maneuvers: 9
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Crawen forcing the heart to incinerate.
266429: The enormous Frog of war
Session summary:
Time: 13 hours 47 minutes 25 seconds
Experience gained: 2337394
Experience lost: 417746
Experience spent: 1492667
Gold difference: +21478.00
New areas explored: 139
Battle skill summary:
Hits: 2280 Misses: 1433 Parries: 100 Ripostes: 55 Stuns: 26
Criticals: 66 Dodges: 577 Tumbles: 271 Stunned Maneuvers: 6
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: L & D (Members: 3) | Exp Tot: 3063668
|
| Created: Tue Aug 07 21:56:47 2007 ( 4h 22m 18s) | Exp/min: 11648
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.3 Dutois ldr 25( 605) 74( 311) 13(213) | 73 | 1536725
|
| ?.? Lozlo mbr 1(1096) 1( 16) -1(357) | 60 | 1258063
|
| ?.? Kheldor dead 1( 595) 1073( 678) 474(368) | 100 | 71829
|
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Troll successfully parries your slash.
...AND counterattacks with ferocity.
You miss Troll.
Smiling devilishly Troll horribly thrusts you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
Troll misses you.
Smiling devilishly Troll cruelly gnaws you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp: -90 (1051) [-942] sp: 15 (15) [] ep: 320 (337) cash: 0 [] exp: 76448 []
[merchant]: Lozlo has finished creating his toolbelt!
Tier 1 done!
Nazrix [bat]: anyone know a good place to buy real swords, for combat, not
replica of unfeasable weapons
Nazrix [bat]: I want sword for self defense to go with guns
Nazrix [bat]: If someone breaks in I want my revolver and cutlass for
defending