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Posted: 04 Jan 2023 00:57 [ permalink ]
Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Lozlo has been promoted to elder nun'.



[Tue Jan 03 23:00:58 2023 Nun inform ]
Sister Lozlo has been promoted to elder.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
Posted: 21 Nov 2020 21:09 [ permalink ]
Total of 666666666 experience spent on character.
Posted: 19 Dec 2017 17:05 [ permalink ]
Total of 675000000 experience spent on character.
Lozlo is a level 1 eternal of the Shadow race.
Posted: 25 Feb 2012 01:25 [ permalink ]
Blayke tells you 'dont tell no one i love the cock'
Posted: 31 May 2011 03:20 [ permalink ]
22337: Lozlo Nidas the Skeleton  
Posted: 16 May 2011 07:05 [ permalink ]
575107: Kitiara the Dragon highlord 
1146323: Lord Soth the Death Knight   
Had some nice eq, but I couldnt lead skie to death, ohwell, my fault, better
luck next time
Posted: 12 May 2011 05:39 [ permalink ]
*** All categories complete! ***
Posted: 07 May 2011 02:28 [ permalink ]
1059326: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie (Wednesday)
699294: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter 
505705: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare   
Posted: 27 Apr 2011 07:26 [ permalink ]
>>======|> Archer Quests Completed <|======<<
Arrow critical hit
Bullet critical hit
Bolt critical hit
Sniper: Pick off a culled target with a single arrow
Fletched: Get a one-hit kill with an arrow on a bird
William Tell: Shoot a bolt through an apple
Nailed Down: Staple a tracking monster
Goliath: Shoot a giant with a sling bullet
Full Moon: Shoot a werewolf with a silver bullet
Nice Shot: do 500+ damage in a single shot
Full Lightning Draw, time for Weak Points
Posted: 26 Mar 2011 04:55 [ permalink ]
(04:51) @Ramjett zooms around you.
(04:51) Ramjett tells you 'can't relo!'
(04:51) You tell Ramjett 'YOU CANT HELP'
(04:51) You tell Ramjett 'fucking duck'
(04:51) Ramjett tells you 'BUT I HAVE EPOOOWEERR'
(04:51) You tell Tarken (busy) 'blow this chest'
(04:51) You tell Ramjett 'summing!'
(04:52) You tell Ramjett 'get in summable location :D :D'
(04:52) Ramjett tells you 'oh no wonder i couldn't relo :D
Posted: 07 Jan 2011 08:06 [ permalink ]
Jacen tells you 'carrie underwood is FUCKING HOT and CAN SING!'
Jacen tells you 'shes so hot i dont care that its country'
Posted: 17 Dec 2010 06:30 [ permalink ]
Experience gained: 3925346
Experience lost: 357
Experience spent: 3955368
Gold difference: +607566.00

Mixmaster too, good day!
Posted: 15 Dec 2010 00:03 [ permalink ]
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: you were going 1room/message :P
[00:02]:Ewige (party): yeah, cruise goes like 15 rooms
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: thought crappy condition
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: cruise 10 se? :)
[00:02]:Ewige (party): that owrks/
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: ...
[00:02]:Ewige (party): seriously?
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: yes
[00:02]:Ewige (party): well. that helps
[00:02]:Lozlo [party]: ohmygod
Posted: 14 Nov 2010 22:53 [ permalink ]
Nazrix [bat]: then why do you spam us about it


Oh the Irony....
Posted: 11 Nov 2010 04:01 [ permalink ]
Darvenport [merchant]: AARRRRRRR!!!! We have a new Master Shipwright joining
our ranks! Congratulations to Lozlo!!
                    |    |    |
                   )_)  )_)  )_)
                  )___))___))___)\
                 )____)____)_____)\\
               _____|____|____|____\\\__
      ---------                   /---------
        ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
          ^^^^      ^^^^     ^^^    ^^
               ^^^^      ^^^
Waves crash against the shore and dragons roar!!!
    Fireworks burst over the Arelium Shipyards..
    Congratulations to our newest Shipwright!
                      Lozlo
He joins other recent Shipwrights:
Kanis, Stefan, Faisel, Zithromax and Hurin
Posted: 08 Nov 2010 08:11 [ permalink ]
| 08:09    5126: wandering zombie of Nosay   
I'll miss you Nosay, you'll be forever in my Holz
Posted: 08 Nov 2010 05:40 [ permalink ]
Best day in a long time. Thank you Shinarae.
Posted: 17 Oct 2010 01:48 [ permalink ]
(01:47) Xyloid tells you 'btw, how old are you? for some reason this morning
it occurred to me that I think my coffee pot
 is older than you are'
(01:47) Xyloid tells you 'made me feel fking old :D'
Xyloid tells you 'yep. my coffee maker is 19y old :P'
Posted: 13 Oct 2010 05:39 [ permalink ]
(05:37) Tarken tells you 'We need a new ss....'
(05:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'for non creeps?'
(05:38) @Tarken nods at you.
(05:38) Tarken tells you 'mostly'
(05:38) You tell Tarken (*EVE Online*) 'aka'
(05:38) Tarken tells you 'not aedos'
(05:38) Tarken tells you 'or artea'
(05:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'not aedos'
Posted: 14 Sep 2010 05:32 [ permalink ]
Gunk tells you 'i learned something today'
Gunk tells you 'dont chop habaneros and then pick your nose'
Posted: 27 Aug 2010 08:05 [ permalink ]
07:58]:Ssmud [team+]: plz, NY and Cali have the hottest people. In between
that, people are just regular
07:59]:Ssmud [team+]: because of the standard deviation, populated places such
as NY and Cali have hotter people.
[08:00]:Ssmud [team+]: Unfortunately places such as "upstate" NY have a closer
deviation and they too, are all buttfucking ugly
Ssmud [team+]: triburo area/LI, populated parts of cali, not so much the
outskirts, all hot people
Ssmud [team+]: betweek Cali and NY = average to ugly people, with a few
miricle hot people
Ssmud [team+]: those miricle hot people end up moving to NY or Cali
Ssmud [team+]: thus, increasing our hot people percentage
Posted: 27 Aug 2010 07:16 [ permalink ]
save
[07:13]:Jacen (team+): lozlo why are you calling me so late?
[07:13]:Jacen (team+): it's kinda hard to talk right now
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): lozlo why are you crying, is everything okay?
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): i gotta whisper cause i cant be too loud
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): whell, pangis in the next room
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): somes i wish he was you
[07:14]:Ssmud [team+]: LOL
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): i guess we never really moved on
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): its really good to hear your voice saying my name
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): it sounds so sweet
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): coming from the lips of an angel
[07:14]:Ssmud [team+]: isnt that nickleback
[07:14]:Jacen (team+): it makes me weak
[07:14]:Ssmud [team+]: youre a fucking homosexual
Posted: 23 Aug 2010 08:05 [ permalink ]
Total of 401414390 experience spent on character.
Posted: 23 Aug 2010 01:40 [ permalink ]
 01:26   26781: a baboon guard                                                
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| 01:39  446835: a baboon guard                                               
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Turbo much?
Posted: 18 Aug 2010 20:54 [ permalink ]
1134329: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
robes  
Posted: 17 Aug 2010 22:43 [ permalink ]
1158764: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead 
Posted: 16 Aug 2010 23:30 [ permalink ]
672326: the black reaver is here searching for his prey  
466565: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever          
911088: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
universe  
459038: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 16 Aug 2010 20:14 [ permalink ]
955150: Jane, the Goddess 
Posted: 11 Aug 2010 04:06 [ permalink ]
141981: Fazid, the chief of mages  
Posted: 11 Aug 2010 03:45 [ permalink ]
Tenji....I led!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 23:14 [ permalink ]
1023450: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
robes   
Posted: 03 Aug 2010 22:51 [ permalink ]
648525: A towering demon, swathed in black  
Posted: 03 Aug 2010 22:32 [ permalink ]
546635: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster  
Posted: 03 Aug 2010 09:18 [ permalink ]
Sister Alysia the Inquisitor of Las, 682142 exp (party of 9)

So bad...

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 02:26 [ permalink ]
Mage GM, Tom, Dread
Posted: 01 Jun 2010 07:20 [ permalink ]
Ssmud [party]: is fire just hpr?

SSMUD THE NOOB KING
Posted: 28 May 2010 03:46 [ permalink ]
Info: Lozlo is now a flaming homo Leprechaun.
Posted: 16 May 2010 18:41 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You invoke the powers of ancient gods and chant 'tuo fo wen stanhc'
You resurrect Jacen.
The corpse starts to move and quickly vanishes.
Jacen's ugly face made you jump in fright!
You fumble.
Posted: 13 May 2010 04:28 [ permalink ]
118946: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner 
Posted: 02 May 2010 03:13 [ permalink ]
You now have dragon shout at 51%.

FEER ME BITCHES!!!!! FEER MEEEEEEE!!!!! HALF WAY 
Posted: 26 Apr 2010 05:39 [ permalink ]
Raven Guard shouts 'Gunk should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'
Posted: 30 Mar 2010 02:04 [ permalink ]
516412: a black king seeking to rule the world.  
Posted: 30 Mar 2010 01:37 [ permalink ]
1182082: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master   
Posted: 28 Mar 2010 02:54 [ permalink ]
560782: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders 
Posted: 27 Mar 2010 05:55 [ permalink ]
305054: The Zhentorian Captain is planning here   
Posted: 18 Mar 2010 00:31 [ permalink ]
692543: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster   
Posted: 13 Mar 2010 20:07 [ permalink ]
1285779: Kran, the extremely strong cave troll is walking around here    
Posted: 13 Mar 2010 08:43 [ permalink ]
 152984: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer  

NEVER AGAIN
Posted: 13 Mar 2010 07:34 [ permalink ]
873422: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.  
Posted: 12 Mar 2010 02:22 [ permalink ]
Dutois (team+): dude, apple martinis are delicious
Dutois (team+): whatever pussy, you drunk apple juice

Posted: 25 Feb 2010 02:00 [ permalink ]
227475: Tom Servo stands here, tasting the brews  
Posted: 10 Dec 2009 05:15 [ permalink ]
Merchant Reinc Skillbook 1 = 10 Knowledge of Identification
Posted: 22 Nov 2009 06:22 [ permalink ]
113521: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner   
Posted: 20 Nov 2009 23:04 [ permalink ]
129257: Geofer, the master gardener of Horn-Durath    
Posted: 09 Nov 2009 03:25 [ permalink ]
 1385867: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood   
Posted: 08 Nov 2009 05:39 [ permalink ]
569079: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 06 Nov 2009 07:42 [ permalink ]
1404245: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys   
Posted: 03 Nov 2009 06:39 [ permalink ]
511937: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe   
Posted: 02 Nov 2009 04:54 [ permalink ]
"Tarken" (9:53:39 PM): hey yeah thanks for bailing on me babe, call me
"Tarken" (9:53:44 PM): ach whoops
Posted: 31 Oct 2009 06:28 [ permalink ]
773302: the black dread 
Posted: 30 Oct 2009 01:11 [ permalink ]
1326454: Jane, the Goddess   
Posted: 24 Oct 2009 02:20 [ permalink ]
 622303: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
Posted: 23 Oct 2009 08:41 [ permalink ]
1246303: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows  
Posted: 22 Oct 2009 05:28 [ permalink ]
Pangi cast(s) -> 'I do believe in fairies!'

Pangi is the gay
Posted: 13 Oct 2009 05:13 [ permalink ]
Dutois (party): whatever, go burn in a puddle.
Posted: 29 Sep 2009 04:56 [ permalink ]
You feel that you can defend better.
You feel your body has improved.
You feel your will power has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to physical damage.
You feel you are more resistant to electricity.
You now regain mana faster.
You feel more proficient in Tiger claw.

Tiger claw                     | 114 |

Best Godly Presence ever
Posted: 20 Aug 2009 10:20 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Experience gained: 3799643
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 3848240
Gold difference: +77118.00
New areas explored: 7
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 9539
  Hit: 6849 Missed: 1551 Parried: 385 Dodged: 1508 (Tumbled: 754)
  Crits: 269 Stuns: 147 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 2916
  Hit: 1340 Avoided: 1104 Parried: 0 Dodged: 804 (Tumbled: 332)
  Crits: 46 Stuns: 16 (Maneuvered: 10)
Posted: 20 Aug 2009 01:19 [ permalink ]
Total of 300000024 experience spent on character.
Posted: 07 Aug 2009 03:58 [ permalink ]
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: oh man 
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: i took a nap b4 
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: an i had a dream 
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: and u two talking just reminded me of it 
[03:56]:Pwngi [team+]: it was some gathering 
[03:57]:Pwngi [team+]: and ottie was an old black woman with big gold jewlery 
[03:57]:Pwngi [team+]: lol 
Posted: 02 Aug 2009 03:15 [ permalink ]
Tixe tells Issen, Tarken, Faisel, Kanis, Dutois and you 'i'm a fucking fancy
lady and don't you pussies forget
it'
Posted: 15 Jul 2009 04:42 [ permalink ]
Issen squeals 'if you need flex, you suck as a tank.'
Posted: 13 Jul 2009 02:18 [ permalink ]
Hannibal [nightlife+]: dude...Pangi you don't know what you are talking
about!...Lozlo is a 47-year old, one-legged
Puerto Rican stripper...4' 7"...she's a creepy bitch

That's Me.. :D
Posted: 09 Jul 2009 02:59 [ permalink ]
1333233: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men 
Posted: 24 Jun 2009 10:12 [ permalink ]
 958621: Inra the valheru god (unholy)  
Posted: 19 Jun 2009 20:33 [ permalink ]
 735599: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king  
Posted: 04 Jun 2009 06:13 [ permalink ]
Lozlo swings his Whip of arch control, you hear a sharp *SNAP*.
Lozlo foolishly tries to banish an arch and is rm'd for cheating!
Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Lozlo away!
Posted: 04 May 2009 23:34 [ permalink ]
Tixe tells you 'you're worth 270m?'
Tixe tells you 'I'll catch you soon'
You tell Tixe 'what're you?'
Tixe tells you 'only 40m :D'
Posted: 01 May 2009 06:59 [ permalink ]
Nomiculious [party]: we kill 1 mob without eq, chat and idle for 30 minutes,
rate still better than ramjett can solo.
Posted: 06 Apr 2009 02:51 [ permalink ]
Issen tells you 'wtf?'
Issen tells you 'i am so fucking confused'
Issen tells you 'i am 1) really drunk and b) nfc what you area talking aboutt'
Issen tells you 'yes, NOFUCKINGCLUE you dirty apee!!!'
Issen tells you 'and ufucknin proud'
Issen tells you 'i cannot soell your name, fuck'
Issen tells you 'whyfor do you notANSWER ME''
Posted: 04 Apr 2009 19:27 [ permalink ]
 945550: Hyperion, the ancient Titan   
No Rune
Posted: 29 Mar 2009 19:09 [ permalink ]
Total of 250513379 experience spent on character.
Posted: 27 Mar 2009 04:29 [ permalink ]
505947: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders  (NL+)
Posted: 22 Mar 2009 05:13 [ permalink ]
Issen {party}: fuck i just mistyped pangi as lozlo
Posted: 21 Mar 2009 15:21 [ permalink ]
199651: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic   

Statless Tome ...
Posted: 18 Mar 2009 03:43 [ permalink ]
603912: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur   
Posted: 12 Mar 2009 23:22 [ permalink ]
Someonerobbing shouts 'Dutois should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher
challenge!'
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 06:14 [ permalink ]
06:13]:Lord Tarken <team+>: What the hell is a dubeque? 
[06:14]:Lord Tarken <team+>: sounds like some dance you do covered in bbq
sauce to disco music 
Posted: 02 Mar 2009 14:41 [ permalink ]
Great Weekend, made like 10m exp or somehting, got pulsating wyvern, and also
4th tentacle. Was fun.
Posted: 01 Mar 2009 04:17 [ permalink ]
The forest is fresh and some birds fly around singing. There are trees and
bushes around, but here is still plenty of room. Its not a thick forest,
just a very large one. You feel a friendliness and motherly care here.
Above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky. A breeze blows around you.
Obvious exits are: w, n and s.
'Azriel', a pulsating unicorn [Yours]
Azriel, Gargamel's cat
OMGAAAAAAAH


lead azriel
p report Leading Mount
You are prepared to do the skill.
You prod Azriel in your attempt to kill it.
Azriel rubs its head in pain.
Your mount throws you!
lead azriel
p report Leading Mount
 
shit =D
Posted: 20 Feb 2009 08:26 [ permalink ]
Dutois tells you 'i am sober probably'
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 22:25 [ permalink ]
party report Hit by a [chaos bolt]
I AM KING OF THE RETARDS
Posted: 09 Feb 2009 02:17 [ permalink ]
Nerzhul tells you 'this is more than sparta'
Nerzhul tells you 'this is BATMUD!'
Posted: 08 Feb 2009 06:55 [ permalink ]
Experience gained: 8975430
Posted: 01 Feb 2009 04:31 [ permalink ]
Zoo today. Gemplate ftw
Posted: 29 Jan 2009 05:37 [ permalink ]
Amd (party): I'll tank :d
Amd is DEAD, R.I.P.
Ghost of Amd (party): :D
Ghost of Amd (party): shit happens
Posted: 28 Jan 2009 22:58 [ permalink ]
Lozlo [wanted]: and inquiry just so i can see taxes
Sunnynen [wanted]: why do i always read your name wrong...

=D
Posted: 24 Jan 2009 23:16 [ permalink ]
371968: Laingan the perverted Valheru jailer    
Posted: 20 Jan 2009 04:54 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you SAVAGELY BELLY SMASH Customer ripping out a still
heart
Posted: 17 Jan 2009 22:52 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you strike Bureaucrat causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
tentacle ftl
Posted: 09 Nov 2008 18:34 [ permalink ]
399393: Nosractik, the king of the orcs    
800149: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.    
624042: Hera, Goddess of the Earth 
432452: Behemoth, a giant demon summoned forth by Iana stands here.   
Posted: 08 Nov 2008 19:30 [ permalink ]
643397: Abriel, the bishop of Brimshire 

Never Again....BUT i was the first folklorist to study it!
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 01:05 [ permalink ]
 16525: Lozlo the Barsoomian   
Posted: 07 Aug 2008 07:21 [ permalink ]
1294097: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead  
Posted: 04 Aug 2008 22:47 [ permalink ]
309902: Patrick Amberley 

Blacksmith calls for a dicing.
Lozlo rolls: 81.
Blacksmith rolls: 76.
Nosunrise rolls: 36.
Hallu rolls: 12.

Wis Boots FTW
Posted: 29 Jul 2008 18:38 [ permalink ]
146146: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here. 
Posted: 27 Jul 2008 22:01 [ permalink ]
Did Razzie today...

Lozlo rolls: 98.
Lotheac rolls: 96.
Nosunrise rolls: 91.
Woocca rolls: 82.
Mallarch rolls: 68.
Hurin rolls: 60.
Derivator rolls: 44.
Cielgi rolls: 43.
Alakhai rolls: 8.
Posted: 24 Jul 2008 01:04 [ permalink ]
538126: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe  

Woocca rolls: 99.
Alakhai rolls: 91.
Nosunrise rolls: 79.
Ellash rolls: 67.
Daerid rolls: 49.
Lozlo rolls: 34.
Nu rolls: 22.
Cielgi rolls: 16.
Brurin rolls: 4.
Posted: 04 May 2008 07:43 [ permalink ]
Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Thu Mar 06 00:20:17 2008.
Reputation:  Walking Earthquake
Reputation bar:
[XX.]
Reputation: (20001)
Posted: 25 Apr 2008 10:48 [ permalink ]
469411: Kurgan the valheru blademaster 
720142: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power
Posted: 22 Apr 2008 00:08 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Vikings                      (Members:  5) | Exp Tot:    680680
|
| Created: Mon Apr 21 19:39:08 2008        ( 4h 29m 11s) | Exp/min:      2521
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1   Mace          ldr  618( 977)  257( 764) 349(349) |  77 |       159166
|
| 1.2   Lozlo         fol  659(1363)   27(  27) 381(382) |  85 |       124431
|
| 2.1   Molotov       fol  819( 819) 1310(1334) 399(399) | 100 |       137176
|
| 2.2   Mathieu       fol  792( 798)  310(1169) 227(235) |  90 |       128772
|
| 3.2   Zhagaal       fol  722( 722)  647(1545) 243(243) |  88 |       131135
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
680680: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos                                    |
4,201m mithril
Posted: 05 Apr 2008 09:09 [ permalink ]
633399: Morden the Shadowman 
Posted: 24 Mar 2008 07:37 [ permalink ]
336746: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.  
Nu rolls: 90.
Ottie rolls: 56.
Cannedheat rolls: 54.
Lozlo rolls: 49.
Imperator rolls: 45.
Boot rolls: 8.
Gurth rolls: 7.
got the armour :(
Posted: 22 Mar 2008 05:46 [ permalink ]
26647: Lozlo the Clone
Posted: 07 Mar 2008 06:42 [ permalink ]
The vampire wizard Soy (undead), 204526 exp (party of 2)
Posted: 16 Feb 2008 10:32 [ permalink ]
  475135: Sable's own personal Ranger guard  
354692: Sable's own personal Ranger guard 
 5397: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger  
Posted: 06 Feb 2008 06:54 [ permalink ]
  241107: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord                                        |
Posted: 04 Feb 2008 22:55 [ permalink ]
Blayke tells you 'you pwnd me!'
Posted: 31 Dec 2007 08:03 [ permalink ]
Ruuben [merchant]: All hail Lozlo!!! He has truly earned the rank of Master
Merchant, and built for himself an incredibly powerful toolbelt!
Posted: 05 Dec 2007 23:50 [ permalink ]
 Total of 100057005 experience spent on character.
Posted: 21 Oct 2007 02:54 [ permalink ]
6man:
402789: Nosractik, the king of the orcs  
1075746: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies. 
Posted: 18 Oct 2007 05:17 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 6 hours 48 minutes 49 seconds
Experience gained: 1317557
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1201114
Gold difference: +101127.00
New areas explored: 42

Posted: 13 Oct 2007 05:31 [ permalink ]
Experience gained: 1466535
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1425677
Gold difference: +170.00
New areas explored: 48

Posted: 04 Oct 2007 05:36 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Experience gained: 2005301
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 2037670
Gold difference: -25599.00
New areas explored: 22
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 3314 Misses: 1405 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 50
 Criticals: 100 Dodges: 526 Tumbles: 347 Stunned Maneuvers: 9
Posted: 10 Sep 2007 04:31 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Crawen forcing the heart to incinerate.
Posted: 24 Aug 2007 04:32 [ permalink ]
266429: The enormous Frog of war
Posted: 15 Aug 2007 05:13 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 13 hours 47 minutes 25 seconds
Experience gained: 2337394
Experience lost: 417746
Experience spent: 1492667
Gold difference: +21478.00
New areas explored: 139
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 2280 Misses: 1433 Parries: 100 Ripostes: 55 Stuns: 26
 Criticals: 66 Dodges: 577 Tumbles: 271 Stunned Maneuvers: 6
Posted: 08 Aug 2007 04:25 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: L & D                        (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   3063668
|
| Created: Tue Aug 07 21:56:47 2007        ( 4h 22m 18s) | Exp/min:     11648
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.3   Dutois        ldr   25( 605)   74( 311)  13(213) |  73 |      1536725
|
| ?.?   Lozlo         mbr    1(1096)    1(  16)  -1(357) |  60 |      1258063
|
| ?.?   Kheldor      dead    1( 595) 1073( 678) 474(368) | 100 |        71829
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Posted: 06 Aug 2007 10:28 [ permalink ]
Troll successfully parries your slash.
 ...AND counterattacks with ferocity.
You miss Troll.
Smiling devilishly Troll horribly thrusts you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
Troll misses you.
Smiling devilishly Troll cruelly gnaws you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp: -90 (1051) [-942] sp: 15 (15) [] ep: 320 (337) cash: 0 [] exp: 76448 []

Posted: 16 Apr 2007 02:00 [ permalink ]
[merchant]: Lozlo has finished creating his toolbelt!
Tier 1 done!
Posted: 17 Mar 2007 04:30 [ permalink ]
Nazrix [bat]: anyone know a good place to buy real swords, for combat, not
replica of unfeasable weapons

Nazrix [bat]: I want sword for self defense to go with guns

Nazrix [bat]: If someone breaks in I want my revolver and cutlass for
defending