ROYAL FLUSH!!! YOU HAVE JUST WON A JACKPOT TOTAL OF 4123850 gold ! ! ! !

You can hear Lysander bathing in a huge pile of coins!

Once again you find yourself in a hate fueled dream. It is then Naberius
appears before you.



Naberius explains, 'Master, our demonic bond is now complete. But I still
cannot be freed from my prison. Master, I present you with a new ability.. the
ability to enter the realm of the demons. It is only here where our strength
can reach its peak and I may some day become free to travel between these
worlds.'



And as he finishes his last word, the demon is gone. The demon spoke of the
world of the demons; what is this place? Should you dare attempt to travel
there?



Your bond with Naberius becomes stronger as you reach demonic bond level 5.

The demonic bond is complete.

Your dagger now has the ability to slice a tear in the fabric of time, opening
a portal to the demon world.

Your dagger is now attuned to killing humans.

The demon accepts your offering..

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.

Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.

Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'

Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'

Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'



Groo's voice echoes in the skies...

  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!

  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!

  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!

  Lysander IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!! And the Winner is:
Lysander!!!!!Task Point lottery winner! You receive 519 task points.

(20:36) Wannabezeke tells you 'jätkä ajo mut massia areoilta ulos vuosia
sitte'
(20:36) @Wannabezeke sniffs at you.
(20:37) @Wannabezeke pets you on the head.
(20:38) Wannabezeke tells you 'kaikilta'
(20:38) Wannabezeke tells you 'lampun hakkaajaksi joutu'
(20:38) Wannabezeke tells you 'paskin massi homma evö'
(20:38) @Wannabezeke says 'sí' to you.
(20:38) Wannabezeke tells you 'täsä saa ku VAAN massia'
(20:38) Wannabezeke tells you 'ei expoja repuja jne'
(20:39) Wannabezeke tells you 'täsähä o scrollin kirouski'
(20:39) Wannabezeke tells you 'kaverit alkaa heittaan'
(20:39) Wannabezeke tells you 'friends listi o vaan "scrollin ostajat" lista
enää'
(20:39) Wannabezeke tells you 'ei tuu partyjä enää'
(20:39) Wannabezeke tells you 'vajoaa itsesääliin'
(20:40) Wannabezeke tells you 'elämältä putoo pohja'
(20:40) Wannabezeke tells you 'itsetuhoiset ajatukset valtaavat mielen'
(20:40) Wannabezeke tells you 'ranteet'
(20:40) @Wannabezeke falls down in a dramatic death-struggle before you.
(20:40) Wannabezeke tells you ':D'
(20:40) Wannabezeke tells you 'ei vittu :DD'
(20:40) Wannabezeke tells you 'lähti lapasesta :D'

You exclaim 'Knock, knock. Guess who!'

You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!

Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'. YOU ARE A NO GOOD
HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!

You grab your fishing rod and head for a peaceful fishing session. After a
minute or two you catch a fish! Fighting hard you bring the fish to shore. 
You have caught a 359 gram goose.

Tikku tells you 'SUOSITTELEN ehkä tyhjäkäyntiä tunni pari alkuun :D
Tikku tells you 'AUTO MUUTTUU HETKESSÄ PAKASTIMEKSI JOS JÄÄ VÄLILLE!
Tikku tells you 'ENKÄ HALUU ETTÄ PIZZA-MAN DIES crawl under hut VOLVO
Alias master Tikku.

Tikku tells you 'hernekeittoo kyl kinkku o crawl under hut' Tikku tells you
':D' Tikku tells you 'oho,alias iski :D'

Tikku tells you 'PITSA-MAN MENEHTYI METSÄSTÄESSÄÄ TÄYTTEITÄ TAIVAALLISIIN
 LÄTTYIHINSÄ!'

You are done with the chant. (0s)
You sing 'Young bard he saw, a misjustice done, he took his instrument and
pointed as a gun'
You learn the song by heart.

Congratulations! You have just completed Leather craft muff! You create a fur
muff.

You roar 'Feel the love.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE A NO GOOD HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!

You are prepared to do the skill.

You use your knife and start skinning the corpse.

Congratulations! You have just completed Leather craft muff!

You create a fur muff.

Human carefully inserts his dagger in your back, and pushes HARD!
..AND rapidly stabs again.
...AND with lightning speed stabs a third successive time to emphasize the
point.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You jump up and begin dancing, but after awhile you notice you are doing the
ballet! You run away in shame.
You flee in terror!

[    100   ] Lamir Masters the Duck broduck < Ettan4Ever >
(  Eternal ) Lysander Masters the Barsoomian < Ettan4Ever >
[    37    ] Stomp Huovinen the christmas Giant < Ettan4Ever >

203799: Beaker the diligent assistant

488163: Boriseus, the bourgeois trader

You fire an arrow at Great white shark. *** CRITICAL shot! *** The arrow
*BLASTS* clear through Great white shark's torso and out the other side!
Archer quest 'Amazing Shot' completed!

999068: a HUGE silver dragon

628225: A towering demon, swathed in black

Soulkeeper [party]: when emplate says I shall murder you, I picture a 5 year
old with autism running at me with a helmet on and a plastic spoon