Neclord (bat): Whew, when did 'bat stats' start tracking top AWARDs?

Udzenouk (bat): ...

Voronoi (bat): stats

You emote to Voronoi 'eyes you suspiciously.'

Dunlop (bat): \:D/

Udzenouk (bat): *facepalm


Acidia <bat>: that's an older code, but it checks out

Neclord (bat): when did they fix the 'rep bat stats' command?
Info: Bazil recovers from link death.
Isynda [bat]: stats cast cure light wounds at Isynda
Bazil {wanted}: offu for exp
Kanis (bat): sigh
Isynda [bat]: stats e
Isynda [bat]: stats w
Upornik (bat): just 'rep' to turn that off :D
Isynda [bat]: stats ld
Hp: 642 Sp: 668 Ep: 418 +7
Kknd [bat]: stats
Kanis (bat): @@rep
You emote to Upornik 'gasps at you.'
Kknd [bat]: stats reset
Info: Kknd left the game.
Kanis (bat): oh a 2fer

[08:34]:Neclord (bat): when did 'rep bat stats' start telling your rep level
in all reincs?

[08:34]:Rhoads (bat): oh, it's quite recent

[08:35]:Odefu (bat): stats helprep

[08:35]:Odefu (bat): stats help rep

[08:35]:(bat): Neclord laughs out loud.

[08:35]:Odefu (bat): stats 3 s

[08:35]:Odefu (bat): stats se

[08:35]:Odefu (bat): stats se

[08:35]:(bat): Rhoads chuckles politely.

[08:35]:Smeg [bat]: stat bat stat

[08:35]:Apopapopyy (bat): oldie but goldie

[08:36]:Smeg [bat]: stat help rep

[08:36]:Rhoads (bat): I kinda wonder how it still works... each time I'm
surprised :D

[08:36]:Malcom {bat}: stats neclord strikes again

[04:22]:Neclord (bat): When did 'bat stats' start telling you total kill
count? o.O

[04:22]:Flemfruit [bat]: stats

[04:22]:{bat}: Xortoth sighs deeply.

[04:22]:Legbat [bat]: el classico!!

[07:27]:Neclord (bat): Just figured out the 'bat stats' command. Wild.

[07:27]:Brannig [bat]: stats

[07:27]:Neclord (bat): :>

[07:27]:Brannig [bat]: ive been found out D:

[05:14]:Kalahar [bat]: neclord is such a tool

[05:15]:Neclord (bat): 'bat stats' now shows how many party members die while
you're leading. :O

[05:15]:Rigamortus [bat]: stats

[05:16]:Rigamortus [bat]: dammit

[05:16]:Neclord (bat): Tsk, that was for Kalahar!

[05:17]:Kalahar [bat]: bat rep bat stats stats shows how many times neclords
gotten you to type bat stats

[05:17]:Neclord (bat): Did you just rep yourself?? :D

[05:17]:Kalahar [bat]: bat rep bat no

[05:17]:(bat): Neclord eyes Kalahar suspiciously.

[04:32]:Loerhei [bat]: i can exp myself by some experimentation into gay pedo
canibal porn too but i want the tell with just one simple answere.
wheretowhatto

[04:33]:Banba [bat]: who is your father? never-landria? you two sound so alike

[04:33]:Rabo [bat]: umm dont you know about exp rate multiply command?

[04:33]:Neclord (bat): rep bat stats xprate

[04:34]:Rabo [bat]: rep bat exp!

[04:34]:Rabo [bat]: thats probably what your issue has been

[04:34]:Neclord (bat): it's almost maxed my pool

[04:34]:Loerhei [bat]: stats exprate bat rep bat stats exprate won't work

[04:35]:Rabo [bat]: looks like it working

[04:36]:Loerhei [bat]: bat damn you. whats rep?

[04:36]:Loerhei [bat]: help rep

[04:36]:Loerhei [bat]: help rep

[04:36]:(bat): Neclord whistles appreciatively.

[04:36]:Loerhei [bat]: bat now how do i unfuck meself?

[04:37]:Loerhei [bat]: got bat got bat rep unfuck bat say last how bat rep
newbie help

[04:39]:Valdi [bat]: Rep is just a name for any system where you get more
poweful via some grind outside of skills/spell exp expenditure as far as I
know

[04:40]:Kanis (bat): anything that is rep bat X or just bat X is always a bad
idea. unless it's convincing neclord to do it

[04:40]:Neclord (bat): Which has yet to be done! :D

[04:40]:Kanis (bat): pretty sure i've seen you ask for money for dummies 101
:D

[04:41]:Neclord (bat): I've fallen for bat stats before, a long long time ago.
:D

[04:41]:Loerhei [bat]: stats

[04:41]:Neclord (bat): Not me :)

[04:41]:Neclord (bat): LOL

The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'

The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'

The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'



The blood red demon shouts 'And the highest score was made by Took!'

The blood red demon shouts 'You must be alive and in the game at the end!'

The blood red demon shouts 'The winner is Neclord!'

The demon tells you 'Congratulations. You have the highest score of the

 living players that are logged on. You feel more experienced.

 As a reward, I'll give you this potion.'

You have the 'Killer'-rank available until the next Blood Bath.

Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bath!

[05:11]:Mardraum (bat): stats

[05:11]:(bat): Stylus says 'yes'.

[05:15]:Neclord (bat): it was changed to 'rep bat stats'

[05:15]:Khazan [bat]: stats bat last

[05:16]:(bat): Stylus says 'yes'.

[05:16]:Xortoth (bat): hello

[05:16]:Khazan [bat]: stats bat last

[05:16]:Khazan [bat]: stats bat last

[05:16]:Valdi [bat]: stats

[05:16]:Khazan [bat]: stats bat sorry

[05:16]:(bat): Xortoth leans back with a bowl of popcorn, enjoying the
conversation.

[05:16]:Xortoth (bat): so how are you today, khazan

[05:17]:Mardraum (bat): stats tell necrord yo dude, what time is the circle
jerk tonight?

[05:17]:Mardraum (bat): stats retelle neclord

[05:17]:Xortoth (bat): 10:17 PM

[05:17]:Xortoth (bat): no sooner, no later

[05:17]:Neclord (bat): No such player (Necrord).

[05:17]:Mardraum (bat): stats retell neclord

[05:17]:Mardraum (bat): stats *oops*

[05:18]:Khazan [bat]: pretty good ,thanks:)

Malcom (wanted): want to see whos clones youve killed?  remember to check bat
stats clones

Neclord (wanted): It's been changed to 'rep bat stats clones'


Deathwish [wanted]: looks like ive killed malcoms 7 times

Banba [bat]: hurr durr stats...

(wanted): Kanis agrees with Neclord fully.

Banba [bat]: didnt work!

You emote to Xortoth (*--> AFK*) 'winks at you.'


Kanis (bat): you forget the clones part :D

Dl (bat): stats clones excavate grave

Dl (bat): stats clones excavate grave

Dl (bat): stats clones p report Ready to camp

Neclord (bat): yeah, you gotta remember that part

Dl (bat): stats clones - wtf

[bat]: Deathwish EYES Dl suspiciously.

You emote to Xortoth (*--> AFK*) 'laughs out loud at you.'

Dl (bat): stats clones bat off


You emote to Kanis 'hugs you.'


Banba tells you 'you snagged a bigun!'

You start a play, with following players: Vandurant, Swashbuckler and Godfrey.

%Inside the office of count Godfrey. The spacious room is decorated with
sculptures of nobles of the realm, lavish wood furniture, and silk curtains.
In the center of the room is a huge circular aubusson rug, with a crimson red
with a golden floral medallion at it's center. The far wall behind the count's
desk is a tapestry depicting a man being crowned. Fresh light floods the room
through 3 large windows on the west wall. Outside the sky is bright, despite
the rain from earlier.

%Godfrey says 'Tell me. Exactly what is going on out there, Vandurant?'

%Vandurant says 'It's been 6 weeks since we executed the Highwayman, and it
seems now more than before, that people are starting to rally behind him.
Someone has been printing and posting scandal sheets all over the city, making
him out to be some sort of hero of the people.'

%Godfrey says 'I want to know exactly what measures you're taking to snuff
this spark out.'

%Vandurant says 'We've been arresting anyone who attempts to incite rebellion.
Already this week, we've detained 8 people, so far. Speaking of revolution.'

%Godfrey says 'A lot of good it seems to be doing. I don't want a repeat of
history, Vandurant! This god damned criminal is not going to be my final
chapter...'

%Godfrey pauses, and takes a sip of wine.

%Godfrey begins to speak, his tone becoming more serious.

%Godfrey says 'Let me make this perfectly clear, Vandurant. In your position,
you're expected to perform at a certain standard. A standard which, I must
say, is not being met at this point in time. If you don't find a way to quell
this little rebellion, I will be forced to include the details of your gross
incompetence in my report to the Duke. Punishment will be swift, it will be
severe.'

%Godfrey says 'Let me assure you, if you don't fix this soon, it won't be my
head in the basket...'

%Godfrey says 'We're done here.'

%Vandurant stands up and leaves the room, clenching his fists as he walks
away.

%On the damp streets a masked Swashbuckler is rousing a crowd, speaking out
against the count and the captain of the guard. Around him are four rough
looking men, armed with swords and pistols.

%Swashbuckler says 'Haven't you people had enough of this? For near thirty
years we have been abused by the count and his dog!'

%Swashbuckler says 'Our land has been stolen, our wages taxed without mercy,
and anyone who stands against Count Godfrey is set upon by his hound! Don't
forget what happened to the highwayman, the man who dared to cross those that
would be our masters! I call upon you, all of you, to take up your arms and
take back what is rightfully yours!'

%Puddles of water splash underfoot as Vandurant quickly makes his way across
the cobblestone street towards the crowd, followed closely by several of his
men with their rifles. The crowd parts as Vandurant moves through them with
his rapier drawn.

%Vandurant says 'You men there! You're all under arrest for sedition!
Surrender now!'

%Swashbuckler says 'Speak of the devil, and his pet shall appear! En garde!'

%The blades of Vandurant and the masked man clash as the 4 thugs at the masked
man's side join in the fray. A shot rings out as one of the thugs pushes a
guards rifle to the side. A guard screams as the bullet hits him in the leg.

%The crowd disperses, most fleeing to their homes. Some men grab anything they
can use as a weapon and come to the aid of the Swashbuckler. The few that join
the masked man inspire others around them, and soon there is a small riot in
the streets. The captain and his men are pelted with rotten food, and they are
soon forced to flee.

%Vandurant says 'Shit! You'll hang for this!! Retreat, men!'

%Vandurant runs through the growing crowd trying to avoid the debris being
thrown at him. His men follow closely behind, two of them helping the man that
was shot. As they make their escape, the crowd can be heard cheering.

%The Swashbuckler jumps on a barrel and begins shouting to the crowd,
encouraging them to rise up against the Count. The crowd cheers as they start
gathering anything they can use as a weapon. They raise pitchforks, torches,
chair legs, and fists in the air cheering at the masked man.

%The Swashbuckler shouts, 'Join me, and together we shall take back our homes,
and our lives!' The crowd cheers, thrusting knives, clubs, and fists in the
air.

%The Swashbuckler leads the mob to the estate of Count Godfrey, only to be met
in force by the enraged Captain Vandurant, and an entire platoon of his men.

%Vandurant says 'No mercy for traitors, men! Take aim!'

%As Vandurant motions to his men, the first line falls to one knee, raising
their rifles as the second line takes aim from behind.

%Swashbuckler presses forward, with the crowd following close behind.

%Time seems to slow as the angry mob approaches. The puddles soak their feet
as they stomp toward the blockade. The roar of the crowd seemingly dies to a
near whisper, and all that any of Vandurant's men can hear is their own
heartbeats, pounding like great drums of war.

%Soon, everything falls silent, as Vandurant gives his orders.

%Vandurant shouts 'Fire!!'

%Reality is restored as Vandurant and his men fire. The crack of the rifles
sends the screaming mob running for cover.

%Swashbuckler yells, "Retreat!" as the captain and his men fire a volley into
the crowd. The crowd, now panicked, runs for cover. A few men slip on the wet
cobblestones in their escape. One does not flee, but instead falls to his
knees, next to the lifeless body of a boy no older than 15, a farmer's sickle
still gripped in his hand.

%Swashbuckler looks back at the man on his knees in the distance, before
turning into a maze of alleyways.

%Vandurant begins to signal his men to pursue the traitors, but stops when he
sees the boy lying on the ground. He watches the masked man shrink into the
distance, and eventually disappear. His gaze falls back on the boy as his
hands begin to tremble. He does not pursue...

You stop the play.

Elwynes tells you 'brokebackbarding.. the story of Neclord and Pisano... and a
palm full of spit'

You sit on Santa's lap.

Santa gives you a present.

Santa drops you from his knee.

You open the present.

From the present falls a present wrapped in red paper.

Neclord (bat): Holy shit! When did they implement the 'bat stats' command??

Voronoi [bat]: stats

(bat): Hair SIGHS at Neclord.

Cordoba (bat): haha

Turnip [wanted]: beats turnip neclord dyslexically.

Delveling (wanted): hello mudder offtanks, look at your leader, now back to
me. Now back at your leader, now back to me. Sadly he isnt me, but if he
stopped the useless twiddle he could exp like he's me. Look down, back up,
where are you, your on a  boat, with a leader your leader could exp like.
whats in your inventory, back at me, i have it , its an oyster with a chunk of
the skill/spell you love to train most. Look again, the now comes with gold!
Anything is possible when your leader exps like me and not a twiddler, im on a
horse!

Neclord (party): can always ask on newbie also

Neclord (party): or whatever channel is applicable.

Neclord (party): I think 'bat stats' will show you which weapons are barso
wieldable as well as other stats on em

Kalahar [bat]: stats

Kalahar [party]: oh fucking fuck, i still need to eat

(bat): Neclord hugs Kalahar.

Kalahar [bat]: oh ffs

[17:43]:Voronoi [bat]: Cool how they've made it almost impossible to fail
'last' on public channels.

[17:43]:Voronoi [bat]: but I wish bat stats command would be implemented some
day.

[17:44]:Resin (bat): lassst

[17:44]:Neclord (bat): it already is dude

[17:44]:Resin (bat): fail

[17:44]:Voronoi [bat]: stats

[17:44]:Neclord (bat): bahahaha

[17:44]:Nemsis {bat}: tits!

[17:44]:Aga (bat): tiger rep

[17:44]:Bartok [bat]: stits

[17:44]:Nemsis {bat}: you can't handle the Rep!!

[17:44]:{bat}: Nemsis goes 'Heh'.

[17:45]:Aga (bat): you have more rep

Voronoi tells Kalahar, Koraf, Angfer, Demoncore and you 'I don't believe
neclord is even online, he has somekind of automatic reply to every 'bat
stats' inquiry on public channels'

Sudz [wanted]: public humilation over :)

Angry [wanted]: :D

Neclord (bat): wow  I just discovered that 'bat stats' shows you're all time
kill count I didn't think I had that much.

Hobo (bat): stats

.@Angry laughs out loud at you.

Kalahar [bat]: mute neclord

Hobo (bat): damn you!

[bat]: Angry plays rock, paper and scissors and reveals: rock.

You tell Angry ':D'

Ceolic [bat]: stats

Ceolic [bat]: damn

.@Deathwish laughs out loud at you.

You emote to Deathwish 'winks at you.'

Neclord (bat): That's public humiliation. :)

Kalahar [party]: when nec asked if you were burning and you said yes i thought
you were on fire

Voronoi [party]: beardless man are evil and suspicious

You feel like a god as you dance around with your blade an essential part
of yourself, a metallic but sentient extension of your organic arm. The damage
you reap in Huge Maggot is devastating.

[16:55]:Neclord (wanted): 'bat stats' gives your current reinc costs.

[16:55]:Kanshu [bat]: stats

[16:55]:Piffle [bat]: stats

[16:55]:Gorgar [bat]: statisticz

[16:55]:Piffle [bat]: ack!

[16:55]:Fruitloops [bat]: nice :D

[16:55]:[bat]: Calada snickers.

[16:55]:Wilsan [bat]: stats

[16:55]:Ciph [bat]: neclord sux

[16:55]:Pasigula (bat): reinc cost

[16:55]:Ves [bat]: nice trolling

[16:55]:Gileon (bat): boobs

[16:56]:Kanshu [bat]: If I wasn't puking I would be mad.

[16:56]:Fruitloops [bat]: "welcome to batmud"

[16:56]:Piffle [bat]: 59009

[16:56]:Malos (bat): 715517

[16:56]:Zorb [bat]: stats

[16:58]:Kirth (bat): stats

[16:58]:Thundrax [bat]: stats

[16:58]:Malum [bat]: stats

[16:58]:[bat]: Nepos gives suspicious looks to everyone.

[16:58]:(bat): Neclord cackles gleefully.

[16:59]:[bat]: Thef acts innocent.

[16:59]:Voronoi [bat]: stats

[16:59]:[bat]: Voronoi looks very sad.

[16:59]:Malum [bat]: must be bugging, let me try again

[16:59]:Voronoi [bat]: one day there will be stats

[16:59]:Malum [bat]: stats

%A damp, dark prison cell, chains hang from the walls. Inside the prison is
quiet except for the echoes of the mob outside awaiting the execution of the
Highwayman.

%A voice asks the Highwayman, "You're the one they are shouting for?"

%Highwayman says 'I am.'

%A voice asks the Highwayman, "Who are you?"

%Highwayman says 'Who I am... is soon to be of no consequence. I was a good
man once, I suppose. Not so long ago, and yet, a lifetime ago. It's been
nearly 6 years. I began to steal medicine, and bread to feed my family, at
first.'

%A voice asks the Highwayman, "What happened?"

%Highwayman says 'I came upon a carriage one night on my way home. Before then
I had only stolen from carts and stores, but the carriage was already stopped
and my take for the day was small.'

%Highwayman says 'I took out my pistol and crept up on the driver, I could
hear a man and a woman arguing inside. The driver didn't even see me before I
sapped him...'

%Highwayman says 'I threw the door open and shouted, "STAND AND DELIVER!" I
demanded the woman's ruby brooch, the man refused to allow it. I pointed my
pistol at them and demanded she hand it to me. When the man grabbed for it, I
shot him in the chest. From then on things were different for me.'

%A voice asks the Highwayman, "Is that when it started?"

%Highwayman smiles.

%Voices from outside call for the execution of the Highwayman, a few voices
shout, "Release him!"

%Highwayman says 'That's when it began with Captain Vandurant. He took it upon
himself to find and bring me to justice, but it wasn't to be just yet.'

%Highwayman says 'We would meet face to face for the first time 7 months later
on the same road. I waited behind a tree for a carriage. When one came upon me
I lept on and threw the driver from it. Pulling the door open, I noticed it
was empty, and immediately realized I'd been had.'

%Highwayman says 'The powder in the captains rifle would ignite and a loud
crack echoed in the night. The bullet threw me to the ground next to the
carriage. I rolled underneath it only to watch many more flashes follow. It
was a trap and I had fallen into it perfectly.'

%Highwayman says 'I escaped into the night when they stopped to reload. But
what would come next thrust me from the level of a common criminal to a legend
in this city.'

%A voice asks the Highwayman, "What did you do next?"

%Highwayman says 'Three months after our first encounter, I decided he was too
dangerous to be left on my trail. I followed Vandurant to a tavern and waited
until he left. I concealed my face with my coat, and approached him in an
alley. I knew he was skilled, so I drew my sword and attacked without warning.
He was quick but clumsy with his pistol and missed his shot as he drew his
sword.'

%Highwayman says 'He was good with a sword, but the drink was working against
him. Our swords met time and time again, I couldn't break his defense even
while he was drunk, but it was only a matter of time before he made a mistake,
and I took advantage of it. I lunged and he easily sidestepped it, but he
didn't notice the debris that littered the alleyway, and he lost his footing.'

%Highwayman stands up and makes elegant moves around the cell as if he were in
a duel with Vandurant. Parry, thrust, parry, RIPOSTE!

%Highwayman says 'I admit, at the time were he sober I would not be here
today. But as he lost his footing I hit his sword away with my own, and moved
inside his defenses. I thrust my rapier into his gut.'

%Highwayman kicks some dirt up as if to kick a sword away.

%Highwayman says 'I kicked his sword away from his hand, and prepared to take
his life as my prize.'

%Highwayman says 'But just as I put the point of my blade to his chest, a shot
rang out from the entrance of the alley. It was several of his men, coming to
his rescue.'

%Highwayman sits back down on the bench in his damp cell.

%Highwayman lets out a deep sigh.

%Highwayman looks out the window at the sky. The rain is pouring harder, and
now with sporadic thunder and lightning.

%Highwayman says 'I fled when his men came to his aid. I didn't finish what I
started, but I thought I had killed him anyway. But he was stronger than I
thought. They called me Hell's Highwayman after the brazen attack on the
captain of the guard.'

%A voice asks the Highwayman, "So, it was you that did it?"

%Highwayman says 'Yes, I did it.'

%Vandurant comes and begins to unlock the the Highwayman's cell.

%Vandurant says 'It's time.'

%Vandurant leads the Highwayman out into the yard toward the gallows. Rain is
falling straight and heavy, angry citizens and sympathizers are yelling on
both sides of his path with the gallows at the end. A woman shouts, "JUSTICE!"

%Vandurant walks the criminal up the stairs and onto the trapdoor. The crowd
cheering, shouting, and cursing all at once.

%Vandurant fits the noose around the Highwayman's neck. A man shouts,
"MERCY!!" Somewhere a woman yells, "You killed my husband you BASTARD!"

%Vandurant whispers 'I want you to know, I'm going to enjoy this.'

%Vandurant says 'This man is convicted of numerous and heinous crimes against
the crown which include no less than 17 counts of murder and no less than 51
counts of robbery, 7 of which were against mail coaches, which carries the
punishment of death by hanging.'

%Vandurant says 'Have you any last words?'

%Highwayman says 'It was a life of freedom, living outside the confines of
society. Living by my own leave, taking what I want.'

%Highwayman says 'I would tell my wife that it was for the good of our family,
but it would taste a lie to say that it was not what I wanted. I have many
regrets, but this is not one of them.'

%Highwayman shouts 'Strike now, you bastards, and know you hang a free man
today!'

%The crowd becomes silent, holding their breath as they watch the executioner
reach for the lever. The executioners grip on the release lever tightens as
rain falls heavier. Vandurant nods to the executioner. A loud crack echoes in
the yard as the lever is pulled and the Highwayman falls through the trapdoor.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you incisively tear Sara making an artery explode.

Your battle cadence grants you another attack!

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you slash Sara causing a nasty laceration.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you incisively cut Sara sparking a limb to slice open.

Cipher [wanted]: how do u check ur current emerald disc level

Neclord (wanted): bat stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Koraf (bat): :D

Azura (bat): stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

Cipher [bat]: stats

<bat>: Grizzt claps.

Azura (bat): real stats

Xortoth {bat}: it was changed to bat statistics

Cipher [bat]: stats

Axl (bat): but you have to turn more on

Inferno (wanted): plz give neclord AWARD for this

Cipher [bat]: stats

Koraf (bat): try 1 more time? ..it might work..

Inferno (wanted): SO funny


You emote to Xortoth 'winks at you.'

[13:12]:Tiktok [newbie]: how to keep from digging grave, so I can do things
with the corpse

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Defender causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

ock troll is in bad shape (20%).

You are not doing anything at the moment.

Theramon {report}: MindSeize SUCCESS: Rock troll

Theramon {report}: target resists 0%

Hp: 707 -58 Sp: 411  Ep: 245   

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| 1.1   Koraf         ldr  952(1010)   24(  24) 280(419) |  90 |       391818
|

| 1.2   Neclord       fol  707( 765)  411( 411) 245(308) |  67 |       291206
|

| 2.1   Ikazumi       fol  439( 439)  449( 933) 205(227) |  67 |       276035
|

| 3.1   Theramon      fol  640( 640)  289(1265) 304(333) |  97 |       211732
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Rock troll is in very bad shape (20%).

You are not doing anything at the moment.

Theramon leaves south.

Theramon left somewhere.

Ikazumi starts concentrating on a new spell.

Hp: 672 -35 Sp: 411  Ep: 245   

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| 1.1   Koraf         ldr  888(1010)   24(  24) 280(419) |  90 |       391818
|

| 1.2   Neclord       fol  672( 765)  411( 411) 245(308) |  67 |       291206
|

| 2.1   Ikazumi       fol  439( 439)  449( 933) 205(227) |  67 |       276035
|

| ?.?   Theramon      mbr  640( 640)  289(1265) 303(333) |  97 |       211732
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Rock troll is in very bad shape (20%).

You are not doing anything at the moment.

Jabberwock shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Theramon!'

Theramon dies.

Ghost of Theramon {report}: Removezz hits me!

Ghost of Theramon {party}: oj

Ghost of Theramon {party}: nce

Ghost of Theramon {party}: hehe

Ghost of Theramon {party}: typo

Koraf [party]: why did u do that? :P

Koraf [party]: XD

Neclord [party]: makked?

Ghost of Theramon {party}: change of scenery

Koraf [party]: :(

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Doppelganger forcing the heart to
incinerate.

.#.#...  Cavern.

.#.###.  Some of the humidity form water drops at the end of the plentiful

##..##.  stalactites, dripping down on the cold rock floor once in a while.

...*#..  Some loose rocks lie around.

###...#  Obvious exits are: w, n, s, nw and se.

#######

'Huggles', a flaming wyrm [Rider: You]

Koraf Sanguis the MONSTROUS Barsoomian berserker < .. > (horny)

a 12 headed hydra

a repugnant rock troll

a vibration hound

Ikazumi arrives from west.
********************** Round 1 **********************

Hydra nips you producing large scratches.

Hydra nips you causing a small wound.

Hydra misses you.

Hydra nips you causing third degree burns.

Smiling devilishly Hydra rips you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Hydra misses you.

Smiling devilishly Hydra rips you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You try to dodge, but Hydra is not fooled.

Hydra really tastes you smashing rib bones into a lung.

Hydra nips you causing a limb to fly off.

Hydra really tastes you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Hydra really tastes you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Hydra nips you forcing the heart to incinerate.

Hydra tries to dodge, but Koraf is not fooled that easily!

Koraf incises Hydra making small marks.

Koraf incises Hydra making small marks.

Hydra successfully dodges Koraf's slash.

Koraf tears Hydra causing small burns.

Hydra tries to dodge, but Koraf is not fooled that easily!

Koraf slightly pierces Hydra making small marks.

Koraf morsels Hydra making small marks.
That really HURT!

You are knocked off your mount!

Your armours absorb some of the damage.

You feel that Neclord is in great pain.

You are about to DIE!

You are about to DIE!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are no longer stunned.

You feel that Neclord goes unconscious.

You fall unconscious from the pain.

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

Hp: -71 -836 Sp: 263  Ep: 209   

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| 1.1   Koraf         amb 1010(1010)   12(  12) 188(419) |  90 |       151399
|

| 1.2   Neclord       unc  -71( 765)  263( 447) 209(300) |  67 |       130735
|

| 2.2   Ikazumi       fol  439( 439)  463( 985) 231(239) |  67 |       116863
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Koraf [report]: Neclord just went unconscious!!

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Ikazumi starts concentrating on a new spell.

Ikazumi [report]: DD -> neclord

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



You die.

You have a strange feeling.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Guard causing a limb to fly off.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream (tiger claw)

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.

Suddenly someone is trying to claw his way out of your body!

The pain forces you to your knees!

As Neclord drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!

Grinning diabolically Kennan drills Woman inducing the heart to totally
freeze.

Xortoth tells Ikazumi, Koraf and you 'The sky flashes. Your retinas show a
fading outline of the thunderbolt. Info: Neclord goes link dead' (Mon Aug 26
08:36:13 2013)

Xortoth tells Ikazumi, Koraf and you 'in-game thunder storm made him go ld'
(Mon Aug 26 08:36:27 2013)

Koraf tells Ikazumi, Xortoth and you 'XD' (Mon Aug 26 08:36:34 2013)

An engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot ans miserable, so he decides to
take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things
cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor hammed, so he unjams it. People
can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he
fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they geyt hundreds of
channels, although they still cannot watch Breaking Bad on AMC.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell and see how his grand design is
working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks.
He asks the Devil what's up?
The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."

"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have
been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."

The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Medusa utters the magic words (paralyze)

Medusa hesitates as she casts paralyze.

Medusa paralyzes Medusa with her mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sh0wr7HH8Y

http://i.imgur.com/gzyuFLH.gif

The New Teacher.

A former Drill Sergeant in the ARMY RANGERS took a new job as a high school
teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was
required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students
in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was
a former Ranger, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his
discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap,
he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence...

The rest of the year went very smoothly.

You are now level 69. You feel luckier!

Life shouts 'Bartok is a LOSER!'

Xortoth [party]: haha life shouts 'bartok is a loser'

Xortoth [party]: you know you suck when life tells you straight up

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY RIDDLE  Huge Maggot causing heart tissue to
fly
everywhere.

[00:18]:Cyberman <bat>: Best music video every? Fatboy Slim, Weapon of Choice.

[00:19]:Deathseeker {bat}: Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby!

[00:19]:<bat>: Cyberman bury

[00:19]:Cyberman <bat>: You know what i meant.

[00:20]:Deathseeker {bat}: word to your mother!

[00:20]:Favorit <bat>: Best music ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBfrpu7v
BGg [ http://www.bat.org/u/MmL ]

[00:21]:Pere [bat]: If it is not, I will call Nazrix and sue you.

[00:21]:Cyberman <bat>: Oh my.

[00:21]:Cyberman <bat>: rm

[00:21]:Cyberman <bat>: Favorit and Pere

[00:21]:Favorit <bat>: rm /characters/c/y/cyberman.o

[00:22]:Favorit <bat>: as you wish

[00:22]:Deathseeker {bat}: and the goat population rejoices!

[00:22]:(bat): Sammael offers his key to Deathseeker.

[00:23]:<bat>: Favorit licks his own Whip of Codeslave Control.

Ghost of Neclord [party]: athalon is better

Ghost of Neclord [party]: theresa sucks cock.

Ghost of Ikazumi [party]: okay

Civerb tells you 'sorry had to run for a min :('

Civerb tells you 'casting...'

Ghost of Ikazumi [party]: lol

Ghost of Ikazumi [party]: how did you know? lol

You tell Civerb 'np'

You tell Civerb 'coz she gave me herpes'

Neclord [party]: lMFAO coz she gave me herpes

You tell Civerb 'LMAO mtell from hell'

Civerb tells you 'hahaha'

You tell Civerb 'was talkinga bout theresa xD'

You tell Civerb 'ahahahaha oh jeez.... lmfao'

Civerb tells you 'i was like 0_0'

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man
stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.

The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and
sweat and blood, who strives valiantly... who knows the great enthusiasims,
the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best
knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he
fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be
with those cold and timid souls who have never known neither victory nor
defeat.

-Teddy Roosevelt

[09:26]:Neclord [bat]: This is a public service announcement: I have decided
to grow an epic beard...   That is all, carry on. This has been a public
service announcement.

[09:26]:Angry [bat]: how long has it been since you've shaved?

[09:26]:<bat>: Ggr plays with Fanfare's hair.

[09:27]:Ggr <bat>: GNNN

[09:27]:Naamafanta [bat]: why fanfare sounds like fartfare

[09:27]:Ggr <bat>: that's it, I'm gonna revert that emote target change

[09:27]:Neclord [bat]: It's only been like 2 weeks, I went to shave today and
I ended up staring at the mirror for 7 minutes, and that's when it happened.

[09:28]:Rhoads [bat]: change it so that if the player isn't online it doesn't
target him/her/it?

[09:28]:Angry [bat]: Cool! If it starts to get itchy get a brush. Brush it
through the itchy stage (a couple months) and the rest will be easy

[09:28]:Neclord [bat]: I go through the itchy stage early, after like a week.
I'm going to go for at least a year long beard and go from there. Most i've
ever done is 2 months.

[09:30]:Angry [bat]: good luck, I stopped shaving over a year ago. It's really
awesome... and easy. Do not shave :D

[09:31]:Nerya <bat>: what's awesome in a beard, don't you get food stuck to it
way too often?

[09:31]:Neclord [bat]: For some reason I imagine everyone on Batmud with an
epic beard. And when I party with a highbie I attribute their superior skill
and awesomeness to the beard they must have.. I'm getting one!

[09:31]:Roak [bat]: funny.. i've always associated beards with child
molesting.

[09:31]:Angry [bat]: i had a noodle in my beard tonight. it was pretty funny
:)

[09:31]:Glaurung (bat): pfft beards are for barbarians.. real gentleman sport
moustaches!

[09:31]:Roak [bat]: and gay firemen.

[09:31]:Daerid {bat}: http://weknowmemes.com/2013/04/beard-attractiveness-graph
/

Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushi.., 1090890 exp (party of 9)

[10:14]:Neclord [bat]: this cake is great.

[10:14]:Nerya <bat>: you got to eat it, too?

[10:14]:Grizzt <bat>: the cake is a lie

[10:14]:Noctur <bat>: poor little manta ray

[10:15]:Roak [bat]: he had it coming.. poor steve

[10:15]:Noctur <bat>: munding his own business and then, BOOM evil mortalses
come and cruelly beat him upo

[10:15]:Noctur <bat>: -o

[10:15]:Noctur <bat>: -u +i

[10:15]:Neclord [bat]: He owed me money.

[10:15]:Shiga [bat]: beat him pi?

[10:15]:Noctur <bat>: vulgar display of typing skills

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you rive Manta ray making the head explode from a
MASSIVE
acid blast.
You have a new TOP solo kill!

You score a KILLING BLOW on Manta ray!

You feel you have released large amounts of destructive energy.

Manta ray gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Manta ray is DEAD, R.I.P.
an enormous and ominous black manta .., 59329 exp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

A warm breath of divine power suddenly engulfs you! You feel your whole body
starts

to regenerate at an incredible speed, your wounds closing and lost stamina
coming back

faster than ever before. You have been blessed by Arakorni, enjoy adventuring.

Hp: 751 +500 Sp: 403  Ep: 287 +178

You drop a small white kitten.

You start chanting.

You are done with the chant.

You speak the ancient Word of Attrition (word of attrition)

Kitten quivers, falls apart, and rots in but a second.

You feel you have released almost no destructive energy.

Hp: 701  Sp: 159 -13 Ep: 214

Shamaatae tells you 'you reinced in my dream. I think I've been mudding too
much'

Neclord [party]: Agh LOGI did you roofy me!?

Undyingrage [party]: wheres the nwespaper logi

Undyingrage [party]: i like to look at the pictures

Neclord [party]: Reads it for the articles... xD

Logicus [party]: somehow the newspaper was in necky's kidney

Undyingrage [party]: LOL

Undyingrage [party]: you usually read the paper while casting lulz

Neclord [party]: That kidney was holding me back...

[10:10]:Ghost of Murisija [ghost]: no kavin chestaa jotta paasis portaleista,
menin portalil skeep, ja joku huge battlefungus ambushas ja tappo :( sinne
meni loputki expat

[10:10]:Rhoads {ghost}: ei oo sun päivä selkeesti =)

[10:10]:Nerya <ghost>: please keep it in english or keep it in tells

[10:10]:Rhoads {ghost}: ok sorry

[10:11]:Murisija [ghost]: yes sorry mr channelpolice, i forgot to write
english due to agitation

[10:11]:Nerya <ghost>: understandable:)

[10:12]:Murisija [ghost]: so if someone didnt understand: fucking
battlefunguses. after rhoads ressed me, i chested and ran through portals to
skeep, and fucking fuckface fuck battlefungi fucking ambushed me and fucking
killed me and i lost rest of my exp. fuck fucketi fuck fuck fuck. :)

[10:13]:Battle Fungi [ghost]: Mission accomplished.

[10:13]:Requiem (ghost): :D

[10:13]:Neclord [ghost]: Pwnt.

[10:13]:(ghost): El goes 'Heh'.

[04:48]:Xortoth [newbie]: dont be such an arrogant fuck when people are trying
to help you..no hands no candy dickhead, be patient or get nowhere

[04:49]:Riak [newbie]: hey go fuck yourself

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you twist and throw Riak ripping out a still beating
heart.

Riak loses the privilege to live.

Riak is DEAD, R.I.P.

Riak's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

[05:00]:Neclord [ghost]: Learn some fucking respect.

[05:00]:[ghost]: Neclord sends Riak some flowers --,--'<@ --,--'<@ --,--'<@.

Hepatizon tells you 'Sweet, found a good system for XP finally. It involves
loading up on tons of rift sparks (entity needs them), finding higher-level
badguys (2.5k-3.5k xp yield), and Mythbuster reruns on NetFlix.'

>Archene tells you 'Get visible now.' (Wed Apr 04 08:41:09 2012)

>You turn visible.

>You learn to focus power from the deepest core of your being!

>Archene lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

>Archene is dogfood.

[00:50]:Neclord [party]: I wonder what happens if I advance to level 31 while
in the mines

[00:50]:Hepatizon [party]: lol I've noticed a number of quests like that.

[00:50]:Hepatizon [party]: You turn inside out and your grandfather dies next
tuesday.

[19:08]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: what the fuck is this resurection timer
based on power shit

[19:08]:Lightscape (ghost): theresa for win

[19:08]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: HEY YOU IDLE WIZARDS JUST STOP CODING FOR
THE SAKE OF CODING OKAY THANK YOU

[19:09]:Blayke {ghost}: you cant HANDLE idle wizards???

[19:09]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: ILL HANDLE IT WITH A BIG FAT JUICY ON IT

[19:09]:[ghost]: Neclord laughs out loud.

[19:09]:Ggr <ghost>: penis.

[19:09]:Tyril (ghost): eh? im sure you could get a ress from a player

[19:09]:Gorge [ghost]: dont be a pussy, pray like a real man

[19:09]:Ggr <ghost>: there's an int check for that

[19:10]:[ghost]: Ghost of Blackstar laughs out loud.

[19:10]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: Ggr get me out of here pronto

[19:10]:Ggr <ghost>: sorry, too busy wanking my immortal cock

[19:10]:Ggr <ghost>: or was it immoral .. hmm

[19:11]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: Muuuuahhhhaa

[19:11]:Syman [ghost]: the second one, definatly..if you wrap a rubber band
around it and leave it for a week, you will see how mortal it is

[19:11]:Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: Syman... jesus