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Posted: 27 Jul 2022 17:26 [ permalink ]
(10:21) Perse shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Someone!'
Posted: 18 Jan 2020 15:23 [ permalink ]
******************* Round 16 (3) ********************
Gargoyle hits Pokka twice producing large scratches.
You miss.
Kitty hits Pokka once causing a small scratch.
HP:(281/700)-30 SP:(404/523) EP:(283/333)
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Rat is in very bad shape (15%).
Rat is in very bad shape (10%).
Gargoyle is in a good shape (85%).
Drunk is in excellent shape (95%).
Gargoyle tries to bash you, but promptly falls flat on its face.
Your armours absorb some of the damage.
Rat pushes you.
Rat pushes you.
wof
|EXP:(46623)HP:(271/700)SP:(404/523)Rm:(0)EP:(283/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(37)|
The magical glow on Empyrean dims slightly and the time seems to freeze.
Something supernatural is going to take place here.
******************* Round 17 (4) ********************
Drunk hits Pokka once causing a small scratch.
Kitty hits Pokka once producing large scratches.
Kitty hits Pokka once making small marks.
Rat hits Pokka once making small marks.
Rat hits Pokka once making small marks.
HP:(240/700)-41 SP:(404/523) EP:(283/333)
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Rat is in very bad shape (15%).
Rat is in very bad shape (10%).
Gargoyle is in a good shape (85%).
Drunk is in excellent shape (95%).
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fail to summon the required holy energy.
The bat shifts in its sleep.
Rat tries to hide.
Zillion tiny glowing particles materialize out of nowhere and begin to whirl
in the midair. The furious show of these glowing spots cast fiery shadows to
dance on the diamond surface of the Empyrean. Little by little they form the
shape of Anvil, Hammer and Star, the ancient symbols of Paladins.
Kitty tries to bash you, but promptly falls flat on his face.
******************* Round 18 (5) ********************
Gargoyle hits Pokka once producing large scratches.
You stroke Kitty.
You lightly slam Kitty with shield.
Drunk hits Pokka once causing a small scratch.
Kitty hits Pokka once making small marks.
Kitty hits Pokka once causing a small wound.
Rat hits Pokka once making small marks.
HP:(190/700)-50 SP:(404/523) EP:(283/333)
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Kitty is not in a good shape (45%).
Rat is in very bad shape (15%).
Rat is in very bad shape (10%).
Gargoyle is in a good shape (85%).
Drunk is in excellent shape (95%).
Drunk pushes you.
..The sudden silence makes you feel uneasy..
Kitty glares coldly.
******************* Round 19 (6) ********************
Divine flame surrounds you while the Empyrean strikes furiously at Rat.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Rat is dogfood.
Rat is DEAD, R.I.P.
Drunk hits Pokka once making small marks.
Kitty hits Pokka twice producing large scratches.
Kitty hits Pokka once making small marks.
HP:(154/700)-36 SP:(404/523) EP:(283/333)
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Kitty is not in a good shape (45%).
Rat is in very bad shape (10%).
Gargoyle is in a good shape (85%).
Drunk is in excellent shape (95%).
Owl mumbles something incoherent.
You encourage those around you to fight harder as you strike the killing blow
at your opponent!
|EXP:(46784)HP:(155/700)SP:(405/523)Rm:(0)EP:(284/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Suddenly the earth begins to tremble. Fiery flames
strike down from the Heavens and burn everything on their path.
The Wrath
of
Faerwon
A N N I H I L A T E S
Kitty's bash sends you sprawling.
Kitty tries to bash you, but promptly falls flat on his face.
******************* Round 20 (7) ********************
You are about to DIE!
party say I'm DYING!
You are about to DIE!
party say I'm DYING!
You are about to DIE!
party say I'm DYING!
Gargoyle hits Pokka thrice causing a small wound.
You lightly crush Drunk with shield.
You are about to DIE!
party say I'm DYING!
Kitty hits Pokka once causing a small scratch.
HP:(107/700)-47 SP:(405/523)+1 EP:(284/333)+1
Kitty is in excellent shape (95%).
Kitty is not in a good shape (45%).
Rat is in very bad shape (10%).
Gargoyle is in a good shape (85%).
Drunk is slightly hurt (80%).
Gargoyle's bash sends you sprawling.
You are about to DIE!
party say I'm DYING!
Drunk tries to bash you, but promptly falls flat on his face.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Kitty moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Kitty is DEAD, R.I.P.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
A large hole replaces Kitty's face.
Kitty is DEAD, R.I.P.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Rat is dogfood.
Rat is DEAD, R.I.P.
..but The Empyrean heals you.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Owl moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Owl is DEAD, R.I.P.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The bat loses the privilege to live.
The bat is DEAD, R.I.P.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The bat dies in a massive pool of blood.
The bat is DEAD, R.I.P.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Gargoyle moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Gargoyle is DEAD, R.I.P.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The drunk stands up!
YUCH, Drunk's entrails spill all over the place.
Drunk is DEAD, R.I.P.
|EXP:(55536)HP:(277/700)SP:(523/523)Rm:(0)EP:(333/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Pokka [party]: I'm DYING!
|EXP:(55536)HP:(277/700)SP:(523/523)Rm:(0)EP:(333/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Pokka [party]: I'm DYING!
|EXP:(55536)HP:(277/700)SP:(523/523)Rm:(0)EP:(333/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Pokka [party]: I'm DYING!
|EXP:(55536)HP:(277/700)SP:(523/523)Rm:(0)EP:(333/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Pokka [party]: I'm DYING!
|EXP:(55536)HP:(277/700)SP:(523/523)Rm:(0)EP:(333/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Pokka [party]: I'm DYING!
|EXP:(55536)HP:(277/700)SP:(523/523)Rm:(0)EP:(333/333)$$$:(0/20856)WGHT:(39)|
Posted: 07 Dec 2019 13:52 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You strike with your strangling tentacle!
You strike with your strangling tentacle!
You strike with your acrid tentacle!
You strike with your shining tentacle!
You strike with your horns!
You lose sight of the world as you howl madly and rush towards Trak slashing
fiercely with your claws, tearing the very essence of his strength out with
the shreds as you devour them with lightning speed, feeling his blood
strengthen your claws as you continue rending Trak leaving him a crying weak
mass.
Crying for chaos the foolish weakling tries to summon what strength might be
left, calling on his heretic god for help, but you know chaos is not here to
help him as you sink your claw into his head and howl in a mad rush.
Suddenly in a last attempt to kill you Trak runs against you!
..But you feint and tackle him to the ground.
..You raise your weapon and start bludgeoning him repeatedly..
..And bludgeoning..
..And bludgeoning..
..until his body is but a mush of meat and blood.
Posted: 07 Apr 2011 21:15 [ permalink ]
[21:13]:Rurack {sforce+}: belse ja pojat yrittää selvästi abusee tuo jotai
[21:14]:Molotov (sforce+): mun mielesta se joku abusee belsee
[21:14]:Pokka [sforce+]: :D
Posted: 27 Nov 2010 16:16 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 06 Sep 2009 14:27 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill. You kick Milk snake in the stomach making it bend over in pain and finish the move with a powerful elbow strike to its back! YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kick to Milk snake's head with UNEARTHLY speed. its head makes a CRUNCHING sound and almost shifts from it's place. Monks FTW!
Posted: 18 Apr 2009 19:24 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill. You grab Bride of Annihilation's hand and quickly twist it between the door hinges. By using quick reflexes you slam the door with great force. Bride of Annihilation screams and her face turns white as a sheet. Bride of Annihilation's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance. Bride of Annihilation is DEAD, R.I.P. ROFL!!!!
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 17:36 [ permalink ]
You gather all your Might and hold the golden ANKH! in front of ALL, hailing your Brothers and Sisters of the Art. Amarth nods approvingly towards Pokka and lifts his ANKH! just slightly Higher than the lesser Bard as a display of his stature. Amarth is apparently startled as he realizes that Pokka's Bardic Might is stronger.
Posted: 22 Aug 2007 00:16 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill. Your blow impacts with chaotic force... Pointing ToaginTuho at Priest of the cult, you unleash a writhing mass of chaos magic into him, who shudders and collapses without a sound! In the blink of an eye, you swing 9 MASSIVE blows into his bloody body. ToaginTuho burns with fury as the light of life fades in Priest of the cult's eyes. You can scarcely stand as powerful healing magics heal your every wound. Priest of the cult's face twitches as he remembers the kiss of death. Your blow lands with merciless cruelty. The kiss you blew on Priest of the cult's cheek flies back to your lips. The cruelty of your actions replenishes your lost strength and increases your attachment to Chaos. The Wrath of Chaos builds up and strengthens within your corrupted soul. Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional experience for your kill. You score a KILLING BLOW on Priest of the cult! You feel you have released a small amount of destructive energy. You get bad vibrations as Priest of the cult's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*. Priest of the cult is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 16 Jan 2007 05:23 [ permalink ]
Morr [party]: > Several crewmembers pull the gangway in, and stow it. Luin sen -> Screwing crewmembers pull the gangway in, and stow it. <
Posted: 15 Jan 2007 23:21 [ permalink ]
[23:03]:Proteus [vsa+]: This beautiful leather saddle has many straps and buckles that will let it be attached to any horse-like creature. They will also keep the saddle from slipping, and the rider from falling off. It can be used by the following mount races: horse, pony, camel, ox, cow, bull, griffon, pegasus, hippogriff and centaur. [23:03]:[vsa+]: Proteus is being soooo cute at Pokka. [23:03]:Proteus [vsa+]: tze tze [23:04]:Proteus [vsa+]: tuus ottaa sokuria Pokka Pieles the black Centaur of Chaos < <Mean Glow> >.
Posted: 02 Aug 2006 14:17 [ permalink ]
You hold your dazzling Rosary of Love before Desert and yell, 'Cast away the shade of darkness and caress the Light!' Desert soulfiends extract screaming from her body and ATTACK you. Suddenly inpure thoughts fill your mind and your spirit slips to the dark path. You feel the anger and gain strength from it. You exclaim 'Glory to Curath! DEATH TO YOU ALL!' You remove items now unusable by you. You remove Beautiful rosary called 'Cubido' (holy) red glow. TURBONUN GOES BAD!!!!
Posted: 24 Jul 2006 12:38 [ permalink ]
***************************************************** You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! It hurts so badly you get confused and stop your skill. You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill. You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You tumble Bartel's dodge. You score a CRITICAL hit! You drill Bartel. Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional experience for your kill. Bartel lies breatheing heavily on the ground. Bartel coughs out 'Come on, finish me..' You say 'My pleasure.' You swing your weapon in a wide arc and hit Bartel's head from the side. His head flies far up over the walls of the arena.
Posted: 18 Jun 2006 18:54 [ permalink ]
[18:45]:Blayke (nightlife+): SOON WE KILL! [18:45]:Malicat [nightlife+]: shuusssssh blayke [18:45]:Blayke (nightlife+): SOON WE KILL [18:46]:Aruthra [nightlife+]: what? you gonna go on Smurf killing spree? :) [18:46]:Blayke (nightlife+): SMURFETTE, BEND OVER [18:46]:Blayke (nightlife+): oops uh oh [18:46]:Aruthra [nightlife+]: YAH BABY YAH Hope Nina never sees this..... ,)
Posted: 19 May 2006 00:55 [ permalink ]
Blayke {party}: malos go east, die and regenerate and then come back west :D
Ssmud party: :DDDDD
Marrow party: heh
Malos (party): :D
Rocker (party): hoho :D
Malos (party): i think im outta luck after that first one
Marrow party: sounds like a lan
Posted: 24 Apr 2006 03:15 [ permalink ]
'Str: Excellent (132+), Dex: Superb (114++), Con: Awesome (192++), Int: Mediocre (68), Wis: Adequate (30+), Cha: Good-looking (91+), Siz: Large (67).' HP:(1209/1209)SP:(54/54)EP:(401/401) Guild level: 30. Joined: Mon Apr 03 19:09:24 2006. Reputation: The Devastator Reputation bar: [X@@#:::::.] Pokka has gained 482 worth of battle experience in the Crimson Brigade.
Posted: 28 Jan 2006 00:24 [ permalink ]
You bow your head and concentrate on the destructive energies you have collected. You are a True Reaver. You are 25.0073% of the way to becoming an Ultimate Reaver. Races studied for destruction: Air: 3 Amoeba: 2 Angel: 6 Ant: 16 Antelope: 1 Barsoomian: 2 Bat: 13 Bear: 11 Bird: 15 Boar: 1 Boelir: 1 Brownie: 7 Buffalo: 1 Bug: 1 Butterfly: 8 Camel: 1 Cat: 12 Catfolk: 27 Centipede: 1 Chicken: 1 Chipmunk: 2 Cow: 2 Crab: 14 Cromagnon: 1 Cyclop: 1 Cyclops: 1 Daemon: 1 Deer: 8 Demon: 12 Digger: 3 Displacer: 1 Dog: 16 Donkey: 2 Draconian: 2 Dragon: 5 Drider: 1 Drow: 12 Duck: 6 Dwarf: 47 Elemental: 5 Elf: 56 Ent: 7 Error: 2 Fairy: 8 Ferret: 2 Fiend: 1 Fire: 1 Fish: 3 Fly: 1 Fox: 3 Frog: 4 Fungus: 3 Gargoyle: 1 Ghost: 3 Giant: 35 Gnoll: 19 Gnome: 15 Goat: 6 Goblin: 7 Golem: 6 Gopher: 2 Gremlin: 1 Hairy_creatu 1 Half-orc: 3 Hedgehog: 1 Hell hound: 1 Hobbit: 29 Hobgoblin: 2 Homonculus: 1 Horse: 5 Human: 454 Humanoid: 2 Insect: 2 Jabberwocky: 1 Jackal: 1 Jellyfish: 1 Kobold: 17 Lamb: 1 Leech: 1 Lemming: 1 Leprechaun: 1 Light: 2 Lion: 2 Lizard: 3 Lizardman: 3 Mage: 3 Mantis: 2 Marmot: 1 Merfolk: 14 Minotaur: 5 Mole: 6 Monkey: 7 Monster: 81 Moose: 3 Mouse: 1 Mushroom: 2 Ogre: 12 Orc: 41 Owl: 2 Oyster: 1 Panther: 2 Pegasus: 1 Pig: 4 Pigeon: 2 Pixie: 14 Plant: 6 Platypus: 1 Porcupine: 1 Priest: 1 Rabbit: 11 Raccoon: 1 Ram: 1 Rat: 19 Reindeer: 3 Rhinoceros: 1 Salamander: 1 Satyr: 1 Seamonster: 1 Shadow: 1 Sheep: 4 Slime: 2 Snail: 3 Snake: 12 Spider: 7 Spirit: 4 Sprite: 2 Squirrel: 7 Thrikhren: 1 Tinmen: 14 Tortoise: 2 Troglodyte: 1 Troll: 20 Turtle: 1 Unicorn: 2 Vampire: 1 Werewolf: 2 Wolf: 3 Wolfman: 4 Wolverine: 2 Worm: 2 +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | A steel 2h sword named '|GAE-BOLG|' | | This blade is of sterling make. | | Your blade easily resists the strong pull of chaos magic. | | Locked within this blade are AWESOME spells. | | Vile, green acid bubbles from this frightening weapon. | | This blade has fed from the blood of 12582 souls. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Since the rebirth of the world, 0 souls have been added to your blade. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Posted: 22 Dec 2005 03:40 [ permalink ]
You are a Reaver Devotee. You are 69.4391% of the way to becoming a True Reaver. Races studied for destruction: You are a Reaver Devotee. You are 69.4391% of the way to becoming a True Reaver. Races studied for destruction: Air: 3 Amoeba: 2 Angel: 1 Ant: 2 Antelope: 1 Barsoomian: 1 Bat: 9 Bear: 8 Bird: 8 Brownie: 4 Buffalo: 1 Butterfly: 8 Cat: 7 Catfolk: 9 Chicken: 1 Cow: 1 Cromagnon: 1 Cyclop: 1 Daemon: 1 Deer: 6 Demon: 4 Digger: 3 Displacer: 1 Dog: 9 Dragon: 2 Drider: 1 Drow: 10 Duck: 2 Dwarf: 23 Elemental: 1 Elf: 27 Ent: 1 Error: 2 Fairy: 1 Fiend: 1 Fire: 1 Fish: 2 Fly: 1 Fox: 2 Frog: 2 Fungus: 2 Gargoyle: 1 Ghost: 3 Giant: 29 Gnoll: 5 Gnome: 4 Goat: 2 Goblin: 2 Golem: 6 Gopher: 2 Gremlin: 1 Hairy_creatu 1 Half-orc: 2 Hedgehog: 1 Hell hound: 1 Hobbit: 15 Homonculus: 1 Horse: 4 Human: 241 Jabberwocky: 1 Kobold: 2 Lamb: 1 Light: 2 Lion: 2 Lizard: 2 Lizardman: 3 Mage: 3 Mantis: 2 Marmot: 1 Merfolk: 3 Minotaur: 5 Mole: 4 Monkey: 6 Monster: 37 Moose: 3 Mouse: 1 Mushroom: 1 Ogre: 10 Orc: 17 Owl: 2 Oyster: 1 Panther: 1 Pig: 1 Pigeon: 1 Pixie: 11 Plant: 3 Platypus: 1 Priest: 1 Rabbit: 10 Raccoon: 1 Rat: 6 Salamander: 1 Satyr: 1 Seamonster: 1 Shadow: 1 Sheep: 2 Slime: 2 Snail: 1 Snake: 8 Spider: 4 Spirit: 4 Sprite: 1 Squirrel: 3 Tinmen: 14 Tortoise: 1 Troll: 7 Vampire: 1 Werewolf: 1 Wolf: 3 Wolfman: 2 Wolverine: 1 Worm: 2
Posted: 21 Dec 2005 10:54 [ permalink ]
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | A steel no-dachi named '|GAE-BOLG|' | | This blade is of perfect make. | | Your blade easily resists the strong pull of chaos magic. | | Locked within this blade are AWESOME spells. | | Vile, green acid bubbles from this frightening weapon. | | This blade has fed from the blood of 10506 souls. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Since the rebirth of the world, 217 souls have been added to your blade. | +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Posted: 01 Jun 2005 00:04 [ permalink ]
Tinebring [bard]: Help, I'm being attacked by Luciferion and Furry squirrel! Laaban (bard): :D [bard]: Dangergirl chuckles politely. Darol (bard): :D Pokka [bard]: LOL [bard]: Malicat rolls on the floor laughing. [bard]: Dakir giggles and snorts at the same time, sounding rather strange. Darol (bard): so...to the rescue? :)
Posted: 21 May 2005 01:59 [ permalink ]
You gain 0.014823 task points. <-- was this a joke or a typomessage??? :D
Posted: 30 Apr 2005 18:33 [ permalink ]
Bardic songs by Pokka: (news read bs <number>) #6472 Wanderer, #6473 Sables_demise, #6485 The_Mighty_Six More will follow
Posted: 27 Apr 2005 20:17 [ permalink ]
save Your floating disc suddenly disappears. You have been RAISED FROM THE DEAD ! You enter the corpse. save You feel a bit older.
Posted: 28 Feb 2005 04:51 [ permalink ]
Grokh shouts 'Vendar WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!' Final scores: Killers Kills Grimpold 143 Vendar 200 Pokka 94 Alving 4 Frob 62 Nathanielw 34 Grokh shouts 'The Critter Hunt ends!'
Posted: 23 Dec 2004 02:01 [ permalink ]
Reinced bit earlier. Now 50M+ totals. Ranger(35)Barbarian(20) HP:(1188/1188)SP:(27/27)EP:(400/400) <-- naked You say 'Str: Nice (165), fuck, Dex: Incredible (102), Con: Magic (181), Int: Excellent (32), Wis: Great (27), Cha: Magic-lookin' (91), Siz: Enormers (100) ' <-- ate this nice pill....
Posted: 17 Nov 2004 09:34 [ permalink ]
Starting to get this char goin again. Ranger now with 85skillmax, full str boon and medium superchar. 36.5M totals. Planning to get to 70M before reincing next.
Posted: 11 May 2004 03:46 [ permalink ]
After 150 days,77 reincs and total of 7.5Megs I came to the conclusion I'd be back in expland faster if I suicided, so I did .....Now i'm 9 days old and worth 9 megs....
Posted: 09 Apr 2004 06:26 [ permalink ]
So I suicided Culain, but here I am. Back in the game, meaner than ever! :)