You chuckle politely.
You say 'Greetings, brave citizens of BatMUD! Magiscus has commissioned me to
develop the future of filled donuts, and you have been selected to judge my
creations.'
You say 'I shall present three revolutionary products. No actual tasting is
required, my legal adviser was extremely firm about that. Please inspect each
candidate, offer your honest reactions, and save your final verdict until the
end.'
You drop a Munchkin donut.
You exclaim 'Our opening candidate is the dependable, affordable 'Frostbitten
Farmer'!'
You drop a bowl of cold cabbage soup.
You exclaim 'Why eat soup and a donut separately when modern culinary
engineering allows us to combine them? This soft Munchkin donut is filled with
cold cabbage soup: refreshing, nutritious, and already liquid enough to
install without costly processing!'
You ask 'It provides breakfast, lunch, vegetables, and mild disappointment in
one portable package. Could you imagine buying this practical masterpiece?'
You chuckle politely.
You say 'I see that some of you demand greater luxury. Very well! Let us leave
conventional cuisine behind.'
You drop a Munchkin donut.
You exclaim 'Presenting the enchanting 'Chocolate Pixie Surprise'!'
You drop a bag of pixie dust.
You exclaim 'Its filling begins with authentic, locally sourced pixie dust.
This particular dust comes from a pixie whose farts smell like chocolate
doughnuts, giving us a completely natural chocolate aroma!'
You say 'We cannot reveal the precise harvesting method. This is due to trade
secrets rather than shame.'
You drop an essence of unknown origin <tainted>.
You drop an essence of unknown origin <impure>.
You exclaim 'The pixie dust is then enhanced with two varieties of essence of
unknown origin: impure and tainted. Together they add magical instability, a
mysterious aftertaste, and the exciting possibility that no two bites will
produce the same result!'
You ask 'Does this sparkling triumph earn your approval?'
You look around and go 'Mmkaaaay' sceptically.
You say 'I know what you are thinking. These first two may sound delicious,
but ultimately they remain ordinary donuts stuffed with extraordinary
fillings.'
You say 'Pastry outside. Filling inside.'
You say 'Predictable. Primitive.'
You say 'For our final creation, we have reversed the entire concept.'
You drop Franz's ass.
You say 'Prepare your eyes and taste buds for a historic advancement in pastry
technology.'
You drop a Munchkin donut.
You exclaim 'Behold "Franz's Ass-Backwards Donut"!'
You exclaim 'A genuine Munchkin donut stuffed inside Franz's ass. At last, the
donut itself is the filling! Clever, exclusive, and completely unnecessary!'
You drop a toilet-candy.
You say 'Franz's ass may leave a slightly bitter aftertaste. Therefore, every
serving includes a refreshing toilet-candy as its complimentary
"desert-sert".'
You say 'Other chefs put ass inside your donut. We had the courage to put the
donut inside the ass.'
You start a wave, wheeee!
You say 'Well ok then.. You have now witnessed all three candidates:.'
You say 'The Frostbitten Farmer.'
You say 'The Chocolate Pixie Surprise.'
You say 'Franz's Ass-Backwards Donut.'
You say 'Please choose your favourite and send Magiscus your official customer
approval:.'
You say 'tell magiscus I approve Ukli's donut task as completed! My chosen
creation was <donut name>.'

[15:59]:Guardian <bard>: Masterbard Magiscus approves Ukli's guild quest
'errand'!