[06:32]:Dl (party): 8m to level 100
[06:32]:Elwynes (party): mmmmm
[06:33]:Xortoth (party): remember when dl said "12m to level 100 and i can get
that stupid quest"
[06:33]:Xortoth (party): but he already has it..
[06:33]:Elwynes (party): :D
[06:33]:Xortoth (party): you get it at 99
[06:33]:Dl (party): I don't have it
[06:33]:Dl (party): what?
[06:33]:Xortoth (party): no reincarnation is to get to lvl 99
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Xortoth (party): :DDD
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Dl (party): fuck
[06:33]:Elwynes (party): :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[06:33]:Dl (party): so I just go to quest room?
[06:34]:Xortoth (party): you have it
[06:34]:Xortoth (party): in finger -q
[06:34]:Dl (party): I don't remember getting anything for it
[06:35]:Dl (party): I'm sure I did if it is showing
[06:35]:Elwynes (party): nod its showing No reincarnation               very
hard
[06:36]:Dl (party): well fuck... so .... what am I doing all this for
[06:36]:Dl (party): time to just run with skol from now on
[06:36]:Xortoth (party): :D
[06:36]:Elwynes (party): rofl
[06:37]:Dl (party): most anticlimactic goal i've ever hit

Congratulations! You have just completed Four elements!
You receive 52240 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.

Essence of arctic powers       | 100 |

Elder Gosalyn quacks 'Xortoth as a token of my gratitude I give you my vest.
It is for you and you alone.' 
Elder Gosalyn removes a warm vest stuffed with eider down.
Elder Gosalyn gives you a warm vest stuffed with eider down <red glow>.
Elder Gosalyn quacks 'And with that I will take my retirement for however many
days I have remaining.'  
Congratulations! You have just completed Reunite the founders!
You receive 53280 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Now all you fuckers can stop asking/whining about when I'm going to Sera with
a "normal" party..
Anks,Arafon,Warund,Xortoth,Upornik,Erasmus,Blax,Malcom,Brurin
Archmage Sera is DEAD, R.I.P.

[09:23]:Xortoth (party): Satan Claws is here, grinning mischievously
[09:23]:Xortoth (party): You sit in Satan Claws lap and before long you start
feeling something probing your butthole!
[09:23]:Xortoth (party): You jump out of his lap in aggravation!
[09:23]:Xortoth (party): You sit down.
[09:23]:Xortoth (party): THIS IS NOT SANTA
[09:23]:Upornik (party): lol what
[09:23]:Upornik (party): nope its not =D
[09:24]:Xortoth (party): wonder
[09:24]:Xortoth (party): is santa even here then :p
[09:24]:Xortoth (party): oh he is
[09:24]:Upornik (party): should still be yeah
[09:24]:Xortoth (party): and i got a hat
[09:24]:Xortoth (party): i literally got fucked in the ass twice
Merry Christmas Everyone :)

Pretty successful reinc! Thanks to everybody who joined and lead my newbie ass
around!

Congratulations! You have just completed Spy quest!
Congratulations! You have just completed Thief quest!
Congratulations! You have just completed Ndoki forest!
Congratulations! You have just completed Tides of war!
Congratulations! You have just completed Assassin quest!
Congratulations! You have just completed Enchanted forest!
Congratulations! You have just completed A tale of two towers!
Congratulations! You have just completed The evil immortal king!
Congratulations! You have just completed The valley of the kings!
Congratulations! You have just completed The ritual of sacrifice!
Congratulations! You have just completed Assassinate the fairy queen!
Congratulations! You have just completed Inner sanctium of magerathia!

(10:43) Aruthra tells you 'so my wife and i want to get Kiwi citizenship since
US is going to to hell :)'
(10:43) You tell Aruthra 'finne, i'll marry both of you'
(10:43) Aruthra tells you 'sweet!'

Anks (party): we shall go kill the thing, now.
Anks goes linkdead.
You are the new leader of the party.
Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Anks away!

You are done with the chant.
You wave your index finger while uttering (cold ray)
You pull out a steel arrowhead which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You watch with self-pride as your cold ray hits Archmage Sera.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Archmage Sera screams in pain.

The silver cape suddenly flashes with light and you feel a strong stream
ofmana flowing through you.

Xortoth (report): TWINKLES DESPITE THE FACT EVERYBODY TRIED TO FUCK HIM OVER

Feels so good :) Shoutout to Ewige, Hair, Dl, Malcom, Upornik, Derendil,
Senson and especially Kanis for allowing me to get a piece of eq I thought I'd
never lay my hands on!

Always remember to feed the wizzies!

Info: Ggr enters the game.
You emote to Ggr 'gives you a carrot.'
You feel that Ggr is satisfied.
You emote to Ggr 'goes 'mmmmm...' at you.'
An incarnation of Prosperity has been seen traversing through the continent of
Laenor, bringing prosperity in its wake!

Dl is engulfed in FLAMES as he unleashes his fury!

     Fire rains from the skies, IMMOLATING Vampire mistress.

     a FLAMING meteor BLASTS into Vampire mistress.

     Vampire mistress screams in horror as FLAMES consume her body.

Black misty aura around vampire mistress deflect part of the damage.

Dl's flex shield wobbles.

Galronio lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Galronio suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.

Galronio is DEAD, R.I.P.

Vampire mistress shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Galronio *snicker*!'

Galronio dies.

Galronio's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

Javneh lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Javneh is dogfood.

Javneh is DEAD, R.I.P.

Skeleton shouts 'Javneh died on his knees!'

Javneh dies.

Javneh's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

Derendil's flex shield wobbles.

Malcom lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Malcom as it dies.

Malcom is DEAD, R.I.P.

Skeleton shouts 'Malcom drowned in his own blood!'

Malcom dies.

Malcom's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

Kragan's flex shield wobbles.

That really HURT!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are no longer stunned.

You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

+-------------------------------+
|                               |
|    Top blasts of RAW power    |
|                               |
|            Xortoth            |
|             Resin             |
|              Shar             |
|              Shar             |
|             Resin             |
|             Gotrek            |
|             Resin             |
|             Resin             |
|             Balroc            |
|             Hurin             |
|                               |
+-------------------------------+
Officially one step closer to complete and utter dominance.

Arafon tells you 'so'
Arafon tells you 'since you seem to get really excited and happy when i die'
Arafon gives you a decapitated head of Arafon (holy).

How to do Vampire maps.

You dig and dig...
The grave has been dug open!
You find some gold from the grave. And a monster - a vampire!
Your marvelous intellect avoids a nasty ambush.
********************** Round 1 **********************
Vampire is in excellent shape (100%).
You are done with the chant.
You touch your pulsing halo and quickly recite (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Rosary of Truth forming a sparkling bolt
of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
detonating on Vampire.
Fuser touches her pulsing halo and quickly recites (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around Fuser's Fat ruler forming a radiating bolt of
divine energy. Fuser twists her wrist and bolt hurls through the air
detonating on Vampire.
Fuser utters holy words praising Las and zaps the spell 'dispel evil'.
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills Fuser's soul. Air thunders around her as immeasurable amount of energy
is drawn in her, lifting her body high in the air. At the peak of her might
she yells in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
White light tangles around Fuser as dazzling flash erupts from her Fat ruler
and
strikes with immense power upon Vampire.
Fuser utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The skull draws some power from the kill.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Vampire as it dies.
Vampire is DEAD, R.I.P.

RIP Tenji
You are done with the chant.
You wave your index finger while uttering 'cah mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a steel arrowhead which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of cold.
You watch with self-pride as your cold ray hits Tenji.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Tenji screams in pain.
Parsin's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Inferno's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
The skull draws some power from the kill.
Tenji staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Tenji is DEAD, R.I.P.

When mob has nothing but pure hatred towards you..
Kizarwexius utters the magic words (destroy armour)
Kizarwexius's a ring made from sheer moonlight is destroyed.

My first time being in a mage reinc, and only my second eq run - I witnessed
Valentina dying for the very first time - It was a long and tiring experience,
even moreso since I'd already been awake all day before putting my hand up for
Vallu(who died around 8 AM the next morning for me), but it was one I will
definitely never forget.

102443: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints

Wielded in right claw: A Vorpal Blade labeled as <>X<> (fake) (glowing) <red
glow>
You score a CRITICAL hit!

            [#########]  You BRUTALLY TEAR Bankguard[phys][crit 5].
Fake version best version!

(03:46) Elwynes tells you 'rocking 216 health atm'
(03:46) You tell Elwynes (fighting) 'ddaammmnnn'
(03:46) Elwynes tells you 'what the fuck do you do with this much health'
(03:46) You tell Elwynes (dead) 'you look at a mob and die'
(03:46) You tell Elwynes (dead) 'like that :D'
(03:46) Ghost of Elwynes tells you 'thats what do you do with it'

A pulse of reality-rippling energy strikes from your blue-tinted sky-glass
arm, hitting White queen in the mid-parts!
White queen gasps for air!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you REALLY WHACK White queen inducing the heart to totally
freeze.

Mahrik orders you to lie down, all the while fondling his cleaver. You lie
down, hesitantly. Then, Mahrik sits on top of you, making you more or less
unable to move. Suddenly he swings with the cleaver, severing your arm off!
You howl in pain, blood flying everywhere. Another blow follows, this time
with the haft of the cleaver, to your head, and you fall into blessed
unconsciousness. When you wake up, you notice your arm has been replaced with
a glass one. It seems the operation was success, after all.
You feel your head clearing up.

Comanche arrives from east.
Comanche howls 'hey.'
You exclaim 'enter waterfall!'
Comanche exclaims 'Help me too!'
You give Comanche a sound spanking.
Comanche exclaims 'I can't!'
Comanche leaves into the waterfall.
Comanche tells you '...'
You emote to Comanche 'starts to laugh, pointing at you.'

You emote to Malcom 'eyes you suspiciously.'
You tell Malcom 'logged back in for some more death shouts..i'll just wait
here'
Apocalypse shouts 'Okk isn't much of a party animal!'
Apocalypse shouts 'Next time, Malcom, bring me your friends too!'
Info: Malcom dies.
Apocalypse shouts 'Kanis should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'
You emote to Malcom (dead) 'cheers enthusiastically at you.'

You feel more humble as you feed the less fortunate.

Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister Xortoth has
been promoted to elder nun'.
[Thu Nov 17 22:16:51 2016 Nun inform ]
Sister Xortoth has been promoted to elder.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
You give a gamey pheasant to Gargoyle.
Took roughly ~2.5 months in a fresh nun reinc to get elders! Final task was a
bit intimidating, but with many hours and much nags I managed to get it done!
Would like to give a big thanks to everyone who helped out and put up with my
bullshit throughout the task(multiple tells asking to let me feed them etc
:D). One of my biggest accomplishments to date in this game.

You ask Abigail, the abbess about becoming an apprentice elder.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'Lets see if you meet the requiremnts for an elder
nun applicant.'
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'My fellow sister your journey has been long and a
difficult one but the elderly wisdom can be seen from your eyes. The final
ordeal still remains unsolved. You are now promoted to elder applicant and
your final task is to feed hunreds of different people and after doing so you
are to be promoted elder. You have precisely one week to create food and give
it to those less fortunate. This task is similar to 'feed the poor' that you
accomplished a long time ago as a newbie nun. You can monitor your progress
with command 'illumination'. If you fail to feed the necessary amount of
people you'll have to wait atleast one month before you can try again. Go now
my sister and may Las be with you.'
[08:38]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Xortoth became elder applicant. May Las
smile upon her on her difficult journey.
Fingers crossed I can get this final task completed for elder..!

| 1.2  Lammas         ldr 1634(1717)   34(  34) 288(432) |  VI |       564112
|
| 2.2  Droolah        fol  584( 584)  961(1717) 134(256) | III |       431120
|
| 3.2  Xortoth        fol  818( 818) 1431(1732) 273(273) |  92 |       410949
|

(13:15) Droolah tells Lammas and you 'lammas has 1717hpmax and xortoth has
1717spmax what is dis!'
(13:15) Lammas tells Droolah and you ':O'
(13:15) You tell Droolah (fighting) and Lammas (fighting) 'are you high'
(13:15) You tell Droolah (fighting) and Lammas (fighting) 'thats your spmax'
(13:16) Droolah tells Lammas and you 'what no!'
(13:16) Droolah tells Lammas and you ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'
(13:16) Droolah tells Lammas and you 'SHUT UP!'

(03:27) Demo tells you 'mä oon mukana ihan kaikessa tähän aikaan yöstä :P'
(03:27) You tell Demo 'im not fin'
(03:28) Demo tells you 'damn you!'
(03:28) Demo tells you 'you should be!!'

Sister Bernadette says 'Welcome to the library'.
You give Hallowed Rosary (holy) <red glow> to Bernadette.
Sister Bernadette says 'What is this?'
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette says 'Las be praised! You found the Hallowed Rosary! You
have done well sister'
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Tomb Raider'*

When testing damage goes horribly wrong.
| ?.?  Theramon       mbr 1326(1326) 1098(1098) 416(416) |   I | 
You are done with the chant.
You wave Misty Rosary while praising Las and exclaim 'Sanctum circum'
Gods smile on you as SUPERNATURAL glow takes over your Misty Rosary.
Surges of holy force coil around your Misty Rosary forming a radiating bolt of
divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air detonating
on
Theramon.
Theramon lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
A large hole replaces Theramon's face.
Theramon is DEAD, R.I.P.
Theramon dies.

Elwynes tells Koraf and you 'closest thing i've had to sex recently, was
sharing a bed with Xortoth in Finland....'

You DISCOVER a new spell, the 'Holy lance'.

[07:29]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Xortoth has discovered holy lance.
This is truly a blessed day.



* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Memento mei'*

Zyll shouts 'This is bullshit, I have stunned Living only 7 times!'
Zyll shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Living!'
Info: Living dies

You score a CRITICAL hit!
[#########]  You BRUTALLY BEAT Evil Duz[fire][crit 5]

You score a CRITICAL hit!
[#########]  You BRUTALLY BEAT Girl[fire][crit 5].

Grokh shouts 'Xortoth WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Critter hunt!
Final scores:
Killers               Kills
Patriot                 128
Bartok                   80
Xortoth                 414
Grokh shouts 'The Critter Hunt ends!'

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY BEAT Smack, the HUGE Troll inducing the heart
to totally freeze.

When weapons fight back..
Koraf shivers as fumes some electric power.
Koraf lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Lavitz tells you 'You're a solo father, a university student, and a nun. You
sure like giving yourself a high workload don't you?'

You are prepared to do the skill.
Koraf exclaims 'By Quadra's grun'mutha, ya fuckin' puff! Unearthly skilled,
fuck, Devastatingly Powerful Godlike Barbarian!'
You quickly size up the enemy, and with a ferocious yell, you
quickly strike Koraf's leg, creating a bloody slice!
Your enemy is terrified and cannot stop you!
*****************************************************
            [    #####]  You thrust Koraf[cold].
            [   ######]  You jab Koraf[fire].
            [  #######]  You strike Koraf[fire].
            [  #######]  You bash Koraf[phys].
            [        #]  You morsel Koraf[phys].
            [        #]  You morsel Koraf[phys].
            [       ##]  You pierce Koraf[phys].
            [       ##]  You pierce Koraf[phys].
HP:1460/1460  SP:44/44  EP:406/432 -26 EXP:81312
Koraf is noticeably hurt (60%).
You are not in a party.
You start concentrating on the skill.
*****************************************************
            [  #######]  You bash Koraf[cold].
            [    #####]  You thrust Koraf[cold].
            [  #######]  You bash Koraf[fire].
            [     ####]  You stroke Koraf[phys].
            [        #]  You morsel Koraf[phys].
            [        #]  You slightly pierce Koraf[phys].
You are surrounded by a golden and black alternating glow for a moment as the
ring finally reaches its full power. You point at your enemy and unleash pain
and suffering!
Koraf wails in pain and suffers!
The ring drains and electrocutes you.
That really HURT!
You GRIND 'DAU.'
Koraf is near death (0%).

Duergar crossbowman's corpse is burned into char.
You feel wicked.
You have a new reputation title.
   'Unearthly skilled, Devastatingly Powerful Godlike Barbarian'

Grokh shouts 'Xortoth wins the BLOOD BOWL!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bowl!

Grokh shouts 'Xortoth WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Critter hunt!
Final scores:
Killers               Kills
Koraf                    42
Xortoth                 352
Cordoba                 270

Officially Isane:
| *Xortoth                   | 160811

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!
After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the used toilet paper of a cow
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Xortoth!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 3127314 experience as the award!

Checkpoint is marked!
Sable shouts 'Hiking event ended!'
Sable shouts 'The winner of the event was Xortoth!'
Sable shouts 'I'm proud to see that a Ranger won the event! Rangers, come to
me and you'll get a reward!
Congratulations! You have just completed Win the king of hiking event!

Grokh shouts 'Xortoth wins the BLOOD BOWL!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bowl!

Grokh shouts 'Xortoth WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!'
Your reputation improves.
Final scores:
Killers               Kills
Moonglaze                60
Maar                    128
Koraf                   255
Xortoth                 314

Koraf [party]: im so fucken ugly that even scars r afraid of me :(

Final scores:
Killers               Kills
Tume                    250
Xortoth                 380
Nikana                  126

Myrnum shouts 'The fishing extravaganza has ended! 
The largest fish was a 123g  sturgeon caught by Koraf. 
Kohothegreat caught 45 different types of fish, and  the largest total of
10.909kg was caught by Xortoth. 
The winner is Xortoth!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Win the fishing extravaganza!
You receive 1 task points for completing 'Hail to the King baby' task.
Malar awards Xortoth 1 points for completing 'Hail to the King baby' task.

Experience gained: 8503527

Experience gained: 7284340 Le Grind

Koraf [party]: valentina was there.. went in with frenzy on :DD

Inra is DEAD, R.I.P.
Done with misfits+, got him to 0% at one stage before shit fell to pieces,
eventually regrouped and recruited the help of mighty bleezuz, and we finished
the job. I definitely enjoy the bunch of guys we got here, much more eq to be
learnt and raped(or to be raped by). We aren't "highbies" by any means, but we
are determined to learn and try new things. Hopefully much more eq to come in
the future!

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.

Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.

Paladin GuildMaster shouts 'Bring the women and children to safety!'

Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'

Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'



Groo's voice echoes in the skies...

  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!

  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!

  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!

  Xortoth IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you DISMEMBER Glenar forcing the heart to incinerate.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you DISMEMBER Glenar forcing the heart to incinerate.
One of my better 'doubles', other good one was CRUELLY DISMEMBER mixed with a
SAVAGELY SHRED.

4123: Ruttuturpa is unconscious and needs immediate medical care

Henry is DEAD, R.I.P.
You perform the ritual of sacrifice as you read in the book.

The room suddently turns bright white, more bright than the sun
itself and you feel a burst of pure divine magic rush through your
body. You are caught in a moment between times and you can faintly
see the rest of the room through the light. And then, and angel,
of pure energy, descends from the sky. He does not open his mouth
to speak but somehow you know what he says anyways. He thanks you
for performing the ritual of sacrifice, the ultimate sacrifice to
gods. He kneels down and gives you a pair of bracers which, he says,
have been crafted my the gods themselves to the next one to perform
the ritual. He stands up and you can see a single drop tear run down
his cheek before he flies up to the heavens again.
Suddently the divine magic lets go of your body and you fall totally
without any power to the ground.
Congratulations! You have just completed The ritual of sacrifice!

Congratulations! You have just completed Torch 25000! \o/ now what will I do
all day?!

Congratulations! You have just completed The horsehead mountain!
You receive 46464 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Malitrius appears in a blink of light !
Malitrius says 'Good work brave comrades, you have done good in defeating the
evil that has haunted my realm. Now Inra is dead, everything will sort itself
out. The spirit of my forest will destroy the evil, but it will take a couple
of years. 
Malitrius makes a gesture and a portal appears, and then is he gone as
suddenly as he appeared.
Kharadus utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
YUCH, Inra's entrails spill all over the place.
Inra is DEAD, R.I.P.
SUCCESS! Thanks to all those who helped with pieces and the kill :)

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: > Death and Destruction <    (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   2778120
|
| Created: Wed Oct 02 07:12:37 2013        ( 1h  2m 42s) | Exp/min:     44097
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1   Theramon      fol  905( 947)  183( 655) 365(411) |  90 |       947420
|
| 1.2   Xortoth       ldr  706(1125)   44(  44) 269(415) |  68 |       919328
|
| 1.3   Koraf         fol  244(1041)   25(  25) 159(416) |  88 |       911372
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Starting to learn to lead EXP without those elusive tarmalens.

Congratulations! You have just completed Silver battlesuit!
You receive 186072 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Suddenly, the heavens open up over Digga's Domain!
A booming voice echoes throughout the land...
'Congratulations, Xortoth, for restoring the Silver Battlesuit!
You have done a mighty deed!  Everyone welcome the realm's newest
champion...Xortoth!

An oldie, but a goodie :)

Upornik [party]: don't put it in yet

Xortoth Sanguis is a level 66 ancient of the Draconian race.
Congratulations! You have just completed Bladed fury overkill!

Good signs for the future.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you SAVAGELY SHRED Man causing large bones to crack
loudly.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Man making flames burn through a lung.

Neclord tells you 'our goat is having babies soon, I'll be upset if they look
like you..'

Experience gained: 5028607
Second biggest boot i've ever done(excluding obviously reinc regain)

1. Xortoth        |       38.30% |        0.08% |       27.58%
2. Xunisiih       |       38.15% |        0.24% |       32.66
One of my bigest accomplishments outdamaging the great Xunisiih! Was a fun
battle through out whole party!
Barely scraping home at the end :)

Congratulations! You have just completed Bladed fury overkill!

Xortoth [sales]: someone buy my tps so i can buy overpriced shit from rich
highbies
Ebliss tells you 'says the rich midbie selling overpriced tps ,)'

Blue is the colour, football is the game
 We're all together and winning is our aim
 So cheer us on through the sun and rain
 Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.
 
Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
 We can shine all the time
 Home or away, come and see us play
 You're welcome any day
 
Blue is the colour, football is the game
 We're all together and winning is our aim
 So cheer us on through the sun and rain
 Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name
 
Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
 Wear your blue and see us through
 Sing loud and clear until the game is done
 Sing Chelsea everyone
 
Blue is the colour, football is the game
 We're all together and winning is our aim
 So cheer us on through the sun and rain
 Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.
 
Blue is the colour, football is the game
 We're all together and winning is our aim
 So cheer us on through the sun and rain
 Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

562222: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king 

538683: Nillirou the elven masterbard

| 06:36    8132: Vandris the Duck                                            
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| 06:36   10208: Scytale the Draconian                                       
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| 06:37   12226: Xortoth the Duck

Experience gained: 10810358
Unfortunately i got nervous walking around with 6m+ on so i advanced 2
levels(dunno what i'll use them for yet). So my poor skills/spells missed out
on a little boost.

Lavitz fires an arrow at you!
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through your torso and out the other side!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You regain your consciousness!
Lavitz [report]: Critical Shot!
Hp:7/1119 -562 Sp:28/28  Ep:395/395  Exp:357487
Lavitz acks.
Xortoth [party]: {-| :D |-}
Xortoth [party]: {-| instant avoid |-}

Ottie tanked Raztax as a level 60 or so gnoll 'offtank' with ~15m totals, 60
parry 50 dodge and no sbs..uptune for raztax?!?!

[07:52]:Issen [party]: my best accomplishment this week was yelling at someone
'im gonna pkill you, and im a fucking crimson in defgear'
[07:52]:Issen [party]: and then doing so

From HardcoreBat
Upornik (party): you go get barb ring?
Xortoth [party]: barbu ring
Upornik (party): or we need to make one?
Xortoth [party]: make one
Upornik (party): you're killing me :)
Xortoth [party]: noone gave me one of those :P slack bastards..can give me
jane cloaks and shit bt no barb ring :D
Xortoth [party]: damn highbies :P
Upornik (party): :D
Xortoth [party]: you are leading, you are killing yourself :P
Upornik (party): and there he goes :)
Upornik (party): you give him a jane cloak, but no, he wants a barb ring too
:D

Been spending the day trying to get 600k exp to get a level block.
Died 3 times already with 500k on, then this happened.
Cackling devilishly Bottlenose dolphin REALLY WHACKS you causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You are no longer stunned.
[No Longer Stunned]
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Hp:-214/765 -916

Was something like 650xp away from hitting 600k for level block. :P

Blayke (sales): brokerblayke
<sales>: Dralith empties Blayke's bank account.
Info: Blayke goes link dead.

You receive 1 task points for completing 'Making good PR in behalf of BatMUD
to the assorted public' task.

Nwing awards Xortoth 1 points for completing 'Making good PR in behalf of
BatMUD to the assorted public' task.

Brownie Post Master tells you 'You have incoming mail!'

Burglefloogah is DEAD, R.I.P.
\o/

Narcuul Deathcut is DEAD, R.I.P.
\o/

[17:29]:Xortoth [party]: {-| always go to roll a smoke then sit here
chatting/reading :D |-}
[17:29]:Xortoth [party]: {-| like lastnight sat here for 45minutes with smoke
unlit in my mouth :D |-}
[17:30]:Hair [party]: heh
[17:30]:Hair [party]: seems like your batmud addiction outweighs your nicotine
addiction ;)
[17:30]:Hair [party]: new stop smoking scheme. play batmud instead!

Banishment gone wrong.

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' (Banish)
Acentaja disappears into thick air.

Acentaja tells you 'thankss, saved me from running to rendburg:D'
You emote to Acentaja 'goes 'Yay!' at you.'
Acentaja tells you 'only 5 rooms away from entrance'
You tell Acentaja 'haha nice'

Merchant for a while.

[16:27]:Xortoth [legion+]: hello bitches
[16:27]:Farliss (legion+): Hallo, Xortoth, wanna hear a joke?
[16:27]:Xortoth [legion+]: of course farliss, your jokes are always the best
[16:27]:Farliss (legion+): so a guy walks into a bar with a monkey, i forget
the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore
[16:28]:Xortoth [legion+]: so true so true
[16:28]:Farliss (legion+): I knew you'd appreciate a joke based on a true
story about your mom :)
[16:28]:[legion+]: Xortoth smirks at Farliss.
[16:28]:Farliss (legion+): =P

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Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
You emote to Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'waves you goodbye.'
You emote to Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'huggles you warmly.'
You toss a water balloon to Kitsune!
Kitsune catches it skillfully.
Kitsune tells you 'oh no you don't!'
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
You tell Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) ':D'
You tell Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'i got pwnd :('
Kitsune tells you 'dude, i have to get rid of these :('
You tell Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'why?'
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune tells you 'because i'm going to bed!'

You have twenty seven balloons.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you really crush Patrick amberley with shield causing a
nasty laceration.

Lavitz tells you 'I am sure you coded this quest!'
Lavitz tells you '"Nin'Zhal leafs through some pages at the book in hes
desk.."'
Lavitz tells you 'you or nazrix'
You tell Lavitz ':D'
Lavitz tells you 'any wonder I can't figure out the syntax? It's probably
'make material at hes poison' or something'

party report Got Heal From: (Mariska)
Golux claps his hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!' (Harm body)
Golux harms you really much.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over Golux!
     You hear an awful crackling as Golux drains your life!!

Congratulations! You have just completed Melcross!
You receive 26520 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

404733: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader 

684554: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos 

586628: the black dread

Died to Raztax ONE round before he died..so missed out on crimson rep, barb
rep. and exp :(
2839862: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits 

(17:03) Orome tells you 'slut! :-P'
(17:04) You emote to Orome 'laughs at you.'
(17:04) You tell Orome 'you call me a slut as if i go around shagging every
female in sight :('
(17:05) Orome tells you 'thats not slutish, thats natural and completely ok'

137157: Fazid, the chief of mages

1060710: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Finally went back to raztax..quite easy, small version this time though :)

1325200: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits 

Kurya has been mortally wounded!
With his last remaning breath, Kurya looks up at you from the pool of his own
blood in which he lies. 'You have beaten me honourably,' he wheezes, 'and now
there is nothing else to do but...'
With a slow, careful motion, he thrusts his own katana deep into his belly and
ends his life at your feet.
Congratulations! You have just completed Challenge kurya!
You receive 109248 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
A large cavity replaces Kurya's chest.
Kurya is DEAD, R.I.P.

641029: the black dread

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Wasted kender causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.

You respect the old ghost's wishes and smash the painting to pieces.
Congratulations! You have just completed Restless dead!
You receive 49072 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Your faction standing with Monks of Beldarus has increased.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Oyster forcing the heart to
incinerate.

You rescue Hobbes's lame ass from danger.
Pancake arrives from north.
Your brilliant tactical move gives you a chance for grabbing another member
You rescue Issen's lame ass from danger.
Sweet...