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#1474
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Submitted by: Tawno
At: Jan 10 2006
Rating: -18
Nips tells you 'i liked the part about the huge guitar and something about massive boners or something haha'
#1579
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Submitted by: Psymar
At: Apr 27 2006
Rating: -11
Leander newbie: where could i kill dragons >finger leander Leander is a level 25 mortal of the Wolfman race.
#2037
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Submitted by: Haii
At: Jan 5 2009
Rating: -8
Haii [party]: BROKEN ARROW
#2132
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: May 3 2010
Rating: -8
Pangi talking about Blayke Pangi [team+]: i would cum in his mouth and let him snowball it back to mine
#1507
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Submitted by: Calmis
At: Feb 11 2006
Rating: -7
Player A tells you 'Player B tells you 'Player C otti Player D:ltä suihi eile :)' You tell Player A 'Onko ne molemmat miehiä?' Player A tells you 'no vissii' You tell Player A 'miksei toi ole mudquotessa? :)' Player A tells you 'en varmaa ois saanu sanoo :D' Player A tells you 'wantedille panis blowjob?' Player A tells you 'en oo sitte sanonu tota Player B:n telliä jos joku kysyy :D' You tell Player A 'haha, pistän mudquotee.' Player A tells you 'et paa' Player A tells you 'et paa :D' Player A tells you 'Player B tietää senjälkee kuka on player A' You tell Player A 'nojooh, kyl tää on pakko laittaa. ei voi mitään.'
#1570
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Submitted by: Kitsune
At: Apr 13 2006
Rating: -7
Shinarae tells you 'never let a dyslexic woman go down on you. there's no telling where she'll end up :P'
#1471
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Jan 8 2006
Rating: -6
New harassing way found by the brown team. [16:02'26] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe falls in your hands! [16:02'38] BOOM! The globe explodes in your face! [16:02'38] What a mess... [16:02'38] You feel less experienced. [16:02'38] You feel your luck has changed. [16:02'38] You feel you may as well call it quits for today. [16:02'38] You feel guilty, perhaps you should lead a better life from now on? [16:02'41] You die. [16:25'45] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [16:44'36] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [17:14'37] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [17:47'47] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [17:59'27] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [18:34'39] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe Still... Experience gained: 1706990 Experience lost: 242996 Can you say ...sisu?
#1501
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Submitted by: Calmis
At: Feb 6 2006
Rating: -6
*Ghost of Kalmis Descent party: mistäs päin te muuten olette Spica party: hä? Spica party: porvoo On shoulder: Ghost of Kalmis the MEGA varsi roc
#1572
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Submitted by: Psymar
At: Apr 17 2006
Rating: -6
[05:05]:Karunungan [newbie]: What mobs can I kill to get back to Evil? [05:05]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: good ones. Also try casting harm spells [05:05]:Karunungan [newbie]: Only Harm spell I really have is Darkness [05:06]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: uh, what guild are you, karunungan? [05:06]:Karunungan [newbie]: I am the Reaver guild, kind sir. [05:06]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: then... you don't have cause light or serious at least? [05:06]:Karunungan [newbie]: Yes, I do. [05:06]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: then use them [05:07]:Karunungan [newbie]: But they are pretty low atm but I am near the guild and have EXP to spare [05:07]:Karunungan [newbie]: Which one causes more damage?
#1475
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Submitted by: Dutois
At: Jan 13 2006
Rating: -5
Lazarus [wanted]: is there a key anywhere to firefoxes castle? Enochian (wanted): yes Lazarus [wanted]: where is it? please Dutois (wanted): next to that thing Enochian (wanted): on a mob, no prob. You emote to Enochian (*alkossa*) 'goes 'aww' at you.' You tell Enochian (*alkossa*) 'more vague, we have to be more vague' Enochian tells you 'Lazarus tells you 'wanna share which one?'' You tell Enochian (*alkossa*) 'hahaha' Enochian tells you 'You tell Lazarus 'no'' You tell Enochian (*alkossa*) 'lazy fuck' Enochian tells you 'jesus... the newbies nowadays..'
#1493
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Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 25 2006
Rating: -5
[19:15]:Screwdriver [chat]: Vampire the masquerade : Redemption rocks :) [19:15]:Nyriori [chat]: it does [19:15]:Screwdriver [chat]: You only need the mouse so you can play it one handed :) [19:15]:Nyriori [chat]: ROTFL [19:15]:Screwdriver [chat]: Leaving my left hand free
#1540
Finnish
Submitted by: Balthas
At: Mar 18 2006
Rating: -5
You tell Humma (*Regain för me*) 'lipasit!' You tell Humma (*Regain för me*) 'miiiks' Humma tells you 'teki vaa mieli lipasta jotain tässä virtuaalisessa maailmassa' You tell Humma (*Regain för me*) 'mä sovellun siihen aika hyvin, karvanen pupu!' -virhe?
#1552
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Submitted by: Calmis
At: Mar 25 2006
Rating: -5
Crx tells you 'mut onko sulle ikinä poliisi huutanut seis tai pysähdy'
#1563
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Submitted by: Psymar
At: Apr 2 2006
Rating: -5
[14:56]:(sabres): Nargar reaches the final level of the guild! ... [21:29]:Nargar (sabres): how do you gain style points?
#1577
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Submitted by: Malicat
At: Apr 24 2006
Rating: -5
Blayke {wanted}: mmmmmm...cock
#1593
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: May 19 2006
Rating: -5
Dralith (bat): Gore's an arch here and a god in bed..
#1603
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Submitted by: Valkrist
At: May 29 2006
Rating: -5
[19:29]:Tarken [wanted]: where is raven? Tarken Kalia is a level 50 mortal of the Human race. He was created Mon Nov 15 17:52:10 2004 and he is 67d, 23h, 5min and 47s old. (19:38) Tarken tells you 'I'm getting explore'
#1626
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Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Jun 23 2006
Rating: -5
Naruto [party]: Rigger has gone unconscious!!! FA DD FAST!!!! Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: HOLY CRAP Xortoth [party]: hmm Ghost of Rigger [party]: i'll be right back Ghost of Rigger [party]: don't go there Xortoth [party]: Stun Voided. (Unstun) Xortoth [party]: heh Ghost of Naruto [party]: XORTOTH WTF Xortoth [party]: what? Ghost of Naruto [party]: I HAD FUCKIN 500K EXP OJ Xortoth [party]: how is it my fault you died? Ghost of Naruto [party]: you ran into the lady Xortoth [party]: it tracked you fucken moron
#1939
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Submitted by: Tarken
At: Feb 10 2008
Rating: -5
Kzar [legion+]: falled out - where leveling after 30`s posseble plz ?:) Tume (legion+): adventurers guild? Kzar [legion+]: thought so :) MasuMerch [legion+]: 23e 2s of the church altar! MasuMerch [legion+]: or something like that Alakhai (legion+): i thought it was 27 Alakhai (legion+): blah, like it matters anyway MasuMerch [legion+]: 23-27 then! Kzar [legion+]: random 22+1d6 :) MasuMerch [legion+]: :D Alakhai (legion+): it's some where around there, if you can't find it you're not worth additional levels
#1963
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Submitted by: Blayke
At: Apr 7 2008
Rating: -5
Blayke's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Sharon the Healer stands here looking beautiful #7 Reddist grins evilly.