Oh my...

Last night in my dream I was on a skiing trip. I was going up on anchor lift
and this fucker comes and tries to steal my anchor under me (i was
snowboarding so i was sideways on it). I then take two screwdrivers from my
pocket and hint the guy that these motherfuckers will hurt if stabbed in
armpit. What does this kamikaze do? He takes few screwdrivers of his own and
starts to attack me! What a big mistake to attack such a ninja as me. I
quickly disarm the guy but he keeps on getting more screwdrivers until he
picks a small gun and shoots me. I ignore the minor pain and attack the dude
and overcome him easily. I then call the security (cops, whatnot) to take care
the punk.