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Posted: 31 Jul 2006 05:58 [ permalink ] 
1384180 : An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire    

You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' (Blast
vacuum)
You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of asphyxiation.
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Gatekeeper.
Gatekeeper screams in pain.
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
You gain 16499 additional experience due to the excellent leadership of Kyo.
Gatekeeper staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Gatekeeper is DEAD, R.I.P.

1484994 : Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate

243829 : Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals   

1384967: a massive iron statue has come to life 

284190: a very pissed-off vampire  (Count Mourdine)
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