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Posted: 27 Jun 2020 06:57 [ permalink ]
You give a blindingly bright rift spark to Shaman.
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Bulk up for battle'
Earth entity maximum hit points has increased.

Posted: 25 May 2020 02:23 [ permalink ]
Severus Demonizer + Sera

### Special Explore: Severus Castle - Inner Sanctum ###
A dark cell in the inner sanctum.
This is a dark and dingy prison cell in the inner sanctum. Fresh and
unpolished carvings on the walls suggest that this cell was hewn from the
stone recently. The cell door is crudely set in place.
A black iron cell door (open) leads south.
Obvious exit is: south.
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
The Kingdom is forever in your debt. You earn 58676 experience!
Posted: 09 May 2020 23:14 [ permalink ]
1313166: Lord Faroon, looking dashing in his freshly laundered clothes
 774866: a HUGE cave beast, drooling all over the floor

Congratulations! You have just completed 'Suck it up'
The ability your entities have of absorbing critical hits has increased.

You have just advanced to the next level of tasks and gained some focus
points!

Very lame that you cant get Faroon spark on the same day you get Cave beast
spark if you're going for glove. 
Posted: 03 May 2020 01:44 [ permalink ]
319161: An old shaman, manipulating dark energies 

Congratulations! You have just completed 'Bully boy'
You have shown the shaman you are someone to fear! As a result the shaman will
work harder to make your item sacrifices last longer.

358758: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here

Congratulations! You have just completed 'Divine control'
Hitting monsters with offensive spells will no longer cause control of a magic
entity to drop.

101660: Eddie Pellerson, master scientist and lunatic

Thanks for the help Lozlo and Drifter. (Both)
Honorable mentions: Aruthra, Kanis, Bogle, Shimmer, Imperator, Sarmangoth.
(Eater)
Thank you Tarken for running the Eaters. :)
Posted: 29 Apr 2020 07:12 [ permalink ]
Killed him with his own skull. Avenged Merioli. 

=====================================================================

You hold high the skull and a bolt of energy shoots out of it!
Your golden arrow hits Nithem the Lich.
You watch with self-pride as your golden arrow hits Nithem the Lich.
Nithem the Lich says 'I told you, you cannot defeat me.'
Nithem the Lich looks around in panic.
Nithem the Lich asks 'Hey, where is my phylactery?' 
Nithem the Lich says 'AAAARGHhhhhhhhhh'  
A blinding spark races along the stream of green light between you and Nithem
the Lich!
The skull draws some power from the kill.

Finally the Lich is DEAD, R.I.P.
Its skull falls onto the ground with a lifeless thud.

1085113: Nithem the Lich, skeletal figure in blood red robes 

You give a blindingly bright rift spark to Shaman.
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Armament longevity'
The energy drain on your entity weapons has decreased.
Posted: 27 Apr 2020 05:42 [ permalink ]
A blinding spark races along the stream of green light between you and Moratar
Cain!

Suddenly, with a loud scream, a huge cloud can be seen rising from the
direction of the small town of Mirkhold. A booming voice spreads over the
BatRealm, and the tone of the voice is filled with agony. It screams:
'I, Moratar Cain swear that I WILL BE BACK TO HAVE MY SWEET REVENGE!!'

Moratar Cain's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Moratar Cain is DEAD, R.I.P.

1127162: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich is the Lord of Strife   

You give a blindingly bright rift spark to Shaman.
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Ultimate force'
The energy which your entities feed on will last longer. Rift pulse has a
chance to do more damage against epic foes.

Posted: 10 Mar 2020 21:47 [ permalink ]
### Level Quest 82 : Assassinate the Fairy Queen ###
A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between you and Fairy
queen!
Congratulations! You have just completed Assassinate the fairy queen!
You receive 163326 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Fairy queen stops existing in this reality.
Fairy queen is DEAD, R.I.P.

1538037: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress 
Posted: 04 Mar 2020 23:52 [ permalink ]
### Level Quest 72 : The Evil Immortal King ###
The IMMORTAL King near death [nd] (5%)
Snickering savagely you SAVAGELY SHRED The IMMORTAL King causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere the legendary sword known as 'the kingslayer' spills the
king's blood effortlessly!
Congratulations! You have just completed The evil immortal king!
You receive 98496 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Congratulations! You are granted access to the castle vault.
the Kingslayer sword disappears in a flash of light!
YUCH, The IMMORTAL King's entrails spill all over the place.
The IMMORTAL King is DEAD, R.I.P.


### Special Explore - Immortal King: Vault ###
The castle vault.
You've reached the famed castle vault. Surprisingly the vault is.. rather
bare. The stone walls carved deep underground and the mithril vault door
prevent any break-in attempts. This place is well fortified.
A massive mithril door (open) leads out.
Obvious exit is: out.
an enchanted mithril gorget (glowing) <red glow>
a furry tail cover coated with sharp quills <red glow>
You've never set foot here before.
The King's vault is a rare sight indeed. 57498 experience is nothing compared
to the glory you have received.
Posted: 14 Jan 2020 01:47 [ permalink ]
1282390: Lord Faroon, looking dashing in his freshly laundered clothes
 779359: a HUGE cave beast, drooling all over the floor    
Posted: 18 Dec 2019 00:13 [ permalink ]
 1066860: the Grand Master Torturer      
Posted: 15 Dec 2019 23:56 [ permalink ]
1124782: the vile and horrific webmistress Akhenemhet, Mother of Mise
2168547: an ancient thorny wyvern stinks of decaying life     
Posted: 03 Dec 2019 00:57 [ permalink ]
 1101638: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight         
Posted: 28 Nov 2019 00:13 [ permalink ]
1099579: Moonrind the godlike ent, planning the conquest of the known world

You wave BURNING crucifix of Las while praising Las and exclaim (dispel evil)
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your BURNING crucifix
of Las and strikes with immense power upon Moonrind.
The skull draws some power from the kill.
Moonrind has lost a good part of its bark and foliage.
Moonrind chants 'woodis leggis' and turns into a tree!
You stop fighting - no sense whacking a tree.

a whip made of thorny vine <red glow>, 
a still-beating wooden heart, 
the cloak of the barken plates <red glow> and 
a wicker basket, twined from branches of an ent <red glow> from a withered old
tree.

Moonrind was a really enjoyable fight. 
Posted: 24 Nov 2019 01:51 [ permalink ]
Steaming special eq STOMP

1515174: Lord Foul sits upon his throne          

a shining aquamarine ringband <STEAMING>

+divine pr, +insig avoid

Also killed: Lesser Demon, Werelizard, Thanatos, Wiespe.. none of that eq was
STEAMING.
Posted: 07 Nov 2019 00:37 [ permalink ]
1094066: the evil, IMMORTAL king    

And I healed even!
Posted: 25 Oct 2019 01:58 [ permalink ]
### AQ: Rescue Hannah's parents ###

Huppu gives a blue rod to Girl.
As the rod touches Hannah's hands, it glows bright blue. From the glow steps
out first Ursula and then Feitos. The rod disappears
Hannah exclaims 'Mommy! And Daddy!'
Ursula hugs Hannah warmly.
Feitos turns to you.
Feitos says 'Well done, thank you for helping us. Accept this little reward.'
Feitos gives his hat and staff to Huppu.
Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue hannah's parents!
You receive 72733 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.
Hannah asks 'Can we go home now?'
Feitos says 'Yes, I guess it is time we went home.'
Ursula, Feitos and Hannah join hands, and disappear into a bright blue glow.

Posted: 22 Sep 2019 02:18 [ permalink ]
### AQ: Beaumont Hamel ###

Congratulations! You have just completed Beaumont hamel!
You receive 66338 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Lord Faroon dies in a massive pool of blood.
Lord Faroon is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Lord Faroon's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

Lord Faroon is dead.


Congratulations! FINAL stage completed!

  790216: Rex, the huge hound surrounded by fire                       
 1311181: Princess Zashi dressed in her battle gear                    
 1256580: Lord Faroon, looking dashing in his freshly laundered clothe 

### Special Explore: Beaumont Hamel - Rex's Arena ###

<---------^--------->  Loc:    Beaumont Hamel (special place)                 
| ################# |  Exits:  n, ne, e, se, s, sw, w, nw
|  # =   #  #  #  # |  
|  #     #  #  #  # |  The basement is quite damp, with small heaps of rubble
| ################# |  strewn around. Slime grows on most of the stone floor
|  #  ###Z   ###  # |  and walls, so you better mind your step.  
<  #  ### @  ###  # >  
| #######    ###### |  
| .....########.... |  
| ................. |  
|                   |  
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 56637 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Thank you Drifter and Fuser!
Posted: 13 Sep 2019 00:03 [ permalink ]
First Cave beast kill. 

You swing your BURNING crucifix of Las and humbly utter (dispel evil)
Air crackles as UNSEEN amount of holy power combines into your spell.
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your BURNING crucifix
of Las and strikes with immense power upon Cave beast.
Anatea swings wondersword in a mighty arc and hits Cave beast. She suddenly
steps forward and slams Cave beast with her shield nicely. Cave beast pales
for a moment. Anatea kicks Cave beast and strikes again and again.
Woocca's first tentacle strikes Cave beast choking slightly.
Nepos claps her hands and says (lava blast)
As Nepos casts the spell, she pulls out a granite sphere which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
Nepos grins as her lava blast hits Cave beast.
Magical rifts open above Nepos and hideous rays of POWER combine her spell.
A blinding spark races along the stream of green light between Fuser and Cave
beast!
... Vendetta mentally communicates with you ...
You have vanquished a mighty foe, and have been noticed! You can 'tell
vendetta me/party' and I will let you know how things are
A large hole replaces Cave beast's face.
Cave beast is DEAD, R.I.P.
A new mark appears.


 814936: a HUGE cave beast, drooling all over the floor    
Posted: 07 Sep 2019 01:00 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Castle Severus - The vault of Kings ###
The vault of kings.
This is it; the vault of the kings of the line of Severus. Few have stepped
foot into this legendary chamber. Some of the realm's most beloved and
protected artifacts are stored here for safe keeping. The room itself is
rather plain and the walls are made of the same stone as the crypt. A few
enchanted chests line the floor at your feet.
An iron door (glowing) (open) leads north.
Obvious exit is: north.
two ancient mithril vault chests (bolted down) (closed)
the ancient ghost of King Ewulf, lord of the realm (undead)
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
You gain 57919 experience for gaining access to the elusive Vault of Kings!
Posted: 06 Sep 2019 23:17 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Severus Castle - King Severus's room ###
A swirling portal begins to form before you..

 ..a portal to leave this forsaken place.
You bravely step into the portal and find yourself.. elsewhere..
The throne room of King Severus.
The main hallway splits west and east here surrounding the inner keep. The
inner keep undoubdedly houses the King and several loyal servants of the Royal
Guard. A great door blocks passage from this place into the inner keep, to the
north.
An iron door (closed) leads south.
There are no obvious exits.
a dark portal to the depths of the realm
a solid gold throne inlaid with gemstones
King Severus, the ruler of the land and protector of the great realm
a royal guard stands here barring entry to the inner keep
a royal guard stands here barring entry to the inner keep
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
Very few have seen the inner keep. 56524 experience for your valiant efforts!



### AQ: When all hope is lost! ###
King severus says 'Sparhawk, no reward is greater than the deed you have
already done. Dispatching my poor father and his tormentors from this realm
ensures the safety of our people.'

 ** Your journal sparkles as it magically records important knowledge.
Congratulations! You have just completed When all hope is lost!
You receive 295713 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 10 training points.
King severus says 'Sparhawk, may the rewards of the Royal Vault of Kings suit
you. I bestow on you the Vault Key. May it bring you good fortune and good
luck.'
the king hands you a key.


King Severus III shouts, 'Hear ye, Citizens of BatMUD! Let it be known that on
day sixteen of the month Teliminus, the year of the gods nine hundred ten,
Sparhawk has shown great virtue and saved our realm from falling into
darkness. May it be forever known that Sparhawk is our savior and true
friend.'
 ** A shimmering portal arrives leading back to the realm **
Posted: 20 Jun 2019 01:42 [ permalink ]
 1153853: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
 1094764: Lord Soth the Death Knight     

 Extra fun Skie.
Posted: 18 Jun 2019 23:57 [ permalink ]
Severus Forest run: 

Treant Council:
  571726: Gruul, a gnarled and blackened ancient treant-shaman         
 1060955: Eirrac, ancient warlord of the tree legions                  
  975958: Vylara, a tall and slender treant ancient glowing with magic 

Akhenemhet: 
 1158302: the vile and horrific webmistress Akhenemhet, Mother of Mise 


Wyvern: 

You utter the holy words praising Las and zap the spell 'dispel evil'.
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your BURNING crucifix
of Las and strikes with immense power upon An ancient thorny wyvern.
Ghost of Bill whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'


Far above, Huppu falls from the wyvern!
You have a new party kill option for top10!
An ancient thorny wyvern stops existing in this reality.
An ancient thorny wyvern is DEAD, R.I.P.

 2085453: an ancient thorny wyvern stinks of decaying life 


Loot:
Gold ring of the ancient wyvern <red glow> 
A pair of wyvernscale leggings <red glow>
the essence of Vylara
a mithril cuirass decorated with a spider signet <red glow>

Special Explore: Severus - Akhenemhet's treasure horde
Inside the secret hoard of the Webmistress, Akhenemhet.
This is it!.. the secret hoard of the Akhenemhet. This place is a large stone
chamber cluttered with cobwebs and ancient filth. Bones of long forgotten
treasure hunters line the floor. There are piles of cobweb and waste littering
the floor here.
A secret exit to the west is revealed.
Obvious exit is: west.
a pile of things.. covered in ages of cobwebs
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
You have stumbled upon an ancient and IMPOSSIBLE to find place! You have
earned 51728 experience!
Posted: 21 Apr 2019 18:26 [ permalink ]
### AQ: Melcross ###
Melcross BOOMS 'Well done, you have brought me all the pieces. As
a reward I shall give you the axe forged by the smith deity, Marion!'

Melcross draws a pentagram to the floor with blood and places the
items inside it while chanting a strange hymn. Suddenly the pieces
start to twitch and begin to draw together.

The items touch together all as one and with a mighty thunderclap
they meld into a strangely glowing axe. Grinning devilishly
Melcross picks up the axe and hands it to you.
Congratulations! You have just completed Melcross!
You receive 22662 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Posted: 21 Apr 2019 14:53 [ permalink ]
Top Quest Masters on BatMUD.'
  No  Name            Lvl         Quests Time from last update'
   1: Zerks           108            159  2 days 23 hours'
   2: Zerks           108            159  2 days 19 hours'
   3: Zerks           108            159  2 days 18 hours'
   4: Zerks           108            159  2 days 17 hours'
   5: Zerks           108            159  2 days  6 hours'
   6: Zerks           108            159  2 days  5 hours'
   7: Zerks           108            159  1 day 21 hours'
   8: Zerks           108            159  1 day 20 hours'
   9: Zerks           108            159  1 day 19 hours'
  10: Zerks           108            159  1 day 18 hours'
...'
 304: Yar             102            122  3 days  4 hours'
 305: Yar             102            122  2 days 19 hours'
 306: Yar             102            122  2 days 17 hours'
 307* Sparhawk        103            121  3 days 13 hours'
 308* Sparhawk        103            121  1 day 15 hours'
 309* Sparhawk        103            121  1 day 14 hours'
 310* Sparhawk        103            121 17 hours'
Zerks tells you 'undisputed top quester'
Posted: 15 Apr 2019 12:25 [ permalink ]
Experience spent: 15 704 623
Posted: 02 Apr 2019 03:24 [ permalink ]
518795: Reverend B'zarre, former highpriest of the Twilight  

You get bad vibrations as G'naa'Byeh's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
G'naa'Byeh is DEAD, R.I.P.

1039675: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight   


A plain wooden ringband (glowing)
an elegant golden ring decorated with wyrm shaped emerald <cursed>
Opaque bracelets 'tekek' (glowing) <red glow>
Crimson sash of Twilight (glowing) <red glow>
Stormfall, the infernal double-edged axe of the Dawning Twilight <strongly
burning> <crimson glow>
a translucent crimson ring of the Twilight <red glow>
A translucent potion containing burning yellow liquid (full)
A translucent potion containing burning violet liquid (full)
The ancient rune of Gwelien
Posted: 29 Mar 2019 00:37 [ permalink ]
. 632329: The First Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above
.1202273: The Second Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above
. 912103: The Third Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above
.1120624: The Fourth Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above
.2546787: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above

a colorful doormat
scroll of item claiming
A box, covered with fierce burning symbols <red glow>
Tiara of closed mind (glowing) <red glow>
crystal ball of awareness (rare) (glowing)
a thin discus
a fluttering black silk cloak (glowing)
scroll of armour changing
a spellbook (agility accelerator)
a large steel safe labeled as <| Tiamat |> (closed)
two small portable portals (glowing)
Posted: 19 Mar 2019 07:54 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Perin's - Llyth's Room ###
The Astral Plane.
The air here is greyish and smoky.  You have left the temple, you now stand
out on the astral plane.  Should you fall from the web, you would fall out
into the abyss.  All around you is silver webbing. The thin webbing is
stronger then steel and fine as silk.
In the center of the room is a large well.  Pure evil spills from the
glass-like surface of this well.
Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
After navigating through the astral webs,
you've reached an important place of the 
realm, which makes you feel more experienced.

### Special Explore: Perins - Slime Pool ###
As you enter the slime it consumes you, it covers you.
The forces of evil protect you from harm, as if you are one of them.

Slime Pool.
You are in a great void under the oblisk.  You are surrounded by grey ooze and
slime.  The spirit of evil surrounds you and and entraps you.  A small altar
stands before you.
atop the slime altar is a small mace
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
After diving through the pool of acid, you have reached a
place of importance.  An equivocal feeling overwhelms you,
as if good and evil were in complete harmony in this room.
Both dead but still alive, both fighting but still at peace,
the jing and the jang.  Eternally together but always apart.
Posted: 15 Mar 2019 07:45 [ permalink ]
431149: The First Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms 

1095225: The Second Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, loom 

1097965: The Third Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms 

1066592: The Fourth Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, loom 

2727667: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms 

A spellbook (giant strength) 
A spellbook (youth) 
Wooden rod of Gadelar <red glow>
Bright blue bracelets <red glow> 
Scroll of item claiming 
Moonstone tiara <red glow> 
A ring of flames (rare) 
A fluttering black silk cloak 
A faint blue glass orb <red glow> 

First full Tiamat kill!
Posted: 14 Mar 2019 23:39 [ permalink ]
 699173: an evil slave master    < bright white on holz

Dropped 1.6m in mithril!
Posted: 09 Mar 2019 19:47 [ permalink ]
### AQ: Save the Farmers ###
The farmers wife quickly snatches the head and in return gives you a fresh
apple pie
Congratulations! You have just completed Save the farmers!
You receive 1132 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You give A bloody wyvern head to Wife.


Solo:  88890: Rendevelin, the Invincible Wyvern, lurks here 
Posted: 06 Mar 2019 00:42 [ permalink ]
>           \\\\\\\\\\\|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||///////////
><><>{}{}()()+++---___ Vindicator of Justice Complete! ___---+++()(){}{}<><>
>           ///////////^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\\\\\\\\\\




You point at Nasty zombie and shout, 'By the power of Feather Cross, I command
you to TURN!'
Nasty zombie abruptly turns into a pile of dust.

Completed nun task 'Vindicator of justice'. Time spent: [2h28m8s]
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Vindicator of justice'*

Cross of Clouds flashes and glimmers for a moment.

#########################################################################

Included getting into a quagmire on luce as well as getting flipped once. 
I was sure that, that had caused me to fail. 

Thanks to Toper and Fuser for the moral support. 
Thanks to Banba for financing my multi-contient tour. 
Posted: 28 Feb 2019 19:05 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Kharim Vault - Chamber of Souls ###
Chamber of souls.
This disconsolate place has many names. Some call it as soul limbo, while
others prefer to call it as chamber of souls. Regardless of its name, it is a
sad prison and inside the limbo thousands of wailing voices have been trapped.
Their purpose is to serve their master or they could risk suffering even worse
fate, to be imprisoned and forced to serve in the soul army of the Canine God
before eternal perdition. Despite the sad purpose that this horrible chamber
has, the room is very simple and mundane. There isn't much to see. The walls
are similar to any rock you might have seen before. The souls cannot be seen,
but their wailing could be heard. Therefore it would not be as practicable to
watch as it would be to listen.
Obvious exit is: out.e
a flashing titanium rod (glowing)
Congrats! You discovered a new room!
You gain 50685 additional explore experience from finding this place!


  19370: Drane Roghwoso, the renegade warlord   
 1083324: a hostile bloodserf of Kharim, growling fiercely 
 1085670: an enormous goat-like demon  
  585372: Ilsara of Avenstord, the black sorceress
 1156628: a colossal behemoth known as Ufras, bloodletter of the Canine God

Great Haul!:
The ghoulish shield of the Great Mogul of Emilan <red glow>
a burning amulet <red glow>
the black grimoire <red glow>
Posted: 21 Feb 2019 10:30 [ permalink ]

### AQ: Treasuries of the Nocilis Valley! ###

The sky flashes.
Congratulations! You have just completed Treasuries of the nocilis valley!
You receive 152126 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 10 training points.

Suddenly the Heaven cracks wide open and 2 HUGE(tm) trombones emerge from the
sky, playing praise song for the mighty heroes.. the Tiamat slayers!
Conquer sings beautifully.
Ewige sings beautifully.
Resin sings beautifully.
Fuser sings beautifully.
Ramjett sings beautifully.
You sing beautifully.
Kanis sings beautifully.
Pisano sings beautifully.
Sparhawk sings beautifully.

The Last Incarnation of Tiamat is dead.

In a flash, a hole opens in the ground; it leads down...into a dark tunnel...
A familiar voice echoes in your head 'Is this the end...or just the
beginning?'
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Tiamat as it dies.
Tiamat is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Tiamat's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. 
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.'

2742670: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms 

          - Loots - 

Behind the waterfall.
You arrive in a room with a small opening exiting behind the waterfall.  The
falling water doesn't seem too fast, you could probably exit through it.
Obvious exits are: out and ne.
a long, pitch black cape
Tiara of closed mind (glowing) <red glow>
a translucent visor, coloured with the shades of dark magenta (glowing)
a small staff (rare) <red glow>
a dark ring, made of stone (rare)
Cloak of the Frostdemon Winds (glowing) <red glow>
a large steel safe labeled as <| Tiamat |> (closed)
a leather bag labeled as <| Narcuul |> (almost empty)
A tight blue collar (glowing)
a pair of red rocket boots (rare)
silvery crucifix, overlaid with white cloth (holy)


          - Thanks - 

Thanks to Conquer for leading it. Thanks to Huppu and co. for killing the
first 4 incarnations. 
Posted: 19 Feb 2019 00:09 [ permalink ]
 1101895: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you  
 1131526: Lord Soth the Death Knight    
  111575: White Dragon                                                 
  132633: Black Dragon                                                 
  184263: Red Dragon                                                   

Quick Citadel run (just under 2.5hrs), and I finally got to see the south side
of the citadel!
Posted: 07 Feb 2019 07:14 [ permalink ]
 Five-man Stomp with Resin, Stylus, Pisano, Xortoth. 

 Also helped Ellash get LQ57.
 
 Diced 4th!


 627872: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king (Lead)
Enchanted leg protectors!

### Special Explore: Dahbec - Treasure Horde ###
A dark cavern.
After having walked through a short tunnel you emerge in a small room where
the dragons have stored whatever tidbits of welth they might have come across
over the years. There's a lot of crap here as well, the dragons probably don't
have the same sense for wealth as ordinary people have.
Obvious exit is: down.
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
You gain 48981 additional explore experience from finding this place!


 574971: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta 

 545885: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze        

### Special Explore: Atlantis - Behemoth Room ###
A huge room with a red aura..
You have entered a huge room with water dripping along the walls and a red
aura fills the room. You have never felt more evil before. In the center of
the room is a large demon that was summoned long ago by the priests of this
forgotten temple. The priests were not able to control him and he had
destroyed most if not all of the priests.
Obvious exit is: south.
Behemoth, a giant demon summoned forth by Iana stands here. (undead)
You don't remember being here before.
As you walk in the room, ancient demonic powers start to meddle
with your body, almost tearingit apart!
The demonic powers leave your body as quickly as they invaded it.
You feel more experienced by the special ordeal.


 349490: Behemoth, a giant demon summoned forth by Iana stands here. 

and ~25 minute Osenseida (From entering the area to kill)

 724564: A towering demon, swathed in black   (Lead)

Posted: 31 Jan 2019 09:11 [ permalink ]
You fume celestial force and utter the words (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Fat ruler forming a radiating bolt of
divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air bursting on
Wiespe.
Wiespe dies in a massive pool of blood.
Wiespe is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Wiespe's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

1078600: Wiespe the lecherous vampire  
Posted: 30 Jan 2019 02:08 [ permalink ]
Shar throws a strange egg through the grating, into the pit.
You hear some gleeful, slobbery gobbling sounds below.
A loud, belching sound reverberates throughout the world.

### Special Explore: Zonni's Swamp - The sacrifice pit ###
The sacrifice pit.
You are standing knee-deep in blood.  Around you is the sacrificial pit which
you so foolishly descended into.  There are mutilated bodies floating in the
rivers of blood, and there are large amounts of slime mixed in with the blood.
 A horrible pungent aroma assaults your nostrils, and you can barely see
through the surrounding darkness.
Obvious exit is: up.
New room located -- explore count increased by one.

As you slumber down, you find yourself knee-deep in a pond of blood.
Your vision is filled with the slimy bodies, floating steadily in the rivers
of slime-enriched blood.  You have found a truly special place of the realm,
thus receiving 50592 experience for your achievement.

No Gods here. :( 

Posted: 29 Jan 2019 18:47 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Ancient Temple of the Gods: Temple Roof ###
On the roof of the temple.
You are on the roof of the temple. The temple yard surrounds you in every
direction. The view is awesome. There's a hole in the floor. You have a
strange feeling about this place, it almost feels like this place is not real.
A wide stairway rises up towards the sky.
Above you is a cold, slowly moving, clear night sky. A breeze blows around
you. A waxing gibbous moon hangs in the sky.
Obvious exit is: stairway.
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 47675 additional explore experience from finding this place!


### Special Explore: Ancient Temple of the Gods: Eidilon's Room ###
The luxurious hall of the Gods.
You are in the main hall of the Heaven, the ancient home of all the Gods. The
Gods abandoned this place hundreds of years ago but left Eidilon, the holy
archangel to guard this place. Everything in this room is of divine origin.
You can just look around and be amazed.
Obvious exits are: d and u.
Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.

Entering the luxurious hall forces your body to undergo a peculiar
sensation; You feel uncomfortable - yet harmonious.  Myriad of divine thoughts
and emotions race through your mind, as if your whole existence was probed by
supernatural forces.
Posted: 28 Jan 2019 00:02 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Lost Pyramid - Small hidden Crypt ###
A small hidden crypt.
You are in a small tomb. There is a decorated stone pedestal with a
sarcophagus on it. There are four huge stone pillars around the pedestal. The
walls and the ceiling are covered with beautiful decorations. There are few
pots on one corner of the room. The atmosphere is tense and you can feel the
evil forces around you.
Obvious exit is: south.
A demonic wraith emits evil magic (undead)
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 47048 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Posted: 15 Jan 2019 21:53 [ permalink ]
### AQ: Catfolk Shipyard ###
You give the eye of the Ioxathyi to Nithas.
Nithas exclaims 'Hooray! You killed the beast!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Catfolk shipyard!
You receive 8849 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.


1126297: a hulking beast full of sound and fury, standing tall 
Posted: 15 Jan 2019 02:25 [ permalink ]
### AQ: Rise of the verminkin! ###

 494378: The Assassin Adept, cloaked in shadows

1167654: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde    

Khalun grabs his chest in pain and looks at you in disbelief. He falls down to
his knees and grabs his head. A black mist forms and covers his body.

Khalun thunders 'What... my God, no.. NO! You promised me GLORY! You promised
me...'

The Warlord screams in tormented agony as the mist dissolves his flesh! After
this appalling phenomenon, a visage of a gigantic black rat appears before
you. The burning red eyes of the god stare at you and your soul seems bare.
Congratulations! You have just completed Rise of the verminkin!
You receive 54064 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.

  I will not forget ...

With this, the visage is gone.

You hear the sound of toppling stones coming somewhere from the west!
Khalun loses the privilege to live.
Khalun is DEAD, R.I.P.

### Special Explore: Astacia - Before a massive crater. ###

Before a massive crater.
You are standing on a ledge, south from a massive crater hundreds of feet wide
and almost as deep. Deeply black charred rock covers the surface of the crater
and a strange dark glow is everywhere. The crater is otherwise empty, and a
large tunnel, as wide and tall as the crater itself, leads northward. Above
you, the ceiling is ripped open and the ruined city's ravaged buildings lean
in to cover the view. On the ledge, several peculiar plants grow in random
places in apparent chaos.
Above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky. A breeze blows around you.
Obvious exits are: s and tunnel.
A tall skaven clad in fine crimson silk
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
The sight is amazing. It all seems much clearer now. You receive 47687
experience points.

Tall skaven says 'He was indeed a strong warrior and one of the Horned One's
favourites. But he was but a wheel in the great warp-machinery. He failed his
god, and earned his wrath, as did you. You must now understand that it is
ill-advised to return to this city for a while. He still remembers you, but He
will forget. There are greater things that demand His attention.'

Posted: 12 Jan 2019 23:41 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Nun Guild - Sera ### 
Center of huge octagram.
You are standing in the center of huge octagram, painted with blood to the
ground of this huge round shape cavern. Odd symbols cover the rocky walls. a
small stone altar stands before you.
A magically sealed moonstone door (shining) (open) leads hall.
Obvious exits are: n, s, e, w, nw, ne, sw, se and hall.
Congrats! You discovered a new room!
As you step into the room, your mind is greeted with a loud, chaotic
shriek, which reverberates back and forth throughout the octagram.  The
supernatural sound fades promptly, leaving an echo of despair in your head..

                     'Release.. me....'

Reaching this special room grants you with 48059 experience.

]---------------------------------------------------------------------------[


Durtle bitchslaps Archmage Sera causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Omnos utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new TOP party kill!
Archmage Sera is dogfood.
Archmage Sera is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Archmage Sera's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 9 monsters remain.'

 2344805: Sera the evil Archmage of Chaos is chanting here  

Posted: 07 Jan 2019 06:02 [ permalink ]
The Story of Abigail's Nightmare (Edited to make it more readable):

Abigail was the only nun to survive the attack of daemons while she was a nun
in small convent known as Sisters of Las. After taking the task go to her and
ask her about nightmares she has been having lately and she will tell you 
more.   

You ask Abigail, the abbess about nightmare.
Abbess smiles at you and speaks, 'The story I am about to tell you is a long
one so I will tell it to you in two parts. The parts are 'part_one' and
'part_two'. Ask me when you are ready and I will light the subject.

Blah Blah Blah ... Convent was attacked by a sorcerer known as Tuetonic, Lord
Zin saved Abigail and set up the nun guild. Abigail is dreaming about the old
convent and what happened, realizes she has a piece of a letter that could
show who helped Teutonic. She wants to you to go to the old convent and find
the other pieces.
(Mostly cut this section out because it's really long and needs heavy editing)


]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[

Piece of bloody letter twirls on the dust.
YUCH, Zyaq Qzendai's entrails spill all over the place.
Zyaq Qzendai is DEAD, R.I.P.
 271886: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic     
 Dropped Habo Tome!

Piece of bloody letter twirls on the dust.
Lothor the Daemon gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Lothor the Daemon is DEAD, R.I.P.
 371715: Lothor the Daemon commander of Chaos

Piece of bloody letter twirls on the dust.
Rotten templar staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Rotten templar is DEAD, R.I.P.
  30315: Rotten templar of Faerwon        

You dig up all four bloody letter pieces and glue them together using snot,
not pretty but it works.

   -   -   -    -    -    -    -    -    -    -    -   -    -    -   -
 /                         /                                           \
|         P   A   C   T   \   O   F      C   H   A   O   S               \
                           |                                               \
                            \
|    I ,  T e u t o n i c   t| h e   i m m o r t a l   w i z a r d          |
                             \_ _ ,
|    a n d  f o l l o w e r   o f |  L a s   w  i l l  g i v e              |
                                  '- -.
|    i n f o r m a t i o n   a b o u t|   s e c r e t   t u n n e l s       |
                                      /
|    u n d e r   t h e   C o n v e n /t  w h e r e   s o c i e t y          |
                                    /
|    c a l l e d   S i s t e r s   /o f   L a s   l i v e s.   A s          |
                                  /
|    a n   e x c h a n g e   o f  | m y   s e r v i c e   a n d             |
                                  |
\    b e t r a y a l   o f   L a s. \  T h e   m i g h t y   G o d   o f    |
  \  _  _   _              _  _  . _   _    _     _     _   _
|    D e a t h ,\ C u r a /t  h  , W \i l l   g r a n t   T e \u t o n i c  |
                 \ _  _ /             \                        \_  _  _  _ /
|    p o s i t i o n   o f  D e m i g\ o d   a n d   f u l l                |
                                     /
|    p o w e r s   o f  C h a o s.  / C u r a t h  h a s                    |
                                   /
|    a p p o i n t e d   a n   u n |d e a d   O v e r l o r d               |
                                - -.
|    t o   c a r r y   o u t  / h i s   o r d e r s .   W h e n             |
                              \
|    e v e r y   n u n   i n   |t h i s  C o n v e n t   i s                |
                               /
|    s l a i n ,   t h e   t r |e a t y   i s  m e t.                      /
                               /                                          /
|                             /                                         /
\         T e u t o n i c     \     Grandion, the HUGE black demon     /
 \                             \                                      /
  -   -   -   -   -   -  -  - - -  -    -    -    -    -    -    -  -

Also Killed Xzui and diced leg!

 219764: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals     

]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[

You give A bloody letter to Abigail.
Abigail starts to examine the bloody letter and states angrily ,'Damn, so
Grandion, the HUGE black demon was the one conspiring with traitorous
Teutonic'.
Abigail paces around and exclaims, 'In the name of those sisters who died by
this unholy union I demand RETRIBUTION!'

Abigail tells you 'You have done well by finding this letter but the souls of
those who have died by the hand of this monster can not rest before the undead
overlord has fallen. Go and get Zircon of Teleportation from task room and use
it to the undead lord before it falls. I will monitor the feedback your zircon
transmits to me and teleport to your location when the monster is weak enough
and deliver the final blow! I believe, that Grandion, the HUGE black demonis
still somewhere in Necropolis.

Sister Evelyn hands you a small zircon ball. -> zircon ball of Teleportation

]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[

 448697: Alkarmir the banshee is wailing here eternally          
 476141: Amrun the DEMONIC lich, leader of the undead hordes of Moratar
 448205: Araudagul the Vampire Lord is a true Warlock        
 531742: Ramnamir the HUGE bone golem is filling up the furnaces
 522739: Krenshibon the ancient black Dracolich        

Grandion screams in pain and is bleeding badly.
Zircon in Sparhawk's name fumes brightly.
A bright flash takes over and Abbess Abigail stands before you.
Abbess Abigail raises her cross of St. Nicole to the heavens and mutters '
$Lassum$ '
The skies open and dazzling bright light sweeps over the region.
Grandion EEPS fearfully.
Abbess Abigail ZAPS screaming Grandion with death rays.
MASSIVE bolt of pure magic hits Grandion inflicting terrible pain.
FLASH of lightning strikes from the heavens, mutilating Grandion.
HUGE blazing meteor dashes from the skies totally crushing Grandion.
Grandion SCREAMS in pain as Abbess Abigail tortures it with chain lightning.
Grandion BEGS for mercy as Abbess Abigail tears all limbs off, one by one.
Foul stench of burned meat floats in the air as squached body of Grandion
staggers lifeless to the ground.

Abbess Abigail is suddenly bathed in bright light as she fades away.
As Grandion falls, an unseen barrier explodes in the room, blinding you for a
second...
Grandion is dogfood.
Grandion is DEAD, R.I.P.

556461: Grandion, the HUGE black demon is the main servant of Moratar

Abbess Abigail connects to your mind, 'Thank you for giving me the opportunity
to avenge the death of my fellow sisters. You have done well.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Abigail's Nightmare'*

]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[

Thanks to Crowbar, Ewige, Fuser, Stylus, Resin, Pisano, Sparhawk, Xortoth and
Drifter for helping me collect the letter's from the Old convent.

Thanks to Ellash, Kanis, Porkzar, Shar, Sarma, Tatza, Toper, Xortoth for the 
awesome Necroplis Exp STOMP for Grandion!

Posted: 26 Dec 2018 22:28 [ permalink ]
Great black mass is DEAD, R.I.P.

The magic mist around the dead Great black mass's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 10 monsters remain.'


1657326: A great black mass with large quivering tentacles


Priest says 'Aahh, it's you! My words cannot describe what this means to us.
You have freed us from Cyaegha's horrible power. I think that it kept us in
some kind of telepathic control for years and years. Possibly it had been
doing it as long as this village has been here. Our village is really old,
several hundreds of years old I think. We were not able to do anything but
obey its will.'
Priest says 'Just in case someone reveals his aggressive character.'
The priest prays and calmness descends upon everyone.
Priest says 'Alright, let's see the reward, I have many items for you.'

Priest says 'krokodiili, xortoth, stylus, sparhawk, parsin, troile, nepos,
woocca and sarmangoth slayed Cyaegha and got a reward.'

Priest says 'These red felt boots belonged to a small kid of the village. At
winter he used to slide a slope with these, as the bottoms of these boots are
so slippery, that these slide very well on the snow.'
The priest gives Nepos red felt boots

Priest says 'If you happen to have a tentacle or tail that needs protection...
this tail ring is the perfect thing for it.'
The priest gives Nepos an electrum tentacle protector laced with jewels

Priest says 'I don't know much about those magicians or wizards, but few years
ago a strange man arrived and did magic tricks. He wore this pendant, but does
not need it anymore. As Cyaegha controlled us telepathically and wanted
sacrifices and we couldn't resist...requiescat in pace.'
The priest gives Nepos a wolf pendant

Priest says 'This tip of the doom tentacle is said to have strong healing
powers.'
The priest gives Nepos thrashing, pulsating severed tip of a doom tentacle

Priest says 'Have this candlestick which is made of pure gold. It was part of
the church's treasury.'
The priest gives Nepos a precious looking golden candlestick

Priest asks 'Evil still lingers inside this haze. Is your sanity fair trade
for power?'
The priest gives Nepos twisted swirl of madness

Priest says 'These are jolly good mittens my friend's grandmother knitted to
him when we were kids. I was evil back then and wasn't yet taught the word of
God. I was jealous as my grandmother had passed away and I didn't have as good
mittens as he had. So I stole these, and remember, that was a long time ago.'
The priest gives Nepos wool mittens with red and white square pattern

Priest says 'This cross is for conspicuous gallantry. Wear it with pride and
gain strength from your wounds.'
The priest gives Nepos a cross-shaped medal, denoting valour
Posted: 24 Dec 2018 03:08 [ permalink ]
Dangerous Bunny Blood!!

327620: a medium-sized demonic being, made of red sludge  
Posted: 20 Dec 2018 06:35 [ permalink ]
 546101: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze   

3man with Resin and Xortoth
Posted: 20 Dec 2018 00:39 [ permalink ]
1012183: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master  

 394606: Klys, the old high priest is here telling stories  

 793806: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice  
Posted: 15 Dec 2018 22:50 [ permalink ]
Torturer stops existing in this reality.
Torturer is DEAD, R.I.P.

The magic mist around the dead Torturer's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

878443: the Grand Master Torturer  

1. Droolah        |       18.25% |        0.55% |        2.79%
2. Valkrist       |       15.82% |       68.18% |        0.53%
3. Gileon         |       15.26% |        0.00% |        1.81%
4. Sparhawk       |       14.16% |       22.72% |        6.59%
5. Pirutar        |       13.58% |        0.06% |        4.32%

Rough start as I learned/remembered how to do GMT, but I managed to fix my
damage % eventually! :D
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 22:53 [ permalink ]
Lyn SAVED ME!!!!

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Lyn suddenly starts to glow with a bright white light.
Lyn claps her hands and says 'I do believe in fairies!'

You have been revived from unconsciousness.

Posted: 05 Dec 2018 21:10 [ permalink ]
Esachen echoes 'Cursed be troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile, parsin,
troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile,
    parsin, troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile, parsin,
troile, parsin, troile, parsin,
    troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile, parsin, troile and
parsin.'
Parsin's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
You gain 10850 additional experience due to the excellent leadership of
Parsin.
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.
With a messy *SPLAT* your enemy is no more.

1022582: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 
Posted: 04 Dec 2018 22:25 [ permalink ]
Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm stops existing in this reality.
Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm is DEAD, R.I.P.
22:09 1014822: Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon     

Forgot to make a space for him in holz. meh.
Posted: 01 Dec 2018 00:25 [ permalink ]
You getchunk of unusual green metal for your victory!
The portal begins to collapse! Get through it, quickly!

A royal ghost appears.
Arthas whispers 'Father...is it...over?'

The ghost replies 'No, son. You're going to respawn, and they'll kill you
again tomorrow.'

Arthas whispers 'I see...only darkness...before...me...'

The ghost says, 'At long last. No king rules forever.'

Arthas whispers 'Not true...I have the best...expansion...ever!'
Arthas finally dies.

The ghost says, 'Good riddance. Little bastard stabbed me in the chest.'
The ghost vanishes.

Shar's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
YUCH, Arthas's entrails spill all over the place.
Arthas is DEAD, R.I.P.

623062: undead knight in full icy plate armour
Posted: 19 Nov 2018 23:16 [ permalink ]
Total of 777777777 experience spent on character.
         !!!!!!!!!
Posted: 20 Sep 2018 06:13 [ permalink ]
You rub Crosier of Angel and utter with sinister voice (dispel evil)
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Crosier of Angel
and strikes with sheer force upon
    Horiz the Unclean.
You have a new TOP solo kill!
Horiz the Unclean dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Horiz the Unclean is DEAD, R.I.P.

 55624: Rotten remains of Horiz the Unclean  

Hallowed Rosary (holy) (glowing) <red glow>


You give Hallowed Rosary (holy) <red glow> to Bernadette.

Sister Bernadette says 'What is this?'
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.

Sister Bernadette says 'Las be praised! You found the Hallowed Rosary! You
have done well sister'



* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Tomb Raider'*
Posted: 19 Sep 2018 22:16 [ permalink ]
  607373: the black dread   

Quest for Ecky.
Posted: 19 Sep 2018 05:14 [ permalink ]
  388506: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe  
Posted: 18 Sep 2018 22:19 [ permalink ]
 973277: a man in green, Johnny Dover, the leprechaun king

Posted: 16 Sep 2018 23:12 [ permalink ]
787522: Groll the Undead Overlord of Daemon troops 
Posted: 10 Sep 2018 07:11 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Castle Severus - Seekirt Room! ###
A strange place that reminds you of.. a secret scroll room in the halls of
knowledge.
A secret scroll room with.. no contents. This room is rather pointless. There
are no items save for the door, and the surrounding walls. The floor is rather
clear as well, in fact a rectangular spot where dust has not collected is
present in the center of the floor.
An iron door (open) leads west.
Obvious exit is: west.
The ground below is not what it seems..
You step on a patch of molten rock! It HURTS!
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
Treacherous! Dangerous! The Underworld is no easy place to explore. 43730
experience for your tenacity!

Posted: 09 Sep 2018 17:48 [ permalink ]
You wave furiously your Crosier of Angel and utter (holy bolt)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Surges of holy force coil around your Crosier of Angel forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your
    wrist and bolt hurls through the air detonating on Void walker.
The void walker slumps onto its knees as it takes its last breath. As it
exhales, its entire body dissipates into
    a mist that swirls and blows away...


Suddenly an apparition appears.. a ghost of the ancient past.


 *** The ghost of King Ethann Severus I, lord of the realm stands before you.
***


Void walker is dogfood.
Void walker is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Void walker's neck leaps to Resin's Kerbholz.
Angel whispers in your ear, 'Death, blood, power... a nun craves not these
things.'


First Life for Las in this rebirth!
Posted: 27 Aug 2018 21:46 [ permalink ]
  719325: huge glowing lava elemental waving its six tentacles         |

Posted: 14 Aug 2018 01:27 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Mirkhold - Throne Chamber of Moratar Cain ###
Throne chamber of Moratar Cain.
You have arrived to the personal Throne chamber of
Moratar Cain. His huge throne is made of pure, black
adamantium, with white bone inlays. Many ancient runes
line all the walls of this chamber. You have walked
into the heart of utter darkness. You can feel death
all around you.
Obvious exits are: nw, ne, sw and se.
Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Dead (undead)
This is the first time you've been here.

As you step into the room, you're overwhelmed with a nauseous feeling.  You
have entered the room of the Lord of the Necropolis -- The throne chamber of
pure death incarnated.  You are not alone, as death accompanies the
environment.  You gain 44052 experience for reaching this place.

 1120539: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Dead 
Posted: 07 Aug 2018 00:30 [ permalink ]
1104824: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
921412: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole  
1048047: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black v

Had cloak/mask/nightfall/coat/parry belt/necklace
Posted: 25 Jul 2018 06:13 [ permalink ]
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'Oh you found it, good work.'

Abbess Abigail gasps at you, 'Oh my dear child, you have found all the
separate equipments of 'White Rose' set. This is truly a magnificent day,
thanks to you.'

Abbess Abigail lays the equipments on the ground and raises her hands while
muttering 'Unitee unzei.'

Abbess is bathed in bright light, the air crackles under heavy magical
pressure.
Items laying on the ground rise high above Abigail's head and start to whirl
with great speed. A flash of light takes over and you have to cover your eyes.
You hear a loud ZINNGGGGGGGGG as the separate pieces of equipment magically
joins together. The bright light fades away and you see Abbess holding a
dazzling snowy white set of 'White Rose' in her arms.

Abbess  smiles at you and says, 'I will place this set next to the altar,
where it belongs. You are a credit to the guild and truly earned the right to
fully master the knowledge of dispelling. Go now and learn.'



* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Set of White Rose'*

Posted: 15 Jul 2018 22:50 [ permalink ]
1096917: a hulking beast full of sound and fury, standing tall
Posted: 23 Jun 2018 20:27 [ permalink ]
First try. 22% purity

You point at Leo and shout, 'By the power of Crosier of Angel, I command you
to TURN!'
Dazzling white mist takes over Leo as it ceases to exist.
You feel righteous!
The Gods smile to your accomplishment.

Posted: 18 Jun 2018 02:34 [ permalink ]
 1132249: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood - Melkior

### LQ 80: The Savage Coast ###

Congratulations! You have just completed The savage coast!
You receive 134448 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
The moon turns red as Felidae is slayed and the man in the moon gets a sad
face. Some might argue that it was wrong, some might say it was just about
time. But a demi-goddess has fallen and much will change...
You feel more experienced in leading.
Felidae's horn disappears back into her skull.
Felidae dies in a massive pool of blood.
Felidae is DEAD, R.I.P.

 708681: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold 

Thanks to: Stylus, Drifter, Nepos, DL, Kragan, , Toudi, Kanis, Sarmangoth,
Wopith, Diolyx, Hatebreeder, Lysander, Pisano
Posted: 13 Jun 2018 23:12 [ permalink ]
### LQ 74: A tale of two towers ###

You fume celestial force and utter the words (dispel evil)
Air crackles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Ice cross and
strikes with blazing rage upon Grand Wizard Vebahn.
Vebahn's skin freezes solid as the shield glows BLUE.
The evil Vebahn has been vaniquished.
Grand Wizard Vebahn suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Grand Wizard Vebahn is DEAD, R.I.P.

1173208: Vebahn, the Grand Wizard of the Black Order of Magic (exhaus

The hydra sheds a loose scale on the ground just before it collapses to its
death.
You have a new TOP party kill!
One headed hydra is dogfood.
One headed hydra is DEAD, R.I.P.

 909471: a grotesque one headed hydra

Congratulations! You have just completed A tale of two towers!
You receive 60696 gold as a reward for completing the quest.


Nepos takes a scale removed from a three-headed hydra.


### Special Explore: Two Towers - Inside the White Tower Vault. ###
Inside the White Tower Vault.
This is the grand hall of the White Tower; the home of the White Wizard,
Morrigaine. Everything here is bright white as if part of a dream. It feels as
if there are walls and a floor although they cannot be seen. Clearly there is
another massive room to the north.
White tower door (open) leads out.
Obvious exit is: out.
an ornate mithril safe (bolted down) (closed)
an ornate anipium safe (bolted down) (empty)
an ornate gold safe (bolted down) (empty)
You've never set foot here before.
You get 43315 experience, and a lifetime of wisdom.
Posted: 04 Jun 2018 16:29 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Young love torn apart!

Posted: 04 Jun 2018 05:21 [ permalink ]
A vision of Bouzou appears ....
Bouzou says 'Good work fellow adventurers this calls for a celebrations'
A dimensional rift appears.
Bouzou says 'Step into the rift i have had the servants preparing one hell of
feast. You are going to need that refreshments, cause i have decided for you
that you are worthy enough to go to the tower of Inra.'
 You step into the rift and steps out in a big room with tables full of food
and wine. You make yourself comfortable and all the thoughts about Inra
disappears in your dizzy thoughts about wine and women.
A servant wakes you the next morning saying that you are summoned by Bouzou.
Your head is aching, but you dress yourself and walk to him feeling solemnly.
On the way to the king you remember that you forgot to take the treasure from
Arathrua, but there is no time to think about that now. The guards admits you
entrance to the king chamber.
Bouzou says 'Dear friends a dangerous path lies before you, i will send a
group of dwarves so they can guide you safely to the Inra's tower. From there
it's up too you.'
Bouzou rises and nods towards a priest that stands beside the throne.
Bouzou says 'But I do have a present for you that might ease yourtroubles.'
The priest steps forward with a bone white skull in his hands.
Bouzou explains 'This skull belonged to our ancestor 'Arou' and it's holy for
us. The legend says that it will destroy all undeads that comes in range for
its power. But thats just a legend because the undeads in the mines weren't
destroyed. But I have this feeling that it is importent for you to bring this
skull with you though I would like that it stayed here within our caverns.'
Bouzou gives the skull to the slayer of the dragon.
The expedition starts the very same day with the words from Bouzou still in
your mind you. The trip to the tower is even harder then thought it should be,
a never ending wind blows in your face it's so annoying. But you endure that
and the cold camp that you and dwarves set up. A blizzard suprises you the
next day, but somehow does you and the dwarves manage to get to the tower.
It's with sad eyes that the dwarves leaves you to your own faith ....

693980: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power

228208: Laingan the perverted Valheru jailer 

646439: Judas the traveler of thousands worlds is here meditating

You throw the bottle of shadow liquid against Inra!
The bottle of liquid shadow hits and shatters
.... and all heal breaks loose
A ENORMOUS black demon rises from the pool of shadow liquid
He points at Inra and says 'DIE!'
You can see that even Inra becomes pale
        And the demon engages Inra in battle
                SMASHING him into a bloody pulp
                        DEVASTATING him with an unholy storm of acid
But Inra fights on and at last he manages to decapitate the evil
intruder and you can't really understand how he survived....
You throw the thorn apple against Inra!
the thorn apple explodes in a cloud of deadly poison.
        It ENVELOPES Inras head
                DISRUPTS his very fabric of life
                        He SCREAMS
But waves with his hand and the cloud is gone. He steps
forward once again... Paler then before.
You throw the stardust against Inra!
The stardust shimmers and disappears in the air
and a power of electricity gathers in the air
        and theres a loud THUNDERCLAP
                a bolt hits Inra with a ZOT!
Inra staggers and is badly hurt..
You throw the bottle of lost souls against Inra!
..... and all hell breaks loose!
The sprits of the bottle attacks and the chill of death envelopes him!
The powers of death is so strong that your soul almost
gets banished from this universe.
Inra himself disappears and reappears
... he is in agony, fighting with the universe itself.
Then his figure is solid again....
You throw the holy water in Inra's face!
The holy water vapourize and gather itself into a unnatural
formation in the shape of hand. And then it attacks Inra....
A holy storm begins to RAGE around Inra
        It LASHES his soul to pieces
                SHRIVELS his precense
                        DISRUPTS his very soul
And the storm disappears and Inra is still here, but he is
hurt and exhausted from the effort.
You throw the screaming skull against Inra!
The skull begins to hover and then it speeds up...
A white aura envelops the skull and it attacks Inra!
       Tearing chunks of meat from his face!
               And then it EXPLODES into tornado of ice and destruction.
.... It leaves Inra standing as a statue of ice.
But you can see blood flowing back to his head.
And the ice layer is melted by pure anger......
The disc begins to hover and then it speeds up...
the disc EXPLODES into a cyclon of fire
        That ENGULFS Inra
                bringing his body utter and total DEMOLITION
But Inra steps out from fire that noone should surive.
Inra exclaims 'This is very annoying! DIE!'
You throw the crystal heart against Inra!
Time slows down and you can see the heart flying in slow-motion
with a shimmer in its track.
.... And then it implodes into a maelstrom of magical energy.
The magic maelstrom ENGULFS Inra.
        PURIFICATION!
                a FURNANCE heat surrounds him.
                        His body becomes FIRE
And the maelstorm is gone and a burning Inra steps out laughing
but still panting.







### Level Quest 69: The horsehead mountain
Congratulations! You have just completed The horsehead mountain!
You receive 37136 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Malitrius appears in a blink of light !
Malitrius says 'Good work brave comrades, you have done good in defeating the
evil that has haunted my realm. Now Inra is dead, everything will sort itself
out. The spirit of my forest will destroy the evil, but it will take a couple
of years.
Malitrius makes a gesture and a portal appears, and then is he gone as
suddenly as he appeared.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Inra dies in a massive pool of blood.
Inra is DEAD, R.I.P.

691294: Inra the valheru god (unholy)   
Posted: 03 Jun 2018 23:33 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Kutanakor West - Cavern of Light ###
Cavern of Light.
Soft moonlight filters past clouds to reflect off
the sparkling quartz walls through a large hole
in the ceiling.  A raised dias of white marble
graces the center of the enormous cavern.  One can
almost feel supernatural forces at play here.
Bone door (open) leads west.
Obvious exit is: west.
Congrats! You discovered a new room!

As you step into the room, you are engulfed by pale moonlight which
reflects back and forth between the mirror-like quartz walls.  The light
originates from a quartz, tunnel-like hole in the ceiling.  You gain 43985
experience from reaching this room.
You close bone door.

###

You drop A dragonstone, Scroll of Blessing, A chunk of mithril and Drow Ring.
Sparhawk begins reading the invocation inscribed on the marble dias.  as her
voice grows in volume.  The invocation reaches a climax and finishes.  All is
silent, the invocation was a failure.  Then you look up and see the clouds
parting.  A blazing white figure descends through the rift and addresses
Sparhawk.

'Thy cause is worthy and thy heart pure,' booms the figure.  'I grant thee
this boon, in thy hour of need.  Use it well, and you will defeat the evil
behind the evil.  Forget not my words, else all will go poorly with you.'

With that the figure turns to the items lying on the dias.  Speaking one word
they shimmer in a translucent light until the magical properties of each have
formed a single artifact.  A lightening stroke blinds you and when your eyes
clear the figure is gone.

### Special Explore: Kutanakor East - In the Breach ###
In the Breach.
Volcanic rock crunches underfoot as you tred warily
onward.  It appears that you have entered a vast
cavern of phenomenal proportions.  Here and there
geysers of lava fountain up.  This can only be what
the dwarves described as the Breach, the place where
evil first appeared in their realm.  This must be
its stronghold!
Hot lava encircles the volcanic rock.
Obvious exits are: w, n, e and s.
Xaktir Demonspawn
You've never set foot here before.

The vulcanic temperature and the sizzling rivers of lava - formed from
the bulging geysers, who constantly plunge the hot molten magma from deep down
under the earth - are giving you a first-hand view of hell on earth.  The
environment is supernaturally pressing, and you can feel the close presence of
something ancient, who would best behoove left unseen for mortal eyes.

You gain 45373 from reaching this special place.

###

 Sparhawk slips the Blessed Shackles of the Sun over Baal-Naygash's wrists.
 Screaming in rage, Baal-Naygash flexes its HUGE muscles, snapping the chain
 that holds its wrists bound together.  You despair of ever vanquishing this
 creature, but then you notice a white glow on the demon lord's wrists...


Woocca suddenly declares with a booming voice: 'Velotraz Gedan Jem Clydile'!
Woocca grins as her golden arrow hits Baal-naygash.
A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between Kanis and
Baal-naygash!
A reddish fire lines the body of Baal-Naygash...In horror you watch as the

body rises and attacks again! Suddenly, a white light emanates from the wrists
of the demon lord.  A screaming howl is wrenched out of Baal-Naygash's throat
as it writhes in pain.  A web of feathery light soon encircles the howling
creature.

A trumpet blast echoes in the air and a shining white figure flashes into
existence.  Raising his arms the robed figure swiftly incants and the raving
demon destructs.

Turning to your party, the figure thanks you and says 'You have done well in
defeating this evil, but more remains to be done.  A rift currently exists
between the dwarves and elves, which if healed, would be an even greater good
than that which you have just done.  I believe this could be done if the Seal
of Kutanakor were 'placed' in the right hands.'  The angelic figure then
places his hands over the armor that had fallen off of the demon's body and
calls for a blessing.  A white nimbus of light settles into each piece.

With that the shining figure vanishes into a brilliant white light.
Baal-naygash spills some of its essence.
You have a new TOP party kill!
Baal-naygash suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Baal-naygash is DEAD, R.I.P.

1125566: Baal-Naygash


### Level Quest 75: Enchanted forest ###
 The elven runner glances up sharply as Sparhawk places the Seal of Kutanakor
 in his hands.  Exulting, the lean elf says,

 'I thank you, Sparhawk, in the name of my people.  With this artifact, the
 elves and dwarves can forge a new and lasting alliance, the hatred will end.
 Garthac Strongarm will lead his people in cleaning out their homeland, then
 they can march on the goblins and free us from the heavy hand of the goblins.
  Eilonwy will be overjoyed!'

Congratulations! You have just completed Enchanted forest!
You receive 184572 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
 A resounding trumpet blast fills the land as a shining figure in white
 proclaims:

 Hail noble Sparhawk your virtue and faith is an inspiration to all.  Even now
 the dwarven war drums beat as they march to the Enchanted Forest.  Well done!



Posted: 02 Jun 2018 05:05 [ permalink ]
#### Special Explore: Horsehead mountain - Kurgan's room
Second floor of the tower.
The second floor is Kurgan's combined torture and weapon drill chamber. There
are some torture instruments in the room. Not many, but enough to supply the
most urgent tortures. Human size dolls made of cloth and hay stands here and
there in the room. There's stairs leading down to the first floor here.
Outside, above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky.
Obvious exit is: down.
Orgasmatron, Armageddons best friend
Kurgan the valheru blademaster
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 42592 additional explore experience from finding this place!


229001: Orgasmatron, Armageddons best friend   

359944: Kurgan the valheru blademaster    

Got:
a bottle of liquid shadow
a thorn apple plant called 'Solola'
a bottle of lost souls
Posted: 01 Jun 2018 01:39 [ permalink ]
From 5/30/28 (yesterday)
 492141: Icebreath the Great White Wyrm is defending her nest     

 702055: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter    

You squeeze tightly on your glimmering Ice cross and utter (dispel evil)
White light tangles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Ice cross
and strikes with sheer force upon Az'anzyl.
Ghost of Mitchell whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'
Az'anzyl's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Az'anzyl is DEAD, R.I.P.

 514922: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare   
Posted: 01 Jun 2018 00:26 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: King Arthur
Inside Arg.
This is the entry way to the castle. The Grail is nowhere to be seen here.
There are voices coming from further inside the castle. If you are lucky you
will be able to lay waste to the French knights who so severely taunted you on
your quest.
Strong wooden door (open) leads out.
Obvious exits are: n and out.
You don't remember being here before.
You gain 39577 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Posted: 30 May 2018 00:32 [ permalink ]
535644: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
492434: Icebreath the Great White Wyrm is defending her nest

Diced: Bracelet of Despair and Staff of Absorption



### LQ 73: Liberation ###
 499490: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 

As Sparhawk breaks the wall, there is a great surge of energy all around you.

The room is crashing in on you!

All of the samurais and monks run out of the prison and right past you, thus
leaving the prison open.  The great power that has been generated here has
opened another interdimensional portal, but this one seems to lead back to
where you orginally started.
Suddenly a mist forms in front of you.
The mist begins to take the shape of an ancient warrior.
He looks at you and says 'Thank you for freeing the defenders, you have done a
great deed!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Liberation!
You receive 36768 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

Diced nothing from Akira, but lq is great!
Posted: 29 May 2018 01:20 [ permalink ]
### Special Explore: Brimshire - Altar
At the altar.
A large altar, made from some strange black stone, is standing in the middle
of the room taking up all attention. The room itself is totally white, as the
ones lower down. Huge windows reveal that you're at the top of the church
tower in the tower if Brimshire. You feel a strong godly presence here, like
you could speak to the gods. They should at least hear you if you performed a
strong ritual here.
Obvious exit is: down.
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
You gain 40077 additional explore experience from finding this place!


### LQ 71 - Ritual of Sacrifice ###
You perform the ritual of sacrifice as you read in the book.

The room suddently turns bright white, more bright than the sun
itself and you feel a burst of pure divine magic rush through your
body. You are caught in a moment between times and you can faintly
see the rest of the room through the light. And then, and angel,
of pure energy, descends from the sky. He does not open his mouth
to speak but somehow you know what he says anyways. He thanks you
for performing the ritual of sacrifice, the ultimate sacrifice to
gods. He kneels down and gives you a pair of bracers which, he says,
have been crafted my the gods themselves to the next one to perform
the ritual. He stands up and you can see a single drop tear run down
his cheek before he flies up to the heavens again.
Suddently the divine magic lets go of your body and you fall totally
without any power to the ground.
Congratulations! You have just completed The ritual of sacrifice!
You receive 73056 gold as a reward for completing the quest.





Posted: 26 May 2018 09:32 [ permalink ]
### LQ 70: Silver Battlesuit ###

You ask Cleric about resurrect.
Cleric exclaims 'Ahh, a worthy target presents itself!'   
Sparhawk asks the cleric to resurrect the paladin's bones...

Cleric exclaims 'Hmm... now that is a challenge!'    
Cleric asks 'Who is the victim?'
You tell him it is the bones of the ancient paladin killed years ago by the
evil demon Raztax and he becomes all 
    excited.
He sits down on the ground and begins praying and chanting for a bit then
suddenly you feel a strange presence in 
    the room with you!

A swirling mist surrounds the paladin's bones ...

Suddenly a loud clap of thunder comes from above and you nearly wet your
pants!

When you look back you are startled to see a middle aged very strong looking
proud warrior before you!

Sparhawk asks the paladin to fix the armour.
The paladin gathers all the armours into a neat pile and begins chanting a
spell ...

Suddenly a blue glow surrounds the armours and begins melding them back
together!

After a few minutes a perfectly polished silver suit of armour remains!

Congratulations! You have just completed Silver battlesuit!
You receive 28576 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Suddenly, the heavens open up over Digga's Domain!
A booming voice echoes throughout the land...

  'Congratulations, Sparhawk, for restoring the Silver Battlesuit!
   You have done a mighty deed!  Everyone welcome the realm's newest
champion...Sparhawk!'

You look around and gasp in astonishment as you see several gods gathered
around you. One steps forward and states in a beautiful, resonating voice:

  'You have restored the armor we granted Nibor for his quest to battle evil.
   You may keep it as a reward for restoring him to his normal self.'

### LQ 65: Rescue Lady ###

Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue lady!
You receive 124173 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Kragan BREAKS the chains to pieces!!
Beautiful lady starts chanting in an extreme hurry.
Beautiful lady utters the magic words 'temetito nefer xay qandusqarr'
A magic portal appears in the northern wall.
Beautiful lady exclaims 'Thank you, my rescuers!  Escape before guards
arrive!'   
Beautiful lady kisses Kragan.
Beautiful lady leaves north.


### Nun Task: Slaad Hunt ###

Holy white flames dances around you.
Old nun arrives in a puff of smoke and mutters, 'You have slain down all the
slaads within one day. Magnificent, you remind me of myself when I was at your
age. Ah, your reward, here is a key that I confiscated from a fiend. I am too
old to find out which door this key fits in.. although I have a pretty good
idea. Good luck, may Las guard your journey.'

Old nun gives you a key.

GgrTF: Completed nun task 'Slaad hunt'. Time spent: [3h41m54s]
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Slaad hunt'*

Posted: 23 May 2018 12:05 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Kalevala - Treelimb
There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Standing on a huge tree limb.
You are standing on a 40' long tree limb, which is thicker than the trunk of a
normal pine. At this point the limb goes near the stone wall of the hidden
valley, and there is a small ledge in the wall. The limb slopes down to meet
the trunk of a gargantuan tree, one which must be the largest of it's kind in
this world. Streams of water trickle down the walls of the idyllic vale, and
far down, you see greenery and magnificent plants. 
Above you is a slowly moving, heavily clouded sky. A breeze blows around you.
Obvious exit is: down.
You've never been here before.
Reaching the treetop of this magnificent gargantuan tree 
makes you feel more experienced.  You have found a truly 
unique place.
Posted: 23 May 2018 09:53 [ permalink ]
Projected image says 'You're welcome. Now then, about your future plans...'
You feel a strange electric currents jolting through your whole being, and
smell ozone. With a *ZAP* something
    materializes in your inventory. It's a silk tie.
Projected image says 'You might want to get it identified at some point.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Dortlewall town patrol!
You receive 16537 gold as a reward for completing the quest.


Engineer exclaims 'That's it, all the parts, good job!'
Engineer quickly hammers the piece into the broken drill. *BANG BANG BANG*
goes the hammer. Satisfied with the
    results, he then proceeds to kick the drill one more time, and as if
struck by magic, the drill purrs into
    action. The noise is magnificent.
Congratulations! You have just completed It's a drill!
You receive 17082 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Engineer says 'Now that the drill is fixed, would you mind doing the honours
of testdriving it a bit? Just
    'operate drill', it is easy to use.'


Doctor Oso gives you a cup of coffee.
Congratulations! You have just completed Coffee time!
You receive 2079 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.

Posted: 23 May 2018 00:23 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Thief quest!
You receive 298100 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Award granted.
You take off and discard the bracelet.

Congratulations! You have just completed Spy quest!
You receive 277640 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Award granted.
You take off and discard the bracelet.

Posted: 21 May 2018 22:53 [ permalink ]
1068081: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector o 
with Amulet!
Posted: 20 May 2018 00:38 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue the bunny!
You receive 1290 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Idrilith exclaims 'Ohhh, thank you! THANK YOU so much for finding my bunny!'
Idrilith beams happily.
Elrohir says 'I thank you for helping my daughter. Here is some money for your
trouble. May the Loraen's
    blessings be with you.'
Idrilith smiles happily.
Elrohir says 'We must go now, to continue our journey. Farewell.'
Idrilith waves happily.

Posted: 11 May 2018 21:33 [ permalink ]
Ochimo:
Ochimo treasure room.
This is the treasure room of the great Ochimos'.  It has gold and jade covered
walls with every kind of gem imaginable set in them.  There is a pile of stuff
in the corner of the room.
Obvious exit is: north.

New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.

Reaching the treasury of the Ochimo of Air makes you feel more
experienced.  Eventhough you have found the treasury, you feel like something
is missing, as if you have only taken the first step towards something
big.


Arelium:
Shady backroom of the Rusty Shield Bar.
This is a dark corner of the Rusty Shield bar. There appears to be only one
small table with a similarly solitary chair in this sheltered nook of the bar.
It must be as exclusive table as it can get in a joint like this. Muffled
murmuring of the clientele can be heard behind the cloth curtained doorway
leading back to the main lounge of the bar.
Obvious exits are: s and box.
Hablo of Doom, Regular of the Rusty Shield
You've never set foot here before.
You gain 41284 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 11 May 2018 09:49 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Scouts!
You receive 19922 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
You have brought joy back to the Orc Scouts and have completed the quest!

Posted: 11 May 2018 08:59 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Folklorist road trip!
You receive 14937 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
As you present the album to Papa-raz'zo for the final time you catch a glimpse
of approval and pride in its eyes.

'We, the School of Folklore represented in this case by me, Elder Researcher
Papa-raz'zo, acknowledge and approve of Sparhawk's efforts to collect and
document tales and locations of note, which have now been added to the schools
archives for future generations. Sparhawk is hereby now considered a Honorary
Folklorist (even if they are a full member currently, in an event they might
not be in the future this still holds) and an Expert Adventurer.'

We thank you for your efforts and hope you continue studying and document the
tales and sights the world has to offer in days to come.

After its short speech Papa-raz'zo nonchalantly plants a stamp on the cover of
your album, and hands it back to you, before returning back to fidgeting his
gadgets and lenses.

Posted: 16 Apr 2018 17:02 [ permalink ]
********       Top ExpMakers(tm)      ********
+----------------------------------------------+
| From: Mon 09 Apr    To: Mon 16 Apr           |
+----+---------------+-------------+-----------+
| No:|         Name: | Exp:        | Pos (dif) |
+----+---------------+-------------+-----------+
|  6 |      Sparhawk | 49,732,167  | 109 ( -1) |
|107 |           Lyn | 5,425,006   | 294 (-20) |
+----------------------------------------------+

Posted: 16 Apr 2018 16:47 [ permalink ]
I rebirthed in Nov of 2011:

   Rebirthed on Sun Nov 06 02:54:45 2011 with totals of 675M
   Rebirth experience left 102565.

I had 675,102,565 exp when I rebirthed

Over Batmud's 29th Anniversary weekend I was able to make it back 675M exp. 

   Total of 675,540,303 experience spent on character.

I now have more experience that I have ever had on Batmud. 

It took me approximately 6yrs 5 months to regain my total experience. 

Wow, that took a long time.

I made about 255M exp or 38% of my total experience since January 1, 2018.

It was mostly a lack of motivation and losing interest. I didn't play for long
stretches of time. 

Something that I noticed was that there was a noticeable increase in my
character's power and ability around the 400M mark. Whereas I might have
struggled here or there or lost motivation due to stagnation, I finally "felt"
like I was able to play the game effectively at that experience. I'm sure
there's a lot more to it than just total experience, but that's the most
noticeable effect. 

My 'show reincs' doesn't show when I reincarnated to Liberator (because I've
used the various "free" reincarnations that have been made available over the
past couple years), but the last reincarnation that is listed is Jan 18, 2016
with a total experience of 279M. Which means that it took me almost two years
as a Liberator to get from 279M to 420M (+141M). 


Other info: 
   Total of 42,221,024 (6.24982%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.
   Total experience rate (xp/minute): 742.055
           Lifetime (with reinc tax): 765.252

Posted: 16 Apr 2018 06:58 [ permalink ]
Time: 12 hours 41 minutes 6 seconds
Experience gained: 11510686
Experience lost: 7199
Experience spent: 11491735

Posted: 15 Apr 2018 12:10 [ permalink ]
Experience gained: 7721184
Experience lost: 508117
Experience spent: 7209998

Posted: 14 Apr 2018 10:36 [ permalink ]
Experience gained: 15544480
Experience lost: 9091
Experience spent: 15535680

Posted: 10 Apr 2018 11:33 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 19 hours 50 minutes 38 seconds
Experience gained: 10206384
Experience lost: 85086
Experience spent: 10120419
Gold difference: -63947.00
New areas explored: 1
Posted: 21 Mar 2018 06:04 [ permalink ]
The Dog smiles, then lets out a bark.
You give a runed amulet to Dog.
Haplo materializes out of the air, gets the Runed Amulet from
dog, and says 'Congratulations for completing the Amulet area quest'
then weaves a rune, and is gone.
Congratulations! You have just completed Amulet!
You receive 9501 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.

Posted: 16 Mar 2018 10:54 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Solo the haunted mansion!
You receive 271386 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 10 training points.
An exit opens up before you.


Congratulations! You have just completed Haunted mansion!
You receive 25616 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.

Posted: 07 Mar 2018 21:53 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Drow Tower
Small dark room.
This room is a small cube, 3 meters on a side, made from black rock. Aside
from a single door there are no special features in this room at all. The air
is musty and stale here, like it has not been breathed in years.
Obvious exit is: arch.
A large steel trunk stands here (closed)
A large amethyst trunk rests here (closed)
A large stone trunk lies here (closed)
A large mahogany trunk sits here (closed)
A ghostly drow warrior is guarding the vault. (undead)
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 39152 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 01 Mar 2018 11:00 [ permalink ]
Time: 19 hours 29 minutes 51 seconds
Experience gained: 7889120
Experience lost: 471895
Experience spent: 7292602
Gold difference: +61138.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 4746
  Hit: 2891 Missed: 1057 Parried: 364 Dodged: 938 (Tumbled: 504)
  Crits: 84 Stuns: 29 Ripostes: 604
Total received attacks: 7616
  Hit: 3280 Avoided: 2360 Parried: 891 Dodged: 1825 (Tumbled: 740)
  Crits: 97 Stuns: 45 (Maneuvered: 29)


Only exp loss was from exp lotto that Zerks won!
Posted: 26 Feb 2018 17:21 [ permalink ]
On Feb 23 2018

As Sparhawk shouts the name the candles light up. The voice echoes from walls
over and over again forming an awful cacophony. You have to cover your eyes
but suddenly the voice stops and there is a woman laying on the pedestal.
Congratulations! You have just completed Necromancer's dream!
You receive 2897 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.


 22:21 1068047: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead     


Special Explore: Ancient Tower
The tomb of entrapment.
The walls, ceiling, and floor of this room are made of a strange black
substance.  The room is totally devoid of any decoration or anything.  This
room is utterly gloomy and insanely boring.  It would be hell to spend any
amount of time in here!
There are no obvious exits.
The ghost of Seyed Fairlonge (undead)
You've never been here before.
You are welcomed with a nauseous feeling in your stomach as you enter
this tomb of entrapment.  The room is bleak and gloomy, and the vicinity of
death is certain.

Exploring this special room grants you with 39876 experience.

The ghost of Seyed Fairlonge (undead)
You sprinkle some dust on ghost.
The ghost of Seyed Fairlonge shimmers as the dust works its magic.  Seyed
Fairlonge is now freed from his eternal entrapment and suffering.
Seyed says 'I thank you for saving me from this hellish eternity in this
crypt.  As thanks for your actions I would like to help you destroy Kech, but
alas my time on this plane of existance has come to an end; however, I can
give you a little bit of information about the essence box.  The essence box
is a strange magical devices that uses the life force from a living person to
create a magical substance.  By getting in the box and closing it, the process
will be started; however, it always seems to kill the person in the box.  The
key to the box is for the person to drink essence of polarity, which will
protect you from the box's side effect of death.'
And with that Seyed Fairlonge's ghost dissappears.
Congratulations! You have just completed Free the ghost of seyed fairlonge!
You receive 127789 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.



 1125075: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits        
 554889: the black dread  

Posted: 22 Feb 2018 08:42 [ permalink ]
As Sparhawk shouts the name the candles light up. The voice echoes from walls
over and over again forming an awful cacophony. You have to cover your eyes
but suddenly the voice stops and there is a woman laying on the pedestal.
Congratulations! You have just completed Necromancer's dream!
You receive 2897 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.

Posted: 21 Feb 2018 11:19 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Millie's Nightmare
A serene hideout, sheltered by trees and rocks.
You have found a small, sheltered nook behind the thickets of iron-thorn
plants and tall trees; it is sheltered by huge boulders and hanging branches
of the large, oak-like trees that grow around the place. The grass seems
greener here, and the air is not so cold and misty. To your great astonishment
you notice that you can even see the sky!
Above you is a hot, rolling, clear sky. You have to brace yourself against the
strong wind.
Obvious exit is: south.
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
This desolate place is so special that you gain 40220 exp!
You feel oddly relived here - some hope and warmth return to you as you arrive
to this place.

Posted: 14 Feb 2018 08:21 [ permalink ]
      9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
Posted: 12 Feb 2018 21:45 [ permalink ]
Suddenly, just before the the leprechaun dies, the rainbow flashes and 
disappears into the ground with a loud sucking noise. All that is left 
is a thin trail of smoke and a big black pot.
The sky flashes and the RAINBOW disappears!
Leprechaun is dogfood.
Leprechaun is DEAD, R.I.P.


I think that's the first time I've completed that event.
Posted: 09 Feb 2018 20:33 [ permalink ]
Therp fails to run away.
Herman the master peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 65)
Someone gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Someone is DEAD, R.I.P.
The red mist following the monster fades away, and you can hear almost
 inaudible 'Thank you.' A second later, a stronger voice whispers
 to you 'I sense kindness and power in you, let me help you.'
Abraham the grandmaster weaponsmith joins your ghost army. (id: 101)

 381449: Therp the poor wiz. 

Naomi the apprentice weaponsmith joins your ghost army. (id: 107)
Kilrathi spills some of his essence.
YUCH, Kilrathi's entrails spill all over the place.
Kilrathi is DEAD, R.I.P.
The red mist following the monster fades away, and you can hear almost
inaudible 'Thank you.' A second later, a stronger voice whispers
to you 'I sense kindness and power in you, let me help you.'
Kurt the grandmaster peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 110)


 430520: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader     


After getting several missions that were rather difficult. I randomly got some
easy ones!

Congratulations! You have just completed Way of the liberator 4!


Posted: 07 Feb 2018 06:07 [ permalink ]
The block moves.../nYour movement prevents you from doing the skill.
Block.
This is the inside of a block. It has 6 sides. All sides are of
equal area. This is a nice place to do some reading. You'll have plenty
time to do that before you DIE of hunger.
There are no obvious exits.
This is death! (undead)


You hear someone whisper 'I sense potential in you... Please, let me help
you.'
Randall the grandmaster peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 24)
Congratulations! You have just completed Remember the fallen 4!
The pure white lily starts to glow faintly. Soon after that, it turns to a
floating white vapor that rises into air and vanishes.
Posted: 05 Feb 2018 11:51 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Karatur 
Dimensional prison.
You have found the defenders of the city!  This room is very different from
the rest of Akira's dimension.  The south wall and the east and west walls are
made from that cold black metal, but the north wall is very different.  The
north wall looks like it is made of a very translucent material.  Behind the
wall, you can see the all of the samurai warriors and the good monks.  They
seem to be saying something about the wall.  You can't really make what they
are saying, just small fragments of sentences.
Cold black door (open) leads south.
Obvious exit is: south.

Hmm, what's this? A new room, perhaps?

Entering the room gives you the creeps.  You can feel a strong
magical presence in here, but you just can't point your finger
at it.  You gain 39159 additional experience for reaching
this place.

Killed Akira for GM Liberator Remember Mission.

Spent hours trying to figure out a syntax at mesme for another GM restore
without luck.

Experience spent: 4,982,894
Gold Difference: 2,650,032

Banner Day!
Posted: 01 Feb 2018 00:46 [ permalink ]
Mosnjithdosi lets off shuddering scream and starts twirling and spinning
rapidly.
The darkness scatters to smaller and even more quickly spinning bulks.
One by one the whirling bulks dissolve leaving room dead quiet.

Derov tells Nepos, Atlas, Troile, Pisano, Hallu and you 'Thank you for saving
us! Our village is free again! We
    will be forever thankful.'
Kenneth the master witch joins your ghost army. (id: 49)
Murray the master peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 50)
You have a new party kill option for top10!
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Mosnjithdosi as it dies.
Mosnjithdosi is DEAD, R.I.P.

  778963: a floating bulk of darkness        
Posted: 31 Jan 2018 00:28 [ permalink ]
Went to WK to get a Grandmaster mission and found he had global prot. Killed
him anyway for the mission.

 633913: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king    
Your seance is done. You place the ghost lily ceremonially on the ground.
You hear someone whisper 'I sense potential in you... Please, let me help
you.'
Heriberto the grandmaster guardian joins your ghost army. (id: 77)
The pure white lily starts to glow faintly. Soon after that, it turns to a
floating white vapor that rises into 
    air and vanishes.
Posted: 29 Jan 2018 00:34 [ permalink ]
Christine the grandmaster peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 78)
Margo the master weaponsmith joins your ghost army. (id: 82)
Frieda the grandmaster farmer joins your ghost army. (id: 101)
Inra moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Inra is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Inra's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 11 monsters remain.'
The red mist following the monster fades away, and you can hear almost
inaudible 'Thank you.' A second later, a stronger voice whispers to you 'I
sense kindness and power in you, let me help you.'
Helen the grandmaster peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 102)


 712193: Inra the valheru god (unholy)     
Posted: 26 Jan 2018 07:19 [ permalink ]
Tears of Laesa: quest complete!
Congratulations! You have just completed Tears of laesa!
You receive 7658 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
Posted: 23 Jan 2018 17:00 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Sunderland
The Mayor's Office.
You are in the office of the mayor of Fairbanks.
Obvious exit is: down.
an awesome sheep spirit [Rider: You]
The Mayor
The Mayor's aide
You've never been here before.
You gain 38208 additional explore experience from finding this place!


Johan examines the staff.
Johan exclaims 'Yes! you have done it!
He calms himself and says, 'I can transform this staff into the staff of
Ulmat-Took! Our village will be saved!'
Johan excuses himself to another room.
Congratulations! You have just completed The lost staff!
You receive 40238 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Johan leads a mass of villagers to crush the highlanders.
When he returns he thanks you profusely and hands the depleted staff
over. He then retires to his bedroom.

Posted: 23 Jan 2018 13:40 [ permalink ]
You ask Kelnozz about done.
Kelnozz cracks a smile and says 'That will do fine. The tower is now in much
worse condition and will not resist any attack as well. If you like you can
return to destroy as many drow inside as you wish, but the damage has been
done.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Drow tower!
You receive 41012 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Posted: 22 Jan 2018 21:00 [ permalink ]
Minax says 'You may pass now!'
Mopo paces cave.
Blood paces cave.
Mozzoop paces cave.
Phantros paces cave.
Maribor paces cave.
Elias paces cave.
Incanus paces cave.
Anaconda paces cave.
Cyran paces cave.
Yo paces cave.
Haulk paces cave.
Goljat paces cave.
Ceridwen paces cave.
Greyhame paces cave.
Huge cave.
You are standing in a GIGANTIC cave. The sulphur smell is strong and a couple
of skeletons tells you that this is a den of a dragon. Mithril gleams in the
cave walls and on the ground.. This is the deep heart of the dragon citadel. A
small tunnel leads back to where you came from and there's seems to be tunnel
on the outer side of this cave leading somewhere else.
Obvious exits are: out and n.
Greyhame Mithrandir is here ready to party (following Sparhawk)
Ceridwen Starseer is preparing some magic spells here (following Sparhawk)
Goljat is here swinging his big axe (following Sparhawk)
Haulk the bonebreaking mega tank (following Sparhawk)
Yo Man, the mythical blast from the past (following Sparhawk)
Cyran is here, barking like a dog (following Sparhawk)
Anaconda is checking his gear (following Sparhawk)
Incanus is wandering around here (following Sparhawk)
Elias is walking around here (following Sparhawk)
Maribor is here waving his Swedish flag (following Sparhawk)
Phantros is swinging his splendid lord of chaos blade (following Sparhawk)
Mozzoop is examining your equipment (following Sparhawk)
Blood Thirsty the devastating hurricane (following Sparhawk)
Mopo Savutta is standing before you (following Sparhawk)
a GIGANTIC ancient mithril dragon
You've never set foot here before.
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
Sparhawk's soul companion arrives.
Sheep spirit arrives.
You enter the huge cave, feeling secure with a party like this. But that is
washed away and you stand shaking your legs. This is biggest badass dragon you
ever seen. Tiamat is just a small puppy compared to this dragon. His mithril
skin seems to be impenetrable.
Greyhame, Ceridwen, Goljat, Haulk, Yo, Cyran, Anaconda, Incanus, Elias,
Maribor, Phantros, Mozzoop, Blood and Mopo approach the dragon in a more calm
manner. They circle the dragon and starts to slash against it. They dodge and
parries what seems to be impossible attacks from the dragon. And finally the
dragon dies exhausted from the effort and loss of blood. A great battle
indeed.
Greyhame, Ceridwen, Goljat, Haulk, Yo, Cyran, Anaconda, Incanus, Elias,
Maribor, Phantros, Mozzoop, Blood and Mopo approaches you and shakes your
hand. They explain that whats left is for you only to fight. They wave and
resume their mist form again and disappears.


Interestingly, the commander wouldn't take any damage for about 30 minutes.
Even healing to 100 in combat. 
I'm not 100% sure what caused this, but the only thing that i really changed
was having my Animist Soul 'stand off'. Maybe it was some anti-abuse code.

Commander is DEAD, R.I.P.
59895: the Aurak Commander of the elite guard is here, guarding the treasure
chamber

Special Explore: Ackbar's Quest
The Shrine Treasure Chamber.
This is unbelievable. You see lots of treasures and jewels lying around. Just
part of the great riches the Ancient Warriors stored. So, what are you waiting
for, get all you can! A portal leads out to the outerworld again. You passed
the test!
Obvious exits are: portal and s.

An unearthly feeling takes over your body as you enter the room.  You
have passed the test of the Ancient Warriors and proved yourself to be worthy
of the legendary Damien; The equipment of a true warrior.  Completing this
task grants you 35411 experience; You've managed to find a truly special
place.

Congratulations! You have just completed Ackbar's warrior shrine!
You receive 6758 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.


Posted: 20 Jan 2018 00:29 [ permalink ]
Tried to lead Yaboz. I forgot how random and painful it was. Grandmaster and
Master level Liberator Avenger missions made it too tempting though, so I had
to try. 

Definitely not a great monster to try leading when you haven't led anything in
a while. Broetchen took over and led us to victory. 

Had a few people drop out, added a few. Random blocks and instant throw's made
it take forever. Total time 4h

1010164: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master   
 428522: Klys, the old high priest is here telling stories     

Sabrina the grandmaster peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 2)
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Yaboz is no longer protected by a circle of blue flames.
Yaboz is dogfood.
Yaboz is DEAD, R.I.P.
The red mist following the monster fades away, and you can hear almost
inaudible 'Thank you.' A second later, a stronger voice 
    whispers to you 'I sense kindness and power in you, let me help you.'
Eldon the grandmaster weaponsmith joins your ghost army. (id: 17)0
The magic mist around the dead Yaboz's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.



Kent the master cook joins your ghost army. (id: 47)
Miguel the journeyman weaponsmith joins your ghost army. (id: 80)
Polly the journeyman weaponsmith joins your ghost army. (id: 88)
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Klys is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel slightly better at fighting with a soul mount.
The red mist following the monster fades away, and you can hear almost
inaudible 'Thank you.' A second later, a stronger voice
    whispers to you 'I sense kindness and power in you, let me help you.'
Stuart the master peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 90)

Posted: 10 Jan 2018 18:06 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed The quest of legolas!
You receive 956 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
The altar glows golden for a moment. Suddenly, you feel a bit younger...
As you place to crown to the altar, the spirits of ancient elves raise their
voices in praise!
The spirits of ancient elves raise their voices in praise, as Sparhawk
finishes the Quest of Legolas!

Posted: 10 Jan 2018 17:19 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Forest of Legolas
Treasury of the castle.
You are in the treasury of the Elven King. You can see many valuable items
locked securely into vitrines. This room is illuminated by a large golden orb
that floats in the middle of the ceiling.
Silver door (open) leads north.
Obvious exit is: north.
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
You suddenly feel more experienced, having found this place.
Posted: 09 Dec 2017 00:39 [ permalink ]
There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
In a wretched pit under the wrecked hut.
You are in a muddy pit under the wrecked hut. The stench is horrible - it
smells of piss and shit in here. And fear. Mostly fear. Something has lived
here for some while now.
Obvious exit is: east.
Shetel, the wreck of a catfolk
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
Reaching this horrible place gains you 38071 experience.

Ioxathyi dies in a massive pool of blood.
Ioxathyi is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Ioxathyi's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist escapes.

00:29 1149056: a hulking beast full of sound and fury, standing tall   
Posted: 06 Dec 2017 23:46 [ permalink ]
You think you've totally lost it - but you do as Iason told you to, gather all
your courage and dash through the thickets! OUCH!
You are now off your mount.
Next to thickets, by a treacherous mire.
You have arrived to a place where the ground is getting wet. The nasty
thickets continue to the west, but elsewhere you can see muddy ponds and wet
marsh. You must be very careful if you decide to tread to any other direction,
except back to the thickets and dry land.
Above you is a cold, slowly moving, cloudy sky. A light wind stirs the air.
The still water here is barely covering your toes.
Obvious exits are: e, ne, w and se.
Congrats! You discovered a new room!
Wow, this place looks so interesting that you gain additional 33159 exp!

Posted: 31 Mar 2016 23:10 [ permalink ]
1165646: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood 

###########################################################################

Special Explore: Renardy: Felidae's Room
Felidae's chamber and study.
The top floor of the tower is Felidae's alone. She has her study and chamber
here. A large canopy bed dominates the room. Twin wardrobe closets hold many
types of clothing, both mens and womens. Hanging on the wall is a portrait
of a man (Felidaes first husband) and a portrait of Irik (her dead son). A
huge bathtub flanked with cabinets full of perfumes, soaps, and towels line
the south wall. The room also has some desks and a library which works as an
office. Well the room has all that, but it is also filled with a million
magical trinkets; like the blue mirror that Felidae uses for remote sight.
Outside, above you is a chilly, slowly moving, clear night sky.
Obvious exits are: u and d.
A beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 33621 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Felidae smiles maliciously and throws some powder into the air.

###########################################################################


Moonlight amulet actually works!!? OMG?!
Your amulet of moonlight glows suddenly very brightly!

###########################################################################

You have completed the quest 'the savage coast', but your level is too 
high to receive it.
The moon turns red as Felidae is slayed and the man in the moon gets a sad
face. Some might argue that it was wrong, some might say it was just about
time. But a demi-goddess has fallen and much will change...

You leech some of your foes energy.
Felidae's horn disappears back into her skull.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Felidae as it dies.
Felidae is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Felidae's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shake  s, but the magic mist escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to 
capturing them all, mortal.  Only 12 monsters remain.'
737206: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 29 Mar 2016 17:06 [ permalink ]
You swing your torso maker in a mighty arc and hit Someone. You swing around
and quickly strike again, hitting nicely. You proceed in the combination by
stepping forward and slamming your opponent with your shield weakly. The
opportunity presents itself and you kick your opponent, causing slight
bruises. Ghost of Jordan whispers 'Back to hell, spawn of Draen-Dalar!' and
strikes at Someone with its full might, which amounts to a good amount of
suffering. Warm feeling fills you, and you swing one last time at your hated
enemy, scoring an average hit. 
Colby the apprentice peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 13)
Ellis the apprentice farmer joins your ghost army. (id: 17)
You leech some of your foes energy.
Someone is dogfood.
Someone is DEAD, R.I.P.
Congratulations! You have just completed Ether realms 4!

Posted: 29 Mar 2016 04:03 [ permalink ]
You swing your torso maker in a mighty arc and hit Praixor. Your blow goes
straight through the defences - you score a CRITICAL hit! Looks like your blow
hit where it really hurts. You skillfully twist the blade for some extra
damage! You proceed in the combination by stepping forward and slamming your
opponent with your shield weakly. The opportunity presents itself and you kick
your opponent, causing serious bruises. Ghost of Gretchen whispers 'This is
for my mother!' and strikes at Praixor with its full might, which sadly isn't
that much. Warm feeling fills you, and you swing one last time at your hated
enemy, scoring a powerful hit.
ZSSUUUAASH! The magical reflector shield flashes and sizzles but holds still.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
Diego the master ranger joins your ghost army. (id: 40)
Riistis utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You leech some of your foes energy.
Praixor loses the privilege to live.
Praixor is DEAD, R.I.P.

First time leading Praixor.

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 07:43 [ permalink ]
Valley of Silence - Icebreath's Nest
A dragon's nest.
This is it! You have reached the dragon's nest and now all what lies within is
yours. The nest itself is a huge cavern perhaps sixty feet in height and a
hundred feet across. The floor is rough but pretty level. It seems that the
only way out of here is the same way you entered from.
Obvious exit is: out.
an awesome sheep spirit [Rider: You]
This is the first time you've been here.

Reaching the Dragon's Lair makes you feel more experienced.
You gain 33306 experience.

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 11:13 [ permalink ]
Possibly best day in quite some time.

Session summary:
Time: 22 hours 46 minutes 52 seconds
Experience gained: 5063322
Experience lost: 9749
Experience spent: 5050177
Gold difference: +201680.00
New areas explored: 21
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 7220
  Hit: 4581 Missed: 1488 Parried: 574 Dodged: 1153 (Tumbled: 576)
  Crits: 195 Stuns: 39 Ripostes: 421
Total received attacks: 6936
  Hit: 3011 Avoided: 2194 Parried: 605 Dodged: 1814 (Tumbled: 688)
  Crits: 94 Stuns: 53 (Maneuvered: 24)
Posted: 12 Mar 2016 02:06 [ permalink ]
242320: The Zhentorian Captain is planning here
Posted: 08 Mar 2016 12:13 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 22 hours 38 minutes 8 seconds
Experience gained: 3756595
Experience lost: 117215
Experience spent: 4767951
Gold difference: +128566.00
New areas explored: 102
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 2642
  Hit: 1380 Missed: 658 Parried: 308 Dodged: 507 (Tumbled: 211)
  Crits: 54 Stuns: 22 Ripostes: 1066
Total received attacks: 7999
  Hit: 3160 Avoided: 2270 Parried: 1580 Dodged: 1817 (Tumbled: 828)
  Crits: 108 Stuns: 54 (Maneuvered: 34)

Posted: 07 Mar 2016 14:36 [ permalink ]
My first Wiz made item!

Ggr gives you a nice torch.

a nice torch

This is a sturdy looking torch which can provide light.
It will give light for a very long time.
This item is in superb condition.
It looks light weight.


The following messages seem to vibrate from a nice torch:
It is called torch and identified as 'a torch'.
It takes the following slots: held.
It has been in the game for 1h, 7min and 58s. It is almost weightless,
somewhat small, in superb condition, it's
    BRAND NEW, made of wood, worth 5 gold and of poor quality.
It hasn't been worn by anyone.
It hasn't been wielded by anyone.


[14:30]:Ggr <sales>: "a torch" mb50k
[14:31]:Sparhawk (sales): 55k
[14:32]:Ggr <sales>: a fine torch going for 55k!
[14:32]:Ggr <sales>: torch sold to sparhawk.

Posted: 03 Mar 2016 02:42 [ permalink ]
Norse Cave: Special Explore
A granite cave.
A mostly natural cave with dark granite walls. You notice some marks on the
walls from search for more valuable minerals, but they are very old and it's
impossible to tell who made them. Could be gnomes, dwarves, orcs or whoever.
The timber that were supposed to hold the vast weight of the mountain above
are not that supportive anymore and seem to splinter away when touched. The
ceiling is very low at some points and you need to crawl through the veins,
but sometimes it's impressively high and you can't see the ceiling.
Stalagmites hands from the ceiling and most of the stalagites have eroded
away. The tunnels twist themself into the darkness and they are irregular in
shape and size, but not totally unlogical. All tunnels seems to be on the same
ground level. Deep green slimy moss covers the granite walls in some places.
White fungi grows on the ground,  but also on the walls here and there.
There's no signs that the cave is inhabitated by any normal creatures.
This room is round and the ceiling is very high. The room is vast and all the
walls are covered with gems in different colors. Hovering magical light
sources light up the place and make the gems sparkle.
Obvious exit is: east.
a brave but now dead elf with a crushed head
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 35226 additional explore experience from finding this place!



The monolith shatters to pieces and out of falls several equipment pieces that
had been stored inside it. But the piece that catches your attention and
forces you stand a gape is a beautiful blue gem hovering a few meters above
the remains of the monolith. It's big as a human head and glows intensily....

Suddenly a red portal opens up and a beautiful and tall woman with pale golden
hair steps out. She is pale as the moon and has the eyes of a dusky evening
sky. She wears a leather armour and a deep crimson cloak. She smiles at you.

The woman says 'Bravely fought young ones. I'm truly impressed, I've known
that this stone existed in this cave for centuries. I haven't dared to
challenge the raw force of the stone-trolls myself. But this stone is not for
you. I'll take care of it, since it would probably destroy you lesser ones.'

She steps forward, snatches the gem and leaps into the portal that disappears
right after her. You gape still and you have no idea who she was or what that
stone was. Well there's plenty to loot still.
Congratulations! You have just completed The living cave!
You receive 44048 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Monolith staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Monolith is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 02 Mar 2016 04:02 [ permalink ]
 302134: Kane, the black-robed human spellweaver    
Elvanna says 'The elven people will be eternally gratful to you, Sparhawk. You
have rescued our king, Filonious from that evil bastard Kane'
Congratulations! You have just completed Free filonious!
You receive 56956 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Posted: 02 Mar 2016 00:23 [ permalink ]
 Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder, 1134333 exp (party of 9)

Posted: 01 Mar 2016 05:56 [ permalink ]
 00:41  979207: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you  
Lord Soth the Death Knight (undead), 1023081 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 01 Mar 2016 05:54 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Dragon spire!
You receive 68540 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Posted: 18 Feb 2016 04:29 [ permalink ]
The End of the Emerald Arena.
This is a very plain room, but something is not right. You feel
a powerful aura eminating from the walls....
Obvious exits are: n and s.
Hera, Goddess of the Earth
You discovered a new room! Check your updated explore count.
You gain 34667 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 30 Jan 2014 19:12 [ permalink ]
You have been RESURRECTED!
You enter the corpse.
Adventurers Guild.
The adventurers guild is the most important guild in the city. Here you can
find many of the services required by all BatMUD adventurers. Most importantly
the level training room can be found to the east.
Obvious exits are: n, e, w and d.
a board of current events
Whirling Portal
A large bulletin board hangs from the wall
You are the new leader of the party.
You feel a bit older.
You feel clumsier.
Being alone, you try to follow yourself and fail miserably.
Sparhawk (report): Leading!
H:1/1065 [+302] S:38/38 [] E:374/349 [-40] $:1160 [] exp:0 [-548335]
Name: Sparhawk the Titan < Song of Blood >
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Player level: 92                        Experience: 0
Money: 1160.00                          Bank: 8566.34
Reinc Count: 10                         Last reinc: Jan 07 2014
Explore count: 11534/17019 (E%: 67)     Special explore count: 39
Rooms left before next E%: 38
Task Points: 1

  Hit Points     Spell Points     Endurance Points
     60/1065        38/38            374/349

Str: Good (137---)        Dex: Great (95---)        Con: Adequate (126---)
Int: Decent (38)          Wis: Decent (39)
Cha: Gorgeous (107++)     Siz: Enormous (110)

You have a paltry ability for avoiding hits.
You are an angel in disguise. (-7 .. 7 .. +7)
You have completed 91 active quests. (60 lq, 6 gq, 20 aq, 0 pq, 5 aw)
You are refreshed, very young and brave.
Entor leads the titan race.



You have an average ability for avoiding hits.
You are an angel in disguise. (-7 .. 7 .. +7)
You have completed 91 active quests. (60 lq, 6 gq, 20 aq, 0 pq, 5 aw)
You are refreshed, very young and brave.


My first ress that was fumbled on me... I lost 2 dex and all of my exp. Tarm
lost 3 Wis.... teaches me to take resses from newbies! UGH!
Posted: 16 Jan 2013 08:19 [ permalink ]
The ground shakes violently.
The time seems to slow down and eventually it stops completely.
In the blink of everlasting moment, you suddenly you feel relieved, almost
like boulder of evil was lifted from the shoulders of world. The feeling seems
to last forever. 
Before you manage to really understand what just happened, it is all over.
A pixie appears on Fuser's shoulder, whispers something in his ear and
disappears with a tiny *poof*!
Difti loses the privilege to live.
Difti is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Difti's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shake  s, but the magic mist escapes.
And another asharu falls out of my holz....



08:16  748985: Difti, the 69th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demo
Posted: 09 Jan 2013 01:15 [ permalink ]
1085030: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you 

Lord Soth staggers... then falls backwards on the floor. He tries to get to
  his knees, but then eyes you... almost ironically...   

There is a rustling sigh from his helmet. He says in a peaceful voice: 'I...
  thank you for lifting this blackest curse from my soul...'
  ... and then he looks heavenwards and summons his last dieing strength:  

Lord Soth shouts 'TAKHISIS!!! I AM YOUR SERVANT NO LONGER!'  

The glow from his burning eyes seems to fade and disappear within the depths
  of his helmet.  

Amused laughter echoes throughout the heavens.
  A seductive voice says 'Hurin may have delivered you from your physical
  body... but I still have your soul Soth... still have your soul... still
  have your...'

The voice fades away leaving behind a sense of vengefulness...

You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
You gain 12313 additional experience due to the excellent leadership of
Viitta.
Lord Soth's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Lord Soth is DEAD, R.I.P.
01:07 1150322: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Special Explore: Flying Citadel: Pilot Chamber
Wind Captains' Pilot Chamber.
You are in the the Wind Captains Pilot Chamber. You can see the controls of
flying this citadel in front of you and you shiver in excitement at the
thought of the sheer power in this room. In the centre there is a raised
platform. There are two chairs about three feet apart on it.  In front of each
chair there is a globe, made of shining black crystal.
A sign of instructions is hanging on the wall.
Outside, above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky.
Obvious exit is: down.
You don't remember being here before.
You gain 34174 additional explore experience from finding this place!



You safely land the citadel!!!!!!!!!!

At the scarred ground.
You have just arrived at the edge of a huge bottomless pit. It looks like
something massive was pulled out of the earth. The ground around the pit is
burned as if some great magic fireball descended here.
Above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky. A breeze blows around you.
Obvious exit is: out.
Rounce, the Gully Dwarf looks sad
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.

Congratulations! You have just completed Flying citadel!
You receive 194108 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Rounce bounces up and down as he sees his flying citadel returned. He shakes
hands with Viitta and Sparhawk and smiles.
Rounce exclaims: Thank you very much! I have rewarded you with some experience
points for your deed, and here is some gold!! May Taphisis be with you
forever!!
Rounce gives you 100 mithril coins.



Rounce hurries away into the shadows.
            * * * * * * C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S * * * * * *
                   -= to Viitta and Sparhawk =-
               -= for landing the Flying Citadel safely. =-
You have successfully completed all 5 parts of Flying Citadel quest!
Posted: 08 Jan 2013 00:25 [ permalink ]
Secret Explore: Lord Foul's Creche: Lord Foul's Throneroom
Lord Foul's throneroom.
This room is the birthplace of all the evil in the land.  Sitting here, in his
throneroom, Lord Foul has hatched thousands of plans designed to bring ruin to
the Land.  It is bare except for a large throne sitting atop a dias in the
middle of the room.
Obvious exit is: west.
Lord Foul sits upon his throne
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 30856 additional explore experience from finding this place!


00:24 1077767: Lord Foul sits upon his throne
Posted: 26 Dec 2012 02:16 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Calythien: Umegord's room
Heart of the hidden sanctum.
This is the heart of the hidden sanctum deep inside the catacombs. By the look
of things this used to be an old shrine or something similar. It's a very
esthetically pleasing place with white marble floor and walls.
Obvious exits are: s and n.
Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien
Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 30393 additional explore experience from finding this place!


You have a new party kill option for top10!
Umegord suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Umegord is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Umegord's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shake  s, but the magic mist escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 13 monsters remain.'
 01:54 2133133: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien  

Serrawyn staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Serrawyn is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Serrawyn's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shake  s, but the magic mist escapes.
 02:03 1844373: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien 

Farliss won ring and sold it to me!

Great christmas day, double exp, and got PR ring!!
Posted: 23 Dec 2012 04:54 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Horsehead Mountain: Inra's Room
Inra's room at the top of the tower.
You walk into a dank, smelly chamber full of tables stacked with body parts.
The ceiling is very high and it's supported by massive stone pillars. Inra's
throne is in the end of the room, there is a balcony to the south.
Obvious exits are: s and d.
Hmm, what's this? A new room, perhaps?
You gain 32840 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 22 Dec 2012 23:14 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Doobies: Queen's Room
Royal hide-a-way.
This is where the royal family flees to in times of great danger. Just
recently
the castle was attacked and Queen Selene had to flee with here personal
guards.
Unfortunately, the passageway back caved in when the rebels sacked the castle
proper. The Queen is here crying because her sickly son is feared dead. He
didn't make it to the secret passage because he has a hard time walking and
the Queen has his 'crutch'.
Obvious exit is: south.
The queen is pacing around, looking for something to do
Congrats! You discovered a new room!
You gain 31513 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 18 Dec 2012 21:53 [ permalink ]
Your Bug report #22487 was CLOSED[Fixed] by Heidel. You may view your bug
online at: http://batzilla.bat.org/view.php?id=22487
You receive 1 task points for completing 'Minor bugs and various awarding'
task.

Heidel awards Sparhawk 1 points for completing 'Minor bugs and various
awarding' task.

Thanks Heidel for fixing Elementalist AQ.
Posted: 18 Dec 2012 21:41 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Elementalist!
You receive 112485 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.

Thanks to Heidel for fixing the quest!!!
Posted: 18 Dec 2012 21:09 [ permalink ]
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Rechendak, the Elementalist moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Rechendak, the Elementalist is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Rechendak, the Elementalist's neck leaps to
your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
 20:24  722196: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giant

No quest... added bug report
Posted: 17 Dec 2012 07:36 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Ancient Tower: Kech's Room
Kech Lektar's Necro-lab.
This room smells horrible, as there are decaying bodies strewn about the room.
 There are three large tables with cut up body parts laying on them.  In the
center of the room is a pedestal.  You have stumbled upon the lab of the great
necromancer-mage Kech Lektar.  The floor in this room is totally coated with
blood, and body parts.  All the dead hacked up bodies make you sick.
Obvious exits are: w and portal.
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 33934 additional explore experience from finding this place!


 03:56 1136208: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undea
Posted: 16 Dec 2012 11:52 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 29 minutes 40 seconds
Experience gained: 4987908
Experience lost: 369362
Experience spent: 4629502
Gold difference: +38394.00
New areas explored: 218
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 54
  Hit: 11 Missed: 27 Parried: 8 Dodged: 8
  Crits: 0 Stuns: 0 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 83
  Hit: 60 Avoided: 23 Parried: 0 Dodged: 0
  Crits: 2 Stuns: 0 (Maneuvered: 0)

Best session in quite some time. More days like this!
Posted: 16 Dec 2012 02:04 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Buckthorn Campsite: High Kings Tomb.
The sepulchre of the High Kings.
You have entered the very heart of this tomb. You are now standing in the
sepulchre of the three High Kings of the ancient kingdom that once governed
these lands. The hall is high and wide, you can barely see the ceiling.
Decoration of the place is not quite what you expected from a place where
kings are buried; the floor is covered with large red-and-black granite tiles,
and no tapestries hang from the walls. Painstakingly crafted stone columns
support the ceiling here - their cross section resembles a star, and they are
a fathom thick. The place in general is very plain, yet magnificent. At the
end of the grand hall there are three large coffins.
Obvious exits are: e, nw, w and sw.
Congrats! You discovered a new room!
You are so far from light that you gain 28907 exp from special explore!


Your Empyrean vibrates slightly as it forces the spirit of the fallen foe to
eternal perdition.
You feel somewhat better.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
A large cavity replaces Necorp's chest.
Necorp is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Necorp's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
23:23  700606: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter  

Special Explore: Buckthorn Campsite: Small Hideout by River
A small hideout next to the underground stream.
This is a small, dark nook somewhere in the heart of the leech stronghold. The
underground stream runs next to you and leaves through the cleft in a wall.
You do not know whether this place was built with the consent of the castle
owner or not; maybe this was crafted by someone who wanted to secure their
back in case things went wrong. Either way, you feel at least somewhat easier
to be now, although even when hiding here you feel the sinister forces of the
castle heavy in your mind.
The still water here is up to your ankles.
Obvious exit is: leave.
This is the first time you've been here.
This safe haven is so special that you earn 29447 exp!


You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Az'anzyl suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Az'anzyl is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Az'anzyl's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
 00:12  480516: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare 


Eirik is consumed by absolute rage.
Eirik says 'Treachery!! My OWN SON has betrayed all of us. I will keep my
word, however. Take this blade - may it serve you well, adventurer. On my
behalf, thy quest is complete.  But Wirn, my so-called 'son'... has made the
gravest mistake of his life! BROTHER SLAYER!! RRRAAAAH!! Only his death is
good enough now! .'
Eirik hands you the Tragedienne blade!'
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Wirn staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Wirn is DEAD, R.I.P.
You give a wrapped parchment scroll to Eirik.


Sara smiles happily.
Sara says 'Thank you, my brave friend! There aren't words to tell how grateful
I am. I cannot offer you heaps of gold or mighty weapons, but take this item
as a token of my gratitude. It belonged to a young sorceress once and offered
her hope during dark times - maybe it can help you, too, when there is need .'
Congratulations! You have just completed Millie's nightmare!
You receive 11246 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Sara gives you a fragile-looking rose that sheds odd, faint light!'
Sara gives you a fragile-looking rose that sheds odd, faint light!'
You give a small, heart-shaped pendant hanging on a fine chain to Sara
Posted: 08 Dec 2012 22:35 [ permalink ]
G'naa'Byeh's flex shield wobbles.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
G'naa'Byeh is dogfood.
G'naa'Byeh is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shake  s, but the magic mist escapes.

22:02 1071372: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight
Posted: 08 Dec 2012 19:50 [ permalink ]
Special Room: Small Meadow: G'naa'Byeh's Room
Hall.
Huge black wooden coffin with gold and silver linings stand before you right
at the center of this vast hall. Coffin has been inscribed full of runes of
power which are pulsating in colourful crescendo. Lid of the coffin has been
pushed off on the floor and you can see the extravagant interior of the
coffin. Above the coffin, a big chandelier, surfeited with burning candles,
lights the hall with soft beautiful light.
A shining green force field surrounds this area.
Obvious exits are: s, sw, w, nw, n, ne, e and se.
G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight (undead)
You've never been here before.
You gain 31397 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 06 Dec 2012 07:55 [ permalink ]
The ground shakes violently.
The time seems to slow down and eventually it stops completely.
In the blink of everlasting moment, you suddenly you feel relieved, almost
like boulder of evil was lifted from the shoulders of world. The feeling seems
to last forever. 
Before you manage to really understand what just happened, it is all over.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Awertia moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Awertia is DEAD, R.I.P.
 786778: Awertia, the 66th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting de
Posted: 05 Dec 2012 23:14 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Pauper's Castle: Lesser Demon's room
Small chamber for sacrifices.
This chamber has extremely strong odor of dried blood, and the reason is
obvious, there is an altar in the middle of the chamber and you can't see its
surface through the layer of blood. The altar is the only object in this room.
Perfectly smooth black door (open) leads up.
Obvious exit is: up.
lesser demon of draen-dalar
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 30193 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 05 Dec 2012 22:25 [ permalink ]
Resin (party): since im new to this.....seems 1k isn't a crap bid
Resin (party): so...put bracelets in crappool
Merc (party): -> dicing pendant+bracelets <-
Merc calls for a dicing.
Resin rolls: 100.
Posted: 05 Dec 2012 22:25 [ permalink ]
Secret Room: Twisted Prophecies: Yaboz Maze entrance
The beginning of ancient underground Maze.
You are standing in dark room before the entrance doorway to the
ancient underground Maze. Still you can turn over and walk to the
west.
The still water below you would be barely covering your toes.
Ancient door (open) leads west.
Obvious exits are: d and w.
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
You gain 29759 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 03 Dec 2012 03:23 [ permalink ]
The Lady takes the crown gently from his hands, and she places it in the
fountain.  She reaches into her gown and pulls something out, cupping it
in her hands.  Light shines from between her fingers as she pushes it into
a small hole in the breast of the dragon on fountain.
The Lady cries, 'Aweri na ful morridem est!' and steps back.  Shielding
her eyes.
Steam starts to rise out of the fountain, and then there is a blinding
FLASH!!!
You see the shadow of a HUGE dragon spread its wings in the mist that has
filled the room.  The shadow shrinks rapidly and flies straight at Sparhawk's
head!
There is another flash and the mist clears from the room.
Congratulations! You have just completed Help lady elberiel!
You receive 146564 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

Got quest... Parsin had prot.. so no ring... complete clusterfuck :D
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 21:29 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You begin your impale, but see a new opportunity and smash your foe with the
haft of your weapon!
Oogga shouts 'I AM DYING! BY THE HANDS OF MY OWN BARBARIANS!'
Oogga shouts 'Hail Sparhawk for giving me an honorable barbarian death!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Defeat oogga!
You remove the mace to give your foes a better chance.
You sigh deeply.
Oogga loses the privilege to live.
Oogga is DEAD, R.I.P.
Your relentless assault made good work on your foe and you back off with your
shield.
The hair on the shrunken skull necklace burst into flames.
You use necklace to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Oogga's corpse is burned into char.
You wallow in reputation.
Thanks to Lyn and Haydn!

Also a guest appearance by Moonlord mid battle. Thanks!


21:23  228385: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord
60 barbarian trash mobs died as well!
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 00:56 [ permalink ]
Special Explore : Apollo:
Secret Room.
This is the secret room of the dragon. The room is very cold, just like the
other room. It is for the most part empty, except a rubble of stones on the
center of the floor.
Obvious exit is: north.You don't remember being here before.

Reaching this room makes you feel more experienced!
You gain 28419 experience for reaching this special
room.
Posted: 29 Nov 2012 22:40 [ permalink ]
Thank you for your donation. $1.00US will be donated to the Red Cross.
Your experience modifier will increase by 5% for the month of December 2012.
Posted: 26 Nov 2012 05:49 [ permalink ]
05:29 1003586: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability  

Esachen echoes 'Cursed be xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin,
xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid,
resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin,
parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin,
xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid,
resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin, parsin, xyloid, resin,
parsin, xyloid, resin and parsin.'

You gain 74 points of battle experience for leading this kill.

You have a new party kill option for top10!
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Resin's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Ssmud's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Lyn's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Aruthra's Kerbholz.
You light the torch.
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You use torch to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Xyloid joins in on the fun.
An ivory amulet in the shape of small scales looks valuable to you and you
take it.
A pair of pure white flowing sleeves looks valuable to you and you take it.
The torch goes out.







You say 'war.'
Deakron Implamekh says 'Why have I been so careful? Hammerhorn should be
leveled with the earth, no matter what the cost!'
Deakron Implamekh exclaims 'Tommorrow Hammerhorn is no more!'
Deakron Implamekh shouts 'THE TIME HAS COME! Ballistas out to the western
coast!
Soldiers mobilize at the three peaks! DEATH OR DISHONOUR!
Deakron Implamekh runs out to the east.



You hear a weird belching laughter echoing from the skies.
In the distance you hear the battlecries of soldiers rampaging into battle.
Best you lie still and silent until this is over.
Metal klinging against metal, warriors battling until either side falls.
The ground quakes! Explosion after explosion nearly falters your balance.


Several large bangs thunder repeatedly, causing a stinging pain in your ears.
Best you lie still and silent until this is over.
The wails of screaming soldiers are heard. A scorched scent creeps into the
room.
Suddenly...   silence.
Burglefloogah's voice booms throughout the realm, 
  'Behold the carnage which you have created. Receive this gift 
   as a sign of my gratitude.'
A small frog hops in and goes 'Rhiiiibit' and hops out..
  ..leaving a scaly black finger guard, made of thorns behind.
Congratulations! You have just completed Tides of war!
You receive 102450 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
An arrow of flames strikes upon the finger guard!
Posted: 19 Nov 2012 05:38 [ permalink ]
You give A city key to Rendburg to Mayor.
The mayor examines the key and starts smiling.
The mayor jumps on you and starts hugging. After that little
emotional moment he stands up and says 'Thank you my friends for
bringing back this key. Now I can lead my people back to the valley.
And now with this key I can lock the gates in the future
if any evil forces try to conquer our city again.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Frozen valley!
You receive 17405 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Posted: 26 Sep 2012 04:37 [ permalink ]
Special Room: Savage Coast - Melkior's room
Captains cabine.
The captains cabine is a display of luxery. Soft red velvet on the walls and
expensive furniture. An richely ornimated golden globe, representing the bat
world is in a corner beside a desk with navigation tools and maps. But this
cabine also has a lot of strange amulets, pentagrams and spells written on the
walls, organs in jars and other signs of black magic.
A cabine door made in heavy oak and reinforced with iron (closed) leads west.
Obvious exit is: down.
a ghoul sailor paces around here (undead)
a puddle of oily black tar (undead)
an inheritor lich with bony eyestalks (undead)
a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 30750 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 17 Sep 2012 04:10 [ permalink ]
You unlock the cell.
King Frex Frox steps out of the cell!
King Frex Frox exclaims 'Free at last after being captivated by
my own son!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Find frex frox!
You receive 7610 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
King Frex Frox says 'Sparhawk, have this ring of my ancestors as a sign of my
true gratitude.'
King Frex Frox says 'I am forever grateful.'
Posted: 16 Sep 2012 21:52 [ permalink ]
1044579: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 15 Sep 2012 06:53 [ permalink ]
You give an ancient tome with golden covers labeled as <|Sparhawk|>::votk
<orange glow> to Liscom.
Liscom exclaims 'Ooh! One of the magic journals!'    
Liscom exclaims 'Massive! It is complete!'
Congratulations! You have just completed The valley of the kings!
You receive 329470 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Liscom says 'Well done Sparhawk! You have completed the tasks I set in for
thee. ' 
Liscom drops an ancient tome with golden covers labeled as <|Sparhawk|>::votk
<orange glow>.
Posted: 15 Sep 2012 00:55 [ permalink ]
00:39  994992: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 13 Sep 2012 22:59 [ permalink ]
Morden the Shadowman is DEAD, R.I.P.
531876: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 13 Sep 2012 01:31 [ permalink ]
A large cavity replaces Sironebel's chest.
Sironebel is DEAD, R.I.P.

00:49  657150: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail
Posted: 12 Sep 2012 00:38 [ permalink ]
Stifsim wails as Sarmangoth's last blow sends it on its way to hell.
Chizra utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Stifsim suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Stifsim is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Stifsim's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 15 monsters remain.'


Viitta calls for a dicing.
Sparhawk rolls: 100.
Won Amulet... joined Void+
Posted: 11 Sep 2012 22:57 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Door to the Past - Stifism's Entry Room
Stifsim's cave.
You are in a cave. The walls are completely frozen. The ceiling must once have
been open, but not anymore. It has frozen so deeply, that even the most
horrendous creature who commands the raw energies of magic can't break
through. To the north there is an opening to an enormous cavern.
Obvious exits are: n and s.
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 29101 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 10 Sep 2012 06:51 [ permalink ]
Suddenly some letters appear swirling around you. The letters disappear inside
the tome.
The ground shakes violently.
The time seems to slow down and eventually it stops completely.
In the blink of everlasting moment, you suddenly you feel relieved, almost
like boulder of evil was lifted from the shoulders of world. The feeling seems
to last forever. 
Before you manage to really understand what just happened, it is all over.
You gain 58 points of battle experience for leading this kill.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Shftift dies in a massive pool of blood.
Shftift is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Shftift's neck leaps to Hauhto's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Shftift's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 16 monsters remain.'

Killed Asharu after all!! WOOH!


06:32  750202: Shftift, the 60th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon
Posted: 09 Sep 2012 07:05 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Votk - Asharu's Room
Inside the demonic prison sphere.
You have entered the demonic prison sphere and even though there is no actual
floor or ceiling here, you seem to be standing on something solid. The size of
the sphere is infinite and finite at the same time. There is plenty of room
for everyone to fit in and act, yet it feels too small to breathe freely. You
are sure that you could walk a thousand miles in one direction, yet you are
also sure that you would not move one foot if you did that. 
There are no obvious exits.
a beautiful guardian angel holding the right leg of the Shftift
an angel holding the left leg of the Shftift
a really beautiful guardian angel holding the left arm of the Shftift
a beautiful guardian angel holding the right arm of the Shftift
a beautiful guardian angel guarding the sphere
a beautiful guardian angel guarding the sphere
Shftift, the 60th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 31672 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Failed Asharu! whee!!
Posted: 10 Aug 2012 09:09 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Killusia's Room
Quest: Always Brothers
Posted: 05 Aug 2012 06:34 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Lonely Mountain - Kizarwexius's Room
The Dragon's lair.
This part is quite used, but not so strewn with bones and rubble as the other
parts of this vast cavern.  This must be where Kizarwexius sleeps; in fact, a
dragon-size smooth area is in the center of the room.
Obvious exits are: s and sw.
a rotten pile of bones

Congrats! You discovered a new room!
Reaching the deepest part of Kizarwexius' lair is a hair-raising 
experience.  Bones and rubble is scattered everywhere, excluding 
the center of the room, which is evidently used for sleeping. 

Realizing the fact that even Kizarwexius needs sleep is indeed a rewarding
experience.  You gain 28482 experience.

Posted: 19 Jul 2012 01:57 [ permalink ]
 01:28 1123461: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie



You give a beautiful white orb to Wimbu.
Wimbu receives the White Orb from Sparhawk. He examines it
carefuly and then exclaims:
        'We have suffered from the evil sorcerer Zyll for so many years now,
         I used to think I would never going to see the day were my people
         would be free again. Today, thanks to you, that day has come, you
         have fought like a real player, you have shown your skills and
         braveness and you must be rewarded.'

At this point, Wimbu turns a little and sticks his hand deep into his ass!
After making some funny faces he takes his hand out.

Wimbu continues:
        'Hmmm... seems I am out of rings :(
         Well, I'll give you a big hug then.'

Wimbu gives you a BIG hug.
Wimbu rubs the orb in some strange ways and suddenly he disappears!

Sparhawk has completed the quest!!!
Congratulations! You have just completed Ndoki forest!
You receive 95356 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

The skies turn fiery red for a moment and a bright, white light can
be seen in the southwest part of the world. A party of brave players
led by Sparhawk has completed the Ndoki Forest quest.

Thanks Zerks and Merc.
Posted: 18 Jul 2012 03:45 [ permalink ]
Special Explore Rooms: 
Plakhstan: old man's room
A hidden part of the entrance hall.
This room seems to be a part of the entrance hall, it was just divided
by the brick wall. This room, though, seems rather uninteresting. Old
cobwebs dangle from the roof. An old chair, looking grey from all the
dust, is placed beside the eastern wall.
Obvious exit is: west.
Cosmo, the Chaos chimera [Rider: You]
an old weak ghost crying. (undead)
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
You gain 29545 additional explore experience from finding this place!



Enchanted Forest: Aradhiel's room
The Grove.
At the heart of the elven forest grows the Grove.  Tended
by elven druids, the Grove has florished and become a place
of awesome magic.  Rare plants reach joyfully for the warm sun,
sending delicate scents wafting on the gentle breeze.  Slender
trees provide homes for many of denizens of the forest. The
soft trickle of a spring echoes quietly nearby.  The soil
seems very fertile, as if anything could grow here.
Above you is a cold, roiling, clear night sky. You have to brace yourself
against the strong wind. A third quarter moon hangs in the sky.
Obvious exit is: south.
Cosmo, the Chaos chimera [Rider: You]
Aradhiel the High Druid
This is the first time you've been here.

As you step into the heart of the elven forest, you arrive to a well tended
grove.  The tranquil environment of the grove is alluring, as if the very
elements of nature would be tied together here, embracing the milieu in
complete harmony.

You gain 30772 for reaching this special place.
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
Lyn arrives from south.
Aradhiel motions and vines wrap around your legs, but with
a tremendous heave, you break loose!
Posted: 14 Jul 2012 19:39 [ permalink ]
You have a new TOP party kill!
Werelizard suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Werelizard is DEAD, R.I.P.
As the werelizard dies, you are more or less certain this was the real
werelizard. Hooray! Remember to collect your reward from commander Aurel!
Dwarven guard captain shouts: 'The truly huge lizard is gone!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Moonlight murders!
You receive 15410 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

You ask Funtop about envelope.
Funtop croaks 'Ah, almost forgot your reward!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Competing architects!
You receive 1854 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Funtop gives you a firm handshake, and as you pull back you notice that he
left a ring in your hand.


Posted: 14 Jun 2012 09:18 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Zonni statue!
You receive 17374 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
The earth breathes a sigh of relief as the foul presence of the
living statue of Zonni is exterminated.

You gain 1254 additional experience due to the excellent leadership of Fuser.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Statue of Zonni as it dies.
Statue of Zonni is DEAD, R.I.P.

Thanks Darol.

Thanks Fuser.
Posted: 08 Jun 2012 19:36 [ permalink ]
Seashore Tower:
Sleeping Quarters.
This large chamber is puntuated by four alcoves. The mounted heads of numerous
beasts protrude from the walls. At a glance you recognize the busts of deer,
antelope, a bear, a small dragon head, and a huge green skinned cat. The
glassy eyes of these creatures peer out sightlessly abd somewhat obscenely. It
seems like the room has been a wonderous sight some time ago, but now it is
full of spiderweb-like constructions. There are some dead-looking humans
trapped in the webs like waiting for lunch time of him, whoever lives here.
Outside, above you is a warm, slowly moving, cloudy night sky.
Obvious exit is: down.
Hmm, what's this? A new room, perhaps?
You gain 28210 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 27 May 2012 03:33 [ permalink ]
Special Explore: Trilloch Tower Roof
Roof of the Trilloch's Tower.
This large, flat area is the top of a high tower. Large cobbles form an uneven
stone surface to stand on. Rounded lumps of granite and other stone are
cemented together to form a more or less flat roof. Surrounding the tower in
all directions, including upward, is a wobbling indistinct force field.
Battlements form a wall to the north and west, behind which is a long, painful
drop to the ground below.
The forcefield prevents you from seeing the sky in detail.
Obvious exits are: e, se and s.
Hmm, what's this? A new room, perhaps?
You gain 30003 additional explore experience from finding this place!


Killer quest updated.
Trilloch mumbles 'I was the best...the best...mmiwwff...'
He spins around backwards and falls over.
.seid eh sa hcollirT eht fo yrc-htaed suodnerroh eht raeh ouY.
.P.I.R ,DAED si hcollirT ehT.

Congratulations! You have just completed Assassin quest!
You receive 235965 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Award granted.
You take off and discard the bracelet.
You cannot drop white bracelet with red runes!
Posted: 05 May 2012 06:15 [ permalink ]
Wildspace entrance: 
You feel your body warp and stretch as you are pulled through.
This room is almost featureless, being merely four walls of grey, unadorned
stone and a floor of the same material. There are no windows, doors, or
furnishings. However, there is also no ceiling, revealing a sky of totally
unnatural origin. Or, more accurately, half unnatural. Clouds of shifting
colours and shapes split the sky into patches, half of which are the sky you
grew up with, the other half being a starless, sunless mustard-yellow field of
air. To make matters more confusing, the clouds are moving in crisscrossing
directions, which is (to your knowledge) physically impossible.
Above you is a cold, slowly moving, cloudy night sky. A light wind stirs the
air. The moon is not visible.
Obvious exit is: up.
a swirling purple-black vortex hovering in the air
tall podium made from polished dukonium
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 26797 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Posted: 02 May 2012 05:35 [ permalink ]
Orc Samurai:
Ninja Treasury.
This is a small room made from dark grey stone. There is nothing here but some
scattered empty sacks and a few open chests.
Silver door (open) leads south.
Obvious exit is: south.
curled scroll of fine paper
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 29721 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 24 Apr 2012 04:59 [ permalink ]
Stonehenge.
You are standing in the middle of mysterious stone formation. You can feel
that mighty forces play in this circle of stone. The realm of the dread is
black and white. A evil fog lay over the landscape as well. All lifeforce has
been drained and nothing is alive. It's just you the rocks and the dread
around.
Above you is a warm, roiling, clear night sky. You have to brace yourself
against the strong wind. A waning gibbous moon hangs in the sky.
Obvious exits are: n, w, s, e and portal.
Resin Dentistador the benevolent Leprechaun Groogrux King < . >
Dutois Swift the Duck < . >
the black dread
This place seems unfamiliar to you.

As you step into the desolate stone formation, a feeling of agony takes over
your thoughts.  The gloomy environment is drained from the living, leaving
only the dread behind.  The whole area is veiled with thick, gray fog, which
makes breathing abnormally difficult -- if not totally impossible.

You gain 28246 experience for reaching this special place.



The black dread gets slayed and you can feel the joy of the imprisoned druids
when their souls get released. They sweep over this evil dimension and bring
back the colors. But though this dimension is so drained that it will not host
life for another millenium. You better hurry back to Merelix and tell him the
good news.
Congratulations! You have just completed Stonehenge!
You receive 31539 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You have a new TOP party kill!
A large cavity replaces Dread's chest.
Dread is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 23 Apr 2012 07:53 [ permalink ]
Speed Trainer:
Below deck.
There are usually a lot of people here, crowding around the skipper of this
vessel and asking questions. The wood furnishings are decorated with pure
ivory, white and smooth around all the edges and surfaces. The portholes are
painted to look like the ship is flying in the sky, and all of the railings
and handles are made of white gold which blends into the wood. Several wine
glasses sit on the lone table.
Type 'info' for command help.
Outside, above you is a hot, slowly moving, heavily clouded sky.
Obvious exit is: up.
Syndyna, captain of the SHA Phenomenon
You don't remember being here before.
Having finally found your way to this trainer earns you 27719 experience!!
Posted: 21 Apr 2012 02:53 [ permalink ]
You untie the bundle of wood and place it around the
block of ice.  Then you uncork your fire potion and
pour it over the wood, igniting the blaze which quickly
melts away the ice freeing the sword inside.
The air crackles violently around the room as the sword
glows a warm red light.  Seconds later the sword turns a
cold blue and floats to the ground magically.
Congratulations! You have just completed The mythical frostblade!
You receive 50474 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
A large powerful blizzard sweeps across the land causing the ground
to shake and rumble.  Seconds later the cold chill in the air vanishes
without a trace as Sparhawk frees the The Mythical Frostblade.

Posted: 20 Apr 2012 08:10 [ permalink ]
Blackteeth Mountains: King's Room
Before a massive granite throne.
This must be the heart of the city and the center of ruling of the old. A
large authoritative looking throne made out of grey granite looms at the end
of the platform. Two braziers on each side of the throne shed sickly yellow
light to the room which deepens the shadows on every other corner of the room
except near the throne itself. The light dances around the braziers as if it
is afraid of leaving its source and shuns to spread out and fill this bleak
hall. Wide stairs lead down to the rest of the hall to the south. A slumped
body of an elf has collapsed on the throne.
Obvious exit is: south.


New room located -- explore count increased by one.
You gain 27287 additional explore experience from finding this place!



You give unconscious body of the elf scout to Maiden.
Fanthalion says 'What a joyous day! You have found Seranion! I am eternally
grateful.'   

Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue patrol!
You receive 91059 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 20 Apr 2012 03:46 [ permalink ]
Marble lined room.
You are in a small, marble lined room.  This
room would have to be the castle treasury.  The
draconians stored many great treasures and powerful
artifacts here when they were powerful, but now
the treasury has been mostly looted by draconians
abandoning the losing war.  One odd thing about
the room is the runed pillar still standing in
the middle.
Obvious exit is: east.
A burned out pile of ashes
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 27393 additional explore experience from finding this place!


Draconians area

Someone else had done quest
......
Posted: 13 Apr 2012 07:25 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Shamanic deed!
You receive 33156 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Suddenly all the sounds around you quiet down and the sky seems to darken. The
totem on the ground starts to glow with eerie blue light. The glow slowly
brightens up to a blinding white light which envelopes you completely. The
time seems to lose its grip on the reality and a largish humanoid figure
materializes into the light and picks up the totem. This seems to take forever
and nothing except the figure moves. 
The figure looks at the totem it is holding on its left hand and then turns
its figureless face towards you. Slowly the figure raises its hand and touches
your drum. After that the figure, the totem and the bright light vanish as
silently as they came. You can hear and move again.

Special Explore Count: 13!
A small barren island.
This place is really creepy. Everything around you seems lifeless and gray,
even the grass on the ground. An infinite swirling gray smoke fills the space
above you, where the sky is supposed to be. You are standing on a small barren
island on a dark watered roaring river. The island is only about two hundred
feet wide and of rougly round shape. A narrow suspended bridge leads south
across the river. Some rocks and woodware have been piled around the middle in
the shape of a circle. 
Obvious exit is: south.
Saelli, the false lord of the underworld (undead)
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 29880 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 06 Apr 2012 05:04 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Ferry!

You receive 393 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 02 Apr 2012 06:09 [ permalink ]
Checkpoint is marked!
Sable shouts 'Hiking event ended!'
Sable shouts 'The winner of the event was Sparhawk!'
Sable shouts 'I'm proud to see that a Ranger won the event! Rangers, come to
me and you'll get a reward!
Congratulations! You have just completed Win the king of hiking event!
Posted: 03 Feb 2012 22:16 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Help loretta!
You receive 19084 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Ntein moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Ntein is DEAD, R.I.P.


Congratulations! You have just completed Solve mystery of the abandoned
village!
You receive 60608 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Mosnjithdosi lets off shuddering scream and starts twirling and spinning
rapidly.
The darkness scatters to smaller and even more quickly spinning bulks.
One by one the whirling bulks dissolve leaving room dead quiet.

Derov tells Fred, Woocca, Rurack, Antarax, Lyn and you 'Thank you for saving
us! Our village is free again! We will be forever thankful.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Mosnjithdosi loses the privilege to live.
Mosnjithdosi is DEAD, R.I.P.


Also Special Explore room - Shelf in Abandoned Village (golem)
Posted: 24 Jan 2012 06:25 [ permalink ]
LQ 52! 
Eldaron and two of his guards arrive from east.
Eldaron says 'Woah! Those zombies out there were tough!
Eldaron takes the amulet from the neck of Zorthas and squeezes
    it softly.
Eldaron cheers 'Finally!'
Eldaron thanks you warmly.
Deep voice from nowhere speaks 'You have done well Sparhawk, I
    shall reward your bravery.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Return the amulet!
You receive 36334 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Eldaron says 'Wait here and I go to my palace and open a
    dimension door here
so you can leave this damp dungeon.'
Eldaron chants something and he and his party disappear with a
    bright flash!

Special Explore: Elven Village
Dark dungeon.
The darkness in this dungeon is much deeper than it should be. Something here
radiates utter darkness and evilness...
Obvious exit is: east.
You gain 29302 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 06:42 [ permalink ]
Valley of silence - Shifters.
Treasury.
This must be the castle's treasury. The room is plain without any furniture
and the walls seem to be made of solid metal. There are no windows and the
place looks inpenetrable.
A huge silvery steel door (open) leads south.
Obvious exit is: south.
Hmm, what's this? A new room, perhaps?
You gain 30150 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Posted: 24 Dec 2011 09:22 [ permalink ]
You give a bloody chunk of minced meat to Dog.
The dog looks gratefully at you.
The dog eats the chunk of meat with great enjoyment.
A mighty voice says: You have solved the quest.
Congratulations! You have just completed It's dog!
You receive 4424 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Posted: 23 Dec 2011 02:18 [ permalink ]
Circus:
You light the powder and it explodes in an ear deafening blast!
On the roof of a large tent.
You are on the roof of a large tent, situated near the center of the circus.
This is already pretty high up, and the fabric you're standing on moves
alarmingly as the wind sways the tent's structure. The sights are quite
impressive from this altitude too, and you enjoy watching scores of children
and their parents running about erratically down below. The tent's roof would
extend further to each cardinal point but you dare not venture any further
from the center of the tent, as the roof becomes rather slanted and shaky
further away. There is a post protruding from the tent's roof here, and a
small ladder has been attached to it, probably by the circus' acrobats to
provide a way here and back.
Above you is a slowly moving, clear night sky. A breeze blows around you. A
waxing crescent moon hangs in the sky.
Obvious exit is: down.
A loud falcon, pecking at a pinecone
This place seems unfamiliar to you.
Wow, the view is breathtaking! It sure was worth the risk.
Your life passes before your eyes as you fly in a long arc over the circus...
You land on the roof of a large tent!

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 23:31 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Torch 1000!

Wooh!
Posted: 22 Dec 2011 23:17 [ permalink ]
Rendburg:
A room without any roof or walls.
You are standing in a room where you can see no walls or roof. There
is a eerie fog in the air. Different shades of colors can be seen
in the fog. It is so beautiful here. You can almost hear an angelic song
from a far distance. You feel like you were in an another dimension.
Obvious exit is: north.
Shenare the evil polar demon (undead)
Congrats! You discovered a new room!
You gain 25672 additional explore experience from finding this place!


School of Lumine:
You look behind you...
Something incredibly strong grabs you gently by your hips and pulls you back.
You hear a giggle and find yourself somewhere else!

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
In the music box.
Wow! You are in the music box! The pretty redheaded ballerina is dancing and
giggling, and you decide to sit down and enjoy the show. The floor is covered
in soft dark blue velvet which feels nice under your buttocks. The walls are
of the same material. You feel the worries of the world just fade away...
Obvious exit is: out.
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
Ooh! The sweet music! The music here makes you feel more experienced.
Congratulations, here is your 28516 exp


Rooms Done:

Perins - Robes of Time final room
Arelium - Rusty Shield

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:49 [ permalink ]
Ard chants some magic words and the pedestal starts to move to the

crack in the wall. As the pedestal moves in the wall the crack closes.

Congratulations! You have just completed Return the chest!

You receive 34122 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 21 Dec 2011 05:23 [ permalink ]
Spokesman says 'Margareth would be a suitable choice for a successor, although
she is the last one in the order of succession. 'I just wish there was
    someone to take out my cunning plan, so the province could be saved.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Successor of province!
You receive 37371 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Spokesman gives you A shimmering blue necklace with a silver plaque <red
 glow>.

Posted: 21 Dec 2011 00:09 [ permalink ]
Lion's screams of agony deafen you as you cruelly chop him to little pieces!
Suddenly, a magical portal opens before you!
The crowd goes silent and you can hear the emperor speak:
'You have fought bravely and earned your freedom. Go now, as a free being!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Victi vicimus!
You receive 30711 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You can hear the emperor speak from the balcony:
'The one who fights well shall not leave unrewarded. I grant
you this as a token of your courage.'
You have a new solo kill option for top10!
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Lion as it dies.
Lion is DEAD, R.I.P.

Posted: 18 Dec 2011 08:25 [ permalink ]
You are venturing inside the ant hill - you have now descended very deep below
the groundlevel. This part of the nest, however, seems different when compared
to the previous tunnels of the ant hill. It is  pitch black around you, but it
is not what makes you feel a bit creepy. It is the walls and floor, which are
covered with thick, foul-smelling slime. You do not hear the clicking sounds
of the ants here - in fact, this parts of the nest seems to be abandoned. Why
- you cannot tell. There is an opening straight above your head.
Obvious exits are: u, sw and nw.
You've never set foot here before.
Wow, this place looks so exciting that you gain additional 28677 exp!


Nicodemus beams happily.
Nicodemus exclaims 'Thanks a lot, my brave friend!'
Congratulations! You have just completed The ant hill!
You receive 19194 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Nicodemus hands you an old scroll: 'Here! I have no use for this anymore, I
hope it helps you on your journeys.'
You give a small leather pouch, which smells like tobacco to Satyr.

Stal the Brewer exclaims 'Ah, Sparhawk, you have completed your task!'
Stal the Brewer says 'I have a special drink just for you.'
The bartender sends a special cocktail your way.
Congratulations! You have just completed Mirror mine!
You receive 53742 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

You put back the rod where it belongs.
Congratulations! You have just completed The lost troglodyte rod!
You receive 2141 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.

The King kneels before all in the room in prayer, celebrating the return of
the Book of Faith to his possession.
Congratulations! You have just completed Caves of orac!
You receive 2400 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You give Oracian Book Of Faith <red glow> to King.

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 07:29 [ permalink ]
King Arthur:
Inside Arg.
This is the entry way to the castle. The Grail is nowhere to be seen here.
There are voices coming from further inside the castle. If you are lucky you
will be able to lay waste to the French knights who so severely taunted you on
your quest.
Strong wooden door (open) leads out.
Obvious exits are: n and out.
You've never been here before.
You gain 29959 additional explore experience from finding this place!


Also did Alchemist Dilema quest...
Posted: 10 Dec 2011 21:39 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Lyn!!!!!


Posted: 15 Aug 2011 04:54 [ permalink ]
04:29 1092322: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
First full lead of Thana!
Posted: 27 Jul 2011 01:41 [ permalink ]
In the Breach.
Volcanic rock crunches underfoot as you tred warily
onward.  It appears that you have entered a vast
cavern of phenomenal proportions.  Here and there
geysers of lava fountain up.  This can only be what
the dwarves described as the Breach, the place where
evil first appeared in their realm.  This must be
its stronghold!
Hot lava encircles the volcanic rock.
Obvious exits are: w, n, e and s.
Xaktir Demonspawn
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.

The vulcanic temperature and the sizzling rivers of lava - formed from
the bulging geysers, who constantly plunge the hot molten magma from deep down
under the earth - are giving you a first-hand view of hell on earth.  The
environment is supernaturally pressing, and you can feel the close presence of
something ancient, who would best behoove left unseen for mortal eyes.

You gain 45104 from reaching this special place.

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A reddish fire lines the body of Baal-Naygash...In horror you watch as the
body rises and attacks again! Suddenly, a white light emanates from the wrists
of the demon lord.  A screaming howl is wrenched out of Baal-Naygash's throat
as it writhes in pain.  A web of feathery light soon encircles the howling
creature.

A trumpet blast echoes in the air and a shining white figure flashes into
existence.  Raising his arms the robed figure swiftly incants and the raving
demon destructs.

Turning to your party, the figure thanks you and says 'You have done well in
defeating this evil, but more remains to be done.  A rift currently exists
between the dwarves and elves, which if healed, would be an even greater good
than that which you have just done.  I believe this could be done if the Seal
of Kutanakor were 'placed' in the right hands.'  The angelic figure then
places his hands over the armor that had fallen off of the demon's body and
calls for a blessing.  A white nimbus of light settles into each piece.

With that the shining figure vanishes into a brilliant white light.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Baal-naygash dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Baal-naygash is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Baal-naygash's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 18 monsters remain.'


2. 27/07/11 | Baal-Naygash (undead), 1109073 exp (party of 9)

Posted: 20 Jul 2011 07:51 [ permalink ]
475579: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders  
Posted: 16 Jul 2011 06:34 [ permalink ]
06:08  705279: a floating bulk of darkness
forgot to holz yet again...
Posted: 12 Jul 2011 10:36 [ permalink ]
 552545: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 30 Jun 2011 21:57 [ permalink ]
21:54  692720: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 01 Apr 2011 21:11 [ permalink ]
Did 3man Event party with Lyn and Silverwing.

Used my snowglobe.
Sparhawk has cursed the weather. A magical blizzard comes from nowhere and
freezes your body!
You wake up!
You feel an icy yet refreshing chill run up your spine.
+178 Sp, was at full hps/eps.

Also used flute.

Solo:
9: Sparhawk      Round 6,  71 ticks  Fri Apr 01 20:40:08 2011

Party 3man:
10: Sparhawk      Round 10, 220 ticks Fri Apr 01 19:54:29 2011
Posted: 22 Dec 2010 06:59 [ permalink ]
 06:25  664808: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter      
 06:52  496110: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare    
Posted: 22 Dec 2010 04:06 [ permalink ]
 04:04 1120234: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie   
Posted: 17 Dec 2010 06:26 [ permalink ]
 1561871: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits   

Took over raztax party and lead to success!! but in the end, fucking
battlesuit was flawed though noone had prot in mobprots... wonder...
Posted: 12 Dec 2010 10:04 [ permalink ]
The world around you wobbles, shifts and slowly comes to a halt. It seems the
walls between the different planes of existance are once again impregnable,
with the clone menace
    on the other side and you.. on the other side.
You just gained 60 style points in Shadow Sabres guild.
Nomed utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
A large hole replaces Balhannoth's face.
Balhannoth is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Balhannoth's neck leaps to Lammas's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Balhannoth's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Posted: 22 Nov 2010 22:41 [ permalink ]
22:28 1066807: a man in green, Johnny Dover, the leprechaun king
Posted: 19 Nov 2010 21:18 [ permalink ]
20:55 1069922: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie  

Zyll shouts 'ARGH!!! I'll be back!!!'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
A large hole replaces Zyll's face.
Zyll is DEAD, R.I.P.
You seize the mind of the monster as it dies.
YOU GAIN AN INCONCEIVABLE AMOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE! Your mind ceases to do anything
but process the knowledge for a short while.
The magic mist around the dead Zyll's neck leaps to Resin's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Zyll's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

3 baggita's  + 1 after :P

Hair got quest!
Posted: 15 Nov 2010 07:15 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say (acid blast)
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of acid.
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Balrog.
Balrog screams in pain.
The balrog screams 'NOOOOO!
                            NOOOOOOOOO!
                                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The balrog falls down... DEAD.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

281248: a huge infuriated balrog without wings
Posted: 11 Nov 2010 03:07 [ permalink ]
Mobs left for Holz_quest (Which i will never complete)

Spirit of the master warlock, Shelaste, Sera, Lord Necorp, Sable
Eidilon, Lear Roth, Stifism, Umegord, Asharu, Thanatos, Lesser Demon
Llyth, Nightmare, Felidae, Inra, Baal-Naygash, Ix'ixixiblat, 
Tiamat, Burglefloogah, Kizarwexius
Posted: 09 Nov 2010 22:36 [ permalink ]
 517485: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos     

Shacul killed
1036423: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia
Posted: 09 Nov 2010 00:41 [ permalink ]
896142: Jane, the Goddess


109188: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
Posted: 08 Nov 2010 14:48 [ permalink ]
334487: a flying flaming purple pheonix  
425884: an enormous chimera    
566689: a giant plated ice wyrm  
384850: a twenty-ton giant alligator 
426134: a giant plated ice wyrm   
 
You have a new party kill option for top10!
YUCH, Redfang doomflower's entrails spill all over the place.
Redfang doomflower is DEAD, R.I.P.
You seize the mind of the monster as it dies.
YOU GAIN AN INCONCEIVABLE AMOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE! Your mind ceases to do anything
but process the knowledge for a short while.
 
816512: a hundred-meter giant flowering plant
 
Played straight from boot to boot. 3 Boss mob parties. 100 Redfang points
total
 
added stats to the following items
Wiespe Teeth: +2 dex +2 str +1 con +1 int +1 wis
Trilloch Ring +1 wis +2 int
Soth Wis Gloves: +1 spr
Nithem Ring: +2 dex +1 str
Tyra Boots: +1 con
Lyn's HBM's: +1 wis each
Alex Sleeves: +1 spr +1 int
Mirror Breastplate +1 wis
Moonstone Leggings +1 wis
Mithril Ring +1 wis
Mask of higher conciousness: +1 wis
Mage Staff +1 wis

Moreod Dodge Belt: +1 dex
Tiger Bracelet: +1 dex
Cold Black Leggings: +1 dex
Shelaste Claws: +1 dex
Jane Cloak: +1 dex
Posted: 05 Nov 2010 16:53 [ permalink ]
 16:07  456873: a black king seeking to rule the world.                      
 16:22  116077: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer           
Posted: 11 Oct 2010 21:04 [ permalink ]
1106683: a huge swarm of bats, darkening the sky   

1128602: Nithem the Lich, skeletal figure in blood red robes

got reinc freeze, but missed the force reinc this time.. good fun.
Posted: 24 Sep 2010 19:34 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims (golden arrow)
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
Your golden arrow hits Merchant.
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Merchant.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Your staff vibrates.

You feel your magic transforming into...
POISON!

You can feel the poison of your magic contaminating the blood of Merchant!
Merchant staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Merchant is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 14 Sep 2010 08:03 [ permalink ]
Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Sparhawk has been promoted to elder nun'.



[Tue Sep 14 07:59:02 2010 Nun inform ]
Sister Sparhawk has been promoted to elder.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
Posted: 11 Aug 2010 01:55 [ permalink ]
Total of 600022065 experience spent on character.

After about a year of hanging at 570m.. now to get 675m and decide if im bored
enough to rebirth?
Posted: 21 Jul 2010 07:54 [ permalink ]
624867: Golux, the master conjurer of slime

3man
Posted: 12 Jul 2010 06:59 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You spread white glow with your Crosier of Angel and exclaim (dispel evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Air crackles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Crosier of Angel
and strikes with immense power upon Draconian soldier.
Posted: 01 Jul 2010 15:26 [ permalink ]
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Might of Holy Vials'*

God this task fucking sucks
Posted: 12 Apr 2010 07:16 [ permalink ]
122670: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner 

Sparhawk rolls: 77.
Boot rolls: 70.
Agita rolls: 57.
Kanis rolls: 22.
Jacen rolls: 20.
Okk rolls: 9.
Hair rolls: 4.

Jacen gives you black silk bracelet with tiger claw ornament.
Posted: 10 Apr 2010 19:57 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Moonlord      fol  435(1539)   19(  72) 176(414) | 100 |         9733
|
| 1.2   Zerks         ldr  630(1649)   99(  99) 412(427) |  89 |        12695
|
| 2.1   Sparhawk      fol  330( 712) 1440(1679) 253(258) |  91 |         8167
|
| 2.2   Evilild       fol  599(1066)  574(1082) 282(282) |  90 |         8112
|
| 3.2   Ggr           fol  296( 660) 1387(1387) 264(264) |  88 |         8003
|
| ?.?   Naamafanta   dead    1( 564)  727( 999) 252(251) |  80 |        10427
|
| ?.?   Zartak       dead    1( 745) 1527(1701) 271(241) |  92 |         8235
|
| ?.?   Calada        unc  699( 901) 1331(1501) 281(279) |  97 |         8889
|
| ?.?   Smash        dead    1(1271)  695( 719) 452(448) | 100 |        12013
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say (acid blast)
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Yaboz.
Yaboz screams in pain.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Yaboz's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Yaboz is DEAD, R.I.P.


1228727: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 01 Apr 2010 07:47 [ permalink ]
monkey gone! whee!
Posted: 20 Mar 2010 20:39 [ permalink ]
Asmodeus staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Asmodeus is DEAD, R.I.P.

1068692: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell     

2nd kill, and probably last. 

Whee!
Posted: 14 Mar 2010 07:40 [ permalink ]
Trilloch mumbles 'I was the best...the best...mmiwwff...'
He spins around backwards and falls over.

.seid eh sa hcollirT eht fo yrc-htaed suodnerroh eht raeh ouY.
.P.I.R ,DAED si hcollirT ehT.

214844: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 06:47 [ permalink ]
780903: Kitiara the Dragon highlord

failed skie like a pro... fucker tracked
Posted: 31 Jan 2010 19:23 [ permalink ]
Lolz, epic fails today

383830: Wren Haz-Gon the high Elf  3man

Woulda been great except we idle'd too much and trilloch decided to go play
with someone else.
Posted: 29 Jan 2010 18:35 [ permalink ]
Killed Jane
Posted: 23 Jan 2010 01:52 [ permalink ]
3038510: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad

136401: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints 

about 13hrs... not painful at all

Diced 3rd.. got legs. Wooh!
Posted: 21 Jan 2010 07:01 [ permalink ]
1297249: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
Posted: 18 Jan 2010 08:22 [ permalink ]
1346611: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 13 Jan 2010 16:15 [ permalink ]
1444362: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder

Won Ring! Wooh!
Posted: 12 Jan 2010 02:09 [ permalink ]
1376308: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 11 Jan 2010 10:29 [ permalink ]
855684: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.       3man
Posted: 28 Dec 2009 04:28 [ permalink ]
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you lightly strike Dwarf producing large scratches.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you lightly strike Dwarf producing large scratches.
Posted: 24 Dec 2009 05:52 [ permalink ]
'Mango', a christmasy reindeer [Rider:Lyn]
Posted: 07 Dec 2009 10:56 [ permalink ]
A symphony of destruction resounds from the heavens as the quartet of holy
Zoas blow their trumpets in their role as the harbringers of
    Apocalypse.
The clouded skies BREAK ASUNDER as an incredibly bright ray of light beams
down from the skies!
A shape, surrounded by a fuming globe of divine fire slowly descends along the
trail of light.
Valentina shivers in pious fear that is filled with immense respect and
humility.
Valentina forces her trembling lips to yell ...
'REPENT YOU MINIONS OF DARKNESS! KNEEL BEFORE THE SERAPHIM! KNEEL!'
You sear in the intense heat as the blindingly bright being of fire descends
the trail of light.
Your hatred compels you to attack Seraphim!
Seraphim exclaims 'BEHOLD!'
Seraphim exclaims 'I am Seraphim, an Archangel of the highest choir of Heaven.
 I am second in command of the highest celestial thread.  I
    guard the Heaven and Earth, I tread across the space and and time and
maintain the power of all that is Good upon the cosmos.  On my
    command I wield the celestial judgement with inpunity.  I seek out and
purge the minions of darkness and the unliving.  I am the
    incarnation of holy fire.  And now that I have stepped my foot on this
realm, I will exempt you from your sinful life.  By fire will thy
    souls be purged!'
Seraphim tells you 'Brace thyself, troll for thine doom is nigh!'
A thread of energy flows from Seraphim to Sister Valentina, enclosing her in a
sphere of benign magics.
Seraphim says 'Sister Valentina, your soul is bound to me.  You shall endure
no harm whilst I am alive.'

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gigantic measures.  Meanwhile its exterior slowly changes; its hands
    extend and the fingers turn into claws; its wings merge together to form a
massive pair of wings who span across a space ranging from
    twenty to thirty meters; its skin changes hue from bold white to fiery red
and grows an overlapping set of scales which cover every inch
    of its exterior.  Its humanoid-legs turn into massive clawed hind legs
both bearing a set clawed toes; a great spiked red tail grows from
    the junction point of its hind legs.  Finally as the transformation is
complete, a gargantuan fiery serpent looms before you, fire
    bursting involuntarily from its nostrils.


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 3177876: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad 


Valentina exclaims 'You.. you fiends!!  You shall never defeat me!'
Valentina says 'Convent of the White rose shall be our final battleground.'
Valentina vanishes.




lizing all her strength, she heaves her hand toward the sky and manages to
send a final whisper with her dying breath '..L-Las.. W..hy-y..ha..av..ave
yo...yo...youu fo..fo..fo.. forsak...'
      Her lifeless body lets out a faint *THUD* as it hits the ground...
                   ... and then silence.
A voice booms from the heavens 'Dear Valentina, I have not forsaken you, and
you shall not die yet, for your task is far from being
    completed.'

A thick ray of light races down from the heavens and takes Valentina in its
embrace.
Valentina stands up,  wholly healed by the ray.
Valentina exclaims 'Your work has been in vain, mortals.  You should see by
now that Good always triumphs!'
Valentina says 'And now you shall die.'

A dark shadow, radiating coldness, rises from the ground.  It takes a
corporeal form of a skeletal man, clad in black hood, who wields a
    sharp bone scythe in its hands.
Death intones in a chilly voice 'IT IS TIME, VALENTINA.'

A voice booms from the heavens 'Death!  Valentina is under my pro..'

Death intones in a chilly voice 'NO MORE PROCRASTINATION, LAS.  THE TIME IS
RIPE FOR THIS SOUL TO BE HARVESTED TO THE AFTER-DEATH.'

Death lets out a smug grin.
Death intones in a chilly voice 'I HEAR DRAEN-DALAR HAS SPECIAL PLANS FOR THIS
SOUL.  IN HELL.'

A voice booms from the heavens 'No!  DEATH, I COMMAND YOU TO..'

Death intones in a chilly voice 'TIME IS DUE FOR THIS SOUL.'

Death swings his scythe and cuts through Valentina.  An ethereal form is torn
from Valentina's sagging body.
A voice booms from the heavens 'NOO!'

The barrier of light around Sister Valentina dims and vanishes completely.
Death, clad in black, lets out a smug grin at you 'WE WILL SEE AGAIN' before
vanishing through the ground.

Murky clouds gather above Convent of White Rose.
The bells of the Convent of the White Rose boom a message of grief throughout
the realm... *BOMMMM* .... *BOMMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM*
    ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM*
...

And then, deafening silence falls upon the realm.
You feel a great loss in your heart.
You feel EXHAUSTED!
Shadow of Draen-Dalar eerily echoes 'Now that the wench is dead by mortal
hands, and thus out of the protective reach of Las, I can
    finally get my hands on that sacred relic without beginning an upheaval in
heavens.'

Valentina is DEAD, R.I.P.


 130084: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints 

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 1289667: Abbess Abigail leader of the convent        

First time I've lead this. 83 templars, lotsa crimson points :)

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 09:09 [ permalink ]
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My Big Day - By Sparhawk###
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Ch. 1 - Me dying, but not really... or apparently so?

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You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
H:-458/1803 [-158] S:43/43 [] E:389/422 [] $:32540 [] exp:525723 []
Huge nightmare bites you with its icicle-like teeth!
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
GgrTF: Various prots expire as you die!
You die.
Milk is the new leader of the party.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

BELIERIN, the second world of ELYSIUM.
This world is mostly marsh, rich with wildfowl and tree-covered hummocks.
Unlike other marshes, this one is free of pestilence and bothersome insects.
Very little is known of it, save that there may be realms in the higher
grounds around its edges.

Welcome to HEAVEN. You can now enjoy the land of fertile richness and
unsurpassed natural beauty, as you are waiting to be revived from your
non-corporeal state to normal character. You may ask for a resurrect. You can
use 'ghost' channel. If you do not get resurrected you may 'pray'. Type accept
for help about accepting reincs/resses. You can also see help pages by 'help'
command.
There are no obvious exits.
Your skin returns to its original texture.
The horrible pain wakes you up!
In a guestroom of 'the three wenches'.
You are in a comfortable looking guestroom in the inn 'the three wenches'.
There is a bed, a closet, a nightstand and a chair here. There is a candle on
the nightstand, shedding light into the room.
Outside, above you is a moving, clear night sky.
A wooden door (closed) leads west.
There are no obvious exits.
a light blue nightgown
Uma, the freezing griffon
Tarasque, the glowing griffon
You cannot go that way.
You are not in combat right now.
Ghost of Sparhawk [party]: umm
Someone 'hmmmm's for a moment.
You cock your head to the side and mutter 'umm...'.
Broetchen {party}: Ghost of Sparhawk
[16:26]:Ghost of Sparhawk [wanted]: unidle wiz to fix me?
You are DEAD, and not in HELL? BEGONE FOOL!
You feel your surroundings change.
BELIERIN, the second world of ELYSIUM.
This world is mostly marsh, rich with wildfowl and tree-covered hummocks.
Unlike other marshes, this one is free of pestilence and bothersome insects.
Very little is known of it, save that there may be realms in the higher
grounds around its edges.
Darol tells you 'you're welcome :)'
Darol tells you 'sort of :P'

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Ch. 2 - Me getting Reinc Cursed at Nithem

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Nithem the Lich chants an age old chant 'S'har har har, Ah'um, henget uusix
nopeti-NO'


You shiver and feel somehow bound. What could that mystic chant mean? And did
that lich just wink at you? You have the worst
feeling of all, the feeling of not knowing what is going on. Anyhow, you are
now officially CURSED.

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Ch. 3 - I got the killing blow on Nithem! Wooh!

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You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Nithem the Lich.
You found a soft spot in Nithem the Lich's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Nithem the Lich's torso and out the other
side!
Nithem the Lich says 'I told you, you cannot defeat me.'
Nithem the Lich looks around in panic.
Nithem the Lich asks 'Hey, where is my phylactery?'
Nithem the Lich says 'AAAARGHhhhhhhhhh'

Finally the Lich is DEAD, R.I.P.
Its skull falls onto the ground with a lifeless thud.


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()

Ch. 4 - Dispersion of the lootz!

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On skull: 
Sparhawk rolls: 97.

Outbid though. Went for : 97.5k D+ points to Susette

Ring I won at 160 after rolling 92.

So I paid like... 10080 D+ pts for it.


 1054456: Nithem the Lich, skeletal figure in blood red robes     

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Ch. 5 - Why was I carrying that Youth scroll around again?

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Nether spirit utters the magic words (area entropy)
You die of old age.



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Ch. 6 - So.... Yeah.

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()

So... Dralith offered me a deal... I have my reinc freeze curse in 
effect still. In one month, the second the curse lifts, I'll be force 
reinced, and still incur the 14% reinc cost. Atm, that means I loose 77.5m.

On the plus side, I got to do Nithem and got the ring....

Also, I get to attempt Valentina on Sunday again..
Posted: 22 Nov 2009 23:06 [ permalink ]
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Tyranicus shouts with his last dying breath 'I WILL RISE AGAIN!'
Sparhawk severs the head of Tyranicus from its neck and shouts 'The HELL you
will!'
Tyranicus loses the privilege to live.
Tyranicus is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Tyranicus's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.


 1346527: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men 

Fuck sakes, I hate this monster :(
Posted: 20 Nov 2009 16:27 [ permalink ]
kiti last night
Posted: 08 Nov 2009 02:56 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Lunar defender!
You receive 2560 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You have no free levels.

no cloak but atleast i got a quest
Posted: 26 Oct 2009 14:09 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Gatekeeper.
You found a soft spot in Gatekeeper's hide!
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Gatekeeper's scalp!
Gatekeeper loses the privilege to live.
Gatekeeper is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Gatekeeper's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only
    24 monsters remain.'
The magic mist around the dead Gatekeeper's neck leaps to Daerid's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Gatekeeper's neck leaps to Blayke's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Gatekeeper's neck leaps to Spid's Kerbholz.
H:1774/1789 [] S:43/108 [] E:402/422 [-10] $:0 [] exp:157071 [+146996]
 1220327: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate    

Failed vallu! wooh yeah! 

Posted: 29 Sep 2009 07:43 [ permalink ]
 112168: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner 
Posted: 01 Sep 2009 07:14 [ permalink ]
908825: Wiespe the lecherous vampire      
Posted: 24 Aug 2009 12:21 [ permalink ]
Monkey gone! woot!
Posted: 03 Aug 2009 08:08 [ permalink ]
| 1013984: Wiespe the lecherous vampire                                      
|
|  278462: Fiona the brownie nun (holy)
3man wooh!
Posted: 03 Aug 2009 00:18 [ permalink ]
You fire an arrow at Asmodeus.
You found a soft spot in Asmodeus's hide!
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Asmodeus's scalp!
H:587/1610 [] S:35/35 [] E:341/411 [-10] $:303 [] exp:109 []
Amd mutters the magic words (dispel evil)
Holy sparks fly around Amd as dazzling flash erupts from her Crosier of Angel
and strikes with
    immense power upon Asmodeus.

You get bad vibrations as Asmodeus's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Asmodeus is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Farliss's Kerbholz.
c mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Xyloid's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Amd's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Nina's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Woocca's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Blayke's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to Nikana's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only
    25 monsters remain.'


1071730: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell   

Sparhawk Egao-Mitsuketai the Troll < badass >.
He has a wart on his left leg, left arm, right arm, left hand, right hand,
 forehead and left cheek.
He excellent shape [es] (90-100%)

                      __,__
             .--.  .-"     "-.  .--.
            / .. \/  .-\ /-.  \/ .. \
           | |  '|  /   Y   \  |'  | |
           | \   \  \ * | * /  /   / |
            \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' /
             `'-' /_   ^ ^   _\ '-'`
             .--'|  \._ _ _./  |'--.
           /`    \   \.-.  /   /    `\
          /       '._/  |-' _.'       \
         /          ;  /--~'   |       \
        /        .'\|.-\--.     \       \
       /   .'-. /.-.;\  |\|'~'-.|\       \
       \       `-./`|_\_/ `     `\'.      \
        '.      ;     ___)        '.`;    /
          '-.,_ ;     ___)          \/   /
           \   ``'------'\       \   `  /
            '.    \       '.      |   ;/_
          ___>     '.       \_ _ _/   ,  '--.
        .'   '.   .-~~~~~-. /     |--'`~~-.  \
       // / .---'/  .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.'  /
      ((_(_/    /  /      (_(_(_(---.__    .'
                | |     _              `~~`
                | |     \'.
                 \ '....' |
                  '.,___.'

        A devil monkey is sitting on his shoulder!

Posted: 01 Aug 2009 08:36 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 14 hours 54 minutes 8 seconds
Experience gained: 3464770
Experience lost: 12485
Experience spent: 3451400
Gold difference: -126352.00
New areas explored: 106
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 1696
  Hit: 884 Missed: 375 Parried: 141 Dodged: 453 (Tumbled: 157)
  Crits: 28 Stuns: 18 Ripostes: 717
Total received attacks: 6936
  Hit: 2161 Avoided: 2453 Parried: 1255 Dodged: 1744 (Tumbled: 677)
  Crits: 57 Stuns: 40 (Maneuvered: 25)

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 18:05 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Elemental spirit.
You found a soft spot in Elemental spirit's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'elemental'
     monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*** All categories complete! ***
Posted: 21 Jul 2009 21:46 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Assassin quest!
You receive 239670 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Award granted.
You take off and discard the bracelet.
You cannot drop white bracelet with red runes!
Posted: 19 Jul 2009 17:43 [ permalink ]
A great magical burden has been lifted from your shoulders.
Ancient beholder suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground,
    lifeless.
Ancient beholder is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Ancient beholder's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 26 monsters
    remain.'
1378252: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder  
Posted: 19 Jul 2009 16:13 [ permalink ]
Isle of Ogaitnas.
Somehow, you have been transported to a small chunk of rocky matter floating
   amist the great starry void. It appears that you are trapped here unless
   you have some magical way to escape.  Scattered about are various treasures
   and equipment from deceased adventurers.
Obvious exits are: n, s, w and e.
Conquer Ilkimys the Barsoomian Login_andFML < no sleep and fml >
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 43414 additional explore experience from finding this place!

Demilich Ogaitnas Iuqnarf is DEAD, R.I.P.

The magic mist around the dead Demilich Ogaitnas Iuqnarf's neck leaps to your
Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 27 monsters remain.'

 556970: The Demilich Ogaitnas Iuqnarf  
Posted: 12 Jul 2009 16:13 [ permalink ]
Hidden room.
This is a small, plain room. The walls, ceiling, and floor are made from the
same light grey stone. Except for the only exit, there are no other features
of this room.
Obvious exit is: south.
sturdy oak and highsteel trunk (closed)
Axl Headcrusher the bony Skeleton key < guarding zoo >
Blayke Badass the RAIVOAPINA Barsoomian legion skirmisher < guarding zoo >
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
You gain 44520 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 26 Jun 2009 02:43 [ permalink ]
654560: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster       

1348573: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire  

1176732: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole  

1365109: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
Posted: 25 Jun 2009 09:19 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Competing architects!
You receive 777 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Funtop gives you a firm handshake, and as you pull back you notice that he
left a ring in your hand.



Congratulations! You have just completed Mastery of magic!
You receive 20702 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Palanir says: 'You destroyed the elemental? Thank God! My colleagues have
accepted my wizardhood and my mastery is now complete. Let me reward you, my
friends!'
He digs out a small ring and hands it to you.
Palanir says: 'This ring is a token of my gratitude. It contains powerful
spirits that can protect you from harm for a short time. It is very fragile
and I have had luck to have it preserved this long. Use it well!'
Posted: 18 Jun 2009 04:05 [ permalink ]
Current stats for this shitty ent reaver/priest/spawn reinc.

DEF:
Str: 150 Dex: 114 Con: 190 Int: 68 Wis: 252
Mediocre ability to avoid hits.
Hp: 961 Sp: 947 End: 401
Parry: 98 Dodge: 100 Combat Sense: 90
Def Factor: 171
Posted: 12 Jun 2009 20:36 [ permalink ]
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! completed!
READY, SET, KILL MAIM DESTROY! completed!
Posted: 01 Jun 2009 00:56 [ permalink ]
 1336614: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys  

At the altar.
A large altar, made from some strange black stone, is standing in the middle
of the room taking up all attention. The room itself is totally white, as the
ones lower down. Huge windows reveal that you're at the top of the church
tower in the tower if Brimshire. You feel a strong godly presence here, like
you could speak to the gods. They should at least hear you if you performed a
strong ritual here.
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 44264 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 27 May 2009 20:10 [ permalink ]
  642440: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos                                    
+310k mithril! wooh
Posted: 27 May 2009 01:48 [ permalink ]
 1320245: The rotting body of Brother Maerius Zedek
Posted: 26 May 2009 09:29 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say (acid blast)
The handful of olivine powder flashes in a display of bright colours.
Your acid blast hits Ancient lich.
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Ancient lich.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Ancient lich gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Ancient lich is DEAD, R.I.P.

 1316493: an ancient lich stares at you with hatred     


 1287384: Tsapharani the Iron Golem   


You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaim (vacuum globe)
You pull out a small brass fan which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You hit Demon, Demon, Demon, Demon and Hooded figure with your vacuum globe.
Power flows from your staff to the spell.
H:725/725 [] S:676/1568 [-65] E:277/277 [] $:0 [] exp:296444 []

The hooded figure screams with inhuman fury!  A transformation begins, and you
very own screams!  As you watch in utter
horror, the hooded figure seems to double, then triple in size.  The azure
cloak shreds apart and what bursts free is nothing you have ever seen even in
your most frightful nightmares!

The creature now standing before you bulges with thick, muscular, limbs.  A
grotesque, blood-red tentacle replaces what ought to be the creature's face
and its claws slash the air in unbridled hatred.

The creature shrieks 'You have slain my earthly form, but you shall receive no
mercy should you visit my domain!  Come now, we shall meet again on the other
side!  You have not seen the last of Raoh the Destroyer!'

The terrific being howls at the heavens and a raging inferno engulfs the room!
 You shield your eyes as the flames of hell eagerly consume the entire
chamber.  You feel the hand of death upon you...

a crystal ball <dark> twirls around and evades the blast vacuum.

...But when the conflagration finally dims to its last glows, you are once
again alone...

 462956: Raoh the Destroyer    
Posted: 22 May 2009 19:38 [ permalink ]
 273626: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic 
Posted: 22 May 2009 16:11 [ permalink ]
370787: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo      
Posted: 22 May 2009 05:23 [ permalink ]
 1217039: Wiespe the lecherous vampire   
Posted: 22 May 2009 04:08 [ permalink ]
Whee first time over 500m! only took me uh... 9.5 years!

Total of 500016436 experience spent on character.
Posted: 19 May 2009 17:21 [ permalink ]
 973277: a man in green, Johnny Dover, the leprechaun king   
Posted: 18 May 2009 22:28 [ permalink ]
928087: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 15 May 2009 22:50 [ permalink ]
  950982: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress  
Posted: 09 May 2009 03:07 [ permalink ]
100* Sparhawk         92     485 891079
Posted: 09 May 2009 00:22 [ permalink ]
Skyline Immorted.

Taken from Resin's blog.


Info: Skyline starts the ritual of immortality.

You feel your mind being probed by great powers.
You hear ear deafening chanting and drum beating.
Lightning strikes in the skies above.

You hear ear deafening chanting and drum beating.
A stream of power suddenly surges under your feet.
Behold mortal! A magical darkness surrounds the worlds.
Bewildered you turn your face up to defy the wrath of gods
and spot the hidden three constellations high above the ground,
drawn into the immense darkness your mind falters.

The earth starts shaking violently.. the remnants of the old world
quiver in pain, a heavy magical rain pours down from the heights and
washes away the stars, the skies fall apart.

Suddenly, a white figure riding a golden dragon appears in the
eastern horizon and rides across the heavens to west leaving an
expanding band of light behind it.. light takes over in a flash
of brilliance and Skyline is carried into heavens with a golden
chariot pulled by thirteen multicolored bats.**
Posted: 08 May 2009 22:49 [ permalink ]
 1034748: the Grand Master Torturer          
Posted: 01 May 2009 05:53 [ permalink ]
 1378581: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie 
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 05:38 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fzz mar nak grttzt' (Acid blast)
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Moratar Cain.
Moratar Cain shudders from the force of the attack.
40% RESIST!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.



Suddenly, with a loud scream, a huge cloud can be seen rising from the
direction of the small town of Mirkhold. A booming voice spreads over the
BatRealm, and the tone of the voice is filled with agony. It screams:
'I, Moratar Cain swear that I WILL BE BACK TO HAVE MY SWEET REVENGE!!'

Moratar Cain loses the privilege to live.
Moratar Cain is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to Amd's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to Blayke's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to Nikana's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to Moss's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to Kohothegreat's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 34 monsters remain.'
Posted: 25 Apr 2009 06:55 [ permalink ]
1361883: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men   

Posted: 19 Apr 2009 03:45 [ permalink ]


The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Sparhawk!!!!!



Task Point lottery winner! You receive 84 task points.
Posted: 17 Apr 2009 09:29 [ permalink ]
1452851~: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet 

Wooh!
Posted: 22 Feb 2009 22:32 [ permalink ]
You ask Ruuben about belt.
Ruuben tells you 'I now have in my possession the Ultimate Ruby that has been
authorized for you to use. However, the stone has to absorb energy in order to
awaken its powers... this energy is what most people call experience. Much
like Nastassja used this power to bond your belt to you, we need to use it to
awaken the ruby and bond it to your belt.'  
You ask Ruuben about belt.

Ruuben tells you 'It will take a lot more energy to accomplish this task
however. As far as you are concerned, you must have 1M of true (not reinc)
experience actively on you
I shall do the rest. Once we are done, your belt will be complete, and will
possess incredible power. If you wish to begin the final process, type
'jewelbond'. You will have to type it twice to confirm your decision.'   

Ruuben tells you 'Ok, I am ready to begin the process. Type 'jewelbond' again
to confirm your decision.'    

Ruuben tells you 'Ok, I shall begin the process!'     

The Armourer holds a dull red ruby up to your forehead. Suddenly, it begins
sucking the very life force out of you! You realize you are screaming in agony
when he takes the jewel away and the pain stops. As you catch your breath, you
realize that the jewel is now glowing bright red.

Ruuben tells you 'I am sorry I didn't warn you, but you might have resisted if
you knew about the pain. You can relax now though, the power has been
transferred, and it is just up to me to give it to the belt.' 
The Armourer takes your toolbelt that you worked so hard on, and places it on
a large mould. You watch in shock as he places it in a forge, and the various
plates begin to melt
of course, the dragonscale is unharmed. Even more
shocking are the brilliant colors that begin flickering over the belt!

Ruuben tells you 'So far, so good...'  

The Armourer takes the mould from the forge, and carefully places the ruby
above the loop of scale and molten metal. He begins to chant, and lets go of
the stone... and it stays hovering in the air! It begins to spin in place,
throwing off its own beams of light, many of which shine high into the sky!

Ruuben tells you 'Almost done...'   

You hear a deep thunderous boom, which must have come from the ruby! As it
continues to spin, it grows larger, gradually deforming to match the shape of
the belt. It descends, until it finally diappears into the molten metal. With
a final burst of cold air, everything solidifies, and gives no hint of its
previous liquid form.

Ruuben tells you 'CONGRATULATIONS! Few have ever possessed a creation such as
this, I hope you find it of continual aid in your endeavors. I know you will
do the Merchant's Guild proud.'    


Ok... merchant belt crap done.. time to reinc out right? :P
Posted: 01 Feb 2009 08:43 [ permalink ]
Single         Number of Reagents in stock
Blast Vacuum               12416
Golden Arrow                8647
Acid Blast                  8223
Cold Ray                    5604
Summon Carnal Spores        3922
Electrocution               9664
Lava Blast                  1461

Area
Vacuum Globe                 562
Magic Eruption              2559
Acid Storm                  2200
Hail Storm                  1899
Killing Cloud               1797
Lightning Storm             1191
Lava Storm                  1152 
Prots
Armour of Aether            4137
Acid Shield                 1618
Aura of Wind                4496
Repulsor Aura               1657
Frost Shield                2595
Shield of Detoxification    1346 
Lightning Shield            2023 
Flame Shield                1730 
Posted: 30 Oct 2008 22:34 [ permalink ]
 1496706: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire   
 1436246: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole      
 1067719: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet  

Won crap dice and got necklace! But as per usual I forgot to holz anything...
so got 0 marks. 
Posted: 05 Aug 2008 09:02 [ permalink ]
538986: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur      
Posted: 04 Aug 2008 06:59 [ permalink ]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'humankind' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 20 categories to master.
Posted: 02 Aug 2008 18:08 [ permalink ]
Several large bangs thunder repeatedly, causing a stinging pain in your ears.
The wails of screaming soldiers are heard. A scorched scent creeps into the
room.
Suddenly...   silence.


1363058: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability  

Burglefloogah's voice booms throughout the realm, 
  'Behold the carnage which you have created. Receive this gift 
   as a sign of my gratitude.'
A small frog hops in and goes 'Rhiiiibit' and hops out..
  ..leaving a scaly black finger guard, made of thorns behind.
Congratulations! You have just completed Tides of war!
You receive 88116 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
An arrow of flames strikes upon the finger guard!


and won Sleeves!! woot!
Posted: 28 Jul 2008 19:49 [ permalink ]
903611: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master              


ugh sucked this time :D
Posted: 19 Jul 2008 16:23 [ permalink ]
 726306: Kitiara the Dragon highlord  
Posted: 18 Jul 2008 23:34 [ permalink ]
1134428: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master   
Posted: 09 Jul 2008 21:46 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fzz mar nak grttzt' (Acid blast)
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits BayPrixces Condito.
BayPrixces Condito screams in pain.
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
A large hole replaces BayPrixces Condito's face.
BayPrixces Condito is DEAD, R.I.P.

Nuane takes Shiny wooden wand (1/100), a well-crafted pair of stud-covered
 leather leggings <red glow>, one silver coin, a silver key with 'B' engraved
 in the handle, a glimmering leather belt with gem decoration <red glow> and
 one copper coin.

976271: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery  





Congratulations!              

You finished the quest: Staff of the Arch Mage.



Blew up mage gem in the attempt to harness its power. (ie we're noobs)
Posted: 20 Jun 2008 14:38 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clench your fists and scream 'grhagrhagrhagrah gra gra Hyaa!'
(Channelburn)
You flail your arms wildly as you throw DOZENS of fiery blasts until your
target is enveloped in a cloud of black smoke!
The blasts explode all around Sparhawk, bursting into flames!
You watch with selfpride as your channelburn hits Sparhawk.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
You feel a sense of accomplishment knowing you are once again unique.
A large hole replaces Sparhawk's face.
Sparhawk is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 24 May 2008 01:23 [ permalink ]
  1347439: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the 
Entor {party}: [22:53:53] -> [23:00:36]
Entor {party}: so 7min wane

no amulet though... sigh
Posted: 24 May 2008 01:09 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' (Blast
vacuum)
You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of asphyxiation.
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Jane.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Jane staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Jane is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Jane's neck leaps to Kapu's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Jane's neck leaps to Bleezuz's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Jane's neck leaps to Halle's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Jane's neck leaps to Entor's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Jane's neck leaps to Glacius's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Jane's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 41 monsters remain.'
Posted: 10 May 2008 00:33 [ permalink ]
1452062: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde   

Plus adept, diced weeping blade finally
Posted: 21 Apr 2008 02:04 [ permalink ]
 344836: Nightmare, the swirling black vortex of bad dreams


Died right before it did. Hence I didn't get the quest. How lame!
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 23:59 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You thrust your hands forward and scream 'shar ryo den...Haa!' (Channelball)
The torso-sized ball of glowing red power slams into your target and explodes
in a deafening bang!
You watch with selfpride as your channelball hits Dardechion.
Dardechion shouts 'You may have defeated me this time BatMUD!'
'However, I will be back!'
Rauskis utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Dardechion loses the privilege to live.
Dardechion is DEAD, R.I.P.



 190038: Dardechion the evil mage   
Posted: 17 Apr 2008 09:00 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clench your fists and scream 'grhagrhagrhagrah gra gra Hyaa!'
(Channelburn)
You flail your arms wildly as you throw DOZENS of fiery blasts until your
target is enveloped in a cloud of black smoke!
The blasts explode all around Shelaste Shadowwalker, bursting into flames!
You watch with selfpride as your channelburn hits Shelaste Shadowwalker.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Aruthra utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
A large cavity replaces Shelaste Shadowwalker's chest.
Shelaste Shadowwalker is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Shelaste Shadowwalker's neck leaps to Axl's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Shelaste Shadowwalker's neck leaps to Matriam's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Shelaste Shadowwalker's neck leaps to Resin's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Shelaste Shadowwalker's neck leaps to Blayke's
Kerbholz.
Blayke tries to take shadow leggings <red glow>, but fails.
Blayke tries to take shadow sleeves <red glow>, but fails.
Blayke tries to take shadowy claws extending from the back of the hand <red
glow>, but fails.
Blayke takes a mountain of zinc coins and a small pile of anipium coins from a
coal black gore of Shelaste Shadowwalker.
Resin takes shadowy claws extending from the back of the hand <red glow>,
shadow sleeves <red glow>, a small hill of zinc coins and shadow leggings
<red glow> from a coal black gore of Shelaste Shadowwalker.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 22:48 [ permalink ]
The monolith shatters to pieces and out of falls several equipment pieces that
had been stored inside it. But the piece that catches your attention and
forces you stand a gape is a beautiful blue gem hovering a few meters above
the remains of the monolith. It's big as a human head and glows intensily....

Suddenly a red portal opens up and a beautiful and tall woman with pale golden
hair steps out. She is pale as the moon and has the eyes of a dusky evening
sky. She wears a leather armour and a deep crimson cloak. She smiles at you.

The woman says 'Bravely fought young ones. I'm truly impressed, I've known
that this stone existed in this cave for centuries. I haven't dared to
challenge the raw force of the stone-trolls myself. But this stone is not for
you. I'll take care of it, since it would probably destroy you lesser ones.'

She steps forward, snatches the gem and leaps into the portal that disappears
right after her. You gape still and you have no idea who she was or what that
stone was. Well there's plenty to loot still.
Monolith dies in a massive pool of blood.
Monolith is DEAD, R.I.P.


First time I killed monolith. Also found out today that kerbholz's were tuned
again to top 100. Fucking lame!
Posted: 10 Apr 2008 09:34 [ permalink ]
You drop a wooden totem.
You bang your drum in extacy. *BANG* *BANG*
Congratulations! You have just completed Shamanic deed!
You receive 53412 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Suddenly all the sounds around you quiet down and the sky seems to darken. The
totem on the ground starts to glow with eerie blue light. The glow slowly
brightens up to a blinding white light which envelopes you completely. The
time seems to lose its grip on the reality and a largish humanoid figure
materializes into the light and picks up the totem. This seems to take forever
and nothing except the figure moves. 
The figure looks at the totem it is holding on its left hand and then turns
its figureless face towards you. Slowly the figure raises its hand and touches
your drum. After that the figure, the totem and the bright light vanish as
silently as they came. You can hear and move again.
Posted: 08 Apr 2008 07:11 [ permalink ]
You open a huge silvery steel door.
This must be the castle's treasury. The room is plain without any furniture
and the walls seem to be made of solid metal. There are no windows and the
place looks inpenetrable.
A huge silvery steel door (open) leads south.
Obvious exit is: south.
New room discovered -- you feel more experienced.
You gain 44492 additional explore experience from finding this place!

You kneel on the altar.
Congratulations! You have just completed Ivory blades!
You receive 25428 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You feel a great sense of harmony engulf you.
A soft female voice echoes 'You have retrieved the ivory blades, Sparhawk. You
have been rewarded for your deed.
You feel a great sense of harmony engulf you.

Posted: 06 Apr 2008 06:17 [ permalink ]
King Eowyn says 'Magnificent you have slain the beast.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Save the princess daisy!
You receive 944 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
King Eowyn says 'Black Dragon has been killed and my daughter rescued.'
King Eowyn leaves.
Posted: 06 Apr 2008 05:52 [ permalink ]
 146740: A rabid wild-boar 
Posted: 06 Apr 2008 01:48 [ permalink ]
You have hit the gong 5 times. This has taken you 31 min 19 sec.
You did not make the high score list.
Congratulations! You have just completed Gong!
You receive 6620 gold as a reward for completing the quest


Stal the Brewer exclaims 'Ah, Sparhawk, you have completed your task!'  
Stal the Brewer says 'I have a special drink just for you.'   
The bartender sends a special cocktail your way.
Congratulations! You have just completed Mirror mine!
You receive 63550 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Ilieth says 'Ah thanks! You saved my position in Lord Daemoor's court. Let's
see if I find something that you might find useful.'  
Congratulations! You have just completed Acquire documents!
You receive 1285 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

Ilieth says 'Here, have this. I got this from ancient titan called Hyperion
when I helped him once; I was on an exploring mission in lucentium and I met
him at a beautiful marble sanded beach. He had lost some diamonds and I found
several of them and he gave me this as reward. I think he still misses some of
them and is still needing help to find them. Ah, wait a bit still, I'll give
you something else too.'   
Ilieth gives you shiny necklace.


Ilieth says 'Have this too, this appeared from nowhere some minutes ago. I
don't know what it is and what it does but you will probably find that out.
Thanks again for your help! It really saved my career as a scout.'    
Ilieth gives you strange looking ball.

Hobbit exclaims 'The potion! You've done it! Now finally I can help mother
sleep. Thank you so much!'   
Congratulations! You have just completed Help the hobbit!
You receive 1466 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
For your good actions, the hobbit awards you with his most prized posession, a
magical pendant!
You feel more experienced!
You give a small cast iron kettle (almost empty) to Hobbit.

Posted: 28 Mar 2008 10:39 [ permalink ]
Small birds seem to enjoy themselves here - no predators can enter these
thickets.
You think you've totally lost it - but you do as Iason told you to, gather all
your courage and dash through the thickets! OUCH!
You have arrived to a place where the ground is getting wet. The nasty
thickets continue to the west, but elsewhere you can see muddy ponds and wet
marsh. You must be very careful if you decide to tread to any other direction,
except back to the thickets and dry land.
Above you is a chilly, slowly moving, heavily clouded night sky. A light wind
stirs the air. The moon is not visible. The still water here is barely
covering your toes.
Obvious exits are: e, ne, w and se.
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
Wow, this place looks so interesting that you gain additional 41086 exp!
Posted: 15 Mar 2008 01:01 [ permalink ]
1448887 : Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits    
Posted: 09 Mar 2008 22:58 [ permalink ]
Blayke FINALLY shoves his spear right through Truga's chest!

Truga falls out of the air and lands in a bloody heap. With his last breath,
he gasps:

...urk....hhgkk...if I am to go...I won't...go...ALONE!

He fires a ray towards the northwest corner of the cell.
Truga is dogfood.
Truga is DEAD, R.I.P.

  212813: a large spherical beholder hovers here (Truga dead!)

  446077: Wren Haz-Gon the high Elf   


Trilloch mumbles 'I was the best...the best...mmiwwff...'
He spins around backwards and falls over.

.seid eh sa hcollirT eht fo yrc-htaed suodnerroh eht raeh ouY.
.P.I.R ,DAED si hcollirT ehT.
The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 44 monsters remain.'

151563: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf  
Posted: 07 Mar 2008 19:10 [ permalink ]
  495549: The Assassin Adept, cloaked in shadows  

Khalun grabs his chest in pain and looks at you in disbelief. He falls down to
his knees and grabs his head. A black mist forms and covers his body.

Khalun thunders 'What... my God, no.. NO! You promised me GLORY! You promised
me...'   

The Warlord screams in tormented agony as the mist dissolves his flesh! After
this appalling phenomenon, a visage of a gigantic black rat appears before
you. The burning red eyes of the god stare at you and your soul seems bare.
Congratulations! You have just completed Rise of the verminkin!
You receive 62410 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 8 training points.

  I will not forget ...

With this, the visage is gone.

You hear the sound of toppling stones coming somewhere from the west!
Ewige utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Khalun moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Khalun is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Khalun's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

1075888: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde 

diced +bluds bracelet!! 
Posted: 06 Mar 2008 09:29 [ permalink ]
You find a small safe, and start rifling through the contents.
You find 23808 gold.
You find a silver coin.
You also find a supply of cannon ammunition.

WOOT first ship capture+plunder!
Posted: 06 Mar 2008 07:43 [ permalink ]
1439055: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits;**
Posted: 04 Mar 2008 02:51 [ permalink ]
killed melkior on sunday 3/2
Posted: 24 Feb 2008 01:29 [ permalink ]
 472383: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe    
Posted: 23 Feb 2008 00:48 [ permalink ]
1733644: Lord Foul sits upon his throne      
700k: Black King
Posted: 21 Feb 2008 04:33 [ permalink ]
killed blob
Posted: 20 Feb 2008 20:15 [ permalink ]
Killed Kitiara, diced holz.
Posted: 18 Feb 2008 06:58 [ permalink ]
 756097: A towering demon, swathed in black 
Posted: 16 Feb 2008 04:20 [ permalink ]
796628: the black reaver is here searching for his prey      
737161: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
Posted: 02 Feb 2008 21:20 [ permalink ]
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Savage man inducing a minor
electrocution.
Posted: 02 Feb 2008 01:10 [ permalink ]
939257: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants 

First eqmob as a Moomin tank! woot!
Posted: 23 Jan 2008 06:12 [ permalink ]
Grinning diabolically you SAVAGELY SHRED Lord shetra inducing a shock to the
heart.

First caps crit as moomin knightbard :)
Posted: 09 Jan 2008 00:04 [ permalink ]
Priest stats:
Total casts: 4106 (100.0000%)
Hits: 3533 (86.20%)
Misses: 573 (13.00%)
Burglecrits: 99 (2.00%)

From tiger/priest/5 nav/2 wanderer/7SS reinc i did recently. Had 98% habo (125
with eq), 97% conduct, 100% mop, as moomin
Posted: 08 Jan 2008 08:47 [ permalink ]
You give unconscious body of the elf scout to Fanthalion.
Fanthalion says 'What a joyous day! You have found Seranion! I am eternally
grateful.'    
Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue patrol!
You receive 56073 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Fanthalion holds Seranion close and weeps from joy.

Oh my fucking god! The lag was so bad tonight, for 2 hours during the quest...
Utter hell.

Also completed education path of knight. and got my last few levels there. 
Posted: 07 Jan 2008 03:09 [ permalink ]
 Knight code in a nutshell:
 
 NOT OK:
 - Raceshrine monsters
 - Shopkeepers in BC (Tince, Candygirl)
 - Crimson guild mobs in the same room as Rana or Marco
 - Citizens in Donaru, Red Tides, Firefox, Rilynttar, Catfolk village,
   Mirror mines, Shrea, Beldarus
  
 OK:
 - Everything else
Posted: 05 Jan 2008 18:29 [ permalink ]
The ball stops at red (7).
You receive 108000 coins on '7'
Congratulations! You have just completed Roulette!
You receive 1190 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

The basket glows in all the colours of the rainbow.
Congratulations! You have just completed Colours!
You receive 3366 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Under magical forces, a glowing cloak rises from the ashes!
As it settles on the ground, you hear a booming voice congratulate you for
your efforts. 'You have recreated the lost rainbow cloak,  which you may now
keep.

Skeleton sighs: Oh, you don't know how much I want to die...
King says with fainted voice:
At last I reach the death that I have wished and waited all
these years...
I thank you, pilgrimm.
Congratulations! You have just completed King!
You receive 2584 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

Livingstone takes the corpse from you.
Livingstone exclaims 'Just what I was looking for. You are showing talent,
young hunter!'   
Livingstone pays you your reward, 6797 gold coins.
You gain 22 hunt points, your total in this reinc is 269 points.
Congratulations! You have just completed Master hunter!
You receive 41535 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 26 Dec 2007 21:05 [ permalink ]
Total of 72019629 (20.5761%) experience spent on character's spells.
Total of 129826481 (37.0917%) experience spent on character's skills.
Total of 349999993 experience spent on character.
Total of 134926946 (38.5489%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.
Total experience rate (xp/minute): 521.799
Posted: 25 Dec 2007 11:28 [ permalink ]
2528240: Chopper, the shopkeeper 
1373260: morpheus, god of dreams 
1039983: an ancient and ENORMOUS blue whale
1971139: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.

Session summary:
Time: 22 hours 10 minutes 30 seconds
Experience gained: 5557062
Experience lost: 183751
Experience spent: 5372767
Gold difference: +60809.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 1302 Misses: 512 Parries: 30 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 16
 Criticals: 59 Dodges: 365 Tumbles: 152 Stunned Maneuvers: 10
Posted: 21 Dec 2007 09:44 [ permalink ]
3120: The Great Sartan, Samah

Haplo materializes out of the air, gets the Runed Amulet from
dog, and says 'Congratulations for completing the Amulet area quest'
then weaves a rune, and is gone.
Congratulations! You have just completed Amulet!
You receive 5409 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Posted: 20 Dec 2007 14:13 [ permalink ]
John's face twists slightly as he bites the bread.
Nicholas leaves east.
Suddenly John falls off the chair into the floor and starts to tremble
visibly. 
Blood spurts out of his mouth.
The poison in the bread slowly eats John's internal organs..
 suddenly he stops moving..
John staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
John is DEAD, R.I.P.
Congratulations! You have just completed Escape in the village!
You receive 13001 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
As John falls into the ground, dead, Giulia arrives and notices her captor is
dead. She bursts into
tears of happiness. 
Giulia tells you 'Thank you! You have set me free! As a reward from your
efforts, here is little
something for you.'
Giulia gives you a pair of yellow leggings.
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 06:39 [ permalink ]
As the Groke lay on the ground, defeated, gasping for breath, she begins to
smile. The smile turns
into a laugh, and further still into a sinister cackle! She raises her arms,
waving invisible shapes
into the air with increasing speed! Arctic winds swirl around the area,
keeping her safe from
further harm and carrying her back to her castle in the frozen north.
After the winds die down, you notice a small box on the ground as well as the
Groke's coin purse!
City Guard shouts 'The Groke has vanished! Everything is back to normal.'
Groke is dogfood.
Groke is DEAD, R.I.P.

black ring
Blayke booms 'Using her powers over cold, the Groke is able to cripple
adventurers in a.'
Blayke booms 'single blow. Though, fearing one day she might meet one who
would turn her.'
Blayke booms 'powers against her, she took precautions to grant herself
immunity. Taking the.'
Blayke booms 'essence of only the most hearty creatures, she confined them to
her ring,.'
Blayke booms 'keeping them with her at all times.'
Blayke booms 'It has been in the game for 18min and 8s. It is almost
weightless, tiny, emits
 darkness, in AWESOME condition, it's BRAND.'
Blayke booms 'NEW, made of onyx, worth 14 gold and of shoddy quality.rep.'

 197722: The Groke stands here freezing the world     
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 09:46 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Stone Lion
causing some internal damage.
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 07:29 [ permalink ]
2202: Strange looking man trying to sneak around      
You feel very lucky!
Posted: 11 Dec 2007 05:47 [ permalink ]
 400082: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo   
Posted: 06 Dec 2007 11:28 [ permalink ]
You look behind you...
Something incredibly strong grabs you gently by your hips and pulls you back.
You hear a giggle and find yourself somewhere else!
There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Wow! You are in the music box! The pretty redheaded ballerina is dancing and
giggling, and you decide to sit down and enjoy the show. The floor is covered
in soft dark blue velvet which feels nice under your buttocks. The walls are
of the same material. You feel the worries of the world just fade away...
Obvious exit is: out.
You've never set foot here before.
Ooh! The sweet music! The music here makes you feel more experienced.
Congratulations, here is your 38122 exp!
Posted: 05 Dec 2007 06:52 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Solve mystery of the abandoned
village!
You receive 60038 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

Mosnjithdosi lets off shuddering scream and starts twirling and spinning
rapidly. 
The darkness scatters to smaller and even more quickly spinning bulks.
One by one the whirling bulks dissolve leaving room dead quiet.

Derov tells Crowbar, Ewige, Gotrek, Gunk, Entor and you 'Thank you for saving
us! Our village
 is free again! We will be forever thankful.'
Ewige utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Mosnjithdosi's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Mosnjithdosi is DEAD, R.I.P

 1366299: a floating bulk of darkness     


Congratulations! You have just completed Dragon spire!
You receive 50640 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

 574402: Icebreath the Great White Wyrm is defending her nest
Posted: 04 Dec 2007 07:13 [ permalink ]
This is the first time you've been here.

Entering the luxurious hall forces your body to undergo a peculiar
sensation; You feel uncomfortable - yet harmonious.  Myriad of divine thoughts
and emotions race through your mind, as if your whole existence was probed by
supernatural forces.

You gain 38893 experience for reaching this place of divine origin.


You hear a godly voice shouting loudly 'YOU GOT ME THIS TIME, BUT YOU
 CAN'T BEAT THE DIVINE POWER!
Eidilon dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Eidilon is DEAD, R.I.P.

  627819: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)       
Posted: 02 Dec 2007 16:49 [ permalink ]
This is it! You have reached the dragon's nest and now all what lies within is
yours. The nest itself is a huge cavern perhaps sixty feet in height and a
hundred feet across. The floor is rough but pretty level. It seems that the
only way out of here is the same way you entered from.
Obvious exit is: out.
Lordil Gilmiril the Duck Healer < OoooO OoooO >
Doomface BooMZapDooM the grey Elf < OoooO OoooO >
Ktonis the Minotaur twiddles furiously < OoooO OoooO >
Voi ITKU the Orc barbarian < OoooO OoooO >
Icebreath the Great White Wyrm is defending her nest
Congrats! You discovered a new room!

Reaching the Dragon's Lair makes you feel more experienced.
You gain 38586 experience.

492434: Icebreath the Great White Wyrm is defending her nest      

Missed Dragon Spire quest somehow...


616951: Golux, the master conjurer of slime 
Posted: 01 Dec 2007 08:59 [ permalink ]
700412: Morden the Shadowman    

1417046: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens

Tixe calls for a dicing.
Sparhawk rolls: 88.
Ewige rolls: 78.
Crowbar rolls: 61.
Malacoda rolls: 56.
Resin rolls: 48.
Birdie rolls: 34.
Eksrei rolls: 33.
Tixe rolls: 17.
Gurth rolls: 1.

Took: Habo/Hit mask!
Posted: 28 Nov 2007 14:19 [ permalink ]
1873350: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate    

Zenick rolls: 92.
Sparhawk rolls: 71.
Cealdyn rolls: 65.
Nomed rolls: 60.
Willi rolls: 44.
Brog rolls: 40.
Eraser rolls: 32.
Lammas rolls: 23.
Titus rolls: 7.

Diced 2nd, got : Nightmare gloves of Clouds called 'Shattered dreams'
Posted: 28 Nov 2007 03:57 [ permalink ]
 779397: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king    

 277422: Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Conclave 
Tanked both... on Saturday night
Posted: 27 Nov 2007 15:42 [ permalink ]
 452268: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur       
Posted: 22 Nov 2007 11:55 [ permalink ]
Time: 23 hours 27 minutes 16 seconds
Experience gained: 5126548
Experience lost: 246325
Experience spent: 4891773
Gold difference: +35279.00
New areas explored: 32
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 5147 Misses: 1607 Parries: 4 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 63
 Criticals: 173 Dodges: 816 Tumbles: 430 Stunned Maneuvers: 15

my first time doing this :P
Posted: 21 Nov 2007 15:05 [ permalink ]
  425605: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice    


 
someone didnt check for prot :(


Posted: 20 Nov 2007 08:53 [ permalink ]
1350521: a massive iron statue has come to life    
Posted: 17 Nov 2007 02:49 [ permalink ]
716181: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster   
Posted: 17 Nov 2007 01:53 [ permalink ]
 41698: Chance Scheider, commanding the recruits     
Posted: 16 Nov 2007 01:39 [ permalink ]
723625: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos   
No mithrils!?! WTF!? Safe drops 83 gold!
Diced first got Pendant of the vampire. WOOH!

Posted: 16 Nov 2007 01:14 [ permalink ]
A towering demon, swathed in black, 769746 exp
Last week
Posted: 15 Nov 2007 07:23 [ permalink ]
 595591: Reverend B'zarre, former highpriest of the Twilight     
Fuck he is a pain in the ass, but SUPER FUN! one of the best fights in the
game!
Posted: 08 Nov 2007 05:52 [ permalink ]
a gorgeous looking woman clad in sha.., 1226000 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 28 Sep 2007 06:47 [ permalink ]
Lyn is awesome. 
Posted: 06 Sep 2007 07:26 [ permalink ]
Your eyes are like deep wells of passion and love. 

Hows that?
Posted: 06 Sep 2007 07:23 [ permalink ]
hi, lyn!!
Posted: 20 Aug 2007 08:38 [ permalink ]
a tall man dressed in a black robe w.., 1375826 exp (party of 9)

first eq in like... almost a year
Posted: 21 Dec 2006 08:57 [ permalink ]
1238687: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 04 Dec 2006 02:39 [ permalink ]
1312919: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 
Posted: 29 Nov 2006 20:03 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Your battle sense is at its peak!  Time seems to slow down, your enemy seems
pitiful!
You quickly cleave your enemy 3 crushing blows to the head, before he can
react!
Kurya is stunned!
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Kurya has been mortally wounded!

With his last remaning breath, Kurya looks up at you from the pool of his own
blood in which he lies. 'You have beaten me honourably,' he wheezes, 'and now
there is nothing else to do but...'
With a slow, careful motion, he thrusts his own katana deep into his belly and
ends his life at your feet.
Congratulations! You have just completed Challenge kurya!
You receive 94168 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Kurya's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Kurya is DEAD, R.I.P.

Now you ARE wicked!
173872: Kurya the legendary orcish silver samurai stands here 
Posted: 26 Nov 2006 19:35 [ permalink ]
Now you will receive us.

We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.

We do not want your tired and sick.

It is your corrupt we claim.

It is your evil that will be saught by us.

With every breath we shall hunt them down.

Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man
of every faith can embrace.

These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you
that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to
push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.

But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three,
and on that day, you will reap it.

And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended
forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall
flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In nomine patrie,

Et fili

Spiritus sancti 
Posted: 03 Nov 2006 23:01 [ permalink ]
430429: Patrick Amberley
1013782: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys 
Posted: 31 Oct 2006 07:19 [ permalink ]
1342750: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men     

I FUCKING HATE ROTAHUNT!!! THAT PUFF FUCKING BASTAGE SITTING AS MY FUCKING
PARTY KILL UGH TYRA WAS EVEN BIGGER THAN HIS ASS AND STILL HE GETS FUCKING
PARTY KILLSS?>SS?S? 
Posted: 26 Sep 2006 22:40 [ permalink ]
470807 : Sister Alma the Master Exorcist  
1484996 : Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate  
Posted: 07 Sep 2006 00:32 [ permalink ]
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm loses the privilege to live.
Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm is DEAD, R.I.P.

1170763 : Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon (18man)
Posted: 04 Sep 2006 07:23 [ permalink ]
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Yggrasil utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Torturer gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Torturer is DEAD, R.I.P.

856667 : the Grand Master Torturer   
1359097 : a massive iron statue has come to life     
Posted: 03 Sep 2006 12:03 [ permalink ]
######## Yesterday ########


Did vault, +crap!

Kalas says 'The shield of the famous Tomas has been missing for a long time.
We have finally gotten a lead on its whereabouts. Apparently a small group of
thieves stole it without knowing what it was and are now making their way to a
city to try to sell it. Track down these thieves and recover the shield and I
will grant you the rank of Defender of Faith. You have until Armageddon fades
the world away. If you give me a tell I will tell you the location of the
thief.'


Kalas tells you 'I have found out the location of the thief that has the
second part of the shield, but you must hurry.


|    1520: A sneaky thief on the run                                         
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|  239017: A man dressed in a long black coat                                
|
|  132061: A tall man dressed in a long black robe with red markings on it   
|

Kalas says 'Congratulations! I now have all the three parts of the shield. You
have proven yourself
 worthy indeed Sparhawk. You shall from now on be known as a Defender of
Faith.'


####### Today #########

 941602: Tendin Roep, head guard of Magerathia    (3man!)

 got tried of waiting for a party (4hrs waiting!), went to sleep, 
 party forms (as always) , Kills DagDag without me!
Posted: 24 Aug 2006 02:40 [ permalink ]
 1346182: Rotahunt the Confessor  
 1388007: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men 

 Xirtonne the artificer stands ready
Posted: 23 Aug 2006 09:33 [ permalink ]
193983: A hideous mutant monster    
323072: Kilgader the Packmaster stands here, commanding the vermin   
516372: The Assassin Adept, cloaked in shadows        

Khalun grabs his chest in pain and looks at you in disbelief. He falls down to
his knees and grabs his head. A black mist forms and covers his body.

Khalun thunders 'What... my God, no.. NO! You promised me GLORY! You promised
me...'

The Warlord screams in tormented agony as the mist dissolves his flesh! After
this appalling phenomenon, a visage of a gigantic black rat appears before
you. The burning red eyes of the god stare at you and your soul seems bare.

  I will not forget ...

With this, the visage is gone.

You hear the sound of toppling stones coming somewhere from the west!
Yggrasil utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Khalun loses the privilege to live.
Khalun is DEAD, R.I.P.

1126235: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde            

1038785: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
                                          (earth legs! diced battleaxe as
craploot!)
Posted: 16 Aug 2006 09:12 [ permalink ]
337727: Nosractik, the king of the orcs  (3man)

Saelli, the false lord of the underw.., 636570 exp

428385: Patrick Amberley    

You ask 'Should I reinc priest today?'

You shake the magic 8 ball, and it reveals: Yes Definitely.
Posted: 13 Aug 2006 02:32 [ permalink ]
823068: Inra the valheru god (unholy)            

437509: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice   

1332708: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles   
( 2 runs! )

Posted: 11 Aug 2006 01:14 [ permalink ]
214121: Nosractik, the king of the orcs     
162476: Nosractik, the king of the orcs

You lie yourself on the altar and start moving the weapon towards your chest.
An unseen force grabs the weapon and strikes it right through your heart!
You feel some evil powers draining your vitality from you!


1261924: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 09 Aug 2006 15:09 [ permalink ]
220519: Vampire mistress craving for blood

233935: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic

1124538: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

127137: Fazid, the chief of mages 

634246: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon 
Posted: 08 Aug 2006 07:48 [ permalink ]
614090 : A towering demon, swathed in black    
Helped friend fail quest and door! Whee!

1306776: Rotahunt the Confessor

1405297: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 02 Aug 2006 15:49 [ permalink ]
365196 : house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

Reinced to thrikhren conjumage! lifespan sucks but atleast i wont catch crap
for being an ELF
Posted: 01 Aug 2006 02:56 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow)
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Shacul.
Shacul writhes in agony.
20% RESIST!
The warlock says, 'I will get my revenge at you!.
The warlock gasps, 'My minions will have your heads!.
The warlock grasps an item and crushes it,
and slumps onto the ground, lifeless.
A large hole replaces Shacul's face.
Shacul is DEAD, R.I.P.
You hear a terrible rumbling in the distance.

225985 : Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Conclave    


1283028: the Grand Master Torturer     (27 deaths!)
Posted: 31 Jul 2006 05:58 [ permalink ]
1384180 : An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire    

You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' (Blast
vacuum)
You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of asphyxiation.
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Gatekeeper.
Gatekeeper screams in pain.
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
You gain 16499 additional experience due to the excellent leadership of Kyo.
Gatekeeper staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Gatekeeper is DEAD, R.I.P.

1484994 : Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate

243829 : Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals   

1384967: a massive iron statue has come to life 

284190: a very pissed-off vampire  (Count Mourdine)
Posted: 30 Jul 2006 03:35 [ permalink ]
770651 : the black reaver is here searching for his prey (42 minutes)
357248 : amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever    

1309666 : Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
576350 : The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan 
Posted: 29 Jul 2006 04:09 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt'
(Electrocution)
You pull out a small piece of electrum wire which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your electrocution hits Zyll.
Zyll screams in pain.
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Zyll shouts 'ARGH!!! I'll be back!!!'
Zarx utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You get bad vibrations as Zyll's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Zyll is DEAD, R.I.P.

 1326195 : Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie  
Posted: 28 Jul 2006 11:50 [ permalink ]
591324: Hera, Goddess of the Earth   
476530: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon     
Posted: 26 Jul 2006 21:21 [ permalink ]
1416376: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire 
853772: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole           
1092123: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet    
Posted: 26 Jul 2006 05:38 [ permalink ]
1292122: An enormous bull, black as midnight
351484: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
400356: Nosractik, the king of the orcs 
139425: Zeltjin, the head warlock of Tiamat          
253432: Nosractik, the king of the orcs
178314: Nosractik, the king of the orcs    
1057621: Rotahunt the Confessor  
1273389: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men  
Posted: 24 Jul 2006 18:36 [ permalink ]
768422: Kitiara the Dragon highlord    
1034327: Lord Soth the Death Knight    
Posted: 22 Jul 2006 21:22 [ permalink ]
You swing the mighty lance against Bunny with righteous fury!
You hit Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny and Bunny with your acid storm.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Bunny dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Bunny's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large cavity replaces Bunny's chest.
Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Bunny's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Bunny stops existing in this reality.
Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.


Mighty lance indeed!
Posted: 22 Jul 2006 20:19 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' (Blast
vacuum)
You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Alexandra.
Alexandra screams in pain.
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.

1260623: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability  

6months to wait then? :(

dice 3rd, got keeper
Posted: 21 Jul 2006 18:59 [ permalink ]
 1056102 : Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master    (9man)
Posted: 21 Jul 2006 15:57 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' (Blast
vacuum)
You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Carl.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
Posted: 15 Jul 2006 20:43 [ permalink ]
1254190 : a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood  
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow)
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of magic.
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Felidae.
Felidae screams in pain.
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
You have completed the quest, but your level is too high to receive it.
The moon turns red as Felidae is slayed and the man in the moon gets a sad
face. Some might argue that it was wrong, some might say it was just about
time. But a demi-goddess has fallen and much will change...
Felidae's horn disappears back into her skull.
A large hole replaces Felidae's face.
Felidae is DEAD, R.I.P.
 877304 : a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold     
Posted: 15 Jul 2006 20:42 [ permalink ]
Info: Sparhawk just got one year younger.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
     Happy Birthday, Sparhawk!

        .--.__        _1_1_1_
        |@ _.-|      (_'_'_'_)
       .|<|   |.   .@|%%%%%%%|@.
      ( |x|   | ) (@ .--'! `.' @)
       `.|.-' /  |'|    !   `|'|
        `.___.'   |>|  .'`.   |>|
                  '.|.'    `. |.'
Posted: 08 Jul 2006 13:04 [ permalink ]
If a fallen wheat grain survives, it stays the same

                          but if it dies, alot grows from it.

The moral is that nothing happens without someone's sacrifice.

I am not a grain of wheat.
Posted: 06 Jul 2006 16:08 [ permalink ]
Nice guys finish last.... 

Looking for this girl? 

To every girl that dresses cute not skanky

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect birthday
present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the ..........
instead.

To every girl who is nice to everyone no matter who they are.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl that wont settle for the jerk.

To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a
boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to holds hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they
are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who wastes her day waiting by the phone.

To every girl who just wants to cuddle.

To every girl who would rather sleep next to him than with him

To every girl who is scared to put her heart out there again because she has
been hurt so many times.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every girl that believes in her dreams.

To every girl that would do anything so she could achieve them.

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually does think it is
funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that has been cheated on cuz shes not a skanky .......... who
gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that doesnt want a guy who just plays with her emotions but
actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the
end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
 
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.
Posted: 05 Jul 2006 10:39 [ permalink ]
Sparhawk [nightlife+]: so... beyond my eating habits.. i need to find a small
japanese girl... say 150 cm to 160 cm.. about 40kg to 60kg, long hair, that
likes anime, video games, movies, cooking, cuddling, long walks, reading
books, eating sushi, has a cute face, likes to cos-play, and will make sure i
stay healthy!!!
[nightlife+]: Sparhawk hugs her own small and compact girlfriend from Japan.
Iktomi [nightlife+]: yeah you dont want much
Posted: 03 Jul 2006 22:42 [ permalink ]
Hearts and dreams that pass each other, but are oblivious to one another.
Posted: 28 Jun 2006 06:43 [ permalink ]
Nazrix [party]: Perhaps I misjudged elf
Posted: 27 Jun 2006 06:03 [ permalink ]
Mithrandir's shade gets a sorrowful look in his eyes and keels over.

....................aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You hear the wailing of Nature as the prime defender of Nature, Mithradir the
Druid GuildMaster's soul, is banished by evil Sparhawk and her cohorts.

You feel your luck improving due to the excellent leadership of Blayke.
Shade's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Shade is DEAD, R.I.P.

  687168 : Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster    
Posted: 26 Jun 2006 03:43 [ permalink ]
458130: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice    
Posted: 24 Jun 2006 11:46 [ permalink ]
Rotahunt the Confessor, 1401886 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 20 Jun 2006 22:17 [ permalink ]
Obvious exit is: north.
A man wearing a white coat sits behind a desk
Hp:1308/1308 Sp:34/34 Ep:408/408 Exp:149745 >
The second you remove the leggings, the feeling of dying and death is gone...
The second you remove the amulet, the feeling of power is gone...
Power drains from your limbs back to the ring!
The snakes reluctantly release your hand as you let go of the sword!
You remove a pair of leggings, made of human flesh <purple glow>, scaly cloak
of diffusion labeled as <Sparhawk> <purple glow>, black scaled boots labeled
as <Sparhawk(Pr/Dex)> <blue glow>, an arm protector called Damien (Sparhawk)
<blue glow>, elfin chain shirt labeled as <Andrew> <purple glow>, the
Solamnian Necklace of Kingfisher, Rose and Crown <purple glow>, an arm
protector called Damien (Sparhawk) <blue glow>, shadow bracelets labeled as
(Sparhawk/Dmg) <red glow>, an amulet, resembling a pentagram <vibrating>
<white glow>, thick golden ringband labeled as <(Sparhawk)> <blue glow>,
sparkling emerald ring labeled as <|Sparhawk|>, a cracked onyx mask <purple
glow>, black spiked leather belt labeled as <Sparhawk> <red glow>, Gauntlets
of Lust labeled as <Sparhawk> <red glow>, Serpentyne the Sword of the Serpents
<purple glow> and a highsteel battleaxe labeled as <Sparhawk> <purple glow>.
Hp:1308/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
*****************************************************
Doctor successfully dodges your futile claw.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you perforate Doctor making small marks.
Doctor shoves you making an artery explode.
You successfully dodge Doctor's claw.
Doctor misses you.
Doctor knocks you causing a nasty laceration.
Doctor jabs you sparking a limb to slice open.
Hp: 958 (1308) Sp: 34 (41) Ep: 408 (407) [ -350/ / ]
Hp:958/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
Sparhawk reports: Hp: 958 (1308) Sp: 34 (41) Ep: 408 (407).
Hp:958/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2   Sparhawk      ldr  958(1308)   34(  41) 408(407) |  90 |        93155
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Hp:958/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Hp:958/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
Doctor is in excellent shape.
Hp:958/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
*****************************************************
Doctor misses you.
You successfully dodge Doctor's claw.
Doctor misses you.
Doctor misses you.
You try to dodge, but Doctor is not fooled.
Doctor knocks you causing a nasty laceration.
Hp: 873 (1308) Sp: 34 (41) Ep: 408 (407) [ -85/ / ]
Sparhawk reports: Hp: 873 (1308) Sp: 34 (41) Ep: 408 (407).
Hp:873/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2   Sparhawk      ldr  873(1308)   34(  41) 408(407) |  90 |        93155
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Hp:873/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Hp:873/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
Doctor is in excellent shape.
Hp:873/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
*****************************************************
You barely scrape Doctor making small marks.
You miss Doctor.
Doctor shoves you making rib bones snap and crack.
Doctor misses you.
Doctor munches you slicing open a gaping wound.
Doctor misses you.
You try to dodge, but Doctor is not fooled.
Doctor knocks you slicing open a gaping wound.
Hp: 546 (1308) Sp: 34 (41) Ep: 408 (407) [ -327/ / ]
Sparhawk reports: Hp: 546 (1308) Sp: 34 (41) Ep: 408 (407).
Hp:546/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2   Sparhawk      ldr  546(1308)   34(  41) 408(407) |  90 |        93155
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Hp:546/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Hp:546/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
Doctor is in excellent shape.
Hp:546/1308 Sp:34/41 Ep:408/407 Exp:149745 >
Doctor utters the magic words 'sahanpurua' (Disintegrate)
Sparhawk Egao-Mitsuketai the Troll < Ketsurui no Uta > is disintegrated.


Well, like its often quoted, "Shit happens." The big thing though is to learn
from your mistakes and remember that this is just a game.... Time to rebuild
my tank/offset.


Well also I find it funny that so many Wiz's give us crap about never even
trying to research an area or a monster. Even if you remove all incase the
monster dests weapons/armour. You run into something that disintigrates you.
Quite the coincidence though, that last night I had decided to go test some
monsters around bat city, since alot of monsters are killed there in exp runs,
and the first monster I run into Disintigrates me. I lost 1/2 the set. The
more important things to be vague yet specific. 

In my opinion spells like this, make people quit playing.

Enough whining! Time to work again. 
Posted: 18 Jun 2006 08:33 [ permalink ]
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Troll mutilating intestinal tissue.
You horribly shred Troll producing large scratches.
Posted: 15 Jun 2006 07:41 [ permalink ]
452531: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here 
Posted: 13 Jun 2006 22:33 [ permalink ]
Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR French Captain mutilating intestinal
tissue.
Posted: 12 Jun 2006 23:19 [ permalink ]
[23:09]:Gore <campcon>: to celebrate Moonraven's g-fetish, have some Glones.

5464: Sparhawk Egao-Mitsuketai the Glone  
Posted: 01 Jun 2006 04:06 [ permalink ]
1387540 : huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles     
Posted: 28 May 2006 06:50 [ permalink ]
 1264313 : Jane, the Goddess    
OMG 2 yr mental prot!
Posted: 27 May 2006 22:39 [ permalink ]
759864 : A towering demon, swathed in black  
Posted: 24 May 2006 08:49 [ permalink ]
 654177  Morden the Shadowman   
Posted: 23 May 2006 04:18 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You raise your Snowy white rosary toward the heavens and recite 'Satan down'
Purifying forces gather inside you, ultimately erupting violently through your
Snowy white rosary as one big burst, striking directly upon Raztax, the Demon.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Garou utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Raztax, the Demon loses the privilege to live.
Raztax, the Demon is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
+=+=+=+ PURITY +=+=+=+
1444243 : Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits 
Posted: 22 May 2006 06:43 [ permalink ]
 1279685 : a massive iron statue has come to life   
  654700 : Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster        
Posted: 22 May 2006 05:58 [ permalink ]
1279685 : a massive iron statue has come to life   
Posted: 22 May 2006 03:57 [ permalink ]
City Guard shouts 'MAGIC EATING CLOUD IS DISPERSED, HOORAH!!'
You feel extremely lucky!
Posted: 19 May 2006 01:07 [ permalink ]
1203893: Lord Foul sits upon his throne 
Posted: 24 Apr 2006 06:45 [ permalink ]
1332432 : a massive iron statue has come to life   
Posted: 10 Apr 2006 17:22 [ permalink ]
Lord Foul screams in pain and is bleeding badly.
Zircon in Sparhawk's name fumes brightly.
A bright flash takes over and Abbess Abigail stands before you.
Abbess Abigail raises her cross of St. Nicole to the heavens and mutters '
¤Lassum¤ '
The skies open and dazzling bright light sweeps over the region.
Lord Foul EEPS fearfully.
Abbess Abigail ZAPS screaming Lord Foul with death rays.
MASSIVE bolt of pure magic hits Lord Foul inflicting terrible pain.
FLASH of lightning strikes from the heavens, mutilating Lord Foul.
HUGE blazing meteor dashes from the skies totally crushing Lord Foul.
Lord Foul SCREAMS in pain as Abbess Abigail tortures it with chain lightning.
Lord Foul BEGS for mercy as Abbess Abigail tears all limbs off, one by one.
Foul stench of burned meat floats in the air as squached body of Lord
Foulstaggers lifeless to the ground.

Abbess Abigail is suddenly bathed in bright light as she fades away.

Shar utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Posted: 07 Apr 2006 08:29 [ permalink ]
847833 : Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 03 Apr 2006 03:45 [ permalink ]
|  804141 : the black reaver is here searching for his prey   
| 617495 : amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
Posted: 21 Mar 2006 15:38 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You hold your dazzling Snowy white rosary before Balrog and yell, 'Demons of
the soul, In the name of Las, BEGONE!'
Balrog soulfiends extract screaming from its body and ATTACK you. Suddenly
inpure thoughts fill your mind and your spirit slips to the dark path. You
feel the anger and gain strength from it.
You exclaim 'Glory to Curath!  DEATH TO YOU ALL!'
You remove items now unusable by you.
You remove Snowy white rosary decorated with pearls labeled as Faith (holy)
purple glow.
Posted: 15 Mar 2006 02:08 [ permalink ]
You find a book about Sparhawk!
Strength: Decent'
Intelligence: Incredible'
Wisdom: Divine'
Dexterity: Mediocre'
Constitution: Nice'
Charisma: Nice'
Resourcefulness: Cunning Bastard'
Learning Curve: Fast Learner'
Inflation: Unknown'
Posted: 10 Mar 2006 06:35 [ permalink ]
 1087224: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage and Relic Collector    
Posted: 06 Mar 2006 04:46 [ permalink ]
 1246939: a massive iron statue has come to life     
Posted: 05 Mar 2006 18:21 [ permalink ]
408871: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe 
Posted: 05 Mar 2006 14:32 [ permalink ]
|  422963: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon 
Posted: 05 Mar 2006 04:12 [ permalink ]
  797230: A towering demon, swathed in black      
Posted: 04 Mar 2006 01:53 [ permalink ]
1306381: Lord Foul sits upon his throne ;**
Posted: 03 Mar 2006 07:00 [ permalink ]
704908: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster    
Posted: 03 Mar 2006 05:03 [ permalink ]
1194430: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the 
Posted: 27 Feb 2006 02:25 [ permalink ]
 598210: Morden the Shadowman   
Posted: 23 Feb 2006 09:24 [ permalink ]
Total of 200009017 experience spent on character.
Posted: 20 Feb 2006 06:41 [ permalink ]
 522602: Patrick Amberley  
Posted: 20 Feb 2006 05:15 [ permalink ]
| 1318920: a massive iron statue has come to life 
Posted: 20 Feb 2006 03:57 [ permalink ]
 125463: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner     
Posted: 07 Feb 2006 06:17 [ permalink ]
 1395537: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens |
Posted: 31 Jan 2006 00:32 [ permalink ]
 a tall man dressed in a black robe w.., 1402142 exp (party of 9)
diced +hit amulet
Posted: 29 Jan 2006 23:08 [ permalink ]
Golem is noticeably hurt.
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| 1.2   Jenming       fol 1134(1207)   46(  46) 334(345) |  55 |       274544
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| 2.2   Krzysiek      ldr  470( 525)  397( 913) 272(273) |  52 |       308220
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| 3.2   Sparhawk      fol  465( 516)  801(1391) 250(250) |  88 |       363985
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Golem watches everyone closely.
You are done with the chant.
You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Golem.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Golem screams in pain.
Golem dies in a massive pool of blood.
Golem is DEAD, R.I.P.
96942: An awkward, hunched over metal golem  
Posted: 11 Dec 2005 10:58 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You execute a well timed combination of kicks and punches. Where ever
Tiger catfolk warrior tries to go he ends up running into your fist or knee.
YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kick to Tiger catfolk warrior's
head with UNEARTHLY speed. his head makes a CRUNCHING sound and almost shifts
from it's place.
Posted: 14 Aug 2005 19:52 [ permalink ]
 1095957: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Necropolis 
Posted: 10 Aug 2005 00:41 [ permalink ]
 a HUGE silver dragon, 1301157 exp (party of 9) Sunday party
Posted: 10 Aug 2005 00:41 [ permalink ]
 945575: Lord Soth the Death Knight    
Posted: 09 Aug 2005 20:34 [ permalink ]
  878641: Kitiara the Dragon highlord             
Posted: 09 Aug 2005 19:00 [ permalink ]
 824561: Jane, the Goddess    
Posted: 09 Aug 2005 18:16 [ permalink ]
 1020380: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows     
Posted: 12 Jul 2005 23:39 [ permalink ]
 1046223: Lerethin, guardian of the elemental dimensions                  
Posted: 05 Jul 2005 23:08 [ permalink ]
 1098703: Lord Foul sits upon his throne              
Lord Foul sits upon his throne, 1098709 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 05 Jul 2005 21:08 [ permalink ]
 864799: a massive iron statue has come to life
a massive iron statue has come to life, 1045300 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 04 Mar 2005 15:48 [ permalink ]
What's your connection to you?
I understand our connection. 
I understand your connection to your wife. 
I understand your connection to your children. 
But as for your connection to yourself... 
If you die, will you lose the connection to yourself? 
Even if you die, your connection with your wife will remain. 
So will your connection with your children. 
But if you die, will you lose your connection with yourself? 
Will you love on? 
Are you connected to yourself?
Why couldn't you feel the pain of others as you would your own? 
Why couldn't you bear the pain of others as you would your own?
Posted: 04 Mar 2005 15:44 [ permalink ]
some people treat life/death as a game, others treat it as a very serious
matter, some even dont belive in it at all, I find myself thinking of life as
a study of connections and collective memory of the world as a whole, not just
our human memories, the earth itself remembers aswell, by establishing
connections on even a base level we define our existance, I think that wether
your exist or not is not by saying that "I am me", or self recognition, but
rather others remebering you. We know that certain people existed in history,
not because we met them, or they said that they existed, but that they were
remembered either through famous acts or infamous acts, some are remembered
for no particular reason at all. If you were to spend your entire life alone,
with no traces of your passage in this collective existance then there is
little to differentiate you from imagination or a made up thought. I do not
claim to know what im talking about, infact i think that i think too much.
Posted: 03 Dec 2004 11:23 [ permalink ]
A recent stroke of ... friendship... has gotten me a little ahead in the game.
Built my first city with gorge helping out. I dont plan to move there, just a
place to play with city building stuff. Kanemouke, japanese word for
money-making. Hopefully i will make some money off of it. if not... no big
loss. 
Totals 80M, Lets see if i can get to 100m before the end of the month... but i
doubt it.
Posted: 08 Sep 2003 03:59 [ permalink ]
Well wasnt today interesting, reinced to monk/tarm. then sacrificed myself for
the asmodeus party so meer hours after my reinc i am old, i guess that wasnt a
good decision, but hopefully i atleast win something out of this. 

Well crap, it appears that someone has gotten me channel-banned indefinately,
that freakin sucks, whoever did that is just to earned a major ass beating. 

Going to Denver for another Interview. Maybe i get a good job and not have to
worrie about living out in the boonies.

To all people who suffered that heinous spam, I apoligize. 
Posted: 30 Aug 2003 09:43 [ permalink ]
Joined the Borg today. Much fun to be had here. 
And much profits i gather. made 2 chests in only 6 hrs, nice little operation.
anyway more fun to be had. 


Maybe got a job in denver wouldnt that be fun. 

"One little, 2 little, 3 little idiots, 4 little, 5 little, 6 little idiots. 7
little, 8 little, 9 little idiots, all dressed up to die.

think about that