Runeaxe tells you 'They say. They say that once in a millena there will be a
hero. A hero whose heart is larger than any of ours, and whose thumb is larger
than his heart. He will rid the world of the ever-demons called Proteus and
Lurppa. Deep into their anal cavities where no man dares to venture, this man
considers pure pleasure. They will feel the wrath of the thumb of God. They
will cry out in anguish as their backsides face the thumb of NepNep BigThumb.
The vengence of the dark ThumbKnight is upon them.'