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Posted: 21 Feb 2025 19:00 [ permalink ]
Your Paingiver axe UNCONTROLLABLY THROBS with chaotic energies!


Suddenly the heavens darken in the distance, with stormclouds gathering over a
peculiarly small area!
A number of lightning strikes fill the air, with booming thunder and smell of
burning incense ...

A chaotic, ancient voice, speaks, booming all over the creation:

  'Greetings and well met, beings of this realm ...
   The mortal called Nepnep has performed an incredible feat!
   A gargantuan task with thousands of battles fought, won and lost ..
   The path has been difficult, but the ultimate prize is now at hand!
   Restoration of the gleaming Moondragon axe, Paingiver to its former
   full glory, Nepnep's legendary deed will be forever remembered!'

The voice fades, leaving only echoes behind.

A voice in your mind whispers 'You have done well, mortal ..'

An incredible surge of power starts filling your very existence as you tighten
your grip on your Paingiver axe.
The power rushes around, thrashing your helpless body around like a rag-doll.
Chaotic thoughts and weird arcane imagery fills your mind. You feel your
sanity
slipping.

At the height of your trip, you feel compelled to say something:

You shout 'BY THE POWER OF DAROL AND KIZARWEXIUS, I HAVE THE POWER!'


Slowly, you feel your body and mind returning to normal .. but the feeling of
what just happened, persists.

Posted: 17 Feb 2025 20:55 [ permalink ]
Andthi says 'Batmudin taivaanranta hehkui veripunaisena, kun Arasaka-ankka
 levitti loitsuk��r�n h�yhenpeitteisille siivilleen. Y�n
silkinhienoinen verho
 repeytyi, ja mystiset symbolit syttyiv�t tuleen, tanssien lumoavasti y�n
 pimeydess�.'
Andthi says '"Tulkoon esiin punaisen liekin demoni!" Arasaka-ankka
r��k�isi,
 ��ness��n sellaista voimaa, joka sai jopa tuulen vapisemaan. Maahan
piirretty
 pentagrammi syttyi liekkeihin, ja pimeydest� kohosi olento, jonka iho hohti
 kuin sula laava. Sen silm�t olivat kaksi hehkuvaa hiilt�, ja sen huulille
 nousi ilkikurinen hymy.'
Andthi says '"Sin� kutsuit minut, h�yhenpeitteinen mestari?" demoni
murahti,
 sen syv� ��ni v�risytti ilmaa. Se vilkaisi Arasaka-ankkaa
arvioivasti,
 silm�illen t�m�n hohtavan mustaa sulkapeitett�, joka kimalteli
maagisesti
 liekkien valossa.'
Andthi says 'Samassa esiin astui isopeukaloinen Nepuli, Batmudin kuuluisin
 vaeltaja, jonka k�det olivat niin suuret, ett� niill� olisi voinut
nostaa
 kaksi pegasosta yht� aikaa. H�nen peukalonsa hipaisi lempe�sti
Arasaka-ankan
 siipe�, ja ilmassa leijui s�hk�ist� odotusta.'
Andthi says '"Toin sinulle jotain erityist�, ankka hyv�", Nepuli kuiskasi
ja
 kaivoi viittansa laskoksista muinaisen amuletin, jonka pinta v�r�hteli
 punaisena hehkuvasta energiasta. "T�m� avaa portit, joita ei koskaan
tulisi
 avata. Mutta olen aina pit�nyt riskeist�.".'
Andthi says 'Demonin silm�t kaventuivat mielenkiinnosta, ja se astui
l�hemm�s.
 Liekit heijastuivat Arasaka-ankan silmiss�, ja t�m�n syd�n jyskytti
 j�nnityksest�. Nepulin kosketus viipyi hetken liian pitk��n, ja
demonin kuuma
 hengitys hyv�ili heid�n sulkapeitteisi� ja ihonsa paljaita kohtia.'
Andthi says '"Oletteko varmoja, ett� haluatte jatkaa?" demoni kuiskasi, sen
 ��nens�vy silkkaa tulista lupailua. Arasaka-ankan nokanpieliss�
kareili
 ilkikurinen hymy.'
Andthi says '"Me emme koskaan per��nny", Nepuli vastasi, peukaloiden
sulaessa
 l�hes yhteen Arasaka-ankan kanssa. Ja niin he astuivat yhdess�
liekkeihin,
 antautuen demonin taianomaisen voiman vietelt�viksi, Batmudin taivaan
alla.'
Posted: 07 Jun 2024 14:48 [ permalink ]
You wield a curved ruby wakizashi labeled as *N* <purple glow> in your left
claw.
Dark red flames appear on the blade as you wield the wakizashi and 0 small red
gems light up on the hilt.
You slip the bracers onto your forearms and feel a surge of electricity shoot
through your body. Fingerthick beams of crackling lightning shoot up and down
your forearms. It is an awe-inspiring sight to behold.
Surprisingly, the teeth fit perfectly. You also feel a strange hunger.
The hellfire seeps through your chest and assaults your mind with images of
brutal combat.
Ten deadly quills emerge from your tail.
You wear the grand cross with pride and gain strength from your scars received
in battle.
Your mind is filled with evil thoughts as you wear the cloak.
You scream in agony. If feels as though your very flesh is being torn
apart bit by bit. Your head is about to break, you feel something grow
out of it. Slowly the pain receeds and you can think clearly again.
You scream loudly.
Yes!!!! You slip into the bloody boots. It is a good day tear asunder any who
block your path!
Posted: 24 Dec 2023 21:36 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Your battle sense is at its peak!  Time seems to slow down, your enemy seems
pitiful!
You quickly cleave your enemy 3 crushing blows to the head, before he can
react!
Grimoor is stunned!
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
You let out a DEVASTATING roar, and everything stops in its place.
The battlefield quiets down and Grimoor watches frozen in horror as you
tighten
your grip of your Eaceran, the shield of Esachen and calmly walk to him. You
slowly raise your weapon, point at Grimoor and speak:
'You will not survive this day.'
Before anyone can react, you make a swift turn and release all your might
*ANNIHILATING* Grimoor's presence from existence! Your shield makes a huge arc
making the air swirl and ripple as it travels with UNRELENTING speed! The
ground
breaks and shatters under Grimoor as him buckles beneath your MERCILESS
assault!
Posted: 22 Mar 2022 23:20 [ permalink ]
Reputation:  BIGTHUMB! Devourer of Worlds and the Genesis of Armageddon.
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Posted: 04 Nov 2021 15:49 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 02 Jan 2019 22:48 [ permalink ]
From: Nosunrise (Lvl: 105 Age: 4y, 69d, 15h, 55min and 22s)
Subject: In the year 2018, this happened.
Date: Wed Jan 02 19:49:45 2019
Rating: 0 Votes: 0

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Posted: 08 Dec 2018 04:57 [ permalink ]
Holy way: #
You are done with the chant.
You begin to sing and chant 'Avee Alee adudaaa..'
Tarmalen gently carries you to his realm. For a brief time you are in Heaven
listening to the harmonious music of Tarmalen. A moment later you are back
in the cruel reality.
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Untamed Highlands in northern Furnachia
|        sFs        |  Exits:  north, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, 
|     ssssFFsFs     |          southwest
|   rslssFFFFsFsy   |  
|  ssssFFFFHFFssby  |  Autumn has arrived to the highlands; groves in the
|  sssFFFFHHFFsssy  |  valleys are ablaze in all the colours of autumn;
< sssFFFFH*^FFFssyy |  flaming red, yellow and orange. Higher lands are still
|  sFFFmsH^HFFFssy  |  green, but the wind is often bitter there - the Sun
|  FFFbslH^HHHFFss  |  offers no warmth and many times it is raining.
|   FHsll#^^HHHHF   |  Nevertheless, the rugged beauty of the highlands is
|     Hl^^^^^FH     |  breathtaking.
|        ^^^        |  
<------------------->  
a spiny lobster
a baked salmon
a beef taco
a grilled lamb
a cherry popsicle
a spicy chili
a sabretooth matriarch looking after her cubs
a mysterious gypsy woman singing a song to praise Tarmalen
(a sabretooth tracking its prey)
Sabretooth matriarch suddenly glares at you for a short moment, and lets out a
high pitched cry, and faster than lightning delivers a devastating series of
chain punches to your head! You feel your skull getting crushed and a strong
feeling of helplessness overcomes you!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

THALASIA, the fourth world of ELYSIUM.
Posted: 31 Jan 2018 19:03 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 24 Dec 2017 12:31 [ permalink ]
You exclaim 'I heard yer dreaming of a white xmas!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE THE ENVY OF GOATFUCKERS WORLDWIDE!
Posted: 16 Nov 2017 17:17 [ permalink ]
Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Fri Dec 30 00:04:11 2016.
Reputation:  BIGTHUMB, the Devourer of Worlds and the Genesis of Armageddon
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Posted: 16 Nov 2017 16:47 [ permalink ]
Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Fri Dec 30 00:04:11 2016.
Reputation:  A silly person who needs pimples to be burst at
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Posted: 25 Aug 2013 20:37 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'A silly person who needs pimples to be burst at'
Posted: 04 Jun 2013 13:02 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'The Insane Grinder, Over-Eager Hack'n'Slash Machine'
Posted: 11 Sep 2011 22:45 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
'The Allmighty Conqueror, True Incarnation of Hell on BatMUD'
Posted: 07 Oct 2009 21:07 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
'Unearthly skilled, Devastatingly Powerful Godlike Barbarian'
Posted: 11 Mar 2009 00:49 [ permalink ]
Koan (wanted): Tämä ei ole roolileikkiä netissä kummallisten nimimerkkien
suojissa, vaan täyttä totta, oikeaa elämää.
Posted: 13 Aug 2007 20:34 [ permalink ]
Toag {vsa+}: Tappolista
Toag {vsa+}: 1. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 2. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 3. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 4. kari
Toag {vsa+}: 5. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 6. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 7. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 8. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 9. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 10. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 11. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 12. kari
Toag {vsa+}: 13. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 14. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 15. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 16. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 17. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 18. neppari
Toag {vsa+}: 19. kari
Toag {vsa+}: 20. porkkanamehu
Gargoyle : vallulla menee huonosti
Posted: 26 Jun 2007 18:27 [ permalink ]
Runeaxe tells you 'so NepNep, tales of your exploits have travelled far.
 Your anal excursins are no less than legendary throughout the realm. Tell
me,oh Master of the Thumb, what will be your next penetatrive deed?'
Posted: 18 Jun 2007 22:17 [ permalink ]
Runeaxe tells you 'His nemesis screamed in agony as he penetrated the golden
thumb of doom. It was time for justice and vengence. This was for NepNep's
dead family and wife. He pushed the thumb even further within, crushing
intestines as the intense pressure of the thumb wreaked havoc. It was true
what they said - Revenge is best served from behind.'
Posted: 22 Apr 2007 15:14 [ permalink ]
Total of 500645926 experience spent on character.
Reputation:  Chosen one
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Posted: 02 Mar 2007 19:44 [ permalink ]
Runeaxe <vsa+>: Nebulius ThumbWarrior, Knight of the Dark ThumbTable, Keeper
of the brown Thumb
Posted: 01 Mar 2007 20:50 [ permalink ]
Toag tells you 'www.pileofmeatalsoknownasjannelehtoneneliproteus.com'
Posted: 17 Feb 2007 20:32 [ permalink ]
Runeaxe tells you 'They say. They say that once in a millena there will be a
hero. A hero whose heart is larger than any of ours, and whose thumb is larger
than his heart. He will rid the world of the ever-demons called Proteus and
Lurppa. Deep into their anal cavities where no man dares to venture, this man
considers pure pleasure. They will feel the wrath of the thumb of God. They
will cry out in anguish as their backsides face the thumb of NepNep BigThumb.
The vengence of the dark ThumbKnight is upon them.'
Posted: 10 Feb 2007 16:45 [ permalink ]
Runeaxe tells you 'THE THUMB! AND THE MAN ATTACHED TO THE THUMB - NEPNEP
THE GREAT!'
Posted: 27 Dec 2006 01:51 [ permalink ]
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