To the Monthy Python galaxy song tune:
Tulkas [chat]: just remember that your standing on a mud thats evolving
Tulkas [chat]: and revolving at 900 logins a day
Tulkas [chat]: thats changing at 9000 keystrokes a second, so its reckoned ,
on a mudlib that is not so gay
Tulkas [chat]: the wizzes and you and me , and all the players you cannot see
are chatting and batting frivolously
Tulkas [chat]: in a backward ip address in parts most foreign of a country
where we'd all like to be!