Had fucking SIX with a succubus. Boo Yakasha.

[14:37]:Ens <chat>: i am actually an immortal irl btw
[14:39]:Doomface [chat]: so is doomface

 ... with great portent.

Pisano <wiz>: When the nuns hear the dong, they must gather.

Demonic spirit of Undyingrage (ghost): ress pls
Gunk (ghost): guess youre just rage now

Senson tells you 'any idea why this syntax isn't working?'
King shouts 'Senson died like a DOG!'

Ens <bat>: how many people are watching Gore's stream with a primary objective
           to see what kind of abuseholes or minmaxing they can achieve?
Morkzar [bat]: o/
Elwynes (bat): o/
Juggelo <bat>: o/
Ankas [bat]: :D

Darol Dawnlight, the emissary of decadence
Darol asks 'so this is a new room?'
You nod solemnly.
You ask 'did you get splore?'
Darol rolls his eyes.
You say 'i will hit all rooms.'

The perfect response:

You tell Darol 'I have a question... If I may be so bold. Since we know that
archwizards are always right:'
You tell Darol 'Would you answer no to the question of whether you would
answer no to this question?'

Darol tells you 'I'll quote one finnish politician from the old days and
 say: I'm not for it or against it, and as a matter of fact in fact it's
 actually opposite of that'

Today I had the same conversation (more or less) about three hundred or so
times with an NPC before finally being able to have the same conversation also
... but with a torch.

Zidane [chat]: after a long day of mudding, I can't wait to get home and beat
               the shit out of my kids.

[16:41]:Ens <code>: i'm trying to code a well stocked bar and its giving me
some issues
[16:41]:Gore <code>: it's making you thirsty?
[16:41]:Juggelo <code>: keep on consumin' the goods like a proper irishman?
[16:42]:Ens <code>: actually both of these comments are unfortunately true

Grimreefer [newbie]: it is amazing

Grimreefer [newbie]: im smoking a joint a wizard gave me

> blog darol 57418
Amd {bat}: I like my women like my whiskey. 12year old and mixed up with coke.

> cast aura detection at darol
Aura detection: #
You utter the magic words 'fooohh haaahhh booooloooooh'
You cast the spell successfully.
You detect Wrath of darolism.

To the Monthy Python galaxy song tune:
Tulkas [chat]: just remember that your standing on a mud thats evolving
Tulkas [chat]: and revolving at 900 logins a day
Tulkas [chat]: thats changing at 9000 keystrokes a second, so its reckoned ,
on a mudlib that is not so gay
Tulkas [chat]: the wizzes and you and me , and all the players you cannot see
are chatting and batting frivolously
Tulkas [chat]: in a backward ip address in parts most foreign of a country
where we'd all like to be!

Blayke arrives from west.
Blayke 'hmmmm's for a moment at you.
Blayke hugs you.
Blayke leaves west.
Blayke arrives from west.
Blayke starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
Blayke traces transparent watery runes on the ground with her Staff of Druids
'#
!#'
Blayke face turns from delight into horror as she watches the ground beneath
her
turn into mud.
Blayke helplessly stumbles into the pit.
********************** Round 1 **********************
You miss Blayke.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning satanically you BARBARICALLY PIERCE Blayke making the head explode
violently.
Blayke lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Blayke dies in a massive pool of blood.
Blayke is DEAD, R.I.P.
Blayke's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Ghost of Blayke {ghost}: ouchie!

Darol <wiz>: there are quests that require you to assassinate the king but if
             you didn't eat blueberries with the sailors at the docks, you
             might be considered a failure. That's sometimes kinda annoying

Presence (bat): Don't tell me about drawbridge. I was kicking over drawbridge
when you great great grandpappy still had training wheels on his sable axe.

Unexpected wizsummon consequences.

Antarax the transparent Shadow ponders eternity appears in a blink of light.
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
Antarax lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Antarax escapes death and recovers consciousness!
Antarax lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Antarax's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Antarax is DEAD, R.I.P.
Antarax's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Gatekeeper gains strenght from slaying Antarax and looks much better.

Dralith tells you 'Don't leave stargates lying around'

[chat]: Garok ponders if people who believe in reincarnation should have 'BRB'
 on their headstones rather than 'RIP'

Dabie [wanted]: what is in "a black gate to HELL" and how do i enter it? :>
Tatza (wanted): my guess is that you don't want to enter it
Proprius [wanted]: I know a faster route to hell
Corto (wanted): you see a black gate to HELL and your first question is how to
ENTER it? :O

Yggdrasil [newbie]: welcome to the religion of calculating batmud melee
damage.
                    we are a splintered church with many offshoots and
                    branches, and we constantly argue with one another... but
                    we all worship DAMAGE.

[04:00]:Talithra [newbie]: meesa powerfully perforating

Morhag [wanted]: anyone at speed of liftmages?
Morhag [wanted]: of lol of = or
Lammas {wanted}: and if?
Morhag [wanted]: yes makes sense if it goes like anyone at speed if liftmages

Freld tells you 'broke when i went inside you and you came inside
 yourself'

You toe-kick Durand causing major annoyance.
Durand loses connection to reality, becoming truly STUNNED.

Streacer [bat]: "give head to liezeb" "Liezeb says: OH!"  Really, BatMUD?
Trachyos [bat]: haha
Trachyos [bat]: the game at its finest

Felder (legion+): well, it all started innocently, but i suppose everything in
bat is few sentences away from 'gloryhole' :)

Issen tells you 'I salute you, mr ens, for being able to play tarma for more
than a week without wanting to /wrists :D'

Ggr [bat]: "We will fight on the beaches of Lucentium, the marshes of
Furnachia, we will fight in the areas, we will fight on the streets of
Arelium, we will never surrender!"

Flashfire says 'Just like Freld...you bring darkness. :).'

Sprite {sales}: it does NOT say Santa, but I can't wear it.
Badhan [sales]: well ill withdraw my bid if i cant use it
Sprite {sales}: pendant withdraw. apparently worthless.
Sprite {sales}: (laugh) if is "owned" by a player who was last on over 7 years
ago.  No Fair
Arctangent [sales]: maybe a wiz will trade you that one for a good one
Arctangent Phaseangle is a level 46 mortal of the Minotaur race.
He was created Sat Jul 16 04:29:21 2005 and he is 28d, 11h, 49min and 5s old.

... oh how naive these young ones are.

[00:50]:Ssmud [party]: blayke move that pillar
[00:51]:Blayke (party): done.
[00:51]:Blayke (party): i moved that shit TO THE LEFT
[00:51]:Ssmud [party]: enter statue
[00:51]:Blayke (party): done
[00:51]:Blayke (party): i am one with stone
[00:51]:Ssmud [party]: hahaha
[00:51]:Ssmud [party]: enter pillar

Magiscus [legion+]: what syntax is used to communicate with people of
mirkhold? talk/say/ask/something else what?
Jarlaxle (legion+): kill?
Kohothegreat {legion+}: dig grave

Spid (bat): there is no logic, only tunepole

Grumnak [client]: everytime I give command there is a none to some lag

Robinhood [nightlife+]: what kinda rate can archer solo?
Xyloid (nightlife+): at least 3k/min
Conquer (nightlife+): hopefully greater than 2k
Freld (nightlife+): depends on how long you want to solo :)
Conquer (nightlife+): ok ok, id say closer to 10k
Conquer (nightlife+): depends on a variety of things, do you have a ship, do
                      you rock at soloing to start, do you have any toys, how
                      well do you adjust to variety of shit
Conquer (nightlife+): if you are willing to pee in a bottle instead of leaving
                      computer to pee, you should technically solo a higher
                      rate
Robinhood [nightlife+]: starting to understand!
Hemicuda [nightlife+]: hmm what if you have girlfriend?
Calada [nightlife+]: yes, you can also pee on her

Lnewlfe [newbie]: heres a question. I wandered to the village questor, typed
                  quest 2, as im level 2, got the quest that said Congratz,
you
                  found the questor which is quest, you finished. But no one
                  actually GAVE me the quest, and i dont see anywhere that i
                  HAD a quest, nor that i actually DID complete it
Sigh the Helper (newbie): That's how quests work in batmud :)

Alakhai (party): in the name of kamikaze+, here i go
Ghost of Alakhai (report): nyt muuten HURTS!
Ghost of Alakhai (report): i am no longer stunned
Ghost of Alakhai (report): Invis off
Ghost of Alakhai (party): yeah it's agro

Blayke commands 'TAKE ME DOWN.'
You mumble 'oh yea.'
You are done with the chant.
You trace fiery red runes on your gem '& ^'
Your druidstaff is surrounded by a sudden cloudburst, and you glory in sheer
 power as the staff floods your spell with pure energy.
A beam of red firelight springs from the gem.
The gem shudders ...but does not break.
You watch with selfpride as your gem fire hits Blayke.
Blayke lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Blayke (party): never lure when 2 trolls in same room

Xardax [wanted]: party for the best tank under 600 hp you can find!

Durand awards Susette -1 points for completing 'Good Ideas' task.

| 1102446: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
|

You tell Kapu 'did my clone die with honour?'
Kapu tells you 'he fought valiantly'
Kapu tells you 'was close to finishing his 2nd cure serious wounds when i put
him to sleep'

|  650379: Inra the valheru god (unholy)                                     
|

| 1082148: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows                          
|

| 535153: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

Ssmud [party]: 1 more
Blayke {party}: well ok
Blayke {party}: sniffle
Ssmud [party]: i wont kill it
Ens [party]: dcrit run
Ssmud leaves gangway.
Blayke HANDLES gangway.
Ssmud [party]: lol
Ssmud [party]: dcrit wont kill it
Ssmud [report]: Dcrit level 2
Ssmud [report]: Grimoor (Screams 0% resist) (Magical)
hp: 552 (552) [-1] sp: 381 (1305) [] ep: 239 (205) cash: 251 [] exp: 185462
[+80190]
Ssmud [party]: LOL
Blayke {party}: nice
Ens [party]: haha
Ssmud [party]: well
Blayke {party}: fucking moron :D

1386832: Lord Foul sits upon his throne

2802: Wandering skeleton of Henry

| 1103866: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.                   
|

Azura [wanted]: blaster under level 50 are more rare than sober wiz..

|  753221: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants     
|
1 hour 21 minutes!

| 1027849: Jane, the Goddess                                                 
|

(11:19) Nomed tells you 'dont say death to all newbies on newbie channel'

Nazrix [tunes]: But you see, Str, people like xunisiih want mud to be
                SO-FUCKING-HARDCORE, ONLY CRACK NIGGA WITH 500000X TOLERANCE
TO
                PAIN WILL REMAIN.

Freld removes black horned helm labeled as HOMOKYPÄRÄ TUUTTUUT.
Freld wears a small monocle with a golden chain (glowing) <red glow>.
Freld peers quizzically at you.

Hp:565/565 Sp:1196/1196 Ep:232/232 >undo freld
You clence your fist, pressing the thorns of the finger guard into your hand.
Freld disappears in a sudden fluctuation of the fabric of space.

Malcom tells you 'you know, once you get to class 4 and have a tele chamber
 i am totally looting the alcohol from your ship :P'

You tell Malcom 'lol! how'd you know i have it stocked up?'
Malcom tells you 'your irish'

You tell Pelend (dead) 'you know what's better than one wand in a room?'
Ghost of Pelend tells you 'Hitler.'

Demonic rings. Useful for exploring.
You sneak past the orc captain.
Orc sergeant shouts 'Hey an invis guy!'
... And that's the end of that explore session.

Chorale tells you 'Ramon tells you 'Ens just offered a large sum for your
 head. We can bring you him if you pay a meager sum of 278400 gold coins.''

Kohothegreat flaps his arms and utters the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt'
As Kohothegreat casts the spell, he pulls out a bronze marble which bursts
into
a million prismatic starbursts.
Kohothegreat grins as his blast vacuum hits Alexandra.
Esachen echoes 'Cursed be desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos,
blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos,
blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos,
blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos,
blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos,
blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos, blayke, desos and blayke.'
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.

1207446: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men

1172273: Rotahunt the Confessor

761283: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king

1105360: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice 

1236771: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

You drink from the river of beer. It tastes like beer.
Although somewhat bitter, you still force it down.
You are so full of liquid you feel like you might burst.

Merja [chat]: You offer clerk a membership in your party. Clerk says, " I must
 have the shittiest job in town . "

 1359097: a massive iron statue has come to life                             |

a high priestess of Esachen, protect.., 1259468 exp (party of 9)

It's night and very dark, but you can still see.
You are standing on a thick branch in the tree.  Many tree branches spread
around you, covering you with a canopy of leaves.  You can no longer see the
ground below you.
Above you is a hot, still, cloudy night sky. The moon is not visible.
Obvious exits are: ne, sw and d.
a pile of zinc coins
two one platinum coins

[22:37]:Reagent [party]: maiden likes to sexchange
[22:37]:Reagent [party]: beats the hell outta mace

General Info:
    Ukkeli has proven he is a slow learner with the "don't use triggers" bit.
    He's been given a month to catch up on this matter. Thanks to Grizzt for
    being to drunk to send this message himself.

Rigger {bloodway+}: in this reinc i can choose what i am bored by, alchemy
 research, runic research, or tinkering.

la lights
There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
There are two lights, one blue and one red..

Ssmud [party]: ,---------------------------------------------------------------
-----------.
Ssmud [party]: | Time             Killed by                    |
Ssmud [party]: |---------------------------------------------------------------
-----------|
Ssmud [party]: | 13 Jul - 01:06   Ens Shazam the Zombie chants ominously <
beta squad >   |
Ssmud [party]: `---------------------------------------------------------------
-----------'

zonni statue shouts 'Looking back on where we first met, I cannot escape and I
cannot forget. Baby you're the one, you still turn me on. You can make me
whole again'

You are done with the chant.
You hop up and down while flapping your arms and chant 'xafe xyyqh
 xckgandhuzqarr'
You sense your surroundings distorting and then snap.
You arrive 40 meters from the ground.

......Falling down to the ground you take some damage.
hp: 542 (582) [-40] sp: 161 (1006) [-46] ep: 229 (229)
-40 from falling 40 meters? For a tarm, I rock

Malcom zaps you with A dull maple wand (2/100).
You are scarred.
Malcom [party]: not so funny now!

Mariah, the circus' beautiful riddler

ask riddle
You ask Mariah for a riddle.
It seems she is thinking of a new riddle to ask, wait a moment.
Mariah looks like she thought of a new riddle to ask.
ask riddle

You ask Mariah for a riddle.

The clue: 'This is a monster.'
The permuted answer: 'aMrih,a The iruCs'c lfBeautiu Reddirl'


You ask Mariah for a riddle.

The clue: 'This is an offensive skill.'
The permuted answer: 'Kick'.

Female Duz takes a steaming entrails of Female Duz.
Female Duz skips east.
 ^^^ yikes!

Rastline [party]: I thinkI got my my cat addicted to beef jerky

Kalbo grabs Spectre's arm and twists it dislocating its shoulder!

Kenny tells Ssmud, Killian and you 'I DONT SDMOKE POIT'

Darol (bat): i agree that it's sad if the only difficult part of the quest is
9 men thinking about how to get a jar of honey from the shelf...