You start a play, with following players: Jester. %Jester strides onto the stage. %Without a word Jester pulls out three colorful juggling pins. %Jester lazily tosses first one, then all three, in a cascade. %A pin spins around in Jester's hand while the others are in the air. %Jester pauses mid toss and throws a flair! %Jester's eyes scan the crowd as you watch the three pins hang in the air for a second. %Jester's hand's move quickly and snatch all three pins from the air in a clawing motion. %Jester catches the pins and stops with a flourish. %Jester sets the pins off to the side and pulls out seven brightly colored silicone juggling balls. %Jester says 'And now it begins!' %From a complete standstill Jester begins throwing balls in a cascade from hand to hand. %You can barely see the blur of Jester's hands. %Jester says with confidence, "This is easy!" %After a few seconds the pattern begins to break up, Jester's hands unable to keep up! %And then it is over as the balls crash down all around Jester. %Jester looks sad for a moment. %Jester kicks a yellow juggling ball HARD into the audience. %Jester mutters, "I never much liked juggling anyway." %Jester tromps off the stage. %Jester whispers '(a voice from off stage) hmm, I don't want to lose the crowd.' %Jester whispers '(off stage) perhaps a recitation will mollify them.' %Jester strides back onto the stage. %Jester shouts 'Friends, Wizards, Batmudders, lend me your ears' %Jester whispers 'damn, no no not that one...' %Jester makes a gurgling sound as he clears his throat. %Jester pauses for a second to compose himself. %Jester begins speaking in a rhythmic fashion. %Jester says 'You will I hope forgive my lack of meter' %Jester says 'For as I shape these words for you to hear' %Jester says 'You must believe that bat mud terms are not' %Jester says 'Quite what the Bard foresaw when he did craft' %Jester says 'the words I shall recount for you today.' %Jester says 'Without further ado I humbly present...' %Jester pauses for dramatic effect. %the pause seems to go on and on as if Jester is counting to himself or something. The effect really is quite dramatic. %Jester shouts 'The Seven Ages of BatMud' %Jester whispers 'with apologies to the original Bard' %Jester whispers 'and of course he of the stringy shadows, the original bard of Batmud, without whom I would not be the bard I am today (or any bard for that matter).' %Jester begins declaiming in a deep voice. %Jester says 'All the mud's a stage,' %Jester says 'And all the kobolds and barsoomians merely players.' %Jester says 'They have their exits and their entrances,' %Jester says 'And each mudder, in his time plays many parts,' %Jester says 'His act being seven ages.' %Jester breathes deeply and continues. %Jester says 'At first the newbie,' %Jester says 'Mewling and puking in the newbie channel.' %Jester says 'Then, the whining lowbie with tzarakk steed and' %Jester says 'Mournful cries for lost unicorn saddlebags, bleating like a lamb' %Jester says 'On the wanted channel. And then the freshly minted tarma' %Jester says 'Sighing in exultation at the sudden beckoning of the exp groups.' %Jester says 'Then the barbarian growling, "gimme corpses lemme burn"' %Jester says 'Full of toploftiness and bearded like A man with long black beard is lying naked on the bed,' %Jester says 'Jealous for repu, crying and luring in quarrel,' %Jester says 'Seeking the bubble reputation, even in the cannon's mouth.' %Jester pauses for a moment. %Jester says 'And then the merchant in fair round belly with coffers mithril lined,' %Jester says 'With prices severe and beard of formal cut,' %Jester says 'Resolute in repairs, and wise in the his kbh, and so he plays his part.' %Jester says 'The sixth age shifts into the lean and robed magi, with prancy high-heeled glass shoes and a reagent pouch at his side' %Jester says 'His youthful leggins of putrid flesh (undead) (+explore!), well saved, a world too wide' %Jester says 'For any but navigator transport. His big manly voice,' %Jester says 'Turning again toward childish treble,' %Jester says 'Pipes and whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,' %Jester says 'That ends this strange eventful history,' %Jester says 'Second childishness and the oblivion of immorting' %Jester says 'Sans eyes, sans teeth, sans taste, sans everything.' %Jester bows with a flourish of his cloak. %Jester looks up in sudden realization. %Jester whispers 'Perhaps here there is something more...' %Jester's voice picks up the pace chanting faster and faster. %Jester says 'For those of you who know this tale' %Jester says 'You see that here should be its end' %Jester says 'And yet in our fair world of bat' %Jester says 'There lies a hidden world below' %Jester says 'An unseen world where Wizards code' %Jester says 'And giant bouncing bunnies breed' %Jester says 'From forges made by GGR' %Jester says 'I've seen the magic carrots fall' %Jester says 'And clones they march across the land' %Jester says 'Taunting with maniac glee' %Jester says 'Elite the few who know for sure' %Jester says 'What lies in wait for those who take' %Jester says 'The final stage to wizardhood.' %Jester bows with a flourish of his cape. %His eyes close as Jester waits for something. %Jester walks off the stage with all the dignity someone in a Jester's outfit (that is way too tight!) can muster. You stop the play.