Juggelo tells you 'do you know how it feels when you take a good bath with
 trump diamond glass bath salts, then put on the trump slippers, rub your body
 with trump oilments ant put on the trump rope, then sit down on the
sofa-chair
 overlooking the panoramic view from your trump tower room, and turn on the
fox
 news on the large television?  it is freedom, like only americans know.'