Congratulations! You have just completed Legendary monsters!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LEGENDARY MONSTERS QUEST!

As a reward, your kerbholz's ring is now coloured according to the level of
the target.
You have joined the elite few of this mud, mortal, and for that, you have a
new quest visible in your completed quests, and alongside that, you have a new
    rank 'Vanquisher'


All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere
Merioli
as she proves her worth by vanquishing all that stands in her path.

[14:56]:Ghost of Pirutar {ghost}: swedes <3

[15:42]:Glaurung (nun): leader should also be tagged as synod so Resin could
be a LESB

Tatza gives you 2000 mithril coins.

...dont bet against swedes ,)

Gunk makes it to the top of the palm tree, like an agile macaque!

Tatza tells you 'Did you break up or how do you play so much?'

Zidane tells you 'lesse if i can arouse omnos'

Shar emits a harmless cloud of olive gas.

Ramon tells you 'Gotrek just offered a large sum for your head. We can bring
you her if you pay a meager sum of 124800 gold coins.'

(18:17) Omnos tells you 'i left friday to take one been at my hometown, woke
up sunday 300km away in cabin. drunk out of my mind =) havent had
 these kinda weekends in 15 years ahaha still feel like ive been hit by truck'

The resemblance of Gotrek transforms into the real thing.

For all the whining about nuns throughout the years I thought I would never
see this...

Glaurung gives you an une grosse poutine.

Welcome to the Sisterhood!

Omnos tells you 'huh waited 10min to log on alt and muscle memory just typed
omnos. huoh. laters =)'

[03:26]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Merioli has passed Holy Trial I. Las
be praised!

Fosforos tells you 'any tips on some nice new swedish music? :D i like öh
first aid, anna ternheim etc. then abba, lil-babs for vintage, ultima thule
for some punk rock'

Atlas tells you 'used to passout getting a hardon now I only lose movement in
my limbs.. couple hundred more eightballs and I should be "functional"'
Atlas tells you 'var menat till fuser :D, vi har penis tavling .)'

Fuser (team+): nothing better than waking up to a swedish cock loaded and
aimed at you

[09:51]:Berenn {bat}: I got a bass, three amps, 4 guitars and I still hardly
play!
[09:52]:Berenn {bat}: if I put my 30,000 hours of mudding into mastering an
instrument... hmm.
[09:52]:Glaurung (bat): you'd still suck berenn! you'd have changed your
instruments soo many times.. "this is boring, im gonna go practive a
mandositaruin"

[11:05]:Conquer {nightlife+}: i have been told i suck at coding
[11:05]:Ulath <nightlife+>: No that's 'dick', not 'at coding'

[23:26]:Gunk (nightlife+): Templars and Blayke were both really good in 1998

Tixe (party): feels kinda ewigey

(21:58) Gotrek tells you 'YOU ARE THE MONGOLEADER'

(15:30) Fosforos tells you 'is that you?!'
(15:30) You emote to Fosforos 'nods at you, 'Yep!'.'
(15:30) Fosforos tells you 'you are hot'

Juggelo <party>: Again it is Stylus and his tail that is the problem.  Learn
to
 keep that tucked in goddamnit.  Air here has no idea what to do, see, or hear
 when you swing that thing around, lauching projectiles and all.

Sister Valentina puffs to your environment and says, 'MAGNIFICENT you have
found Angelique's Cross, With this Cross I can send the whole army of Darkness
to unhappier hunting grounds.'
Sister Valentine says, 'Here is your award.'
Sister Valentina gives you the Cross of Clouds

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Angelique's cross'*

Big shoutout to Broetchen for helping out :)

Broetchen tells you 'you need to prep and concentrate on reinc, don't wanna
 rush! :D'

You feel more humble as you feed the less fortunate.

Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Merioli has been promoted to elder nun'.



[Thu Oct 03 15:53:29 2019 Nun inform ]
Sister Merioli has been promoted to elder.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!

Huppu tells you 'glaurung is to blame for EVERYTHING'

[23:53]:Stylus (party): fuser comes
[23:54]:Stylus (party): fuser left his reagents because he is the wortst mage
[23:54]:Woocca (party): byleth-style

Juggelo tells you 'do you know how it feels when you take a good bath with
 trump diamond glass bath salts, then put on the trump slippers, rub your body
 with trump oilments ant put on the trump rope, then sit down on the
sofa-chair
 overlooking the panoramic view from your trump tower room, and turn on the
fox
 news on the large television?  it is freedom, like only americans know.'

Bazil [wanted]: location of a lost dog in poor shape
Banba {wanted}: fuser's "sex dungeon"?

[15:24]:Stylu (team+): i get to hear the soothing sounds of a bunch of
assholes in skirts marching in front of my house blowing into bagpipes they
havent
    played all year because they're proud of being potato molesting whiskey
guzzlers

(01:02) Zenick tells you 'i was thought you were teh good guy'
(01:03) Zenick tells you 'only i remember of gotrek is you'
(01:03) You emote to Zenick 'smirks at you.'
(01:03) Zenick tells you 'for real'
(01:04) Zenick tells you 'merioli i always remember bestestsiofness tou'
(01:04) You tell Zenick 'you remember right'
(01:04) Zenick tells you 'i have 2 cats'
(01:04) Zenick tells you 'im getting another'
(01:05) Zenick tells you 'i always thought you were teh guy'
(01:05) Zenick tells you 'jag okso tykker duu'
(01:06) Zenick tells you 'din splea were inte spelare'

[00:13]:Ghost of Ergor (ghost): oh nice great lion just appears... so fucking
amazing... fuck downtune real higbies etc. to get game... what ever...
[00:13]:Ghost of Ergor (ghost): cha -44 body plz

seconds later..

[00:13]:Nyriori [ghost]: outworld lion?  Catfolk don't get attacked by that,
if it helps

:D :D :D

Gotrek tells you 'ja meen du kommah meed'

Death orb [party]: everybody avoid standing right here

[02:43]:Conquer (gala): i will be having a nice romantic dinner with gotrek
[02:44]:Conquer (gala): what happens in finland stays in finland

[18:15]:Vesku (party): i blayked sps
[18:15]:Vesku (party): couldnt handle

Woocca (party): if you see lots of spam, flee

Kirya (nightlife+): what the fuck is a microbeer?
Hair (nightlife+): it comes in a VERY TINY glass!

[13:12]:Rotne [party]: yeh pills+foods would be nice
[13:12]:Mallarch (party): leech is good but: cant wield shit, doesnt tick,
cant eat shit, shitty stats
[13:12]:Merioli (party): "is good" :D
[13:12]:Mallarch (party): :D

Juggelo tells you 'motherfucking meanie you'

You lightly cut Incarnation of Prosperity forcing the heart to incinerate.
Due to the presence of the incarnation of prosperity in your continent, you
manage to squeeze the maximum amount of experience by capitalizing on the
kill.
You feel a loss in your heart as the incarnation of Prosperity is killed.
The prosperity ceases as the avatar is slain.
You have a new TOP solo kill!
Incarnation of Prosperity loses the privilege to live.
Incarnation of Prosperity is DEAD, R.I.P.

Merc tells Gate, Descend, Out and you ''

(03:48) Rotne tells you '[03:45]:Tixe (party): I mean I'm getting beaten by a
 boonless orc w/ fucking nightfalls'

Ulath shouts 'Halt!'
Durtle exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Nikana exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Xunisiih exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Halle exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Brog exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Broetchen exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Viitta exclaims 'Hammerzeit, ya fuckin' puff!'
Moonlord exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Farliss exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Marrow exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Xyloid exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Entor exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Merc exclaims 'Hammerzeit, ya fuckin' puff!'
Magiscus exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Aga exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Munkki exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
You exclaim 'Hammerzeit!'
Fuser exclaims 'Hammerzeit!'
Durtle dances stupidly.
Nikana dances stupidly.
Xunisiih dances stupidly.
Halle dances stupidly.
Brog dances stupidly.
Broetchen dances stupidly.
Viitta dances stupidly.
Moonlord dances stupidly.
Farliss dances stupidly.
Marrow dances stupidly.
Xyloid dances stupidly.
Entor dances stupidly.
Merc dances stupidly.
Magiscus dances stupidly.
Aga dances stupidly.
Munkki dances stupidly.
You dance stupidly.
Fuser dances stupidly.

(17:46) Rothan tells you 'nice I can't get out of your city, thanks'
(17:47) You tell Rothan 'try using "map" command, it rocks'
Rothan tells you 'guards block me'
You tell Rothan 'try typing 'bat pcity command help''
You tell Rothan 'and you should see how'
Rothan [bat]: pcity command help
(bat): Merioli buries his face in his palms.

(17:40) Fuser tells you 'you not offtank'
(17:40) You emote to Fuser 'says 'yes' to you.'
(17:40) You tell Fuser 'I beat rotne!'
(17:40) Fuser tells you 'that not saying much :D'

[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: fuck me =D
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: You try to force the chest 3 with your
shovel.
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: You force hard and manage to bust the chest
3 open!
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: The chest suddenly EXPLODES in a huge ball
of fire!!
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: Entor's soul companion dies in a massive
fit of convulsions.
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: Entor's soul companion is DEAD, R.I.P.
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: Your soul is killed!
[03:52]:Merioli (darkness+): :DDDDDDdd
[03:52]:Steven Seagal {darkness+}: oops! I did it again

[19:31]:Deathseeker (mnavy): ewige was having same problem the other day, they
were outrunning his super ship and that made him cry
*

Mystic jumps up and begins dancing, but it's the BALLET! Mystic runs away in
shame.
Mystic leaves northeast.
Snowclad Forest (n,s,e,w,ne,nw,se,sw).
Mystic Lolapua the Barsoomian MAZEMASTAH < I D D Q D > (horny)
Hair arrives from southwest.
Ewige arrives from southwest.
hp: 689 (689) [] sp: 1001 (1285) [+11] ep: 235 (292) cash: 0 [] exp: 759520 []
Mystic (party): HALARM!: You flee in terror!

[20:56]:Jacen (team+): bro they fix those boots yet for you personally?
[20:58]:Fuser (team+): i'll murder your children
[20:58]:Fuser (team+): NOT SO FUNNY NOW ARE WE, FUNNY MAN

(17:21) Xyloid tells you 'if you blast a little, you can outdamage ewige :DD'

[09:50]:Ssmud [party]: i got 1 hand, i dont do syntaxes

[04:00]:Nuane (party): 50%
[04:00]:Nuane (party): kinda A Boja is a bitch and she goes like BUM BUM BUM
..in her pussy..
[04:00]:Nuane (party): ...
[04:00]:Nuane (party): _bitch
[04:00]:Nuane (party): dont ask

(00:31) Deathseeker tells you 'you around for a reinc?'
(00:32) You tell Deathseeker 'yeah'
(00:32) You tell Deathseeker 'sure'
(00:32) Deathseeker tells you 'second ewige about to lecture me on something
 :)'

(23:08) Rotne tells you 'ewige is kinda adhd and Im sure he will suck some
area
 very soon!'

Ewige (party): get naked guys

Fluffy bunny blocks Fuser.

[15:51]:Antarax (party): they been kinda targeting me it seems :(
[15:52]:(party): Antarax is the weakest link
[15:52]:Gotrek (party): i'd target a guy holding a piccolo too.
[15:52]:Gotrek (party): :DDDDDDDDDD

[23:35]:Fred [party]: barb wife? :)

(16:48) Fuser tells you 'shit happens, you just have to shovel it and move the
fuck
 on'

(10:36) Shar tells you 'and take a picture when my gf holds a panda and cries
her
 eyes out hehhu'

You are done with the chant.
You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon Ruffneck.
As Ruffneck drops to her knees you leap in for the kill!

Fuser (party): | Stun              | 106 | Stunned maneuvers       | 30 |

[13:20]:Xunisiih (party): if one would win in lottery it would be good plan to
hire chinese
    goldfarmers to this dead mud :D
[13:20]:Xunisiih (party): would always have members for stuffs! :D

[20:33]:Argonath [party]: they have unstuns it seems.
[20:33]:Arno (party): but yellow?
[20:33]:Arno (party): so refreshable
[20:33]:Argonath [party]: I dunno, I'm colorblind

[18:53]:Blayke {nightlife+}: the inra shield in the pool didnt have the proper
mb and was modified.
[18:53]:Blayke {nightlife+}: the bid was deleted too
[18:53]:Resin {nightlife+}: Blayke, the NinjaCop!
[18:53]:Blayke {nightlife+}: oh wait
[18:53]:Blayke {nightlife+}: shit
[18:54]:Blayke {nightlife+}: sheet
[18:54]:Blayke {nightlife+}: thats feli shield, nm
[18:54]:Blayke {nightlife+}: sorry :S

Juggelo arrives from up.
Juggelo sits on you.
Juggelo leaves north.

killing nora is fun...

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus puorgo ignius' (minor party heal)
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon Amazon.
Nobody in that party is wounded!

(23:42) Fuser tells you 'hrm, how to use vampire clair hmm'
(23:42) You tell Fuser ''clairvoyance''
(23:42) You tell Fuser 'HAHAHA'
(23:42) Fuser tells you 'wtf'
(23:42) Fuser tells you 'you win :D'
(23:42) You tell Fuser 'NUBU'

(10:44) Conquer tells you 'you are turning into my new ruffneck! except you
can
 actually lead exp :D'

Ewige tells you 'i'l lehad bachk to thorth'

(16:00) @Blayke goes 'mmmmm...' at you.
(16:00) Blayke tells you 'NICE you just rebirthed???'
(16:00) @Blayke claps at you.
(16:00) You tell Blayke 'wtf you drunk man? :D'
(16:00) You tell Blayke 'been eternal for over 2-3 years'
(16:01) Blayke tells you 'oh hahaha :D'
(16:01) Blayke tells you 'damn didnt notice :D'

Ruffneck tells you 'catfolk barb pussy smasher'

(13:23) Conquer tells you 'oh shit'
(13:24) You tell Conquer 'wut'
(13:24) Conquer tells you 'i didnt take skillmax boon'

[23:20]:Kawasa (party(m)): hrr my butt hurts still
[23:20]:Kawasa (party(m)): wasted 200euros on bar too :D

Fuser shouts 'Burn in hell, Ewige!'

[16:22]:Ves [bat]: any1 lagging?
[16:23]:Altti [bat]: yes, a lot
[16:23]:Zerks {bat}: CPU: 80%
[16:23]:Tugmeno [bat]: what has your cpu to do with mud lagging?

Crawe tells you 'jag försöker andas. det är jobbigt'

It's official, whoever stays in his reinc the longest, get's 1m from the other
dude (meri vs ruffe)

(15:24) Ruffneck tells you 'varför sa ingen att jag har clairvoyance :D'

Tyril tells you 'knullakompis?'

[10:48]:Wimpy [nightlife+]: how much is golden goatskin shield worth these
days?
[10:48]:Elero [nightlife+]: 100k
[10:48]:Elero [nightlife+]: sell me now
[10:49]:Wimpy [nightlife+]: ah 100k? Didn't realise it was sac item since it
got tuned.
[10:49]:Broetchen (nightlife+): ignore elero
[10:49]:Wimpy [nightlife+]: Oh, cool, maxed my druid pool.
[10:49]:Broetchen (nightlife+): it's worth 1-3M
[10:49]:Wimpy [nightlife+]: Nah only gave me 17k pool points, don't be silly.
[10:49]:Nerya <nightlife+>: it's expensive enough to lie about the price!
[10:49]:Merioli (nightlife+): you sacced it to druid pool?
[10:49]:(nightlife+): Broetchen smack
[10:49]:Elero [nightlife+]: :D
[10:50]:Broetchen (nightlife+): facepalm
Wimpy [nightlife+]: eh? It was that or apollo sword.
Broetchen (nightlife+): 1.2kg 9con2avoid full shield and you sac to druid
pool?
                        ... tell me you're kidding?

Blayke calls for a spirit mount. A cow soul answers her call.

Farliss SMASHES at ice with her feather knife.

Tyril (nightlife+): hrmm give a mount a name and it no longer aggros against
                    noobs. but Farliss has a name and he's still aggro against
                    all noobies

Broetchen (bat): ... w ... t ... f
Broetchen (bat): check your meds
Nazrix [bat]: broetchen do you remember when you logged to batmud saying you
              want to be a guitar artist?
Nazrix [bat]: I am on same as you when you did that
Broetchen (bat): ... ok. go get help then

[23:55]:Matriam (swe+): Woman attempts to riot against you, but you manage to
tighten your grip on the soul and subdue it.
[23:56]:Stefan {swe+}: låter som ett lyckat ragg på krogen

[19:58]:Spica (wanted): invite to swe+
[19:58]:(wanted): Merioli eyes Spica suspiciously.
Spica tells you 'eiks tollast ollu ?'

Broetchen tells you '"45 megs tarmdruid must be a some sort of a record"

(23:43) Peelo tells you 'Getting your arse here!'
(23:43) Peelo tells you 'are you on roth?'
(23:44) Peelo tells you 'my mistake, im on deso'

Ruffneck booms 'ying åkte till sthlm på magdans festival heh.'

(18:09) Ruffneck tells you 'sen kanske de kommer 2 fulla kineser hem snart'

Gunk (party): had to use sanctuary ring :O
Gunk (party): i am worst player mode reincer ever

[11:51]:Jacen (gala): wastewd
[11:51]:Jacen (gala): <3finas?pnfdi[D
[11:51]:Jacen (gala): we have gtrief maskeup wafrstrs
[11:51]:Jacen (gala): im fuckenjdrtubiok
[11:52]:Jacen (gala): blayke puked
[11:52]:Jacen (gala): all over delitas recliner
[11:52]:Jacen (gala): epic fail
[11:53]:Jacen (gala): lolpwnd!!!!

(20:58) Steihl tells you 'how are u wicked kobold?'

Gotrek tells you 'jag skulle bara slå ihjäl någon fitta med grönt hår och
 regnbågsfärgad tubtop'

2009.01.12 -> itööörnal.

(12:28) You tell Crawe 'va du i fyllon igår?'
(12:29) Crawe tells you 'så in i helvete, hurså?'
(12:29) Crawe tells you 'var jag på mudden?'
(12:29) You tell Crawe 'nä'
(12:29) Crawe tells you 'shit, blev nervös lite :D'

Gotrek (party): You are casting 'heavy weight' at 'divolg'.

Aegis tells you 'Huppus sister isnt bad lookin either :D'

Huppu tells you 'drunk liek hel!'

Gotrek (party): tja =)
Gotrek (party): afk korv

[13:54]:Malar <swe+>: jag såg just en småvässla eller hermelin på gården. Den
kom och tittade på mig på en halv meters avstånd
[13:54]:Merioli (swe+): heh
[13:54]:Gotrek (swe+): låg du med den

jockes pung är för full

'Malice', a feeble camel [Rider:Aegis]
*

and it died, only 17h.
¨**

Ewige [party]: ewige: my ex gf who is now halfway to becomming a man can get
into a relationship? my god i hate facebook.
Gotrek (party): gotrek: you scared the pussy outta her?

Halle {darkness+}: henry was alive before it died i think

Ruffled bunny shouts 'Jacen's BLOOD tasted good!'
Ghost of Jacen {ghost}: i got star critted by an eow bunny to hell

Dangergirl tells you 'hahaha. that electroblob shout just made me think about
oral sex =)'

Male Duz shouts 'Crawe just made my day!'

[22:55]:Desos [party]: Ruffnecks cat is going nuts
[22:55]:Desos [party]: It's a fucking fire siren.
[22:55]:Gotrek (party): hahaha
[22:55]:Grimpold {party}: what is ruffneck doing with it?
[22:55]:Merioli (party): :DDDDDDDDD
[22:55]:Desos [party]: I don't wanna go see.
[22:55]:Titus (party): ebyl

Ruffneck (party): jäävla fittpaltop

Kungen (swe+): nejdå... man kan dra kontokortet i köttsåret

Ruffneck tells you 'qurp och malitrius är förlovade :)'

Huppu (party): usually lasts longer!!

Merioli (report): < Protection from Evil DOWN > [5:07] {Caster Huppu}

Xyloid tells you 'remind me, next time I think about opening a link that you
say 'do not', that you were right this time and I should never consider it
again.'

               the Highlander Chief, 447231 exp (party of 3)

(00:37) Ruffneck tells Kerpele, Aegis and you 'who should you whack unconsious
and fuck her brains out?'
(00:38) Ruffneck tells Aegis, Kerpele and you 'might have been a slight
misstell'

Stefan tells Crawe and you 'satan, den där borde man verkligen skalla
medvetslös och knulla'

|  607406: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon                              
|

Stefan [swe+]: ----------------------------------------------------------------
-----
Stefan [swe+]: A whore is a person who will give you expensive sex that
Stefan [swe+]: Ruffneck will give you for free.
Stefan [swe+]: ----------------------------------------------------------------
-----
[swe+]: Stefan ponder anakorni
Merioli (swe+): hahahaha :D

(18:04) Chickity tells you 'oh sounds good to me'
(18:04) Chickity tells you 'i got to wait for ssmud to wake up. so i can get
the organs'
(18:04) You tell Chickity 'HAHA'
(18:04) You tell Chickity 'I read 'orgasms''
(18:04) You tell Chickity 'almost asked 'wow, multiples?' :D'
(18:04) Chickity tells you 'HAHAHAHA'

Teddybear shouts 'Ssmud should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'

[21:36]:Boot [wanted]: I'm woman with tits and nice tight belly revealing
tanktop, take me for expa
[21:36]:Merioli (wanted): you're a sprite, you cant tank undead pigeons in ocp
=P
Arnac tells you 'thx dude now u made me think sprite the grandma in tanktop
:D'

[21:53]:(swe+): Merioli åker till new york.
[21:53]:(swe+): Ruffneck gives suspicious looks to everyone.
[21:54]:Stefan [swe+]: jag och arno har öppningsfest på vår nya porrklubb
'Lite i Gången' på nyår
[21:54]:Stefan [swe+]: Tommen har lovat hålla öppningstal, och öppningsdans
[21:54]:Merioli (swe+): och öppningsrunket står du för?
[21:54]:Stefan [swe+]: Runeaxe
[21:54]:(swe+): Merioli lets out an 'ah' of comprehension.
[21:55]:Ruffneck (swe+): of coz
[21:55]:Stefan [swe+]: han har tränat i 20år och är erfaren och kan komma på
nedräkning
[21:55]:Merioli (swe+): haa
[21:55]:Stefan [swe+]: vilket är viktigt, eftesom tommen kommer att svinga
kuken som en pendel medan publiken ropar '4-3-2-1'!

Info: The "A mysterious force blocks your way. Report a wizard." message is
about to vanish forever.

Shinarae tells you 'your shelter is making players outside think there is a
bug'

Raven Guard shouts 'Thanks Tyril, I still need 5k for next level!'

[02:28]:Krzysiek (party): ok something big and evil
[02:28]:Tixe [party]: burgle
[02:28]:Tixe [party]: reddist
[02:28]:Krzysiek (party): tixe how much exp on you ?
[02:28]:Tixe [party]: asmo
[02:28]:Tixe [party]: 130k
[02:28]:Krzysiek (party): ok not much
[02:28]:Tixe [party]: dont kill me!
*

Ruffneck (party): i blast you my disc it!

Matriam tells you 'skrynglika glader ar modet nu'

(02:36) Smurf shouts 'Grimpold's BLOOD tasted good!'

(23:27) Spid tells Ruffneck and you 'hmm gf has icecream'
(23:27) Spid tells Ruffneck and you 'erm wife'

You may now join the nuns guild in Abbess office.

thanks demicore :)

Tyril (party): wow.. gotten some good loads

Matriam [party]: fitt bombur spammar newbie questions

Ghost of Conquer (party): i could lead better than this and i dont eevn know
what im doing

Conquer {wanted}: you dont own me tixe! i just broke up with entor yesterday

Conquer {wanted}: amd lets make out

always knew he was a fruitcake, just afraid to admit it!

Blayke {nightlife+}: i think this is broken...its night, i have infravision
but i cant see dick :D
*

Bippo {party}: first we bleed from our arses, then nina tosses blaykes salad
before soth, whats after soth?

[05:49]:Bippo {party}: where is my salad? :(
[05:50]:Brillo {party}: in the garden, get pickin bitch!

Headway tells you 'you're very good :P

[22:18]:Desos [nightlife+]: But what colour are you?
[22:19]:Mortos [nightlife+]: uh
[22:19]:Mortos [nightlife+]: i'm white as a sheet last time i checked
[22:19]:Merioli (nightlife+): =D
[22:19]:Desos [nightlife+]: Yeah, that won't work. Thanks for applying though.
[22:19]:Merioli (nightlife+): only brothers are accepted.
[22:19]:Mortos [nightlife+]: are there any black people on batmud? heh

Robinhood {druids}: how do you get out of the mud pit? :P

[00:57]:Tyril (party): merioli want a good laugh?
[00:57]:Tyril (party): i made aliases.. not commands
[00:57]:Tyril (party): thats why i died

[00:49]:Ghost of Tyril (party): w
[00:49]:Ghost of Tyril (party): forgot to run
[00:49]:Merioli (party): hahahaha
[00:49]:Merioli (party): Tyril accepted raise dead

(00:32) Ruffneck tells you 'mine'
(00:32) Ruffneck tells you 'min'
(00:32) Ruffneck tells you 'pust'
(00:32) You tell Ruffneck 'kg/h? :D'
(00:32) Ruffneck tells you 'hohoi :D'
(00:32) You tell Ruffneck 'kilogram i timmen, haha'
(00:32) You tell Ruffneck 'kb/s?'
(00:32) You tell Ruffneck 'menar du?'
(00:32) Ruffneck tells you 'ye'
(00:32) You tell Ruffneck 'hahaha'

(00:12) Tyril tells you '2 trill rings.. fucking sick'
(00:13) Tyril tells you 'and with 2 trilloch rings, you could keep some nice
party saving spells in there'
(00:13) You tell Tyril '12x true party heal'
(00:13) Tyril tells you 'expensive'
(00:13) You tell Tyril 'so what, preparation is only a matter of trigging ;)'
(00:14) Tyril tells you 'wait.. you can store more than one spell in there at
a time?'
(00:14) Tyril tells you 'fuck.. i fucked that up ;)'
(00:14) Tyril tells you 'shit.. i could've done so much better :P'

Freld tells you 'well my rl name IS Thomas Svensk, that does mean i can NEVER
fail in swedish!'

Chizra tells you 'ja ska satta en bomb under din valkomst matta'

You SAVAGELY SHRED Raktar.

You BRUTALLY TEAR snake.

withing minutes in my first real offtank party, as gnoll..

GNOLL POWAH!

Bamse säger:
Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking.
Jeremy Piven

Fen tells you 'läget?'

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a
mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window
pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a
device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
<BoZmAn20> wait
<BoZmAn20> Shit.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<HajuuNOT-NZ> im going on a date tommorow :/
<HajuuNOT-NZ> not sure why
<cai> Parents haven't had that talk with you yet, I see

<Psyfive> I call my penis Dick Cheney
<Psyfive> yesterday it shot someone in the face

(18:17) Ruffneck tells you 'men clair är väl bra att ha det hade jag int'
(18:17) You tell Ruffneck 'hur kan du inte ha det som demon?'
(18:17) You tell Ruffneck 'rasen har juh fan clair :)'
(18:17) Ruffneck tells you 'sidu :D'
(18:17) You tell Ruffneck 'fyllo'

[15:17]:Merioli (swe+): man kanske borde flytta till luderbygget
[15:18]:Merioli (swe+): snygga ortsnamn
[15:19]:Hentaikillen [swe+]: jag brukar vara i en sommarstuga på långkuksnäset
[15:20]:Merioli (swe+): i hopp om tillväxt? :)
[15:20]:Hentaikillen [swe+]: man vet ju aldrig...

Yuras [wanted]: what is command for pick water lily?

Desert Eagle is a level 13 eternal of the Titan race.
Plan:
>Yarr, I kick some serious ass despite my low level! Ask for off-exp!

[22:17]:Nobbs [chat]: i think of crashes when i touch myself

Marcus: Vänta vänta, jag ska göra ett random-försök!
Jocke: Vadå, ska du ragga?

You tell Headway 'heh, and I thought I was being clear :P'
Headway tells you 'yes but remember that I'm a woman!'

You tell Ruffneck (*more coffeeh!*) 'o nu fick du rätta?!'
Ruffneck tells you 'neh sket i de! :D:D'

Ruffneck tells you 'heyhh'
Ruffneck tells you 'va fan'
Ruffneck tells you 'ropade spår 3 2ggr fast det är ju spår 12'
Ruffneck tells you 'va fan håller jag på med :D'

"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's
not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)

Aegis tries to kick Atomska,  but obviously slept during his martial-arts
lessons.

(15:12) Runeaxe tells you 'Through pitch black smoke a dark muscular figure
arrived on a red-eyed demon horse. The moist naked maiden
let out a brief yelp of horror and stared shocked at the brutal warrior.
Suddenly the booming voice of the horsebacked anti-hero
echoed, "My name is David. Come with me if you want to live."'

Desos [swe+]: Mhm räknar nog Marcus som svenne :)

(13:10) Spid tells you 'erm :p'
(13:10) Spid tells you 'well i was trying to talk gf into las vegas for
honeymoon :)'
(13:10) Spid tells you 'not sure its working well.. shes not that keen and i
aint told her its a mud meet yet :)'

(17:35) Atomska tells you 'civoknaj@yahoo.com'
(17:35) Atomska tells you 'plz'


what did I do to deserve this? :/

(17:16) Atomska tells you 'say I want to join your party already!'
You tell Atomska 'hum'
You tell Atomska 'ooooooooooooooookay'
You tell Atomska 'but hum, I need to go in 20mins :/'
You tell Atomska 'so it's kind of short.'
You tell Atomska 'I better not'
(17:21) @Atomska gives you the finger.
You tell Atomska 'oh really'
You tell Atomska 'well fuckoff then, that's the last time I even consider
joining your parties.'
(17:22) Atomska tells you 'i'd reconsider that!'
You tell Atomska 'hey, fuckoff.'
(17:23) Atomska tells you 'or else?'
You tell Atomska 'dont give me the finger and advice me what to do'
(17:29) Atomska tells you 'or else I will pkill you'
(17:29) Atomska tells you 'I mean I will pkill you'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) 'didnt I just tell you to fuck off? What's not
clear about that?'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) '1) take an english lesson'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) '2) fuck off, dra åt helvete, haista vittu'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) 'comprende?'
(17:30) Atomska tells you 'I think those 20mins passed'
(17:30) Atomska tells you 'so you are liar'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) '3) LEARN THE CLOCK:'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) '10mins ago I told you I had to leave in
20mins.'
(17:31) Atomska tells you 'i'm cet time not eet!'
(17:32) Atomska tells you 'idiot'
You tell Atomska (*cevi&prove*) 'what the FUCK has that got to do with time
having PASSED since I said something?'
Atomska tells you 'I just cant remember'

Jag tycker inte man ska ha sex i tv. Det är privat, säger Linda Rosing.

Kawasa is a level 1 mortal of the Troll race.
He was created Sun Jan 08 12:37:40 2006 and he is 8s old.
He has been on for 23s, idle 1s.
He is an elder nun.
He has no plan.

[01:58]:Gotrek (bat): förresten, till och med stefan kan suga min kuk i kväll
=)

Stefan [swe+]: då kanske jag summar mig till silja line och forceknullar dig i
arslet!

Info: Gotrek is now a gnoll.

hellre råg i ryggen än säd i byxan.

It was late friday evening, and the conversation that took place is the truth,
nothing but the truth, so help me god.. (and he wasn't even drunk!)

Merioli: -"That's general finnish mentality, if you cant do it perfectly, you
dont do it at all"
Ruffneck: -"Yes, that's why I've always wondered why they still play
ice-hockey!"

The whole bar went quiet and Ruffneck turned red..

Ruffneck: -"Shit, did I just say that?"

Yours truly,

Meri

Kawasa tells you 'iam library'

Andthi [party]: Det är bra att spruta pappa

Info: Kawasa recovers from link death.
You tell Kawasa 'exp!'
Kawasa tells you 'wait till you are big and fuck them in the ass'
Kawasa tells you 'im at library,cant do exp'

Blackstar tells you 'ok, turn me down you're some level 51 p0nk ass and I was
offering as a favor'

Myrier blows you.

Gotrek tries to go east but is scared
shitless by the watchdog and thus fails.

(13:14) Conquer tells you 'it would have been more fun'
(13:15) Conquer tells you 'if this hot girl didnt hit my phone, while i was
video aping her peeing :D'
(13:15) Conquer tells you ':DDDDD'

Headway tells you 'I can usually open my mouth when needed :)'

(00:29) Nuane tells you 'wtf i've been fucking up stucc and shit awhen i was
aware'
(00:29) Nuane tells you 'adsjflksdfjlsdfj'
(00:29) Nuane tells Calada, Kyynel and you 'and i still cant type'
(00:29) Nuane tells Calada, Kyynel and you 'hahaha'
(00:29) Nuane tells Calada, Kyynel and you 'i passed out and i leader some
shit'

[11:53]:Dogi (wanted): anyone have wax?

[23:25]:Gotrek {wanted}: my name stat citadelgloves
[23:26]:Gorge [wanted]: just go abuse soth some more
[23:26]:Gotrek {wanted}: Don't be upset, you'll go one day too kid.

Ruffneck tells you 'int fan vet ja'
Ruffneck tells you 'mera nubu än dig är jag ju!'

Desert jumps up and begins dancing, but it's the BALLET!
Desert runs away in shame.
Desert leaves northeast.
Desert left somewhere.

(14:46) Kerzebel tells you 'i have meeting with my ex :)'
(14:47) Kerzebel tells you 'hehe but im not sure is he after this ,)'

Det är bara exp, det är värre när man blir disintegratad!

Headway tells you 'ah I was wrong, 

Ruffneck (party): va fan någon av er med summon måste ju flytta till bullerbyn

Spongebob tells you 'party?'

Ruffneck (party): ska springa över nå jävla fitt fatten

You tell Viko (*growl soth*) 'might.. how much are ya donating?'
Viko tells you '500k most likely, could do 400 or maybe 600 too :)'
You tell Viko (*growl soth*) 'no you're not.'
You tell Viko (*growl soth*) 'you MIGHT be donating 500e, but not 500k :)'
Viko tells you 'hfdjalkhdajl 500 e I mean :D'

[03:32]:Ruffneck {swe+}: jahas se fer man inte smn och negon har frstrt mina
aao

[14:06]:Ruffneck {swe+}: jag tjänar så mycket så jag väcker 16åringars lusta

Habbar tells you 'I think gotrek and duke should be force married and then
 we could make bets how long untill they divorce'

Grimsh tells you 'tror int att kalle eller patte har slickat mig på pungen
 :P'

Ruffneck {party}: ALVESAT ÄR STRÖMLÖST
Ruffneck {party}: voi ballehora

Ruffneck tells you 'vi börkar spela på en ny server istället från lvl
 1!!'

Stefan tells you 'köpt laptop och satt upp wlan i hela huset så jag kan
 springa til nå lugnt hörn!'

http://www.wowguru.com/ui/nurfed-ui/

Due to a warp in the space time continuum, your universe has overlapped with
another, parallel universe, similar to your own. As a result, exact
duplicates,
clones, of Murrough have been brought into this universe, and have declared
war on Murrough!

Tixe [swe+]: whats this Groke character?

Small drider shouts 'That'll teach Peelo to mess with ME!'.

Gotrek offers his staff of lerethin to his own the Black Book of Armaments.

Gotrek (party): remember how to make handgrenaed?
Gotrek (party): dig and hm and stuff

Gotrek (party): tf - if you dont need to see what you are leading

Gotrek (party): vem fan hittade pa dessa requirements

(23:04) Boysen tells you 'any swe+ members on'
(23:04) Boysen tells you 'i have lifetime membership and cant join'

Lampsa tells you 'i will start pkilling you if you overtake me in exp
 before bat's bday. consider this a warning!'

Torc [party]: guess i should go to sleep, but waking up early sucks
Shar {party}: yeah, four more hours or so
Torc [party]: waking up late sucks aswell
Torc [party]: actually waking up sucks

first birth: Sun Feb 27 02:23:27 2005
second birth: Sun Feb 27 02:47:15 2005

Gunk tells you 'i might bring sleeping bag, i have been living with women  for
like 7 years, so i might spoon you or something'

Baal-Naygash shouts 'Maybe Burgle would be a challenge.'

KAWAII Warplol Engineer <skaven+>: I mean, some people call me disturbing but
a pig fucking a man in the ass is pretty
 high on the 'wtf' scale

Rauskis says 'apua, ruottin invaasio.'

Mortis says 'Intrested in rebirth eh? Just try 'rebirth' if you are man enough
for it.'

Blayke {wanted}: wanst min size to use reaver axes like troll and shit?
Merioli [wanted]: yah
You tell Blayke 'bigass'
Blayke tells you 'thats BIGDICK to you!'
You tell Blayke 'i meant bigass race to wield reaver akks'
Blayke tells you 'oh :P'

(16:01) Hannah tells you ':D'
(16:01) Hannah tells you 'oh'
(16:01) Hannah tells you 'why did i type that! :)'

Gotrek {swe+}: VART ligger de, i dina jävla asianporr eller

Marley [swe+]: winamps shuffle shufflar random eller?

[02:45]:Thunk [chat]: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant
manner is that one of the tiger gm?

Thunk Smiling is a level 93 mortal of the Tinmen race.
He was created Sat Sep 29 15:39:27 2001 and he is 145d, 9h, 52min and 37s old.
He has been on for 9h, 1min and 23s, idle 1s.
He forwards mail to another account.
He has killed: A drider, 84166 exp
               Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader, 533441 exp (party of 9)
He has no plan.

Kyynel sings: 'War is TOTAL massacre, sport the war, war SUPPOORT!!!' (War
Ensemble)
You feel meek. Certainly NOT victorious.
Kyynel is full of battle rage!
Torc is full of battle rage!

Ruffneck [party]: var är din flint and steel och sovsäck
Gotrek {party}: hade inte råd, byggde en stad och hälften betalade inte
tillaka
Gotrek SNICKERS.

Tyril tells you 'are they going to place the mages behind the good defender?
:P'

Fulgore eats a banana and throws the peel away.
Birdie slips on the peel, and seems to get a bit hurt.

Valentina exclaims 'NOO! Annihilator!'
Gotrek terrifies Valentina with her yell as she
 strikes Valentina's leg with amazing quickness.
Valentina is totally frozen with fear!
Gotrek lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Gotrek stops existing in this reality.
% test: expression syntax error: expected operand, found '='.
Gotrek is DEAD, R.I.P.

Gotrek {party}: this hits like a titan on crack iirc

Tyril tells you 'are you getting lade?'
You emote to Tyril 'huggles you warmly.'
Tyril tells you 'i cant beleive i just typed that'
You tell Tyril 'lade? :P'
Tyril tells you 'are you getting laid?'

Gotrek starts concentrating on a new skill.
A forked glass wand (3/100) explodes!
You hear ominous chanting from distance.
It almost sounds like Merioli trying to be evil. Hah!
You curse Merioli!
Ominous chanting echoes inside your head.

Greatorian [party]: hell if i'm going to do mage i need some int eqs

(15:57) Conquer tells you 'i like swedish boys'

Gotrek {party}: doppa ballen i trä-trallen

Gotrek {party}: fan jag är bra ful nu

Ruffneck [party]: ska porra lite i taket

Dogi {party}: yep lammas is right
Dogi {party}: ask brillo
Dogi {party}: he should be able to tank something

[16:22]:Gotrek {default+}: YO NIGGAS
[16:23]:Gotrek {default+}: WHATTUP BIG G IN DA HOUSE
[16:23]:Gotrek {default+}: MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE CATPISS!

Hobo [wanted]: what do you if you find santa?
Fizbuck [wanted]: me dogi, you hobo

Slut shouts 'Conquer just made my day!'

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

ICQ msg; .FIRST OF ALL I SEW UR BEAUTIFUL FOTO AND THANKS U ALOT BECUSE IT
MADE ME HAPPY.. WHEN I SAW U IWAS BORN AGAIN REALLY IT WAS A GREAT OCCASSION
WHEN SUCH PERSON LIKE U CAME THIS WORLD.

Delveling {sales}: paying 7m for a learstave with my name on it

Zenick [party]: need frostshields?
Shar (party): no, we're casting them for fun

Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'ta det lugnt karri jåå.'

Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'
Aegis darkly mutters darkly 'haistakaa VITTU.'

Culran (swe+): fan luktar naken ma-reinc det här

You feel great unity with your party members.
Wainamoinen mutters the holy words 'Ez' div' (dispel evil)
Air crackles as UNSEEN amount of holy power combines into Wainamoinen's spell.
A dispel evil hits you.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

Steelheart (bat): Muslim is about death:)

(15:57) Laaban tells you 'våga skjuta tuffet att göra mål'

Kharadus (party): can't cast if not enough sps

[02:35]:Vaaldor [newbie]: how do I use quick chant
[02:35]:Badhan [newbie]: automatically in use
[02:35]:Kalena the Helper [newbie]: its automatically in effect
[02:36]:Vaaldor [newbie]: I thought that it meant I had to type lesss
[02:36]:Kalena the Helper [newbie]: no it makes your spells go off faster

Onsdag kl 14:54 svensk tid. Då jävlar.

Brown pudding shouts 'Malicat should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher
challenge!'

Ruffneck [party]: inte så stor
Ruffneck [party]: Matriam goes UNCON!
Ruffneck [party]: oj
Ruffneck is now in the 1st row.
Guard shouts 'I butchered Matriam for breakfast, who's up for dinner?'
Info: Matriam dies.
Matriam dies.
[party]: Ruffneck hums a little tune.

Ghost of Ji [ghost]: some ppl i bad mood : malicat b4 learn to play mud leart
to talk

Conquer {default+}: i jsut asked my dad if ppl came from europe if they could
stay at our place and he said ok as long
as they dotn smoke pot

(17:33) Habbar tells you 'vem ska trösta knuttet ? :('

*

Habbar tells you 'Hej hur har du det i dag min kärlek ?^^'

what a cutie..

Kyynel [party]: i tried to boil some water but forgot to put water into pot :P

Raven Guard shouts 'Gildron dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'

 Habbar tells you 'han är inte så kärlek'

please, dont try and convince me you care, cause I dont.

Gotrek (party): jag lovar att inte springa iväg från dina homokläder, sluta
spamma :)

Gotrek (swe+): found 20y licensce for norton, now i gotta
Descad starts concentrating on a new spell.
Info: Gotrek goes link dead.

Farthon [party]: A shimmering dark forcefield blocks the exit to the eastern
tunnel. ... dunno if this is of any
revelance, hope its not the exit where you come from

Cutter [party]: YE SYE SSRGHFPASHOGÖNGÖDLFJGD

Cutter [party]: I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE dammit

Habbar tells you 'hej på dig kärlek'

Rixana tells you 'WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING?'

Ruffneck tells you 'hehe sku gå till batmuds hemsida skrev in www.thehun.net
av misstag .)'

Gotrek (swe+): jag drack 17 3.5or och gick in i ett vitrinskåp :)

Malicat tells Gotrek, Ruffneck and you 'It looks like Nate has his hand on
Merioli's cock!'

Klys dodges.
You smack Klys.
Baltzebub strokes Klys.
Baltzebub bashes Klys.
Huppu misses.
Klys BARBARICALLY RENDS you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
That really HURT!
#$%&&&! Klys tumbles your dodge.
Klys SAVAGELY SHREDS you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
That really HURT!
#$%&&&! Klys tumbles your dodge.
Klys CRUELLY DISMEMBERS you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
Klys knocks you.
Klys misses.

Sheik Descad {skaven+}: say C say A say M say E say L say C-A-M-E-L powah!

*Ruffneck gives head.

Ruffneck's face turns red as she hollers loudly, 'UNDEADS, MAKE MY DAY!'

Hifk (swe+): i'll come to visit turku if you win that game

Floppy tells you 'how much waino sword?'
Floppy tells you 'i dont know how much they go for'
Floppy tells you '100k'

Grimsh tells you 'I know the swedish anthem by heart but I dont know the
finnish anthem in finnish by heart.. feels totally ok by me..'

Chizra tells you 'jag är en idiot :)'

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better

Kawasa (party): tell me some good telnet program!

Runeaxe tells you 'skulle fan läsa på tent idag, utan krapul'

Gotrek tar dig i prutten

Tyril tells you 'this one time, i couldnt get laid, but david brought back
this bitch to the gutter where i was sleeping. yeah, i swore i'd never take
sloppy seconds, but this was 100% helsvensk fitta'

Laaban (wanted): someone who knows about orc scout tree quest :D

.Den hantverksmässiga delen 
av kärleken kallas sexualitet.. 
- Werner Mitsch 

Yehat tells Zipob and you 'davyyyy, davy merioli'

Gotrek (party): Full Sps
Gotrek (party): GOES!
Gotrek (party): DESTER REMOVE ALL!!!
Gotrek (party): 2
Gotrek (party): 1
Gotrek (party): swap!!
Gotrek (party): exc!

Belanthor tells Mardus and you 'boörje bör mötä örjan på hörnet'
Belanthor tells Mardus and you '-o'

Mardraum tells you 'språk finska du jävla alterfittan!'

 *@Mardus fucks you.

[23:57]:Merioli [turku+]: anyone going out today?
[23:57]:Jutom [turku+]: youre too late to ask those things
[23:58]:Jutom [turku+]: people go out before 21..
[23:58]:Merioli [turku+]: too late? :P
[23:58]:Merioli [turku+]: yeah RIGHT :)
[23:58]:Jutom [turku+]: everyone is already having fun
[23:58]:Merioli [turku+]: no one in their right mind goes out at 21, means you
have to kill 7h in the pub
[23:58]:Jutom [turku+]: ok, between 21 and 22.30
[23:58]:Merioli [turku+]: oh, well I dont pass out at 2230 anymore :P
[23:58]:Merioli [turku+]: you 17 or smth?
[23:59]:Jutom [turku+]: yeees...
[23:59]:Merioli [turku+]: figured.

You tell Habbar (*slasher*) and Kape (*mixing*) 'meowwwwwwww'
Habbar tells Kape and you 'miu'
Kape tells Habbar and you 'woof'
You tell Habbar (*slasher*) and Kape (*mixing*) 'Oulu's finest!'
Kape tells Habbar and you 'i ate a dog, and it's still barking :('
You tell Habbar (*slasher*) and Kape (*mixing*) 'I did that too once, then I
fed it with polly crackers and it went quiet'
Habbar tells Kape and you 'one time i was gonna say miu but then i said lol
and the other person was like omg'
Kape tells Habbar and you 'heh'
You tell Habbar (*slasher*) and Kape (*mixing*) 'I remember! then I said plz
omg what lol u said was miu really, ok woof?'
Habbar tells Kape and you 'ues :D'
Kape tells Habbar and you 'then all said rofl'

Where who when what why?

(01:07) Gotrek tells you ',----------------------------------------------------
----------------------.'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '| Time             Killed by                        
                      |'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '|----------------------------------------------------
----------------------|'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '| 21 Feb - 22:50   Merioli the Clone                
                      |'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '| 22 Feb - 00:02   Merioli the Clone                
                      |'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '| 22 Feb - 00:53   Merioli the Clone                
                      |'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '| 22 Feb - 00:54   Merioli the Clone                
                      |'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '| 22 Feb - 01:03   Josefin                          
                      |'
(01:07) Gotrek tells you '`----------------------------------------------------
----------------------''

(22:50) Merioli shouts 'Thanks Gotrek, I still need 5k for next level!'

Illusia tells you 'there was a pic of your dick on the internet'

hmm..

I am certainly not!


!!!

Tyril tells Gotrek and you 'i told a girl 'visa fittan så får du popcorn' the
other day at the bar'

Gotrek tells Tyril and you 'what happened'

Tyril tells Gotrek and you 'she wasnt drunk enough and told me she was going
to get her boyfriend to kick my
 ass'

Ruffneck [swe+]: lite halvpinsamt nog den där top deaths

Ruffneck [swe+]: jag tycker vi inte ska använda det kommandot

consult me for translations.

Mandrake tells you 'wake up at 1pm, puked to floor and i was still drunken :)'

At least one fin that keeps up the boozingspirit! :D

Nemi tells you 'omg this reincin sucks!'

Nemi 'Sticky' Slut is a level 35 mortal of the Elf race.

hihi =)

(15:26) Gotrek tells you 'har plockat in all tvätt i skåpen, nu dricker jag te
:)'
(15:26) Gotrek tells you 'dammsög lite smått!'

Time is the fire in which we burn.

Ruffneck. sug den blå!

Back in Stockholm, visiting Ruffneck.. The neverding money source since I lost
my creditcard.. I also managed to sneak into a club using his ID, damn, do I
look that old? :/

Back at my old job at the restaurant, and I got sentenced to "computer" work
all day long, too bad.. ;)

Ruffneck + Gotrek = POJKAR I TUNNELBANA!

Buksvågrar=pojkar som delar sexuellt överförbrar sjukdomar.

Gotrek+Ruffneck=100% buksvågrar.

Jag vill ha trekant med Ruffneck Neffruck och Gotrek Snorkråka. Snälla?

Feeling generally fucked up right now due to boogers in my noose, headache and
a soar fucking throat, BUÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄH! :/

Gotrek tells you 'jo satte just på dig'

Rolig blog.

At Ruffneck's place in Stockholm right now, I just go back and forth and dont
seem to spend even a week in the same place, hehe, something my family finds
quite annoying too since I often dont even tell when I'm going or how long I'm
staying.

But tomorrow, tomorrow my friends, I'm going back to the lost land Finland
with Ruffneck and maybe Gotrek, we'll see how his fever turns out.

Chili sin carne coming up, gotta run!

/Meri (horny)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Nuff said.

Going out for a few hours of rantalentis and then maybe late lunch with mom,
gatekeeper scheduled with warrior+ today.

Otherwise, life's just shit right now.

/Meri

Just woke up and trying to sell my thana voulge.. Wonder what to do today,
reinc?

Never ever going to do 1-2-3-4-5-whatever number of eq-pieces less then 9 in
an EQ party, EVER, AGAIN, so dont bother inviting me if you're not planning on
doing something for EVERYONE in the party you're gathering.

Had a little mishappening today where we did Alysia and then when we got to
the 2nd monster people started bailing out so we ended up dicing two 2m+ eq's
on 9 man, SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK and SUCK, that's what it is.

Otherwise, yeah today went well, Gotrek lead thana which was a pain itself
with all the hpmountain elementals, but was fun to get to kill one of the
bigger mobs in game.
Now, sleep, see ya tomorrow, gatekeeper awaits!

/Meri

Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish Mardus could remort, I'd rebirth and things'd go back to the happy
fluffy times we had in here a few years ago... sniff.

Mardus just set me up with a box of laughs, that guy just keeps my world going
sometimes, kiss'n huggles to ya dude! :)

              zzz.

Would not the world be a much better place if everyone could just believe what
one and another said?

I'm serious here.. I mean, consider the fact that there was no lying, no
deception, no fiddling and cheating.

But nah, we'd miss all the fun, wouldnt we?

np: Rage against the machine - Fistful of Steel

Some speak the sounds
But speak in silent voices

Gimme a sailor, a whore, a box of matches and a pack of chewing gum and I'll
show you fun!

Cant sleep, someone put me to sleep, please?

Hitting the sack.. The sack back home for the first time in two weeks, right
now I feel so confused, *sigh*.

psay Death effects gone.
I wish there was easier choices to make, easier life to live and more beer in
my fridge.

Over and out.

/Meri.

Back home. Dunno what to feel, well I hope I'm going to get more then 4h sleep
tonight and that I'll know a little bit more about my future 6months when I
wake up tomorrow, there's a lot I want, not much I'll get though. sigh.

At Ruffnecks place, planning to do a few points of experience and maybe some
eq, and then couscous too, of course!

Sitting in Mardus place after some drinking with him, Yehat (Khamon) and
Zipob, was nice to see some finnish guys and do some bs talk :) now I'm
getting sleepy, plane back to sweden leaves at 2 tomorrow..

the former blog made by me was a strictly personal opinion, since someone
thought I was actually serious I have to point out that I wasnt really serious
when saying that the blogs should be made english only, it was just a wish,
since I get too curious when reading finnish ones =)

BLOGS SHOULD BE MADE ENGLISH ONLY!

Until now I havent thought about exactly how much gas one can pass without
making too much noise, but I bet Andrew has a whole thesis on the subject,
where is Andrew btw? :(

Quote: " Mardus tells you 'yeah, let's get some beer, food, get the comps
going, drink salmiakkikossu and beer, have hot gay sex, play pool, etc' "

I figure these blog thingies are going to be created like once or twice per
regen, just normal bullshit, and I bet no one is going to continue reading
after the first five ones, MUAH!

Wonder if I get to see some other mudders then Mardus in tampere, maybe we can
lure them into coming to his place tomorrow night, just for ONE (yah right)
beer and a quick chat!

Btw, me and Mardus have plans on starting escort services so if you happend to
know any good looking ~20 year old females that wants to pay for the company
of two losers, give either of us a tell.

Mardus fav male artist is Michael Bolton, he usually slips into his silk
pyjamas at late friday night with a hot cup of tea, listen to Michael and
dream away in poetry about love and joy.

Someone just complained about their uninteresting life, a guy I've been
waiting to meet for a few years that's really one of my closest friends on
here, but he's good at bs'ing about himself, he's actually pretty cool.

My lover, Mardus, is who I'm talking about.

Damn I need to download some music.. Pissing razors maybe, yeah.. that'll be
it..

Thanks to Dino and Durand for this blog thingie, it's gonna be lotsa fun I bet
:)

*shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiver*

Mmm this choc pud is sooooooo delicious.. yummie!

At Nina's place now and visiting a little vermin kin of mine tomorrow in
Tampere, lets see if I come back alive...

Just had chicken and rice, and then chocolate pud as dessert, beat that you
silly mofo!