Dear MUD,
  today I tried to exp. It ended when gf wanted sex so I asked for 3mins to
study etc sell loots. After done in 2 minutes I had a minute to go to
bedroom. Then something extraordinarily weird happened:

Gf says: 'I'm not sure if I'm horny after all...'
So, I replied with 'Are you sure?' and she got mad, sat up and left.

  Now I'm sitting here alone on the computer baffled, horny and unable to
understand women. Being able to understand is hard, and taking into
consideration what just happened I say it is just straight impossible!