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Posted: 11 Mar 2024 00:32 [ permalink ]
11/03/2024 0:31...
Total of 1000160154 experience spent on character.
Posted: 10 Mar 2024 14:39 [ permalink ]
X tells you 'ARJALAN PAISTI uunissa'
X tells you 'niinku jutskut konsanaan'
Posted: 09 Mar 2024 05:50 [ permalink ]
(05:45) Deathwish tells you 'what is a gray whatsdis'
(05:49) You tell Deathwish (dying) 'hmm?'
Posted: 07 Mar 2024 20:53 [ permalink ]
(20:51) Elwyk tells you 'ostin jo 5% exp ratea! =)'
(20:52) Elwyk tells you 'joo, pitää pitää huoli et ryyppää sen alas ennen
reinkkiä'
(20:52) Elwyk tells you 'pysyyköhän se voimassa yli boottien? =)'

Selvähän se on, päissään se on.
Posted: 07 Mar 2024 16:29 [ permalink ]
?lwyk tells you 'siis oma tankki. tää baarimestari on ilmeisesti vetäny omia
viinojaan, ku juoksee ite joka roundi viel ottamaan otsaansa ylimääräsen hitin
mitä ei edes pitäis olla olemassa =)' (Thu Mar 07 16:29:13 2024)
Posted: 07 Mar 2024 14:22 [ permalink ]
As the darkness closed in around him, Glaurung came to understand the true
cost of his actions. With a heavy heart, he vowed to atone for his sins and
devote his remaining days to undoing the harm he had wrought upon the world.

And though the Witchstone remained lost to the ages, its legacy endured as a
cautionary tale of the dangers of unchecked ambition and the seductive allure
of darkness, serving as a reminder that true power comes not from dark magic,
but from the strength of one's character and the bonds of community.
Posted: 07 Mar 2024 13:09 [ permalink ]
You tell Elwyk 'susta tulee mudijulkkis'
You tell Elwyk 'ainii oot jo, saat vaa mainetta enempi'
Elwyk tells you 'nimmareita rixx masiinalla tänään klo 14:00'

Posted: 07 Mar 2024 13:07 [ permalink ]
Le Petite Mort
---------------
Kers Lake, its beautiful vista of magnificent view of the most untouched wild
nature you have ever seen!
It's a marvel! It's a sight! More bushes than your poor eyes can handle!
Wait a second! There's something in the bushes!
"What the fuck?!" You scream!
KERSLAKE!
*orgasm*

(C) Elwyk 2024
Posted: 04 Mar 2024 10:36 [ permalink ]
Paavo Lipponen On Mafia
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Paavo Lipponen on bandit!!!!! maahanmuuttajamies huusi Espalla lähettäen
varikset lehmuksista lentoon mustina lehahtaen pois puistos...
Paavo Lipponen on bandit!!!!!
maahanmuuttajamies huusi Espalla
lähettäen varikset lehmuksista lentoon mustina
lehahtaen pois puistosta
välittämättä siitä tosiasiasta
että keskikesän mahlaa tippui ärsyttävästi polkupyöräilijöiden päälle puista
heidän paetessaan työpaikoiltaan kohti tutumpia kaupunginosia.
Mies kaiketi viittasi ulvonnallaan siihen
että tuo nykyään jo politiikan parista poistunut mörkö
olisi jonkinlainen rosvo, roisto tai ryöväri.
Asiasisällöstä huolimatta
hänen huutonsa säpsäytti myös lamppuharjojaan ulkoiluttavat mummot
jotka kaikkosivat kadulta
kompastuen epähuomiossa Esplanadin arvovaltaisiin ja vanhoihin mukulakiviin.
Paavo Lipponen on mafia!!!!
hän kiekaisi tällä kertaa
ja näytti siltä ettei ymmärtänyt täysin sanomansa sisältöä
mutta tiettyä kylmyyttä ja määrittämätöntä katkeruutta hänen kannanotostaan
oli selvästi kuultavissa
ainakin jos ei sattunut ensimmäistä kertaa todistamaan hänen kävelevää
keskustelufoorumiaan.
Urbaanin legendan mukaan hänen autonsa oli joskus pöllitty
mutta kissalanpojat eivät laitoksellaan suhtautuneet asianomistajan murheeseen
asiaan kuuluvalla vakavuudella
joten hän menetti totaalisesti malttinsa
joutuessaan pommien keskeltä muuttamaan paperisodan bunkkereihin
kamppailemaan byrokratian
tuon demokratian vittumaisen ja harmaantuneen serkun kanssa
ymmärtämättä että silmä silmästä -ajattelutapa
ei välttämättä istu hyvin yhdessä lempeämpien lakipykälien kanssa.
Paavo Lipponen on bandit!!!
hänen huutonsa kaikui täydellisen tavanomaisessa kesäpäivässä
niin että vanhempi hippipariskuntakin ymmärsi viimein lopettaa Beatlesin
tanssi- ja laulutuokion 
Runebergin patsaan vieressä
he unohtivat pulunpaskan maalaamat kiharat kansallisrunoilijan poskipäillä
ja tuijottivat tuota tuntematonta miestä
jota ymmärsivät yhtä vähän
kuin rakkauden todellista sanomaa.
Paavo Lipponen on mafia!!
hän vapautti epätoivonsa kuultavaksi
äänellä jota ei helposti unohda
ikään kuin uskomatta itsekään enää asiaansa
hän kiljaisi sen esille
ja tiesi ettei tulisi koskaan tapaamaan vanhaa autoaan
vaikka Etelä-Helsingin hipsteripoika raitapaidassaan tulisi lohduttamaan
ja tarjoaisikin kupin espressoa Havis Amandan pyöreiden kankkujen lainehtiessa
kohti Apteekkarin taloa
kuin kiusallaan.
Tässä samassa maisemassa
kaupunginjohtaja tuijotti salaa tuon patsaan hedelmällisiä muotoja
läpi arvokkaiden lintubongauskiikariensa
tuntien kuinka kesätuulessa lepattavien vaaleiden khakihousujen haarovälissä
jokin alkoi vallattomasti jöpöttää
kuin lapsena uimarannan pukukopissa
jossa saattoi melkein haistaa vastikään vaihdetut
suolaisessa merivedessä uitetut bikinit.
Paavo Lipponen on bandit!
hän yritti vielä kerran Kauppatorin kohdalla
ja onnistuikin ajamaan kaupunginjohtajan pois parvekkeelta
painimaan takaisin Guggenheim-asioiden kanssa
ennen kuin ylitti välinpitämättömänä kadun
tietämättä että hänen takaansa ohitse lipuva klommoinen Honda Corolla
oli juurikin se sama auto joka häneltä katosi Vuosaaren metroaseman tuntumasta
kolme vuotta ennen tätä vaivaannuttavaa välikohtausta.
Vain avaimenperä oli kadonnut pois nipusta
joka usein oli kiikkunut Corollan virtalukossa
kuin hypnoterapeutin rauhoittava taskukello.
Posted: 29 Feb 2024 18:13 [ permalink ]
[18:07]:Acidia <suomi>: "Ainakin 104 ihmisen kerrotaan kuolleen ja 760
loukkaantuneen Israelin iskussa ruoka-apuautoilla. Palestiinalaissiviilit
olivat kerääntyneet hakemaan ruoka-apua, kun Israel avasi tulen."
[18:09]:Swing [suomi]: pahoja ne israelilaiset
[18:09]:Endure [suomi]: oikeutettu!
[18:09]:Endure [suomi]: remember the 6 billion
[18:10]:(suomi): Living praises everyone to the heavens up above.
[18:10]:Acidia <suomi>: tuolla suunnalla on kyllä menny hiekkaa pimppiin
monella, ja runsaita määriä
[18:10]:Tobe (suomi): ja pippeliin
[18:10]:Rhoads (suomi): ja persiisee varmaa kans
[18:12]:Acidia <suomi>: luovuttaiskohan hamas jos sinne linkoais tarpeeks ison
gazapanoksen.
Posted: 22 Feb 2024 10:49 [ permalink ]
You tell Dornier 'tikru on elämäntapa'

Dornier tells you 'se on vähän niinku semmonen että ole kuin se tyyppi joka
tappelee Jet Li:tä vastaan. ole olevinas kova mutta otat aina turpaan ja
jettiä ei vaan voita kukaan'
Posted: 22 Feb 2024 10:07 [ permalink ]
Knight of Ni tries to go north but is barred by Knight of Ni.

Knight of Ni leaves east.
Posted: 17 Feb 2024 22:42 [ permalink ]
Darker tells you 'Rhoads Oh, Los caminos al infierno están empedrados con
buenas intenciones es un eterno de nivel IV de la raza Vampiro.' (Sat Feb 17
21:01:56 2024)
Posted: 17 Feb 2024 18:57 [ permalink ]
Rhoads (report): Spawning ... please wait!
You sizzle with magical energy.
The crew rescue you!
Your fluid motions allows you to move without breaking concentration.
(main deck) On the deck of a War Galleon.

...wow! :)
Posted: 13 Feb 2024 20:47 [ permalink ]
Davian tells you 'no olen niin paavopesusieni =P'
Posted: 10 Feb 2024 21:30 [ permalink ]
Darker tells you '"markkanen" = batdollar'
Darker tells you 'mtell'
Posted: 29 Dec 2023 11:51 [ permalink ]
Happy Holidays!
https://www.bat.org/u/W7S
Posted: 21 Dec 2023 08:07 [ permalink ]
Cavebeast-saaga jatkuu...

(07:58) Droolah tells you 'fuuuuxk ei toiminu toi junanvessa, nyt siellä ui
mun monsteri aamupaska...'
(07:58) You tell Droolah 'CAVEBEAST'
(07:58) You emote to Droolah 'rolls on the floor laughing at you.'
(07:58) You tell Droolah 'jätkä niinku kehtas jättää cavebeastin sinne
uimaan!'
(07:58) Droolah tells you 'vittuko pietän naurua'
(07:58) You tell Droolah 'ei se oo mikää cevebeastin uima-allas saatana :D'
(07:58) You tell Droolah '*cavebeastin'
(07:58) Droolah tells you 'seukkia odottaa ullatuus'
(07:59) You tell Droolah 'ULLATUUUUS'

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(08:05) Droolah tells you 'aikjai jpku 50-60v ukko menossa tohon vessaan -
RATE MY FUCKING CAVEBEAST YOU PIECE OF SHIT! BUHAHAAAA'
Posted: 20 Dec 2023 19:21 [ permalink ]
[19:17]:Fuser {wanted}: who is the next bond
[19:17]:(wanted): Rhoads ?
[19:17]:Fuser {wanted}: wrong answer only
[19:17]:Blayke {wanted}: i hear its gonna be a girl
[19:17]:Eronk (wanted): I hope it's a woman
[19:17]:(wanted): Rhoads !
[19:17]:(wanted): Rhoads looks very sad.
[19:17]:Blayke {wanted}: FUSAH
[19:17]:Fuser {wanted}: i'm going with Donald James Trump
[19:17]:Moonmist (wanted): i just liked the names for the ladies as well then
[19:17]:Aruthra (wanted): ys girl on girl bond action, good thinking Eronk
[19:18]:Rhoads (wanted): so, blayke, fuser and their girlfriends are being
considered?
[19:18]:Fuser {wanted}: if me and blayke co-starred in a movie together
[19:19]:Lazarus (wanted): like aiden kid in senate room?
[19:19]:Fuser {wanted}: it would be titled: "FDNY Firefighter gets drunk and
assaults every patron at bar, lawyer from Chicago defends."
[19:19]:(wanted): Rhoads claps slowly.
[19:19]:Aruthra (wanted): Cobra Kai: FDNY/Chicago !
[19:19]:(wanted): Rhoads rolls on the floor laughing.
[19:19]:Blayke {wanted}: lol!
[19:20]:Blayke {wanted}: dont worry fusah, i got your BACK (in non homo way!)
[19:20]:Fuser {wanted}: or if we were super heroes
Posted: 17 Dec 2023 12:42 [ permalink ]
Blnk [party]: ARGH ENTTI POMPPAS DIMMISTÄ STOMPPAA FIRET MASKI PÄÄL MCDEMON
KAINALOSSA POWERHOURIL
Posted: 13 Dec 2023 02:11 [ permalink ]
[02:10]:Jkk (party): kerran viskasin yhe kompassin mereen ku olin kohon
kyydissä, ku viidettä tai kuudetta laivaa rapettii ja putos taas yks kompassi
lisää, olin et ei varmana enää
[02:10]:Jkk (party): ni se pysäytti laivan ja sukelsi perään
Posted: 14 Nov 2023 10:43 [ permalink ]
Darker on manne. IT-MANNE! Tässä todisteet:
Darker tells you 'HOIII KATO SIEE KUINKA MIUN KOOODI JUOKSEEEEE'
Darker tells you 'mie ilmotan miun koodin vermoooooooOooon'

HOJJJJ VELJEEEET! Kattokaa miun plokientryyyYYYYY! Eiks oo kommeeeeeeeEEE!
Posted: 13 Nov 2023 13:57 [ permalink ]
Why does Doomface always talk about himself in the third person?

Because Doomface believes that when you're as awesome as Doomface, even
pronouns should show respect!
Posted: 10 Nov 2023 10:24 [ permalink ]
Dornier tells you 'country rhoads, take me home to the place I belong west
virginia, mountain mama take me home, country rhoads'
Posted: 09 Nov 2023 13:26 [ permalink ]
Hear me now

Bearing down upon a path we choose
Chosen from the start living different rules
Existence something to cherish true
Will not succumb to doubts that I hold onto
Release the fear of my pain, in so much pain
Give me the will to fight
Every obstacle that I have inside
Release my fear and...

Hear me now
Words I vow
No fucking regrets
Fuck these chains
No god damn slave
I will be different
I'll stand here defiantly
My middle finger raised
Fuck your prejudice

All my life always I've felt alone
Conditioned to believe that I'm always wrong
Only truth will help to set me free
My every weakness I must turn into strength
Every rage, every tear
Hate in so much hate
Never that pain will bind me
Ask of myself if I've the will to unwind
Every rage and tear

Hear me now
Words I vow
No fucking regrets
Fuck these chains
No god damn slave
I will be different
I'll stand here defiantly
My middle finger raised
Fuck your prejudice

Carved upon my stone
I will go on
Patience, belief
Love will ascend

Just listen to it
Voice so true inside calling
To stand you up and march you on
Keep from falling
Let go your sorrow
Sun will shine, this I promise
Rising tommorow
Rising

Hear me now
I'm taking back the control of my
Life from society's hold, I vow
No more will I be a slave
Rise to challenge the whole human race
My spirit you cannot break
When we won't lose
Posted: 08 Nov 2023 12:57 [ permalink ]
X tells you 'ei oo menemista laharii enaa kait'
X tells you 'se kaadappa mulle kalja homo -kommentin jalkeen :D'
Posted: 06 Nov 2023 02:36 [ permalink ]
Bazil is a level 1 eternal of the Kobold race.
Posted: 04 Nov 2023 10:41 [ permalink ]
I. Ihmisen tulee pyrkiä toiminnassaan myötätuntoon ja empatiaan kaikkea
elollista kohtaan, järjen ja kohtuuden rajoissa.

II. Taistelu oikeudenmukaisuudesta on jatkuvaa ja välttämätöntä.
Oikeudenmukaisuuden tulee nousta lakien ja instituutioiden yläpuolelle.

III. Jokaisen keho on loukkaamaton ja vain hänen omassa päätäntävallassaan.

IV. Jokaisen vapautta on kunnioitettava, mukaanlukien oikeutta loukata. Jos
joku kajoaa toisen henkilökohtaiseen vapauteen, joutuu hän luopumaan myös
omasta vapaudestaan.

V. Uskomusten tulee pohjautua tieteelliselle maailmankatsomukselle. Kenenkään
ei tule vääristää tieteellisiä faktoja vastaamaan omia uskomuksiaan.

VI. Ihminen on erehtyväinen. Virheen tapahtuessa tulee hänen tehdä parhaansa
virheen korjaamiseksi ja tapahtuneiden vahinkojen hyvittämiseksi.

https://thesatanictemple.fi/
Posted: 04 Nov 2023 07:04 [ permalink ]
Lirppi {party}: happy to join many times again, good leads rhoads
Trement (party): thanks, was fun and good points, excellent leading rhoads (as
always)
Riojii [party]: Always a great party with Rhoads leading
Posted: 02 Nov 2023 00:06 [ permalink ]
What can I say?

Heretic (bat): ( )      (lounge) Lounge (deck).
Heretic (bat): orange plastic Jack-o-Lantern candy bucket, a stone fireplace,
a crystalline sphere and an iron firewood rack
Rabo [bat]: HAX
Heretic (bat): cant dock my ship since this event spawns shit inside it
Fonkensemble [bat]: wow
(bat): Heretic gives a thumbs up.
Posted: 01 Nov 2023 16:21 [ permalink ]
Ens <party>: you are a hero man
Ens <party>: a true hero
Ens <party>: you have no idea how special you are for doing that man
Posted: 26 Oct 2023 21:01 [ permalink ]
No idea, what to tell you
No idea, and no plan
 
Don't ask me about every inconsistency
Whether there's good or bad
What success and what failure is,
Who makes the rules for the game
 
No idea, what to tell you
No idea, and no plan
 
I can't even see anything but fog
I can't understand my own words anymore
Day by day I'm losing my handle on things.
I don't know which side I'm on.
 
No idea what to tell you
No idea if you ask me
No idea what to tell you
No idea and no plan
No idea what to tell you
No idea, maybe I'm too dumb
Posted: 25 Oct 2023 09:42 [ permalink ]
Reinhilda is a very tall woman dressed in leather. She has very short bright
blonde hair. Her facial features are harsh and she looks very strict. It seems
highly probable that she is an expert in wielding her whip and possible other
things.
She is in bad shape.
    Reinhilda's equipment:
Wielded in right hand: a leather whip
Both legs and upper body: a frightening black dress
Posted: 21 Oct 2023 16:35 [ permalink ]
Gargamel shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Ordos!'
Ghost of Ordos (ghost): rais
Stylus (ghost): stay out of eronks exp areas
Ghost of Ordos (ghost): MUAH!
Eronk (ghost): did you know? net worth of all mobs on smurville is about 75k
exp
Ghost of Ordos (ghost): fine none wants exp, theresa gets
Rhoads (ghost): beware, Gargamel hunts here

Olen nyypie
Exploraan Smurvilleä
Gargamel tappaa

Posted: 21 Oct 2023 09:10 [ permalink ]
Droolah tells you 'dont stop me im an ELF you fucking idiot!'
Posted: 20 Oct 2023 01:31 [ permalink ]
Badhan tells you 'mikä vitun addicted to gambling ku kerran käy vähä
pyöräyttään'
Posted: 18 Oct 2023 12:16 [ permalink ]
Prick your finger, it is done
The moon has now eclipsed the sun
The angel has spread its wings
The time has come for bitter things
Posted: 17 Oct 2023 08:22 [ permalink ]
The Man Who Fears The Runes
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(Dedicated to Endure)
(Verse 1)
In the shadowed woods, where darkness looms,
A warrior stands, in the pale of the moon,
He wields his axe, with a heart of stone,
The man who fears the runes, stands alone.

(Pre-Chorus)
With lightning eyes and thunderous screams,
He'll conquer all, and shatter dreams,
In a world of chaos, where the demons dance,
He'll take his chance, and seize his stance.

(Chorus)
The man who fears the runes, he's bound to fight,
In the depths of despair, where day turns to night,
With blood on his hands, and fire in his veins,
He'll break the chains, in the metal of the thrash.

(Verse 2)
Through ancient forests, where secrets hide,
He journeys forth, with nowhere to hide,
The runes have spoken, in cryptic verse,
He'll face the curse, with an unholy thirst.

(Pre-Chorus)
With lightning eyes and thunderous screams,
He'll conquer all, and shatter dreams,
In a world of chaos, where the demons dance,
He'll take his chance, and seize his stance.

(Chorus)
The man who fears the runes, he's bound to fight,
In the depths of despair, where day turns to night,
With blood on his hands, and fire in his veins,
He'll break the chains, in the metal of the thrash.

(Bridge)
In the maelstrom of chaos, he'll find his way,
Defying the gods, and the night and the day,
With a heart forged in steel, and a soul that's ablaze,
He'll face the inferno, in a relentless craze.

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
The man who fears the runes, he's bound to fight,
In the depths of despair, where day turns to night,
With blood on his hands, and fire in his veins,
He'll break the chains, in the metal of the thrash.

(Outro)
In the chaos and fire, his legend's unfurled,
A warrior of destiny, in the thrash metal world,
The man who fears the runes, now stands tall,
Defying the darkness, he conquers it all.


Lyrics by your favourite A.I.
Posted: 17 Oct 2023 07:43 [ permalink ]
[16:07]:Ahvensurma [suomi]: Tiedätkö muuten miksi salakuljettajat ajelee
paskoilla veneillä ja liian suurella täyttöasteella?
[16:08]:Tonto {suomi}: vähemmän asiakaspalautuksia
Posted: 16 Oct 2023 20:01 [ permalink ]
[20:01]:Gurd [party]: melkein uskalsin mennä samuin alakertaan eilen, sit tuli
puu pöksyyn ja juoksin huonseen ja menin ld

[20:01]:Gurd [party]: *samurain
[20:01]:Gurd [party]: ja *pupu

[20:01]:Gurd [party]: jne
Posted: 04 Aug 2023 07:02 [ permalink ]
The Malician Funeral
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Beneath the veil of night, a somber dirge resounds,
Through ancient woods, where shadows dance, unbound.
Behold the Malician Funeral, a sight to behold,
As mournful souls gather, tales of darkness to be told.

The death of mankind looms in the void,
A symphony of despair, the world destroyed.
The heavens weep, the stars refuse to shine,
In this apocalyptic dusk, humanity's decline.

Embrace the abyss, where all hope dies,
As embers of life fade and wither in the skies.
Bitter winds whisper, tales of doom unfold,
At the Malician Funeral, the end of days foretold.

In the cold embrace of sorrow's abyss,
The mourners clad in black, their hearts remiss.
In ruins, we stand, this desolate land,
The death of mankind, an omen so grand.

The death of mankind looms in the void,
A symphony of despair, the world destroyed.
The heavens weep, the stars refuse to shine,
In this apocalyptic dusk, humanity's decline.

Embrace the abyss, where all hope dies,
As embers of life fade and wither in the skies.
Bitter winds whisper, tales of doom unfold,
At the Malician Funeral, the end of days foretold.

Sacrilegious shadows dance among the graves,
As darkness swallows all, devouring like waves.
The death of mankind, the final requiem,
In this blackened symphony, no prayers redeem.

Embrace the abyss, where all hope dies,
As embers of life fade and wither in the skies.
Bitter winds whisper, tales of doom unfold,
At the Malician Funeral, the end of days foretold.

As the last ember dies, and the night descends,
The death of mankind, a chapter that ends.
In the void, we remain, souls entwined,
At the Malician Funeral, the death of mankind enshrined.



Posted: 29 Jun 2023 10:18 [ permalink ]
"And if I had the opportunity to live my life again
Then I would've repeated every single fucking mistake
Except I'd had a smile on my lips and it would've been ten times worse"
Posted: 02 Jun 2023 07:05 [ permalink ]
You tell Droolah 'kohta kahvia ja sitte synnyttämään cavebeastia'
Droolah tells you ':D'
You tell Droolah '=D'
Droolah tells you 'cavebeast'
You tell Droolah 'söin taas pari leipää eilen'
You tell Droolah 'btw'
Droolah tells you 'wanha kunnon ancient aamupeto'
You tell Droolah 'ues'
Droolah tells you 'yon kirouksitten saattelema ja pahuuden ilmentyma
paskamaakari'
Posted: 30 May 2023 13:05 [ permalink ]
A huge glowing EYE stares intently at Spearhead from the sky.
Upornik (bat): probed?
Kuunkukka [bat]: that must be Sauron, beckoning you to the dark side
Kuunkukka [bat]: no other possible explanation
(bat): Rhoads gives a thumbs up to Kuunkukka.
Rhoads (bat): yeah Sauron wants Spearhead to join the dark side... I hear he
has milk and cookies
Kohothegreat {bat}: on paper? unbreaded!

A booming voice suddenly speaks 'Hello .. uh *knock* is this on? Yes, hello.
It is I, the god LAS. So I heard there's been some tempting to evil going on.
I can tell you, the dark side does NOT have cookies, or milk. So, don't give
in. Stay good. Good is .. good! Evil is dumb and stupid and we don't want
that!'

Ggr <bat>: Praise Las! \:D/
(bat): Rhoads rolls on the floor laughing.
Rhoads (bat): hail santa and dylsexia!
Tatza (ideas): W: Possibility to do nunliberator
Glaurung (wanted): just 1

A booming, snarling, evil voice suddenly speaks 'BAH! Las is obviously lying.
It is I, AZATOTH, speaking .. we DO have cookies AND milk, and plenty of them
too. Everyone is welcome, you don't have to be super evil to join the dark
side .. we can always work on that. Unlike those silly GOOD aligned morons,
they are all racist against us evil ones. Come join us, we're recruiting NOW!'

<bat>: Ggr gasps in astonishment.
Glaurung (bat): cookies AND milk ?
(bat): Rhoads thinks this appears to be the work of either Ggr, or Satan.
Zandrea {bat}: evil cookies and milk ,)
Posted: 26 May 2023 07:26 [ permalink ]
Baroque (party): mutta partyssa on tarma aina
:D
Posted: 25 May 2023 17:38 [ permalink ]
Pologandemon [newbie]: help warehouse

Pologandemon? Polokan Demoni? :D
Posted: 19 Apr 2023 08:46 [ permalink ]
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!!!

"He who shoots six times and speaks no evil"
Posted: 19 Apr 2023 08:26 [ permalink ]
New lyrics by me. Kinda nice.

Once Beyond Death - Dream Piece Puzzle 
---------------------------------------

pieces in a barrelful of icy water drifts on the stream
a pilgrim once awaken sees the hallucination in a dream
images of words long forgotten and bleak as night
reading those epics vanquishes the light

the pilgrim puzzles the pieces together
to dream of within forever
dream as cold as night is dire
awakening the star's fire

man finds this tale long forgotten in a library of old
he knows this story is a warning and must be told
dreams of fires, nights and stars of olden days
keeps the baying of the hounds at bay

the pilgrim puzzles the pieces together
to life within forever
dream as cold as night is dire
awakening the burning fire

glowing within
radiance bliss
bless me oh goddess
for I confess

the altar found after searching for his earthly life
the old man stands upon the altar of strife
realising the fountain of youth he has found
by that within to the altar he is bound

the pilgrim puzzles the pieces together
to die within forever
dream as hot as burning loins
bought with lava coins

growing within
radiance bliss
bless me oh goddess
for I confess

The letter A and see I deem
this lyric to seem
wondrous and mystical
full of symbol
mundane non-mythical
stripped of humble

The letter C and free I seem
this word to beam
The letter I and free I feel
this word to seem
Finally the letter D and see
illusion twist mind non-see

Blink
Posted: 16 Apr 2023 12:59 [ permalink ]
A short story I wrote to explain who I am as my new facebook account /
profile:

Akim was born in the cold desert of Oulu. He quickly found himself friends in
Markus, Arttu, Janne and others from Maikkula, Oulu, Finland, The World, Milky
Way, The Universum.
After growing up some and being a teenager his favourite past times included
running in snow while playing an electric guitar and eating mokkapaloja and
burping rudely while sipping a cup of coffee with milk.
As an adult, this Akim, this wonderful but very strange person decided that
enough is enough and destroyed a whole bunch of mokkapaloja and drained all
the coffee from every pot throughout Maikkula, Oulu, Finland, The World, Milky
Way, The Universum.
Then he lit up a cigarette, smiled rudely and very weirdly and asked, almost
silently, with a whisper:
"Can you even palindrome?!?!?!"
The End (but might continue after a while)
Posted: 16 Apr 2023 06:35 [ permalink ]
Anything is what she is
Anywhere is where she's from
Anything is what she'll be
Anything as long as it's mine

And the door it opens is the way back in
Or is it the way back out?

Anyplace is where she'll be
Anyplace, she'll see you from
Lies and secrets become your world
Anytime, anywhere she takes me away

And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose that's been burnt by her son

Point me to the sky above
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

I have seen the demon's face
I have heard of her death place
I fall down on my knees in praise of the
Horrible things that took her away

And death climbs up the steps one by one
To give you the rose that's been burnt by her son

Point me to the sky above
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones

Point me to the sky above
I can't get there on my own
Walk me to the graveyard
Dig up her bones
Bones
Posted: 15 Apr 2023 10:09 [ permalink ]
Morr eats their piece of cake...and suddenly... EXPLODES leaving behind icing
and confetti!

!!! Yay!!!
Posted: 14 Apr 2023 12:10 [ permalink ]
Record boot (I guess?)

Experience gained: 8613851

(4.5M without double tuneless)

Posted: 13 Apr 2023 10:54 [ permalink ]
[10:53]:Fosforos (suomi): eihän sitä koskaan tiedä vaikka kemi hyökkäis
ouluun. vois perustaa puolustusliiton iiläisten kanssa ja rakentaa tukikohta
simoon.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Posted: 12 Apr 2023 22:29 [ permalink ]
Longest exp party I've lead which was at least "some rate" :)

,----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: these 666 leading nowhere    (Members:  5) | Exp Tot:  12051394
| Created: Wed Apr 12 12:25:39 2023        ( 3h 28m 33s) | Exp/min:     57662
|========================================================|===================
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|========================================================|=====|=============
| 1.2  Rhoads         ldr 1154(1154)  335( 488) 421(421) |   I |      3074446
| ?.?  Muta           mbr  716( 716) 1373(1373) 294(295) | 100 |      2423316
| ?.?  Dvo            mbr  785( 785) 1797(1797) 320(320) |  94 |      1990567
| ?.?  Bartok         mbr 1838(1838)   85(  85) 442(442) | 100 |      2391218
| ?.?  Dunlop         mbr 1360(1360)   38(  38) 434(434) |  82 |      1422030
`----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted: 10 Mar 2023 05:56 [ permalink ]
Canshow [party]: gn. rp scroll valued at 100m i expect transfer when i wake
up. thanks for party and cyas
Canshow left the party.
XD
Posted: 09 Feb 2023 01:28 [ permalink ]
You tell Zulkh (idle 8min and 14s) 'tää on vaa sitte että saan linen'
You emote to Zulkh (idle 8min and 17s) 'buries his face in his palms, feeling
sorry for your stupidity.'
Zulkh tells you '=( =( =( nyt tuli paha mieli'
Zulkh tells you 'tapan sinut ja kaikki sinun kaverit jos tuo johonki blogiin
menee'
Posted: 07 Feb 2023 07:43 [ permalink ]
You tell Droolah 'kuuntelen kebab metalia'
You tell Droolah ':D'
Droolah tells you 'JALAJALAJALA'
Droolah tells you 'PITZAAA KEBAB HALAL!'
Droolah tells you 'HALUTAKO SINA MAJONEESI SPRUITS'
Droolah tells you 'sina tulla humalassa tilata pitsa, mies menna kuselle,
nainen istu pyota, mina raiskata nainen, tehda pitsa, mies ulos vessasta,
taksi odottaa, mina munat tyhjana. iloinen mina, huva pitsa.'
Droolah tells you 'true story'
Posted: 06 Feb 2023 23:09 [ permalink ]
(23:04) You tell Ralmaz 'You learn the song by heart.'
(23:04) You tell Ralmaz '!'
(23:04) You tell Ralmaz 'Catchy singalong     done            known by heart'
(23:04) Ralmaz tells you 'aaaa?'
(23:05) You tell Ralmaz 'bard stuff, now I don't need to read notebook anymore
if I want to cast this shitty spam song ever again :D'
(23:05) Ralmaz tells you 'noooo u need to forget it'
Posted: 04 Feb 2023 00:01 [ permalink ]
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil. But because
of those who look and do nothing.
Posted: 03 Feb 2023 08:28 [ permalink ]
Davian [party]: -< sitten ku tulloo bootti ni voin tekassa toisin munkki
questin ja saan mun taikamunkki vyön >-
Davian [party]: -< sitten alkaa lenteleen happoa kanssa >-
Posted: 01 Feb 2023 10:47 [ permalink ]
Jatkoa blog rhoads 69034:
Voronoi tells you 'joo kharim on sellanen teppo tulppu, vittumainen naapuri
joka varastaa sun kotiavaimet ja kusee postilaatikkoo'

Posted: 31 Jan 2023 22:15 [ permalink ]
Ens tells you 'whereas christianity is like: a magic sky-daddy did it and you
should suck his cock every sunday'
Posted: 31 Jan 2023 06:49 [ permalink ]
"This remarkable, sometimes incoherent transcript illustrates a phantasmagoria
of fear, terror, grief, exultation, and finally breakdown. Its highlights have
been compressed on this recording to make their own disquieting points."

"The time is 9.30 PM, one hour after the participants have eaten sugar cubes
saturated with LSD. We hear Brian and his fellow travellers observing their
gradual transformation."

"Brian's been amusing his friends by chewing on some plastic flashbulbs."

"Brian's mood is gradually changing. He orders all of his friends into another
room and closes the door
He sits alone on the wooden floor, visible only by the dim light shining from
the bathroom. He talks to himself."
"The time is now 1 AM. Brian is unable to snap his fingers and terminate the
trip, which continues."

"He sobs, as his joy turns to fear."

"Brian's rocky journey ended twelve hours after it so innocently had begun. He
was shattered by it."

"This young man never had a bummer in some thirty-three LSD trips. Every one
of them was a delight. Everything under control. He needed only to snap his
fingers and down he came, any time. But on Voyage 34 he finally met himself
coming down an up-staircase, and the encounter was crushing."

Posted: 14 Jan 2023 01:14 [ permalink ]
Zulkh tells you 'nice, ite en tajua batmudista vield paljoa vittuakaan mutta
zombiemudissa olin paska kans =D'
Posted: 12 Jan 2023 05:30 [ permalink ]
Doll [suomi]: mä jo mietin että mikä posoni, hicksin posoni
Posted: 11 Jan 2023 13:19 [ permalink ]
[13:15]:Rhoads (party): tickkiä

[13:16]:Spearhead (party): haen kaffen

[13:17]:Spearhead (party): afk sec viel

[13:17]:Rhoads (party): jaa nakuna olin ku swappasin liian nopee sitte

[13:18]:Rhoads (party): onnistuminen varma

[13:18]:Timangi (party): viuhahtaja

[13:18]:Rhoads (party): alaston lonkero-apina

[13:18]:El (party): ainaha o mukavempaa munasilteen

[13:18]:Timangi (party): iha hyvä ettei täs pelis oo grafiikoita
Posted: 19 Dec 2022 14:14 [ permalink ]
A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the 
front seat.  The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex 
with him.  The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets 
off at the next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the guy driving the bus says to the 
hippie, "If you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with 
you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver 
tells him that the every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the 
cemetary to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing 
powder," said the bus driver guy, "you could tell her you were God and command
her to have sex with you."

Well the Hippie decides to try this out.  So that Tuesday he goes to 
the cemetary and waits for the nun.  And right on schedule the nun shows 
up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, 
in robes and glowing with a mask of god.  "I am God, I have heard your 
prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. 
The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun.

After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha 
ha, I'm the hippie!!" The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,
"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

Posted: 19 Dec 2022 14:01 [ permalink ]
Flea smirks.
Osir {party}: olen taysin ready
Altair [party]: jees logi paalle
Osir {party}: (meniko nauhalle)
Leper lets out a real rip-roarer.
Drak {party}: smirk
Drak {party}: argh
Leper [party]: ei perse
Flea {party}: { laugh }
Disaster [party]: ei vittu
Drak {party}: se kyllasty
Osir {party}: eiha tuota kesta :)
Leper [party]: kyllasty oottaan itteensa ... hihi
Disaster [party]: ei jumalauta tan systeemin kanssa
Altair [party]: rauhotutaan :)
Osir {party}: mina leader?
Altair [party]: haen lisaa kahvii
Leper [party]: muah
Flea {party}: { lahtaa ryyppaa }
Osir {party}: eih
Drak {party}: oot johtaja ainesta
Disaster [party]: tast tuleeki hyva legendaarinen battilogi.:)
Leper buzzes 'nauhalle meni.'

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: ZOk                          (Members:  6) | Exp Tot:    139716
|
| Created: Mon Jan  6 13:39:12 1997        ( 1h 21m 15s) | Exp/min:      1703
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 3.2   Osir          ldr  175( 175)  998( 998) 216(216) |  70 |        30645
|
| ?.?   Disaster      mbr 1000(1000)   15(  15) 332(332) |  40 |          146
|
| ?.?   Leper         mbr  198( 198)  981( 981) 220(220) |  50 |           43
|
| ?.?   Flea          mbr  412( 412)  822( 822) 234(234) |  72 |        65284
|
| ?.?   Drak          mbr  443( 423)  788( 788) 240(234) |  75 |        10816
|
| ?.?   Altair        mbr  806( 848)  540( 540) 325(307) |  60 |            0
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Disaster [party]: menossa on.
Drak {party}: noni
Altair [party]: hehee
Altair [party]: josko tapettas jotai :)
Osir {party}: tulen
Disaster [party]: laitettaisko party placet?

Drak starts following the leader.
Drak quits following the leader.
Disaster starts following the leader.
Drak starts following the leader.
You start following the leader in your old place.
Leper starts following the leader.

Flea {party}: { joko dicetaa:) }
Leper [party]: hei nyt nayttas joltaki
Altair [party]: joo dicetaan

Flea starts following the leader.


MORE AT:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BT0jNe_FFk_iToEapM35qWMBNd8mLLpZ/view?usp=shar
e_link

Posted: 19 Dec 2022 13:32 [ permalink ]
"Aina, kun katson televisiosta köyhiä ja nälkäänäkeviä lapsia minua alkaa
itkettää, tarkoitan, että minustakin olisi ihanaa olla niin laiha, mutta
ilman kärpäsiä ja kuolemaa ja semmoista."
Mariah Carey

"En eläisi ikuisesti, koska meidän ei pitäisi elää ikuisesti, koska jos
meidän olisi tarkoitus elää ikuisesti,
me eläisimme ikuisesti, mutta me emme voi elää ikuisesti ja siksi minä en
eläisi ikuisesti"
Miss Alabama 1994, kysymykseen "Jos voisit elää ikuisesti, eläisitkö, ja
miksi?"

"En ole tehnyt rikosta, minä en vain noudattanut lakia."
David Dinkins, New Yorkin pormestari

"Tupakointi tappaa, ja jos sinut tapetaan, olet menettänyt merkittävän osan
elämääsi."
Brooke Shields

"Henkirikoksia lukuunottamatta Washingtonin rikostilastot ovat maan
alhaisimpia."
Marion Barry, Washingtonin pormestari

"Minulla on omia mielipiteitä - vahvoja mielipiteitä - mutta en ole aina
samaa mieltä niistä."
George Bush

"Saasteet eivät tuhoa luontoa, sen tekevät ilman ja veden epäpuhtaudet."
Dan Quale

"Me käännämme tämän joukkueen 360 astetta toiseen suuntaan."
Jason Kidd, valmentaja

"Huom: Viitta ei mahdollista käyttäjän lentämistä."
Varoitus lasten Batman-asussa

"Mies ampui naapurinsa viidakkoveitsellä."
Otsikko Miami Herald - lehdessä

"Internet on loistava keino päästä nettiin."
Bob Dole

"Puolet tästä pelistä on 90-prosenttisesti henkistä."
Danny Ozark, valmentaja

"Lapsettomuus ei ole perinnöllistä."
Otsikko Montgomery Advertiser - lehdessä

"Jos Lincoln olisi elossa tänään, hän kääntyisi haudassaan."
Gerald Ford

"Presidentti on pitänyt kaikki ne lupaukset, jotka aikoikin pitää.."
Clintonin neuvonantaja George Stephanopoulous suorassa TV-lähetyksessä

"Minulle annettiin lisätietoa, joka oli radikaalisti erilaista kuin totuus,
minä keskityin sen version levittämiseen."
Oliver North

"Jos emme onnistu, otamme epäonnistumisen riskin."
Dan Quale

"Minusta ei ole väärin, että veimme intiaaneilta maat. Suuri joukko ihmisiä
tarvitsi elintilaa ja intiaanit yrittivät itsekkäästi pitää kaikki maat
itsellään."
John Wayne
Posted: 19 Dec 2022 13:27 [ permalink ]
_   _                 _ _
| | | | __ _ _ __   __| | | ___  ___ ___
| |_| |/ _` | '_ \ / _` | |/ _ \/ __/ __|
|  _  | (_| | | | | (_| | |  __/\__ \__ \
|_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|\__,_|_|\___||___/___/  

 Handlesses are renowned as the dumbest and most useless creatures on this
earth. The only 0h race in the mud they are completely useless to party
with and people tend to shun them. They have the ability to disguise
as members of other races, actually they have to do that in order to
enter the game. Some of the members don't even know they belong in this
race. They are not to be mixed with their cousins, the headlesses
which are able to at least advance in the mud although their means might
look suicidal to some.


Strength: poor                Dexterity: poor
Intelligence: poor            Wisdom: poor
Constitution: poor            Size: poor
They are superior to humans, and therefore earn less experience.
They are somewhat slow in mastering arcane powers.
They are somewhat slow learners of skills.
They have no hands so they are completely useless.
They have thin skin.
They can disguise as any other race.
They have to constantly whine about how everything sucks.
Posted: 17 Dec 2022 20:22 [ permalink ]
Davian tells you 'monelta alko meni kiinin ?'
You tell Davian 'tainnu mennä jo'
Davian tells you 'kiva viottu perkele helevetin saatana kusipä softa ku kellon
on 2 tuntia myöhässä'
Davian tells you 'NYT irtoaa tekstiä'
Davian tells you 'perkl tdaidan solmia joltakin kielen solmuun pers reiän
kautta'
You tell Davian 'hihi'
You tell Davian 'joo'
You tell Davian 'lauantai'
Davian tells you 'multa loppu absintti'
You tell Davian '18 menee jo'
You tell Davian '1st world problems'
Davian tells you 'tästä ei tule kuin sanomista'
Davian tells you 'vihtu perkl ja muutama saatana päälle'
Davian tells you 'ei stanan bitumia imevät hernepalko jeesukset'
You tell Davian ':DDDD'
Posted: 16 Dec 2022 19:41 [ permalink ]
Created: Fri Dec 16 13:47:09 2022        ( 1h 36m 25s) | Exp/min:     50753
1.2  Rhoads         ldr 1305(1305)   82( 760) 214(551) |   I |      1261029
Posted: 16 Dec 2022 12:18 [ permalink ]
(12:02) Dornier tells you 'on kyllä maailman keharein idea tuo avaimien
kerääminen' (Fri Dec 16 12:02:10 2022)
(12:02) You tell Dornier 'eläpä'
(12:02) You tell Dornier 'ikinä pääse vittu mihinkää sisään ku avaimet viety'
(12:02) You tell Dornier 'ja se on meleko masokismia se reenailu mitä kuullu
miten se tapahtuu'
(12:02) You tell Dornier 'en ite kusekaan tommosta kiltaa päin'
(12:02) Dornier tells you 'no joo ja avaimia? mitä vitun avaimia ne kharimit
kerää ja miksi? yks vitun talkkari guild' (Fri Dec 16 12:02:49 2022)
(12:02) You tell Dornier 'hahahahaa joo'
(12:03) You tell Dornier '"olen puolustava taistelija, pahan voimien puolella
ja kerään avaimia, KAAOS-TALKKARI!"'
(12:03) Dornier tells you 'talonmies pikkarainen ftw' (Fri Dec 16 12:03:25
2022)
Posted: 16 Dec 2022 08:38 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You turn visible.
You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'
As Cloud giant drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!
********************** Round 1 **********************
You stun Cloud giant.
You stun Cloud giant.
You stun Cloud giant.
..WHO breaks it off.
Rhoads hits Cloud giant 8 times slicing open a gaping wound.
Posted: 15 Dec 2022 09:55 [ permalink ]
Ei taas...
Info: Peenari enters the game.
You tell Peenari 'peenari nari pieri ja pani'
Info: Peenari goes link dead.
Posted: 12 Dec 2022 08:49 [ permalink ]
********************** Round 2 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Rhoads hits Bull 7 times causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Posted: 09 Dec 2022 09:39 [ permalink ]
(09:37) Sentence tells you '[XX@@@###.........]'
(09:38) Sentence tells you 'sitte raiskaus'
(09:38) Sentence tells you 'nyt tuli tosi vähä'
(09:38) Sentence tells you '[XX@@@###:.........]'
(09:38) Sentence tells you ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDD'
(09:38) Sentence tells you 'Goat whines: No nipple clamps? You could have
tried to put some effort into this.'

Posted: 08 Dec 2022 07:37 [ permalink ]
From the present falls a pair of short green boots <christmas glow>.
Posted: 08 Dec 2022 07:30 [ permalink ]
Nice morning party with highbies (I'm still a newbie though).

,----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: Monkey Squad 666             (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   3575265
| Created: Wed Dec 07 17:06:58 2022        ( 1h 28m 49s) | Exp/min:     40171
|========================================================|===================
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|========================================================|=====|=============
| 1.1  Nepnep         mbr 1789(1789)   49(  49) 183(436) |   X |       924659
| 1.2  Rhoads         ldr 1154(1217)  340( 760) 441(548) |   I |       998365
| 1.3  Nikana         mbr 1232(1232)  671( 671) 402(420) |   I |       892732
| 2.1  Sloppy         mbr  488( 567) 1250(1250) 244(249) |  85 |       759509
`----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Nikana's soul       fol    full       full      full   | ??? |             
`----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Merry Christmas everyone! =)

Posted: 07 Dec 2022 13:14 [ permalink ]
Mightiest am I
But I am not alone in this cosmos of mine
For the black hills consist of black souls
Souls that are already died one thousand deaths
Behind the stone walls of centuries they breed their black art
Boiling their spells in cauldrons of black gold

Far up in the mountains
Where the rain fall not far
Yet the sun cannot reach
The wizards, my servants

Summon the souls of macrocosm
No age will escape my wrath
I travel through time and I return to the future
I gather wisdom now lost
I visit again the eternally ancient caves
Before a mighty emperor thereupon came

Watching the mortals "discovering" my chronicles, guarded
By the old demons, even unknown to me

Once destroyed their souls are being summoned
To my timeless prison of hate
It is delightful to feast upon the screaming souls
That were destroyed in my future

How many wizards that serve with me with evil, I know not
My empire has no limits

From the never ending mountains black
To the bottomless lakes
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long
I am them

From the never ending mountains black
To the bottomless lakes
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long

My wizards are many, but their essence is mine
Forever they are in the hills in their stone homes of grief
Because I am the spirit of their existence
I am them

I am them
I am them
Posted: 06 Dec 2022 02:14 [ permalink ]
********************** Round 8 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You leech some of your foes energy.
A large hole replaces Black rook's face.
Black rook is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 06 Dec 2022 01:10 [ permalink ]
|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken

--------------------------------------------------------------

1. Rhoads         |       67.23% |      -17.92% |       47.37%

2. Trement        |       28.18% |        0.00% |       18.73%

3. Deepshadow     |        4.59% |      117.92% |       33.90%
Posted: 04 Dec 2022 22:57 [ permalink ]
You interrupt the spell.

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| Party Name: these 666 leading nowhere    (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   5166100
|

| Created: Sun Dec 04 19:07:21 2022        ( 1h 51m  7s) | Exp/min:     46125
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 1.1  Valger         fol 1240(1287)  427(1225) 418(419) |  IV |      1658382
|

| 1.2  Rhoads         ldr 1203(1245)  358( 717) 532(547) |   I |      1807046
|

| 1.3  Porkzar        fol 1549(1591) 1272(1631) 519(527) | VII |      1700672
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

| Valger's soul       fol VERY high     full      full   | ??? |             
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

                  |  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken

--------------------------------------------------------------

1. Rhoads         |       36.88% |        0.33% |       32.11%

2. Valger         |       32.26% |       93.14% |       35.74%

3. Porkzar        |       30.86% |        6.52% |       32.15%
Posted: 04 Dec 2022 18:33 [ permalink ]
Ellash {party}: kiva ku on näi paska claweri meil ni riittää mun spt hyvi ku
regenitää nii usein
Posted: 04 Dec 2022 17:35 [ permalink ]
Your claws are quite sharp, quite strong and have a reddish colouring. (30001)
Posted: 04 Dec 2022 10:47 [ permalink ]
Mature alligator shouts 'Baroque no longer causes lag!'
Ghost of Baroque (ghost): ress
Rhoads (ghost): et kyntäis
Rhoads (ghost): matureja vaa vikittelemässä siellä
Beliah (ghost): kyntömies ei vakoaan valitse
Rhoads (ghost): Mature alligator shouts 'Baroque no longer causes lag!'
Rhoads (ghost): mummotunneliin siitä mars, ei tuosta tuu mitää :D
Ghost of Baroque (ghost): lollero
Posted: 04 Dec 2022 10:28 [ permalink ]
Nice party this morning, 6man originally, took status after 2 ppl left :)

,----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: these 666 leading nowhere    (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   3991447 
| Created: Sun Dec 04 04:57:23 2022        ( 1h 23m 11s) | Exp/min:     47517 
|========================================================|===================

Exp: 814275 

:)
Posted: 03 Dec 2022 19:25 [ permalink ]
[19:22]:Holilenkki (kabula+): jos tulee pendu santalta ni teen tarman

[19:22]:JUOPPO (kabula+): D

[19:22]:Mustamaija (kabula+): lupaat vaa

[19:22]:JUOPPO (kabula+): harvat kestää

[19:22]:Mustamaija (kabula+): tai voihan sen TEHÄ mutta sitte pelaaminen ja
partyaminen.. niitä harva jaksaa :)

[19:22]:Mustamaija (kabula+): itekää en enää, tuli tarma burnout mortalina

[19:22]:JUOPPO (kabula+): :D

[19:23]:JUOPPO (kabula+): parasta tää tarmailu :D

[19:23]:Holilenkki (kabula+): ei vittu en teekkää, iha suolesta se prottaamine
ekulla

[19:23]:JUOPPO (kabula+): :D

[19:23]:Mustamaija (kabula+): blog rhoads 67288

[19:23]:Holilenkki (kabula+): jonku bylethin kanssa siellä koitat sopia
mantleista

[19:23]:Holilenkki (kabula+): "mikä on mantle"
Posted: 02 Dec 2022 12:06 [ permalink ]
The three-dimensional professional projections of spectral light
Connected room, selection air-tight
The isolated, the decisive, victory stimulated
The non-simulated patterns of flight originated
Now I'm a carnivore on a tour of duty
My band of brothers and full metal jackets establish cruelty
Black magic conjurer, attack through the monitor
Destruction of assumption, one thing I can promise ya

It's half-cracked with cold shards of glass
Ritualistic annihilators that murder your cast
The future of the past, that last that feel
The seventh seal broken in half, ceremony is real

Become obsolete, high-strung from a beat
A strong minded individual delivering defeat
Blood rivers in the street, keep flowing or retreat
Deep omens keep opponents speech limited repeat

(Whispered)
You're opening the door to the corridor stretching to the left
There's hunger in my eyes, but the truth is on my chest
I am just a man who wants revenge, and I confess
I am full of rage and sin
Locked inside this cage again
When evil reigns 'cause people like to win
It may seem sweet, but we won't like the end
So we shine brightly from the light within

You're opening the doors to the corridors stretching to the left
Anger within my eyes, but the truth is on my chest
I am just a man who wants revenge and I confess
I am full of rage and sin
Locked inside this cage again
Where evil reigns and people like to win
It may seem sweet, but we won't like the end
So we shine brightly from the light within

Locked inside this cage again

Turn the music up a bit...

Yo, yo...
Dark secrets, demons with a conscience
I'm the Lone Ranger looking for Pocahontas
Teenage zombies flying the beat
I'm dying 'til I'm what I'm trying to be
Go Bad News Bears and the Dukes of Hazzard
The youth of my group is the truth, so have it
Keep myself couped up, recoup quickly
Face still hurts but my kids stick with me
Death loved not far as we go
Crazy face, still not star of the show
I appreciate the chance to hurt, I'll kill you
Ice pick into your neck, I will do
Anything
Talk to you like I might care
Anything
Rippled by the nightmare, moonshine distillery
Back road to villiany
Military start at the part with artillery

With artillery
With ta ra ta ta ta ta...

Locked inside this cage again
Posted: 14 Nov 2022 12:54 [ permalink ]
All these years I've spent fighting the fight
Winning my war, showing my might
It was clear to me all the time...
There's no battle like that of life

Give me war!
I will give you hell!

I'm the warrior of life, I know the reaper by name
I was born one foot in grave
I'm the warrior of life and my blood's running cold
I see pain wherever I go

Sentenced - Warrior of Life (Reaper Redeemer)
Posted: 04 Oct 2022 10:45 [ permalink ]
Master Merchant Blues
--------------------------------------

see you later excavator
yeah right, shipwright
see you later excavator
oh you can't, mr merchant

I wanna pay my fare for repair
but you can't mr merchant
can't you see I'm pining
but you just so busy mining

are you a master merchant?
no I can't really can't
I didn't even ask yet, hey!
but I know what you were going to say...

you were gonna ask for repair
but you don't even pay my fare
so see you later mr poor man
in a while you poor bile!

( Sing it to the tune of 'See you later, alligator' and have fun! \:D/ )
Posted: 27 Sep 2022 06:44 [ permalink ]
(06:41) Vermont booms 'hello.'

(06:41) You tip your hat and say 'Howdy'.

(06:41) Vermont booms 'i am a newbie.'

(06:41) Vermont booms 'i am new here.'

(06:41) You mutter darkly 'yes and no but yeah but nope.'

(06:41) Vermont asks 'are you a highbie?'

(06:41) You laugh out loud.

(06:42) Vermont laughs out loud.

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'yes.'

(06:42) Arasaka pokes you in the ribs.

(06:42) Vermont booms 'nah, i dont think so.'

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'I am the greatest in all mud.'

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'shut up noob.'

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'I highbie speak now.'

(06:42) Vermont booms 'inferno is highbie.'

(06:42) You thank Inferno heartily.

(06:42) You say firmly and without hesitation 'NO.'.

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'he is one of the newbie slaves.'

(06:42) Inferno says 'forever newbie im.'

(06:42) You nod solemnly.

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'see.'

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'I am the greatest.'

(06:42) You mutter darkly 'bow to me noobs.'

(06:42) Inferno thanks Arasaka heartily.

(06:42) Arasaka says '4eva.'

(06:42) Vermont booms 'if inferno is a newbie and rhoads is a highbie, ill
stay a newbie forever.'

(06:42) Arasaka boogies around Inferno.

(06:43) You mutter darkly 'ok :D.'

(06:43) You mutter darkly 'baddumtss.'
(At this point we were in combat already...)
(06:43) You mutter darkly 'wtf.'

(06:43) You mutter darkly 'he attacked.'

(06:43) Vlad waggles his unibrow.

(06:43) Vermont booms 'better watch ur shit.'

(06:43) You go 'wtf?' at Vermont.
Posted: 23 Sep 2022 10:14 [ permalink ]
Great noob exp party before PoroCon 2022
Final result:

,----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: PoroCon 2022 pre-exp-party   (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   1922601
| Created: Fri Sep 23 07:14:08 2022        ( 1h 13m  9s) | Exp/min:     25981
|========================================================|===================
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|========================================================|=====|=============
| 1.1  Dornier        fol 1109(1214)   24(  24) 268(404) |  63 |       446999
| 1.2  Rhoads         ldr 1013(1143)   89( 844) 444(472) | 100 |       664380
| 1.3  Cromel         fol  930(1041)  196( 670) 370(401) |  36 |       306413
| 2.1  Deric          fol  682( 682)  143(1368) 235(237) |  78 |       504809
`----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Thelma                   282( 300)  negative    full   | ??? |             
| Bob                      293( 293)  VERY low    full   | ??? |             
`----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Only one Bob died and we all know there are plenty of Bobs around :D
Posted: 21 Sep 2022 17:09 [ permalink ]
Rhoads (party): I don't even know where we're going
Rhoads (party): maybe dahbec is good as usual
Dvo (party): where we're going we NEED Rhoads!
Posted: 18 Sep 2022 23:17 [ permalink ]
"The stench of Maggara is horrible."

xD
Posted: 17 Sep 2022 03:36 [ permalink ]
17/09/2022 almost 1d without smoking:

Was doing good for about another 3-4h after last blog, then I lost my nerves
and took a trip to buy a bag of tobacco. This will never end, since my wifey
bought some tobacco too later when she visited the local grocery for warm oven
sandwich materials. Nice try quitting smoking, mate (NOT!)

Next time I'll prepare better and start when I'm feeling lots better sleep
depravation-wise and got my nerves together. Next step: lengthening the time
between cigarettes... then when I get more motivation I'll quit. Thanks for
reading, quitting smoking blog ends now.
Posted: 16 Sep 2022 11:46 [ permalink ]
16/09/2022

I quit smoking this morning after a few last cigarettes.
3 or 4 hours later, now, still feeling quite good although I'm constantly
thinking of walking to the grocery store to buy some more smokes. Wish me
luck! I'll put updates on this blog at critical points (or when I feel like).
Posted: 15 Sep 2022 05:57 [ permalink ]
The Dissonant Dischord
-----------------------
-
discover inside
he who lies
to twist her mind
into she who cries
-
welcome!
do come in
we have plenty of
your kind of sin
-
seven seven seven
this road leads to "heaven"
six six six
time to mix (mix mix)
five five
are you still alive?
four four
four four
or do you want some more? (more more?)
-
read from inside
from the tome of lies
for her and her mind
to silence the cries
-
welcome!
do come in
we have plenty of
your kind of sin
-
seven seven seven
this road leads to "heaven"
six six six
time to mix (mix mix)
five five
are you still alive?
four four
four four
or do you want some more? (more more?)
-
and all of this could have been avoided
if you only had been told and reminded
that many roads lead home to a warm bed
instead, you now just lie there dead
-
welcome!
do come in
we have plenty of
your kind of sin
-
seven seven seven
this road leads to "heaven"
six six six
time to mix (mix mix)
five five
are you still alive?
four four
four four
or do you want some more? (more more?)
-
The End (Copyright -MN- 15/09/2022)
Posted: 14 Sep 2022 00:12 [ permalink ]
(00:10) Peenari tells you 'hahhah... hautakiviteksi matskua'
(00:11) Peenari tells you '"...kuoli vittuillessaan janoisille
helvetinperkeleille lestanesteessllä.." :D'
Posted: 28 Aug 2022 20:37 [ permalink ]
Jag har inget liv jag spelar BatMUD! :D
Posted: 22 Aug 2022 19:29 [ permalink ]
[19:27]:Rhoads (party): kysymys

[19:28]:Kohothegreat {party}: birthi kestonen cooldown

[19:28]:Rhoads (party): miksei oo fabsei

[19:28]:Gurd [party]: koskohan voi paraa uudestaan

[19:28]:Rhoads (party): gurd osaa fabsin

[19:28]:Kohothegreat {party}: goos

[19:28]:Balron [party]: gurd!

[19:28]:Gurd [party]: iik

[19:28]:Gurd [party]: kukaanikinä halua multa mitään

[19:28]:Rhoads (party): force shieldit raaskinu laittaa

[19:28]:Gurd [party]: niin oon hiljaa

[19:28]:Rhoads (party): mut ei fabsii

[19:28]:Kohothegreat {party}: no voisit ne fabsitkin

[19:28]:Rhoads (party): on siinä kans taikuri prkl

[19:28]:Kohothegreat {party}: horo

[19:28]:Kohothegreat {party}: saat niistä conjurepuakin

[19:28]:Rhoads (party): meikä saakeli häjissää laittaa unppia tankeille että
selvitää ees pari rounds inessä ni ei oo protit päällä xD

[19:28]:Gurd [party]: eiku itsenäinen, ylpeä tonttu!
Posted: 22 Aug 2022 18:55 [ permalink ]
You feel balanced.
H:811/811 [] S:804/1888 [+420] E:232/232 [] $:4631 [] exp:6111 []
_\|/_ \o/ _\|/_
Posted: 22 Aug 2022 09:51 [ permalink ]
Eronk tells you 'ei tää homo sammakko anna ees rakentaa mitä järkevää suolle'
Posted: 22 Aug 2022 09:14 [ permalink ]
,----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Party Name: These 777 lead nowhere       (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   2209677
| Created: Mon Aug 22 08:32:15 2022        ( 0h 33m  0s) | Exp/min:     64990
|========================================================|===================
Posted: 22 Aug 2022 07:09 [ permalink ]
(07:04) @Blax raises his arm in greeting to you.
(07:05) You emote to Blax 'tips its hat at you and says 'Howdy'.'

(07:05) You tell Blax 'wassup mr. multiple black persons? xD'

(07:06) Blax tells you 'you fucking guy always saying that same shit multiple
blax persons'

(07:06) You tell Blax 'just 'cos it irritates you :D'

(07:06) You tell Blax 'stop reacting to it and it will get old :D'

(07:06) You tell Blax 'and I get bored saying it :D'

(07:06) You tell Blax '...and with all the love :D'

(07:06) Blax tells you 'your autism is so potent, you've been repeating like a
clock for 3 years straight'

(07:06) You emote to Blax 'huggles you warmly.'

(07:07) Blax tells you 'regardless of my response which is always nothing'

(07:07) You tell Blax 'hey come on now :D'

(07:07) Blax tells you 'your tism is flairing up so bad'

(07:07) Blax tells you 'hahahah'

(07:07) You tell Blax 'hihi'

(07:07) You tell Blax 'good comeback, touche'

(07:07) Blax tells you 'fuck if you are autistic I am too man just sayin tho'

(07:07) Blax tells you 'maybe I have the tism'

(07:07) You tell Blax 'nodnod'

(07:07) @Blax laughs out loud at you.

(07:07) You tell Blax 'I'd probably score some high points in an assburger
test (asperger's)'

(07:08) Blax tells you 'maybe we have like a little sprinkle of tism'

(07:08) You tell Blax 'but don't have it... I'm not THAT socially awkward'

(07:08) You tell Blax 'could be'

(07:08) Blax tells you 'dude we play a text based video game we can't be right
in the head'

(07:08) @Blax rolls on the floor laughing at you.

(07:08) You tell Blax 'yeah that's for sure'

(07:08) You tell Blax ':D'

(07:08) @Blax laughs out loud at you.

(07:08) Blax tells you 'we've made a breakthrough just now'
(07:08) You tell Blax 'I guess :D'
Posted: 07 Aug 2022 09:33 [ permalink ]
Proof batmud is the easiest game there is:

Gnomish tourist is in very bad shape (15%).

You are not doing anything at the moment.

Gnomish tourist leaves southeast.

Inferno rides out southeast.

Tyr Farwyn, aboveground [60,32] (nw,n,ne,e,w).

Inferno Saunatonttu the Tinmen < mummot >

a white magic drake (cool) [Rider:Inferno]

a gnomish tourist, looking for the palace

The skilled leadership of Inferno saves you from ambush!

Inferno starts concentrating on forces magical.

Gnomish tourist leaves northwest.

You start chanting.

Inferno rides out northwest.

Your movement prevents you from casting the spell.

You interrupt your current repeated action.

Tyr Farwyn, aboveground [59,31] (e,se,s,sw,w).

Inferno Saunatonttu the Tinmen < mummot >

a white magic drake (cool) [Rider:Inferno]

a gnomish tourist, looking for the palace

Your knowledge about Gnomish tourist's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.

Inferno starts concentrating on forces magical.

Inferno whistles 'no vittu.'

Inferno suddenly declares with a booming voice: 'Caeo Eequex Jagar Xei'!

Inferno grins as her summon carnal spores hits Gnomish tourist.

YUCH, Gnomish tourist's entrails spill all over the place.

Gnomish tourist is DEAD, R.I.P.

Inferno holds a Necromatic Staff high above her head and chants 'arkemile'

The corpse writhes and twists; then suddenly it disintegrates into dust.

Inferno takes 6 gold coins and 4 platinum coins.

Inferno (report): 0% RESIST!

Inferno (party): :D
Posted: 05 Jun 2022 09:39 [ permalink ]
"The report's authors calculate that 573 people became new billionaires during
the pandemic, at the rate of one every 30 hours. Conversely, Oxfam says 263
million more people will crash into extreme poverty in 2022, at a rate of a
million people every 33 hours."
Posted: 24 May 2022 06:58 [ permalink ]
(06:56) Presence tells you 'Can i stoned from backrow?'

(06:57) You tell Presence 'if I can eat shrimp cocktails while leading'

(06:57) Presence tells you 'That makes sense to me.'

(06:57) You tell Presence 'ues'

(06:57) You tell Presence 'come roth if u wanna :D'

(06:57) You tell Presence 'still got lots of regaining to do so let's do :)'

(06:57) Presence tells you 'I'll be there once I can spells hadowklepep'
(06:58) You emote to Presence 'nods his head at you, yeah, ok.'
Posted: 22 May 2022 10:21 [ permalink ]
Mitä Vittua (Se Sulle Kuuluu) !?
--------------------------------

mitä vittua se sulle kuuluu
miltä minusta oikein tuntuu
käsityskyvyn yläpuolella
elämänkohtalona kuolema

harmaat rääsyiset ihmisrauniot
katuja kuluttavat ihmishirviöt
mitä vittua se sulle kuuluu
kun tajuton kadulla lojuu

henkinen nihilismi tuntemattomia kohtaan
täydellinen itseriittoisuus peiliä vastaan
rakastettu materialismi syvyyksiä täyttämään
siitä lopullista apua ei löydy ikinä

mitä vittua se sulle kuuluu
kun yhteiskunta murentuu
mitä vittua se sulle kuuluu
kun lähimmäisenrakkaus tuhoutuu

kävelevät, mielettömät
halujensa ajamat
sosiaalipornon ruokkimat
ilman empatiaa kulkevat

mitä vittua se sulle kuuluu
mitä minulle itselleni kuuluu
mitä vittua se muille kuuluu
kun maailma ympärillä tuhoutuu

postimies kantaa huonot uutiset
ovelle kasautuvat suureksi vuoreksi
oman henkensä narulla riisti
yksinäisyyden huipentuman riitti

oma napa, paras napa
olet kuollut
itsekeskeisyyden aikakausi
olet kuollut
kuollut
kuinka kuollut sinä oletkaan...
Posted: 22 May 2022 02:40 [ permalink ]
For Elwyk & all the other salamanders out there:

I used to be an axolotl, I did what axolotls do
I breathe through gills, my skin was mottled
I know you won?t believe it's true

But then one day I found a bottle filled with salamander goo
I drank a little, then a lotl
I necked the whole ungodly brew

Now I?m a...

Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander salamander, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Salamander, salamander, salamander, yeah!

At first I loved my change of species
Embraced my metamorphic fat
I breathed through lungs, I walked the Earth
I took a salamandy mate
But nowadays I'm melancholic
I miss my neotenic state
I rue the day I drank that bottle
I can't go back now, it?s too late

Now I?m a...

Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander salamander, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Salamander, salamander, salamander la (one more time!)

Salamander, salamander la la la la la la la...
Posted: 21 May 2022 23:58 [ permalink ]
Maggara tells you 'se on parasta huumettä kun monsteri on 0% ja ite jossain
200hp ja mietit että kumpi lyö ensin :D'
Posted: 21 May 2022 15:09 [ permalink ]
#  | Player        | F | O | T |
--------------------------------|
  48  Rhoads         254   9 263|
--------------------------------'

 F - Friends list count
 O - Other lists count
 T - Total lists count

You are in the following lists:

1, 2, house, m, moo, pkill, retard, uusin.

You think hard about yourself and the answers come to you.

Posted: 20 May 2022 23:32 [ permalink ]
Kuka Mää Oon? (Kyssäreitä)
---------------------------

kuka mää oon ja käynks mä usein täällä?
ja missä vitussa sä luulet että on täällä?
onko aika ja avaruus vääristyneet?
vai onko ne vaan hymynne, pelkistyneet?

kuka mää oon ja käynks mä usein täällä?
ja mist vitusta sä kuulet et tää on päällä?
ovatko ajassa ja paikassa herkistyneet
ne samat jotka ovat nyt jo selkiytyneet?

symbolin takoja
aivon rakoja
raotti ja tuumi
avaruuden kuuli
sisällään luuli
ehkä jonkin nyt
alkaneen elämään
jonkin huoli
sisällä kuoli
kun lähtölaskenta
kuin mäenlaskenta

laskien sekunnit (mitkä häh?)
kuluttaen tunnit (kenen häh?)
piirtäen musiikin (HÄH?!?)
tappaen uniikin (uniikin uniinkin, uniinkin uniikin)

kuka mää oon ja käynks mä usein täällä?
ja missä vitussa sä luulet että on täällä?
onko aika ja avaruus vääristyneet?
vai onko ne vaan hymynne, pelkistyneet?

kuka mää oon ja käynks mä usein täällä?
ja mist vitusta sä kuulet et tää on päällä?
ovatko ajassa ja paikassa herkistyneet
ne samat jotka ovat nyt jo selkiytyneet?

aika ja paikka
hei, pysy, paikka
hampaassa paikka
mielessä Lai-ka
itseasiassa vaikka
Tuulenhalkoja
tuuleen halkoja
koivun halkoja
sytytti, heitti
taivaan peitti
mustalla savulla
kierolla narulla
punoi ja leikki
kierompi kuin feikki
pönöttää tuossa
mitäs nyt tehään?
leikkikehään
marssii ja sammuu
ojassa ammuu
se karjapaimen
nopeampi varjoa
armoa ei tarjoa
tuskan väläys
tunnit täys

laskien sekunnit (mitkä häh?)
kuluttaen tunnit (kenen häh?)
piirtäen musiikin (HÄH?!?)
tappaen uniikin (uniikin uniinkin, uniinkin uniikin)

kuka mää oon ja käynks mä usein täällä?
ja missä vitussa sä luulet että on täällä?
onko aika ja avaruus vääristyneet?
vai onko ne vaan hymynne, pelkistyneet?

kuka mää oon ja käynks mä usein täällä?
ja mist vitusta sä kuulet et tää on päällä?
ovatko ajassa ja paikassa herkistyneet
ne samat jotka ovat nyt jo selkiytyneet?

kuka VITTU mää oon ja käynks mä täällä?
ja miksi vitussa sulla on nuo vainot päällä?
onko aika ja avaruus vääristyneet?
vai onko ne vaan hymynne, pelkistyneet?

kuka VITTU oon ja käynks usein täällä?
suojaan juoksen aina paitsi poutasäällä
ovatko ajassa ja paikassa herkistyneet
ne samat jotka ovat nyt jo selkiytyneet?

kyssäreitä
kyssäreitä kylliksi
kyssäreitä
kyssäreitä lämpimiksi
kyssäreitä
kyssäreitä valmiiksi
kyssäreitä
kyssäreitä toviksi...
kyssäreitä!
Kuka Mää Oon ? (c) Mika N. (Rhoads) 20/05/2022
Posted: 19 May 2022 22:02 [ permalink ]
Peenari (sales): w: reaver axe
You tell Peenari 'mihi oot axes laittanu'
Peenari tells you 'ei oo ollu käyttöö, ni myyny pois, birthasin vähä
spontaanisti rommipäissäni, ni en ollu valmis'
You tell Peenari 'muah'
You tell Peenari 'jätkä veti niinku paremmaksi vielä ku tyypit yleensä
reinccaa kännissä! :DDD'
You tell Peenari 'KÄNNIBIRTHIT!'
Peenari tells you 'synty voittamaan! ja tekeen vähä turhan nopeita
ratkaisuja!'
Posted: 16 May 2022 09:34 [ permalink ]
[09:33]:Rhoads (party): ah pilsut joo

[09:33]:Rhoads (party): ainii en pysty ku spawn :D

[09:33]:Rhoads (party): lolz

[09:33]:Malos (party): 8)

[09:33]:Malos (party): oiskoha meil kaik

[09:33]:Malos (party): botin vois maggaralle, sil varmaa o ept hapoil

[09:33]:Maggara [party]: spawnille pitää pillerit piilottaa kinkun sisään niin
menee
Posted: 13 May 2022 15:14 [ permalink ]
Perjantai alkoi n. klo15:
[15:01]:Eronk (ghost): mitehä toho naapurin lespoon sais jonku
kommunikaatioyhteyden

[15:01]:Eronk (ghost): oho lotto

[15:01]:Night (ghost): varmaan koputtamalla oveen

[15:03]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: oletko koittanu soittaa ovikelloa

[15:04]:Eronk (ghost): ei sil o

[15:04]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: sit nightin vinkki

[15:04]:Eronk (ghost): ei se ees moikkaa mua ohimennessä. kerra sanoin sille
että kato hiiri mutta ei reagoinu siihenkää

[15:04]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: tai pistä mekko päälle ja mene pomppii pihalle

[15:04]:Caped (ghost): lesbot on kovia, ne ei pelkää hiiriä

[15:04]:Eronk (ghost): näytti että se hiiri meni sen kämppää sisää mutta not
my problem

[15:05]:Tuli (ghost): green mile

[15:05]:Eronk (ghost): viime kesänä siel katkes vedet kun sen kaveri oli
suihkus nii semmone 18v mimmi juoksi pyyhkeessä mun eestä ku olin röökillä

[15:06]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: mihin se sit juoksi

[15:07]:Eronk (ghost): no se meni kertoo sille lespolle että vedet katkes kun
se lespo oli laittamas pyykkei narulle

[15:07]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: olisit tarjonnut omaa suihkuas

[15:07]:(ghost): Rhoads leans back with a bowl of popcorn, enjoying the
conversation.

[15:08]:Caped (ghost): eiköhän se lespokaveri tarjonnut sille kultaisen
suihkun korvaamaan hehehehe... joo, häivyn tästä keskustelusta

[15:08]:Rhoads (ghost): oletan että se on hot lesbo eikä butch lesbo?

[15:08]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: pakko olla koska norsuthan pekäs hiiriä

[15:08]:Rhoads (ghost): aijoo hyvä pointti

[15:10]:<ghost>: Ggr gives suspicious looks to everyone.

[15:11]:Eronk (ghost): se on semmonen ernu, ei kumpikaan

[15:11]:Eronk (ghost): se pyyhke kaveri oli kyllä hot
Posted: 04 Apr 2022 17:32 [ permalink ]
Great Birthday Party! =)

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| Party Name: Birthday: 666                (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   1736006
|

| Created: Mon Apr 04 16:15:08 2022        ( 0h 54m 29s) | Exp/min:     31563
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 1.1  +Grimoire      fol 1144(1295)    full      full   | ??? |             
|

| 1.2  Rhoads         ldr 1030(1052)  684( 684) 364(410) | III |       622593
|

|*1.3  Bartok         fol 1752(1752)   34(  34) 253(429) |  97 |       527296
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

| Klint               fol 1112(1112) 1023(1023) 281(285) | 100 |       586117
|

| Huge slave               720( 793)     low      full   | ??? |             
|

| Dread                    484( 484)    full      full   | ??? |             
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Posted: 30 Mar 2022 22:28 [ permalink ]
Kissinger quote from a speech to the WHO Council on Eugenics, February 25,
2009:
"Once the herd accepts mandatory vaccinations, it's game over. They will
accept anything - forcible blood or organ donation - "for the greater good".
We can genetically modify children and sterilize them --- "For the greater
good". Control sheep minds and you control the herd. Vaccine makers stand to
make billions. And many of you in this room are investors. It's a big win-win.
We thin out the herd and the herd pays us for extermination services."

Posted: 15 Mar 2022 03:49 [ permalink ]
No remorse I'm gonna let it burn
Torch those souls who will never learn
Absence counts as act of violence
You oughta be honest!
Truth get's out, it's so hard to resist
Can't back down I'm the catalyst
Time to kill the wall of silence
Posted: 08 Dec 2021 02:28 [ permalink ]
Ens tells you 'i tried to go to santa and ended up getting intercepted by
Zin's bedroom of love'
Posted: 30 Nov 2021 16:17 [ permalink ]
Moving out of Hell
-------------------

Bring me hell
I can take it
a soul to sell
to turn a profit

An ancient list of forgotten names
every one contains a tale
of woe, grief, sorrow and sadness
hear their descent into madness

Walk between these shelves so dire
watch out, don't play with fire
whispering scrolls in the night
telling you to kill the light

Enter the sacred maze of old
find the end, the secrets unfold
or wander forever and face starvation
everyone tries to avoid damnation
Posted: 30 Nov 2021 06:15 [ permalink ]
"Just don?t be afraid of your death. It really is your friend, come to embrace
you in its loving arms, to take you home again."
https://www.splicetoday.com/writing/the-great-life
Posted: 29 Nov 2021 20:29 [ permalink ]
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by
the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened.
But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Posted: 26 Nov 2021 15:05 [ permalink ]
Hirvet juoksevat hädissään
Hakuammuntaa pimeässä
Huomenna menen AA-kerhoon hirvipeijaisten jälkeen
Posted: 25 Nov 2021 23:47 [ permalink ]
The Day I Left The World
-------------------------

This is me, mentally naked
stripped of all illusions
free
free to be and behave
in a way I see fit

Consisting almost solely of ugly scars
existential angst and
pure misery
I can view the world from the depths of
my pit
my stronghold and
headquarters
the endless void of my soul

My view is clear
my thoughts sharp
my mind calm...

...calm like
just before the storm

Mark this day, brethren
for this is the day
the day I left the world

-M.N. Spring 2021-
Posted: 25 Nov 2021 23:45 [ permalink ]
Tortured Soul
--------------

Down in the dephts of my tortured soul
I sometimes find small shards of broken light.

Trying to grasp these shards or assemble them
into something real hurts me. It tears open
my soul and makes it spill its darkness out.

But the darkness in me is infinite, it bleeds
out and eventually the wound heals just enough
to stop the bleeding.

The result is an ugly scar.
These scars is what I am.
I envy the unscarred.

-M.N. Spring 2021-
Posted: 07 Nov 2021 00:12 [ permalink ]
1. Chevelle takes emerald armour set.
2. Lanathesil skipped for now, not sure if coming back.
3. Magnataur gets manta ray mace.
4. Towns gets +dam +light glowing bracelets.
5. Hapsor gets bandolier of the hellish warrior

Tell me when you want to pick up your item (Magnataur can still pick between
+dam bracelets and manta ray mace, I just thought he wants mace.)
Posted: 07 Nov 2021 00:07 [ permalink ]
You hum melodically 'Towns.'

You roll a 100 sided die 1 time: 32.

You hum melodically 'Hapsor.'

You roll a 100 sided die 1 time: 25.

You hum melodically 'Magnataur.'

You roll a 100 sided die 1 time: 40.

You hum melodically 'Chevelle.'

You roll a 100 sided die 1 time: 99.

You hum melodically 'Lanathesil.'

You roll a 100 sided die 1 time: 62.
You hum melodically 'Order to pick is: 1. Chevelle - 99, 2. Lanathesil - 62,
3. Magnataur - 40, 4. Towns - 32, 5. Hapsor - 25.'
Posted: 29 Oct 2021 15:17 [ permalink ]
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be
a merrier world."
-J.R.R. Tolkien
Posted: 28 Oct 2021 12:36 [ permalink ]
Kohothegreat gives you Kohothegreat's balls.
Kohothegreat hisses 'much better.'
Posted: 27 Oct 2021 17:31 [ permalink ]
Kohothegreat {party}: stunnissa ja 8 hp ja ukko vaan totee että 1
Posted: 19 Oct 2021 16:34 [ permalink ]
1960-luvulla tehtiin psykologisia kokeita, joissa selvisi muun muassa, että
jos pommitat ihmiskohteita alinomaa pelkoviesteillä, enintään kahdessa
kuukaudessa suurin osa kohteista ovat täydellisesti aivopestyjä uskomaan
vääriä viestejä. Aina siihen pisteeseen saakka, että kun heille esittää minkä
määrän tahansa selkeää, vastakkaista informaatiota, se ei muuta heidän
mieltään.
Posted: 11 Oct 2021 00:34 [ permalink ]
The stars shine down on the crimson sky
As the night falls upon
The pain arrives and hurts like a twist of a knife
It makes him wish to be gone

So he's facing the curtain descending with a razorblade smile
He's taken "the path neverending" yet only to walk for a while (for a while)

He's gazing through all that is there
and sees the world left for him to despise
Blissfully feeling so dead, no glimmer in his eyes

So no more joy or forgiving, he's one with misery
Nothing left to believe in, he's reaching out to be free (to be free)

On that trail the warrior rides
chasing the fall of his soul
Life's been too dire so the fullest desire has died
deep from inside (inside)

On that trail the warrior rides
chasing the fall of his soul
Life's been too dire so the fullest desire has died
deep from inside

On that trail the warrior rides
from the cradle straight to the grave
Within his heart he feels his soul's being barred
yet aberrant (aberrant)

Sentenced - One With Misery
Posted: 11 Sep 2021 17:02 [ permalink ]
[17:01]:Droolah (party): kovin clawer reinc varmaa tää sulle

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: joo

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: liiditki!

[17:01]:Droolah (party): mmm

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: oho korva putos

[17:01]:Droolah (party): Infernal!!

[17:01]:Droolah (party): :D

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: meikän ogrenkorva

[17:01]:Droolah (party): oho korva putos :D:D:D

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: :D

[17:01]:Droolah (party): "leadut" jne :D

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: höhöhöh

[17:01]:Droolah (party): sit putoo korva

[17:01]:Rhoads {party}: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[17:01]:Droolah (party): eiss

[17:01]:Droolah (party): vittu spitaalisten kuningas! leadut ja kaikki!
Posted: 08 Sep 2021 14:14 [ permalink ]
Here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. Our other
core value is rate at which number go up go up. These two core values guide us
in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible.

Posted: 26 Aug 2021 14:26 [ permalink ]
Bazil tells you 'i want you inside me'
Posted: 26 Aug 2021 13:00 [ permalink ]
The Only Freedom
-----------------

The only freedom you have is to choose the lie you're believing. Just don't
question it and you must be right. Curiosity reveals the truth to be poison
for the lies spoiling our horizon are yet invisible for the crowd blinded by
delights, too comfy to listen to reason, too proud to admit they are mislead
by their leaders.
The freedom to choose their lie to believe, proud for things they should be
ashamed of. Weak are the ones unwilling to question the loudest lie conquers
the weakest of minds. The loudest of men will lead the crowd and truth is what
pleases the ears of the mob until it loses its origins and becomes history.
There is no reason to listen to no dreams to fulfill if they are forbidden by
the mighty. Freedom is just another prison for the weak, a cage for their
dreams, the thirst for power, the illusion to bind their herds. Hatred leads
the strong when they realize.
Greed boils the truth to poison while lies spoil our horizon. The only road to
truth is violence. Make the crowd listen. Make them look through those
blindfolds. Sheer power will lead to change when they see the truth.
When the lies are revealed the truth will stay until the strong start to reign
and replace it with their own. Revolution once again leads to a new prison as
the hatred boils the truth to poison and their lies spoil our horizon. Once
again the weak follow the word of the strong and the truth is buried under
greed and pride.
The only freedom is just illusion for the rebelling mob, yet they embrace it,
blinded by the lies.

--anonymous

Posted: 24 Aug 2021 03:20 [ permalink ]
Senson tells Gunk and you 'well all ur gear total isn't worth more than 15m
imo you won't find
anyone who wants to pay anything close to that even. just my opinion'
Posted: 22 Aug 2021 06:53 [ permalink ]
Eat Darkness
------------
(c) Terminal Trauma 2021
-
two reasons
mad and sane
changing seasons
die in vain
-
swipe
tap
check
it's done
-
eat darkness
chew and swallow
bite and bark
they're only hollow
defecate
chains of sorrow
madness flies
wait, tomorrow
-
for all I care
and do not dare
to question why
let truth lie
-
swipe
tap
check
it's done
-
a link
to click
for the end
of one
-
eat darkness
chew and swallow
bite and bark
they're only hollow
defecate
chains of sorrow
madness flies
wait, tomorrow
-
terror, mirror
broken glass
imagine image
the carcass pass
-
eat darkness
chew and swallow
bite and bark
they're only hollow
defecate
chains of sorrow
madness flies
wait, tomorrow
-
eat darkness
chew and swallow
bite and bark
they're only hollow
defecate
chains of sorrow
madness flies
wait, tomorrow
-
-
-
Copyright Mika N. & Terminal Trauma 22.8.2021
Posted: 21 Aug 2021 23:21 [ permalink ]
The Most Evil Shrine of the Demon race.
You have entered the gateway to Hell. All around you are flames and burning
coals. The smell of sulfur almost makes you faint. The heat is overwhelming.
An evil red orb floats in the center of this room. In the orb you can see the
the souls of those in hell. Just below the orb is a giant hand. It is rumored
that this is the hand of Satan. The palm of the giant hand looks like some
kind of altar. Blood drips down the sides of the hand. You notice an upside
-down black cross behind the orb. Below low the cross is written ' The Most
Evil Shrine of the Demon race, Servants of Satan.'
Obvious exits are: d and out.
A large statue that roughly looks like a demon
You have passed the test to become the leader of the demon race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the demon race.

Posted: 16 Aug 2021 21:30 [ permalink ]
Mortis shouts 'I butchered Glaurung for breakfast, who's up for dinner?'

Ghost of Glaurung (ghost): not bad, i survived 13days in nuns

Siggy [ghost]: accept

Siggy [ghost]: oh

Caol [ghost]: record?

Moonglaze (ghost): 13 days too many
Dunlop (ghost): :D

Drifter (ghost): nuns are evil and must die

Moonglaze (ghost): wandle wandle wandle
Rhoads (ghost): nuns are evil? this is new

(ghost): Niele smirks.

Rhoads (ghost): I thought they belong to the good_religious background and
all... shieeet

Moonglaze (ghost): Nuns have no fun.. according to Mercyfull fate

Berenn (ghost): I thought sarcasm over text was hard... hmm.

Rhoads (ghost): satanic nuns have all the fun, actually... there's none left
for others

Moonglaze (ghost): ahem.. nun left for others

Drifter (ghost): "chaotic good" must be a new thing here

(ghost): Rhoads gives a thumbs up to Moonglaze.

Moonglaze (ghost): there were those stanic nuns in Good Omens

Moonglaze (ghost): satanic

Tonto (ghost): ppl always mix things, good_religious doesnt make you good
aligned. :D

Ghost of Glaurung (ghost): stanic nuns..

Ghost of Glaurung (ghost): HAIL STAN!

Moonglaze (ghost): glaurung lags :-)

Moonglaze (ghost): Stan is the doorman. he has a knifle

Rhoads (ghost): all hail great spaghetti monster in the sky... may you bless
us with good pasta

Hicks (ghost): ramen!
Moonglaze (ghost): anti-pasti!
Posted: 10 Aug 2021 09:49 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You sit down and start meditating.
You manage to force your demon into a light slumber.
You contemplate the concept of nothingness.
You feel the chi flowing through you.
The water BURNS your skin.
You become one with the universe.

Cool vampire is cool.
Posted: 08 Aug 2021 14:30 [ permalink ]
[14:30]:Rhoads (party): "en oo koskaan ollu 100 level" -Tikku
[14:30]:Tikku (party): :D
[14:30]:Rhoads (party): "97 ollu max..." -Tikku
[14:30]:Rhoads (party): "Tämän vuojen tavote on 100 level"
[14:30]:Tikku (party): :D
[14:30]:Droolah (party): mippaa stigi
[14:30]:Rhoads (party): " teen mersun ja mippaan suoraan 100M"
[14:30]:Tikku (party): tap
[14:30]:Droolah (party): nii
[14:30]:Rhoads (party): [ HA, HA, HA ]

Posted: 05 Aug 2021 03:34 [ permalink ]
[03:31]:Rhoads (party): know about the "pentagram" here? :P
[03:31]:Rhoads (party): I mean... the formation of these mage rooms...
[03:32]:Rhoads (party): bah
[03:32]:Zai [party]: Why is there five dildos in a circle... satan what is
wrong what you? ' 'Satan? I'm Saytan the perverted' 'Fuck I need to stop
drawing summoning circles in crayon'
[03:32]:Rhoads (party): :DDDDDD
[03:32]:Zandrea (party): heh
Posted: 30 Jul 2021 12:57 [ permalink ]
The gap that grows between our lives
The gap our parents never had
Stop those thoughts control your mind
Replace the things that you despise
Oh you're old I hear you say
It doesn't mean that I don't care
I don't believe in it anymore
Pathetic acts for a worthless cause

In the beginning when we were winning
When our smiles were genuine
In the beginning when we were winning
When our smiles were genuine
But now unforgiven, the everlasting
Everlasting

The world is full of refugees
They're just like you and just like me
But as people we have a choice
To end the void with all its force
So don't forget or don't pretend
It's all the same now in the end
It was set in a different life
Destroys my days and haunts my nights

In the beginning when we were winning
When our smiles were genuine
In the beginning when we were winning
When our smiles were genuine
But now unforgiven, the everlasting
Everlasting

Manic Street Preachers - The Everlasting
Posted: 29 Jul 2021 00:56 [ permalink ]
Tonto {ghost}: Teacher, leave the kids alone
Posted: 23 Jul 2021 11:43 [ permalink ]
Darker [party]: tazlalla on siksi star shaped shield kun niin isot tissit että
mahtuu niiden sakaroiden välistä
Posted: 09 Jul 2021 15:00 [ permalink ]
[15:00]:Klint (party): oon varmaa kans kiinabotti =)
Posted: 02 Jul 2021 09:48 [ permalink ]
Info: Droolah recovers from link death.
Droolah (wanted): doings for mage
Info: Droolah goes link dead.

...
Posted: 25 Jun 2021 10:36 [ permalink ]
Darker tells you 'mää aattelin tehdä perinteisen juhannustaian, kun juo pullon
viinaa, piilottaa kirveen ja neliapilan kuistin alle ja sit kiroaa takaperin
kolmesti, niin saa vuoden kuluessa paingiverin!'
Posted: 22 Jun 2021 14:44 [ permalink ]
Darker tells you 'pitäskö istua sc:lle ja vaatia taskpoint neutraalia
batmudia?'
Posted: 17 Jun 2021 07:50 [ permalink ]
Shine like a star
bright as you are
explode in glory
tell them your story

numb the pain
kill for gain
numb the pain
create and slay

what can be found
after spreading around
dust and debris
nothing, no misery

numb the pain
kill for gain
numb the pain
create and slay

17.6.2021 -MJN-
Posted: 17 Jun 2021 07:47 [ permalink ]
The curse of curiosity and the thirst for knowledge. Either drown in chaos or
learn to tame it, as chaos is just movement we haven't yet figured out. A
theory yet unwritten, just like magic is science waiting to be understood.
-anonymous
Posted: 06 Jun 2021 16:01 [ permalink ]
(15:57) Darker tells you 'sarjassamme hyviä messageja: You get up on Sexdoll
and begin to ride.'
(15:58) You emote to Darker 'goes 'MUAH' at you.'
(15:59) Darker tells you 'wyrm = salasuhde.. tyttöystävä = nightmare. ja sit
abomination = vaimo'
(15:59) Darker tells you 'tzarakkien mounttiluokitus helppo muistaa'
Posted: 25 May 2021 09:24 [ permalink ]
Night tells you 'aattelin että kävisin hakeen noita libetaskeja nyt ja alan
niitä sitte kattoo'
Night tells you 'katellaan myöhemmin vaikka'
Night tells you 'ollaan kyllä lähössä laivalle mut kai sielläki voi vähä
mudailla'
You tell Night 'ei sun tarvi niitä yrittää, et saa kuitenkaa tehtyy ja sit
sukkailet 4ever sillä ja sit reinccaat surullisena ja teet vielä huonomman
jonku xD'
Night tells you ':)'
You tell Night 'ja kierre jatkuu xD sit keksit jonku hyvän mutta kyllästyt ja
reinckuume yllättää ja löydät ittes jostai kännissä tehdystä civ duck sabre
tank reincistä ja expat on leveleis kii xD'
Night tells you 'haha'
You tell Night (busy) 'how to fail at batmud completely xD'
Posted: 24 May 2021 09:44 [ permalink ]
Mitä mielesssä? Tämä Facebook kysyy taas kerran. No, minäpä kerron:
Olen nyt 40-vuotias ja pääsääntöisesti kaikki vaikuttaa nykyään aivan vitun
vammaiselta. Aivan vitun kaikki just tällaset nuorten psykoosit ja
signaloinnit ja vitun facetubet ja perseenkeikkattamiset ja huoraamiset
onlyfanissa ja mitä vittuja niitä on, transut mainostaa itseään kadulla,
vanhemmat vie lapsiaan homokulkueisiin ja mitä enemmän miehet on kyrpää
imeneet sen parempi se on. Kaikki on menny saatana päästään sekasin.
Mamut saatana riehuu ja niitä raahataan tänne lisää, kansalaista kustaan
silmään sanomalla sitä työperäiseksi maahanmuutoksi, mitään ei saa enää sanoa
tai tehdä kun joillain tulee paha mieli, jos jotain sanot olet julkisessa
häpeäpaalussa. Töittä ei saa enää hakemalla ilman vitun videoryhmähaastatteluit
a, valtion rahat lähetetään afrikkaan ja italiaan, jos et kannata sitä olet
rasisti ja kusipää.
Moottoriteistä tehdään jotain perkeleen bulevardeja kolmelle haisevalle
fillaristille, laittomasti maassa oleville tarjotaan kotimatkan sijaan
palveluita, koulujärjestelmä on paskottu, eläkejärjestelmä on paskottu ja
eläkeikä taivaassa, asuminen maksaa tonnin kuussa ja vasemman kiveksen jostain
rupisesta luukusta, peruspalvelut saa enää suurista kaupungeista,
vanhustenhoito on vituillaan, prioriteetit täysin hukassa. Mielenterveyspotilaa
t kulkee kadulla, tulonsiirrot paskoo talouden, verotus on jo sairauden
tasolla ja vittu viidesosa suomalaisista ulosotossa.
Viisi huoraa virnistelee telkkarissa että hyvät vitun diilit tehtiin kun
annettiin viimeisetkin fyrkat laiskoille vitun paskoille. Voi vittu että
vituttaa.
Posted: 20 May 2021 05:56 [ permalink ]
Gunk (rixx): rixx robot cannot be tamed :(
You tell Gunk 'that's sad, mate. would you have ridden him to sunset`? :DDD'
Gunk tells you 'oh yeah'
Posted: 18 May 2021 07:05 [ permalink ]
Those awaken who are meant to be awaken
----------------------------------------

awaken!
those awaken!
awaken! those who are!
meant to be awaken!

laboratories
hospitals
play god every day

vaccination
termination
extinct human race

awaken!
those awaken!
awaken! those who are!
meant to be awaken!
THOSE AWAKEN THOSE WHO ARE MEANT TO BE AWAKEN!
THOSE AWAKEN THOSE WHO ARE MEANT TO BE AWAKEN!

surveillance
privacy breakdown
control
mind detached

"in the news today: vaccination passports for every citizen of planet earth
project"
"as we interview doctor Haza Rrd from P.E.P. you can find out more about this
marvelous idea and its funding"
"DISCLAIMER: may cause unbearable feeling of wanting to travel again"

THOSE AWAKEN THOSE WHO ARE MEANT TO BE AWAKEN!
THOSE AWAKEN THOSE WHO ARE MEANT TO BE AWAKEN!
THOSE AWAKEN THOSE WHO ARE MEANT TO BE AWAKEN!
THOSE AWAKEN THOSE WHO ARE MEANT TO BE AWAKEN!

"I was in a trance, a braindance and hehehehehehehehehehehe all them flying
colours!"
"HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA! HA!"

"like I said, my boss is ------------------------"
Posted: 17 Apr 2021 22:01 [ permalink ]
You snort a line of powdered taskpoints. Holy shit that's some strong stuff!
Rhoads goes "Woah! that's some seriously great taskpoint".

Good times again.

Posted: 16 Apr 2021 15:20 [ permalink ]
Ens cuts a fat line of powdered taskpoints onto the mirror of the bajot table.

Ah, good times.
Posted: 09 Apr 2021 08:10 [ permalink ]
[07:58]:Rhoads (chat): I've always thought jazz was shit, like they play the
wrong notes on purpose and pretend it sounds good but it seems all that was
needed was a good lookin' bass player chick funking it out with bass and I've
been listening to jazz for 2 whole long songs now O_o

[07:58]:Living (chat): or a basic understanding of musical theory

[07:59]:Rhoads (chat): blah, thank you very much but I have a basic
understanding of musical theory, shit that doesn't sound good, doesn't sound
good, period.

[08:00]:Roak {chat}: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB6Ix1sw0iI [
http://www.bat.org/u/VAk ]

[08:01]:Living (chat): i doubt it if you listen to jazz and claim they play
wrong notes. it tells me you are tone deaf and don't have a clue what you are
talking about or listening to

[08:01]:Rhoads (chat): well I wasn't 100% serious on "wrong notes" but jazz is
just elevator music usually to me :P

[08:01]:Rhoads (chat): nothing sticks out, I mean

[08:02]:Living (chat): mmkay, i can relate to that i guess

[08:02]:Rhoads (chat): it's just guys fiddling with strange scales playing
soft tunes etc

[08:04]:Living (chat): depends i guess, some jazz might be boring elevator
music, but most of it is pretty exciting if you play any instrument yourself
and/or understand music

[08:05]:Living (chat): i'm guessing you don't like classical music either

[08:07]:Living (chat): to each their own of course, you can argue about these
things but rarely is ther a point

[08:08]:Rhoads (chat): well, I was just about to say I'm officially ruined,
it's only 8am and I've listened to classical (tchaikovski) and steve nicks and
this polish jazz band so far this morning :)

[08:08]:Rhoads (chat): *stevie

[08:08]:Rhoads (chat): should get more into classical, I've been listening to
swan lake so far mostly if I do listen to classical

Darker tells you 'jumalauta kohta katot varmaan temppareita ja juot
yksisarvissiideria shamppanjalasista my little ponyn selästä discopallon alla,
äkkiä METALLI soimaan nyt'
Posted: 17 Mar 2021 06:21 [ permalink ]
All Your Friends Are Dead
------------------------

I saw the news today, haven't you read?
it says that all my friends are dead
funny thing is they still walk around
for what purpose, by what are they bound?

some dark force must be behind all this
their feet dragging on make a hiss
gazing at the glow in their hands
their hair on their eyes like strands

I saw the news today, haven't you read?
it says that all your friends are dead
funny thing is they still walk around
their tight lips not making a sound

some mundane power must be behind all this
like the deadly caress of a serpent's kiss
gazing at you with accusing eyes
inviting you into their lies

I saw the news today, haven't you read?
it says no one at all is dead
funny thing I see no people here
only the undead, walking near
Posted: 17 Mar 2021 04:28 [ permalink ]
Ralmaz [wanted]: I ask Yggdrasil one time - how much dragon eggs cost, and you
know what he tell me? "Hmm cost? I jsut eat them always"
Ralmaz [wanted]: I think he just eat everything
Posted: 20 Feb 2021 06:10 [ permalink ]
Ei vitun "pari leipää" !!!

Droolah tells you 'vittu ei oo mitään safkattavaa, moneltakoha toi lähäri
aukee'
Droolah tells you 'kelloki 6 :D'
You tell Droolah ' https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwz7lWqXcNzYTDIwVkotMHgycUE
/edit '
Droolah tells you 'poppareita menis'
You tell Droolah 'shid'
You tell Droolah 'meikällä ois vaikka mitä'
You tell Droolah 'sellasta nopeeta vaa leipää ja kinkkua'
You tell Droolah 'siivuina kinkku siis'
You tell Droolah 'sit kahteen uuniruokasettiin ainekset'
You tell Droolah 'toiseen tulee possunsuikaleita ja toiseen kanasuikaleita'
You tell Droolah 'molempiin uunivihanneksia ja pottua ja kermaa ja mausteet'
Droolah tells you 'joohps'
Droolah tells you 'mmmmmm'
You emote to Droolah 'smacks its lips together and makes a slurping sound at
you.'
Droolah tells you '"pari leipää"'
You tell Droolah 'EIH!'
You tell Droolah ':D'
Droolah tells you 'uunileipiä ois kova vittu'
Droolah tells you ':D'
You tell Droolah 'EI VITTU'
Droolah tells you 'muutamat nakkaa...'
Droolah tells you 'kinkua, ananasta, salamia HAWMN! jotain tuommosta'
Droolah tells you ':D'

:D
Posted: 18 Feb 2021 05:48 [ permalink ]
Me ollaan rikkomassa tätä maailmaa
Kaikki on luonnollista, paitsi sinä (sinä)
Haettiin lämpö metsästä, asuttiin siellä
Metsästettiin, kerättiin, lisäännyttiin, kuoltiin
Nykyään me keksitään miten olla kuolematta homoja
Olla jumalia (ei vittu)
Tarkoituksista otettuja tarpeita
Ei osa luontoa vaan tuhoojia
Eikö me ennen tultu paljon paremmin toimeen
Ennen digitalisaatiota, globalisaatiota
Koneita, kuoleman pakenemista
Luonnon muokkaamista, sen osana olemisen kieltämistä
Lapset puistoissa pelailemassa, nyt netissä toisiaan selailemassa (Miksi?)
Kytkettynä verkkoon, rahalla saat kaiken tämän
Systeemin orjia, ei paikkaa mihin paeta
Sä oot mun mailla
Oma kuva rikkinäisistä peileistä, tavoitteet tv:stä
Firmoja ei johda ihmiset vaan raha
Mieti miks menetit työpaikkas
Vartija sen lämpimästä häätää, entinen yrittäjä ilman yöpaikkaa (sinä)
Pois rikkaan tieltä, kädessä pikavippimainos
Menetetty peli, ei asuntoa, ei oljenkortta
Luottotiedoissa rikosrekisteri (näin)
Tv-ruudussa taivas, laatikkoa tuijottaa terve, sairas (sinä)
Vihollisena Al Qaida (minä)
Oi ku ois rahaa, taivas, Adidas
Sä ihmettelet miks mä rikon jonku vitun ikkunan
Mitä vittua muuta mä voin tehä (mitä mä voin tehä?)
Ostaa hesarista mainospaikan ajatukselleni, äänestää (HAHAHAHA)
Kukaan näistä homoista ei suostu jakamaan omastaan
Mä tulin pyytämään, sä et haluu jakaa omastas
Emmä enää pyydäkkään
Ei köyhiä, ei sun suomessa
Ei työttömiä, ei sun suomessa
Voisko ne sun robottis myös elää tän mun elämän
Juossu ku hullu, elävä kuollu (ei enää)
Mä oon ollu liian kaua päissään
Mä oon ajattelematon, pysyn täällä järjissään
Tulee niin kuuma ettet tarvi enää turkkii (ei tarvi)
Niin kuuma ettet voi enää paeta nurkkiin
Ei tarvi mennä solariumiin
Sä palat elävältä (sä palat)
Kun koko maailma on paskana, helvetissä
Tietämättömänä kärsiny tyhjästä olosta
Löysin itseni pyhästä sodasta
Ihmisen puolesta koneita vastaan, luonnon puolesta ihmisiä vastaan!

Mitä sä voit tehä enää?

Juokse sinä uuden tulevaisuus on niin tumma
Ja lopussa alku jo siintaa
Oi kuinka sinua rakastin
En voi sanoilla paremmin piirtaa...

Posted: 03 Feb 2021 00:23 [ permalink ]
Tears of Laesa: quest complete!
Congratulations! You have just completed Tears of laesa!
You receive 38370 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 02 Feb 2021 22:38 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Experiment 666: Part ]|[ !   (Members:  2) | Exp Tot:    147183
|
| Created: Tue Feb 02 22:11:21 2021        ( 0h 23m 10s) | Exp/min:      6132
|
|========================================================|====================|
                  |  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Rhoads         |      100.00% |      100.00% |      100.00%
2. Peenari        |        0.00% |        0.00% |        0.00%

:D
Posted: 02 Feb 2021 21:59 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Thunder                      (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   8674652
|
| Created: Tue Feb 02 20:16:44 2021        ( 1h 32m 47s) | Exp/min:     93275
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1  Nepnep         fol 1823(2146)   97(  97) 243(432) |  IX |      2060046
|
| 1.2  Malos          ldr  988(1248)  442( 474) 408(445) | III |      2540750
|
| 1.3  Rhoads         fol  955(1115)   64( 414)  36(454) |  96 |      1989369
|
| 2.1  Caveron        fol  607( 640)  633(1817) 278(283) | III |      2084487
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
| Malos' soul         fol    high       full      full   | ??? |             
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Rhoads         |       32.38% |        3.81% |       30.27%
2. Nepnep         |       30.90% |        9.70% |       30.53%
3. Malos          |       28.82% |       77.70% |       32.64%
4. Caveron        |        7.90% |        8.80% |        6.55%
Posted: 01 Feb 2021 18:16 [ permalink ]
(17:49) Zrnoldi tells you 'selvä hhe'
(17:50) You tell Zrnoldi 'et ainakaa sinä! :D'
(17:51) Zrnoldi tells you 'voi olla. Olet oikeassa'
(17:52) Zrnoldi tells you 'otetaanko kilpa?'
(17:52) You tell Zrnoldi 'mikä'
(17:52) Zrnoldi tells you 'kumpi saa seksikkään naisen naimisiin'
(17:52) You tell Zrnoldi 'määritä seksikäs'
(17:53) Zrnoldi tells you 'pitäs kai olla joku tuomari totta'
(17:53) You tell Zrnoldi 'nii'
(17:53) You tell Zrnoldi 'joka määrittää ne speksit'
(17:53) You tell Zrnoldi 'ei riitä ulkonäkö imho!'
(17:53) Zrnoldi tells you 'jeos. ai ei vai....'
(17:53) You tell Zrnoldi 'en ala kärvistelee loppuikääni jonku missin kans
joka o pirttihirmu esim!'
(17:53) Zrnoldi tells you 'menee vaikeeksi'
(17:54) Zrnoldi tells you 'totta'
(17:54) You tell Zrnoldi 'no siis että ei ole iha sairas mieleltään niinku
puolet naisista tms :D'
(17:54) Zrnoldi tells you 'seki viel'
(17:55) Zrnoldi tells you 'jos vaan otetaan'
Posted: 30 Jan 2021 16:42 [ permalink ]
(15:46) Bazil tells you 'ffs sarmangoth dont know how to use entity xD'
(15:47) Bazil tells you 'think i coulda solo better lol'

Riiiiiiiiight...
Posted: 14 Jan 2021 15:10 [ permalink ]
They said the world
does not belong to you
you are not the king
I am not the fool
they said the world
does not belong to you
it don't belong to you
it belongs to
me!

Posted: 13 Jan 2021 01:17 [ permalink ]
https://vimeo.com/499698443
Posted: 12 Jan 2021 05:46 [ permalink ]
You swing your fist in the air with rage and yell 'CHARGE!'.
Your fluid motions allows you to move without breaking concentration.
Lab.
A large scientific lab, complete with surgical tools and strange balls to
store static electricity. The air is dry, and when you touch things you are
shocked by the static.
Obvious exit is: down.
one bronze coin
one tin coin
one zinc coin
4 mowgles coins
a mad scientist <wrapped>
Your superb dexterity avoids a nasty ambush.
Scientist exclaims 'So you dare to come back, Rhoads!'
********************** Round 1 **********************
Scientist tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You lightly cut Scientist causing a small scratch.
You lightly cut Scientist causing a small scratch.
You lightly cut Scientist causing a small scratch.
You cut Scientist causing a small scratch.
You cut Scientist producing a minor chill.
You slightly pierce Scientist making small marks.
That really HURT!
Scientist hits Rhoads thrice smashing rib bones into a lung.
H:330/1164 [-474] S:153/424 [] E:230/419 [] $:5701 [] exp:33644 []
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1  +Frank         fol  965(1536)    full      full   | ??? |             
|
| 1.2  Rhoads         ldr  330(1164)  153( 424) 230(419) |  96 |        26590
|
| 2.2  Jarsoon        fol  448( 448)  856( 856) 246(246) |  43 |        13993
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
| Deepshadow          fol  798( 798)  233( 543) 205(301) |  67 |        18142
|
| Akeem                   1220(1513)    full      full   | ??? |             
|
| Golem                   1560(1560)    full      high   | ??? |             
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Scientist is in bad shape (25%).
Golem arrives from down.
Deepshadow arrives from down.
Akeem arrives.
Frank arrives.
Your leadership skill saves Deepshadow from being ambushed!
Jarsoon arrives from down.
Rhoads (report): Controlled Motion worked! Don't start a new skill!
You are prepared to do the skill.
No combination has been set, attempting a single strike.
The cadence of your fencing is exemplary; Scientist observes in growing terror
as you professionally and unemotionally mutilate his body with your blade.

H:330/1164 [] S:153/424 [] E:190/419 [-40] $:5701 [] exp:33644 []
Deepshadow starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
You start concentrating on the skill.
You surreptitiously conceal your skill use.
Jarsoon starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
Scientist is in very bad shape (20%).
Rhoads (party): wow
********************** Round 2 **********************
etc! :D 

Gotta love controlled motion when it works :)
Posted: 11 Jan 2021 11:35 [ permalink ]
[11:34]:Rhoads (party): meikä on ruma ku rulllatuoli
[11:34]:Sinnah [party]: mä oon ketterä ku kehitysvammnanen

\:D/
Posted: 11 Jan 2021 09:47 [ permalink ]
Wince Neil, Arto Shruggare, Peter Stormare and Julian Assacre went to a bar in
Kepustan...

Wince winced after sipping his drink, got up in anger and left.
Arto watched Wince and only shrugged his shoulders and left, too.
Peter stormed the place and drank all the booze while Julian sat watching.
Afterwards, Julian tried to ASSACRE the bar staff, but failed horribly and got
arrested. He is still in jail.
Moral of the story:
What moral? You think there's a moral to every stupid story? Ok, the moral of
the story is: Don't drink and MUD.

Posted: 06 Jan 2021 08:45 [ permalink ]
I fell asleep, to sweet lullaby
A sleep in which I had a dream
In this dream
I conceived a perfect plan
That would change the face of mankind

For it was my dream
To create a perfect world
From this cold imperfect world
And all the answers were inside my mind
And I was unafraid
The dream was so enticing
Posted: 29 Dec 2020 21:57 [ permalink ]
Ulath <suomi>: Mietippä Huppu, jos paluu tulevaisuuteen tehtäis nyt, siinä
mentäs 90-luvulle

Yikes!
Posted: 29 Dec 2020 00:17 [ permalink ]
[ http://www.bat.org/u/U0e ]

Work in progress...
Posted: 28 Dec 2020 06:35 [ permalink ]
[06:32]:Musashi [newbie]: hrm haven't played for a while but I rememebr there
were some posts or something I could teleport to some areas with?  how can I
find those again?
[06:33]:Tomlin [newbie]: there is one outside the west gate of dottle
[06:33]:Rhoads the Helper (newbie): you mean you tricked me to exercising my
back a little, thanks
[06:33]:Rhoads the Helper (newbie): mischannel
[06:33]:Musashi [newbie]: hrm ok so wtf is dottle
[06:34]:Choboeio (newbie): dortle
[06:34]:Musashi [newbie]: you mean dortlewall?
[06:34]:Rhoads the Helper (newbie): it's a bottle with a D?
(06:34) Roak tells you 'a bottle for you dick ? :/'
(06:34) You tell Roak 'I knew it'
(06:34) You emote to Roak 'thanks you heartily.'
(06:34) @Roak chuckles politely at you.
Posted: 27 Dec 2020 19:28 [ permalink ]
[19:26]:Armin [party]: saas nähdä tuleeko perhe kohta kotiin
[19:26]:Armin [party]: sitten pitää taas lopetella
[19:26]:Gurd [party]: lock door, hide
[19:26]:Armin [party]: liian vähän huoneita sitä varten
[19:26]:Rhoads (party): :D
[19:26]:Armin [party]: läppärin kanssa peiton alle ja valot pois
[19:26]:Rhoads (party): kick door, yell
[19:27]:Armin [party]: shout back, divorce
[19:27]:Rhoads (party): :D
[19:27]:Armin [party]: pay alimony, stay poor
[19:27]:Rhoads (party): drink booze, become bitter
[19:28]:Armin [party]: loose job, will to live
[19:28]:Armin [party]: play batmud
Posted: 26 Dec 2020 14:43 [ permalink ]
| Party Name: uhu                          (Members:  6) | Exp Tot:  20295872
|
| Created: Sat Dec 26 12:21:05 2020        ( 2h  7m  9s) | Exp/min:    158561
|
| 2.3  Rhoads         fol  712( 712) 1346(1745) 248(254) |  98 |      3115928

"2020 xmas madness bonus exp record party"
Posted: 25 Dec 2020 23:41 [ permalink ]
[23:26]:Gunk (sales): 700k 1x to rhoads, 8 int 2 spr cloak
[23:26]:Ergor (sales): 710k
[23:26]:Gunk (sales): sold
[23:26]:Malos (sales): :D
[23:26]:(sales): Nct gives a thumbs up.
[23:26]:Rhoads (sales): yeah right, sold to me
[23:26]:[sales]: Shadowdeep chuckles politely.
[23:26]:Tatza (sales): What is this madness
[23:26]:Rhoads (sales): or continue bidding, works
[23:26]:Rhoads (sales): ?
[23:26]:Gunk (sales): sold to rhoads ya
[23:26]:Rhoads (sales): thanks man
(23:32) You tell Ergor 'mitäs sää nyt märiset, samalla sekunnilla tuli bidi ku
tuo sulki sen ni iha selkee minusta'
(23:32) You tell Ergor 'en yhtää ihmettele jos oot ignoressa ku huutelet jotai
trump supporter paskaa :)'
(23:33) Ergor tells you 'no so far mitä myyty niin jos joku kerkee sanoon
uuden bidin ennen sold sanomista niin uus bid on voimassa... onks tää muka
nykyään uus sääntö ?'
(23:33) You tell Ergor 'no siis meinaat että tuolla sun ninjabidillä ois
pitäny saaha se 710k:lla?'
(23:33) You tell Ergor 'get real'
(23:34) You tell Ergor 'mulle ois käyny se että oltais jatkettu bidailuu tosta
mut et kyll´ä täysillä käy jos tuo meni jotenki väärin sinusta'

Now ignoring Ergor.

Posted: 02 Oct 2020 11:15 [ permalink ]
(11:11) You tell Droolah 'söin eilen taas iha vaa pari leipää'
(11:12) Droolah tells you ':D'
(11:12) You tell Droolah 'paskattaa nyt kokoaja'
(11:12) You tell Droolah 'käyny jo kahesti ja kävin koiran kans just niin
rupes taas paskattaa'
(11:12) Droolah tells you 'joo meikä koittanu vähentää leipää nyt vaikka ostin
tuossa kyl paketin...'
(11:12) Droolah tells you ':DD'
(11:12) You tell Droolah 'njoo, ei vaa jaksanu laittaa mitää ja tultii eile
mökiltä ni ei ollu oikei mitää kaapissakaa'
(11:12) Droolah tells you 'ite vetasin eilen 4 tortillaa, 400g jauhista,
salaattia, sooseja....käyny yöllä jo 2x paskalla ja kusella'
(11:12) You tell Droolah 'haha'
(11:12) Droolah tells you 'aamusta sit käyny kerran vetää kunnon vitun
CAVEBEASTI PERSEESTÄ'
(11:13) Droolah tells you 'kattooki tuota leipäpakettia niin voi pahoin'
Posted: 24 Sep 2020 14:35 [ permalink ]
   The Abandonment Lament
  ------------------------

"Farewell to everyone
 now when I free myself
 from this life

 After walking
 a long hard road
 I can finally lay down
 and free myself
 from it all

 Let go.

   Goodbye everyone!
   it's time for me to go
   Farewell to everyone!
   it's time for me
   to leave.

 The moment
 I let go
 I gained full control
 of my life

   Goodbye everyone!
   it's time for me to go
   Farewell to everyone!
   it's time for me
   to leave.

 to leave
  this life
 to leave
  you all..."



(Bonus! Chords!
  chorus: Am F / Am F / Am F / E
  verse: Em / Em / G / Dsus4 D

   have "fun!" =)

Posted: 06 Sep 2020 00:17 [ permalink ]
"I gained full control of my life the moment I let go."
  -anonymous
Posted: 29 Aug 2020 09:47 [ permalink ]
The greatest form of control is where you think you're free, when you're being
fundamentally manipulated and dictated to. One form of dictatorship is being
in a prison cell and you can see the bars and touch them. The other one is
sitting in a prison cell but you can't see the bars but you think you're free.

What the human race is suffering from is mass hypnosis. We are being
hypnotized by people like this: newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick
people. The chasm between what we're told is going on, and what is really
going on, is absolutely enormous.

The greatest hypnotist on the planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner of
the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can
persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see,
you've got them. Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that
portrays the bigger picture of what's happening... and they have.
Posted: 23 Aug 2020 12:44 [ permalink ]
Epic combat from the beginning of my rebirth to eternal... psis rule btw! :)

<---------^--------->  Loc:    Plains in northwestern Lucentium
|                   |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|                   |          southeast, southwest
|                   |
|        ...        |  Flat and bare plains spread as far as eyes can reach.
|      r....td      |  The short grass is merely a few inches tall, but the
<      ...*.dd      >  pale-green straws reach hungrily towards light. Some
|      C...jdd      |  insects buzz clumsily about, recently woken from their
|        ...        |  cold sleep. The spring plains offer absolutely no cover
|                   |  from hostile eyes; better be careful. A short plant
|                   |  with light green leaves grows here.
|                   |
<---------v--------->
H:15/372 [-92] S:339/633 [] E:207/217 [-2] $:1 [] exp:6003 []
You start chanting.
You mentally note down the spell to repeat.
GgrTF: 'heal self' -> (Rhoads)
You are casting 'heal self'.
H:15/372 [] S:339/633 [] E:207/217 [] $:1 [] exp:6003 []
You are not in combat right now.
Your knowledge about Rhoads's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
Rhoads yawns sarcastically and says 'Well Rhoads guess it's time for your
daily beating!'
********************** Round 1 **********************
Rhoads near death [nd] (10%)
Rhoads arrives in a sudden burst of flatulence.
GgrTF: 'heal self'
You are casting 'heal self'.
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus littleee' (heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
H:70/372 [+55] S:289/633 [-50] E:207/217 [] $:1 [] exp:6003 []
You start chanting.
GgrTF: 'psibolt'
You are casting 'psibolt'.
Rhoads near death [nd] (10%)
********************** Round 2 **********************
You are about to DIE!
You are about to DIE!
H:50/372 [-20] S:289/633 [] E:207/217 [] $:1 [] exp:6003 []
Rhoads near death [nd] (10%)
GgrTF: 'psibolt'
You are casting 'psibolt'.
********************** Round 3 **********************
Rhoads near death [nd] (10%)
Rhoads fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'zot zur fehh' (shocking
grasp)
A shocking grasp hits you.
You lose your muscle control as electricity JOLTS through you!
H:6/372 [-44] S:289/633 [] E:207/217 [] $:1 [] exp:6003 []
You are done with the chant.
You throw a pinch of magic dust in air and chant 'omm zur sanc' (psibolt)
Your psibolt hits Rhoads.
You watch with self-pride as your psibolt hits Rhoads.
You feel a sense of accomplishment knowing you are once again unique.
You have a new TOP solo kill!
Rhoads staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Rhoads is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel excruciating PAIN in your head!
H:0/372 [-6] S:260/633 [-29] E:207/217 [] $:1 [] exp:12672 [+6669]
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Plains in northwestern Lucentium
Posted: 22 Aug 2020 05:00 [ permalink ]
Perusilta Snookerissa:
Line bellows 'mika.'
Puliukko almost stumbles.
You echo 'Timo.'
Now you really want a kepu!
You feel exhausted, being here in the light.
The bartender makes a scary face!
The bartender mutters 'This is no charity, punk. Go get some dough!'
Line bellows 'ei sun tarvia puhua mulle rakkaudesta <3.'
You go 'MUAH'.
Posted: 17 Aug 2020 21:35 [ permalink ]
Reinced on Mon Aug 17 09:28:16 2020, lasted for 7d, 19h, 28min and 26s.
Guilds and guild levels:
  War+ (15)                 Tarmalen (30)             Good religious (10)
Agez tells you 'olikos se nopeimmat tarmareinkit 2020 finaalipaikka auki :)'
:D
Posted: 12 Aug 2020 15:53 [ permalink ]
Darol <mudcon>: Työttömänä oleminen on vähän kuin seisoisi näyttämöllä
neljän nitroglyceriinipullon kanssa ja heti kun alkaa jonglööraamaan
jotain tulevaisuudenkuvaa itselleen niin on vaarana että kohta räjähtää
Posted: 08 Jul 2020 03:14 [ permalink ]
I know what you like
I know what you need
You want to hear me suffer?
You hold my seat
I kiss the leather of your high heeled shoes
I lick the spaces that you choose
I can see you reaching out for me
I crawl like a lamb that's my destiny
When it's over I'm back in my cave
Cause you're my master and I'm your slave
Dance the dance of lovers
I don't need no other
To ride the waves of pleasure and pain
Come on boy obey me
Lick my boots to please me
Maybe I will loosen your chains
I can break your will
I can make you kneel
I can force you to crawl
And to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine, power is mine
You need to be punished
And it will never finish
You are just a dog on a leash
Lick me baby lick me
Let me make you happy
But only if you're begging me 'please'
I can break your will
I can make you kneel
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine, power is mine
Power is mine, power is mine
I know what you want
I know what you need
I can tell you by your side
The way that you breathe
Passionate love, lust and bone
I can feel the blood
Pumping in your veins
I feel your nails, going in my chest
No time to relax, no time to rest
I want to be punished I have to obey
Cause you're my master
And I'm your slave
Posted: 07 Jul 2020 07:03 [ permalink ]
"no one knew why the shopkeeper was lying / on the street, lying down /
nothing was troubling him / he wasn't sick / just for being special / changed
his


mattress to asphalt / and the denizens were reminded / there were two golden
rules: / to the young and to the old / don't be a nuisance and / DON'T STEP ON
THE SHOPKEEPER"

Posted: 05 Jul 2020 23:47 [ permalink ]
Dear MUD,
  Today, I became OLD irl. Bad thing is I just had my birthday...
Thank you very kindly old friend, persistent killer hangover.

Posted: 05 Jul 2020 23:35 [ permalink ]
Dear MUD,
  today I tried to exp. It ended when gf wanted sex so I asked for 3mins to
study etc sell loots. After done in 2 minutes I had a minute to go to
bedroom. Then something extraordinarily weird happened:

Gf says: 'I'm not sure if I'm horny after all...'
So, I replied with 'Are you sure?' and she got mad, sat up and left.

  Now I'm sitting here alone on the computer baffled, horny and unable to
understand women. Being able to understand is hard, and taking into
consideration what just happened I say it is just straight impossible!

Posted: 29 Jun 2020 16:04 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 11 Jun 2020 23:08 [ permalink ]
För att ge någon sånär förklaring så är jag inte en människa, det här är bara
en dröm och snart vaknar jag. 

Posted: 10 Jun 2020 17:36 [ permalink ]
You have found 45 runes, of which 45 are usable and of those 12 in your shelf.

Finally.

Posted: 29 May 2020 11:34 [ permalink ]
Once there was a time when you were part of the cream
Beautiful, famous people, life was like a dream
The sparkling of champagne, the touch of soft red lips
Music and laughter, young swinging hips
Now it's gone, you're alone
Sleeping there on your own
Days gone by, slowly die
In the endless stream of time
Cloaked in the velvet of an endless night,
Surrounded by your only friend, sweet silence
You sleep at the end of the black rainbow
Six feet under the ground
Your sleep is death, your dreams just a void
Your memories are gone with the wind
You lie deep, down in the dark
Six feet under the ground
You were warned before, the wind could turn east
Your growing need for pleasure led you to the beast
It turned your mind to black and made you cross the line
You had it all, but you just were not satisfied
Now it's gone, you're alone
Sleeping there on your own
Days gone by, slowly die
In the endless stream of time
Cloaked in the velvet of an endless night,
Surrounded by your only friend, sweet silence
Your sleep is death, your dreams just a void
Your memories are gone with the wind
You lie deep, down in the dark
Six feet under the ground
Posted: 29 May 2020 05:47 [ permalink ]
Malcom (sales): dex/str/int/wis +tick foods fucking ready to be eaten by you
turds
(sales): Malcom hates
(sales): Rhoads hates Malcom.
 @Malcom whispers sweet words of love to you.
 @Javneh grins evilly at you.
Posted: 27 May 2020 22:52 [ permalink ]
Prirad shouts 'Burn in hell, Jofadda!'
Gargoyle (ghost): where is jomamma?
Rhoads (ghost): banging younkle
Posted: 26 May 2020 08:02 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Experiment 666!              (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   5554200
|
| Created: Tue May 26 04:58:08 2020        ( 3h  3m 45s) | Exp/min:     30185
|
|========================================================|====================|
RECORD PARTY! :)
Posted: 18 Apr 2020 14:09 [ permalink ]
Rhoads (wanted): that reinc flask or some way to ping inferno
Info: Inferno enters the game.
Lyneh tells you 'ahh ok'
Rhoads (wanted): speak of the devil and he appears
Info: Inferno goes link dead.
Rhoads (wanted): and then he disappears :(

:(
Posted: 16 Apr 2020 14:56 [ permalink ]
Eternal hate @:
* Celebrimber
* Nergals
* No druid rep
* stupid people
* elitists
* Davian
* charge staff overload
* Blax
* chinese gold farmers
* COVID-19 for making the world a worse place
kthxbye
Posted: 16 Apr 2020 10:41 [ permalink ]
(10:31) Davian tells you 'mulla taitta olla kello hieman sekas'
(10:32) Davian tells you 'se muuten selittää sen että vaimo katto vinooon ku
tiskasin aikaisemmin'
(10:32) You tell Davian ':D'
(10:32) You tell Davian 'yöllä rupesit kolistelee?'
(10:32) Davian tells you 'en myönnä mutta joo'
Posted: 13 Apr 2020 06:57 [ permalink ]
More easter angst!

Why do I let passing shapes shadow my way so that I stumble on in the dark
 paths staggering towards wrong direction alone, desperate like a lost,  
  defeated soul polished with pain?
Posted: 13 Apr 2020 06:35 [ permalink ]
Easter angst!

It's 5 am and I'm sitting here in my little corner of shattered dreams and
broken promises. Somehow I don't manage to grasp the essential things in life.
Like being happy. What is all that about except pretending to be something
you're not? Just so the people around you will not get nervous and label you
as something bad with their little rubber stamp, like a file put away into
the archives, all stamped and filed correctly. This filing needs to be done
so that in the end of the day those people can be "happy about themselves"
for solving a problem in their own little perception of the world and what
it is like being part of it. You can count me out, I want none of it.
Posted: 12 Apr 2020 02:37 [ permalink ]
+-------------------------+
|                         |
| This is not a good sign |
|                         |
+-------------------------+
           |  |
           |  |
___________|  |____________
Posted: 16 Mar 2020 12:49 [ permalink ]
Your death touch is like an infants but improving steadily. (666)

Posted: 07 Mar 2020 18:29 [ permalink ]
(18:23) You tell Defy (dead) 'stop blessing_of_tarmalen'
(18:23) You tell Defy (dead) 'BOT also, but you can stop blessing_of_tarmalen
too if you want'
(18:23) Ghost of Defy tells you 'what'
(18:24) You emote to Defy (dead) 'nods sagely at you.'
(18:24) Ghost of Defy tells you 'why are you doing this'
(18:25) You tell Defy (dead) 'it was a test'
(18:25) You tell Defy (dead) 'you were 2h idle, then started skilling as soon
as round flag appeared :P'
(18:25) Ghost of Defy tells you 'rude test'
(18:25) You emote to Defy (dead) 'says 'yes' to you.'
(18:25) Defy tells you 'and quite unfriendly' (Sat Mar 07 18:25:41 2020)
(18:25) You tell Defy (dead) 'so I return to my original point. stop bot :D'
(18:25) You tell Defy (dead) 'no shit sherlock, can you tell me something new?
:)'
(18:27) You tell Defy (dead) 'and I'm like 0.666% sorry that you got killed
while I tested but yeah, not really :D'
(18:27) Defy tells you 'just an attack trigger,archer types\arrows need to
reflex fast' (Sat Mar 07 18:27:02 2020)
(18:27) You emote to Defy (dead) 'nods his head at you, yeah, ok.'
(18:28) Defy tells you 'so you want report me to wizard huh?' (Sat Mar 07
18:28:49 2020)
(18:28) You emote to Defy (dead) 'says firmly and without hesitation 'NO.' to
you.'
(18:29) Defy tells you 'nice guy' (Sat Mar 07 18:29:02 2020)
(18:29) You tell Defy (dead) 'thanks'
(18:29) Defy tells you 'NICE GUY' (Sat Mar 07 18:29:15 2020)
(18:29) You tell Defy (dead) 'THANKS'
Posted: 30 Jan 2020 16:12 [ permalink ]
Painavi mieleni
Kuin kaikki maa
Vaipuu jo eloni
Sammalten taa

Ikihonkain siimekseen
Yksin nyt jään
Menneet on linnut sen
Lehvät vain nään

Sulkeutuu maailma kerran
Ihmisen eestä
Laulunsa viimeinen
Taivaisiin soi

Syömmeni kyyneleet
Kuin kastetta ois
Mukana tuulen
Ne kulkeutuu pois

Sulkeutuu maailma kerran
Ihmisen eestä
Laulunsa viimeinen
Taivaisiin soi

Moonsorrow - Matkan Lopussa
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmrPo2Ew8xk )
Posted: 25 Jan 2020 19:02 [ permalink ]
I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
And I said I'd show them how

Don't need no astrology it's inside of you and me
You don't need a ticket to fly with me, I'm free, yeah

Posted: 24 Jan 2020 13:06 [ permalink ]
Found an old text...

"On the 17th day of the month of Ingot on the year 812, Piotyr became the
Jester for the House known only by it's nickname:
        Pain."
"And so it was that on that day of the month of Ingot, the rabble did rumble
and mutter in disgruntlement..."
" 'Where be this exp you promised?' they pondered, and there was great wailing
and gnashing of teeth."
"In response to their pondering the fat overlord cleared his throat and spoke
thus: 'I am but a poor peasant like all of
        you.'"
"But the fat overlord hath turned his heart to stone and his thoughts to greed
eternal, and cast but crumbs down on the floor
        for the poor to sup on."
"And at once the rabble knew that the bastard who kept eating all the pies was
lying through his teeth."
"The overlord sensed the anger of the crowd and stated: 'I will give you pies
to feast upon.' and threw
        paper bags full of pies over the balcony rail."
"And so, with a mighty "splash" the pies landed in the moat, where the beasts
of the deep did gorge themselves with
        sweetmeats instead of carnage."
"And the peasants muttered ever more ruefully, for they knew in their heart of
hearts that no poor peasant did dine so
        mightily on platters of plenty that he would toss such bounty for
soulless beasts to lay waste upon."
"The overlord looked around and wondered how his small cottage had turned into
a castle with a moat. 'I must have eaten
        the wrong kind of mushrooms.' he thought."
"And once again the peasants did wail, for they had no mushrooms to feed their
starving waifs."
"'Lazy bastards.', thought the overlord and shouted out to the crowd: 'You can
find sustenance in the forests surrounding
        the city. Just be careful and pick only the right kind of mushrooms or
else you will end up like my Jester, the poor little thing.'"
"And like their lot in life, the peasants felt violated. For they had no
Jesters to make mirth of the countless tiring
        hours of toil they had done for the fat overlord."

By Piotyr
Posted: 20 Jan 2020 13:22 [ permalink ]
Krauger is surrounded by blue waves as you hear the words: 'BBBBOOOOOO!!!!'
(terror)
Krauger flees in complete terror!
Krauger leaves up.
Posted: 18 Jan 2020 12:04 [ permalink ]
Scrolls for sale, taking offers:
two mottled scrolls labeled as infra
a crumpled scroll labeled as mi
a scroll on smooth white paper labeled as frosts
a stained scroll labeled as pfe
a tattered scroll labeled as sati
a scroll on smooth white paper labeled as meteor
a slightly torn scroll labeled as pfe
a crumpled scroll labeled as sinvis
a faded scroll labeled as flip
a mottled scroll labeled as $$$$
a ripped scroll labeled as hallucination
a ripped scroll labeled as neut_field
a creased scroll labeled as res_entropy
a faded scroll labeled as frost_insulation
a crumpled scroll labeled as sex_change
a scroll on smooth white paper labeled as stoneskin
a slightly torn scroll labeled as psi_shield
a tattered scroll labeled as iron_will
a wrinkled scroll labeled as auraofhate

:)
Posted: 16 Jan 2020 03:00 [ permalink ]
Hold onto these
Memories I grant you
The gifts of our lives
Lost in the sands of time
Deserts forever
Relentlessly barren
I crossed them all
In the blink of an eye
I command light and solar winds
To transport me
The deepest assurance
I speak with my mind
Caves of glass
Shatter before me
The wheels are in motion
Forever they turn
And are carved in the great book of life
There in your room
Alone in the shadows
I smashed down the walls
And set you free
I carry the torch
That trembles the mountains
Seen visions of power
Beyond all belief
You close your eyes
I reach out and touch you
Reflections in pools
The deepest of dreams
Rumors of war
Rage in your heart now
The wheels are in motion
Together we turn them
Come down with fire
I want to love you want to take you into my heart
We'll cruise the starways
And from the moment that we touch our love turns into a crystalline dream
Fly where your dreams go
With open eyes it's the dawn and you're alive
No time or space here
I walk in castles of gold
Our love turns into a crystalline dream
Posted: 15 Jan 2020 19:55 [ permalink ]
Under a year from rebirth to eternal and I have:
Total of 300151091 experience spent on character.

Pretty sweet, I guess? =)

Posted: 08 Jan 2020 10:55 [ permalink ]
Rhoads {party}: Dis costs ya 19055 experience points.
Rhoads {party}: Trained total 1% of da skill.
Rhoads {party}: ya now have 'Way of tha fuckin tarmalen' at 39% without
special bonuses.
Rhoads {party}: With current bonuses the shit is at 39%. Current maximum
without bonuses is 39%.
Posted: 07 Jan 2020 03:42 [ permalink ]
(03:31) You tell Malum and Veldrin 'Took banished you from order+.'
(03:31) Took tells Veldrin and you 'Sorry to both of you, nothing I said was
meant to incite anger, I thought rhoads was being a bit coarse so I was just
trying to eas the mood. I was
 taken wrongly and it ended up here.'
(03:31) You tell Veldrin and Took 'so it's your job to banish us from ss+
too?'
(03:32) You tell Veldrin and Took 'why don't you get your head out of your
arse and start behaving like people normally do'
(03:32) Took tells Veldrin and you 'I will be removing both of you from the SS
though because you do not fit with attitude we should be promoting.'
(03:32) You tell Veldrin and Took 'you can keep your ss'
(03:32) Took tells Veldrin and you 'I wil.'
(03:32) You tell Veldrin and Took 'you started it, remember?'
(03:32) You tell Veldrin and Took 'so the attitude was yours'
(03:32) Took tells Veldrin and you 'Ive banned you once before rhoads so this
is the final time. Sorry,'
(03:32) You tell Veldrin and Took 'muah I'll just get Arafon to reinvite me'
(03:32) Took tells Veldrin and you 'good night gents.'
(03:32) You tell Veldrin and Took 'bad night to you idiot'
(03:32) Took tells Veldrin and you 'gl'
(03:34) You tell Veldrin and Took 'Added [Took] to the enemies list.'
(03:34) You tell Veldrin and Took 'have fun exping, idiot'
(03:34) @Took looks very sadly at you.
(03:36) Veldrin tells Took and you 'dude you broke multiple boudires of mine
and i tried to tell you in prvate, then you shared details of a private covo (
i used tells) to get some
 sort of "gotcha" point on me, and when i enforce my personl bouderis you call
me a flower and then tell me to "know my place"'

Today's high point of the morning for me.
Posted: 11 Dec 2019 19:05 [ permalink ]
Name: Rhoads Randy the Hungry Zombie drug crime lord < night of the shape >
[19:04]:Azgaroth [party]: hieno mielikuva kyl synty tosta rhoadsin short
descistä: nälkäne zombi joka käskyttää gängstöi hankkimaan rahnaa
kaikenlaisilla vääryyksillä, jotta vois ostaa
    itelleen aivopurilaisia
Posted: 28 Nov 2019 16:03 [ permalink ]
[15:35]:Valkrist (party): had to discuss with boss
[15:35]:Valkrist (party): missed couple of runs
[15:35]:Valkrist (party): he asked what is that
[15:35]:Valkrist (party): smekind of irc
Valkrist (party): i told him it's tinder with text
Stylus (party): conquer tells his gf his bitcoin mining
Rhoads (party): if you had said "game" you'd gotten laid off in a wink :D
[15:36]:Rhoads (party): TINDER WITH TEXT :DDD

":D"
Posted: 28 Nov 2019 14:06 [ permalink ]
[13:59]:Huppu (bat): so you're a known drug crime lord, and someone calls cop
that you're doing stuff that bad crime lord dudes do, and you wonder why they
act on it?
[13:59]:(bat): Blax known drug crime lord
[13:59]:Rhoads (bat): new title!
Name: Rhoads Randy the Zombie drug crime lord < Experiment 666! >
Posted: 26 Nov 2019 23:09 [ permalink ]
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths
Which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home

Posted: 15 Nov 2019 21:35 [ permalink ]
Never to have been born is best
but if we must see the light, the next best
is quickly returning whence we came.
  -Sophocles

So I have praised the dead that are already dead more than the living that
are yet alive; but better than both of them is he who has not yet been,
who has not seen the evil work that is done under the sun.
  -Ecclesiastes

Posted: 15 Nov 2019 21:22 [ permalink ]
Droolah tells you 'puliukoks bulgariaan'
Droolah tells you 'nukkua viinitonkka tyynynä ja äristä turisteille'
Droolah tells you 'asua pihalla penkillä'
Droolah tells you '10v päästä joku kaveri kävelee perheen kans niin voi
  yllättää heiluttamalla helikopteria ja vetämälä kaariryyppoyjä:
  MORO TEROOOOOO!'
Droolah tells you 'ja osksentaa sit siihen paikkaan'
Droolah tells you 'tipahtaa kuset valuu vaa lahkeesta'

Posted: 29 Oct 2019 15:45 [ permalink ]
xxx <suomi>: Achmed ja Mechmed kyl-läs-tyi-vät hurmeiseen ji-ha-diin ja
muuttivat Kuopioon valmistamaan makoisia ke-bab-rul-li-a
Posted: 26 Oct 2019 16:59 [ permalink ]
Keksinpä tuossa räntäsateessa liian vähissä vaatteissa matkalla kauppaan
runon.
Jaa, tuo räntäsade ja nuo vähät vaatteet ei nyt liity asiaan varsinaisesti,
mutta se runo kuuluu näin:

kaljaa naukkaan
koira haukkaa
monta raukkaa
täyteen laukkaan
kaljakauppaan! 

lisää tuokaa 
maha huokaa
mut ei ruokaa
kaljaa tuokaa!

Posted: 25 Oct 2019 13:39 [ permalink ]
I see the way they walk
All steps into piercing glass
A facade of constant euphoria
Disgusting to my eyes

I don't understand why they're all fake
Plasticity inside a small box
A blank mask of endless ignorance
Corrosion to my thoughts

Wait and see what they always do
They crawl and they spew their thoughts into your
Mind collapses under the sheer weight of shock
They feed off you, they laugh when you say

Break off the outside world and breathe the open air
Take a look inside yourself and try to fucking care
Break off the outside world and breathe the open air
Take a look inside yourself and try to fucking care

I look all around me, you're all deaf
Why are you so perplexed with breath
Let me be myself and what I choose
Forget your prejudice and let me through

I wish we weren't so afraid to expose what lies behind the shade
For in our moments of honesty we expose who we truly are

I can't help but shake my head at the ones who just don't get this fact:
Facades of constant euphoria
Destroy the point of life

Wait and see what they always do
They crawl and they spew their thoughts into your
Mind collapses under the sheer weight of shock
They feed off you they laugh when you say
Please understand that I'm trying to

Break off the outside world and breathe the open air
Take a look inside myself and try to fucking care
Break off the outside world and breathe the open air
Take a look inside myself and try to fucking care

I look all around me, you're all deaf
Why are you so perplexed with breath
Let me be myself and what I choose
Forget your prejudice and let me through

--Cathartic Demise: Liberty
Posted: 25 Oct 2019 09:29 [ permalink ]
Some day after you've died, someone will think about you for the last time
ever, and after that you will never be thought of again.
Posted: 20 Oct 2019 06:06 [ permalink ]
281d from rebirth to eternal:
Total of 225218145 experience spent on character.

Slowing down a little from that 1M/d pace I had at start of birth :/
Posted: 20 Oct 2019 06:05 [ permalink ]
(06:04) Blax tells you 'can't exp right now :('
(06:04) You tell Blax 'should have said'
(06:04) You tell Blax 'but u didn't know until just now?'
(06:04) Blax tells you 'yes the woman wants the dick now'
Info: Blax goes link dead.
Posted: 17 Oct 2019 11:07 [ permalink ]
[11:06]:Rhoads (wanted): int+wis/tick foods, int+wis pills
(11:07) Badhan tells you 'et aina vetäis pillereitä'
(11:07) You tell Badhan 'vetäsenpä'
(11:07) Badhan tells you 'ELÄMÄ ON PARASTA HUUMETTA'
Posted: 27 Sep 2019 21:11 [ permalink ]
XXX tells you '"tulinpa tässä päivänä eräänä kotiinpäin, kun vastaan tuli
neekeri polkupyörän selässä. ajattelin siinä että ei hitto, tuohan on ihan
saman näköinen kuin
    minun. noh, pääsin kotiin ja tarkistin takapihan, mutta ei, siellä se oli
vielä poimimassa puuvillaa"'

:D
Posted: 25 Sep 2019 13:59 [ permalink ]
256d from rebirth to eternal:
Total of 200135757 experience spent on character.

Nice, eh? :)
Posted: 25 Sep 2019 11:33 [ permalink ]
New record, most exp made in one boot (without no-tune or other bonuses):
Experience gained: 7043290
Posted: 25 Sep 2019 01:57 [ permalink ]
New personal record at leading exp!!!

| Party Name: Experiment 666!              (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   5056042
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| Created: Tue Sep 24 23:52:05 2019        ( 1h 23m 10s) | Exp/min:     60190
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Posted: 24 Sep 2019 07:47 [ permalink ]
edelliseen jatkoa:
(07:46) Fosforos tells Badhan and you 'toi on kyl paras puoli täs reincis et
kukaa ei koskaa kysele expalle'
(07:46) Fosforos tells Badhan and you 'vapaata idlausta'
Posted: 24 Sep 2019 07:44 [ permalink ]
(07:43) Badhan tells you 'pitäs skarpata vähä itel, mut ei oikein jaksa
mitään:D'
(07:44) You tell Badhan 'pitää ottaa vaa asiaksi'
(07:44) You tell Badhan 'ottaa se asenne, että NYT mää expaan'
(07:44) Badhan tells you 'mut heti jos ihmiset näkee et on yhessäki partyssa
ni ei saa idlata enää rauhassa'
(07:44) Badhan tells you 'paskiaiset'
(07:44) You tell Badhan 'haha'
(07:44) You tell Badhan '-justtarmathings-'
(07:44) Badhan tells you ':D'
Posted: 22 Sep 2019 23:30 [ permalink ]
So I sit still in my room, today
Winter's here
In summer's season
Shall I say
I was wrong
If I'm right
Farewell to my last hope
Posted: 21 Sep 2019 22:25 [ permalink ]
I was thrust into this world without having a chance to decline this blessing
or curse which was put on me by the selfishness of my parents.
This world has only give me pain thus far and I only wish to depart this
miserable place and end this worthless existence.
The only times I've been happy it hasn't lasted long because the reason for my
happiness has been taken away by the people closest to me only because they
have thought they know better than me what is best for me.

Time to die.

Posted: 19 Sep 2019 13:52 [ permalink ]
Droolah tells you 'lortto of the rings: matti vanhanen panee sofi oksasta
tiikeripuku päällä perseeseen. sofi on hobittina'
Posted: 17 Sep 2019 20:15 [ permalink ]
Name: 6 times Rhoads Randy the dark Drow ning... < Experiment 666! >
Posted: 25 Jul 2019 10:03 [ permalink ]
The Wolves in People's Clothing

my hands are shaking slowly
I bury my face in them
there is strange grain on the field
not good enough for starter dough
they are trodden to the ground
trying to lift the spike
because I cannot be rooted
nothing more I can expect from here
nothing better but away
I must go

how much longer must one still
how much longer must one journey
before the days here are through
perhaps we cannot be eachother's support

the shadow of the forest fills the field
moon calls the beasts to the game
they have sharpened the spears
they are like the wolf's teeth
not sparing me

how much longer must one still
how much longer must one journey
before the days here are through
perhaps we cannot be eachother's support

there is no time, there is no place
no space to build 
the wolf in man once awakened is endless
and one cannot ever love the human
the wolf cannot ever love the human

(Lyrics translation by me from Mokoma - Sudet Ihmisten Vaatteissa)
Posted: 24 Jul 2019 08:11 [ permalink ]
Ich trinke jeden Morgen einen Liter Kaffee, weil ich eine echte Kanone bin.

Ja!

Posted: 20 Jul 2019 12:17 [ permalink ]
Hipander tells you 'ookko nää oulusta, syökkö nää jäkälää, veekkö nää käpälää
:D'
"ok!" :D
Posted: 19 Jul 2019 16:44 [ permalink ]
 Vanha BatMUDilainen kansanlaulu:

"There's a place in the realms of the BatMUD
 Where The Bigthumb shovels some snow
 Too bad he had some very very bad luck
 The new winds brought in some more snow! Hey!"
Posted: 18 Jul 2019 11:57 [ permalink ]
This next bit is dedicated to someone I know and who is important to me right
now:

Fiery Red Hair
--------------

look here she is
and I only wish
to meet her again
for her gain

Fiery Red Hair,
she gave me a dare
to look not, but
myself not cut

gave not I did
cave in I did
look it's only
for this bit

I wish for some more
but do not bore
fearing the end
only time will lend

Fiery Red Hair,
she gave me a dare
to look not, but
myself not gut

towards the end
I walk alone
company she'll keep
I shall not weep
Posted: 25 Jun 2019 12:50 [ permalink ]
Roses are red
Sun is shining
My mental health
is rapidly declining
Posted: 17 Jun 2019 12:22 [ permalink ]
Broetchen (party): unpatki puuttuu noilta :D
Rhoads (party): jaajoo
Rhoads (party): slackkailen
Zumbalo (party): on niil kohtuu kovat resistit
Rhoads (party): laittas
Zumbalo (party): ei tipahda helposta
Mother Cherilia mutters the holy words 'Ez' div' (dispel evil)
Mother Cherilia grins as her dispel evil hits Illithid.
Illithid dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Illithid is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 16 Jun 2019 21:57 [ permalink ]
https://yle.fi/aihe/artikkeli/2019/06/14/tee-itsellesi-takuuvarma-deitti-ilmoit
us-1900-luvun-alun-tyyliin?

Huomatkaa!
Totinen ja koulusivistynyt
turpeenpuskija
vailla elämän suloja
vapaamielisten ja kehittyneiden
impien kanssa.
Vaatimukset sangen vähäiset!
-Kaipaava
Posted: 10 Jun 2019 08:38 [ permalink ]
If you think about it, we're all slowly dying. From the moment we're born life
is all about finding ways to distract ourselves from an inevitable death.
We're all marching towards the grave. The only thing we can do is look the
other way while the reaper slowly approaches.
Posted: 14 May 2019 11:37 [ permalink ]
(11:28) Azgaroth tells Droolah and you 'jos voitan huomenna viikinkilotosta
isosti rahaa, ostan teille molemmille nahkahousut sillä ehdolla, että saan
itelleni kaverikuvan, jossa poseeratte ne päällä!'
Posted: 12 May 2019 09:20 [ permalink ]
Countless years ago while lost in barren seas
There whispered murmurs of a bloody mutiny
We took up arms and slaid the officers of rank
And with swords drawn ,made the captain walk the plank
And as he fell down to the depths
He swore a deadly curse
"As sure as hell's my final fate
You'll all soon die, or worse"
Now as we stand before the gallows
Waiting for the end
I'll say these final words, my friend
At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits
We returned to port with sorrow in our chests
An evil shadow followed us on every quest
Never to feel joy again was our fate
Only misery and death, fear and burning hate
We broke the law, betrayed the code
Now time is running out
An unforgivable offense
Of that there is no doubt
Now as we stand before the gallows
Waiting for the end
I'll say these final words, my friend
At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits
Many years have passed now
Yet the curse still lives on
And now we rot in a black prison cell
Waiting for our true calling in hell
But for the lives we leave behind
Don't shed a tear, don't cry
The only way to break this curse
Is for us all to die
Now as we stand before the gallows
Waiting for the end
I'll say these final words, my friend
At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits
At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits!
Posted: 12 May 2019 08:26 [ permalink ]
We were neurophobic and perfect
The day that we lost our souls
Maybe we weren't so human but
If we cry we will rust

And I was a hand grenade
That never stopped exploding
You were automatic
And as hollow as the 'O' in god

I am never gonna be the one for you
I am never gonna save the world from you

They'll never be good to you or bad to you
They'll never be anything
Anything at all

You were my mechanical bride
A Pheno-Barbi-Doll
A manniqueen of depression
With the face of a dead star

And I was a hand grenade
That never stopped exploding
You were automatic
And as hollow as the 'O' in god

I am never gonna be the one for you
I am never gonna save the world from you

They'll never be good to you or bad to you
They'll never be anything
Anything at all

I am never gonna be the one for you
I am never gonna save the world from you

This isn't me i'm not mechanical
I'm just a boy playing the Suicide King
Playing the Suicide King
Posted: 11 May 2019 07:55 [ permalink ]
  Thin Metal Dog
 ----------------
Raising hell, in the rain
 Cannot escape from this pain
  Tracking enemies while I poop
   Running around in a loop!

Water gets my fur wet
 Owner tries to dry and clean it
  Only thing that he will get
   Is to clean up after I shit!

 A-Wooooooooo!
   Thin Metal Dog!
 A-Wooooooooooooo!
    Shit like a log!
Posted: 11 May 2019 04:25 [ permalink ]
Arafon tells Morgaine and you 'because you are a ultra mega highbie'
Posted: 09 May 2019 11:09 [ permalink ]
[11:06]:Rhoads (party): major 2
[11:06]:Rhoads (party): 1
[11:06]:Rhoads (party): jaa sulla ei oo mitää prots
[11:06]:Rischa [party]: mihi sitä semmosia
[11:06]:Rhoads (party): ilmanko
[11:06]:Rhoads (party): no hengissä pysymisee lähinnä
Posted: 09 May 2019 00:35 [ permalink ]
Argooni tells you 'sää oot semmonen moderni pokepallo, ja futaajat on
pokemoneja'
You tell Argooni 'mittee'
Argooni tells you 'mistelli!"'
You tell Argooni ':D'
Posted: 05 May 2019 08:25 [ permalink ]
Satanic rabbit:
| 08:24     666: A tiny rabbit, rolling around in the sand                   
|
Posted: 01 May 2019 21:40 [ permalink ]
[21:40]:Eser [party]: i wanna grow up to be you
Posted: 29 Apr 2019 16:32 [ permalink ]
approx. 90d from birth:
Total of 87373578 experience spent on character.
Player level: 71
Posted: 31 Mar 2019 13:31 [ permalink ]
[13:30]:Broetchen {party}: vitun parasta
[13:30]:Broetchen {party}: ku tulee parasta
Posted: 18 Feb 2019 08:10 [ permalink ]
30d from rebirth:
Total of 40231282 experience spent on character.
Posted: 17 Feb 2019 07:55 [ permalink ]
Stench of Evil
--------------

doing the dishes
like shooting fishes
in a barrel, full of water
unspeakable odour

stench is rising higher
nostrils on fire
scrubbing with the brush
uncontrollable fuss

annihilate the filth
before its seeds grow
and make the dishes tilth

horror of the stench
my hatred it won't quench
the brush is getting darker
my mind is filled with anger

annihilate the filth
before its seeds grow
and make the dishes tilth

mountains of plates
fork-filled crates
cups of sorrow
I'll wash tomorrow
Posted: 13 Feb 2019 09:12 [ permalink ]
(09:08) You tell Tikku and Droolah 'hieman maistuu kusetukselta tommoset
itemit joitten short desc on +5dam amulet :DDD'
(09:08) Droolah tells Tikku and you '!'
(09:08) You tell Tikku and Droolah 'toivottavasti kukaan ei osta sulta mitään
itemeitä ikinä!'
(09:08) Droolah tells Tikku and you ':D'
(09:10) Tikku tells Droolah and you 'tarttet WISHIÄ tommosen asian toivomiseen
=)'
(09:10) You tell Droolah and Tikku 'wishaisit ees sen itemin sillä ite'
(09:10) You tell Droolah and Tikku 'etkä juutalois'
(09:10) Tikku tells Droolah and you 'pitää myyä'
(09:10) Droolah tells Tikku and you 'lollero'
(09:10) You tell Tikku and Droolah 'lurds'a'lol'
(09:10) Droolah tells Tikku and you 'tekisin ite 10wis framen'
(09:10) Tikku tells Droolah and you 'voi miettiä mitukka-meressä sitte mitä
tekis'
(09:10) Droolah tells Tikku and you 'helpompi leikkia pankkiiria sitten'
(09:10) You tell Tikku and Droolah 'joo ja sitte jollai on oma hieno itemi'
(09:10) You tell Tikku and Droolah 'ennemmin ottasin hienon itemin ku
mitukkameren'
(09:11) Droolah tells Tikku and you 'käärmeen esinahoista kudottu
silinterihattu sopis niin hyvin tikun päähän'
Posted: 04 Feb 2019 09:03 [ permalink ]
Jagoman tells you 'sillonku oli se itellekki ensimmäinen hevibändi aikanaan
millä käytiin jopa nummirokissa soittaan...nii siinä laulajalla oli vähä
vaikeuksia mutsinsa kans nii joskus huvitti kitaristin(herra x) ja
laulajan(herra y) väliset keskustelut treeniksellä... jääny hyvin mieleen
ku kerran ku oltii lähössä johonki keikkaileen tms ryyppään en muista mitä
eikä
herra ylla ollu rahaa.. nii herra x sitte tuumi että kysy siltä sun
huoraäidiltä
lainaan tms.. nii herra y suuuttu hirviästi ja karju VITTU SE OO MIKÄÄN
ÄITI!!'
Posted: 19 Jan 2019 14:13 [ permalink ]
Rhoads is a level 1 eternal of the Titan race.
Posted: 12 Nov 2018 00:44 [ permalink ]
Total of 666771577 experience spent on character.
\,,/ (><) \,,/

Rebirth soon I guess...
Posted: 09 Nov 2018 20:12 [ permalink ]
Initiative Q is an attempt by ex-PayPal guys to create a new payment system
instead of credit cards that were designed in the 1950s. The system uses its
own currency, the Q, and to get people to start using the system once it's
ready they are allocating Qs for free to people that sign up now (the amount
drops as more people join - so better to join early). Signing up is free and
they only ask for your name and an email address. There's nothing to lose but
if this payment system becomes a world leading payment method your Qs can be
worth a lot. If you missed getting bitcoin seven years ago, you wouldn't want
to miss this.

Here is my invite link: https://initiativeq.com/invite/r8oCi4lT7

 This link will stop working once I'm out of invites. Let me know after you
registered, because I need to verify you on my end.
Posted: 01 Nov 2018 16:35 [ permalink ]
Life it seems to fade away
Drifting further everyday
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
Things not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly loss this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me but now, he's gone
No one but me can save myself, but its too late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye
Goodbye
Posted: 29 Oct 2018 21:34 [ permalink ]
(21:32) You tell Broetchen (fighting) 'nytkö on onnen avaimet kädessä ku saa
X'
(21:33) Broetchen tells you 'nah, onnen avaimet oli 21.5 vuotta sitten ku en
ollu koskenukaa koko paskapelii :D'
Posted: 15 Oct 2018 19:06 [ permalink ]
Lisää Discordissa kuultua:
[19:05]:Rhoads [party]: "Spicaki ois rikas mies jos mudaamisesta maksettas."
[19:05]:Rhoads [party]: -On mulla noita nightlife+ pojoja yli 100M
Posted: 15 Oct 2018 18:46 [ permalink ]
Discordista kuultua:
[18:45]:Rhoads [party]: "onksulla muuta elämää?"
[18:45]:Spica {party}: yää
[18:45]:Rhoads [party]: -Joo, pitää tota Skyrimiä pelata
[18:45]:Valger (party): luring
[18:45]:Spica {party}: no se tuli saksasta kaveri laitto
[18:45]:Valger (party): hehe
[18:45]:Rhoads [party]: :DDDD
Posted: 15 Oct 2018 00:51 [ permalink ]
Hurin claps her hands and says 'fah mar nak grttzt' (lava blast)
As Hurin casts the spell, she pulls out a granite sphere which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
Hurin grins as her lava blast hits Alexandra.
Esachen echoes 'Cursed be nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos,
hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin,
nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, 
    nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin,
nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos,
hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, 
    hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos,
hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin,
nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, 
    nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos, hurin, nepos and hurin.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.

Seems Nepos and Hurin are cursed! ":D"
Posted: 01 Oct 2018 07:31 [ permalink ]
[07:21]:Token [wanted]: anyone have a secondary that can reanimate
[07:22]:Valkrist (wanted): caveron/fosforos?
[07:23]:Rhoads [wanted]: yeah fosforos is my secondary
[07:23]:Rhoads [wanted]: let me log him in, sec
Token tells you 'thank you'
Bankguard shouts 'Token isn't much of a party animal!'
Fosforos (wanted): anyone else need reanimation while i'm logged with my
secondary?
Rhoads [wanted]: no it's my secondary
Flay {wanted}: multiplaying, tsk
[wanted]: Rhoads tries to hide.

:D
Posted: 16 Sep 2018 19:32 [ permalink ]
[19:31]:Stylus (newbie): stat bonus % reinc flask affect your "naked" stats,
uncluding ss/guild/boons, correct?
[19:31]:Stylus (newbie): or just "starting" stats?
[19:31]:Heidel the Helper <newbie>: stop confusing the newbies with your
highbie questions
[19:31]:Stylus (newbie): no u
[19:32]:Stylus (newbie): this is my personal channel cause im permanewb
Posted: 13 Sep 2018 12:36 [ permalink ]
(12:34) Cordoba tells you 'joko sulla ventures way toimii?'
(12:35) You tell Cordoba 'eipä se'
(12:35) Cordoba tells you 'yritän tähän homokiltaa liittyä'
(12:35) You tell Cordoba 'paska % ja ei oo kbh'
(12:35) Cordoba tells you 'loppuu eps'
(12:35) You tell Cordoba 'what is this homokilta? :D'
(12:35) Cordoba tells you 'bmaster'
(12:35) Cordoba tells you 'vittu nää hinttarit mosat edes tameennu'

Lurds'a'LOL! :D
Posted: 06 Sep 2018 16:47 [ permalink ]
"Farewell, friends and acquintances, farewell", he muttered as he jumped down
and his weight pulled the rope around his neck tighter, efficiently ending his
life.

Read more at Arelium library #1276.
Posted: 06 Sep 2018 08:14 [ permalink ]
I live to kill and kill to live
And long for dying endlessly
Each time I kill I'm born again
...I have become The End
Posted: 30 Aug 2018 16:22 [ permalink ]
[16:20]:Ghost of Caol [ghost]: body maybe
[16:20]:Ewige {ghost}: take maybe
[16:20]:Ghost of Caol [ghost]: got from toperi!
[16:20]:Ewige {ghost}: =(
[16:20]:Ewige {ghost}: i shoudln't have said maybe =(
[16:20]:Broetchen {ghost}: don't say maybe, baby
[16:21]:(ghost): Diolyx smirks.
[16:21]:Tixe (ghost): always follow it up with "or die"
[16:21]:Ewige {ghost}: 'again'
[16:21]:Tixe (ghost): yep
[16:21]:Ewige {ghost}: or be like me and cast new body with aoh on, and then
feel really dumb as you murder the guy you bodied
[16:21]:Rhoads [ghost]: [ HA, HA, HA ]
[16:21]:{ghost}: Broetchen slaps a thundering high-five with Ewige.
Posted: 19 Jun 2018 16:36 [ permalink ]
My thai gf said that a small dick shouldn't matter in a serious relationship.
I still wish she didn't have one.
Posted: 11 May 2018 13:58 [ permalink ]
Are you on the square?
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now
Before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now
Right here, right now!
Posted: 29 Mar 2018 12:05 [ permalink ]
"Minä...
tulen sieltä, missä
itkijänaiset kirkuen takovat
päätään lattiaan...
Pohjoisen...
- pohjoisen pientareilta -
pohjoisen pientareilta, jossa
jumalattomat lupaa kysymättä
kansoittavat kirkonmiehen pihamaan!

He tulevat asuntooni, saastaavat lapseni
ja vievät pesästäni tuhkatin
... niin
Ovat rikotut lupaukset, ja jollen nyt
minä muuta syödä voi
- niin sanani ainakin
... en ole mukava mies!!

Sillä minä
en ole mukava mies, enkä siksi syyttä
huou tätä mykistävää kyynisyyttä
ja kaltaiseni luonne vaatii
vuosikausien harjoituksen,
en ole mukava mies!!
Hyväntahtoisuuteni loppuu tähän!
Painukaa helvettiin!
Niin! En ole mukava mies!
E-en! En ole mukava,
en ole mukava mies!

Ja kauhulla saat katsella
tuota pahojen ihmisten soittojuhlaa
Enkä siis moisen sueraamiseen
hetkeäkään enää aikaani tuhlaa!
Kun he kynsivät jalkojaan, ravistavat päitään,
kalvavat jalkojaan, hakkaavat päitään seinään
- sahaavat jalkansa irti!

Mutta ylivoimainen loppu vielä vetää
riettaat suunsa hiljaisiksi!
Kun saapuu yö kylänsä ylle,
tuodessaan mukanaan talven...
Ja ikuisen... Jään!

Nyt sukupolvien takaisetkin makuuhaavat
auki revitään!
En ole mukava mies...
En!!"

Posted: 21 Feb 2018 15:17 [ permalink ]
Lapin muori oli yksinäinen ja ajatteli, että nyt saapi riittää.
Muori laitto lehteen seuranhaku ilmotuksen, ja ajatteli, että sole pahaksi ko
kirjaa muutaman ehon hakijalle:
Sie et saa lyyvä ikinä minua.
Ekkä sitte ikinä kans juokse viehraitten hamheitten perässä.
Ja häävyt olla koko hyvä täkin alla.
Se tuli haku lehteen jo menheelä viikola, mutta muori ei saanu yhtään
vasthausta.
Meni toinenki viikko, ko yhtä äkkiä kesken päiväkahvin muorin ovikello soi.
Muori ko avas oven niin sen takana istu harmaa mies rullatoolissa.
Miehelä ollu ennää käsiä eikä jalkoja.
Muori tokas, että mikä esitys se oven takana istuu.
Mies siihen sano, että olen aivan sillä asialla ko luvin sanomista teän
ilmotuksen.
Muori jo pyrskhähti siihen häijysti, ja sano että sulla rukala ole
toivoakhaan.
Mies vastasi, että miks sie noin sanot. Mie täytän sinun joka ehon.
Mie en ikinä lyö sinua, ko mulla ei ole käsiä.
Enkä juokse viehraitten hamheitten perässä ko mulla ei ole jalkoja.
Muori kuunteli kerranki hiljaa, mutta veti kortin, että miten sie rukka muka
täkin alla olet yhtään mikhään.
Mies rykäs siihen muorile, että ajattelikko sie ollenkhaan millä mie sinun
ovikelloa painoin?
Posted: 28 Apr 2017 17:46 [ permalink ]
Doom, gloom, the world goes boom
None will be spared so don't assume
Not ragged clothed nor silver spooned
You're all the same when extinction looms!

Ayreon - Everybody Dies [The Source]
Posted: 06 Apr 2017 15:10 [ permalink ]
"Kakkaa pyllystä kaivelevi, mudiin sitä laittelevi!"
--anonymous
Posted: 06 Mar 2017 13:20 [ permalink ]
13:18]:Ulath <suomi>: Itse ottaisin ehkä mielummin kiinteän TP:n kuin kiinteän
IP:n... Nuorempana ois ollut vaikeampi valinta!

:D
Posted: 05 Mar 2017 14:23 [ permalink ]
[14:21]:Marrow {party}: mite vitus ma annan sulle itemin mis on labelina sun
nimi
[14:22]:Chizra (party): haha
[14:22]:Rhoads [party]: hahahahahaha
[14:22]:Marrow {party}: tuus e
[14:22]:Chizra (party): anna vaa bracelets :P
[14:22]:Chizra (party): nää oliki sul varmaa joku kolme vuotta
[14:22]:Rhoads [party]: mut yrittääkö se sitte antaa ne sille braceletsille?
[14:22]:Marrow {party}: nii mutku se koittaa antaa naa bracut bracuille...
[14:22]:Rhoads [party]: :D
---
[14:22]:Marrow {party}: drop toimi, give ei
[14:22]:Chizra (party): palaillaa
Chizra left the party.
Posted: 26 Jan 2017 08:53 [ permalink ]
Total of 500000165 experience spent on character.
Posted: 13 Jan 2017 14:15 [ permalink ]
Vaikka eläisin miljoona elämää, en tule koskaan löytämään itseäni jos katson
vain toisten peilikuvia itsestäni.
Posted: 01 Sep 2016 14:35 [ permalink ]
[14:27]:Xunisiih (suomi): no mite sää kuvaat mitää pornovideoo jos o joku 2cm
nysä
[14:28]:Rhoads {suomi}: nii... ei näy sitä liikettä
[14:28]:Xunisiih (suomi): pillukarvoje alle peittyy jo koko homma niin o
niinku ois sensuroitu :D
[14:28]:Pils (suomi): eikös se enää riitä että saa itse tyydytyksen kun panee?
[14:28]:Zenick (suomi): tinder rlz
[14:28]:Rhoads {suomi}: pils, jep, pääasia että kumpiki nauttii... mies ja
muna
[14:28]:Pils (suomi): hehe
[14:29]:Zenick (suomi): =)
[14:29]:Rhoads {suomi}: xunisiih, katoiks pornoo viimeks ysärillä?
[14:29]:Rhoads {suomi}: mitkä hemmetin karvat... kaikilla karvaton lettu
nykyää :P

(14:30) Xunisiih tells you 'noniin pedofiili :D'

Hetkinen? :D
Posted: 17 Aug 2016 02:29 [ permalink ]
A
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  A
   B
Posted: 13 Aug 2016 18:53 [ permalink ]
Cybermon {terror+}: wrelosumm hug
Cybermon {terror+}: -relo
A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur.
When your eyes clear, Nosunrise stands before you.
Nosunrise hugs you.
Nosunrise the Mermaid is the black wizards < B U B B A >
Nosunrise is transported to another dimension!
Nosunrise wears something.
You emote to Nosunrise (*semi-afk*) 'hugs you.'
I missed it and I'm so sad...
Posted: 11 Aug 2016 17:55 [ permalink ]
[17:54]:Ellash (party): muuan sabrebardi oli innoissaan päästyään equlle,
hänellä oli sapeli thanassa
Posted: 01 Aug 2016 16:51 [ permalink ]
(16:33) You tell Tikku (idle 1h, 7min and 43s) 'taas grillin kautta kotio? :D'
(16:42) Tikku tells you ':DDDD'
(16:42) Tikku tells you 'ei sentää :D'
(16:48) You tell Tikku ':D'
(16:48) Tikku tells you 'ny alkaa TERVEELLINEN elämä!'
Posted: 29 Jul 2016 17:08 [ permalink ]
I regret every single thing I ever did in my life
gave all I had in me, now it's time to say goodbye
Posted: 25 Jul 2016 13:49 [ permalink ]
Shinaera [terror+]: emt, saaha sitä koittaa myydä. ite tienasin nubuna rahat
uutee kirveesee myymällä mudiseksii ja paskoja runoja, ku jotku hölmöt osti :)
Cybermon [terror+]: I was young and needed the money?
[terror+]: Cybermon laughs at Shinaera.
Shinaera [terror+]: jea :D
Posted: 22 Jul 2016 17:15 [ permalink ]
Total of 400000199 experience spent on character.
Posted: 13 Jun 2016 17:57 [ permalink ]
Rhoads [wanted]: sex change at roth
A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur.
When your eyes clear, Ordos stands before you.
Ordos' soul companion arrives.
Ordos starts concentrating on a new spell.
Ordos grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants 'likz az zurgeeon'
(sex change)
Ordos screams with frustration as her spell fails.
Ordos starts concentrating on a new spell.
H:314/314 [] S:409/409 [] E:122/196 [+10] $:0 [] exp:0 [] [9]
Ordos grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants 'likz az zurgeeon'
(sex change)
Ordos is now neuter.
You say 'laf.'
Ordos falls down laughing.
You say 'miksi muutit ittesi :D.'
Ordos starts concentrating on a new spell.
You say 'taisin saaha uuden blogin :D.'
Ordos grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants 'likz az zurgeeon'
(sex change)
Ordos is now neuter.
Ordos roars 'fumblas :D.'
H:314/314 [] S:409/409 [] E:132/196 [+10] $:0 [] exp:0 [] [9]
Ordos roars 'noh.'
Shasti asks 'Yes! No! Doesn't anyone speak whole sentences?' 
You say 'eikä fumblannu.'
You say 'ainakaa mä en saanu messua.'
Ordos starts concentrating on a new skill.
You say 'cast sex change at rhoads.'
Ordos roars '2x fumble jo :D.'
The woman smiles coldly at you and says 'I am afraid you wouldn't offer too
much fun for our order.'
H:314/314 [] S:409/409 [] E:140/196 [+8] $:0 [] exp:0 [] [8]
Ordos performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis.
Ordos starts concentrating on a new spell.
The temperature seems to be dropping.
Ordos grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants 'likz az zurgeeon'
(sex change)
You are now female.
Ordos roars 'hieno luck vissiin.'
Shasti asks 'Yes! No! Doesn't anyone speak whole sentences?'  
You say 'in.'
You say 'on.'
You say 'kiitti.'
Posted: 02 Apr 2016 15:11 [ permalink ]
idlasin ihan rauhassa kunnes:
Droolah tells you 'työntää vesitautinen näätä ihmisen perseeseen'

semmosta tänään...
Posted: 01 Mar 2016 18:38 [ permalink ]
Towns [chat]: does anyone else get the least bit sheepish when the deer looks
at you and you both realize he CLEARLY has more tactical acumin then you?
Deer shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Towns!'
:D
Posted: 09 Oct 2015 14:47 [ permalink ]
Xunisiih (suomi): "kotimainen poliisiväkivalta on parempaa koska se on
kotimaista?" :D
Posted: 27 Sep 2015 19:34 [ permalink ]
Droolah tells you 'meillä on leech tankkina =)'
(Vanquisher) Bleezuz the Lich < Ewok > +sentinel+
(    100   ) Descad 'bin' Eevokki the Thrikhren < Ewok >
(    90    ) Droolah the transparent Shadow < Ewok >
3 players shown. (<>=Wizard, {}=Leader, []=Mortal, ()=Reborn)
You tell Droolah 'lich?'
Droolah tells you 'leech =)'
Amoal tells you 'noni :)'
You tell Droolah 'mikä vitun leech'
You tell Droolah 'bleezuz on lich'
Droolah tells you 'eiku :D'
Droolah tells you 'LOLZ'
You tell Droolah 'meeppä vaihtoo! :D'
Posted: 19 Sep 2015 12:18 [ permalink ]
Darkahven tells you 'tai jos ei tännää ni tuun huomen sit jossai vaihees'
Darkahven tells you 'huomen voi olla rabul ni illemmasta sit :D'
You tell Darkahven 'tiiätkö missä se autos on'
Darkahven tells you 'on tännääki mut hyvi vähä'
You tell Darkahven 'tai emäntäs :)'
Darkahven tells you 'en'
You tell Darkahven 'soitappa sille? :)'
Darkahven tells you 'varmaa jonku ihanamma miehe luona 8)'
You tell Darkahven '[ HA, HA, HA ]'
You tell Darkahven 'meinaat että ei voi häiritä nytte? :)'
Darkahven tells you 'mikä ei juo ja käy sunnuntaisi vaa kirkosa'
Posted: 27 Jul 2015 21:40 [ permalink ]
saatanallisen raivokas nukkuminen.
GgrTF: 'camping'
Your frenzy speeds up your skill use.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You look around and find a suitable spot on the ground to rest for
a little while.
You lie down and begin to rest for a while.
The sand gets in your eyes, making them water.
You feel fully healed.
H:894/894 [+66] S:36/36 [] E:223/344 [+14] $:300 [] exp:117897 [] [9]
The fire's warmth soothes you.
H:894/894 [] S:36/36 [] E:232/344 [+9] $:300 [] exp:117897 []
You slip out of your frenzy.
You awaken from your short rest, and feel slightly better.
H:894/894 [] S:36/36 [] E:269/344 [+37] $:300 [] exp:117897 [] [3]
Rhoads [report]: Awake - 66hp, 0sp, 60ep [0m27s]
Posted: 01 Jun 2015 18:42 [ permalink ]
Rhoads [void+]: dmp ringi 20 mekkaa vaan
Delpers tells you 'voiko maksaa tel-aviveina?'
You tell Delpers 'tarkottaa mitä'
Delpers tells you 'kun ei oo 20 mekkaa'
You tell Delpers (fighting) '[ HA, HA, HA ]'
Delpers tells you 'syytä darolia :D'

Semmosta tänään :D
Posted: 31 May 2015 10:34 [ permalink ]
(10:28) Droolah tells you 'gootti-mika :D'
(10:28) You tell Droolah (fighting) 'hoho'
(10:28) Droolah tells you 'rassaa jokasen gootin röijät'
(10:28) @Droolah goes 'mmmmm...' at you.
(10:28) You tell Droolah 'nodsnods'
Posted: 29 May 2015 12:48 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You start thinking about how to lure your opponent to a more favorable
position...
You fake a disadvantage which Skull crusher troll eagerly tries to exploit...
You let out a ferocious cry which scares Skull crusher troll!
You shove Skull crusher troll hard.
As Skull crusher troll foolishly attacks, you hit a ringing blow with the
Torso Maker sword
As Skull crusher troll foolishly attacks, you hit a ringing blow with the
Torso Maker sword
Your barbaric senses take over you.
You skillfully completely evade Skull crusher troll's attack.
..And brutally shove your weapon down its throat.
You succeed in breaking Skull crusher troll's concentration!
You have Skull crusher troll in the exact position you want it to be.
You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into its skull putting its central
nerve system out of order.
You deliver a decisive strike deep into Skull crusher troll's flesh.

My first gotcha! :)
Posted: 18 May 2015 23:24 [ permalink ]
Info: Glamdring recovers from link death.
You tell Glamdring 'homousssssss'
Info: Glamdring goes link dead.

:(
Posted: 29 Mar 2015 11:02 [ permalink ]
Mitä tapahtuu, kun sinä kuolet? No emme me ihan varmoja ole. Mutta vaikuttaisi
siltä, ettei tapahdu yhtään mitään. Sinä vain kuolet, aivosi lakkaavat
toimimasta etkä sinä enää kysele kiusallisia. Entäs ne kuulemasi tarinat?
Tarinat, joissa mennään upeaan paikkaan nimeltä 'taivas', jossa ei ole enää
tuskaa eikä kuolemaa vaan eletään ikuisesti loputtoman onnellisena? Silkkaa
paskaa. Ihan niin kuin ne jumalajututkin. Taivaasta ei ole mitään todisteita
eikä ole koskaan ollutkaan. Sekin on meidän keksimäämme. Toiveajattelua. Joten
nyt sinun on vain elettävä loppuelämäsi tietäen, että kerran sinä kuolet ja
katoat lopullisesti.
Sori vaan.

--Ernest Cline: Ready Player One
Posted: 03 Jan 2015 13:43 [ permalink ]
[13:42]:Delveling (party): kids are frekaing anti mud bundles of evil
Posted: 08 Jun 2014 16:19 [ permalink ]
Droolah tells you 'mitä vittua! tänä kesänä NUSSITAAN!'

Posted: 29 Apr 2014 13:29 [ permalink ]
Liao tells you 'what is  wott ?'
Guild information for Liao:
Druids (30/30)
Tarmalen (30/30)
Navigator (1/5)
Background: Good religious
Posted: 31 Mar 2014 13:53 [ permalink ]
(10:53) Glamdring tells you 'annakko reinen?'
(13:09) You tell Glamdring 'annan'
(13:09) You tell Glamdring 'vai joko reinesit'
(13:09) Glamdring tells you 'ee, ajauduin suomichannuväittelyyn'
...
(13:21) Glamdring tells you 'menen, teen sitte skeleton crimson rangerin'
(13:21) You tell Glamdring 'uu skeletor'
(13:21) Glamdring tells you 'defutanq 85lvl'
(13:21) You tell Glamdring 'paa bellaten raivokkaasti sit jos näyttää että
idlahan'
(13:21) You tell Glamdring 'ues'
(13:21) Glamdring tells you 'ues'
(13:37) Glamdring tells you 'jeejee'
(13:37) Glamdring tells you 'jeejee'
(13:37) Glamdring tells you 'jeet vedin kassalla'
(13:39) Glamdring accepts reincarnation from you.
(13:39) You tell Glamdring (dead) 'sekka'
(13:40) Ghost of Glamdring tells you 'ei hätää, polttas päivän eka kessun'
(13:40) You tell Glamdring (dead) 'tulijo'
(13:43) Glamdring tells you 'unohin että ei oo skelaria mulle :('
(13:47) You tell Glamdring 'voi vittu LOL'
(13:47) You tell Glamdring 'meikän moka'
(13:47) You tell Glamdring 'He was created Mon Jan 19 22:48:56 1998 and he is
3y, 109d, 12h, 32min and 48s old.'
(13:47) You tell Glamdring 'pitäs vittu tietää että reanimate ja reinc ei oo
sama asia :CCCCCCC'
(13:48) You tell Glamdring 'no saat varmaa jonku jykevän sieltä elävien
puoleltaki valkattua'
(13:48) Glamdring tells you 'svidu, en tienny'
(13:48) Glamdring tells you 'no, orc oli samalla viivalla'
(13:48) Glamdring tells you 'astetta huonommat tankki abilityt costien takia
mut astetta offensiivisempi sitte'
(13:50) You tell Glamdring (offline) 'ei vaan siis, _meikän_ moka'

Päivän opetus: älä koita pelata jos et oo nukkunu koko yönä - tyhmästä päästä
kärsii koko reincattava ruumis

Posted: 06 Sep 2013 23:52 [ permalink ]
Genya tells Tikku and you 'meikaha on talla MONRINDING forestissa kannissa ja
kohta varmaa RIPRAP ku en tajua mistaan
    mitaan, seuraavaksi meen tone KENDER MANZONIIN ja laitan owrd of GENOCIDE
koko porukalle vittu'

:DDDDDDDDDDD
Posted: 06 Sep 2013 23:50 [ permalink ]
Tikku tells Genya and you 'roadsista kyl paras muisto koneilta ikinä ku eka
kerra näi :D'
Tikku tells Genya and you 'nukku siinä autosa keskellä päivää ja maidenni soi
täyisllä :D'
Tikku tells Genya and you 'olit kuskipaikalla vielä :D'
You tell Genya and Tikku 'ai, hahahahahahahaha :D'
You tell Genya and Tikku 'muhoksella?'
Tikku tells Genya and you 'keskellä vitu pihaa :DDD'
Tikku tells Genya and you 'joo sielä :D'
You tell Genya and Tikku 'joo hahahahaha meikä tykkää nukkua sillai että hevit
soi'
Tikku tells Genya and you ':D:D:D'
Tikku tells Genya and you 'iha vitu paha :D'
Genya tells Tikku and you 'herrajumala :)'
You tell Tikku and Genya 'monesti nukun kämpilläki että laitan vaa soimaa koko
vitun soittolistan ja pistän nuqq :D'
Tikku tells Genya and you 'ei siin mitää mut kello nii vitusit jo ja kaikki
muut simassa menosa jo :D'
Genya tells Tikku and you 'HEAVYA'
Tikku tells Genya and you ':D:D:D:'
Posted: 01 Jul 2013 18:13 [ permalink ]
zMUD-käyttäjät *facepalm*
(18:02) Glamdring tells you 'svidu, yks enter liikaa'
(18:02) Glamdring tells you 'sinne meni zoy's inn'
(18:02) You tell Glamdring 'täh'
(18:03) Glamdring tells you 'otin yhen levelin liikaa zoy's inn lqta varten'

":D"
Posted: 04 Apr 2013 21:11 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You invoke the powers of ancient gods and chant 'tuo fo wen stanhc'
You resurrect Venturus.
The corpse starts to move and quickly vanishes.
You fumble.
 ...and something went REALLY wrong this time.
Venturus suddenly seems less mature.
You feel less experienced.
Venturus seems clumsier than before.
Venturus seems weakened.
H:621/621 [] S:493/873 [-380] E:242/242 [] $:0 [] exp:-1580274 [-2262755]

God damn it and on my birthday too :(
Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:04 [ permalink ]
You hear the sound of air being released.
You have passed the test to become the leader of the zombie race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the zombie race.

Yay! :D