How to reaver in style:

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You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! completed!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Guard!
Guard stops existing in this reality.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Your steed attacks a coal black corpse of Guard in a frenzy.
Your steed drives the soul out of a coal black corpse of Guard and feeds on
it! The soul wails in terror!
Your steed attacks a coal black corpse of Guard in a frenzy.
Your steed snorts as the soul of Guard has already left.
Your mount turns on the corporeal corpse instead!
The corpse is reduced to nothing but shreds.