You wield the gleaming Paingiver axe <orange glow> in your right hand.
The Paingiver axe hums strangely as you wield it.

So it begins!

25/25 halloween trophies, medusa was a bitch.

You drop a cross.
You are done with the chant.
Cross grows spots of red corrosion, which spread and widen until the item
collapses into dust.

Ahh, that felt good! Or actually bad!

You sacrifice breastplate.
You feel your wounds healing more quickly.

You pray to the statue.
The shadows grow darker.

hmm

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Dwarven messenger forcing a limb to be
engulfed with flames.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED Dwarven messenger snapping a collarbone.

Christmas spirit!

H:746/1110 [-189] S:294/546 [] E:300/412 [] $:500 [] exp:96589 []
Davelok is slightly hurt (70%).
********************** Round 5 **********************
Cackling devilishly Davelok BARBARICALLY BEATS you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Darker goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You die.

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Small orc utters the magic words (acquisition)
Small orc acquires kraftigar, trident of darkness <red glow> from you!

Mies jonka inventorystä aseet viedään.

You slam your weapon into Harlot's bra.
Harlot says 'I'm not into this kind of things, honey.'

Grinning diabolically you powerfully perforate Magic-eater cloud making the
head explode from a MASSIVE acid blast.
You REALLY feel chaos pulse inside you!
Magic-eater cloud is DEAD, R.I.P.

As the black cloud is killed, there is a bright magical flash, as a part of
the drained power is released.
You sizzle with power as some of the energy is absorbed in you!
You feel lucky!
Calythien's Guard captain shouts shouts 'MAGIC EATING CLOUD IS DISPERSED,
HOORAH!! All hail Blnk, Dornier, Gurd, Lirppi, Slimy and Darker for their
efforts!'

These r6 pirate ships are fun

| 22:46   81705: Shilla, the sailor                                          
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| 22:47   59715: Shilla, the lift mage                                       
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| 22:51  101918: Rhonda, the cannoneer                                       
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| 22:58   78999: Grelnor, the sailor                                         
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| 23:02   75770: Synchin, the sailor                                         
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| 23:05   94444: Sahil, the sailor                                           
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| 23:15   56226: Synchin, the cannoneer                                      
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| 23:17   64741: Rhonda, the cannoneer                                       
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| 23:21   89751: Grelnor, the cannoneer                                      
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| 23:31   57220: Synchin, the defense mage                                   
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| 23:39   72173: Grelnor, the sailor                                         
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Tried making monies.
Gold difference: +1256761.00 + 4 beads
*stonks*

144420: a massive, leathery elephant with giant tusks
82244: large polar bear
76397: a big, light green seamonster
97837: a massive rhinoceros is dangerous
92255: a massive and terrifying great lion

Tzarakk Trophy Tour 2023

Tears of Laesa: quest complete! Congratulations! You have just completed Tears
of laesa!

| 21:55   21051: Darker Deepdweller the Orc (riding)                         
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Tears of Laesa: quest progress [##############......]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!

Missing some still. -_-

clones are crafty:
Darker forces Darker to rampage against Darker.

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (speed).
This be a good day!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Guard forcing the heart to
incinerate.
Maybe Black Sabbath makes an orc inspired.

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY PIERCE Sir Bedimere forcing the heart to
incinerate.

Your first tentacle strikes Guard forcing TOTAL SUFFOCATION.

syväkurkku ftw

How to reaver in style:

********************** Round 5 **********************

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! completed!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Guard!
Guard stops existing in this reality.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Your steed attacks a coal black corpse of Guard in a frenzy.
Your steed drives the soul out of a coal black corpse of Guard and feeds on
it! The soul wails in terror!
Your steed attacks a coal black corpse of Guard in a frenzy.
Your steed snorts as the soul of Guard has already left.
Your mount turns on the corporeal corpse instead!
The corpse is reduced to nothing but shreds.

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say (acid blast)
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You watch with self-pride as your acid blast hits Box.
A burst of acid shoots at you from the box!!
That really HURT!
Your skin MELTS exposing your internal organs!

The box retaliates!

Water entity lightly bashes Sentry with shield.
Guard arrives from down.
Guard tries to stomp a spider, but misses!
The spider climbs his leg and bites him!
Guard retaliates by slapping it with his hand!

I've been visiting drawbridge so often lately, that guards are working for me
now :D

| 22:46   10525: Darker Deepdweller the Merfolk                              
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Defiled ground tries to corrupt your body, turning your skin darker and
darker!

Say what?

Murrin and Odana's Home.
Odana walks around wringing her hands
Murrin is working on a new stone bowl

You watch with self-pride as your acid blast hits Murrin.
A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between you and Murrin!
You get bad vibrations as Murrin's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Murrin is DEAD, R.I.P.

Odana says: Murrin, please clean up the mess you're making.

Words of appreciation, right there!

Yerquin sits and sharpens his spear., 66218 exp
A bit turbo, and hit like a 100k monster. Just couldn't skip it though.

A small wooden chest (closed)

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words 'fzz zur tumblzegar'
You flick a small dose of powerful acid at the lock.
The lock sizzles, melts, and gives way.

You take a pile of platinum coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
from a small wooden chest (almost empty).
A nice way to end the grind!