story time, i got poisoned by one of those new fangled ow it hurts for ~5
ticks at 80hp a round, 


If i hadn't bought Master Merchant and Full Peddle Alchemist extraordinaire:
Nyriori Ty'larr potions of "healing-5" i wouldn't have lived to tell you this
story.

somewhere... out there.. TIABTSB *this is BatMUD true story bro

Your insides are on FIRE! 
You extract clay dish of green salve labeled as healing-5 from a pack called
"Nyriori's dont fqkn die salves"
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
Your insides are on FIRE!
hp: 64 (585) [-19] sp: 971 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
Heal self: #
You extract clay dish of green salve labeled as healing-5 from hh.
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
Your insides are on FIRE!
hp: 38 (585) [-26] sp: 967 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper (heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
hp: 81 (585) [+43] sp: 919 (1355) [-48] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
> apply salve to me
You start chanting.
You lose your concentration and cannot cast the spell.
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You fall to your knees out of weakness.
hp: 63 (585) [-18] sp: 915 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
Water entity's skin continues to crash and foam.
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
Your insides are on FIRE!
hp: 127 (585) [+64] sp: 911 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
--=  Water entity  HP:543(613) [+40] [controlled] []  =--
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
You are about to DIE!
Suddenly you feel very sick and throw up...blood.
hp: 105 (585) [-22] sp: 907 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You are about to DIE!
The world seems to blur and it's hard for you to stay up.
hp: 87 (585) [-18] sp: 903 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
The world seems to blur and it's hard for you to stay up.
hp: 147 (585) [+60] sp: 899 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 147 (585) [] sp: 895 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
hp: 243 (585) [+96] sp: 969 (1355) [+74] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 243 (585) [] sp: 965 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
hp: 317 (585) [+74] sp: 961 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 317 (585) [] sp: 957 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
--=  Water entity  HP:588(618) [+45] [controlled] []  =--
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
hp: 397 (585) [+80] sp: 953 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 397 (585) [] sp: 949 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
Your water entity stops glowing and its skin becomes still.
> apply salve to me
There isn't enough left to apply.
> l
A hidden Room.
This cramped room looks like it was an office of some sort a long time
ago. It does, however, look like someone has been living in it quite
recently.
Obvious exit is: south.
A titchy water entity throbbing with power [yours]

later that day i jackascidently title my solo party the 'BatSMUT Research
Team+' where i encounter hidden rolls of posters in a searched for alcove. 

hmnmm? (la posters) 

Mmmh... naked cat-ladies in questionable postures. Well worth the trip here.  

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