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Posted: 26 May 2021 23:33 [ permalink ]
Tiamat shouts 'Hurin just made my day!'
Blayke (party): ok
Dvo (party): give senson my actual dice
Tiamat shouts 'Broetchen, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*'
Erasmus (party): that's fair
Tiamat shouts 'That'll teach Anatea to mess with ME!'
You are no longer spellbound by the animal aspect.
hp: 444 (444) [] sp: 1383 (1383) [-75] ep: 270 (270) [] cash: 68080 [] exp:
694648 []
Blayke drops The Cutlass of Cold <red glow>, The Maul of Choking <red glow>,
Silver Battlesuit <red
glow> and Demonic Ring of Invisibility.
Blayke (party): shelter
Blayke (party): please
You start chanting.
You surreptitiously conceal your spell casting.
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
Shelter: ###
Erasmus prods you like a stray cow.
You nod solemnly.
You feel unearthly power hasten your casting.
Shelter: #
Tiamat shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Farliss!'
You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words (shelter)
This location is now surrounded in a shimmering blue forcefield.
Blayke (party): dcing
You wipe your hands.
Blayke calls for a dicing.
Dl rolls: 98.
Blayke rolls: 46.
Erasmus rolls: 25.
Dvo rolls: 1.
Interesting, veeeeery interesting indeed....
Blayke (party): oh nice
Erasmus (party): sick
Posted: 04 May 2021 21:51 [ permalink ]
Baal-Naygash shouts 'What's the matter Senson?  Tired of going through Digga's
Newbie area?'
Posted: 08 Apr 2021 15:57 [ permalink ]
Cleric is in bad shape (20%).
Your entity is maintaining 'suffocating_embrace'.
You are casting 'acid blast'.
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say (acid blast)
You watch with self-pride as your acid blast hits Cleric.
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Blow them down'
Air entity control will now break when an offensive spell hits, not when you
begin to cast.
The skull draws some power from the kill.
Cleric loses the privilege to live.
Cleric is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 06 Apr 2021 20:36 [ permalink ]
story time, i got poisoned by one of those new fangled ow it hurts for ~5
ticks at 80hp a round, 


If i hadn't bought Master Merchant and Full Peddle Alchemist extraordinaire:
Nyriori Ty'larr potions of "healing-5" i wouldn't have lived to tell you this
story.

somewhere... out there.. TIABTSB *this is BatMUD true story bro

Your insides are on FIRE! 
You extract clay dish of green salve labeled as healing-5 from a pack called
"Nyriori's dont fqkn die salves"
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
Your insides are on FIRE!
hp: 64 (585) [-19] sp: 971 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
Heal self: #
You extract clay dish of green salve labeled as healing-5 from hh.
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
Your insides are on FIRE!
hp: 38 (585) [-26] sp: 967 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper (heal self)
You heal a few of your wounds.
hp: 81 (585) [+43] sp: 919 (1355) [-48] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
> apply salve to me
You start chanting.
You lose your concentration and cannot cast the spell.
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You fall to your knees out of weakness.
hp: 63 (585) [-18] sp: 915 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
Water entity's skin continues to crash and foam.
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
Your insides are on FIRE!
hp: 127 (585) [+64] sp: 911 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
--=  Water entity  HP:543(613) [+40] [controlled] []  =--
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
You are about to DIE!
Suddenly you feel very sick and throw up...blood.
hp: 105 (585) [-22] sp: 907 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You are about to DIE!
The world seems to blur and it's hard for you to stay up.
hp: 87 (585) [-18] sp: 903 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
The world seems to blur and it's hard for you to stay up.
hp: 147 (585) [+60] sp: 899 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 147 (585) [] sp: 895 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
hp: 243 (585) [+96] sp: 969 (1355) [+74] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 243 (585) [] sp: 965 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
> apply salve to me
You stop what you were doing and begin to apply clay dish of green salve
labeled as healing-5 to yourself.
hp: 317 (585) [+74] sp: 961 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 317 (585) [] sp: 957 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
--=  Water entity  HP:588(618) [+45] [controlled] []  =--
You finish applying the salve.
Your wounds begin to heal.
hp: 397 (585) [+80] sp: 953 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
hp: 397 (585) [] sp: 949 (1355) [-4] ep: 283 (283) [] cash: 23194 [] exp:
82531 []
Your water entity stops glowing and its skin becomes still.
> apply salve to me
There isn't enough left to apply.
> l
A hidden Room.
This cramped room looks like it was an office of some sort a long time
ago. It does, however, look like someone has been living in it quite
recently.
Obvious exit is: south.
A titchy water entity throbbing with power [yours]

later that day i jackascidently title my solo party the 'BatSMUT Research
Team+' where i encounter hidden rolls of posters in a searched for alcove. 

hmnmm? (la posters) 

Mmmh... naked cat-ladies in questionable postures. Well worth the trip here.  

picardfacepalmtruestorybro
Posted: 10 May 2020 23:34 [ permalink ]
Gadgeteer Rixx tells you 'The transaction has been completed! Here is an
honourary membership to 'Folklorist' and 'Inner Circle' <B atMUD 30th>'
Posted: 18 May 2014 00:45 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Camping 100000!
You awaken from your short rest, and feel slightly better.
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Posted: 16 Dec 2009 02:55 [ permalink ]
[00:22]:Kronos [nightlife+]: why refer to a ship as a her if its full of salty
seamen?
[00:23]:Ramjett [nightlife+]: err that answers your question doesn't it?