For Elwyk & all the other salamanders out there:

I used to be an axolotl, I did what axolotls do
I breathe through gills, my skin was mottled
I know you won?t believe it's true

But then one day I found a bottle filled with salamander goo
I drank a little, then a lotl
I necked the whole ungodly brew

Now I?m a...

Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander salamander, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Salamander, salamander, salamander, yeah!

At first I loved my change of species
Embraced my metamorphic fat
I breathed through lungs, I walked the Earth
I took a salamandy mate
But nowadays I'm melancholic
I miss my neotenic state
I rue the day I drank that bottle
I can't go back now, it?s too late

Now I?m a...

Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander, salamander la la la la!
Salamander, salamander salamander, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Salamander, salamander, salamander la (one more time!)

Salamander, salamander la la la la la la la...