Fuck this event, I'm out.

Lazuli soldier attacks your gear, striking over and over!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Cloak of the Frostdemon Winds
from getting scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your finger guard from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Highsteel glove from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Dragonscale boot from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Dragonscale boot from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your sune-ate from getting scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Rugged mithril sleeve from
getting scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your sky-blue bracelets from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your fire ring from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Crucifier from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Burglefloogah's flesh amulet
from getting scratched.