Last night, I had one of the weirdest dreams I have had in a looong long time. I was part of this military excercise (I am going to one voluntary one next week. Paintball war) and I was somekind of officer. I had pistol on the left side of me and I was wondering why in the hell on the left side, I would use it right handedly anyway... well, we were runnign away from something in this little town/village.I stopped following the others and ran through one old house and its garden. The house owner wasn't visible so I though what the hell, I can go through. I went and suddenly I notice that there is a cable/string above me: DOG! Goddamn I start to run towards the shack on the back of the garden. The dog catches me and I turn. It bites me on the hand but only very slightly. I calm the dog down and talk to it. It speaks back to me and we start talking. The dog tells me that the hosue is actually a bordel and the owner is pimp. I ask the dog about the girls, because I suddenly get interested in this hooker issue. What would it feel to fuck a whore? Could I afford it, and still feel ok with it? This has been bothereing me in the reality also. I am not sure wether I could or not. Well I ask about the girls and how much they are. The dog tells me they are pretty, but doesn't know the price. I ask the dog if there is any 'mature/older' milf whores available, because I think I would like one now. He doesn't know. I wake up wondering why in the hell was the pistol on the left side...