One man play, 14th July:
%Agez shivers from cold.

%Agez lights up the torch and walks forward.

%Baerd says 'My name is Baerd. In the old days i was called Bard the Playful.
But then i grew beard and they started to call me "Baerd the Beard", and so i
decided to keep that stupid donkey of a name. A true Jester's name. Too bad
the Donkey one was taken. I've heard she still lives at city stables.'

%Baerd says 'That very night is all i can remember anymore. Actually it's
mostly the only thing i remember at all. The platinum crescent moon that came
trough the clouds like a bright omen of trust, hunger and lustful despair that
magnetized me to stay and remain nearby the city walls. Near the whores and
all the jesters. My poor kind.'

%Baerd sighs deeply.

%Baerd says 'It was merely a whisper in the wind. A gong trough the chaos, a
brittle ping echoing in my head to remain sane through all this day dreaming
nonsene of becoming the World famous Jester. But unjust manhood i faced every
day. Like the dog faeces on the city streets. No man is good enough for the
King.'

%Baerd stares the torchlight silently for a moment.

%Baerd says 'There was this old whore "Tabaetha" who saw my gloominess every
day. One morning she gave me few silver coins and told me to go outside the
city, find a ferryman at West and hand those coins for a trip to the
mountains, to hear the most legendary poem, a furnanchian tale. A poem that
sets me "ablaze" and free from the chains.'

%Baerd says 'So little i knew.'

%Baerd says 'And then it began. My journey to the unknown. I just sat there
and listened to the ferryman when we rowed the old boat through the dense
fog.'

%Baerd sits down to the wooden chair.

%Baerd says 'through the ferryman's mouth i must speak:'

%Ferryman says 'Jester, I gift you a poem called:'

%Ferryman says 'Disciples of Shoggoth'

%Ferryman eyes turn to deep white.

%Ferryman whispers '"At Furnanchian mountains....."'

%Ferryman says '"Where the crescent moon arise."'

%Ferryman says '"A cold pyramid stands at the mountain high,"'

%Ferryman says '"on top of an old tomb of horrors and hate"'

%Ferryman says '"We yell for a heartbeat,"'

%Ferryman says '"when glooming darkness arrives."'

%Ferryman says '"Dark disciples of Shoggoth,"'

%Ferryman says '"those tiny lustful, mindless wurms."'

%Ferryman says '"Slither in every corner of you,"'

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%Ferryman whispers '"those sweet talking damned snakessssssshhh!"'

%Ferryman says '"They claim our bed, and sleep under it, when we won't
notice."'

%Ferryman says '"And sting every witness that happen to reveal,"'

%Ferryman says '"their transcendental secrets. But I won't."'

%Ferryman laughs madly.

%Ferryman laughs madly.

%Ferryman whispers '"They'll cut your eyes with rusty knife."'

%Ferryman says '"So why to sleep? Why even weep?"'

%Ferryman whispers '"You are lost in the maze, in a deep dream of Seth!"'

%Ferryman says '"Old Shoggoth!!"'

%Ferryman says '"My bright compass, thy gate and a chaos"'

%Ferryman whispers '"You may echo through me."'

%Ferryman says '"These mountains vibrate and peal your flesh."'

%Ferryman says '"The disciple's adamntium eyes of sadness,"'

%Ferryman says '"leak no tears to water your rose."'

%Ferryman says '"inside your mind, the chaos wear no robes"'

%Ferryman says '"And to you Jester, i give no king nor hope"'

%Baerd bursts into tears.

%Baerd sits down and start playing the lute.

%Baerd says 'That fucking .... poem .... made me mad.'

%Baerd says 'That darkness started to grow inside me, like a trees branch.'

%Baerd says 'And one day i did not recognize my reflection anymore.'

%Baerd whispers '....that fucking old whore, sold me for a few silvers.'

%Baerd says 'Who could have known she was some type of Nergal?'

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%Baerd looks depressed.

%Baerd says 'I've been lost. So lost, since i left the ferryman's gaze.'

%Baerd says 'Now i'm only a mere, uncolourful jester,'

%Baerd says 'hiding in the Shadowkeep basement.'

%Baerd whispers 'But one day i WILL ROW THE BOAT!'

%Baerd whispers 'and you'll start to loose your sanity by breathing this smoky
tale.'

%Agez bows very deeply.

You stop what you were doing and begin to apply copper pot of green salve to
Suoli.

You finish applying the salve.

Suoli wields hammer of might in her left hand.

Ghost of Galdriel tells you 'toimaa ne pillerit'

| You challenge No one for leadership of the guild!
| Tora examines you carefully from head to toe to see if you are worthy of
| leading the guild.
| Congratulations! You are the new leader of the Psionicists!
| You can hear Tora's words in your head 'Well done! As long as you are in
| possession of this prestigious title you may come and ask me about
enchantment
| and I will cast the spell upon you.'
| You feel that your sense of monsters increase.
| 
| You can hear your guildmaster Tora Arot's voice echo in your head.
| 'I command you all to recognize your new leader Agez!'


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