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Posted: 28 Apr 2025 21:32 [ permalink ]
| 21:31  310241: The mother of all mushrooms                                 
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Posted: 28 Apr 2025 21:21 [ permalink ]
The mother of all mushrooms
You feel more experienced as you enter the secret nest! (29743)
..
The mushroom mother ate you as a whole!
Yay! It sure is dark in here. It seems the mushroom swallowed you as a whole,
not bothering to chew on you even a little bit. You feel there's lots of icky
goo all over the place. You feel scared. Hopefully the mushroom won't get any
cramps. It is rumoured it can kill a giant by just crunching it's stomach!
There are no obvious exits.
..
The mushroom crunches it's stomach!
You are crushed!
That really HURT!
Your skin ruptures and wound starts to BLEED!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.
Posted: 21 Apr 2025 19:27 [ permalink ]
While meditating, you notice some a suspicious shadow passing over you. Could
it be... a dragon? This can only mean trouble is on its way. Big trouble. You
might want to collect a party for this encounter...
(with party:)
Brace yourself! The dragon is on the move, circling about in the air! Incoming
in two minutes!
Defend the tree for 30 minutes. If the attacker persists after this time,
you've failed. If armageddon arrives before the time's up, you've failed. Good
luck!
...
| 13:53  285255: a nasty and territorial red dragon                          
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Red dragon is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel slightly better at fighting with your soul companion.
You feel somehow elated by this kill! As if dragon slaying taught you
something new... Or made learning easier... Something...
Posted: 20 Apr 2025 20:44 [ permalink ]
You swing and hit Medium dwarf with a 'mended cartwheel' kick.
Posted: 14 Apr 2025 21:20 [ permalink ]
Last reinc: Nov 16 2018 (2340 days ago)
Posted: 12 Apr 2025 07:23 [ permalink ]
Hermit utters the magic words (disintegrate)
Pazi resists the disintegration attempt.
Posted: 25 Mar 2025 20:29 [ permalink ]
blog kohothegreat 64688
| Tue Aug 13 15:59:14 2019 [#64688]
| Bartok unfolds and reads a scroll.
| Bartok hesitates as she casts youth.
| Bartok shivers for a LONG moment in pain.
| Bartok dies of old age!
| Bartok leaves away.
Posted: 23 Mar 2025 09:59 [ permalink ]
You are refreshed, satiated, old and wimpy (very very low).

look at vial
The vial is full of blue magical liquid that will restore the youth.
It is completely full of blue liquid.

This item is a present from santa to Pazi.
It is completely full of blue liquid.
This item is in superb condition.

You drink the whole vial and feel young again.
The vial shatters as it looses it's magical content.

You are refreshed, satiated, very young and wimpy (very very low).
Posted: 20 Feb 2025 20:52 [ permalink ]
You close your beehive.
You open your beehive.
A swarm of angry bees surrounds you as you open your beehive!
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
Bee stings you.
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
BUZZZ a hostile beesoldier stings you several times.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
Bee stings you.
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
You are about to DIE!
a bee stings you on the cheek.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
BUZZZ a hostile beesoldier stings you several times.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
a bee stings you on the cheek.
BUZZZ a hostile beesoldier stings you several times.
Bee stings you.
You are about to DIE!
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Bee stings you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
a group of hostile bees sting you all over your body.
Bee stings you.
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
Bee stings you.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
Bee stings you.
a group of hostile bees sting you all over your body.
You are about to DIE!
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
Bee stings you.
a group of hostile bees sting you all over your body.
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
a group of hostile bees sting you all over your body.
BUZZZ a hostile beesoldier stings you several times.
Bee stings you.
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
a group of hostile bees sting you all over your body.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
a bee stings you on the cheek.
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
You are about to DIE!
OUCH! a bee stings you on the neck.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Bee stings you in the eye, OUCH!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
a bee stings you on the cheek.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.
Posted: 16 Feb 2025 19:07 [ permalink ]
You gently tap Orc boss with the ki-empowered 'touch of the mad carpenter'
technique.
Posted: 13 Feb 2025 18:28 [ permalink ]
Like a proper martial artist, you punch Orc boss lightly.
Posted: 04 Feb 2025 19:38 [ permalink ]
500M total exp.
Posted: 25 Jan 2025 19:37 [ permalink ]
You perform the peaceful Heian Godan kata.
Posted: 11 Jan 2025 21:19 [ permalink ]
You lure Reben closer with the infamous 'play dead' maneuver, only to perform
a 'earthworm rising' kick.
Posted: 26 Dec 2024 10:14 [ permalink ]
You are using 'earthquake kick' at 'pixie 1'.
You learn more about the Way of Water. You improve in Rain Drops.
Posted: 25 Dec 2024 10:31 [ permalink ]
The ring's magic is used up, and it turns to dust.
Hat of wizardy evaporates silently.
Boots evaporates silently.
Mirror breastplate evaporates silently.
Onyx mask evaporates silently.
Amazon Battlesuit evaporates silently.
Fire ring evaporates silently.
Posted: 30 Nov 2024 21:18 [ permalink ]
You slam Yeti with the 'branding touch' bodyslam, exploding with sparks and
smoke.
Posted: 07 Oct 2024 20:20 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You deliver a strong finger-strike to Orc boss' throat crushing his windpipe!
NOW you really have it. You mutilate Orc boss' face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing blow.
Posted: 04 Oct 2024 18:51 [ permalink ]
You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!
Cackling devilishly you grab, headbutt, then NECK-SNAP Orc boss by jumping and
pounding to the temple.
Posted: 30 Jul 2024 19:36 [ permalink ]
You exhale and send a torrent of snowflakes to strike Guard with the power of
'caress of the northwind' technique.
Posted: 23 Jul 2024 23:50 [ permalink ]
[Jul 23 23:48]:Arasaka (bat): 1. 23/07/24 | a cultist worshiping the strange
ene.., 219658 exp .... when you just go full turbo!
[Jul 23 23:48]:Pazi [bat]: that's a ludicrous turbo one
Posted: 22 Jul 2024 22:06 [ permalink ]
[Jul 21 20:37]:Kalahar (sidhe+): ooo, a pazi appears in the wild
[Jul 21 20:37]:Moonglaze (sidhe+): pazi with a piza
Posted: 05 Jul 2024 22:16 [ permalink ]
Thulanic utters the magic words (disintegrate)
key is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
...
flask is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
equipment frame is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
Your scream of agony is cut short as you turn to dust!
Pazi Voyager the member of Catfolk < . > lets out a terrible wail which is cut
short by the disintegration spell.
Not connected to the game server...
Not connected to the game server...

RECOVERING CHARACTER'S ITEMS FROM ABNORMAL LOGOUT!
Posted: 28 Jun 2024 19:23 [ permalink ]
You exhale with the 'rising sun' method, causing a blast of hot air to hit Orc
boss.
Posted: 03 Jun 2024 20:34 [ permalink ]
You clap and release the power of the 'dragon push' technique, blasting Guard.
Posted: 29 Mar 2024 10:10 [ permalink ]
Nemesis utters the magic words 'oli isa-sammakko, aiti-sammakko ja
PIKKU-SAMMAKKO!!'
You successfully resist a curse.
Posted: 20 Feb 2024 19:33 [ permalink ]
total exp 400M+
Posted: 04 Dec 2023 19:05 [ permalink ]
Your hands start to glow with power. With unearthly speed you thrust both of
your hands into Orc boss' chest shattering his ribcage and instantly pushing
them out from his back!

YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kick to Orc boss' head with
UNEARTHLY speed. His head makes a CRUNCHING sound and almost shifts from its
place.

You feel poisonous energy blasting through your fist!
Posted: 27 Feb 2023 20:35 [ permalink ]
27.2.2023 - 300M totals
Posted: 17 Feb 2022 20:02 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Your hands start to glow with power. With unearthly speed you thrust both of
your hands into Shadowy slaver's chest shattering its ribcage and instantly
pushing them out from its back!
NOW you really have it. You mutilate Shadowy slaver's face with your
INCREDIBLE finishing blow.
You feel electric energy powerfully blasting through your fist!
Shadowy slaver dies in a massive pool of blood.
Shadowy slaver is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 05 Nov 2021 22:46 [ permalink ]
Wrathaug, The red drake
Hp: 512 -16 Sp: 272  Ep: 335 
You are using 'iron palm' at 'drake'.
Drake waves its index finger while uttering (firebolt)
You channel the power of your inner self, turning your arms into stone.
Anticipating the incoming firebolt, you cross your arms before you, forming a
defensive shield. The spell fizzles harmlessly into the shield.
Posted: 05 Nov 2021 22:39 [ permalink ]
Dr. Kilrathi's Workroom.
You are standing in a Dr. Kilrathi's workroom. Consider yourself
lucky. Not many people can manage to find a spot in here, and not
may have lived to reach here.
Obvious exit is: south.
Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader
.. 
party of five (Yggdrasil, Mordol, Derfel, Arasaka, Pazi)
..
Kilrathi is DEAD, R.I.P.
22:17  318448: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader