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#2218
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Nov 12 2010
Rating: 0
Gileon [saato+]: nyt tulee kyl niiiin saatanan hienoja nuolia että jes Gileon [saato+]: EPIC FAIL Gileon [saato+]: "It has fletchings made of diamond to keep it aloft longer so it can fly further, and a sharp head of feathers" :D Jeskko [saato+]: putkeen meni
#2217
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Nov 11 2010
Rating: 1
Vesku (wanted): whos elephant is in my ship?
#2216
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Nov 10 2010
Rating: 0
(02:26) Halle tells you 'why water turn dissipate' (02:26) Halle tells you 'even when not +100c' (02:28) You tell Halle and Amd (*idleh*) 'Think of it this way: Water is not "mita" it is "mika" each party of water is it's own part, and each party only requires X latent energy to vaporize.' (02:29) You tell Halle and Amd (*idleh*) 'So pretent 9man party is gallon of water, when Tiamat blast Halle uncon he goes to hell even though entire party isn't boiled.' (02:29) You tell Halle and Amd (*idleh*) 'in same way when sun cast lava blast at bucket of water -> halle vaporizes, but rest of it remains.' (02:30) You tell Halle and Amd (*idleh*) 'water has no life-link' (02:30) Amd tells Halle and you ':D' (02:30) Amd tells Halle and you 'a good explanation'
#2215
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lammas
At: Nov 9 2010
Rating: 1
(09:57) Nazrix tells Shar, Kawasa and you 'HIDES ARE LIKE FUCKING HEROIN I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN DAYS AND I'M PAWNING MY SHIT TO BUY THEM AND LOSING SLEEP OVER WHERE I'LL GET MY NEXT HIDE' (09:57) Nazrix tells Shar, Kawasa and you 'sell me hides'
#2214
Unset Language
Submitted by: Argonath
At: Nov 8 2010
Rating: 4
Blasterr <bat>: Go is broken for a sec, bear with me. Glaurung [bat]: put the bear down, its safer to code.
#2213
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Nov 7 2010
Rating: 1
It can happen even to the best of them: Durand tells Freld and you 'rhiiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriiibit!'
#2212
Unset Language
Submitted by: Willi
At: Oct 19 2010
Rating: 2
[08:58]:Yomototh [bard]: Help, I'm being attacked by Misery! [08:59]:Crymia [bard]: have a prozac then
#2211
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lammas
At: Oct 17 2010
Rating: 0
[03:10]:Ghost of Vesku (party): mikshä mäoon dead [03:10]:Ghost of Vesku (party): kuolin katuvaloon omas citis Ghost of Vesku (party): putos darknes justii vissiiko olin afk
#2210
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xyloid
At: Oct 14 2010
Rating: 2
[00:52]:Hackop <chat>: this is probably the WORST place to ask this, but I will anyway. Anyone pretty good with suits and suit styles? [00:52]:Arctangent [chat]: like chainmail suits? [00:52]:Hackop <chat>: no. [00:52]:Hackop <chat>: very no.
#2209
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nosunrise
At: Oct 5 2010
Rating: 1
Fxxxx tells you 'crap detection would be handy here' Fxxxx tells you 'trap :D'
#2208
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Oct 5 2010
Rating: 1
(08:50) Ssmud tells you 'this stethoscope is retarded' (08:50) Ssmud tells you 'cant use held with it' (08:50) Ssmud tells you 'nevermind :D you dont have to wear it, it works from inventory :D :D'
#2207
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: -1
Darol <legion+>: i guess the analogy kinda ends here, i can't really think of parry as cat fire, but well :) Darol <legion+>: mmm, cat fire.. Hemicuda [legion+]: does cat fire come out the cat's butt? Ack (legion+): cat fire would be awesome Ack (legion+): I'd imagine it would be some archer skill, for HEAVY slings
#2206
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 0
Ggr [saato+]: joskus kun katselee jotain koodia, tulee sellainen "oh my god, it's full of stars!"-tunne, kun idioottimaisen designin ja purkkaklunssi-implem entaation ylitsepursuava paskuus valtaa koko tajunnan.
#2205
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 3
Glaurung [wanted]: feel free to reloc if you are coming to skeep to see milk's performance Glaurung [wanted]: ofcourse, if you are a dairyfarmer, you can probably go see milk somewhere closer as well Kharadus (wanted): though the milk on the farm is probably less adept at doing performances Kharadus (wanted): so this is the place to be still Glaurung [wanted]: ahh, that remains to be seen Milk (wanted): wouldn't count on it Glaurung [wanted]: wonder if milk will be cream of the crop performancewise! Glaurung [wanted]: or whether it will just go sour Milk (wanted): depends on your preferences Glaurung [wanted]: please dont accidentaly summon milk away, he might get shaken Glaurung [wanted]: mebbe i should start selling tickets and milk it for all its worth! Glaurung [wanted]: damn im on a roll, the bad jokes and puns are neverending Milk (wanted): now who's giving a performance Glaurung [wanted]: hey im just warming up the crowd for you
#2204
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Tarken <bat>: Michael Jackson's death has been officially ruled as a homicide. Hackop <bat>: Way to be late on that news. Rigger [bat]: was he hit by, was he struck by a smooth criminal?
#2203
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 0
Alakhai (suomi): ootan edelleen sitä päivää ku joku pulainsinööri wizuttaa ja rupee koodaamaan fysiikan lakeja tänne :D Mace (suomi): ja hengityksen. Morpher [suomi]: mut on kyl myönnettävä et selkärangasta typee siel cityssa aina välillä map Searc (suomi): hengittäähän nää jo Mace (suomi): et pitää 5 sekan välein typee inhale ja exhale. Alakhai (suomi): humaneiden pitäis kans syödä joku 3-4 kertaa päivässä Morstor [suomi]: ja kakkii Noctur <suomi>: ... Alakhai (suomi): ja sit jos ei kakkis ni muuttuis muumiks Searc (suomi): saattas skeepin vessas olla tungosta Enochian (suomi): ei tarttis invitee enää Morstor [suomi]: :) Alakhai (suomi): nomadit osais paskoo minne vaan mut civilizedien pitäis käyttää vessoja Mace (suomi): onks kukaa rustannu jotai lolli tolkien tarinaa tääl et pääsee valareihi Crusifer [suomi]: campsitessa ois bajamaja
#2202
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 0
Ggr [saato+]: *humputi tuuu töttörötöttö töö* ... :Darol Ässä - Välähdys vitsien maailmasta ja miehestä, joka ei naurata. :Darol puolustaa puujalkahuumoria ja huonoja juttuja maailmassa, jossa hauskat miehet ovat naisten ulottumattomissa.
#2201
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Rigger [sales]: 3 pack of apparatus, one that claps for you, one that hits you over the head, and one that pumps water into the room. The perfect combination if you are a Ent Bard who hates himself. mb 3k
#2199
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 0
Ukulele <fall+>: BEETEEWEE pärjäsitte paljo paremmi kizarilla ku toi twiddle+ gruuppi Mandrake (fall+): :) Darol (fall+): sehän on selvä ku fall+:lla on DAROL! Ukulele <fall+>: nod, pitää ajaa kovaa että spämmi peittää darolin vitsit :)
#2198
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 0
Mudax {saato+}: kahvi on hyvää kun mikään biologinen prosessi ei saa siitä otetta, vaan se on tuomittu pysymään mustan lietteen olomuodossa koko olemassaolonsa ajan kuin helvettiin syösty tuomittu sielu ikään Rutaliator [saato+]: puhutaan sentään ihmisestä joka kuolee vieroitusoireisiin ilmeisesti melko nopeasti jos deprivoidaan kahvista