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#1113
Unset Language
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Feb 10 2005
Rating: 9
Eraser tells you 'ma voin tulla barditankkailee eli sohimaa noil puukoil =)' You tell Eraser 'ooks kova?' Eraser tells you 'riippuu minka tasosta pornoo laitan pyorimaa!'
#1178
Unset Language
Submitted by: Duracell
At: Apr 3 2005
Rating: 9
Duracell [chat]: mastery of tarmanaamailu is all about wanking and using smart keybindings on f-keys. that will leave at least one hand free all the time. Malicat [chat]: I generally don't wank when tarming. Should I start? Hrolf [chat]: yes Urza [chat]: yes... but put your webcam on 1st Zard [chat]: im worried that you think you can Duracell [chat]: i'm actually worried if you think anyone would like to see that Malicat tells you 'And what's your problem with me then?' Guess twice?
#1181
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Apr 6 2005
Rating: 9
(09:59) Darol tells you 'boxit tekee damaa mosiinki, sablenki tappas muutamalla miljoonalla boxilla :D' (09:59) Darol tells you 'mosat ku ei ees agroo siitä!' (10:00) Darol tells you 'naurat nyt, mutta oota vaan kun joku päivä seison laatikkovuorella ja valentina makaa sen alla!'
#1225
Finnish
Submitted by: Dino
At: May 15 2005
Rating: 9
Näin ne suhteet hoidellaan, haibietyyliin: Larpababa [ee+]: olinpa sekopälli ja kiitin nevöhööd miestä heal allista Larpababa [ee+]: sattu vaa nii maukkaaseen reikään Larpababa [ee+]: mutta taidanpa pkillata varalta ettei tule mitään väärinkäsityksiä
#1229
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: May 19 2005
Rating: 9
Ramjett [chat]: this house of 1000 corpses is quite dumb Ssmud tells you 'where' Ssmud tells you 'Relocating.' You tell Ssmud 'hbo'
#1255
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 9
[01:38]:Ghost of Latexi [ghost]: one should probably try to limit the amount of enemies to something manageable :)
#1309
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dornier
At: Aug 2 2005
Rating: 9
Nuane tells Kyo, Kyo, Kyo, Kyo, Kyo, Juo, Tarli, Draxx, Poliisi, Paloauto, Hannukarpo and you 'löysin puuttuvat membut' Nuane tells Kyo, Kyo, Kyo, Kyo, Kyo, Tarli, Draxx, Poliisi, Paloauto, Hannukarpo, Juo and you 'jaa meni poliisille offline telliä :D'
#1392
Unset Language
Submitted by: Miger
At: Oct 27 2005
Rating: 9
[05:30]:Shar (sales): ring of deep shadows mb 1k [05:30]:Mogo [sales]: 1k [05:30]:Shar (sales): +4dam, repair self [05:30]:Dachante [sales]: 100k [05:30]:Kyo (sales): 500k [05:30]:Shar (sales): doh it's my sleeping time Info: Shar goes link dead. [05:31]:Malicat [sales]: 1M [05:31]:(sales): Zard blinks his eyes. [05:31]:Miger [sales]: tough schedule [05:31]:Lammas (sales): :D [05:31]:Malicat [sales]: assuming it's still awe cond... [05:32]:Zard (sales): i just backspaced my bid...
#1482
Unset Language
Submitted by: Reagent
At: Jan 18 2006
Rating: 9
[11:50]:Narcosis [newbie]: it said this You feel the pains of Hell for a moment, but a moment later you wake up some place else. [11:51]:Cilwand [newbie]: you are bugging and you cannot die until boot, go and abuse it immediately [11:51]:Cilwand [newbie]: time to solo sable [11:51]:Narcosis [newbie]: u sure? [11:51]:[newbie]: Gilead nods, 'Yep!'. (11:55) Sable Bladetree shouts 'Narcosis, no hard feelings, ok? *cackle*' [11:56]:Ghost of Narcosis [ghost]: wait [11:56]:Ghost of Narcosis [ghost]: i wanna see if it is bugging [11:56]:Ghost of Narcosis [ghost]: see if i just suddenly come back alive [11:57]:Ghost of Narcosis [ghost]: sable only insta me [11:57]:Ghost of Narcosis [ghost]: LIARS [11:58]:[ghost]: Shay 'hmmmm's for a moment. [11:58]:[ghost]: Puhuri laughs inside his head [11:58]:Mrhurtyou [ghost]: lol holy crap i love this game [12:00]:Narcosis [newbie]: U LIE [12:01]:[newbie]: Proteus stabs a finger at Cilwand accusingly. [12:01]:Proteus [newbie]: :DDDDDDD A firework explodes "U LYING MOTHERFUCKERS" in the sky.
#1633
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nu
At: Jul 17 2006
Rating: 9
Jacen {wanted}: ;wanted I scream trig damage (0% resist); screams in pain. Fobbis {wanted}: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Munkki [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Kitania [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Chickity [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Malos (wanted): I scream trig damage (0% resist) Kyynel [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Aruthra {wanted}: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Requiem [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Tails [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Nazrix [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Ushae [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Gorge [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Shmuzin {wanted}: I scream trig damage (0% resist) Lavitz [wanted]: I scream trig damage (0% resist)
#33
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 10
Thematrix [wanted]: summon to anywhere pretty Badun [wanted]: I heard they redecorated the newbie freezer
#57
English
Submitted by: Era
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 10
(17:02) Duke shouts 'i am crashing this mother fucker in 5 min, if you dont wanna risk crash recovery, go chest.' [17:11]:Duke <bat>: whoops i crashed my own pc by mistake :)
#100
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 10
Rutaliator [fc+]: hitto, nyt toi slurr moikkas Rutaliator [fc+]: mitä mä teen Rutaliator [fc+]: neepat koittaa tutustuu
#123
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 10
Darol [kamikaze+]: hannu karpo joutas helvettiin! Darol [kamikaze+]: viimeski avautu siita etta kaupassa joutuu maksaa euron vaikka hinta on 99 senttii kun ne sentit pyoristyy Darol [kamikaze+]: niinku kannattaa kuluttaa ohjelma-aikaa tommoseen Darol [kamikaze+]: jos se karpon ohjelma kestaa vaikka puolikin tuntii niin jos se paska vuokrattas mainostilaksi niin saatas jokaiselle aijalle lahjotettuu kylla ne sentit mitka pyoristyy kaikille niille keta se ny oikeesti hairitsee :)
#241
Finnish
Submitted by: Grizzt
At: Jan 25 2004
Rating: 10
Larppa [ee+]: mä tunnen yhen anssibien joka piilotteli reppuunsa vaikka mitä Larppa [ee+]: kaikkea väliltä sahtipulloista kirveeseen Larppa [ee+]: kerranse aukas sahtipullot tunnilla ku opettaja oli podissa nii koko luokka alako haiseen hirviälle viinalle Larppa [ee+]: sit se repäs semmosen metrisen 100000cm paksun kettingin pätkän repusta ja huusi että nyt ei neekerit hypi silimille Larppa [ee+]: sitse heilu lapinleukun kans käytävällä... kysyin että mitässää tolla... se sano että EIPÄHÄN NEEKERIT HYPI SILIMILLE Larppa [ee+]: sit kerran sillä oli kirves repussa... sano että EI NEEKERIT HYPI SILIMILLE Larppa [ee+]: eihänse anssibie nostanu penkistä ku oman painonsa mut anssibie paino 120kg :) Larppa [ee+]: sitse teki aina puukäsitöissä semmosia pesismailoja mistä sojotti nauloja ja sano opettajalle että neo kalapamppuja Larppa [ee+]: sitse huito niillä käytävässä ja sano että EIPÄHÄN NEEKERIT HYPI SILIMILLE Altarism [ee+]: vittu ootko kännis vai? Larppa [ee+]: eiku selitän tositarinoita
#332
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 10
Someone swaps the places of Someone and Someone.
#358
English
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Feb 26 2004
Rating: 10
Athlonzwar [newbie]: how i give head to the people of restaurant?
#365
English
Submitted by: Zin
At: Feb 28 2004
Rating: 10
[05:59]:Pagar (bat): has anyone done treasuries of the nocilis valley? [05:59]:Conquer (bat): sure! mr laabani! [06:00]:Pagar (bat): was just trying to understand what you had to do w/out an area name, w/out any description other than a picture of a sleeping dragon :P [06:01]:Conquer (bat): so let me get this straight [06:01]:Conquer (bat): you've managed to get enough exp to rebirth, and you dont know what is in nocilis valley? [06:01]:Pagar (bat): never been there
#393
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 10
[ghost]: Ghost of Azgaroth hums a little tune. [ghost]: Sorcen tune Sorcen [ghost]: hmm. is the tune emote only for highbies? {ghost}: Nuane hums a little tune. Sorcen [ghost]: :tune (ghost): Enochian hums a little tune at Sorcen. Sorcen [ghost]: i can't use the tune emote :( [ghost]: Nufan sniffs sadly. Sorcen [ghost]: *pretends to hum a little tune*... [newbie]: Sorcen tune
#420
Finnish
Submitted by: Fen
At: Mar 18 2004
Rating: 10
From: angryspede Date: Tue Dec 8 08:36:42 1998 save report oon aaru ihan samaa party say CRITICAL HIT! mielta sun kanssa emote ticks %%&344%&]]({ in %%4timre&&74) et tollaset pellet vois joko a) report pistaa trihgut pois postatessa tai b) emote is fully healed! painua vittuun kokonaan mikä olis report report save save save report parempi kaikkien kannalta. emote ticks %&ert563 in #%&%&