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#57
English
Submitted by: Era
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 10
(17:02) Duke shouts 'i am crashing this mother fucker in 5 min, if you dont wanna risk crash recovery, go chest.' [17:11]:Duke <bat>: whoops i crashed my own pc by mistake :)
#100
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 10
Rutaliator [fc+]: hitto, nyt toi slurr moikkas Rutaliator [fc+]: mitä mä teen Rutaliator [fc+]: neepat koittaa tutustuu
#123
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 10
Darol [kamikaze+]: hannu karpo joutas helvettiin! Darol [kamikaze+]: viimeski avautu siita etta kaupassa joutuu maksaa euron vaikka hinta on 99 senttii kun ne sentit pyoristyy Darol [kamikaze+]: niinku kannattaa kuluttaa ohjelma-aikaa tommoseen Darol [kamikaze+]: jos se karpon ohjelma kestaa vaikka puolikin tuntii niin jos se paska vuokrattas mainostilaksi niin saatas jokaiselle aijalle lahjotettuu kylla ne sentit mitka pyoristyy kaikille niille keta se ny oikeesti hairitsee :)
#241
Finnish
Submitted by: Grizzt
At: Jan 25 2004
Rating: 10
Larppa [ee+]: mä tunnen yhen anssibien joka piilotteli reppuunsa vaikka mitä Larppa [ee+]: kaikkea väliltä sahtipulloista kirveeseen Larppa [ee+]: kerranse aukas sahtipullot tunnilla ku opettaja oli podissa nii koko luokka alako haiseen hirviälle viinalle Larppa [ee+]: sit se repäs semmosen metrisen 100000cm paksun kettingin pätkän repusta ja huusi että nyt ei neekerit hypi silimille Larppa [ee+]: sitse heilu lapinleukun kans käytävällä... kysyin että mitässää tolla... se sano että EIPÄHÄN NEEKERIT HYPI SILIMILLE Larppa [ee+]: sit kerran sillä oli kirves repussa... sano että EI NEEKERIT HYPI SILIMILLE Larppa [ee+]: eihänse anssibie nostanu penkistä ku oman painonsa mut anssibie paino 120kg :) Larppa [ee+]: sitse teki aina puukäsitöissä semmosia pesismailoja mistä sojotti nauloja ja sano opettajalle että neo kalapamppuja Larppa [ee+]: sitse huito niillä käytävässä ja sano että EIPÄHÄN NEEKERIT HYPI SILIMILLE Altarism [ee+]: vittu ootko kännis vai? Larppa [ee+]: eiku selitän tositarinoita
#332
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 10
Someone swaps the places of Someone and Someone.
#358
English
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Feb 26 2004
Rating: 10
Athlonzwar [newbie]: how i give head to the people of restaurant?
#365
English
Submitted by: Zin
At: Feb 28 2004
Rating: 10
[05:59]:Pagar (bat): has anyone done treasuries of the nocilis valley? [05:59]:Conquer (bat): sure! mr laabani! [06:00]:Pagar (bat): was just trying to understand what you had to do w/out an area name, w/out any description other than a picture of a sleeping dragon :P [06:01]:Conquer (bat): so let me get this straight [06:01]:Conquer (bat): you've managed to get enough exp to rebirth, and you dont know what is in nocilis valley? [06:01]:Pagar (bat): never been there
#393
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Mar 10 2004
Rating: 10
[ghost]: Ghost of Azgaroth hums a little tune. [ghost]: Sorcen tune Sorcen [ghost]: hmm. is the tune emote only for highbies? {ghost}: Nuane hums a little tune. Sorcen [ghost]: :tune (ghost): Enochian hums a little tune at Sorcen. Sorcen [ghost]: i can't use the tune emote :( [ghost]: Nufan sniffs sadly. Sorcen [ghost]: *pretends to hum a little tune*... [newbie]: Sorcen tune
#420
Finnish
Submitted by: Fen
At: Mar 18 2004
Rating: 10
From: angryspede Date: Tue Dec 8 08:36:42 1998 save report oon aaru ihan samaa party say CRITICAL HIT! mielta sun kanssa emote ticks %%&344%&]]({ in %%4timre&&74) et tollaset pellet vois joko a) report pistaa trihgut pois postatessa tai b) emote is fully healed! painua vittuun kokonaan mikä olis report report save save save report parempi kaikkien kannalta. emote ticks %&ert563 in #%&%&
#437
Unset Language
Submitted by: Capula
At: Mar 24 2004
Rating: 10
Someone calls for a dicing. Someone rolls: 95. Someone rolls: 91. Someone rolls: 83. Someone rolls: 76. Someone rolls: 39. Someone smiles happily Someone goes 'MUAH'. Rulla (party): :D Mape (party): ¤ meikä voitti! ¤ Valkrist [party]: voitin1 Rulla (party): mie!
#572
English
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: May 1 2004
Rating: 10
[00:28]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): Dudes, It's Mardus here. [00:29]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): I wizzed to improve the state of this mud. To eradicate all the ancient UHUHUBOOHOO shit that was still present. [00:29]:Gromit [bat]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [00:30]:Banba [bat]: we have a saying - you cant polish a turd
#694
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cutter
At: Jul 1 2004
Rating: 10
Sparhawk [party]: kyo got sex changed btw Kyo {party}: oh shit Kyo {party}: I WANT MY DICK BACK! [party]: Malicat rolls on the floor laughing. Kyo {party}: oh wait Kyo {party}: I got boobs now Kyo {party}: sweet
#778
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Jul 30 2004
Rating: 10
Tikku [newbie]: how to open citadel's blocked door?? Yggrasil (newbie): go www.bat.org/walkthroughs/citadel Yggrasil (newbie): Aria tells you 'that link does not work'
#834
Finnish
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Sep 2 2004
Rating: 10
[22:57]:Roscop [key]: hehehe, tuli muute tanaa rl nunna vastaan, ni ekana kavi mieles et pitasko se tappaa [22:57]:Glaurung [key]: haha [22:57]:Roscop [key]: sit tuli mielee et pitaskoha lopettaa mudaus [22:57]:Gaurhoth {key}: hehehe
#1085
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Jan 27 2005
Rating: 10
A ghostly figure resembling Dagel flies in from the north and through the lens. Ghost of Dagel {ghost}: was worth it! Ghost of Dagel {ghost}: You hit Small lamb, A full-grown sheep, Small fieldmouse, Small lamb, Ordinary scorpion, Large worker ant, Soldier ant, Tiny shrew, Soldier ant, Ordinary scorpion, Indistinguishable chameleon, Furry squirrel, Small chipmunk, Soldier ant, Redbellied snake, Large worker ant, Small chipmunk, Small chipmunk, Furry squirrel, Adult raccoon, Small chipmunk, Young raccoon, Ugly magpie, Small fieldmouse, Jumpy rabbit, Fluffy bunny, Small fieldmouse, Tiny shrew, Ordinary scorpion, Small fieldmouse, Furry squirrel, Soldier ant, Tiny sparrow and Grown-up fox with your noituloves deathlore.
#1105
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Feb 8 2005
Rating: 10
Polimus [wanted]: wher is wally for 51 daughters quest? You tell Polimus 'go along the mountain side from rangers, go south, you should find it' Polimus tells you 'acnt sem t find it :<' You tell Polimus 'find your keyboard first' You tell Polimus 'then try finding the area again:P' Polimus tells you 'argh ok thans' Polimus tells you 'got it!' Polimus tells you 'waht do i say to wally' You scream 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'.
#1129
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Feb 24 2005
Rating: 10
Glaurung [wanted]: deftank and *gasp* nuntarm for pyramid exploration
#1139
Unset Language
Submitted by: Murrough
At: Mar 4 2005
Rating: 10
Stark tells you 'pitkään offline olleille tinmeneille pitäs mennä automatic mail että 'jos metsään haluat mennä nyt, niin takuula yllätyt''
#1166
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Mar 23 2005
Rating: 10
Desotarion tells Stargazer and you 'jos ma jaan ambushii ni se o mosan ongelma'
#1290
Unset Language
Submitted by: Femko
At: Jul 12 2005
Rating: 10
XXXX tells you 'hello please I lost 1 mithril coin into monster, can you come to be it from him?' XXXX tells you 'you are wizardadministratior?