Capula says 'She is one of the most fearsome and cunning spellcasters in BatMUD.' Capula says 'mista toi tulee.' Capula asks 'mageje maxaamisesta vai?' Capula Karmapolice is a level 100 mortal of the Elf race.

Pertulio [kamikaze+]: laf, itkasin regeni seti niskasa, kolmen roundin jalkeen ulos swappaan ja tuun taks ja shred shred Pertulio [kamikaze+]: toimii tuo crykin jo melkeen A farmer shouts 'Pertulio dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'

Bomfunk tells you 'mikä vitun tarakka'

Squror [newbie]: how do i remove this Jism?

Melwyn [vsa+]: vittu kun miusta tulee saatana oikee kapiainen ni vittu ostan kannettavan ja bluetoothyhteyden ja saatana pelaan 28h päivässä ja sitten vittu on expaa saatana 1000000m ja sit katotaan et kuka on kova ja kukaan ei minuu dropkikkaa eikä muutakaa ja kumarratte ja sanotte minuu mMESTARIKSI

Thematrix bat: Lythlandria will you marry me?

[18:37]:Flora [dawn+]: tänään idols finaali!!1 [18:37]:Flab [dawn+]: onks saldoa viel jälel? [18:37]:Flora [dawn+]: äänestän hannaa hulluna! [18:37]:Flora [dawn+]: otin lainaa sitä varten ,) [18:37]:Dupre [dawn+]: eiköhä se voita ilma su apuuki [18:37]:Chador [dawn+]: antti putos ku teineille tuli saldoraja

Fingust [newbie]: WARNING : AIM IN NEWBIE ZOO AND I HAVE A FRENZY ON SO TRY TO AVOID ME

Cainita tells you 'i am a object man for the women,:D'

Aceduck tells you 'i submitted a paper to a conference... it got accepted, guess what position it ranked out of the 60 papers submitted...' You tell Aceduck '42 ?' You tell Aceduck '1?' You tell Aceduck '61?' Aceduck tells you 'bah, 1st' You tell Aceduck 'Does that mean you know more about shit than anyone else?'

Delveling {party}: aegis u male ? , charater Eronk [party]: what do you mean :) Delveling {party}: female or male ? Delveling {party}: ingame Eronk [party]: emm umm Delveling {party}: one of us needs to be male Eronk [party]: hey delve Delveling {party}: yeah Eronk [party]: no one ever told you that mud sex is shown in finger Eronk [party]: ? Delveling {party}: she Eronk [party]: or either 'look' Delveling {party}: he Delveling {party}: cool Delveling DeleveleR is a level 100 mortal of the Cromagnon race.

mudatessa tulee istuttua koneella... Eronk [suomi]: ostin 5l kanisterin kusipulloks Eronk [suomi]: mut ei oo kertaakaa tullu käytettyä :) Eronk [suomi]: muija rupes whinee että iljettävää, idiootti. kyl huomaa et sillä ei oo ikinä tärkeetä tekemist koneella.

[05:10]:Amoal [newbie]: how do i open safe i got from mob? Amoal Silvermoon is a level 60 mortal of the Ogre race. She was created Wed May 22 18:56:05 2002 and she is 63d, 11h, 9min and 11s old.

Monty [bat]: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous

Malicat [bat]: BatMUD, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

Thematrix [bat]: Just cause I like anal sex does not mean I'm gay

Mal [bat]: what country is finland in any way?

You tell Tomba 'run a meanie event...fungus or such' Tomba tells you 'you do it!' You tell Tomba 'whats the command?' You tell Tomba 'i wonder if 'godly fire' event gives style points...' You tell Tomba 'i cant find any help files on the commands to run events' Tomba tells you 'man events' You tell Tomba 'typo message' Tomba tells you 'oh... maybe you don't have access to it? arches have denied the access to events for some people' You tell Tomba 'ah...add the permission for me then' Tomba tells you 'uh.. why? =)' You tell Tomba 'you said i should run the event myself... :P' Tomba tells you 'yesh but I didn't say I'll make you a wiz and I'll give your rights and you can run the event. I just said run the event yourself =)' You tell Tomba 'oh, i dont wanna be a wiz :P' You tell Tomba 'so you'll hafta run it for me' Tomba tells you 'american wizzes shoudl run events at american times' You tell Tomba 'american wizzes are stoned/drunk at american times and not online' Tomba tells you 'well that explains why we don't have american wizzes'

Silea tells Nu, Chaste and you 'die yet?' You tell Nu, Chaste and Silea 'working on it' Chaste tells Nu, Silea and you 'no, they wont let me lead :(' Nu tells Silea, Chaste and you 'not yet unfortunatly. I might make exp tonight!' Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'i can come in and blast you, Nu, if it's getting too dull...' Nu tells Chaste, Silea and you 'oooooooooooh. *drool*' ... Nu is DEAD, R.I.P. Muscular guard shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Nu!' Nu dies. Nu's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black. ... Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'muaha, distracting him with tells worked well enough'

Coren tells you 'are you a hot chick? i need some mudsex badly...'