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#1105
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Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Feb 8 2005
Rating: 10
Polimus [wanted]: wher is wally for 51 daughters quest? You tell Polimus 'go along the mountain side from rangers, go south, you should find it' Polimus tells you 'acnt sem t find it :<' You tell Polimus 'find your keyboard first' You tell Polimus 'then try finding the area again:P' Polimus tells you 'argh ok thans' Polimus tells you 'got it!' Polimus tells you 'waht do i say to wally' You scream 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'.
#1129
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Feb 24 2005
Rating: 10
Glaurung [wanted]: deftank and *gasp* nuntarm for pyramid exploration
#1139
Unset Language
Submitted by: Murrough
At: Mar 4 2005
Rating: 10
Stark tells you 'pitkään offline olleille tinmeneille pitäs mennä automatic mail että 'jos metsään haluat mennä nyt, niin takuula yllätyt''
#1166
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Mar 23 2005
Rating: 10
Desotarion tells Stargazer and you 'jos ma jaan ambushii ni se o mosan ongelma'
#1290
Unset Language
Submitted by: Femko
At: Jul 12 2005
Rating: 10
XXXX tells you 'hello please I lost 1 mithril coin into monster, can you come to be it from him?' XXXX tells you 'you are wizardadministratior?
#1350
Unset Language
Submitted by: Bleezuz
At: Sep 25 2005
Rating: 10
Halle [party]: if next person who dies doesnt accept ill leave. get replacement now if you want
#1377
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Oct 16 2005
Rating: 10
Ggr [pupu+]: here's what I've learned about americans from TV and movies: a) they don't shit or piss, except the ugly ones. thus I suspect that excreting is a genetic failure of some kind in american society. b) they always have sex under covers, so I suspect they either use it as protection (substitute condom) or actually lack genitals or something.
#1415
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Nov 8 2005
Rating: 10
Atomska tells you 'where did you get elder rank from' {Barb Elder} Valkrist Wihattu the Cyclops < de >
#1525
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Mar 1 2006
Rating: 10
Conquer {nightlife+}: im no lesbian, i like the cock
#1702
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 11 2006
Rating: 10
Rigger [sales]: floating letters apparatus, insult people from afar, mb 1k Rigger [sales]: you could even catch people with crappy trigger with stuff like Some letters are floating here: ' Rigger [bat]: I suck
#1712
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Oct 23 2006
Rating: 10
Zin <bat>: this new driver is much better than the old one Zin <bat>: the old driver used less CPU thus wasting a lot of our new hardware
#1767
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Jan 8 2007
Rating: 10
Glacius (wanted): name of area wheres 'thethingthatshould' be mob etc Juo (wanted): dunedain Glacius (wanted): right thx Juo (wanted): Dogi tells you 'its in dunedains' Dogi {wanted}: is that thank for helping you? Dogi {wanted}: i just missed other answers Juo (wanted): did i ask for help ...... Dogi {wanted}: dont ask me to help next time
#2073
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Submitted by: Hannibal
At: May 22 2009
Rating: 10
Dralith <nightlife+>: that was uncalled for.. You tells Dralith and Jacen 'Jacen will just remind me later that he still has sex :P' Jacen tells Dralith and you 'dude wtf, im almost 27 yrs old and still a virgin :(' Dralith tells Jacen and you 'Really doesn't count when it's with livestock' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'according to Blayke you aren't a virgin...' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'oh wait!....you're catholic...it doesn't count if it's in the ass' Blayke tells Dralith, Jacen and you 'thats catholic birth control \o/' Jacen tells Dralith, Blayke and you 'buttsex \:D/'
#29
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 11
Cyberman <bat>: We have a winner: Force tells you 'hmm i dont like sex between men ...pogowoko is the one you should talk about gay activities' Cyberman awards Force 1 points for completing '(Classified)' task. Ayli [bat]: ahha! so (classified) awards are for recommending "partners" to wizards!
#334
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 11
Death's child shouts 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me, Father?
#434
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dino
At: Mar 23 2004
Rating: 11
Ganja [suomi]: missäs niitä nautoja hierottiin lihan paranemiseksi? Jumbo [suomi]: baarissa
#512
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Apr 9 2004
Rating: 11
You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good! You feel your body has improved. You feel you are more resistant to electricity. You feel you are more resistant to acid. You feel that Rauskis goes unconscious. You feel that Makke is in great pain. You feel that Makke goes unconscious. You feel that Rauskis is in great pain.
#535
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 11
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Shardike. Shardike [newbie]: hey guys whats up Zin <newbie>: this No such player (Shardike).
#658
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Jun 19 2004
Rating: 11
Blitzer shouts 'voi tuhannen turskattia!' You feel that Enandor is in great pain. You feel that Enandor goes unconscious. Arakorni shouts 'Helevettiläinen!' Info: Enandor dies. coindicende? don't think so.
#798
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Aug 11 2004
Rating: 11
Ealoren [party]: Fingust, why do you keep asking stupid questions all the time? Fingust [party]: im from slovenia :) Leka [party]: we know Dornier [party]: that explains