Someone calls for a dicing. Someone rolls: 95. Someone rolls: 91. Someone rolls: 83. Someone rolls: 76. Someone rolls: 39. Someone smiles happily Someone goes 'MUAH'. Rulla (party): :D Mape (party): ¤ meikä voitti! ¤ Valkrist [party]: voitin1 Rulla (party): mie!

[00:28]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): Dudes, It's Mardus here. [00:29]:Pehtoori the Mr. Muscle (bat): I wizzed to improve the state of this mud. To eradicate all the ancient UHUHUBOOHOO shit that was still present. [00:29]:Gromit [bat]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [00:30]:Banba [bat]: we have a saying - you cant polish a turd

Sparhawk [party]: kyo got sex changed btw Kyo {party}: oh shit Kyo {party}: I WANT MY DICK BACK! [party]: Malicat rolls on the floor laughing. Kyo {party}: oh wait Kyo {party}: I got boobs now Kyo {party}: sweet

Tikku [newbie]: how to open citadel's blocked door?? Yggrasil (newbie): go www.bat.org/walkthroughs/citadel Yggrasil (newbie): Aria tells you 'that link does not work'

[22:57]:Roscop [key]: hehehe, tuli muute tanaa rl nunna vastaan, ni ekana kavi mieles et pitasko se tappaa [22:57]:Glaurung [key]: haha [22:57]:Roscop [key]: sit tuli mielee et pitaskoha lopettaa mudaus [22:57]:Gaurhoth {key}: hehehe

A ghostly figure resembling Dagel flies in from the north and through the lens. Ghost of Dagel {ghost}: was worth it! Ghost of Dagel {ghost}: You hit Small lamb, A full-grown sheep, Small fieldmouse, Small lamb, Ordinary scorpion, Large worker ant, Soldier ant, Tiny shrew, Soldier ant, Ordinary scorpion, Indistinguishable chameleon, Furry squirrel, Small chipmunk, Soldier ant, Redbellied snake, Large worker ant, Small chipmunk, Small chipmunk, Furry squirrel, Adult raccoon, Small chipmunk, Young raccoon, Ugly magpie, Small fieldmouse, Jumpy rabbit, Fluffy bunny, Small fieldmouse, Tiny shrew, Ordinary scorpion, Small fieldmouse, Furry squirrel, Soldier ant, Tiny sparrow and Grown-up fox with your noituloves deathlore.

Polimus [wanted]: wher is wally for 51 daughters quest? You tell Polimus 'go along the mountain side from rangers, go south, you should find it' Polimus tells you 'acnt sem t find it :<' You tell Polimus 'find your keyboard first' You tell Polimus 'then try finding the area again:P' Polimus tells you 'argh ok thans' Polimus tells you 'got it!' Polimus tells you 'waht do i say to wally' You scream 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'.

Glaurung [wanted]: deftank and *gasp* nuntarm for pyramid exploration

Stark tells you 'pitkään offline olleille tinmeneille pitäs mennä automatic mail että 'jos metsään haluat mennä nyt, niin takuula yllätyt''

Desotarion tells Stargazer and you 'jos ma jaan ambushii ni se o mosan ongelma'

XXXX tells you 'hello please I lost 1 mithril coin into monster, can you come to be it from him?' XXXX tells you 'you are wizardadministratior?

Halle [party]: if next person who dies doesnt accept ill leave. get replacement now if you want

Ggr [pupu+]: here's what I've learned about americans from TV and movies: a) they don't shit or piss, except the ugly ones. thus I suspect that excreting is a genetic failure of some kind in american society. b) they always have sex under covers, so I suspect they either use it as protection (substitute condom) or actually lack genitals or something.

Atomska tells you 'where did you get elder rank from' {Barb Elder} Valkrist Wihattu the Cyclops < de >

Conquer {nightlife+}: im no lesbian, i like the cock

Rigger [sales]: floating letters apparatus, insult people from afar, mb 1k Rigger [sales]: you could even catch people with crappy trigger with stuff like Some letters are floating here: ' Rigger [bat]: I suck

Zin <bat>: this new driver is much better than the old one Zin <bat>: the old driver used less CPU thus wasting a lot of our new hardware

Glacius (wanted): name of area wheres 'thethingthatshould' be mob etc Juo (wanted): dunedain Glacius (wanted): right thx Juo (wanted): Dogi tells you 'its in dunedains' Dogi {wanted}: is that thank for helping you? Dogi {wanted}: i just missed other answers Juo (wanted): did i ask for help ...... Dogi {wanted}: dont ask me to help next time

Dralith <nightlife+>: that was uncalled for.. You tells Dralith and Jacen 'Jacen will just remind me later that he still has sex :P' Jacen tells Dralith and you 'dude wtf, im almost 27 yrs old and still a virgin :(' Dralith tells Jacen and you 'Really doesn't count when it's with livestock' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'according to Blayke you aren't a virgin...' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'oh wait!....you're catholic...it doesn't count if it's in the ass' Blayke tells Dralith, Jacen and you 'thats catholic birth control \o/' Jacen tells Dralith, Blayke and you 'buttsex \:D/'

Cyberman <bat>: We have a winner: Force tells you 'hmm i dont like sex between men ...pogowoko is the one you should talk about gay activities' Cyberman awards Force 1 points for completing '(Classified)' task. Ayli [bat]: ahha! so (classified) awards are for recommending "partners" to wizards!